Doughboys - Eggslut with Raiza Licea
Episode Date: February 8, 2024Raiza Licea (@raizalicea, Spanish Aquí Presents) joins the 'boys to talk basketball, arena snacks, and Cuba before a review of Eggslut. Plus, a special UK edition of Snack or Wack.Watch thi...s episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSources for this week's intro:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382932/https://www.eater.com/2017/10/10/16432396/eggslut-chef-alvin-cailanhttps://cookerybythebook.medium.com/interview-with-alvin-cailan-amboy-df685a87076ahttps://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-chef-of-the-moment-egg-slut-alvin-cailan-20131118-story.htmlhttps://www.marketingmag.com.au/featured/quirky-or-offensive-eggslut-denied-in-australia/https://www.eggslutsg.com/about-us/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This is a headgum podcast. when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new.
The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends.
This is exerted from critic Antoni Ego's climactic monologue in the 2007 Pixar film
Ratatouille, Brad Bird's weirdly libertarian masterpiece. And in Los Angeles in 2011,
it was indeed a critic who forever
altered the fate of a month's old breakfast truck with an eye-catching but stomach-churning name.
Founded by Alvin Kailan, a fine dining chef who cut his teeth in the flourishing Portland food scene,
the concept was meant to elevate the quick-service breakfast sandos,
common at Bodegas, but less seen in the coffee shop culture of Los Angeles.
sandos common at bodegas but less seen in the coffee shop culture of Los Angeles.
With just enough self-funding to last six months, Kailan took his moonshot and after critic Ruth Reischel posted a rave about its titular dish, a coddled egg served over whipped
potatoes, the truck took off like the Houston 500 and by 2013 Kailan and partner Johnny Lee had a
brick and mortar with an hour-long wait
in LA's famed Grand Central Market.
But over a decade later, the eatery is no longer new, no longer in need of discovery
and defense.
It's now a global chain without posts in Vegas, London, and Kuwait.
As well as locations in Asia licensed to the Korean franchise holder of Dunkin' Donuts
and Shake Shack.
It even had an Australian franchise denied because its revolting brand name was deemed
too vile and misogynistic for regulators.
Ironic, given the Aussies permitted the burger chain named after a euphemism for ravenous
onanism, Hungry Jacks.
The breakfast broker has so far outgrown its origins that its default web portal now routes to its Singapore outpost.
So can quality be maintained on a worldwide scale?
Will this fad fade like other fast-growing trend DLA bites like Pinkberry?
And is anyone yet comfortable even saying it aloud?
This week on Dough Boys, Egg Slut.
Welcome to Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants.
I'm Nick Weiger along with my co-host.
Scientists trying to create the first ever
half man, half shower hybrid, the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Cause I jack off into the shower.
Hi Nick, happy chew year.
This roast is about Mitch's attraction to plumbing.
Hopefully you don't read it.
Shout out to the Handholding Club on Facebook. Lots of love marked from New Zealand.
Wow.
Wow, hello down under.
They had nice to hear from you, roastedbirdfuck.com.
You did an Australian accent first.
How does that, I don't, I guess it's probably
the distinction between an Australian
and New Zealand accent is too granular for me.
I think Tony Ramos had a thing where it was like,
big pick is like when you say big pick.
Oh right, the backpack is big pick.
Yeah, big pick. Big pick.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know how that helps us in the scenario.
Hey, down under, big pick.
Joe, you're big pick down there, Mark from New Zealand.
We were talking about a Lord of the Rings theme park,
which feels like unexplored territory.
This was a completely different as independent.
Was it Susser who was like, no.
Susser was like, eh, I don't think it's,
but Lord of the Rings is big enough after Ring of Power.
And what the fuck are you talking about?
What's he talking about?
It's a huge franchise, huge idea.
They built Hobbiton.
Look, I've never watched those films.
I've been old, first of all.
We gotta stop the pod.
We'll be back in 15 hours.
That's also why.
I don't have the time.
They're very, they're very, the extended, the extended editions are, they're long.
Yeah, they're convenient.
I mean, come on, they're, they're, we love them.
I love them.
And Laura, we were saying the barrel, this is, I gotta give you credit, the barrel chase.
Right.
The barrel chase ride.
From Hobbit 2, there's the barrel chase sequence, and that feels like a natural water ride. I mean, Hobbit 10, just that thing.
Yeah, you build that, people would want to walk around
the shire, oh, it's a tiny house, let's go in there.
Oh, look how big dad looks in the tiny house.
How fun is that?
And then also, why is he got a great idea?
I mean, most of them were your ideas, but who gives a shit?
I also had good ideas.
We were having a time.
It was joint effort.
I want money.
We were doing, this was on our text thread
with a blank check and it was you and I going back and forth
to no reaction from Griffin and David.
And then we took it over to Susser.
Yeah.
And Susser was like, this is a bad idea.
But yeah, my big pitch is and escape from Moria,
minecraft, or I'm not minecraft, escape from Moria, minecraft,
or I'm not minecraft, escape from Moria,
mine card adventure.
And it's like a kind of like the Indiana Jones
or Iderpires of the Caribbean, except you're like,
escaping from the goblins that are chasing you
through the minds of Moria.
Minecraft world could be pretty good too.
Minecraft world absolutely should exist.
I mean, that's a home run.
I don't know any of these words.
Any of these words.
Earlier, we were talking sports and I was in. I don't know any of these words
Earlier we were talking sports and I was
We'll get back to sports right now it's always time
Um the the what the what the guys in the NBA locker room are talking about
Lord the Rings should be a theme park. You know what?
They probably are.
They probably are.
Here's my other, here's my other pitch.
Gollum walk around character.
Yes.
And every time he sees someone with a ring, he's like, precious.
How fun is that going to be?
Mom and dad are walking around, goes up to mom, grabs her a big wedding ring.
Get some work for a call.
Mark, precious.
They'd love that.
Uh, I think, I think walk around, God, it was great.
You also had an idea for a room where you put the ring on and
you put the ring on and then it's like, it's a 360 degree
monitor and then the eye of the sun comes on and you got to
deal with that.
And it would be cool to turn gray.
You know how it turns gray.
Yeah, turn gray.
Yeah.
It would be cool.
What was Susser's idea through the theme park?
I think he said burger world.
That the Doughboys theme park?
Sounds yummy.
Hold on.
I'm going to try to figure out what he said.
By the way, I cut my finger.
Oh no.
I'm going to slice in a bagel.
Me too.
Did you really?
Opening my yogurt the other day, I like ran my fingers under the edge and the foil like really sliced my finger open. It's driving me nuts
I say about that. It's it's it's driving me nuts too. Just like anything I open or yeah
I was boo boo's. I
Am I boo please Jimmy look at please?
When did you when did you have a bagel?
Yep today Amelia gave me bagels. Okay, okay, but it wasn't that you...
She gave you bagels too.
You didn't pre-game this morning's meal
with a bagel at home.
No, what the fuck?
No, no, no.
This is gonna say that's insane.
I mean, it's healed now, as you can see.
But I was holding a bagel, I was cutting it,
and then I was like, and I was like, uh-oh.
And it was like really blea...
I mean, it's like now almost a week old,
but it was really bleeding.
And I mean, I just,
I don't have much going on in my life,
so I wanted to talk about how I cut my finger.
This is the thing about aging is that wounds heal more slowly.
That's the thing I noticed now is like, yeah, 100%.
Now I'm in my 40s, like if I like bang my shin,
I'm like, I'm gonna have this bruise for like three weeks.
Oh, that's real for bruising.
I feel like I'm always bruised
cause I bump into stuff all the time.
I'll tell you a recent wound that's not going to heal very quickly.
Barbie getting snubbed.
You got a drop, Mitch?
Yeah.
That wound isn't going to heal quickly.
I agree with you.
You're right.
You don't want to pack anymore, though?
We were talking about the complicated things going on in the world
where Barbie would rank to talk about them.
And I think it would maybe be number one this week.
God, so many conversations have just since like Tuesday.
I'm like, I don't wanna hear it anymore.
Whatever, it's fine.
The discourse will be a couple of weeks old
by the time this episode comes out.
But yeah, to Hillary Clinton waited.
Which is probably good for me.
Yeah.
To make a joke about it.
Well, I mean, I didn't even say anything bad or relax.
I saw the movie.
She went all the, oh, so many times I can't even remember.
Okay, you gotta watch it a bunch of times.
I'll watch it tonight.
Please just don't be mad at me.
Pour one out for Greta and Margot, so watch it twice.
It feels like, I've heard from people who don't like it,
I'm not saying I don't like it.
Such a feminist.
I've heard from people who don't like it
where they're like, don't tell anyone.
I don't like the movie.
And I'm like, your secret's safe with me.
I don't know what to say to them.
And by the way, there's like four to five women
who I know, like who are my friends
who I've talked to who don't like it.
And they're like, I can't let anyone know.
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
I think especially if you're in the industry,
it's like you're worried about, you know,
any sort of potential backlash.
I don't know.
I mean, as a woman who has other women friends
that have also, I get it.
Yeah.
I think it was good.
I don't think, I don't know if it was an Oscar masterpiece,
but I also think like in the middle of the strike,
it's pretty dope like what they did. Sure, yeah. Which which is like not that doesn't mean you get an Oscar for that
100% it's a good adaptation of the property in great production design
Yeah, get people going to the movies. It's great. Yeah, I mean, but it's also like I love going in movies
But then also I hate that I can't pause it. That's that that that's this is
Our blood isn't boiling
So like is that like cuz I said that last night to a group of people and they were all offended
What don't like getting popcorn like no I don't like spending
$19 on a box of fucking popcorn no and then having to like get up and pee and miss 12 minutes of what I was watching
So that's an issue get that The pee break is an issue.
My idea, and this is probably unworkable
for a bunch of reasons. Hold on a second.
You're gonna do the blanket idea?
Oh. My blanket idea is,
that I think is a home run.
But this is a different thing.
What does that have to do with peeing?
The blanket.
They're disconnected.
But maybe solve two problems.
I mean.
No, my idea is every one of the, every movie theater
has an attached like single person,
like a Starbucks bathroom stall just for like going in
and taking a pee break that has a one way glass
where you can see the movie screen and it has audio
piped in so you can go in there and you can, you you know do your quick number one and not miss any of the movie
and it's also right there now the problem is people are gonna jack off in
there but or number two or number two in there. That's the problem?
Are we gonna jack off in there? They're going 100% gonna jack off in there but I
think other than that I think that does address the thing because yes I like I'm
always like ah fuck I really am enjoying this movie.
I have to appear and be so distracted for the final hour,
and then I go miss 10 minutes and I come back
and Natalie, my wife, is like,
oh, you missed something awesome.
I'm just like, I don't want to be here.
I know, and then you can't ask
because they don't want to tell you.
They're like, shut up.
And I'm like, but I didn't.
You said you would tell me, and now you don't want to.
Yeah.
Oh, I gotta go to, I guess I gotta go with other people
and they'll tell me, maybe.
But by the way, when Natalie's like,
you miss something awesome,
what she's referring to is 10 minutes without you.
Oh, I really like that.
The, my blanket idea is they should have,
movie theaters should have blanket rentals.
You go in, you pay a small fee
and you have a blanket and you go in freshly laundered
blanket and then you can just snuggle up underneath it,
and then afterwards you drop it in the laundry,
and it gets a,
yeah.
We can all have this idea together to be fair.
This was more,
because I said that you could do,
like you could buy the blanket,
or you could wear the blanket.
So there's like a normal dark gray blanket,
whatever, whatever launder is best.
That's the basic one.
That's the rental. But if you wanna buy the premium AMCA list gray blanket, whatever, whatever launder is best. That's the basic one. That's the basic one. That's the rental.
But if you want to buy the premium AMCA list red blanket, you can take that home with you
and then you can bring that back.
And if you rent it and you don't return it to the drop off spot, you get charged.
You get charged.
More charges.
Like the glasses went to the 3D.
But I just feel like now there's also problems with the blanket with people jacking off also.
Yeah, that's an issue.
That is also an issue.
And like also just like, you know, like. That is also an issue. And also, just like bed bugs,
just like people that are like,
Cochino, they're just dirty.
Like, I don't know,
you don't know who was touching that before.
And how well did they wash it?
They would wash it.
We have like a laundry system where they would wash it.
What about like a locker system
where if you're A-list,
you get a locker at the theater
where you can keep a blanket.
That's fun.
And maybe a Yeti tumbler for your soda
or something like that.
Oh, you said Yeti?
Or something that keeps yourself cold or warm
through the whole movie, you know?
Your little stockpile.
There are ways to improve the theater going experience.
It seems very spa-like right now, which is...
Yeah, I feel like we're doing everything
that we could do in our house, like I said.
Just like get a bigger TV.
The issue is that I went and saw,
I saw Boy in the Heron,
which I'd say is probably my number two.
Oh my God, Masterpiece.
I'm glad you saw it.
Number two of the year.
Number one is Killers of the Flower Moon.
Oh, okay.
Number two is Boy in the Heron.
Yeah.
I won't say the rest.
I'm not gonna go through my top 10.
I mean,
for people to see where Barbie ranks.
I mean,
give us like,
give us the third one.
You gotta give us the third one.
The third one,
I honestly, I think it was the killer, which no one I think likes as much today was up there for me
I don't have the killer anatomy of a anatomy of a fall
Okay, everybody's like talking about it. I haven't seen anything it's great Barbie
Anatomy of a fall is great
It also reminds me of feature length Phoenix right at ace attorney like it's cuz it's all about a trial
Yeah, but it's great.
But it's really well constructed.
Is the actor directed as well?
It was a writer director, right?
I don't think that the lead actor is the director.
Whatever the deal is, take the nomination
when I give it a Barbie.
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I... Why is my issue is zone of interest. Like I'm watching a zone of interest. There's this bathroom connected to the theater. I just hear a guy being like,
like, I don't, well, that's not,
you don't want that during a movie.
You mean the guy's taking like a big dump
during this very quiet movie.
I mean, who knows what he's doing?
What did he eat before?
Is he getting the nachos?
Is it diarrhea?
Like, there's different things.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's different things in the bathroom.
There's different things that come out of your butt.
It makes me feel like I'm in a movie.
I'm like, I'm in a movie.
I'm like, I'm in a movie. I'm like, I'm in a movie. I'm like, I'm in a movie. I'm like, I'm nachos? Is it diarrhea? Like, there's different things.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's different things in the bathroom.
There's different things that come out of your butt.
It may be unworkable for a number of reasons,
but like, I do think there is something
to just the idea of like, you can go to the theater
and you can't pause it, but you can set up a way
where you're not gonna miss any of the movie.
I think even pumping the audio,
even if you couldn't see it
Just the audio in the bathroom
Like that's lose what you do that at the vista really last movie I went to go see I went to the bathroom and there
Pipe in in the audio and I was like man. This is great
Was it really cuz I saw there
I was like man, this is great. Oh wow.
Steering like distant gunshots.
I can't tell someone screaming or laughing.
Someone being drowned in a river, okay.
That's also, you know what, that made my zone of interest,
I think, made my top 10 as well.
That's it, my top 10.
It's one of those things where I think looking forward,
people might look back and be like,
oh, that's like the movie of this year,
that's the one that lingers,
but it's just such an unpleasant watch. It's just like so miserable. What is it about ish? Like it's about it's about the you know
It's a it's a family that the the
Lives next to the
Auschwitz yes, yes, and it's like this German family that the the the dad of the family is like the guy who runs the concentration camp
And then they're just like it's just like the people who are living in
Splendor amidst just human misery next door. It feels feels timeless and
I'm gonna get my top ten. Oh, wow. He's gonna do it. We got him. We got him
Killers of the flower moon the boy and the. The Boy in the Heron, the killer, Blackberry, Anatomy of a Fall.
So, Anatomy of a Fall was actually fifth, fourth, fifth.
Oppenheimer, Godzilla minus one.
I watched that one.
Napoleon, which one?
Godzilla?
I watched the Godzilla one.
I loved it.
I loved it.
It was pretty, yeah, it was ridiculous.
It was great. Well, it was ridiculous. It was great.
It was fun.
I watched it in a theater too,
where it was like, just like 15 people or something like that.
So like it was really fun to watch it like that too.
That rules that.
Cause you just talk shit.
The boy there and my...
Did you take a bathroom break?
Yeah, it was my friend's birthday.
So he rented it, so I was like, yeah.
I told him to pause it, but he wouldn't.
I'm like, look at all the drinks I have.
I like to drink.
I stay hydrated.
Napoleon.
Oh, zone of interest.
Sick of myself.
That's the end.
Wow.
I haven't seen it.
Good list.
Almost any of those.
They're there.
It was not a bad movie here.
I think you're not a bad movie.
There's a good movie.
You're saying there've been worse years as a good movie here.
When I saw boy so cynical
I saw the boy in the hair and you want for me the world sucks. What do you want? Yeah?
Shit a lot of the time it's a bad world. I think a pretty decent movie here all things
It's not like dark. There's a lot of like dark sad movie. Yeah
Yeah, and since the world is also so sad. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, I think that's why, like it's also like,
well, the world sucks.
Let me watch this, instead of watching a comedy,
we're gonna, I'm just gonna get more depressed.
And just remind myself, like I just ordered something
from Amazon and now I shouldn't, you know what I mean?
Like then I'm like watching, I'm like,
oh my God, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad.
That's 100% what happened with the boy in the hair.
And the movie ended and a guy yelled out,
well, that sucks.
And I was like, what the fuck?
And then you turned your right and you're like,
at the bizzare.
At the Bistro.
Qualic.
It was a guy in the front row, which by the way,
there was someone in the front row looking,
this is now, I'm just making your argument
for the theaters are bad.
I was at AMC Universal City Walk,
but on a Monday night at 9.45 PM,
which you think would be okay.
Yeah, right. And then also
Boy in the Heron's Ben Elfer so long. But someone in like the front section was using their phone
like almost the entire time. The guy who yelled in that sucked started to use his phone also during
like the last 10 minutes of the movie. And then there was someone who I think just brought plastic
to the movie. They were just like fucking fiddling with plastic the entire time. It was my cat. My cat loves plastic.
That's what it sounded, it just was like,
someone is like, there's some sort of plastic,
some sort of plastic wrap that, you know.
A wrap made of plastic, if you will.
Maybe like a plastic sandwich in a plastic bag.
Like I was saying, it was like,
I'm saying like hard plastic.
I don't know what the fuck it was.
Like, like, what does it remind you of?
Like it was unboxing something.
It felt like they were unboxing something.
They were multitasking, Mitch.
What's up?
It drove me nuts and then there was two,
there was a couple of blanket people
and I got mad at the blanket people.
That's where the blanket talk came from
because there was two little fuckers under a blanket
fucking chatting the whole fucking time
They were chatting during the movie. That's a waste of blanket under stuff. That's what I'm saying These blanket you bring a blanket you see you're chatting the entire time during the movie
I'm gonna make a baby if you're gonna be under a blanket
I would've been fine with that I would've watched I would've turned around and ate my popcorn
Also another reason why it's nice to watch movies in your house because like if you watch it with your boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever
Like you get horny then you just pause it and then you don't miss the movie
Why?
Like the blanket fuckers
You got something for that? You got a little room where you can go fuck and you play the movie while you're fucking?
No, I don't I'd like I think that's a pretty specific use case. I don't get any of this happening all the time in theaters
Hahaha
Hahaha
Hahaha I love the endorsement of this What's the T.T. Theater's first? That is it.
I love the endorsement of this.
Look, alright, let's hit them with a drop. Sorry.
Warned Dark Leabon, Gladys and Globens.
Silly Putty Baby
Silly Putty Baby
Silly Putty Baby Silly putty baby
Why did you're sound fucking perverted?
Cause I've been a bad baby
Babies don't say that
Babies aren't bad
Well I need a diaper change
Jesus
Dear lord What was that from?
I don't know. I mean, it was good.
Also, funny again, once again, we got to give
Drop King the update on trying to keep...
We've used two songs in a row, is what I'm saying.
Oh, the copyright?
The copyright.
We're working on that maybe being okay.
Okay, all right, all right.
Hey, Spoon Man, made a drop for you.
Hope you like it.
Love the show.
Johans from Sweden.
Wow.
Wow.
Global submissions today.
Yeah. How about that?
Where's Anatomy of Falls France, right?
Who got them spitting everywhere?
Sorry, everyone.
I felt nothing.
All right, good, thank God.
But again, I need to be hydrated, so it's fine.
I'll take another shower.
But it's the Alps, right?
The French Alps in NME of the hall?
I think so.
It's good, it's a good one.
I haven't watched anything.
I'm like, I feel like all the topics I haven't watched,
I don't know.
You got it well.
I'm gonna get roasted.
No, there's so many to watch.
It's insane.
And I feel like the Oscars are later this year.
Right?
They're March 15th or something?
Who cares?
Who cares?
I shouldn't have asked you.
You don't care.
We only care about the outfits.
What we care about is basketball, which we're gonna get into our guests.
I do care about movies.
I just, the Oscars, I kinda tune out.
But I do care about movies.
The Oscars are bad in many ways too, of course.
I just want to say this one thing though,
Coleman Domingo has been slaying every outfit,
like every award show.
He did Rustin, right?
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's one of the, he's Afro-Latina, I was nominated
and he's so great.
He did comedy, he started doing comedy.
Like back in the day, and I just found that that recently I was like, oh, he does so much
like dramatic stuff.
Yeah.
So, but yeah.
That's a really nice sign to see that we can get out of the muck.
You know what I mean?
I do.
I wanted to say I want to do a dramatic podcast someday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just like a telenovela.
That would be fun.
That would be fun.
Hey, challenge yourself.
That would be fun.
I would have a blast. A dramatic podcast would be fun. That would be fun. Hey, challenge yourself. That would be fun. I would have a blast.
A dramatic podcast would be fun.
Yeah.
Let me officially introduce our guest.
Yes, sorry.
An actor, writer, and basketballer, Riza Lisea is here.
Riza, thanks for coming back to the show.
Thank you.
We're in your Miami heat shirt that you're showing on our YouTube channel.
Yes, yes, yes.
Which is tough for, I mean, you guys also just got one of my favorites.
I heard. Scary Terry. Scary Terry. To Miami. Yes, yes, yes. Which is tough for, I mean, you guys also just got one of my favorites.
I heard.
Scary Terry.
Scary Terry.
To Miami.
Terry Rosears and he was, I love him.
And also he's gonna, that is like this perfect guy for Miami.
Oh yeah.
Because he's like such a tough, he's just a tough dude.
Yeah.
And they're gonna get better and they're probably gonna, God.
I mean, we just keep getting so close.
It's like a tease.
It's the same with the Celtics last year.
Finals in four years is pretty good.
But nobody likes the Celtics.
I know no one likes the Celtics.
I'm like, everybody likes Miami.
Like, they love like the commercial breaks
with the Miami stuff and the music.
We have a good DJ and...
He culture, they say.
Yeah, he culture.
Hey, Celtic culture.
Mmm. It doesn't have like the sassos. Yeah, let's not get into that. He culture they say yeah he culture hey Celtic culture culture
Countryside the green grass having a nice nice told cold beer
But are you on a boat yeah Yeah. Are you at the Regatta? Are you at the Gita?
You can be on a boat in Boston, come on.
You can be on a boat, what are you talking about?
It's the different fun.
You just lean into the boat.
Lean into the heat.
Like, lean into, and not the Miami heat,
lean into the heat of being the villains.
You're a bad guy too.
I know, that's what you gotta embrace as a Lakers fan.
I know, but I also, I like the Lakers too, so.
Yeah.
Well, heat are the bad guys for a lot of people too, I think.
I think because of the Hedles era, there was some of that,
but I think also, like just because they're like, you know,
coming in as the eight seed and making the finals,
like people like things like that.
People love Jimmy Butler. I love Jimmy Butler.
Everybody loves Jimmy Butler.
Jimmy Butler loves Jimmy Butler just enough.
Just enough. Like it's not too much.
It's like a perfect amount of love for himself.
That he needs to share with me.
You love Jimmy Butler.
I love him.
I mean, he's badass.
He's a great basketball player.
A guy you wish was on your team.
We should say, right?
So you were saying this before the show,
but just like the hunkiest dude.
Oh, he is the most beautiful basketball player there is.
We have, so my, I have a very active NBA group chat,
the basket chat that's been going on for many years
and we do an all-hunk list every year and Jimmy Butler.
Isn't there like 700 texts in that thread a day?
It's just, it's out of control.
It's unmanageable.
You just can't keep up with it.
But we do an all-hunk team every year
and Jimmy Butler perpetual first team, all-hunk.
Oh, do you also have a list you could pop up?
Just like Mitch?
No, Pop Creek?
I'd love to hear them.
There's some cuties at ball.
But I think Jimmy, my favorite thing about him is
he really came, embraced he culture.
For sure.
And also he's a clown.
Like he doesn't take it so seriously where he's like,
he does when he needs to, but he did that emo hair. Like you know. That's great. He's like whatever, like he doesn't take it so seriously where he's like, he does when he needs to
but he did that emo hair, like you know.
He's like, whatever, bro.
It's not that serious.
But also this is how I am rich and famous and bald and live.
I love Jimmy.
It's been tough for me since he's been on the heat
because you guys are very good.
Yeah.
It will be interesting to see what happens with Terry.
It will be interesting to see what happens here. By. It will be interesting to see what happens here.
By the way, Wags, you and I are gonna,
we're taking our talents to self-speech, right?
Wait, when?
I don't think I've ever been to Miami.
Jump into Miami?
I don't think so.
It's getting, I said that.
Don't boys taking their talents to self-speech,
we could do a show down there, not this year.
Yeah, we'll see.
I have told you, if you do it,
you have to fly me out there
to be the guest.
We will 100% fly you out here,
but I'm gonna tell you right now,
did you see his reaction to-
He wasn't excited, I know.
I've never been to Miami.
We could do a show there.
Meh.
Why would you like to travel?
I'm gonna go, why would I want to do a show?
Yeah, I mean, I don't really like,
traveling now sucks.
Just take a little Benadryl knockout in the plane,
you're good.
I've never been able to sleep on plans.
You've never been to Miami?
Have you been to Florida?
I've been to Florida as a boy, this was years ago.
But Miami's not, Florida and Miami are different.
We don't recognize.
Yeah, they're completely different, yeah.
Miami is not part of Florida.
That's fair.
Or not.
The rest of Florida is very different, but also Disney is great.
Yeah.
Disney World is a great spot.
Key West I like.
Key West is cool.
I want to do a tour in Key West.
Yeah.
That was.
That would be fun.
Yeah.
I mean it's not going to happen.
Nothing is going to happen.
Nothing's going to happen.
You could go by yourself.
You could.
That is true.
Solo, don't boy. Do the solo shows. I will. Maybe I'll take my down as You could. That is true. Solo, don't boy. Solo shows. If I will, maybe I'll take my doubts to selfie.
There you go.
It'll be fun.
I could guess I'll go as your, you stay here.
Yeah.
In my, you take care of my cats.
Like is that cool with the wife?
No, I don't care.
I'm like, I don't know.
We gotta swap something.
It's like wife swap, but like podcast swap.
You gotta do something for me.
I gotta deal with this motherfucker.
I feel like I have a low-grade cat allergy.
I don't know if I can take care of them for a long stretch.
I feel it was in Mitch's place for a little too long.
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That's what that's something we would say.
But like, did your parents ever do that to you?
Like when you were like a baby or like a toddler
or something, not baby, but like, I don't know.
I feel like that's a thing that like they do
like to like kids when they go on planes.
So I'm like, whatever they do to kids,
we can totally do it to ourselves.
Oh yeah, they like try to knock you out parents
when you're younger at the point of playing.
I never experienced this.
I should do it with Y's.
Yeah.
I don't know what, I don't know.
Like Mr. T and on the A team? I think, what do you I don't know what to. Like Mr. T on the A team?
I think, what do you mean?
That's what they did with Mr. T,
he was terrified of flying, they knocked him out.
Oh really?
Yeah.
We weren't, I mean, some of us are younger
than watching the A team.
I was like, I don't know, I don't know.
I feel like I wasn't allowed to, I barely watched TV too.
That's probably why I don't watch movies.
It's all coming back to me, my trauma.
Right. It was a lot of, it was, I come from a big watch movies. It's all coming back to me, my trauma.
It was a lot of, it was, I come from a big family and like that's why we all did sports, like sort of by choice, but also sort of not by choice because my parents were like get tired.
Like how come they all have ADHD? I don't get it. It's like, well, you guys were giving us,
you know, cafecito like in our pacifiers when we were like born.
And then Benadryl in the planes to travel like duh, that's ADHD.
Well, I got a question for you.
You don't like TV.
You don't like movies.
No, I do.
But I don't.
I just don't watch them.
What are you snacking on at an arena, at a sports arena?
OK.
Good question.
I'm a nachos kind of girl because I like, and also I do do this at the movies though
like two times I go here.
I will go like to premieres and eat whatever if I can invite it I guess.
I get a picture out of that and a cute outfit.
Stop, no fucking.
But it's true.
I like nachos and I like putting, I like the nachos to get a little bit soggy.
So I like to have the soggy ones and the hard ones.
So I'll get like four and just kind of like put them
in the back, like push them.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then like just try.
Just a soak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a that and like a Coke.
It has to be Coke, not Pepsi.
Not anything else.
Coke's way better.
Do you have a like, like, like, okay,
dog and nachos, are we just getting that cheese goop on there?
Or do you put on like a protein?
You know, I like to throw on something like the jalapenos,
I'm a bit of a heat seeker.
What are you, what are you,
is your ideal ballpark or movie nachos?
Just the cheese and like specific places,
I'll like look at what cheese,
like I'm like, let me, what's up,
like what cheese you got?
You got like the tostitos one,
or is it like your own like machine?
Let me look how it comes,
like, cause sometimes it's not,
I'm like, that's definitely diarrhea in my mouth
if I eat that.
And it's like, I'm not interested in that.
But usually, usually I'll say yes.
I'm like, no, I don't think,
I think I've probably passed on one place.
But I don't put protein because I don't eat meat.
So I just, yeah, straight up cheese.
And I get extra cheese.
As working in a movie theater,
the cheese bag was always a horrifying thing to deal with.
Well, they run out.
That's why another thing too,
like a lot of places won't even like,
like they're like, okay, like extra cheese is like four dollars.
I'm like four dollars?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, but like the, what you were saying,
the Toastitos cup, like those are like self-contained now.
That's not the big bag.
It's like a little pudding cup.
Yeah, they used to be the-
No, yeah, I'm a well-wared. You had to put a hot bag of cheese into the thing. It was a big bag. It's like a little pudding cup. Yeah, it used to be the, no, yeah, I'm a little weird.
You had to put a hot bag of cheese into the thing.
It was a fucking nightmare.
Or like the 7-Eleven, you know,
like the dual cheese pump and chili pumps,
which are always like horrifying.
And you know, it's just sitting in plastic inside of there.
Yeah, that's not ideal.
I like something that's a little bit more contained.
But I do like nacho cheese.
Like, yeah, I'll melt some cheese on nachos
That's fun too, but specifically nacho cheese. That's sort of like whiz like texture. I'm into that
Yeah, but not if it's like a nacho like other thing like if I go to a restaurant
I want it to be real cheese like melted
Sometimes places will do it the other way and I'm like no you can't put all the other fresh stuff in them the gunk
Yeah, it's all contextual 100%.
You remind me, I got to fill up on the, at the chili pump on the way home.
I just, I tell you, I tell the guy that I give him like 40 bucks.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm just gonna, I got to fill up.
Yeah.
You see the price of the chili pump these days.
I don't soak.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
I mean, they say that you should do it when you're like midway, because like us,
like millennials, we always wait till we're on zero.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If your chili gauge is at half, that's the best time to fill up.
I agree.
Better bang for your buck.
I, talking about basketball, I was watching a,
do you remember that Vice documentary where Dennis Robman goes to North Korea?
Oh, yeah. I was watching that the documentary where Dennis Rodman goes to North Korea?
Oh yeah.
I was watching that the other day.
It's great.
It's great.
What provoked you to watch that again?
I watched Beyond Utopia, which was a documentary
from the series which didn't get nominated.
What was about North Koreans defecting to South Korea
and it was an interesting doc.
Wait, what is I'm like?
Because like they were like defect from North.
They would like sneak out of the country
to flee the communist country, which was, I mean,
it's a horrible, it's a Kim, Kim, Kim, what is it?
What is the Kim?
Kim Jong-un.
Kim Song, Kim Song Il.
There was Kim Il Song.
Kim Il Song, sorry.
Kim Jong-il or maybe it was Kim Song-il, I forget Song and then Kim Jong-il,
or maybe it was Kim Song Il, I forget.
And then Kim Jong-il, right?
But the first guy was elected,
what was the term for like forever president?
Oh yeah. Yes, yeah.
So he's dead.
Communism president.
He's been dead, but he's like forever there,
like he has like a Jesus role basically.
And so he's like still considered president, but he's dead.
It's like my country.
Yeah.
Speedway El Castro.
Yes, yeah.
Yeah.
He's everywhere and there still.
Yeah.
There's like this messianic though thing with Kim O'sung.
I think it's Kim O'sung where it's like things like,
like they attribute to him like,
oh yeah, he like made the sun rise in the morning.
And also like he invented golf.
Like it's like they're attributing all these like supernatural things to him.
Yeah.
I started watching the Val like super late
but I like in season two and I'm like,
oh my God, everything is a cult
and so many people I've talked to for sure were in Nexium.
I'm like, I was like, what?
We applied to be in Nexium.
We did it. Yeah, we got to reject it.
Yeah, really? Yeah.
Wow, they really like white men.
That is wild to hear.
And if you guys, if you guys, a big,
I was like, they love women.
I was like, what the fuck?
That shit is crazy.
I'm like, I feel like I was like,
how did I not know about this until 2023?
And it's been three years, but yeah.
Everything's a cult, guys.
Everything, literally.
No, the documentary is crazy. It is, well, a cult, guys. Everything, literally. No, the documentary is crazy.
It is, nope, little snort.
The documentary.
Did Jimmy take a Benadryl?
I made a-
Jimmy has taken Benadryl before.
When she goes on a plane too, for a car.
In the car, we tried it.
It didn't do much except,
it did knock her out a little bit,
but she powers through drugs really well, so.
Oh, good.
Here's an idea of Bonadryl.
Bonadryl. Benadryl in bone form for dogs.. Oh good. Here's an idea of Bonadrill. Bonadrill.
Benadrill in bone form for dogs.
I like that.
That's so smart.
Sounds like a retching medication.
That one's way better than the blankets.
I'm telling you, way better than the blankets.
Drop the blanket.
Look, I throw a lot of ideas out there.
You never know what's gonna work.
It sounds like when your cancellation happens,
you would always call for boner drills.
I, my bottom line is Kim Jong-un, not a great guy.
No, no.
We should, maybe we should do, I mean,
I don't think we'll ever tour in North Korea,
but probably unlikely.
South, my cousin just flew back.
I mean, he flew back.
I'm like, no, right now he moved back from there.
He was there for a long time.
How many years teaching?
Really?
Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, I'm like, that seems like such a different world.
And like, I like saw him, I just saw him for Christmas when I went back to Miami.
And it was just like, it's funny like how like different,
you know, you change like different mannerisms
or like stuff like that.
And he's so fluent in like four languages now,
but is like just so, and he's so chill.
I'm like, I don't know what it is,
but like he came back even I feel like more chill.
Maybe like North Korea, as we can tell is like,
ah, South is like chill.
I hope, I don't know, I don't know enough about it.
North Korea, I mean, in the documentary, it's crazy
that like they go into an internet, in that vice one,
they go into an internet cafe and like no one is really
on the internet.
It's crazy, if you haven't seen it.
In North Korea?
In North Korea.
What are they doing about it?
Now Americans can't go into North Korea anymore,
you can't go in.
Only dentistry.
And there's no, there's only, it was only,
Bobman was like one of the last people to go in.
Or, and then, or, and then the whole debacle that happened.
But there's no dough boys up there.
Why, they can't get our podcast.
Oh, really?
No, that would follow.
They probably can't get dough boys up there.
How's the, the wifi, like how does that work?
Because in Cuba, like, um, actually I think it got better recently,
but like it used to be where like you had to like,
so you had to like go buy a card.
When you make a line, then you get the card.
And then that card, you have to call some other thing to get.
And you have to go to a park, what they call them, Wee-Fee Parks.
I go Wifi Park, but Wee-Fee in Spanish.
Yeah, that's cool.
So before, we'd go out to dinner.
I went there with my sister a few years back.
You went to Cuba?
Yeah, in 2017, yeah, for her 40th birthday.
And it was my first time ever.
And it was an, I mean, I was like, you know,
it's where like our family there still and stuff like that.
So, but it was just one of those things where I was like,
I have to get out of here, go in a car to a park
and then see if I can get, before I can like call my,
like whatever, just to be like what's up
it's like a whole process and I think that's how it is in a lot of like
North Korea you like can't even barely like it's like only the richest people have it and like and
then you can't like they have so much control over there it's like way worse than Cuba it's
horrible I mean if you watch a documentary it's horrible I think we've transitioned into your
Cuba it's horrible. I mean if you watch the documentary it's horrible. I think we've transitioned into your the what your dream of a dramatic podcast Yeah, what's worse?
Is Mitch's I talk about North Korea. Yeah, this feels very good. I've said everything I know
You have to but you have to compare it to all the other countries and say what's worse
So that all those people can be on your not all, we're worse. That's like traumatic ball.
It is, it is, it is, it is, it's pretty bad.
My buddy, Micahs went to Cuba and he loved it.
But obviously there's issues in Cuba as well.
Yeah, I know.
How was it when you went there?
Did you get, I wanna hear about the food first of all.
Did you see family while you were there too?
So we were trying to see family, they're way older and when we realized time-wise how to get like that,
because there's no regular cars, they're all the old cars.
And you're not legally allowed to drive in Cuba, but I drove.
I'm like because I drove stick.
So that was my first car driving stick.
And I remember we were on our way from Havana.
We said in Havana, you stay in an Airbnb, you don't stay in a hotel
because that money goes to the government
and they don't let any Cuban people go into the hotel.
Like if you step foot, you can be arrested, literally.
Like if you're foot, it doesn't matter if it's your mother
and you are staying there.
She cannot put her foot in that hotel.
Jesus, yeah.
But the staff must be Cuban.
Only when they're there working,
they're not allowed to be there.
Got it, just employees only, yeah.
So maybe Cuba is worse. I don't know.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm like, I think I'm like, oh, that's all.
Like, I was like, it's one of those things where like, I'm sure like, they all have such
different bad things everywhere in those places.
But food was good.
It's, as a vegetarian, it was hard because like a lot of things, I want to say it's good,
but like, that's like, because we're tourists and we're going to these places that like they are expecting people because
that's how they make their money off tourism because you know they can't trade or anything because
it's communist and so other than with like Russia or what I don't know I don't know what their ties
are right now with these people but point is um like I will go and I'd be like oh can I have like
I don't know like uh like um huevo con tomate like I don't like eggs with with tamilo and or whatever like something and like some bread they'd be like we don't have tomato we don't have this we don't know, like, like, huevo con tomate, like, like, eggs with tomato and whatever,
like, something and like, some bread.
They'd be like, we don't have tomato, we don't have this, we don't have that, but we have
this.
And like, I was like eating like bread every day, like, because they just didn't have a
lot of, like, my stuff, I would say.
Yeah.
Um, the best place that I always tell everybody is you go to like the, the, the, what they're
called.
Um, so we went from Havana to Vignales. That's like a couple hours they're called. So we went from Havana to Vinales,
that's like a couple hours I think.
And the point is like they have like these paladeras
where you like, it's like a person's house.
It's like if like I went to your apartment
and you have a restaurant set up in your backyard
and you cook for me.
What did they think about that?
Again, I mean, listen, it might be an idea.
One of those tepanyaki grills in the backyard.
I'm just fucking back there just making shit all day long.
And people just thought.
But they're life of the party, people love it.
I remember there was like,
I think it's like an old Chicago book,
like old Chicago book, an old Chicago story.
Truth and comedy.
It was some book about like the Chicago days or whatever.
And they said that, I think it was George Wendt.
They were like, you go over George Wendt's apartment,
he always be on the deck grilling something up.
People love that, people love that guy.
I know, that sounds cool.
The grill guy.
Yeah, I mean.
I gotta become a grill guy.
Carl Tart has told me that he can show me
how to be a grill guy.
But he was like, no gas, you gotta get charcoal.
I'm like, that seems like such a fucking pain in the ass.
It seems like it makes more of a mess.
Yeah, it's just a mess.
Yeah, like, yeah.
But so you go to one of those places
and that's where you're going to get your best meal is what?
Like I'm saying like you like, like, and but like the people will tell you
like, because you'll have like a guy like a guy that will like,
like you want like somebody that like takes you around.
And like our guy was kind of cool.
Like from the first day he hung out with us a whole week
and he was a sports journal, like he was a sports journalist in Cuba.
So like it was also cool.
We got to talk about sports and all whatever.
That's cool.
Yeah, but.
Was Doe Boys popular in Cuba at all?
Oh my God, Doe Boys was everywhere.
You knew it.
Like, you know, all of your merch is there.
You know, like when like that team,
you know, like when it's a finals and.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the team loses and they do those memes with the shirts.
Doe Boys is all over. But like super cute. Like there's like team loses and they do those memes with the shirts. Dope Boys is all over.
But like super cute, like there's like people,
like they do designs, they cut them, they tie it.
Cause you know, it's like, it's tropical.
That's just all the merch from our tour
so that we didn't sell any of.
Yeah.
I will say though, if you guys ever do go for real,
like, yeah, stay in Airbnb's,
eat at those places, like try to like find out
like the like local spots,
get a guia, whatever, a guide that'll be with you.
You pretty much just pay for them to go with you,
places and stuff.
And they guide you and they hook you up
if you get a good one.
Like you don't have to wait in the line
for the weepy ticket, whatever.
And I think just try to do everything
as much as possible to bring everything you need.
They don't have anything.
Like you can't like go buy a tooth paste.
Like it's not like a CVS there.
Like that's not that kind of party.
So like that's something like,
like women to die their blonde,
like they have to like beg people to like send it to them
or bring it to them
because they don't have anything to dye your hair there.
So they come up with like other stuff to do it
and bleach or whatever, but yeah.
I got a question for her.
Any egg slots in Cuba?
There's none in North Korea.
Great question Mitch.
Uh, re-batera.
Uh, that's-
Kim Jong-un looks like he eats that egg slot quite a bit.
He also looks like a Doughboyz listener.
Yeah, for sure.
He was wearing the shirt there when I went.
He actually was my other guide. He's the one that let me drive the car.
Who was this? Kim Jong-un? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in, he was in Cuba.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At the time, he was my sugar daddy.
Yeah, no, not a lot of eggs, lots, probably a lot of sluts. We love a slut.
Well, you got slut socks on.
That's right, we're coming on these.
We appreciate for the pod.
But don't look at my legs,
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Declare for people who aren't watching this,
you call them slut socks.
They are just, they are tube socks
that have the word slut written on them.
Yeah, I got them like probably eight years ago.
I like them.
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What do you think of the name Eggslut?
I hate it.
I also hate the name.
And that's the thing that like, I think is a big,
look, last week we talked about goop
With goop. Yes bad name bad day. I like how your hands got you meet like as soon as I goop Kate
You're like we're talking about goop. Yeah, very serious
Locked in for this Gueneth listen don't like the name goop
Don't really like the company and I definitely don't like a celebrity ghost kitchen
So it had like these three hurdles you had to get over for me to be able to appreciate its food
The food was good enough where I was like, you know what?
I got a hand at to goop kitchen and end up in the Golden Play Club
Egg slut is a different concept but a similar sort of situation, but for me the name egg slut I find
But for me the name egg slut I find
distasteful and repulsive and so it is a name like that as a hurdle is like something I have to pull vault over that is a high bar to clear for me to be able to enjoy this
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Egg slot is worse than birdfucked.
It's worse than birdfucked, but also because it's food.
Yes.
Okay, if you were into a fried chicken concept
and it was called birdfuck,
people would be like,
like understandably not want to eat there.
Like I don't want to go to bird fuck that's gross.
It's not a sexist ex-gust.
It's not a sexist ex-gust.
Yeah.
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Wow, you guys both sound like my dad when I took him home.
He was upset.
He was not happy.
Really?
Yeah, I was like,
puppy you have to come and eat at this place.
And then like I didn't tell him until like the day of. And I just? Yeah, I was like, Papi, you have to come and eat at this place. And then I didn't tell him until the day of.
And I sent him, he's like, Reiza, what is this bad, malapalabra, you send me.
They say, egg is love.
What do we have to do here?
And I was like, what do you mean what do we have to do here?
We have to sit and eat.
And then he hated the fact that this is something that a lot of people in Miami don't like when
they come here to eat where you have to order and then then you like wait for your food and then you have to
find a table. They're like they don't have a server, there's no ballet, where do I tip?
Like it's like they're like we love full service in Miami I guess.
Sure yeah no.
And so like that was also part of it but.
Well it's funny because this place is it's you know it's it this place to me
also feels very 2012 or something.
I love that. That's when it's 2012 or something. I love that.
That's when it's heyday was.
I love it.
The start of the truck in 2011,
I think it opens its brick and mortar in 2013.
Sorry, Jamie, this sucks.
I'm sorry, it sucks that I'm moving.
Yes, go ahead, sorry.
I thought you meant the podcast.
Sorry, Jamie, this sucks.
I don't have that, do we leave?
We wait?
Sorry, Jamie, this podcast sucks.
It would be the first podcast this happens.
The name is, the name I don't like,
but I understand why the name is the name.
It's a classic, and this is like
one of my least favorite types of guy,
but the like, we're talking about it guy.
And this is a case where the
we're talking about it guy is justified,
because it is-
What the fuck are you doing?
The like, I don't like the name eggslip.
Well, we're talking about it.
Yeah, exactly, yeah. Like, we're talking about it. Yeah, exactly.
Like, we're talking about it.
Guy is correct here because that's a big part of this brand's
cachet and that's a big part of I think why it ultimately drew crowds
because people are like, you're just playing Egg Slut.
Like what the fuck's it called?
Like it's actually really good.
Yeah.
So I think there is a little bit of genius in its branding,
even though I don't personally care for it.
I also will say from everything I've read
and videos I've watched and interviews I've read
with this guy, the chef, Alvin Kailan,
seems like a good dude and he seems like something, you know.
Is he the guy who has a, is it Amboy?
Amboy is one of his other concepts, yeah.
What is that?
So he's like a-
It's a burger place down, it's in Chinatown I believe. Oh.
It's near Holland Rays maybe.
But he seems like a, you know, kind of like a,
you hear the name Egg Slut and you expect like,
not that Guy Fieri specifically be it,
but like that type of person,
that type of personality behind it.
But he doesn't seem like it's really like that.
No, he seems like a soft spoken dude.
Soft spoken nice dude, yeah.
Just really genuinely passionate about food
and saw an opportunity and launched this business on his own
isn't someone who had like, you know, this this huge million-dollar loan from his rich dad or something like that just sort of like
Parlayed his meager savings into to a truck that ended up taking off
Second opinion on that on that name the name is just the name, but I think it's part of its success
Yeah, that's the thing like I personally don't care for, but I think that's part of why it's had staying power
and part of why it's grown into the brand that it is.
It's like, it's like 2020-12 also like shock value vibe because yeah, like it's like what,
what do they talk about now in comedy?
A lot of these stand-ups, now they're all put, they don't even put pictures anymore.
They're just putting like, they're like, they're, you know, they're reels or whatever of like
something that's going to get that click bait or whatever. So I feel like they were ahead, they're, you know, their reels or whatever, like something that's gonna get that click bait or whatever.
So I feel like they were ahead of their time, excellent.
Sure, yeah.
Yeah, I do think it is kind of, it's that sort of,
I mean, it's hard for me to get past that because I,
that guy is a soft-spoken guy and the food,
which we'll get to is decent,
but it makes me think that the people who own it are dumb.
I think that it makes me think they're dumb.
Well, okay, there are reasons to think this
because of its global expansion.
Just like a comedian, if you got a thumbnail,
you're like, the thing I shouldn't say.
I'm like, you're dumb.
Like I think that this, you know what I mean?
Like I know it's about clicks.
I know it's about exposure.
I said it was about clicks.
I was like, what?
I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what?
As your finger that is cut, it's about Clint.
You can explain what that means off the pod.
Um, the...
I think the, um... We know, we know all about that stuff.
I know all about that kind of stuff.
One, where it is.
Two, what to do with.
We know, we know, we know.
Come on, we know.
I have no, I don't, again, another topic I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
So as it's expanded, and this is one thing
that we can kind of drill down on.
If you go, you try to find Egg Slut,
you do a Bing search for Egg Slut,
whatever your search engine is.
What comes up is the default,
as their default website is their Singapore location.
Like it's Egg Slut Singapore is what comes up.
If you actually go to eggslut.com, which you would assume is like their home, you just get like a, it's, Slut Singapore is what comes up. If you actually go to EggSlut.com,
which you would assume is like their home, you just get like a, it's, you're locked out of it,
you get a password prompt. And it's like, okay, so they're, they're kind of so,
you're kind of scattered as this concept has been licensed out and spread to, you know, Kuwait
and London and, and, and Hong Kong and what have you, is that it's like, I think it's kind of, maybe the,
I have no idea the quality level of those locations
that are international, but it seems like maybe things
have gotten a little bit unwieldy
in terms of managing its scope.
I have done the LA ones and the Vegas one,
and those I think are all like on the same level,
and I will say, the thing I was expecting
not having had this place for a while
before my visit yesterday and then our lunch we had today,
I expected the quality to have dropped off and I don't think it has at all. I actually think it's maintained the same level.
You have a different take.
Well, for me, I've had it three times this week.
Three times this week?
This week and last week.
Well, probably in the last 10 days since we decided to do it.
And the reason is I've never had it ever.
It's my first, I had always heard about it.
I know it was at the downtown, what is it?
Grand Central Market.
Grand Central Market.
It was down there and I'd seen it
and I of course had known about it and I was like,
ugh, I hate that name.
It was kind of like my initial reaction to it.
And I probably didn't try because that I had heard it was good.
The people by, I know the name sucks, but it's good.
Is that what people say?
The name sucks.
I'm like, I feel like I've never heard, except for my, like my dad, but he's just,
I mean, imagine somebody he wants to eat with his daughter at Ex-Lut when he goes back to my
aunt, I don't think, I think that's part of the problem.
But I put him on Instagram and with it under a little picture.
Nick and I are probably closer to your dad's age. No, I don't think that's part of the problem, but I put them on Instagram and with it under a little picture. Nick and I are probably closer to your dad's age.
No, I don't think you are.
No, I don't mean my dad is going to be 81 next month.
Oh, hell yeah.
That's why I'm just to give you an idea.
So I think for him, it was very different because imagine,
you know, born a race in Santiago,
and now he's in a restaurant at eight or whatever,
and he's like, slut.
Yeah. What? That sort of thing where you're like, was it all worth it? I'll go on now, he's at a restaurant like I ate or whatever and he's like slut. Like, what?
That sort of thing where you're like,
was it all worth it when you get into egg slut?
Because all of this was like, where we've,
like, what we're-
That's where he ended up.
This is like, is what we've done in this country
worth it that we're now like, they're eating at egg slut.
So I think that was a part of my issue with egg slut.
I just didn't like the name.
I didn't want to try, when I heard it was good, I was like,
I'll try it at some point.
This week is the week I did it.
And to mixed results, I'll say.
I'll say this, when I said that this restaurant
feels like it's out of 2012,
that also goes for the brioche buns
that everything is served on.
They got to update those brioche buns.
But I got it for breakfast,
like probably, yeah, like over a week ago.
And then a couple of days ago,
I got closer to lunch, I got some stuff.
And then today, I still got some.
I basically covered everything on the menu.
Which was not huge.
We'll get into this in a second.
But Reza, I do wanna talk about your history with Egg Slip
because when we pitched a few ideas to you and we kind of went back and forth
on what we're going to cover, but this was a place you said you actually did have some
history in connection with.
Yeah.
I'm like, so when I first moved out here, my side hustle, I did promo, so I was a promo
girl, brand ambassador, but I also like, or field marketing man, whatever.
That was Grand Central Market was a place that I would go to
because Everybody like would want like a little Dr. Pepper or whatever the hell is giving out
They would want it because they're already buying the food
So we it was usually a beverage and I'll go and just hand shit out because I'm it's like once you're done with your product
You're out so you want to go like Grand Central on a Saturday or Sunday morning and for people who aren't in LA
It's like a it's like a food hall that's got like both like kind of like cool new places
But also like old institutions that have been there for 50 years.
Yeah, exactly.
It's always packed.
It's always packed.
It's always packed and never had a problem parking.
We would just literally park right in the front, make friends with the security, hey,
you want a couple of boxes, whatever you kind of like barter and I would like get, I would
also barter with the excellent people there.
I'd be like, I'll give you like four cases of motz apple juice or whatever it was that
I was passing out and like get it.
And I would like sell that,
but I did go there before I was working these events,
but that was why like I really like remember Grand Central
and like I ex-lapped from before it was even a thing thing,
like more mainstream I guess.
By the way, you could buy us off with a case of Mott's apple juice.
Okay, great, great.
I obviously-
Thinking how pathetic we are.
It's in my purse.
I'm so protective of what we put it.
No, but this is a crazy thing.
So I was actually at Grand Central Market
working an event for another,
for like this chip brand, whatever, on the day,
which is weird.
This wasn't say it's weird
because so tomorrow is, can I say the date?
Or like on the, okay, I was like, I don't know how like you guys.
We'll be on February, but this will, you can time set this.
So tomorrow's January 26th, which is Kobe and Gigi's the day that they passed.
Oh, right.
So like RIP and I, like I said, I was like, I've always been a big like Kobe fan specifically.
Like I always like, that was like, I had a crush on him.
I wanted to play like him, like whatever.
And I even get goosebumps, think about it.
Um, I was at Grand Central Market when we found out.
Oh, shit.
So like it's like weird, like I'm like, look,
I'm like the hairs are going up because I'm like,
I was, it was weird when I was thinking
about that earlier today.
And I was like, oh my God, like tomorrow is the day.
And I'm doing this podcast about like,
and I ate eggs like that.
It was just like a weird, like kind of coincident kind
of thing.
And then like, it was just so strange
because we're just there in Grand Central Market
and like everybody's like eating
and like it's like supposed to be a fun time.
And then like it's LA, it's like you're in the middle
of downtown by Staples Center or whatever.
So everybody's like crying.
And it's like, it was so weird.
It was such a like emotional.
The buses had like, you know,
Rest in Peace code beyond them.
It was, we were in San Francisco.
I was at the airport when I heard,
because I was at LAX flying up to San Francisco.
And we kind of like people were just kind of getting the news.
But it was one of those things where it's like you're in a very public place.
I was I might have been working.
And so I was there and I woke up from a nap.
Yeah. To you telling me like, yeah, because I was just like,
I was just like sitting there like killing time in the terminal
and everyone's getting notifications on their phone and people are just like,
Oh, you see this?
Yeah. You know, and it was like like, how did you see this? Yeah.
You know, and it was like, so it's kind of a crazy thing.
And then we flew up and reviewed clam chatter with the sloppy boys in San Francisco.
What a way to cheer up your day, the sloppy boys.
It's one of those things where it's just like, that was 2020, right?
So that was like just before COVID and it was such an interesting, like pairing those events obviously to very different traumas of different scopes.
But like being here in LA and yes, going to Staples Center now, crypto.com arena.
And just like there were, just like people were just going there.
People were just like showing up and like just like dropping off flowers and like art and stuff.
And like, I remember just like a, just a general like sort of aura of sadness, which was.
It was a Grammys too.
So. Oh wow.
So we like part of like, so I'm like whatever.
I was doing a thing for Doritos.
I'm like, it was like a promo thing for Doritos.
They were playing me a lot of money and it was great.
Everybody was, they were super nice.
Like it was a nice event,
but like it was just like one of those things where like,
they were like, do we keep doing this event?
Yeah, sure.
We feel like it's bad.
Like we're handing out or like whatever. Like it's so weird. We feel like it's bad, we're handing out, or whatever, it's so weird.
It just was so awkward,
because we're also out there
while people are walking and crying.
Like walking to the Grammys, we even saw,
like I saw that, what is it, Billy Porter's hat or something?
Cause he went to the Grammys and it was like,
like that hat that got viral,
cause it opened, you know what I'm saying?
Like it like, I was literally like,
I was like, people are crying,
and then the person that had that hat walks by me, like on those, it was like, I was like, people are crying. And then like the person that had that hat walks by me,
like on those, it was like, it was unhinged.
Like where I'm like, I just want to go on my house and cry
with my cats cause like I'm so like, I'm like, this is like,
it's one of those things that you remember,
like a natural disaster type of thing.
I don't know, whatever, but yeah.
That night in that sloppy boy show that we did,
I did put out a Kobe-esque performance.
I remember I was really good.
Um.
Um.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
That was, I was, I was really, really good that night
in the show.
So that was like my tribute in a way.
60 points on 60 attempts.
Like.
Did you ever see him like before he retired?
I did, yeah.
I did see him.
I got to watch him.
Look, great basketball player, a legend in LA.
It was a very sad day.
And I'm also like, there's so much bad news
I've heard from waking up for a nap, I'm realizing.
That's like so much of my, maybe I nap too much.
Yeah, how many naps?
This is maybe the bottom line.
How many nap times do you do and what time maybe?
Circulate it.
I do nap time, I mean like we were traveling that day
so I think that as soon as I got up there
I was taking a nap.
Like jet lag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also by the way, tomorrow is 20 days after January 6th,
I just also wanted to say that.
Yeah, perfect.
It was just like, I'm happy,
I'm starting to think of like a happier thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I really brought it down.
I do comedy, I'm starting to think of like a happier thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really brought it down. I do comedy, I swear.
Oh no.
No, that was, I remember, I very specifically remember
that last one when we were up there,
but I had no idea yet that was the next connection.
I have no connection like that at all,
besides kind of just seeing it.
Why is that, I don't know what your connection is.
I just remember it being like,
like there being a big to do about it.
And I like, you know, when it was opened and the media aftermath and never really braving those like insane lines.
But like, you know, because like there were times when it was like a two hour wait, never, never dealing with that.
Even like Colin Ray's, a little bit later, like I do like Colin Ray's.
Like when those lines were like if it's over an an hour if it's an hour even I don't even
want to wait but then they have the one in the lobby of the cosmopolitan in Vegas which is where
you know we don't always stay but we like to stay and it's and they have great food like just in
general in that hotel which is part of its appeal but yeah they have a they have a they have a an
egg slut there and that's the other place where I've experienced it.
In previous years, before this current visit,
before we get into our meals,
I do wanna ask a little bit about your connection,
specifically with basketball and egg slut,
because this is another thing you mentioned.
Oh, that was that.
Oh, that was a Kobe thing.
The Kobe thing was it?
Yeah, that was it.
I thought it was another connection
that was a little bit less depressing.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I mean,
I play basketball on any protein, so like eggs.
Okay, all right, there you go.
Also, big slut.
Real big.
Bien puta.
No, I'm like, yeah, I should have been specific about Kobe,
but I was like, I don't know if that's Debbie Downer or not.
So I was like, Joe, just stay basketball.
No, no, that's a wild story.
Those connections, I have stuff like that too.
Yeah.
I always think of Grand Central Market and Ex-Lote literally every
same, and the neon lights on the other side, the opposite side of it too.
But then it reminds me also just of working so much.
Or I'm like, trigger, don't go to Grand Central anymore.
Everything is bad.
I want to take in those bags of Doritos too, even if I was crying.
There was a guy with Doritos outside my dad's funeral.
I'm like, yeah, I don't take so much.
I would.
Right? Who wouldn't take, I would take a bag of Doritos.
A really good idea. I should tell my promo friends, they should start going to
funeral.
There was a really big line today on my way to the gym and I was like, I'm like, what
is going on?
There's never this and then I felt so bad because I was like, I've got to hurry up because
I got to get home and take a shower before the dope was.
So it's your fault that I was being a bitch inside just to myself.
It was a funeral line.
It was a funeral line by the Glendale, whatever.
That way towards the Glendale Exlet, actually,
that way.
Because I do pass by it every morning.
The Glendale Exlet?
On my way to the gym.
Well, that's where we ordered from today.
It's chill there.
By the way, I've never been to the Grand Central marker, which we're getting at three times
this week.
I probably should have tried it from there at least once.
You've never been to the Grand Central watcher period?
You've been down there?
No, no, no, no, to that particular location. I've also said I don't like Grand Central markers too crowded. from there at least once. You've never been to the Grand Central Watcher period? You've been down there? No, no, no, no, to that particular location.
I mean, I also said I don't like Grand Central Markets too crowded.
It's a little crowded, but it's fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
And like the bathroom lines take forever.
The bathrooms are not great.
I'm like, I check out every bathroom everywhere I go.
Yeah.
A girl's gotta pee.
No, I'm with you.
No, the bathroom situation there is a little bit of a bummer.
Yeah.
I wish there were a nicer inquiry.
I know what they should do while you're in the bathroom.
There should be like a little window where you can see
into Grand Central Market. There you go.
And you can see what's going on. And you can hear.
You can hear everything that's happening. Yeah.
And then there should be, you know what? There should be a little jerk-off room here.
Yeah.
And then you can see everything in Grand Central Market.
And if you want to blank it, we've got them.
Yeah.
Why, I gotta say, there's, look, the place is called Egg Slup, but then there is also
a dish called the Slut. There also a dish called the slut.
There's a dish called the slut.
Oh yeah.
Which I am not saying, I'm just not gonna say aloud to someone.
I'm not gonna say that to the person I'm ordering from.
Which I understand that is like.
But it's an empowering word.
Like we women have taken that word and empowered it.
So like it's not, it's like saying like bitch, like to my girl, like what's up?
Like when people call me a boss bitch, I'm like tight. I don't think, know, obviously has boss in front of her whatever like but I think that's part of like that appeal
I think it's tougher for me and the Y
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All half the slut. It's just like
Yeah, give me one of those sluts
They loved when my dad said it though, which is weird because you guys are my dad's age, 81
And they were like, he was like,
yo, get a slut.
And I'm like, I told them he had to try the slut.
And it's just, to be fair, imagine,
you guys like, it's hard for you to say that.
For the order, imagine me having to tell my dad,
you've got to try the slut.
So that's like also like, but yeah.
Here's what's crazy.
I said, I did text, cause I would like,
we were like putting in a group order for today
and I did text our group today like,
hey, can I get a, the dish is called the slut.
So I was like, get me one slut
and then the parentheses to share.
Cause it's the thing that's like a dippable thing
and you have some baguette slices that you can put in there.
And Emma replied,
while I never thought I'd share a slut with my colleagues.
And then when the order got here today,
Wags was yelling around the office,
where's the slut?
Where's the slut?
I ordered the slut.
And then I walked in and everybody turned around
with the entire everybody in these open space fucking desks.
They were like, there she is.
I was like, what's up?
I owned it. it's fine.
It is a crowded head gum today,
which is always scary because we ate a ton of gross food
and there's two bathrooms.
One of the bathrooms is that old, right?
One of them is out of order.
But the first one so far smelled good, I peed before.
There you go.
Do we have ads today?
Yes.
Ugh, it's gonna be fine. You could do it. Yes. Ugh. It's gonna be fine.
You could do it.
Wait, wait, it's gonna be fine.
You know what's going on right now?
Can we put a window in there so I can see
what's going on with the fucking podcast?
Yeah.
I might get there for you.
I might be in trouble.
My stomach has hurt for the last 15 minutes or so,
but we're gonna be okay.
It's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be good.
It's gonna be fine.
Yeah, okay.
Here's another thing, I brought this up.
The slut is good.
The slut is good, that's the thing.
It's a good dish and it's like one of their signature dishes,
that and the Fairfax sandwich,
I think they're the two things to get there.
Yes, I agree and in fact, my take on it besides the slut
is that, besides the slut, the thing that.
Say it one more time.
The besides the slut, the thing that- Say it one more time. The besides the slut.
Yeah.
What egg slut does well, I think, is scrambled eggs.
I think that they do a good scrambled eggs.
I've never had their scrambled eggs.
Well, I actually actively disliked
the non-scrambled egg stuff I got.
Okay.
And so I should go over this.
My first visit, I got the slutwags and I got the Fairfax. And I really should go over this. My first visit, I got the Slut Wags and I got the Fairfax.
Mm-hmm.
And I really liked both of them.
I also got myself a little orange juice.
The orange juice is great.
You got one right over there.
Great orange juice.
Great orange juice.
Good OJ.
A drift, but I don't know.
It's a good OJ.
It tastes like freshly squeezed, right?
Yes.
The Fairfax, I loved.
I loved the Slut. It's fun dipping into it. And I hate,, I loved, I loved the slut.
It's fun dipping into it and I hate,
they're gonna use so many drops and I hate,
you're right, I hate it.
I hate it.
It sucks.
Slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut.
Just to say it once more.
Just give them a few options, slut.
Slut, slut, slut.
How would you say it to your dad?
How would you say it to your mom?
How would you say it to your mom?
Slut, slut. I'm saying it to my mom and dad. How would you say it to your dad? How would you say it to your mom? How would you say it to your mom? So slut?
I'm saying it to my mom and dad.
How would you say it to Gemini?
So slut.
Oh, you see, it's different.
Meet our range.
Range.
Wow, I'm such a good director all of a sudden.
I really, I liked the slut and I liked the Fairfax
and I liked my orange juice.
And I got those hash browns
Which we'll talk more about I can't get those because the duck fat damn
I always look at it just in case they changed their mind and made ones without it and they don't it's been years as you know
They are bad news is is that they're pretty good. I mean there. I think really well executed
I don't love truffle, which they have. There's a lot of truffle. They're all truffly, but they've got a great fry to them
and they're not greasy really.
The first time I ordered, I did not get
the Chipotle ketchup, I believe.
I was gonna ask, what do you dip it in?
Cause that's a big deal, huh?
The Chipotle, they now, so the two follow ups,
they gave Chipotle ketchup.
Okay.
And that Chipotle ketchup works pretty well.
It kind of evens out the truffle taste a little bit because it is strong truffle.
That first time I went to the egg slat I was like, oh, this is like a Golden Play Club restaurant.
The next time I went, I did the two breakfast sandwiches, the sausage and the bacon and I got
just over easy eggs on both of them, I believe.
Or maybe over medium eggs.
I thought both of those sandwiches were bad.
I like was like, these are, this sucks.
Yeah.
A bacon sandwich with the egg
and has like ketchup on it.
It has that chipotle ketchup.
It just doesn't work for me at all.
I got that.
But I feel like-
Would you got it with the fried egg?
I got it with, yeah, with over media.
Over media, okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it's still squirt, I was,
I don't, we have said different words
while we were eating, so I'm like, I don't know.
It pops in your mouth.
Yes.
Not the slut.
It squirts.
It squirts, it's-
Yeah, the slut squirts.
I just like, I dry coughed as I said,
and I was like, those, sorry. The slut squirts. I just like caught dry coughed as I said. I was like, sorry.
You know what you're doing right now.
You know you're getting a drop.
The slutsquirts.
I find the slutsquirts.
The slutsquirts.
It just, it does.
It happens.
Yeah, hashtag squirt, the soda.
Put us in there.
I mean, it is the truth.
These sandwiches do squirt.
Yeah, they did.
And like, and I think this is like,
I think this is kind of why the place works.
It's like a big oaky squirt.
Yeah.
The squirt's out of it.
It's disgusting. Jesus.
It's, I'm being honest.
You don't have to be under a blanket to fucking squirt.
It's a squirt.
It's true.
It's a big, and I think that this is like,
whatever egg they're using,
whatever way they're making it,
Casey, it happened to you, you got squirted on?
I got squirted on.
Cause those eggs are all sluts,
even if it's not the sluts.
Yeah.
But in a good way, like they're giving you all they got.
I think that that is fun.
I think like the big yokey squirt is fun.
You know it's coming. If you know it's coming inirt is fun. You know it's coming.
If you know it's coming in your mouth.
If you know it's coming because.
You don't ruin your shirt.
Yeah, right.
It is, it's crazy.
You were saying how like, or somebody else that was like,
I think it was on you, she didn't want to wear white.
And I was like, I had a white t-shirt on.
And I was like, wait, I'm gonna eat
and I make such a mess all the time.
At least like one thing.
Like I already got, like I got something here.
I don't need, probably my deodorant.
No, yeah, that was me, because I didn't know
that the sandwiches did that.
And when I bit it, I like was so close to just like dumping
yolk all over my white shirt.
It's a surprise.
Like when I got those sandwiches and I was biting into them,
it the same thing happened.
And like, it was like all over my beard.
It implies this is gonna be a mess.
And I didn't listen.
It's kind of like, when you, like they have like the vegetable
trays, the tomatoes, I don't know how many times I've been into tomato and those like the seed squirt juice has gone into the other person
I'm like, oh my god. Yeah, I'll be talking. It's like a thing. I'm like, oh my god. It's all over their glasses
Don't know what to do
That sucks when you get like your food on to someone else
Yeah, unless it's bit because because I told you you got to keep me hydrated.
Yes, I am shooting spit out, I apologize.
I'm worked up over this.
But whatever eggs they use, it works.
Like for what it is,
my issue with it is just that those sandwiches are,
one, the sausage sandwich I had,
the sausage just wasn't great.
And there's just not a lot to them.
And the brioche bun I don't think is great either.
What bun would you like?
Because I feel like brioche is what they do,
like what you said.
But then as a vegetarian,
I feel like sometimes when I order stuff
and it's like vegetarian option,
they give me like a weird wheat or something.
Like, bro, I want, give me the car.
You still want an indulgence.
Yeah, give me the car.
That's always funny.
It's like the turkey burger and it's like,
it's on a wheat bun.
You're like, why?
No. Because you're, you know, like- Doesn't have cheese, that sprouts instead. It's like, turkey burger and it's like it's on a wheat bun You're like why? No, you know, I have cheese sprouts. Yeah, what are we doing?
We don't do we are spending nothing nobody was nothing healthy unless they asked for it. Yeah, that's how it should be
I agree. Thank you. If you ask for I do think vegetarian food has
Let's let's continue to have worse in America's
Lake health whatever with food. I'm like, let them figure it out.
Just, it should be an option.
I agree with you.
I very much agree with you.
And I don't know what the answer is for the brioche bun,
but there should be another option.
I think what I've-
It feels a little dated and plated this whole time.
I think what I found out was with today's order,
I got a biscuit and I got scrambled eggs and cheese in it.
And that was the answer to me.
I think the biscuits here are hitting.
I also like the biscuit, I got all of them.
I stepped up.
No, I was gonna say one thing real quick,
which is that I do think, and you could speak to this more
because I've had stretches in recent years
where I've been vegetarian, but you've done it for longer.
I feel like the trashy vegetarian food
is more of a thing now.
Like you run into a little bit less of the,
here's the vegetarian option.
You were just a poser for a year.
Poser for a year.
I had no meat for an entire year.
That's hard.
I'm knowing what I'm doing again.
I'm just messing with you.
Being a scam.
But now, do you eat meat now?
I do eat meat now, but it's been a permanent reduction
of my meat consumption.
I don't eat pork anymore at all. My red meat is a lot less,
I do a lot less red meat.
The proteins I do eat is mostly chicken and fish.
And do any of them squirt?
Are they sluts?
Yeah.
Are they little butthouse?
Not if I'm involved.
The, so all I say,
I think there are more places that have
just a shitty, unhealthy vegetarian option.
Yeah.
And also isn't there?
You don't feel that that same way.
I'm like, I feel like if they have,
yeah they have vegetarian options everywhere,
but I also still have to like,
I had to ask for bacon, no, I got the bacon,
I can cheese and I had to ask for it without bacon.
You cannot do that on the Uber app or whatever.
Wow.
It doesn't even let you write it.
It's so fucking annoying.
So I have to call them.
So I'm that girl that calls them when they're busy, super annoying.
And I'm like, hi, I'm super annoying, but my name is weird.
So you'll be able to find it.
Risa.
R-A-I-Z.
And then I'm like, just please don't put bacon because I'll die.
And then you have to be serious because if not, they don't care.
They'll just put it.
And I would probably just take it off and clean it a little bit with paper towel if I had to.
But I don't like when it touches.
No, I'm with you.
We should talk a little bit because we've talked about these menu options,
but we haven't clarified what they are for people who haven't had this.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to read the description here from the Singaporean website.
The slut.
The slut.
Read it like a slut.
Uh.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm directing, I already did it with that.
It's good direction, I'm just like trying to figure out
how to play it, I'm an actor.
I know.
It's weird as yourself, you little slut.
I was waiting for that.
Here, I'll read it.
It's a cage-free coddled egg on top of a house-made potato puree
what the chef calls Joelle Rubichon Potatoes,
a famed French chef, and cooked in a glass jar topped with
gray salt and chives, sort of the slices of baguette.
So it's basically like an eggy potato-y goo
that has a really like nice like smooth texture to it.
It's super-different flavorful
and then you just dip little wedges into it.
Not off wedges.
Yeah, I-
It's only three, it's not enough.
Yeah, I have a, and also they, you called it wedges,
there it says baguette, again on Uber Eats and Torchash.
Okay, so when I'm at the gym sometimes I'll order it.
Like I'll be like, how long is the wait?
And then I'll order it when I know
that's when I'm gonna be done.
So I can just pick it up on my way,
so I don't have to deal with people.
And then I just call them when I'm like,
can you guys make sure I take them,
bake them whatever I'm doing that's running?
And my problem is it's called the crostinis,
which is I think the proper name.
And they don't put it in any,
so I was like, when I was trying to give the order, I was like, do I say baguette? Do I say bread? Do I say crostinis, which is I think the proper name. And they don't put it in any. So I was like, when I was trying to give the order,
I was like, do I say baguette?
Do I say bread?
Do I say crostini?
What do I say?
So I said crostini.
Crostini.
But yeah, they give you three and I don't think it's enough.
Because then you want some piece,
like you want almost every piece with the bread.
Right.
And then sometimes I don't know,
I was putting hot sauce on some of my bites.
That helps.
It's a little too, maybe too dense
to just eat with a spoon is the thing.
You kind of want, you like it just with a spoon.
Oh yeah.
I like, cause like if you like.
I like sprinkles on my Christina.
Yeah, I think it works better off of the bread,
but it is a good dish.
And then the Fairfax sandwich,
which is like, to me that's like the thing to get.
Not to interrupt you,
but like also you have to mention the jar thing.
It's in a little jar.
It's an actual glass jar.
It's not single use plastic.
But you can return it.
You can return it.
They give you money or something.
Yeah.
Which is cool.
I don't think it'd be Slutcoins, I believe.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you go up in the Slut reward meter.
Got a bunch of punch.
The name sucks.
The name is bad.
I love it.
You know what?
I will say those.
Sorry, there's one thing I wanted to say and I forgot.
Please. It is hard branding-wise and on Google because I work with another I love it. You know what? I will say though, sorry, there's one thing I wanted to say and I forgot.
It is hard branding-wise and on Google because I work with another thing that has a bad word
and it's hard marketing-wise because a lot of Google things and that, it'll like, it'll...
I mean, we could just say, you've been working for birdfuck.com.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little, little, yeah, it's like a, like just the word ass, for example,
is hard to like, you know, use for promotion
because they want to like, they think it's a bad word.
Right, right, right.
But whatever.
But yeah, sorry, continue.
No, I was just gonna say on the note,
here's the thing about the name.
I do think it's kind of not as explicitly gross
as something like, this was another chain
that I think is now folded,
that I was just like, this name is repulsive.
Pink taco, you remember pink taco?
Like I don't wanna think about that.
I never knew what that meant, like the like innuendo.
I was like, oh my God, super cute, they're pink.
Like Barbie, pink, that's it, I was sold.
We like that, but we like Barbie, pink taco.
We like Barbie, we like Barbie.
But that scene where they don't show
Okay, I won't talk about Barbie
I'm talking to that fall. Yeah. I was like, I'm never happy for something got a business. So I was like good
Yeah, like don't name your place pink taco egg slut is actually better actually better than Pink Taco. It's 100% a better name.
The Fairfax sandwich is soft scrambled eggs,
which I don't generally love,
but I think they work well in this context.
Chives, caramelized onions, cheddar cheese,
and sriracha mayo, again, very 2012 sriracha mayo.
But I think this really, really works.
I like it too.
Oh my God, I'm so 2012.
No, no, no, no, this no. I'm like Hillary Duff.
Like that, like what is the song?
The, isn't it like Metamorphosis?
Yeah, Metamorphosis.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we like that song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys know it.
It's a big Metamorphosis-like song.
This sandwich is great.
And I got it yesterday at the Venice location,
which I should mention, I should say was hopping at 11 a.m. on a weekday.
Oh, yeah.
It's just absolutely packed.
Just an open kitchen that was just firing on all cylinders,
doing a lot of volume at that location.
And I thought it was just like,
I got an extremely well-executed version.
It's a great sandwich.
It's delicious.
I watched the chef prepare it.
Like there's a video of him just like making it
and there seems to be so much care into each component
and to how he assembles it,
how he like cooks the eggs from a cold pan
and everything to ensure their texture.
And I was like, okay, so this is a really
like well-crafted dish.
And I think it's pretty consistently well executed.
Even Christine's in Venice,
you sound like a bison, huh?
Hey.
Hey.
You saw how you do.
You're in Venice, you're eating Christinis.
Christinis, baguettes, a brezz, wafers,
they're all a brezz.
Christinis is very, it is Italian, right?
It is Italian.
Yeah, I don't know.
It sounds like a Mario villain a little bit,
Christinis.
It sounds like something you'd get on your face that you'd have to like. A is Italian. Yeah, I don't know. It sounds like a Mario villain a little bit, Kristine. Kristine, it sounds like something you'd get on your face
that you'd have to like.
Right. Kristine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It sounds like something has to be removed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I would like to possibly remove it for you.
I also got the-
Ladies love to pop blackheads.
Fucking love it.
Oh, God.
Love it.
That, like, oh man.
I hate this. It is, the ladies love to do it.
Not just blackheads, if you don't hate me,
cover your ears, blackheads, whiteheads, like pimples,
eagerness.
That's very funny for a while,
when you like to hear like whiteheads and go, oh no.
I know.
But, but.
We talk about squirting sluts, please.
Oh, but yeah, no, big fan, big fan.
I find that stuff disgusting. My sister, when I go back home, will be like, let me see your back and she'll big fan, big fan. I find that stuff disgusting.
My sister, when I go back home, will be like,
let me see your back.
Yes, I got to my dad.
Me and my sister-in-law will be like,
pop, I'm like, poppy.
He's like, what are you doing?
Like, just shut up, take your shirt off
and let us get your back.
It's been a year that I see you, Merry Christmas.
But I mean, he doesn't care,
because it doesn't, I feel like you guys like it
when it's being done to you.
Nobody's complained. I think it is a good thing in many it when it's being done to you. Nobody's complained.
I think it is a good thing in many ways.
It's good for your skin.
It's good for your skin.
Yeah, if you know what you're doing
and your nails are clean, use paper towels properly.
I do a whole like...
This is gross, but my dad had like a big one
that had to be removed.
No, I wanna hear this.
And we would always...
I wanna hear this.
We would squeeze it and it would like,
you know, you get stuff on it.
It would drain a little bit.
The whole family would squeeze it. Yeah would like, you know, you get stuff on it. It would drain a little bit.
Like the whole family would squeeze it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, like for a before Thanksgiving dinner.
Everybody okay.
Everybody gather around.
And then.
You're like a big one.
It was like big and you got it removed eventually.
That was like a cis kind of thing.
Yeah, cis basically.
Yeah, those sounds delicious.
Yeah. Back's this. It's back, yeah, it's this basically. Yeah, those sounds delicious. Yeah.
Back to eggs.
Oh, I'm squirting sluts.
Ha ha ha ha.
I can't talk about food anymore.
I'm just...
Well, you don't have to give the description.
I don't want to talk about food anymore.
This is disgusting.
Are you really grossed out?
I'm pretty grossed out.
Oh my God.
All that said, I will say the,
I had a really good meal yesterday
and I think I had a good meal today.
I was pretty happy with what we got to go.
I think it's better eating on site
as all breakfast foods are.
But I think I was happy with what we got today as well.
I think we should get back into food again.
Let's talk about a little bit more.
Yeah, of course.
You're sweating profusely. Just on this side.
I just like...
It's dripping.
I was ready to be uncomfortable.
Two faces on one side is a sweat.
It's disgusting.
I do that to people.
I love to make you feel uncomfortable, whether it's about slutty squirts or...
No, this is the thing.
I was fully prepared to be...
Or spit and sis.
Or spit and sis.
I was fully prepared...
You knew it was gonna get bad.
I know, but this is what I was saying.
To finish my thought, I was fully prepared
for it to be disgusting today.
I did not expect to be disgusting in this way.
Sure.
I never told you about my dad's cyst.
It's like you go to an orgy
and then someone's blasting diarrhea.
It's like, I thought this was gonna be fucking nasty.
Like I thought this was gonna be gross and depraved.
I didn't think this was going to happen.
Someone's gonna have to just bomb it up tomato sauce.
Is this a window to see into the fucking orgy
while he's blasting diarrhea?
I mean, but maybe that's the person's kink
to be diarrhea-ed on, like, you know?
That's a good point.
Yeah, that's true.
Trying to kink shame anyone.
Yeah.
I should have warned you about my dad's cyst.
I didn't know it was gonna come up today.
No, it's fine. And I just have warned you about my dad's cyst. I didn't know it was going to come up today.
No, it's fine.
And I just love that you knew it was going to be so gross,
because I was going to be the cast.
I love it.
Well, the topic is it.
No, no, no, that's what it said in the email.
We're ready to get gross with you.
So thank you.
My visit, here's my breakdown.
The first time I was like, shit, this place is good, it's golden play club.
The second visit I was like, this place sucks.
I did not like-
You went all the way, this place sucks.
The bacon sandwich and the sausage sandwich,
I thought were straight up bad.
I did not think they were good.
Wow.
The home fries, good, every time I got them,
I think I got them all three times.
And then today, I was kind of middle of the road.
They have some stuff that works.
It's a small menu, but there's some stuff that works
and some stuff that doesn't.
And I think that's because they're an egg-based restaurant.
We gotta talk about the burger wise.
I know you wanna-
You really just had a three bears sort of scenario.
Yeah, I did.
Or like, you sound like a man going on date.
Like a date with one,
like the first time you thought it was great.
The second time you're like, ugh.
No, the third time you're like, nah, I'd fuck her.
Yeah.
All right.
Third time, yeah, it's okay.
I'll get into a relationship with this person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, either, yeah, or, yeah.
I guess I'll lock it up, fuck it.
Let's just get comfortable.
That was today.
Today was kind of like, wow.
Ugh, this isn't blowing me away, but it's also not bad food.
It's decent food.
What do you think of the burger though?
Cause I think the burger, maybe-
Well, okay, so the burger also comes with an over medium egg.
I actually did, this was the one modification
I made in my entire order.
I was like, give me an over hard egg,
because I think an over medium egg is going to be sloppy, and I don't think it's going to travel well. We didn't know which one was which, but did you me an over hard egg because I think an over medium egg is going to be sloppy and I don't think it's gonna travel well
We didn't know which one was which but did you get the over hard? I did yes
Yeah, 100% was like hard like the yoke. Yeah, the yoke is just all the way right interesting. I don't love an egg on a burger
I I but but the other components I think worked here. I think it's a good like here's the thing like okay
Because they're open for lunch
There's a chance you aren't craving a breakfast sandwich if you're going as part of a group for lunch
So it's nice that they have that option as well as the egg salad sandwiches is also kind of a lunchier option
Um, I had the egg salad sandwich in it. I think I maybe liked it better than the burger
It was decent the burger has caramelized onion bread and butter pickles, which did really work for me
I was not expecting that to, the sweet pickles,
but I thought they absolutely worked this context.
Cheddar and Adigeon eggs.
Cheddar and Adigeon eggs with the egg.
I feel like it's a little too much.
I agree, the egg is ungepachka.
What?
This is his thing.
Ungepachka, like one thing too many.
Oh, okay, okay.
No.
The burger also is like, if the egg wasn't in it,
would this be like a well-seasoned delicious burger?
I don't know.
I think it's like, okay. It's a fine burger. It's a fine, you this be like a well-seasoned delicious burger? I don't know. I think it's like okay.
It's a fine burger.
It's a fine, you know, kind of semi-upscale burger.
I did think the salad, which is just arugula with a red wine vinaigrette and some manchego.
I do think that's a really well-executed simple salad.
I like that you can get that on the side and I like that you can substitute that for bread
for any of these.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, that's what I needed.
Manchego also kind of like a Mario villain or friend. Yeah, that one I'm with you. I was just
Kristine and Manchego. Manchego and Kristine, yeah. Those kind of good Mario names. Right.
I like Manchego. I like the Manchego. That's why I wanted to try it because I hadn't tried it,
so I got it this time since it was on your bill. I'm not paying $17. I don't know what it is,
but I'm like, I just feel like I finished. Which by the way, we got a huge order today.
And one of my thoughts with Egg Slot was I was like,
this is fucking expensive.
And then today with a huge order,
I was like, when Amelia told us the final bill,
which was I think $160, just a lot.
I was like, for the food we got and we fed a lot of people.
It was eight people.
It was eight people.
It was not crazy.
LA normal.
Yeah, no, like a sandwich is like $12.
I mean, I'm just looking at the menu prices.
The current menu prices here.
A sandwich is like $12 and the sides are like $5 or $6.
Oh, that's not bad at all.
It's not, it's expensive, but it's not outrageous.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know where I land, but I think we should,
are we getting to the final thoughts?
Do we have any food we've missed?
Because we've kind of been all over the place.
Egg salad, we talked about the slug.
I got a slug, I got extra crocinis.
They do put like that, the olive oil on it.
So that's kind of dope.
I like that.
I don't know, I didn't try the burger, but I saw it from afar.
I was sitting on the opposite end and it looked kind of dry.
It was a little dry.
They probably...
The burger is just OK.
I just feel like, yeah, it's not something you're going to get.
Like, it's like going, it's like ordering a salad out of burger plays or whatever.
What is the, how does the comparison?
I don't know.
There's something, one of those things.
No, I 100% agree.
But it is also that kind of thing where it's like, oh, I guess like as an egg restaurant,
it's kind of limiting, right?
Like, what else can you do?
And then the burger thing is like, but I feel like there are other things you could try.
You know what I mean?
Like, it almost feels like you could do like a chicken,
you know, fried chicken and eggs
or fried chicken and waffles or something.
That feels more in that world.
Or a grilled cheese sandwich maybe.
Why not?
Grilled cheese with egg on it?
Really well executed simple.
Why not try that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
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on this particular chain and then end it by giving a score
from zero to five forks.
We'll begin with you to my left.
Okay, I need to take a sip. And then end it by giving a score from zero to five forks will begin with you to my left. Okay?
I need to accept
Is there a basketball sticker on your yeah, yeah on every I play in that in a league
Yeah, in that league and like it's like a bunch of like comedy people like had started doing it
Oh, yeah, it's every Tuesday and every I don't know why I just do a video where we all say basketball
Yeah, so somebody gave me the sticker the sticker just it's just a it's just a like a clip art of a I love that. It's every Tuesday and every, I don't know why, I just do a video where we all say basketball.
Yeah.
So somebody gave me the sticker.
The sticker just, it's just a,
it's just like a clip art of a basket,
of a ball going into a basket.
And it says basketball on top of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
That's like Waggar and Rob Lowe's like sporting,
like the NFL and NBA hats.
Yeah, I have just an NBA hat,
which I like to wear, an NBA sweatshirt. Yeah, yeah. My general enthusiasm for the league. Yeah, we'll just an NBA hat, which I like to wear. An NBA sweatshirt.
Yeah, yeah.
My general enthusiasm for the league.
Yeah, we'll get low back on, we'll talk about it.
Okay, so I have to say you both hate the name.
It's cause you're men.
Now it's time for me to listen, I guess.
It's catchy.
Take a step back.
I'm from Miami, okay. Yeah, Barbie feminist, that's why you got it. It's catchy. Take a step back. I'm from Miami, okay?
Yeah, Barbie feminist.
That's why you got it.
That's another part.
I'm from Miami, so for me, I'm like, it's sexy.
I very much could see that XL had popping off way quicker in Miami just because we're
a little vulgar.
I feel like more and out there and we do have, oops, I feel like I got so excited.
But yeah, I think the name is great.
It gets your attention.
It also has become kind of like a foodie place
where like people that come like tourists,
I feel like they can like go there.
100% it's definitely part of the demographic.
It's part of it now, yeah.
Yeah, so I think like that's cool
because like financially you want those places
to like still succeed
because it keeps everything else around it popping.
So I also want to think about that.
But the slut, like there's nowhere else where you're going to get that.
Like there's nowhere else that they do a slut and the crostini baguette thingies, like they
don't do that.
I get the sandwich, it's basic, but like sometimes I'm like, I want me to do something
extra.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would give it,
because I've been a fan forever, I would give it a,
four, I'm gonna give four,
four Sporks, I have Sporks.
Four Sporks.
Four Sporks.
Good score.
I'm gonna let you close it out, Mitch,
because I know where I stand,
but I don't know where you stand.
Interesting.
I know where I stand.
Okay.
What is this? Which is that, again, because I know where I stand, but I don't know where you stand. Interesting. But I know where I stand. Okay.
How about this?
Which is that, again, egg slut, not necessarily a brand I'm rooting for, but Alvin Kailan,
the chef, and hopefully there's nothing bad out there that I haven't read.
It seems like a good dude.
He seems like a good dude, and he seems like he has a genuine passion for this type of
food, and its genesis comes from, hey, you know what-
It usually works out good when you say like,
I hope there's nothing bad out there.
Yeah.
I know, I was literally gonna be like,
oh, you know everybody's gonna be like,
go, go, go, let's find something.
People be trolled and they're like,
we'll find something, don't you worry.
It's like a note he's sent something.
Leave Alvin alone, he's a good guy.
Poor Sito.
And leave me alone if there's something I missed.
That's a good point. Yeah. Leave Wags alone. Leave him alone, he's a good guy. Yeah, leave me alone. Poor Sito. And leave me alone if there's something I missed. That's a good point.
Yeah.
Leave Wags alone.
Leave him alone, he this type of sandwich.
And I think it absolutely filled that niche of,
there was not like a,
you could go to a fancy brunch place,
or you could go to Dunkin' Donuts or Carl's Jr.
and get a fast food breakfast sandwich.
But there really wasn't this kind of middle ground of,
here is like a better sort of
plused up breakfast sandwich and breakfast sides
But at a place that's good for to go or good for you know quick service dine in
And I think I think it's great at that and I also think it is very good at doing exactly what it's aspiring to do
Which is to offer these sorts of egg dishes, this egg forward concept.
Again, I'm really impressed that the quality has not dipped off despite its vast expansion
and despite its many years of existence and at this point over a decade of existence at
this point.
And I will just also say that Amelia gave this four forks, Susie gave it three forks.
Emma, Casey, you got fork scores? I would probably give it four forks. Youie gave it three forks, Emma, Casey, you all got fork scores?
Um, I would probably give it four forks.
You'd go four.
I'd go four.
Yeah.
I'm with a consensus here.
I think this is a four forker.
I think Eggslut deserves four forks,
and I think it deserves to be in the Golden Plate Club.
Oh, wow.
Golden Plate Slut, perhaps.
Oh my God, yes!
We love that for her.
It might be in the Golden Plate Slut now.
It might be in the Golden Plate Slut. It might be in the golden plate sluts.
We're gonna find out.
We're gonna find out.
And you know how you're gonna find out?
Right now, for me.
Yeah.
I get the final say.
I get the final say.
You're the deciding vote.
Bring my talents to South Beach.
She just woke up to hear yours.
Jemmy is rivetous.
Jemmy.
So jealous.
You're gonna love this.
Bring our talents to South Beach.
I hope we get you in the golden plate slot.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, she says Squirt Square back to sleep.
What towns were we bringing to South Beach?
Self sucks.
Yeah.
Hey!
Sorry, Wax.
Here we go.
He can suck his own dick.
We don't need it, we don't need it.
So, I hate the name.
Alvin seems like a nice guy.
My boy Luke Foods on Instagram.
I don't know if you get to,
you know Luke Foods, Luke Foods is fun.
Yeah, rules.
Luke Foods is fun.
We posted his videos on the Doughboys text thread.
That's right.
You maybe just didn't look at it.
Why?
Cause I don't know if you-
I don't know the account, but I know people love Luke Foods.
Yeah.
Good for Luke Foods.
I'm here at Egg Slut.
He kind of sounds like that.
Well, that's a fun guy.
He's great.
He's a young kid.
He's like maybe like 20.
I don't know how old he is.
Wait, what did he do?
Is he like a foodie, like a foodie, like content?
Yeah, he's like car food reviews kind of thing.
Oh, cool.
Beach Lake, Pennsylvania.
Can then call from Beach Lake, Pennsylvania.
Maybe put your phone on do not disturb while you're working.
Do not focus.
It's fun.
Do not focus.
Do not focus.
Isn't that what it's called?
Oh no, it's called focus.
It's not on the focus.
No, Mitch is perpetually on do not focus. So that was fun.
I get it.
So am I, but I say that I'm on my Adderall.
It's fun.
It's a good way to live.
It's fun.
I've never been medicated for my issues.
Wow.
Well, because I go to therapy and figured it out
as women do.
We fix our stuff.
Wait, what is it there?
Say slut again.
Instead of going to therapy, he starts a food podcast.
What was that old thing?
Yes, guys will really start a food podcast instead of going to therapy.
There you go.
I enjoyed the food.
I thought that the slut was good.
I had mixed results with the regular sandwiches.
I have to deduct points for the name of this place.
Oh my gosh.
I think Alvin seems like a good guy.
I watched, like I was saying,
I randomly saw a video with him at Amboy.
I wanna try Amboy, the burgers looked really good.
But Alvin's name is really good,
so I feel like it levels up Exlet's name.
I mean, Alvin, that is a great name, Alvin is a great name.
Alvin, that's fun.
That's fun.
Yeah.
So like it levels up.
I think unfortunately I'm 3.54.
Wow, Mitch, keeping it out of the Golden Plate Club.
Wow, So rude.
Like a five four Supreme Court decision.
You know what happens? Everyone's bummed out about, but that's what it is.
Yeah. You know what?
Yeah. I'm a slut for troublemaking.
I was going to say here, dirty little slut for that.
He's scorned.
He's back.
Look, I do think that it does some stuff impressively well.
Yeah.
I think the slat and the Fairfax sandwich are very good.
I just, it does feel like a restaurant that seems very 2012 to me.
I feel like they need to update a few things.
I hate the name, but I think that if you were in L.A.
and you wanted to have a good egg sandwich, I think
it's a good place to go.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
And I think like you're saying, what it's trying to do, what is it trying to do also?
What is the point of it?
It's a place to take your dad like I did.
It's a family place and then they get to experience it.
It's decent.
It's like three and a half forks is like-
That's a good score.
Susser also said this. Susser said, and I kind of agree with him. It's it's decent. It's like three and a half forks is like that's a good score. It's us or also some other
I said
And I kind of agree with him. He's like this is kind of the easiest
Sort of food to do right like yeah, and which I think is fair like you can work
Well, this you can put in you can put a you know
Competently scrambled egg
And and a slice of Canadian bacon and a slice of cheese on a bagel and it probably will taste pretty good
even if you don't even season it.
Like that's like still an okay breakfast.
I don't know about that.
I'm just saying like-
Why people don't want to season stuff.
I like seasoning stuff.
I'm just buy seasoning.
Come on.
You just said it's so, so con-
And it doesn't need seasoning.
No, said no one ever.
No, literally not in my house.
No, I mean in my house.
No, I mean, I'm just saying like,
if you just sort of, I understand what Susser's point was,
if you just sort of assembled these ingredients
without putting any thought into them,
it still would taste okay.
It still would be decent.
But I think this is executed, this is well-seasoned.
This is well-composed, this is well-constructed.
This is well-executed and it's like,
there's thought and craft put into this.
So I think it's an elevated version of sort of the basic version.
I do think that caught.
I think three and a half forks is a fair score.
I think that coddled egg and also their scrambled eggs are very good.
Those other sandwiches, they get a big yolk blast,
but that's like, you know, besides that, yolk blast.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
All right, we're done. Come to the slush raw yolk blast. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, I think it's well argued bitch. I also did not have the sandwiches you had that you didn't like so that I think is a you know
That may be that half-work deduction right there. I hate those are a few of eggs slut. It's time for a segment
Going all the way back to snacker whack Wow
Classic snacker whack as Emma brings over this box of snacks from the UK in knit. We have a box
I key we have a box with a Union Jack on it
Perhaps sent from Prince Andrew himself.
We're going to find out.
Fingers crossed.
Oh, we hope.
All right.
There's a note attached.
Nick, love your work, Prince Andrew.
I was going to say a worse thing, but the person is dead.
You know, it's fine.
This is actually from the Doe Score.
This is from Princess Sloth in the Doe Score.
Oh yeah.
All right, here we go.
Dear Nick and Mitch, as you may know,
my hinky husband is referred to on Doe Boy Snackback R.A.P.
I don't know if that was a,
that is a typo is supposed to say hunky,
or did we call him hinky?
I'm not sure, probably hunky.
Was his name Hank?
He's at the house all the time.
I don't think the name was Hank.
Anyway, I recently had our honeymoon in the UK,
congratulations, and I couldn't pass up the opportunity
to stock up some of his British snacks for you.
I might have gone a little overboard,
so if you're ever going to share with the head gum hunks,
or if you ever wanted to have a British snack or whack,
I have made a list of snacks that I think you could
probably prioritize and secretly snack on the rest
without mentioning.
All right, so the ones that we're supposed to prioritize
are hob knobs, Jaffa cakes, and Kinder Surprise,
which we have out on the podcast,
but they are fun to open up.
Princess Lothlick, great Doe score,
I've been on her podcast.
This is very nice for a descendants to us.
There's a lot of stuff in here,
we're not gonna get to all of it,
but I will try to pick out some of these,
some of the highlighted items.
So here are the Jaffa cakes.
I can't remember if we've had Jaffa cakes,
but here you go if you wanna take one of these.
And yeah, I-
Is there any animals in this?
I think these all should be vegetarian,
but feel free to inspect the ingredients list.
I'm not sure if the flame grilled whoppers Doritos
actually have any meat in them,
but we don't need to try those.
There's just like, it looks like just a box of a bag of brown.
I don't know what this is.
It's a brown bag.
A bag of brown.
We don't have the brown bag.
This is Hobnobs.
It's one of the most popular things in England.
Yeah.
Right? Is this different?
Oh, those are different. Yes.
These are, yeah, Hobnobs are here too.
I need to try those Whoppers Doritos.
I'm sorry. Mitch, these are Avatar Kinder surprises.
Give me one of those, please.
There you go. Look, I'm trying everything. There you Kinder surprises give me one of those please
I'm trying everything. There's so many words after this podcast. I'm gonna have to look up and Google
What is what is this kind of what is that? It's kind of like a little egg by the way? We also have a Hasco catalog. How about that?
Okay, wait, I feel like I'm holding things do we try it here why is he dead? Yeah, feel free
Why'd you dent in my egg by the way it It was like that, I did not dent it.
Dentin' my egg.
Here's the Doritos.
Here.
And here's the brown bag.
I don't want the brown.
And here's the box to put it back.
And here's my egg,
because I still don't know what it is.
I'm just gonna give it back.
Okay, let me see.
I don't know what the, I'm just gonna eat it.
This is the Jaffa cake.
I feel like there's no animals.
Okay, the Jaffa cake with a Genoese based sponge,
these are another iconic British treat.
That's the full description we have here.
Okay.
Jaffa cake shouldn't have any animal product in it.
It's just like a cookie and jam and chocolate.
I'm like, you never know.
Sometimes it's like, and hot dogs and you're like, what?
Right, yeah.
You're like a PIMS cookie.
Oh, PIMP?
PIMP, PIMS.
Oh, I was like this?
That'd be cool too, especially this episode for PIMS.
That was too,
Pimps. That'd be cool too, especially this episode for pimps.
That was too,
felt too natural for this episode to ask.
Yeah, exactly.
These are falling apart.
Also Amelia was like,
or those are the hobnob.
Amelia was like, these are for a May.
She was like, they're still okay though.
Oh, no, that's fine.
I told you, I'm a five second rule,
kind of girl sometimes, sometimes I still okay though. Sorry. No, it's fine. I told you, I'm a five second rule kind of girl
sometimes, sometimes I can't fall in my mouth.
We were opened in the box when she received it.
She opened some stuff last night
to make sure it wasn't stale.
This is tricky here.
All right, I got one.
I'm not much of a this type of cookie kind of girl.
I'm more of like a chocolate chip cookie kind of girl.
But.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Can you pass the Jaffa this way? Yeah. Yeah. Are those the Jaffa or are these the Hobnobs? These are the Jaffas.
These are the Jaffas. Okay.
Shout out to the nibblers, the top-downers. This is such a British fucking...
I dropped one.
Jemmy's not moving. I know I'm good.
Shout out to the nibblers, the top downers,
the inside outers, the let it melt in the mouthers,
the all the way arounders, the inside excavators,
and the gone in one biters.
This is Jaffa cakes.
This episode is filthy.
I was like, this is very naughty.
Shout out to the nibblers, the down,
like that's how it should be said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Um, the, the. I don't like these.
These are kind of like a shortbread cookie.
It looks like kind of, I don't know if that's exactly the material.
And they've got like a brown chocolatey goo on top of them
that I assume at some point was a little bit more intact, but
the traveling cost of the ocean is sitting for seven months.
Chocolatey goo is not chocolatey, you'll find out.
Yeah, it's more licorice to your figgy.
Can I ask you guys a cookie question?
Of course.
Yeah, we're the boys that ask the real question.
They don't sell Entomans chocolate chip cookies
in Los Angeles, California.
Why?
Cause I've emailed them and they won't answer me.
They sell, but they have an Endedman product.
But they don't have the cookies.
They don't have the chocolate chip cookie.
So when I go to Miami, I bring like, yeah, I should just, yeah.
Why am I making you hold it?
These are not bad.
No, okay.
Um, shit.
The Doughboys are crinkling so much plastic on this episode
and the episode began with Mitch complaining about crinkling plastic.
I was gonna say.
Or employing the Heron.
Sounds like I might have to fucking employ the Heron again.
It's very hypocritical of Mitch to complain about that and then also be complicit in crinkling plastic. I was gonna say. Or employing the Heron. Sounds like I'm gonna have to fucking employ the Heron again. It's very hypocritical of Mitch
to complain about that and then also
be complicit in crinkling plastic.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Cause you were the motherfuckers
that were crinkling plastic
at the fucking boy in the Heron.
I'm gonna cut it all out anyway.
It's like, isn't it like ASMR type of thing?
Don't people do that?
Would they like, ah!
Some people really like it
and some people absolutely hate it.
They complain about their music.
These are open.
Oh wait, this is for you. Amelia opens them to make sure they weren't stale. Got it hate it Oh, yeah, I'll wait this for you. Thank you. Make sure they weren't still got it
All right. I got it. Yeah, McVitie's hob knobs the OT one
Milk chocolate the Odie one in it the Odie one in it
You guys didn't have my answer by the way for ends. I'm in just I don't know
The distribution is very strange about some of these products. Like they have like little just holes
and where you can get things.
And I'm not sure why they wouldn't sell those here.
Yeah.
You suck.
Jimmy's like sniffing at them.
It's more interesting to see.
They taste like mayo and lettuce.
So you might like.
Oh, no, wait, no, I have, I've had these.
I actually have had these.
I remember these, cause I remember the lettuce quality.
Can I smell it?
You can taste the lettuce.
Oh my God, it smells like litruga for real.
Like lettuce for real for real.
Weird, the lettuce is the dominant flavor
in a Whopper chip.
But like Whoppers do smell like lettuce.
Yeah.
Cause it's like soggy, it's not ever really hard,
like it's a little soggy.
You add one of these?
I did, I'm remembering these now.
Is there a release to this here?
The issue is when they do these compound flavors,
when they do like it's like,
hey, this isn't going to taste like beef,
this is going to taste like a burger,
they feel like they have to,
oh, let's lean on the mayo or let's lean on the lettuce
to try to make it,
and it ends up feeling like it's seeming sciency
and then also just like kind of like emphasizing
the wrong flavors.
I think the Odie ones are pretty fun.
I like the hob knobs.
The hob knobs are decent.
Yeah, they're okay.
I wouldn't eat them.
I feel like though, I don't want more than one
It might have to whoa, you know like sometimes when you eat a like cookie and it's too sugary or like a lot
Here's by the way, this is this is holy shit you can tell that these are from May the chocolate is
Why are we doing this as a segment? Why do we do this?
Maybe I don't know. I don't know why I didn't know it was happening for May, the chocolate is. Why are we doing this as a segment? Why do we do this? Maybe.
I don't know, I don't know why,
I didn't know what was happening.
You're gonna try it and then you really
are gonna run to the bathroom.
Oh, I'm not, I'm not gonna eat the,
I've had a kinder, I'm getting the toy out.
Oh, there's a toy inside.
Yeah, there's a toy inside, that's a lot of fun.
Oh my God, Jimmy's crumbling over there.
Don't move.
She won't.
Here, you should leave here, use my knife. Such a girl. You should leave here using my napkin.
Such a nightmare.
Just dropping chocolate all over a dog.
I coughed in it like once.
Emma, yeah.
Just put it in here.
Yeah.
Thank you, Emma.
You don't want this?
No.
I'm like here reaching over the one I am.
I get a Dracula hanging out next to me on the couch.
Let me eat some garlic bread.
I've talked about this before, where I was like, there's chocolate, there's a dog.
She doesn't really care about food.
Although when you opened those whopper chips,
she seemed very interested.
That's probably the one thing she could jumble.
There's a floor cookie.
I'm gonna get to dress the floor cookie.
There's a floor cookie as well.
She won't eat it. She's good.
Okay, this was worth it for me.
OK, Mitch is opening the Kinder Egg.
I don't like that Jimmy was near chocolate.
It looks like you have a Navi here.
I do have a Navi toy.
Do you know who this is?
I think it might be Jake Sully.
Is it Mejake?
Oh, it's Avatar.
I think it is Jake Sully.
Is it Jake Sully?
Is he in two pieces?
He's in two pieces.
But is he meant to be assembled or has he been broken?
He's meant to be assembled, likes.
Okay, cool.
This is cool as hell.
This is cool as hell, folks.
Yeah, this is a, like a, you know,
not a particularly big toy.
It's contained within an egg,
but it looks like it's got some detail to it.
This is cool as hell, folks.
This is Jake Sully.
Should I, Emma, can I add it to our Doughboy's collage up here?
Yeah, absolutely.
Put it up there with those swole minions.
This is fucking cool as hell.
I mean, come on, this is cool as hell.
So he's on like, what is he on, a leaf?
He's on, he's, it looks like he's on some sort of plant,
something in the,
Okay, something from the Pandora.
Pandora and Fauna of Pandora, yeah.
He's got a big stick.
It looks like he's like hunting.
Nice loincloth. This is very cool.
Did you guys watch Avatar in the theater?
Yeah, I did. And then Way of Water saw it.
Maybe one of my...
So many times in the theater.
Maybe my favorite movie of last year. I loved it.
Really?
I loved it.
Wait, water's great.
You got your top 10 list for last year?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Avatar is your favorite?
Well, you're saying last year because you're talking about 2022.
But Avatar was two years ago.
But it's 2024 now where you're just talking about 2023.
Got you.
So 2022 is Avatar, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
My 2022 list, Avatar is probably high up there.
I forget what else came out.
Here's a fun fact.
Barbie, I put Barbie on 2022.
Yeah, Barbie should be on that one.
Yeah.
Here's a fun fact about Disney in the box office.
Their best performing film of 2023
was 2022's Avatar, The Way of Water,
because it bled into 2023.
Isn't that wild?
That's wild.
And they were releasing like big movies in 2023,
but they just didn't, you know, didn't it?
I didn't think it was good.
I thought it was, no, is that, no, oh my God.
Of all the things you said this episode,
by far the most controversial.
I loved when they squirted out of their tails.
No, it's fine.
It felt long.
It is very long.
It took a long time to get to it,
and it was like, yeah, we watch regular human movies
like that, and I'm like, oh my God,
so even more in this moment where I was like, just get to the point,
come on, firm gully.
Nick, just a little strap it up.
Yeah, a little wrap.
Oh my God!
What do we think?
I think I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Gem and I were getting the fuck out of here.
Scored all over there, fucking cars.
Is that your AMG?
Outside, I'll score on it. Wait a minute.
There's an avatar game.
You can scan this and play with your avatar.
Well, maybe we'll hold on to this.
What are we...
Okay, so...
I'm gonna let you have mine.
Popped-ups, they give a soft snack.
Jaffa cakes, they give a whack.
And Kinder Surprise, I'll give a snack because I think that was a nice surprise that you
got Majaek and your egger surprise I'll give a snack because I think that was a nice surprise that you got majake in your in your egg
Yeah, yeah, I guess it gets a snack for me even though I would not eat that chocolate
And bag of brown. We're just not gonna get into yeah, I think we won't we won't touch the bag of brown
All right, we'll see what's in here
Yeah, it's gonna smell horrible.
Mitch is opening the bag of brown.
Or a sweet shop.
That looks like a chocolate-tier shop bag.
Yes.
Yeah, it's cute.
Mr. Sims.
Oh, so this was not like a sealed thing.
Oh.
That might not get any more.
This is like a loose bag.
I maybe would not eat this bag.
This is loose treats.
Yeah.
That were grout with your hands.
Will you give that to Wack to throw into the box?
Okay.
We have an assembly.
That worked out great.
I give, I give, and everyone takes the hob knobs.
They give a soft snack, Jaffa cakes, Wack, Kinder Surprise snack.
What do you think?
Same exact.
Yeah.
And these, the Doritos get a Wack.
Yeah.
I'm like wacky, whack, whack, whack all of them.
Fair.
That's fair.
Not in a bad way like princess,
like that was dope to send them,
but yeah, not my kind of parties.
I'm just more like a chocolate chip cookie girl.
I'm so basic.
That's all like I want to eat.
It makes sense.
Of a sweet cookie.
Also they were literally very old.
Yeah, yeah, not on her, not on her.
Congrats to Prince and Princess Sloth on their nuptials
Yes, they're honeymoon. That's so cute. Just like a restaurant fire feedback. Let's open the feedback and today we have an email from Ryan Ryan writes
I'm relatively new to the podcast though. I'm familiar with your other work
You've both done and I've been going back through some of the archive
I listened to the Taco Bell 8 episode with Samoa Joe Taco Bell 8 Jesus Christ and there's a conversation about ordering things with
episode with Samoa Joe. Talk about, hey, Jesus Christ. And there's a conversation about ordering things with embarrassing names. You specifically brought up a
beer called Raging Bitch. It reminded me that here in Houston we have a brewery
that makes a beer called Pussy Wagon. It was the most popular beer for a long
time and it was on tap pretty much anywhere they sold local beer. I would
always try something like I'll have the wagon. On at least one occasion the
bartender loudly yelled, you mean the pussy wagon after I tried that have you guys come
across any new embarrassing menu items since that episode I mean we just an
egg slut episode so I guess that kind of yeah the slut from eggs I guess you're
embarrassed about it but I'm not I love saying I'll have a slut. Just like me and Mike Mitch.
I'm not saying that.
And then I name, every time, I name both of your names.
No, that's funny though.
What does pussy wagon mean?
Well, I think it's a reference to Kill Bill.
To Kill Bill, yeah.
Tarantino.
Tarantino, pussy wagon.
Yes, okay, I watched that movie.
I don't know any other embarrassing food names.
I'm trying to think of something like it
in the drive through that I would get.
So that like now is down to like McDonald's,
Taco Bell and Del Taco Uggs.
Can you think of anything that's embarrassing?
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a tough thing
to generate off the fly.
I mean, the one thing we talked about last time,
which I know they're looking for new examples,
but the Rudy Tooty Fresh and Fruity,
I always had a little self-conscious ordering.
That was an IHOP thing, right?
Yeah, that was IHOP.
And the Stamina Lily, the Moons over my hammy at Denny's
are both like a little bit like kind of punny and goofy.
But I think people are okay with you saying,
I mean, the employees, this is the big thing.
And Emma, you can maybe speak to this as a former bartender.
I don't think the employees give a shit.
They just do not care.
No, absolutely not.
Also, if there's something on the menu called a raging bitch,
like you work at a bar that has something on the menu called a raising bitch or a slug or whatever.
That's your vibe.
Yeah, you're here for that vibe and you're fine with it.
But it is funny as a bartender for someone to be like,
I'll take the raging and then they just point and you just feel like you have to be like,
the raging bitch.
Yeah.
Like, I just have to say it.
Yeah. I think I maybe take some of the like discomfort out of it.
Like no, you can say it to me, it's okay.
Come on, say that you want the slut, we get it.
Embrace it.
Yeah, I'm trying to, I can't think of, I don't know.
I guess it's probably drinks like that,
but I can't think of anything specific except for today,
where it is embarrassing to order everything on I'm well mostly just going there telling people
You're gonna go to eggs like
And then ordering the slot
That's it I can't think anything else besides today
I mean it's taken over.
It's drinks, like, because I think of like,
even like places like in South Beach or something like that,
or like they have like those, or like New Orleans,
or like they have like those like Big Titty,
Martini, or what, I don't know, whatever.
And like, but it's like the one that like looks like delicious.
You want to order it?
But there's definitely, I've seen those like type of,
more in drinks, I feel as well.
For sure, I always, I always, I'm always embarrassed ordering like, and I do think it's like, like new like,
what are they called?
Like they're called like, you know, like juicy IPAs and then there's like,
there's like juicy beers and I feel like most of the names are embarrassing.
But then also for me, just even ordering a,
just like, like, if I ordered like a daiquiri or something,
I always get a little self-conscious for whatever reason.
I don't know why.
We ran into things.
Cause it comes out like it looks like a feminine
stereotype.
I think it is a gender thing where you're like,
I like daiquiris, I like fruity cocktails.
So I put it in a mug.
I mean, and I do, I feel self-conscious that I'm like,
oh, are they gonna make fun of me for ordering this?
We run into the thing all the time where
Natalie and I, when we're dining out
and it happens with both food and beverages,
but with drinks, it'll be things like,
I will order what would,
people will assume we got the opposite thing.
So like she'll order like a dry martini
and I'll order like a chocolate chuchu and they'll come and they'll
put the drinks in front of each other and they'll be like, no, these are swapped. No, she had the
neat Scotch. I had the cowboy dick liquor or whatever. It's always like a little bit like,
I'm more likely to have the fruity tropical drink and she's more likely to have like the stiffer drink.
The pussy wagon, yeah.
To see your drink get delivered to like a children's table.
That's mine.
I love that spill-free cup, let me tell ya.
Save everyone a lot of trouble.
The pussy wagon is from Brash Brewing Company.
It is a 7% ABV Imperial IPA.
I mean, of course it's gonna be an IPA, right?
That's just like how they name IPAs.
It's the arrogant bastard or whatever the fuck.
Every pussy is IPA, hello.
Duh.
I love the whole hogan.
Egg slut was hard to say, but you very easily.
Well, we're in it now.
I'm gonna fuck it down.
No, I know, I love it.
No, I'm just saying I love it, I love it.
I'm like, here we are. Pussy wagon. We got you, we got, it now. I'm gonna fuck it down. No, I know, I love it. No, I'm just saying I love it.
I love it.
I'm like, here we are.
Pussy wagon.
We got you, we got so now you guys do like the name.
I don't like it more than that.
I'm a boy boy with it.
I'm a boy boy with it.
I'm into it.
All right, there you go.
I'm into it too.
That was my only goal from the beginning
to make you guys want to like the name.
I don't like how much he's saying pussy wagon now,
but everything else.
I'm trying not for size.
Pussy wagon.
See?
That's pretty good.
I was thinking though, so when you said juicy,
I thought you were going to say juicy pussy.
But then you said pussy, so I was like,
well, like it would have been better together.
What is juicy pussy?
I don't know.
What are the other concepts?
Don't make sense together.
It's an IPA. It's an IPA.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Christ almighty.
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Thank you so much for being here.
This is an absolute treat.
So fun.
Thank you for talking about egg slut and thank you for giving us so much of your time.
Um, anything you'd like to plug?
Um, I don't think so. We've been on strike.
Uh, yeah, just to...
You can follow me on Instagram at Ryze-Alysea,
which I'm sure will be spelled properly on... or tagged on some posts.
Um, and come watch shows and whatever else pops off.
I feel like this is a terrible.
You're doing great.
I don't know.
There's nothing.
I feel like there's like nothing really going on.
Watch my basketball games, my Intermural League.
And people learn LA.
Where can they see you perform?
Oh, UCB.
I, yeah, I'm the artistic director there.
So you can see me there working them streets or the stage.
And I also perform monthly with Spanish Jackie Presents. can see me there working them streets or the stage.
And I also perform monthly with Spanish Jackie Presents and we share the slot with Search History,
which I think you did one time with them.
Yeah, and we do also Ask Cat, but in Spanglish
called Cologato, our next one is February 25th at UCB,
I don't know if that's,
Gabriel's House, Waterland, we got a bunch of Zeke,
bunch of people that don't, Branding Gardner,
that don't speak, I mean, they're not Latino native speakers and they do ask out with us in Spanish because they speak it so that's pretty cool
I think a lot of Spanish I keep presents has been on dough boys. Yeah, give us a cast real quick. Yeah, it's um
Oscar Montoya love him Carlos. Yeah Carlos Santos and
Tony Rodriguez, so yeah, the whole whole crew been on Doe Boys. Check out that team.
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
And hey, that'll do it for this episode of Doe Boys.
Until next time, for The Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell,
I'm Nick Weigher, happy eating.
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