Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - The Game Master
Episode Date: March 14, 2024Conan speaks to Trey in Los Angeles about working as a Game Master in escape rooms and Conan’s transition into serious acting. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: TeamCoco.com/CallCo...nan
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Okay, let's get started.
Hey Trey, meet Conan and Sona.
Hi there.
Hey Trey, how you doing?
Good, how are you doing?
Uh, I'm great.
You sound like kind of a cool DJ.
You've got a good, he's got a good voice, doesn't he?
Yeah, he does.
Yeah, thank you.
I do a little bit of voiceover here and there. Yeah, you also have kind of a cool DJ. He's got a good voice, doesn't he? Yeah, he does. Yeah, thank you. I do a little bit of voiceover here and there.
Yeah, you also have kind of a swagger to your voice,
like hey, which I like.
Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate that.
I've heard it a few times before.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I envy anyone that you call to order a pizza.
Must be nice.
Can I hear you ordering a pizza?
I used to deliver pizzas.
Can I hear you ordering a pizza right now?
Pretend I just picked up.
I'm at Domino's, hello.
Hi there, I'd like a medium pepperoni.
Nicely done.
Nicely done.
That pizza will be free, sir.
Well, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Slightly pervy, which we'll get into that later.
But Trey, where are you calling from?
Where are you right now?
I'm in Los Angeles, California.
Okay, you're probably not too far from us.
Yeah, like North Culver City, probably.
It's very nice.
Is that, is that either a, oh, that's a cat!
Okay, good. Oh, yeah.
I thought, it's so funny,
I thought a ninja was creeping up on you
because I just saw this sort of dark figure
undulating in the background on the floor
and it looked like kind of shoulders
and then suddenly it leapt up and I saw it was a cat.
Instead of an animal, you just thought it was a ninja?
Nine times out of 10, it is a ninja.
Nine times out of 10, I refer to her as a demon,
so that makes sense, you know, she's just a shadow.
Trey, you live in Los Angeles, probably not too far from us,
and you seem like a nice fellow.
You've got fantastic pipes on you.
Tell me what you do for a living.
So yeah, I studied acting and film studies in school
for a few years, and then I moved out to Los Angeles.
And more so, I've been working as a game master
at an escape room.
Oh, wait a minute.
So do you invent the games in the escape room?
Is that what you do?
Are you the one that writes out the stories
and figure out what the theme is and all that?
Not necessarily.
I've worked at a couple different escape rooms.
I worked at one place for a year
and the current place I work at,
I more so am just a game master.
So I deliver the rules, I get the people in the room,
and then I'm kinda the voice on the intercom,
the person helping them, the person keeping
the story maintained.
That's cool.
Okay, tell me what are the themes of the games
in this game room that you work?
The one I work at, there's one called Secrets of the Pharaoh,
which is like going back in time to ancient Egypt,
and there's actual sand inside of the room.
There's another one called Murder in London,
where you're going back to 1899,
solving a Jack the Ripper-style murder.
And then very cool.
Yeah, yeah, and then there's one called the Demented Doctor,
which is just, you know, crazy doctor goes on killing spree.
Oh, I thought it was just an escape room
where you're filling out forms.
Yeah.
And your insurance keeps getting denied.
Yeah.
You're like, no, I have to fill all of this out?
I filled this out.
No, we need to fill it out again.
Yeah.
I think that sounds fascinating.
I live in an escape room, did you know that?
It's called a marriage!
Hello!
Ooh!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Brrrr.
Uh, listen.
Everyone loves your wife?
Yeah, oh she's terrific.
But I must escape.
Listen, that was a very funny joke in 1952.
Were you born then?
Oh no, long before I was born.
Trey, would you just stop muttering,
your job is not to mutter here.
No, I don't know why I am.
I don't know why I am doing that.
I've done escape rooms, I did them with my kids
when they were younger and they loved them
and then I did one with Jordan Schlansky,
who's someone who I shoot remotes with.
Yeah.
And we shot an escape room remote.
That was kind of a private eye.
And I got very frustrated very quickly.
I hate reading through papers
and trying to figure out what's relevant, what's not.
I just kept wanting clues.
Do most people want clues or do most people not want clues?
You know, it's kind of complicated.
Like I'm a lot better at running escape rooms
than I am at playing them.
And when they have you start,
you have to try all the rooms.
But if you don't have friends available
to try the rooms with you,
you just have to do the rooms by yourself
and it's impossible.
So, you know, I had to learn the hard way
and then later running other people's rooms,
you notice that there's different dynamics.
Like men are more prideful and they don't wanna ask for hints.
Especially on like a first date, you know?
The dude is like, this is gonna be fun.
And then they end up ruining the relationship
before it could ever start.
So can you watch all of this unfold to their cameras?
Yeah, yeah, it's interesting, you know, like at an old escape room.
What's some of the weirdest stuff you've seen happen in an escape room?
Yep, exactly. This guy and his wife were a bit
liquored up, I guess, and he was like, I hope you guys aren't watching the whole
time because my wife is all over me. Oh, yeah, we're watching
the whole time. Did they do anything? No, no, they didn't do anything.
Oh, okay, did they escape? That's what you're wondering?
Yeah, I don't know. Something tells me they didn't escape.
Something tells me they spent very little time.
Yeah. Hey, look what's in this typewriter. Hey, I'm trying to fuck you.
Well, I know, we'll get to that.
But it says here, look out for Algernon.
Who do you think Algernon is?
In due time.
We'll get there.
Why are they talking like that?
Why are they in their 20s?
Because they're in like a, it's like a 1920s escape room.
It's like a detective story.
They're getting full character.
They're in character.
Hey you, take your pants off.
Let's do the nasty.
Hold on, we'll get to that, married one.
Married one?
This file here says Algenon's missing.
So there is something about Algenon.
It says the key is in the onion.
Is that sex talk?
Oh my god.
So okay, well that sounds like a really. Oh my God. So, okay.
Well, that sounds like a really, I mean,
I think it sounds like fun.
It sounds like you'd, and also,
you are getting to use some of your performance chops.
You know? Yeah, yeah.
You are getting to. Exactly.
You're, I think sometimes you seem like a young person.
I think sometimes when you're in the business,
it's kind of good to be sort of show business adjacent.
If you're not in show business yet, or you're not acting yet,
these things can actually be kind of helpful.
You know, you pay the rent,
and you also get to take part in fiction and play a role,
which I think is fun.
Exactly, exactly.
And I also, you know, I also have a small production company
and we make like short films and commercials
and podcasts and stuff like that.
We just raised $6,000 to make a short film that we're going to be shooting in May.
And yeah, and we also play D&D every week.
So you know, I'm always trying to use my creativity.
Who plays?
When you say we, who is we?
Yeah, so I have like a team of three other guys
And then me it's my production company smoking bandit productions
And I saw it in I like it. Thank you
They're also my close friends. Who are they let's hear their names Seamus Curly
Anson Kennedy and Kyle Gill that is one kooky law firm, I love it.
I know, exactly.
These are not real people.
And you guys play Dungeons and Dragons or as
Absolutely.
David Hopping likes to refer to it D&D.
Yeah, a lot of people do.
Please, that seems to be your own nickname for it.
Oh. So you guys play, you guys play D&D. And what's your role when you play Dungeons and Dragons?
What do you, which role do you take on?
The role that I take on, my character is a three foot tall frog humanoid named.
What's a frog?
No, he's a grung.
So he's like a frog.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, My character is a three foot tall frog humanoid named- What's a frog?
No, he's a grung, so he's like a frog.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Okay, I should have seen that coming, of course.
Yeah.
He's a grung who's a frog, right?
Who's a frog, like a frog.
He's a frog, not a frog.
I thought he was a frog, but his name is Grung?
It's a frog whose name is Grung.
You misheard it, he's a frog humanoid.
A frog.
Oh yeah, oh sorry, that's totally on me.
The species is called a grung.
You said Throg.
Of course, yes.
The character's name is Screlonius Stump.
Yes, yes.
See, this is what I was driving at,
I think I was right.
He's a frog humanoid.
Humanoid.
Humanoid?
Humanoid.
Oh my god.
One from Massachusetts, he's a humanoid. Humanoid. Humanoid? Humanoid. Oh my god! One from Massachusetts.
He's a humanoid.
We need to call the hospital.
And he's a throng, yes?
He's a grunt, yeah.
And his name is Scroo-lonius Dump.
Yeah, Scroo-lonius Juv-Juv.
You're getting everything wrong.
Nothing's been right.
But he lives.
You're getting every part of it.
No, no, no, let's just get it right.
He's a frog.
He's half human.
His name is Bling.
Oh.
You're so close.
He's a grog.
And he lives in Trubjug.
His name's Felonious Stumpleton.
I've been following everything on it.
You know what, it's really good that I'm taking notes.
I wrote everything down.
Your page is blank.
Your name is Bloop.
Yep.
And your roommates are Shard, Guyg, and Sebdoor.
And you have a production company called Dibbly Dibbly Doo.
You just made a 90 minute film called Guam Guam Habitadie.
Oh no.
That's an obscure one.
He's agreeing with everything.
I didn't think he'd pick that one up.
His yes and skills are incredible.
I gotta update my resume.
I wanna hang with you guys.
I think, first of all, I like the idea
of hanging with your crew.
I think. Yeah.
I think you'd fit in with my crew.
You think I would?
It's three Irishmen and me, so.
And what is your nationality, so to speak?
I'm like Italian-Slovenian.
Oh, cool.
It's always good to be a mix.
I think a mix is good. Yeah, right?
Yeah, pure Irish is just madness.
There's nothing good there. I know.
Yeah, nothing good there.
Wait, you would want him to play D&D
with you and your friends after what you just heard him do?
I don't know about D&D, let's not get into that.
No, no, no, not D&D, but to hang out.
Oh, to hang out. Yeah, to hang out, okay.
Yeah, we all put on our leather jackets
and we walk around.
And if, and then, you know, whatever.
If no one makes way for us on the sidewalk,
we shove them around a little bit.
He said yes, so don't keep going.
Listen to him, he'd be like, hey, get out of our way.
Scooch on over.
Watch his, yeah, that's what tough guys say, Trey.
Scooch on over.
Hey, scooch on over.
Or I'll sic my frog humanoid on you.
Habba da da da da.
I know, Torious Gang of three guys in Conan O'Brien
have been seen wandering around.
Look out for them, they're wearing matching leather jackets and they're warning people to scooch on over.
They're very polite.
They're very polite.
When threatened, they'll run away
and claim they'll be back with their frog humanoid friend.
Man, isn't Trey a lot of fun?
Yes, this is fun.
I liked him since I saw the Step Brothers poster
on your wall.
The Spider-Man.
Oh yeah, I got it all.
The whole wall is covered.
You just can't see it all.
Yep, you sure got it all.
Wait, that's a different cat behind you now.
Oh yeah, that's the other one.
And it's attacking the poster for her.
She hates the Step Brothers poster. She takes it down at least once a her. She hates the stepbrothers poster.
She takes it down at least once a day.
The rest she leaves up.
That's okay.
That's the way.
Oh, there's an orb.
Hands just caved.
Someone just took it.
Someone just stole your cat and you don't even care.
That was Seamus.
Oh Seamus.
My God, Seamus does exist.
I was certain that Seamus was.
You thought he made him up?
When someone asks me who was with you, I always go Seamus Cur exist, I was certain that Seamus was. You thought he made him up? When someone asks me who was with you,
I always go Seamus Curly.
It's my go-to fake name.
Yep, it's my go-to fake name too.
It's actually my lover.
Who, yeah.
Well who's gonna co-sign this loan?
Seamus Heaney.
Or Seamus, what is it, Seamus Curly?
Seamus Heaney's a famous Irish poet.
Yeah, I don't know.
I, lot of gin at breakfast.
Hey, Trey, I like you, I like the cut of your jib.
You're a very funny guy, and I think good things
are in store for you, I really do.
Oh, thank you.
I don't know if you have, do you have a question
for me possibly?
That's okay, David, I'll do it if you don't want to hear it.
Yeah, I was gonna jump in.
That's okay, sure.
Hey Trey, do you have a question for Conan?
There you go, nice job, David. Oh, okay, glad you did it. to hear it. Yeah, I was going to jump in. That's okay, sure. Hey, Trey, do you have a question for Conan?
There you go.
Nice job, David.
Thanks.
Well, you know, I've been noticing you pop up in more acting roles, like in the Weird
Al Yankovic movie and in the Please Don't Destroy movie.
I was wondering, do you have any interest in pursuing more acting and characters and
stuff in film? I don't, I'm not interested in pursuing it
because I kind of love what I do,
but if the right, if, you know,
when the Please Don't Destroy guys contacted me,
I'm a huge fan of theirs and I was flattered.
And then when I saw that the role was just yelling at them,
I said, oh, this is fantastic
because that's my favorite thing to do.
And so that was a yes.
And of course, when Weird Al calls,
you know, you just say yes,
because it's Weird Al.
And so yeah, when things like that come along
and it feels like the right fit,
I'm happy to do it.
But it's not something where I've said,
get the word out there, you know? Yeah.
And I think there are plenty of really good actors
out there that I don't think that my efforts
are necessarily required.
So if the right thing comes along, I'll do it.
Well, you're always a delightful presence
when you come across my screen.
I'm always happy to see you pop up and things and-
Oh, that's so nice, Trey.
Personally, there's always a role in anything I do for you.
So, just like. Oh really?
Thank you for all the inspiration you've given me.
Maybe a little cameo or something?
Yeah man, absolutely.
I have a role in mind for you currently.
How much time commitment are we talking about?
I could give you like 11 minutes.
Oh boy.
And no makeup. Probably that much.
That much max.
Let's get with that.
You know what, I'm actually not kidding.
We'll get your information
and if there's something I could do quickly
to show up in one of your movies,
I would do it just for the sheer
what the fuckery of it all.
You know? Awesome.
And also you seem like a nice guy.
Yeah, awesome.
Now we haven't talked price yet.
Yeah, yeah.
That's when it gets scary.
$800,000 a minute.
Oh.
Oh.
Ooh, I'm gonna have to get a loan,
but I think we can make this work.
Don't worry, I know who's gonna co-sign it.
I know you're a co-signer.
Yeah, you did.
He's gonna be Seamus Curly.
Uh, no, no, no.
Please, please, please.
It'll be my pleasure to do it for nothing.
Oh, awesome.
And you have that, an audio record of that. Oh, perfect. Oh my pleasure to do it for nothing. Oh, awesome. And you have that, you have an audio record of that.
Oh, perfect, I can use it in court.
Oh, we're gonna end up in court, trust me.
Oh yeah.
You're gonna edit it out of the episode.
You know what's funny?
I'll do this thing for you and I'll be so bad,
it'll be an 11 minute film, and you've got Conan O'Brien
and you will cut me out of it.
Oh no.
Like it just didn't work in the final edit.
Yeah, no one bought you as a comic, as an aging comic.
What?
Hey Trey, really nice talking to you, you're a cool person
and maybe, yeah, maybe we'll be working together.
That's great.
I would love nothing more.
All right, my best to your roommates,
even though they're clearly make believe.
And maybe I'll talk to you soon.
Take care. Sounds good. Bye. Thank you very much. Bye now And maybe I'll talk to you soon. Take care.
Sounds good.
Bye. Thank you very much.
Bye now, guys.
Nice to meet you all.
Nice to meet you too.
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