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You two are bad friends! Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
You two are something. We're bad friends.
All righty, one, two, three, welcome to another episode of Bad Friends.
I'm your captain and this is my sidekick.
No, no, no.
Andrew, this is my side guy, my side hustle.
No, no, no. Peace, my side peace.
No, I'm the side peace.
First of all. You're never a side, you're not even a part of the gang right now.
No. Well, you're a side chunk, you're not a side people.
You're a side chunk. That's a pretty big piece.
That's a pretty big piece.
You are a side, you know,, could I just say something too?
You're a little deceiving.
No, I saw the last episode.
I never lied.
I told you that I haven't done standup in five years.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Oh.
You know, when you make assumptions, somebody gets bit.
No.
Is that a term I just made that up?
It's not the phrase.
I think I've got a couple of phrases jumbled up there, but
When it's not broke fix it, but if you break it
Anyway, uh listen bud. Um, I don't like being lied to I don't like being deceived. I don't like
your rabble rousing
That word I agreed can we move on? No, we can't move on until I address this issue
What's your name? No, no, we can't move on until I address this issue. Okay.
What's your name?
No! Did Esther tell you? No.
Okay.
What's your name?
Greg.
No.
No.
No.
If you think we don't know.
Okay, we know.