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You believe you seriously believe in voodoo dolls?
I believe in new orleans black magic
And that's not being racial. Yeah, it sounds like it is called black magic. I'm not being racial
Okay, let's see
He doesn't notice there's nothing there. Yeah. Oh you gotta find it this went right in your vagina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
All right. How about this?
Ow did it work? Yeah. Okay. I'll stop you two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, how about this? Ow!
Did it work?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll stop.
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
Woo-hoo.
A white dude and an Asian dude.
Woo-hoo.
You two are disgusting.
Woo-hoo.
Are you two or something?
We're bad friends.
This is such a nice gift that we got from a fan.
Where was this in, Niagara or was it in?
It was in Niagara.
And then they go, then they said, we didn't have enough time to do
yours to you. And I saw your heartbreak a little bit.
No, you know, I don't care about that stuff. I thought that was very nice that they gave
you something. I don't, I don't, uh, I don't need to have reciprocation for gifts. When
you get something, I don't need to get anything. I don't mind mostly because I don't get any,
but it's also because pretty rarely, but I don Pretty rarely, but I think you get gifts because you ask for them often.
I don't ask for gifts.
That's fucking ridiculous, dude.
You definitely fucking do.
I deserve them.
See?
But that's different than asking.
Why do you think you deserve gifts from fans?
Well, I'm a conduit of...
Are you having a stroke?
No, I just... I'm really kind of going,
why do I need them?
Yeah.
I think it's a good, you know,
oh, it's one of my love languages.
Your love language is gift receiving?
Yeah, one of my love languages is gifts receiving.
Usually it's gift giving.
Mine's touch and gift receiving.
Mine is...
And blow jobs.
That's my love language.