Doughboys - Munch Madness: Taco Bell Round 3 with Toni Charline Ramos
Episode Date: March 14, 2024Toni Charline Ramos (@tonicharline) joins the 'boys to talk Christmas movies and Tacogate before reviewing the Goop 3 region of For Whom the Bell Doughs: Munch Madness 2024: The Tournament of... Chompions IX: Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell!Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Ring the bell! Come on! Go, it's the Doughboy! Doughboy Doughboy! Welcome to Doughboy's, the podcast about chain restaurants.
I'm the bean boy, Nick Weiger, along with my co-host, Timothy Shall Not Get Laid, the
spoon man, Mike Mitchell.
Sounds like our guest submitted that roast.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
First time roaster, long time listener,
and recently upgraded to the Platinum Plate Club on Patreon
to join the Dose Squad at Free Drinks on Dose Squad.
Hi Free Drinks, this roast sucks,
so it's the opposite of your podcast.
Thanks for years and years of laughs.
Can't wait for the final episode with Trump.
Kyle, PS, vanilla is a flavor,
mild sauce is the elite Taco Bell sauce,
and cupcakes are not pie, roastedbirdfuck.com.
Which one is the elite Taco Bell sauce?
Mild, mild sauce.
There were a couple people who did support me on mild.
I can stand heat, but I got roasted quite a bit
for saying mild was the best, you know, whatever.
I used to love hot, and I could deal with fire, but then I moved down to Mile
and I'm very happy with Mile,
and he has a good taste to it.
We're at no judgment, wherever you're content to be
with your level of your heat threshold.
Long time listener and new to the Patreon.
Okay, interesting.
Took us a good-
Free loading for a time.
We just got a seven year cake for the Patreon.
So he had seven years into the Patreon, he did it.
So he just joined the Patreon or he upgraded?
Oh, he upgraded to Platinum Play Club?
That's what it says, yeah.
I don't know what he upgraded from.
Still mad about it.
Still mad.
This is like when I got mad at you for my Mexican pizza
and it backfired.
I'm cranky today.
I'm a little bit cranky.
That didn't sound like you.
No, I was excited for the episode.
First of all, I wanna say,
my sister is receiving the Abigail Adams Award in Quincy.
You mentioned this, yeah.
My sister Courtney, I love her.
Congratulations, I'm proud of you.
I think it's great. Congrats, Courtney.
And I'm getting the Scott Adams Award
for a guy who thinks the most like him,
that's what the award is.
Gotta tweet out some shirtless photos,
be like Scott Adams.
I can't do that.
I got Dogbert here in the studio with me, Jimmy.
Let's not call Jimmy Dogbert.
Jimmy's a bit like Dogbert.
Jimmy's nothing like Dogbert.
It would be cute to get Jimmy a little tie and glasses.
She works with us, which Dogbert like works with us.
It's true.my has a job.
The working girl.
He sure is.
Speaking of Jemmy, you know what was on last night?
What's that?
Chris Rock's nightmare, Gemini Man.
Two Will Smiths.
Two Will Smiths.
You said, guess what it was on last night,
I was gonna say Gemini Man, so I'm glad it's what it was.
Yes. Yeah.
Chris Rock's nightmare.
Yeah.
You think that you ever used to like-
Two Will Smiths and 120 FPS.
That's so much Will Smith.
It's a lot of Will Smith.
Yeah.
Can I do an impression of Chris Rock?
Please.
Can you?
No, I think now is the time for you
to do an impression of Chris Rock.
Also, if you want to also sing the song
you were singing before we recorded.
I may be saying remix to ignition. Also, if you want to also sing the song you were singing before we recorded.
I may be saying remix to ignition, not thinking about it.
Uh, I guess I can't.
I can't. Can you? Can I not?
You can't do it.
I mean, like I'm not doing I'm doing an impression.
I'm not pulling a Jimmy Fallon.
Yes, right. Yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to do it.
OK, Mitch, if you don't pulling a Jimmy Fallon. Yes, right, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna do it, actually.
Mitch, if you don't wanna do your impression.
Yes.
I certainly have an impression I can do.
Some people are calling the breakout podcast
character of 2024.
I debuted this on Tuesday behind the paywall
on Doughboy's Double.
Of course, Austin Butler plays Fowld Ratha, Harkonnen,
in Dune II, and Elvis in Elvis.
So naturally-
No one is calling this a breakout impression.
Naturally I give you my new character, Elvis Harkonnen.
Priscilla baby, Colonel Tom is soaking in black goo.
Wait, you already did that line.
Killed a couple of bald slave girls, I'm scared, Scylla.
I did the black Youthing off pod.
This is the type of impression where you do it
and I can't even look at you.
My Chris Rock, which was edited out of the episode,
by the way, you can at least look me in the eyes
as I did it and see my career end.
Emma, let's hit him with a drop. in the eyes as I did it and. That's good. Vampire.
I also, you get, and Mitch, I came in loaded with this
because the note you gave me on Tuesday,
I think it was a good one,
is that I should incorporate
some of my famous song parodies
into the Elvis Harkonnen impression.
So I actually have one locked and loaded
if we wanna do this real quick.
Okay, here we go.
I got it.
You look like a Fremen. Oh it. You look like a Fremen.
You look like a Fremen.
Send walk like a Fremen.
Walk like a Fremen.
Talk like a Fremen.
But I got wise.
Yours and they are in disguise.
Yes, you are.
Send they are in disguise.
I like that one.
Thank you. Thank you. I like that one. Thank you.
Thank you.
I've said this before, but.
Thank you very much.
When he's doing impressions, it sounds like when you go to,
like, a fifth grade talent show and the kid sounds nervous
kind of doing it.
Like, you go like, you can hear their voice shaking.
I think it's great.
I think it's a, look.
There's no.
They're working on it.
There's no other, we got no other.
You're doing the work of the pod.
You're doing the work of the pod.
You're putting the hours in.
We're both putting the hours in.
There were two Mexican pizzas today.
Yeah.
And you had something that I looked over and it was housed.
Yeah.
And I was like, I wanted more of it.
And I was like, being, I was like, faux getting mad.
But I was also trying to get myself mad.
I was pissed off.
Look, today just is a disaster for many reasons.
It could also be the people that are here.
We'll get to that.
It could be multiple.
Sure, yeah.
It could be multiple things.
But also, something I did to a friend
who's a guest here today is very interesting.
We'll get into that.
But to clarify the Mexican pizza thing,
there was an extra Mexican pizza in the order.
And I was like, is anyone gonna eat this?
And you were like, that's kind of mangled.
But then you very kindly offered,
you can have some of mine.
And you didn't realize I was okay eating the mangled one.
So I took the mangled, I was like, thanks Mitch, but I took the mangled one and then ate it in its entirety.
And then you saw, you were like, you ate the whole thing?
Thinking I'd eaten the rest of yours that you'd offered.
Yes.
But that was untouched.
And here's the truth of it is I didn't even want more of it.
I was just in such a cranky mood.
This is me admitting this.
This isn't always the case.
Yeah.
But I was in such a bad mood, I wanted to just get mad.
Yeah, that's, look, this is classic Mitch.
No, it's not classic Mitch.
That's what I'm saying.
Hold on, I'm going to text you something.
I think this is going to shake you out of this mood.
Wait, our buddy.
You're giving me a hog pick, finally?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Your buddy who, your.
Clear some space on your phone.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, our ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait, did I do it the wrong way? Fuck. Doesn't matter, it works either way.
It works either way.
42 by 11, what would it be?
I don't know if you're citing a specific dimension.
I would say 8 by 11, which is kind of like the paper.
Like a paper, yeah, yeah, yeah.
8 by 42 still works.
All right, great, it works.
Sims had a pitch for Arnold Elves Harkonnen.
I think this is a way you could be incorporated into the bit.
You can be Colonel Tom Harkonnen.
This was good.
Wait, hold on.
I'll send you this, but I texted this to you.
Do you have your phone?
Yeah.
Okay, so you be Colonel Tom.
I'll do the Bautista part.
The Emperor will never accept Elvis Harkonnen as my heir.
But Colonel Tom, he's white. Oh. The Emperor will never accept Elvis Harkonnen as my heir.
But Colonel Tom, he's white.
Oh, he's white?
I don't even know how it goes in the movie.
That was good.
He's white? Yeah, that's...
I mean, his voice is insane. He doesn't sound southern.
No, he doesn't. He's kind of got a weird Dutch accent
But it's not exactly that
A great performance by Tommy. I mean I did I love it was a delight
I love Elvis good performance is never and I love doing part two play your drop Emma hit me with a drop Drop. Howdy ho! Howdy ho! Howdy ho! Well there ain't no time to wonder why we're all gonna die.
What?
What?
I like that one.
I mean, I did like it too, but what were they spelling?
Were they spelling Woodstock?
I don't know.
I think so.
It says Woodstock-inspired drop.
I am not sure if the... I couldn't hear the first letter that they spelled Woodstock? I don't know. I think so. It says Woodstock-inspired drop. I am not sure if the,
I couldn't hear the first letter that they spelled.
The only reason I said Woodstock
is because it says Woodstock-inspired.
Can you start, can you play the first part of M?
I think you might say F.
I think that might be spelling fuck.
I think it might be F-U-C-K.
Oh.
Oh, this must've been a thing that happened at Woodstock
because they got the crowd to spell out fuck.
Yeah.
Very edgy.
Those wild 60s, those radicals.
Grew up to vote for Reagan.
Yeah.
Yeah, interesting.
Everyone who's been like, we're hippies, man, since then,
they all turned into yuppies.
Yeah.
There's a few people who stood by it.
Yeah, for sure.
There are.
Some people don't eat meat their whole lives.
Hi, doughboys.
I was inspired to make this drop based on the segment
of the 1970 Woodstock documentary where Country Joe
and the fish do a call and response with the audience.
All right, so it was Country Joe.
We should look up what's happened with Country Joe.
I'm sure there's like an article about how he like
endorses Trump or something. Yeah, has a song that's happened with Country Joe. I'm sure there's like an article about how he like endorses Trump or something.
Yeah, has a song that's anti-vax.
Yeah.
That seems to be a very common thing.
I love the show.
Listening helped distract me from my intense fear
of flying while visiting family during the holidays.
Best Kevin.
Thanks, Kevin.
Wow, thanks, Kevin.
Thank you, Kevin.
That was a good drop.
We got to introduce our guest.
Yeah, to our friend.
Returning to the show, our good friend Tony Charlene Ramos.
Tony, thank you so much for being here. What a treat. Oh, a pleasure that was a good drop. We gotta introduce our guest. Returning to the show, our good friend Tony Charlene Ramos.
Tony, thank you so much for being here, what a treat.
Oh, a pleasure, always a pleasure.
Thank you so much for having me.
We're excited to have you here.
Henry Cho is still alive, he was born 1942.
Now before we say that he's been very,
he's turned right wing or something,
which again is a common pattern,
do we have any evidence of that?
Because it's possible he stuck to his principles.
Personal life.
While he's looking that up, Tony,
someone on the text thread,
I can't remember if it was Emma or Amelia,
referred to you as TCR.
And I was like, that sounds cool as hell.
Do you ever go by TCR?
I don't, but feel free.
Yeah, TCR.
Do you have good initials?
Oh my gosh, thank you.
You really do.
I appreciate that. You do have good initials? Oh my gosh, thank you. You really do. I appreciate that.
You do have good initials.
Here's the deal.
I think that maybe he's,
Country Joe lives in Berkeley, California.
So he's probably still just a granola, you know.
He sounds a little, he sounds a little, yeah.
Authentic hippie.
You play hacky sack?
No, I never played hacky sack, did you?
Never.
No, I mean, I messed with it a little bit.
It's just hard.
Yeah.
It is hard. I played a little bit when it, I mean, when it, I did you? Never. No, I mean, I messed with it a little bit. It's just hard. Yeah. It is hard.
I played a little bit when it,
I mean, when I did play a little bit when I first,
when it was a big popularity, we were,
you're a couple of years younger than I saw it,
but you probably had that crossover of,
remember when it just became a popular thing
and we were like, maybe in middle school?
Yeah, I think my Alpha brother Nate was into it.
I think it kind of hit him at the right age.
He was like, he's probably good as hell at it.
Of course, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm curious about,
because I wanted to ask you about Doom Part II.
Unfortunately, you haven't seen it yet.
I have, yes, I see it.
I really want to hear your opinion,
so send us a text when you actually see it,
because I know you're a big Trekkie.
Okay.
And are you like, do you like science fiction in general,
or is Trek really like your thing?
It's funny that you say this.
I don't think I would, I think by proximity, I am a fan.
You've absorbed a lot of it because,
of course our buddy Drew is your partner.
Yes, I've been on the cruises.
It's constantly going on in our house,
paid to get pictures with the people.
The rocks.
So.
I like it a lot.
It's also funny for a guy who works in that world.
And I have my same things too where like,
I would go and pay to see Dave Matthews or something,
get his autograph, but it's just funny when that happens.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People are always like, oh yeah, people who do entertainment stuff
are big fans of other things like that.
It's great. Yeah.
Did I tell you about Brett Spiner, like,
knowing that we were from Los Feliz?
You might have said that, but I can't remember if you said it in the pod.
We were like in line on the cruise ship, the Star Trek cruise ship.
Yeah. And like you go and you wait your turn.
And they can play the show. Sorry. And like you go and you wait your turn and they can finish your side.
Red Spiner, we played Data.
I mean, this must have been funny
for you to witness at all.
Yes.
Was the boat like sitting low in the water
with all those tricky fucking...
No, no, but I tell you what.
Like a doughboy's cruise.
Yeah.
We couldn't really leave the port.
No, it was great.
A lot of mother-son combos.
But anyways, we are waiting and we're next in line
and he's like, let me guess, you're from Los Feliz?
And we were like, which we at that time lived there.
It was shocking.
It was impressive.
Did you figure out how he clocked you?
No, I have no idea.
No idea.
Was he doing that to everyone in line?
That's a great question.
I don't think so.
I think he guessed everyone right in line.
Yeah, because if that's maybe his superpower.
Wow.
That'd be really cool.
Very data-like.
Very data-like.
But to answer your question, I don't know.
There we go.
He just got on the couch.
Hi, Jemmy.
That was very delicate. So gentle, so gentle.
She's leaving an extra seat between me and her.
That's fine.
Yeah, she's not sleeping.
She's pulling a Forrest Gump on you.
Seat's taken.
Oh.
Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna tell them. Just take it. She does not like you as much as me, it turns out.
Aw.
No, it's you.
You think?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure at this point.
I mean, she's looking at-
She sees you as like a big dog.
I mean, that is a possibility.
I'm not a dog yet.
She's like, well, why are you just a little robot?
One of the old Disney movies
where the guy turns into a dog, Shaggy Dog?
Shaggy Dog, yeah.
Shaggy Dog, yeah.
Yeah.
Bring him back.
They remade it with Tim Allen, I think. Yeah.
Bring him back, bring him back.
Bring him back.
I don't think he ever left.
Yeah.
Allen, no, he will just make sitcoms until the day we die.
Do you guys watch Christmas movies,
like at Christmas time?
I mean.
Yeah, definitely.
When you say that, we watched the,
what was it, the, oh, Jingle All the Way, part two.
Yeah, we watched the sequel to Jingle All the Way
with Larry the Cable Guy.
It was awful.
It was really bad.
Instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
it's Larry the Cable Guy?
Yeah, they remade it, or didn't even remake it.
It's like a sequel, and it's 15 years later, or whatever.
And it's like, yeah, it's him trying to find,
and he's competing with,
because it's not this in the original movie.
It's him, and he's estranged from his family,
but he like, there's not like a the original movie. It's him and he's estranged from his family, but he, like, it's not, there's not, like, a cuckoldry angle.
But here it's, like, Larry the Cable Guy,
a new guy's, like, banging his wife.
And so they're both competing for a toy for their kid,
for his kid.
We were watching together and when it's revealed
there's no cuckold angle, you have a, like, aw!
Yeah.
It's gonna take me forever to calm.
There's no cuckold angle. You're like, aw.
Yeah.
It's going to take me forever to come.
Oh.
Not me.
As soon as you heard that, you're like, finally.
Pew.
Wait, but isn't Phil Hartman like the neighbor
who's trying to hook up with Arnold?
Yeah, OK.
That's OK.
You're right.
You're right.
That element does exist, that he's like kind of lusty towards Rita Willsett. OK. But it's unrequited. Yes, yes, that's okay. You're right. You're right there that that element does exist that he's like kind of lusty towards Rita
Wilson, okay, but it's unrequited. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, but he's trying to move in
Yeah, anyways, one of my favorite Christmas movies is a Santa Claus
Santa Claus is great. That's yeah, that's and that's why I said speaking of which but Tim Allen is not in jingle
The way but he is in Santa Claus the old deal. Yeah, the Disney shitty fucking movies
But what was jingle All the Way Disney?
I actually don't remember what the studio was.
The sequel was on Disney+.
It was a Disney+, yeah.
Do you like Mitch because he reminds you
of the midpoint in Santa Claus?
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That is why I gravitated towards Mitch.
You're kind of like the midpoint of the Santa Claus movie.
I have to get a stress test when I go to a cardiologist,
and I was thinking of the Santa Claus scene
where he's like on the treadmill and like...
Are we going to cardiologists or the Church of Scientology? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We had a fancy K-tie back in the day. And this was during our religious month,
and it was on the Patreon.
October blessed.
Yes, that's right.
So we went there and we did the brunch.
We've talked about it.
People can look up the episode.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
It was wild.
Yeah, it was wild.
I bet.
Wildly delicious?
Wildly delicious.
We had a blast.
The guy was telling me he was going to text me
as we were running out the door.
It was wild.
It was crazy. We'll talk about that after but
Wags I didn't get barely any sleep last night. I'm sorry, buddy. I got but I did get a new CPAP mask yesterday
Oh, that's nice, but
On our last munch Matt. Well, actually when our Emily Oshida episode, he's just he's watching
I'm listening, but I just tell me it was a little distracted but keep going she was cleaning herself yeah so you that's
immediately you immediately started to watch her cleaning herself which also
give her some privacy
on Emily Emily Yoshida episode I said I was up till 5 a.m. Took Wally to the emergency event.
He's doing great.
Oh my gosh.
But I was very nervous.
And I said that I had an MJ flu game that day.
Yeah.
And I think I might need to have another MJ flu game.
People kind of-
You have it in you.
People got upset when I said MJ flu game.
And I just want to clarify, I meant Michael Jackson.
Not Jordan.
People got upset?
I mean, they were just like, what do you mean, MJ?
What is that?
I'm sorry, I don't know what any of that, or some of it.
Michael Jordan, famously in the NBA Finals, he was very ill.
Like extremely, like high fever, vomiting, and had, and played the game anyway,
and had an amazing game, like a series deciding game for the Chicago Bulls.
And then later on, I don't know if you heard
of this documentary, The Last Dance,
that came out during pandemic, and it was a big thing.
In that he revealed that actually what was the,
quote unquote, flu game was actually a food poisoning game
that he'd ordered a pizza previous night.
And then he had like, just like his whole body was wrecked.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
And so that was the equivalent of me podcasting.
Hey, howdy ho.
Whew.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Crim.
Uh.
Crim means come.
Things like that, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
I'm gonna have to have another one today.
I'm feeling insane.
You're doing, I didn't, Mitch, I did,
you don't feel off from my, where I'm sitting.
You seem like you're on your game, so I think you have it in you.
Then we get in here.
Yeah.
There's a wall full of flies.
There's a burger cake.
There's no sauce packets.
The burger cake, let's just not lump that in
with the wall full of flies and the lack of sauce packets.
That was a lovely thing that our friend Sam at Patreon
got for us.
It was not a negative.
I just felt overwhelmed.
Yeah.
I felt crazy. It was sensory a negative. I just felt overwhelmed. I felt crazy.
I was sensory overwhelmed.
Fucking burger cake in here?
I can't deal with that.
I can't deal with that.
And we should get to,
I think we should get to an elimination.
I mean, I think we should get to one of our things
right off the bat.
We absolutely need to get things quickly, yes.
All right, let's do one with that.
But you were gonna,
I thought you were going somewhere with that.
That was the entire thought?
I was just gonna say, then after all that,
our friend Tony has never eaten meat in her entire life.
That's right.
I have never eaten beef before.
Right.
Lifelong vegetarian.
Lifelong vegetarian.
Now she's at least eaten some of it
because of my fuck up.
Look, a lot is going wrong in this tournament.
Much has gone awry so far in fact
I think this is maybe a nice transition point to get into it. Yes
It's a fucking mess the tournaments of fucking it's been a mess. It's been a mess and to hear how we got here
Let's first hear a recap of the group stages. I mean goop stages from our ad Chad killmonger Killian Walsh Wow
Hello, dear doughboys Killian thejad here with a ramekin of
non-specific breakfast sauce and an ice cold Baja Blast, ready to recount the tournament
shopping so far. Last week on the main feed, Carl Tart and Mitch and Weiger had a Baja Blast,
with the mass market limeade varietal and Baja Blast freeze advancing from the drinks group,
and nacho cheese, Doritos Locos, Taco Supreme, and Spicy Potato Soft Taco moving on from the drinks group and nacho cheese, Doritos Locos, Taco Supreme and Spicy Potato Soft Taco moving
on from the taco group.
Of course, they forgot to include several items clearly
listed in the taco section of the menu because the doughboys
always invent new ways to make the tournament a perennial
train wreck.
Amy Schumer move over.
Then this past Tuesday on the doughboys double Lamar Woods
and the boys advanced bean burrito and beefy five layer burrito from the burrito group and pintos and cheese and cinnamon
twists and I guess also cheesy fiesta potatoes from the sides and sweets
group. Of course this time they forgot to determine the sour cream of the crop but
in their defense who gives a shit? We also got the Lamar Woods rule which is that the
tournament winner will go to Austin Butler to shake him out of character.
Let's see if they forget that rule, too.
It's anyone's game when the tournament is on and you'd better put your sauce bib on. Back to you, Tony and the Doughboys.
Wow. Wow, thanks, Killian.
Tony! Oh, I felt... Wow.
Yeah. He means me, right?
Yeah, he means you.
I felt... That felt cool. I knew you were doing the app.
Oh, I didn't know.
Thanks, Killian.
That was great.
Thank you, Killian.
That was great.
Yeah, a lot has gone wrong.
I think we're going to get back on track this week, but just to recap, last week with Carl,
we had a bit of a snafu that Killian referenced, which was the taco group had a few signature
items left out of the category.
Yeah, yeah. which was the taco group had a few signature items left out of the category. Category of course was decided
by Commissioner Evan Susser.
And some are calling the scandal Taco Gate.
Well, to address Taco Gate,
we have brought in an independent council
to launch an investigation.
We promised to have an update on Tuesday's episode
with Lamar Woods.
And I thought we should introduce this independent council.
Please welcome in our friend, Matt Kowalick.
Whoa.
Wow, Kowalick, K-Wall.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, a pleasure.
You were the reference when I was saying
another reason I might be having a bad day
was you being here.
Sure, I got that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, buddy, we give you a hard time.
Yeah, we give you a hard time. Yeah, we give you a hard time.
We're very happy that you're here.
Thank you very much for doing this.
It's my pleasure.
The integrity of this tournament is very important to me,
to you guys, to the listeners,
the good people at Taco Bell.
Of course, yeah.
Yes, yes, it's very important.
You know what, we take it wise, we take it seriously.
Yeah, we do, you know, and we kind of,
obviously you're a little bit of a punchline
in the podcast sometimes, but you know.
Hey, all in good fun.
But hey, for a moment we need to get serious.
Okay.
I'd like to read from a prepared statement.
Oh wow, okay.
So, sorry I'm a little worked up.
The omission of some of Taco Bell's signature items
by Commissioner Susser was an oversight
that must be rectified, and we need to ensure
nothing like this ever happens again.
As such, I will be working hand in hand
with Doughboy's attorney, Lev Ginsburg.
Oh wow. Wow.
Doesn't like his name to be said, but wow, okay.
We should maybe get on a call with Lev,
if I don't know if that makes sense.
I understand the ask Nick, I really do,
but for the integrity of this investigation,
we need to avoid any conflict of interest.
Right, no fair.
And speaking of which, for the duration of the inquiry,
Commissioner Susser is hereby sus-spended.
Wow, sus-sus-spended. Holy crap. Susser out.by sus-spended. Wow, sus-sus-spended.
Holy crap. Susser out.
Wow.
Without snacks.
I mean, without what?
Without snacks. Without snacks.
Wow, God, that's a death sentence.
The commissioner's out of commission.
Yeah. The commissioner's out of commission.
Well said, Tony.
It's just a formality, but for right now,
he just needs to take a little time off.
And as a fellow dad, I'm sure he'll appreciate the time with his children.
That's true. That is a good point, Kewel.
So Lev and I will quickly determine the results of our investigation,
and I will present our recommendations for the Tournament of Champions
on next week's main feed episode.
Wow. So next week, we will have some finality on this investigation. Absolutely. That's main feed episode. Wow, so next week we will have some finality
on this investigation.
Absolutely.
Wow, that's a quick turnaround.
Yeah.
A week seems like a long time actually.
Well.
To figure it out.
We gotta give him time, we gotta give him some time.
We gotta give him some time.
It's an investigation.
I'm sorry.
This is serious stuff, it probably will take
at least a week.
Okay, all right, seems like you could just.
I procrastinate a lot as well, so.
Okay. It's gonna take a little while. All right, je right. It seems like you could just. I procrastinate a lot as well, so.
It's gonna take a little while, all right?
I just wanna say that I appreciate you
changing out of your annoyed costume
to get into something a little more regular
to be here with us.
Yeah, you showed up in your annoyed costume.
Yeah, and I'm sure you got changed back into it
before you leave.
You look great today.
Thank you.
Really well put together.
You always look great.
Isn't this casual?
So in the meantime, as we discussed before the record,
today you will redo the taco group, or goop,
to have the forgotten entries, the Chalupa Supreme,
the Cheesy Gordita Crunch,
and Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch,
face off against the top two finishers.
Wow. Wow.
There's no need to re-eat everything,
although I know you two would like to.
K-Wall.
K-Wall.
K-Wall.
K-Wall.
K-Wall.
Oh, guys.
And also, since you forgot the Jen D'Angelo
Sour Cream of the Crop Award for Funniest Possible Winner
of Burritos and Sides and Sweets,
I have a quick pitch.
Black beans?
Black beans is pretty good. Black beans is good, K-Wall. Black beans? Black beans is pretty good.
Black beans is good, K-Wall.
That's good.
That's pretty good.
Oh, and of course I'll need a financial stipend for my work.
Yeah, of course.
Emma can Venmo you whatever you need.
Yeah, whatever you need, K-Wall.
Okay, great.
Well, I'll be back next week
with the conclusion of our investigation.
And right now I'm gonna go hop on a call with Lev.
Oh wow, okay. Thanks for having me guys and Tony, huge fan.
Oh my god. What a sweetie.
What a quality. Wonderful.
I feel bad it took a week.
Suss is suspended. Yeah.
Yeah, Suss is suspended. It's kind of really, you know, I'm sure it's the right thing to do.
It's just a big change for the tournament.
We just kind of always here.
Do you remember I told you that the energy you
did when you did the Elvis impersonation?
Yeah.
It's kind of the same energy Koala Cat
had while reading that statement.
The nervousness.
What do you mean, like the nervousness?
The nervousness. It was great. It like, the nervousness? It was great.
It was great.
I love him.
I think he's great.
He's great.
I'm just saying, it looks like back-to-back performances
in the fifth grade.
Yeah.
From this angle, Nick looks so happy.
He did.
He did seem very happy.
I mean, I'm happy too.
He's so happy.
While he's in here, he's got a sour cream
with black beans.
He figured out what to do about the taco group.
He figured out a fix.
This is really a, he's stepping up in a big way.
And we don't, we love the guy,
but we don't usually see this sort of effort from him.
God bless him.
Ha!
Ha!
By the way, if this was a fifth grade talent show, I'd be playing the clarinet and I'd
be fucking crushing.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
You know what?
You know what's blasting an etude.
I'll give you, I'll give you, I was a munchkin in the fifth grade Wizard of Oz production.
Yeah.
And I was a big munchkin.
And that would be your talent?
No, I mean, that was my talent.
I wasn't even in the talent show.
Were you about this size?
I think I was about this big.
I was about this big.
I was about this big. I was about this big. I was about this big. that wasn't my talent. I wasn't even in the talent show.
Were you about this size?
I was pretty much this size.
That'd be a big kid.
Oh, cute little overalls.
So, Koalik will be our independent counsel.
He's going to give us the results of his investigation.
On next week's main feed episode,
we'll find out what he recommends in the interim.
Suspended is...
Suspension.
Sus-susser. I can't even get it out
because it's so shocking.
Suspension for susser.
A suspension for susser, no snacks.
No snacks. I mean, does he have to live
by that rule at home?
I mean, I don't know how he'd enforce that,
but certainly he's not going to eat
doughboys-related snacks, yeah.
His wife's going to have one additional crier in the house.
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Alright, we gotta get into the rules for for whom the bell does much madness 2024 the tournament of champions nine dokiro talk.
Oh Bell and here are the rules the rules as decreed by the now
suspended Commissioner of the tournament of champions Evan Susser rule
number one. Everyone is here.
This is a comprehensive Taco Bell tournament
and that means every single item on the menu
is to be considered for this tournament.
That means drinks are out of the stink,
sides are on the sidelines and in the game.
Rule number two, we're spicing up the night, not the morning.
Breakfast items are excluded from the tournament.
This is a revision to rule number one
that potentially implied every item
on the menu would be considered.
Rule number three, is Pepsi okay?
Barely.
This tournament will consider drinks exclusive to Taco Bell,
not every single soda or beverage offered.
The one exception will be Pepsi,
as Pepsi is the flagship drink of young brands
previously owned by PepsiCo.
It will be considered in the tournament Addendum A.
Within weeks of this tournament,
it seems Baja Blast may now be offered in grocery stores,
which complicates this rule.
Baja Blast is obviously included.
Killian had a Baja Blast in can form.
I know.
But doing his recap.
I know, that's kind of what's up.
We'll see if it affects Baja Blast in can form. I know. Doing his recap. I know, that's kind of what it's done. We'll see what affects Baja Blast's potential ascension.
Killian didn't have to, you know,
like bring attention to it more, I guess.
But also, I kind of,
I could go for an ice cold Taco Bell Pepsi right now.
Yeah, that Pepsi was hitting.
Rule number four, yum, yum, yum, yum,
say like bum, bum, bum, bum.
How did this end up going?
We don't, oh, yum, yum, yum. Right, it was like the dun, dun, dun thing.
I gotta just change how this is written
because it doesn't make any sense.
Sus.
Dun, dun, dun.
I think that's how we decided it would be spelled.
No one writes, you know, like, dun, dun, dun.
No one writes dun, dun, dun as bum, bum, bum.
Yeah.
B-U-M-B-U-M-B-U-M.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
An extra one.
An extra bum. Fourth bum. Four bums. Fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, combination taco bellies, there will be a Young Brands All-Star category in this tournament. That category will include Pizza Hut Pizza,
KFC Chicken, and more.
We'll see when that comes up.
Rule number five, by any beans necessary,
any meat or veggie protein is valid on any item.
In full disclosure, I will admit I do not like this rule.
This is Susser talking.
I believe beef, chicken, and so on
should have all been evaluated separately,
but the tournament steering committee insisted on it.
And you know what? By insisting on it,
we allowed our guests to be a part of this.
So, you know, that's maybe something else that we should take into account when
we're evaluating such a performance. Rule number six, if
it's seasonal, it's unreasonable. This tournament
will be the Taco Bell menu as constituted February 1st 2024
any new seasonal items that have been or will be introduced
since are not eligible. Rule number seven, the spice is not
right. Evan Saucer's Sauce Boss Royal Rumblies match was
unsanctioned and there to be no tournament ramifications based on the results guess Mitch and
Weiger can use any sauces they desire in the tournament listeners unfortunately
must abide by the results of the match and can only use the sauce Queen hot
sauce so if you're out there you're listening to the podcast and you're
eating along with us remember the rule for listeners is hot sauce only wasn't an
issue today I'll say that I have a eight, I have a cream. For each
group stage, the selection committee may but are not required to pick a sour cream of the
crop winner for the funniest plausible winner of a round. This rule was established by Jen
D'Angelo in the Royal Rumblies match and is a revision of the previous rule that there
are no ramifications from that event. Jen D'Angelo probably does not appreciate that
her name comes so close to I have a cream. Rule number nine, for the end of the list,
a twist. This year, Commissioner Evan Susser is invoking the right
to use three commissioner cinnamon twists,
whatever he sees fit, to increase the excitement
of this otherwise tired food tournament format.
We know in one twist won't be being used
between now and next week's episode because he's suspended.
He's suspended, no twists.
Yeah, no twists.
Well, that's a twist in and of itself.
Yeah, I guess so, but it doesn't count
as one of his twists to be correct.
That's right, it does not count as one of his three commissioner twists.
It would be funny just like to be at the back of Mount Rock's room and be like,
fucking Lincoln's got a huge dumper on him.
You know?
It's a nice ass dumper.
Why does he have a huge crack?
Hahaha!
He's got that big chair in the monument.
Okay, so...
He's fucking... He's shitting his brain.'s he's he's shitting Lincoln logs into that
Just need a big chair to support his
Same with some sort of outhouse
Okay, so today there are the final goop stages and we're determining the top two items of the two remaining groups or goops.
The Quesadillas Nachos and Bowls group
and the Specialties group.
But first, as per independent council,
Koalik, we will be redoing the taco group
to include the top two items from last week.
So that includes five items,
the Chalupa Supreme, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch,
and the Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch Nacho Cheese.
That was what was forgotten
when we did tacos the first time,
versus the current group stage winners,
the nacho cheese Doritos Locos Taco Supreme,
and the spicy potato soft taco.
Toni, going in, any biases, any of these regular items
for your Taco Bell orders?
Well, okay.
You threw so much shit at her and then,
and then after that, I mean, I feel like dizzy
from everything that you said.
I can, I mean, I can not read all the rules of the future if that helps. Yeah, no shit. And then I feel like dizzy from everything that you said.
I mean, I can not read all the rules of the future
if that helps.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, no shit.
Oh.
I will say it washed over me
and so we'll just kind of guide from there.
Great.
But it's good to be known.
Any of these regular things for me.
Yeah, of the Chalupa Supreme, Cheesy Gordita Crunch,
Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch,
the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco Supreme,
or the Spicy Potato Soft Taco,
because those are the five we will be
picking the top two of for tacos.
I love a potato soft taco.
Yeah, me too.
So good, it's a regular.
Great.
I like a Chalupa, here's how I usually get my Chalupas.
Beans instead of meat, and I like the refried beans. Here's how I usually get my chalupas. Beans instead of meat.
And I like the refried beans instead of the black beans.
Yeah, it's black beans are by default.
But I do think the refried beans hit in a lot of these.
Yeah, they used to take the black beans out.
And they kind of got them back in.
Anyways, I do refried beans, add jalapenos.
Oh, that's fun.
And I don't do sour cream.
Ooh, that sounds good.
And adding jalapenos is a smart fix.
Because my understanding is that you are a bit of a heat seeker.
I'm a heat seeker, yes.
I'm a bit of a heat seeker.
It's lovely.
I just want to say every time I've been around the Lincoln Memorial, it kind of stinks like
shit.
I just want to say that.
And one time I did hear a flushing sound and then the reflecting pond swiveled down to
nothing.
Damn.
I just wanna say that's, I've seen this.
You're just now saying this?
Man.
It was like, they were talking about on Rogan,
they were talking about like,
a Rogan clip came up in my YouTube feed.
Yeah, sure.
Based on the videos you like to watch.
I got the Scott Adams award.
I do your QAnon entry. And on the videos you like to watch. I got the Scott Adams award. Do your QAnon entry.
And there's some like, what is the Bohemian Grove?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were talking about how it's like Alex Jones is like,
I got videotape from Bohemian Grove.
And then they were showing some sort of ceremony there.
Well, that's the kind of thing where I, when that shit is coming up and people are saying like,
this is all conspiracy, I'm like, yeah,
that's fucking insane.
That like there's like a summer camp
for the rich and powerful.
And it's also Republicans that go to it.
It's Republicans, but it's also like,
it's power brokers from all sectors.
Sure, sure, sure.
There's powerful Democrats who go to it too, and CEOs and shit.
It's fucking weird.
Sounds like you should have been on this episode with Alex Jones and...
It's weird that like...
It's weird that like Bob Iger and like Henry Kissinger show up
and have like a campfire and like wear loincloths and shit.
It's like, that's insane.
It's very strange that that exists in our world.
We're gonna do a live show there.
Hahaha! The Doe Boys need to get on Bohemian Grove.
I think it would be a blast.
Yeah, I'd be down.
Yeah, all right, we're in.
See what's going on up there.
Yeah, wear a robe.
It'll be a fun weekend.
Hey, we've been to the island.
Let's go to the Grove.
Anyways, I'm just saying you can say shit
like Lincoln is taking a shit at the Lincoln Memorial.
Right.
And now, and people a
Lot of people a lot of our listeners will believe that I make it clear that I did I did witness a lot of that stuff
And then a lot of our listeners will think that you actually think that you did which is another layer to it
I think Mitch actually thinks that the Lincoln's taking a shit. Yeah, I think everyone thinks I'm a fucking idiot
And I can thank you
They are wrong I get news bloopers on my like feed
Dee Dee mega Doo Doo was,
it was like, I think, sadly somebody died
and it was, they were like,
Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo.
I'm opening my YouTube to see what,
how to get hired by Elon Musk is one of the shorts.
Cool.
My gosh.
No Country for All Men clip.
Nothing wrong with that. Musk is one of the shorts. Cool. Oh my gosh. No Country for All Men clip.
Nothing wrong with that. And then like Diddy conspiracy videos.
Yeah.
And then Dave Portnoy video.
It is a very much right wing thing,
but to be clear, I am looking at these videos
because they fascinate me because people are insane.
Here's what I got on my algorithm.
I found the most OP weapon in Baldur's Gate 3,
model trains running at scale speed.
Oh my gosh, is that for real?
Family guy, stupid cat.
That is insane.
That's insane.
I feel like mine was inappropriate
in that I was like looking at some of this stuff.
Well, that's the thing though.
The algorithm pushes you towards,
if you click on one thing, it's just like,
well, this is designed to grab my attention.
Even if I think this is saying something insane,
I'm just curious, I'm gonna watch it.
And then all of a sudden the algorithm is like,
here's a bunch more of that.
I mean, I was scrolling down, well, here was an MJ,
how Dennis Norman made Old Bulls play or something.
But then another one was Louis CK on Paul Dano
in There Will Be Blood. There's a blood there's there's a lot of there's a lot of
There's a lot of bad stuff on mine
Speaking of which Star Wars and Harry Potter composer John Williams reveals how he came can't read the rest of it
There is more to this but like I can't the title is cut off unless I click on it and then that skews
the algorithm in and of itself.
I was conducting and I did one big swing
and whoa, oh, I came!
Great Old One Warlock versus Wall Hole and Moonrise Tower,
that's another Baldur's Gate 3 one.
And then Sopranos, Christopher Moltisanti wax Emil Kolar.
You send us a lot of Sopranos clips.
I do get a lot of Sopranos clips.
Me and the blank dough guys.
The blank dough guys?
Yeah, our friends at Blank Check,
we have a blank dough text thread that's pretty active.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
All right, we gotta-
You can wake up to 200 texts about Dune II.
And then how the last Jedi was actually good
and it's fucking bullshit and I read it
and I'm pissed off, it just sucks.
Is that with, oh no.
We can't get in, we cannot do this again.
We're not talking about Last Jedi anymore.
Unkar Plutt is in-
One of the great characters of the-
Is in Force Awakens, he's not in Last Jedi.
Yeah, he's not in Last Jedi, which is such a shame.
He's such a great character.
I love Unkar Pl-Blood.
Yeah.
What do you like about him, Gar-Blood?
I like how he says, one quarter portion.
Yeah.
I like how he says, that's mine.
I like how in the deleted scene.
But how does he say it though?
That's mine!
Yes, yes, yes!
That was Mitch when I grabbed the Mexican pizza.
Oh, that's mine! I only offered you one Mexican pizza. That's why.
I only offered you one quarter portion.
That's true.
Yeah, why did you want to be mad today?
Or why were you mad and you wanted to take it out on Weiger?
Just everything didn't seem to be going right.
I was tired.
Yeah.
Okay.
Pawelik was here.
Pawelik was here.
That was a big issue.
He was great.
He was good. That was a big issue.
He was, he was.
What would the MJ Flu game, I wanted to get into that more.
What would that look like?
Of podcasting?
No, no, no.
Oh, well, yeah, I guess I'm podcasting, but I'm saying what would the Michael Jackson Flu game be?
I think it would be that, I mean, it would be like the actual thing that happened is he got burned in that Pepsi commercial, right?
Yeah, I guess that's it.
So it'd be like if the next day he went out and he did a concert and he like the next day
He did the Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah, I'm crushed it. Yeah, like that's like kind of what the equivalent would be
I thought I was like I have the flu children come in, you know, snuggle me or something. Oh god. Damn it
You wanted to circle back to that?
You were sitting on that you wanted to circle back to that? You were sitting on that and you wanted to circle back to it.
We're editing.
This is going to be the most heavily edited episode.
Kill me.
So far, the episode, what is our runtime right now?
We're only at 10 minutes.
Chalupa Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch Crunch, Doritos cheesy Gordita Crunch,
nacho cheese Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme,
spicy potato soft taco.
I'm saying it for the third time to get us on track.
My top two.
Okay.
Spicy potato soft taco.
Yes.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
My top two are...
Yeah.
Wait, I thought we were going to do three, two, one.
We're going to do for other stuff. No, this round is still, we're still in the group stages. I thought we were were gonna do three, two, one. We were gonna do four other stuff.
No, this round is still, we're still in the group stages.
We were, I thought we were gonna go three, two, one,
and then say the thing versus, I thought we were gonna do,
oh my. That's the next round, Mitch.
This is such a fucking mess and a nightmare.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch and Chalupa Supreme.
Chalupa Supreme's really good, that was my number three.
And I did get it with black beans,
I'm gonna try it with refried beans. Okay.
But that's a good tip. Yeah, do yourself a favor.
Yeah.
What were your top two?
I would say the chalupa and the potato taco.
Wow, okay.
So spicy potato taco is, you know,
the red carpet is laid out for it.
Yeah.
It was both of our number ones.
Yes, I think honestly it's in automatically.
It's my last one, but.
It's your last of these.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm shocked.
Nuts, why?
Do you like potatoes?
I like the chalupa,
and I like the cheesy Gordita crunch is my favorite.
But you even like,
because to me the Doritos one is unga pachka,
and I feel like that shell is just low quality.
The Doritos ones is,
but then also if I'm comparing it
to the spicy potato taco.
But look, it doesn't matter.
I think spicy potato just gets in.
I think it's probably in.
What was your number two?
My second one would be the chalupa.
My first would be the taco, the potato taco.
Where does cheesy Gordita Crunch rank among these five?
What protein did you get?
Four, right?
Isn't it four?
Beans.
You got beans.
Oh, it is five.
It's five because the Doritos is separate, yeah.
I would say fourth maybe.
What comes in before that?
I feel like I need to have them written down.
Okay, number one for me is cheesy, gritty, to crunch.
Right, okay.
Number two for me is Chalupa Supreme.
Number three for me, oh, I forgot the Doritos Supreme.
I'm sorry, Wags, I think potato would be my last one.
I'm not trying to be.
I don't think you are.
I like of all these,
nacho cheese, Doritos, Locos, Taco Supreme,
which won the, you know, poorly constructed smaller group.
That one for me is my last place here.
I like the spicy potato taco more than at last round.
And I continue to feel like that is just like
the cream of the crop here.
I mean, it's just, that's the thing with the cheese,
the gritty crunch, wonderful menu item.
I love it.
The chalupa, same thing.
Love a chalupa, very delicious.
The spicy potato taco is something I could have every time.
Yes.
Like that's just like a, like a,
could be a staple of my order.
That's my order.
Okay.
Okay, Mitch is showing his phone to Tony.
Tony is evaluating it.
Okay, you want me to do mine now?
Yeah, please.
Okay. I'm going to say,
okay, I already said it,
but potato taco is number one.
Chalupa is number two.
Let's see, cheesy gordita crunch is number three.
Okay.
I think it might be the CGC.
You can keep going.
Doritos taco supreme is number four
and then five is Doritos cheesy gordita crunch.
The Doritos were also at the bottom of mine
and they were not in your top three.
So those are edges out, right?
Yes.
So the Doritos ones are out.
All right, so yes.
So it comes down to, are we-
The Doritos taco supreme is gone.
So are we slotting in the Chalupa Supreme
or the Cheesy Gordita Crunch?
I feel like the CGC should be in there.
For me, it's first, so that's five points.
For you, it's what?
Second. It's second.
So that's nine points. And for Tony, it's third.
And that's, so 12 points total.
Chalupa is what place for you?
Third. That's third.
So seven, and what place was it for you?
It was second? It's 11. So seven, and what place was it for you? A second?
It's 11.
So that is numbers-wise,
Cheesy Gordy the Crunch does edge it out by a point.
How do you feel about that?
Because we don't know how to be married to the numbers.
I am married to the numbers.
It edges what out?
What is it, edge out?
I'm married to the numbers here.
Okay, all right.
Like, Krumholz's wife. Good Lord. I was trying to the numbers here. Okay, all right. Like, come host his wife.
Good Lord.
I was trying to think of a way, but you know what?
After I got shit upon for my Michael Jackson flu game bit.
Shit upon, you did it to yourself.
After that, I was like, I'm not gonna go out, you know,
I'm not gonna go out on the ledge anymore.
So I just, this is, Tony, I just wanna let you know,
this is an example of how creative ideas die, is when you mock someone who go out on the ledge anymore. So I just, this is, Tony, I just want to let you know, this is an example of how creative ideas die,
is when you mock someone who goes out on a ledge.
Mock someone?
No, the writer's room needs to be a sacred place
where people can take chances.
It doesn't feel that safe in here today.
Yeah, okay.
Just it doesn't feel that safe in here today.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Making me the victim after I've made you eat beef.
For the first time.
For the first time.
Really playing that victim.
Do you think, just think, it's up to you.
Hey, King Mitch, which of these two items do you want in?
Tizzy Gordy to Cruncher to Chilupa Supreme,
what is your decree?
First, send Weigar to the Rancor is my first decree.
Fucking jam a boat in his jaw.
Yeah, right. Get out of there.
Fuck you can now, you think you can pull Luke Skywalker?
I think I could, I think I could get out smarter Rancor.
You know what, I toss you on the Jizz Band.
You could play Jizz.
You could be a Jizz Whaler.
What they call jazz in George Lucas' Star Wars.
Look, if I were to, I think it's crazy
that this is how the Chalupa's going down,
but this is the weird World Cup style that we're doing.
We can throw the Chalupa in there,
but something's gotta lose, Mitch.
Cheesy Gordita Crunching Me, of course, has to go in.
Yeah, I think so.
That is in the numbers.
Don't lie.
Yeah.
The potato taco.
What the fuck?
Someone's just calling me.
Pick it up.
I'm doing doughboys.
Who was it?
Hello?
I'm doing doughboys.
I can't.
I can't talk right now.
I'm doing doughboys. I can't talk right now. I'm doing doughboys.
They got scared.
That was that like bloop sound of like the robocalls.
I get literally like 15 robocalls a day.
I don't know what happened.
You got to just do the...
What happens when you put your phone number on Trump's list?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Do the silence one.
Everybody's coming for Mitch today.
Everybody.
You got something to say, Jemmy?
Nothing.
She stays silent, at least.
Ruff, he ate all my bones.
Ruff, he ate all my bones.
His co-host tried to clean me.
He ate all my food. His co-host tried to clean me.
All right.
Chalupa's number two for me.
It's number three for you.
Number three for me.
Wait, it's number three.
But potato tacos one for you and two for you, right?
Or is it number one?
Chalupa's number two for me.
Yes, so I Oh, okay.
So I think that, man, this is actually kind of close
because I put potato taco last,
which is how I feel.
People are gonna get mad at me.
That's how you feel, that's how you feel.
But you both put potato taco at one.
Yeah.
So that's five, five, and one.
So that's 11 points.
So it comes down to, if we're going by the numbers,
it's cheesy Gordita Crunches in.
So I think it should be in in any case, right?
Yeah, and then Chalupa.
Chalupa ties for.
Chula was your number two, and Chalupa
was your number three.
My number three.
Chalupa ties with Spicy Potato Taco, which I'd rather have,
then the two of us would rather have Spicy Potato Taco in.
Then that's how it goes.
That's how it goes.
Spicy Potato Taco advances.
I think Spicy Potato Taco wins.
Along with CGC.
Yes.
Wow.
I love it.
Oh.
Because if we're going to vote, if it's a tie
and we're going to vote, then the, how do we almost not
have cheesy corned beef crunching?
World cup style, this sucks.
This tournament is a disaster.
Shocking.
World cup style?
What the fuck?
I think it was fun in theory.
There may be some issues with the execution.
Oh yeah.
We got Koalik on the case.
Koalik's on the case.
It's all gonna get ironed out.
Let's move it moving on to quesadillas, nachos and bowls.
Now I don't love this group
and I don't think the winner is coming out of this group.
Sure, I can agree with that.
Chips and nacho cheese sauce we are doing again
because it was part of sides
but it perhaps is more naturally slotted in this group.
Can we say right now?
Yeah.
It's out.
You think it's out?
It's my number two here.
Wow.
Loaded beef nachos, nachos Bel Grande,
Power Menu Bowl, and quesadilla are your five-some.
And again, we are protein neutral here.
You had a cheese quesadilla.
Correct.
I also got a cheese quesadilla.
Nice.
My number one was actually my steak quesadilla. My number one was my cheese quesadilla. Nice. My number one was actually my steak quesadilla.
My number one was my cheese quesadilla.
My number one, are we talking nachos Bel Grande or just nachos?
Just the cup of cheese and...
There was two, there was nachos Bel Grande and then...
There was three, right?
There was two, there was...
Just the juicy...
Yeah, there was three types of nachos.
There's the loaded beef nachos, the nachos Bel Grande,
and the chips and nacho cheese sauce. Oh, okay. There was two. Just the cheesy kind. Yeah, there was three types of nachos. There's the loaded beef nachos, the nachos bell grande,
and the chips and nacho cheese sauce.
Oh, okay.
That bottom part.
Thank you.
Which is showing his phone, Tony.
Don't look at any pictures.
I'm sure.
I would say just a cheese, yeah,
cheese quesadilla is my number one.
Yeah, me too.
So that's in.
Have you ever sexed someone?
What the hell?
You grabbed the way you grabbed your phone away.
I didn't know what was happening.
Well, cause I just thought you were gonna like make fun
of whatever the notification was.
Have I ever sexed someone?
Jimmy has what I call sticky face when she's been sleeping
and her lip is stuck up on her face.
Very cute.
What is the, what?
When I asked if you ever.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
A dog was doing something cute.
What are you talking about?
You're doing a podcast, you fool.
I know, but you were, you had just asked a direct question
and I thought you were going to answer.
You zoned out, and you started looking at Jemmy.
Yeah, Jemmy's cute, all right?
She grabbed a pillow and put her head on the pillow.
That's cute as shit.
That's so cute.
It is cute.
I'm not denying that Jemmy's not a cute.
Jemmy's cute.
Jemmy's cute.
We all agree.
She's in.
Have I ever?
We got it.
Have I ever texted anyone? Yeah. Have I ever sexted anyone?
Yeah.
Does that mean like send and hog?
Whoa, I'll say send and hog, but I meant like a sexy text.
Yeah, I've like sexy texted.
Come on, everyone is as an adult, right?
Can I ask you a question?
Mm-hmm.
What exactly is sexting?
For me, it's like, what are you eating right now?
What are you eating right now? What are you eating right now?
But it's not like, because you said that and I thought,
my mind went to hog pick.
And then I was like, but then since it's not that,
it's a little bit more ambiguous than that.
It can be that, but it-
I think sexting often leads to hog picks.
Right.
So it can be like, hey, baby, looking good.
Sounds like Wags has done it before.
Hey, baby, looking good.
Are you talking with an actual baby here?
What's going on?
Or like, I am horny.
That would be like a sex.
Why did you say it like I am legend?
What are you?
What's up? I am why did you say I am legend?
Well Smith's the only guy alive he's horny um
Hmm I think like him be yeah kind of
Solicitous sort of you know yeah, what are you wearing? Here's some lube thoughts I'm going to share with you. Yeah.
Let's see where this goes.
I think fixer one by one. Ha ha ha ha man. You're a swinging bachelor in a modern age.
Yeah, I'm not judging.
I'm just curious.
Yeah, I feel like, as in everyone who's an adult,
I mean, if you're in a long-term relationship,
I don't know.
Even before that was kind of a normal thing, maybe not.
But there's also times, I don't know,
if you're talking to someone, you're like,
I don't know, I guess the talking to someone and you're like, you know, I don't know, you're a little, I don't know.
Yeah, I guess the answer is yes.
Okay, great.
I guess the answer is yes.
Okay, nice.
The answer is yes. Cool, dude.
Cool.
Casey, you saw Dune part two a second time.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen it twice now.
And what did your opinion,
how did your opinion change on the second viewing?
I still think it's incredible.
I think I picked up a little bit more
on like some story stuff that I think was bothering me
in the first one, but then on a rewatch,
I was like, okay, no, they actually took care of this.
They answered your question.
Right.
This is, I have never, I thought Casey was like
one of the more sane ones of all of us.
It's his favorite movie.
That's great. Dune II is his favorite, I'm happy for him. It's incredible. I'm happy for him. It's his favorite movie. Dune II is his favorite.
I'm happy for him.
I'm happy for him.
It's his favorite movie.
Hey, Baldur's Gate III is my favorite game.
It came out last year.
Recency bias. That can happen.
It's not just recency bias, Mitch.
Reese's bias.
Sounds delicious.
Dune II does everything that I want a movie to do.
It's got all great action, great photography.
It gets weird.
It gets horny.
It's kind of funny.
It does get horny.
All that stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've sexted once or twice.
Okay, great.
Maybe I'll send a sext today, who knows?
Yeah, send it on out to that blank check.
Taco Bell picks the double scroob chat does not count.
That's what I'm saying.
Go horny on.
I've gotten horny on on main, as they say.
Door.
Oh, is that what that means?
No, that means posting and being horny on.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
That's like a felt cute, might delete later sort of.
Yeah, like a closed trap kind of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It would be very funny for me to post,
to do a selfie and write, felt cute might delete right now.
Yeah, right, because that's like a five years ago thing.
It's five years ago, yeah.
That is fun.
I don't do too many thirst strap photos.
I do a lot of Wally and Irma pictures.
I mean, I can't look
Sexing is normal. Why did it get me so nervous? I don't know I
It is normal. I was just curious. I think that I don't like sex. I don't like phones
I condemn both I agree with you
Ruining our body with bad food cuz that's what we like that's the better way to do that in video games. Yes. Yes
Thank you. Wags. Yeah nice speaking of which mm-hmm
You're right that this is not
This isn't the premiere
Category or sucks. I hate this group cuz this is the thing. I think their nachos are bad
I think they're outright bad.
I think their chips are subpar
and they certainly don't travel well.
I don't want to eat their chips on their own.
They're kind of like just substanceless.
I was pleasantly surprised by the Power Bowl.
I don't think it's great.
Power Bowl sucked.
I hated it.
Holy shit.
I agree.
I hated it.
It was also like Power Bowl?
Yeah.
Fuck off.
All right, let's get the fuck out of there. I'm like, are you kidding me? Is it your last one? Well, no, but it is my last place one, It was also like power bowl. Yeah, fuck off
Is it your last one well no, but it is my last place one But part of it is we both got the veggie version
Right, okay, so maybe it is better with some chicken or some steak in there what also like not I got chicken
But also it's not great. Okay, and it would probably bad chipotle bowl
Yeah, it's like and it's really a reaction to chipotle
It's like oh
We got to have a bowl offering
because like whatever, mom and dad are gonna be
buying their kids some Taco Bell
and they wanna pretend to be,
they're being healthy for once
to get themselves a Power Bowl.
But you know what, that's not a meal.
It was fucking terrible.
I thought the veggies were so bad, were so subpar,
and they're disguised a little bit with,
they're within the cozy confines of a tortilla,
but on their own, you can really taste how bad they are.
That's fair. And the, just like, especially without a protein with just the beans in there, it just was not a meal.
I hate that.
I hate that guacamole.
There weren't any beans. You're right. Also, I hate their guacamole.
The guacamole is awful.
I just sexted.
You look handsome.
Can I see?
Check your phone.
You sent it to me?
Check your phone. Let me it to me? Check your phone.
Let me zoom in on this pixel.
Mitch, this is really nice.
You just texted me, just to me, you look handsome.
That's really nice.
Is that a text?
I don't know.
I'm getting horny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, I'm out. You gotta ease me in. I can't wait till he responds to that in a week out of nowhere.
Yeah.
Fuck!
Ah!
Ah!
So my-
And don't go trying to show me a picture of Nate's hog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, quesadilla is my number one.
I didn't really like any of the nachos. I take the chips and nacho cheese sauce Um, quesadilla is my number one.
I didn't really like any of the nachos. I take the chips and nacho cheese sauce
because I do like their nacho cheese sauce.
And I think that's a size I could get anytime.
So that'd be my number two.
I hate the-
The chips and the chip.
Chips and cheese, yeah.
Chips and cheese.
You make a great point.
They do not, the nachos don't travel well,
though there is something to nachos bell grounded.
That's the one in the big container, right?
That I kind of do enjoy.
More so that- It's a nostalgic item.
Yeah, I think that that is my number two.
And then chips and cheese are number three.
The nachos in like the soft box,
the double beef nachos or whatever,
that's four and then last is probably the power ball.
Even though I didn't think it was that bad.
But I agree with you that it's kind of here,
it's just kind of like an even, not that,
even the quesadilla, I'm like, that's okay, it's better.
I like the, whatever sauce they put on a quesadilla
is delicious to me.
It's like a jalapeno like type of sauce,
I think is so good. I
don't like their guacamole or what they're saying it. I would have the same
lineup as Mitch. What? Wow. No I just was shaking my head because I pulled down on
my phone and the Taco Bell app is the second in my lineup of used apps.
You've been getting a lot of Taco Bell lately. I know it it's just, I mean, it's just, it's depressing to see.
Let's see here. I have to, not to brag, but the other day,
I got $69 worth of Taco Bell.
What the fuck?
What was the price? Why?
Hungover.
I mean, I was- It was me and Drew,
it was like, I wasn't by myself,
but we over ordered.
Creamy jalapeno sauce is the specific title for that.
I think I feel good about that being number one.
I'm fine with the quesadilla making it.
I mean, of course I'm fine with the quesadilla
making it in it.
It's my number one.
I'm curious about because-
So clear number one.
As a Taco Bell guacamole skeptic,
and I am fully with you,
I think the guacamole is awful.
I don't even know what it is exactly.
Yeah.
It's just like a weird like green goo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really, it's unpleasant.
It's unpleasant.
Don't drop it on turtles.
Like the mutagen.
Yes, it looks like the freaking mutagen.
Yeah.
Don't drop it on turtles.
Are you now afraid to make fun of me
because I said all that other stuff?
Never, I'll never be afraid to make fun of you, bitch.
You could be a fucking gun in mouth.
In a dead-by-death bed.
What would you say if you had a gun in my mouth?
No, please, no, I hate that. I would never.
It would be funny if you'd be like, oh. Oh.
Oh.
Are you trying to take a bite? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha which we gotta eat. We gotta eat the burger cake.
But that's also how I show love, is I make fun of you. I know, I was joking before.
We show, it's like a thing, you show affection
by making fun of someone in a way you don't mean.
You know, it's like, it's a bonding thing.
Michael Jackson's flu game was pretty good,
but now we have to keep it in the episode because you,
look, it doesn't matter.
Was it pretty good?
No, I know that wasn't a question
But it was not it was pretty good moving on to the tournament. Okay, in all fairness did the least make sense? No
Yeah, was it just references yeah
Those family guy people love that. How dare you how dare you compare that to family guy? Yeah, no way
That's making a broadcast episode of Family Guy.
Get out of here.
That reminds me of Michael Jackson's flu game.
They show that.
Hold on a second.
Cut to.
I actually disagree.
That reminds me of MJ's flu game,
and then they show Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
You're right, Mitch, I take it back.
You're right, that could be it.
It could have been one of the worst jokes in Family Guy
history.
Anyways.
Instead, it's one of your best.
Oh my god.
I'm just so sad that we have to leave it in now.
It's gonna cut away.
I'm stoked we get to leave it in.
Dear god, it's gonna be a fucking mess.
Just like this tournament, let's move on to the next category.
Wait, no, no, no. I wanna step back for a second.
Oh shit. Quesadilla is in.
Quesadilla is in, but I'm curious because as we've established...
He wants the chips and cheese there.
Don't drop the guacamole on the turtles or a rat,
because it reminds us of the damn mutagen.
Yeah.
As a fellow guacamole skeptic,
and Mitch, I assume you don't love
the guacamole taco bell.
No, I do not.
You have, you still have nachos Bel Grande,
which has guacamole over loaded beef nachos,
which is essentially the same without guacamole.
Nacho, I don't, I don't know if nachos Bel Grande comes with guacamole over loaded beef nachos, which is essentially the same without guacamole. Nacho, I don't know if Nachos Bel Grande comes with guacamole.
Let me double check, because I could have them flipped.
It comes in the other one.
I could have them flipped.
I just remembered what that parody song was
because of this.
What is it?
And I guess that's why they call it the Ooze.
Remember I was trying to remember it?
Oh my God.
When was this from?
This is from like a month ago.
Wow.
You just remembered that?
Yes.
Let me just say this to any potential droppers out there.
If you can stitch together Mitch trying to remember
that parody song and then him thinking of the parody song
just now, that will be a drop.
So this is like a great American race thing.
You get it in first, that's the drop.
You get the drop. You get the drop.
You get the drop.
Slashing like shredder.
I don't know, I can't think of the rest of it,
but that was what it was, Wikes.
Hold on, let me bring up these nachos real quick.
I brought the pot to a fucking grinding halt once again.
Fuck, I walk it back.
I was wrong.
Loaded beef nachos are the ones with the guacamole.
Nachos Bel Grande should be in over it.
I'm fine with Nachos Bel Grande making it in.
I apologize for that.
Wow.
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All right, that brings us to one more,
which is the big one.
And as I go through my iPad here,
this is the specialties category.
This consists of the three cheese chicken flatbread melt,
the cheesy roll-up, the Crunchwrap Supreme,
the Mexican pizza, and the stacker.
And also we have the rule
from suspended commissioner Susser
if it's seasonal, it's unreasonable.
Does that apply to the cheesy chicken crispinata?
Because that is a seasonal item.
Is a stacker always on the menu?
It's not, it's kind of back
and it's not listed as an LTO item.
It is listed as just a menu item.
I kind of like the stacker.
I do like the stacker.
I like the stacker too. What did you, what protein did you get with stacker. I do like the stacker. I like the stacker, too.
What protein did you get with the stacker?
I got, I don't know if it's a protein, but I got potatoes.
Oh, you can get potatoes in the stacker.
I like that.
Yeah, it was delicious.
The texture's really nice with the stacker.
It's fun.
Can I just tell you my number one?
Please.
Cheesy roll-up.
Love a cheesy roll-up.
Is that your actual number one?
Yes.
I'm shocked.
I love the cheesy roll-up. I do love the cheesy roll-up. I can have that every Is that your actual number one? Yes. I'm shocked. I love the cheesy roll up.
I do love the cheesy roll up.
I can have that every time.
Yeah.
I'd be fine with it going in.
Look, the other stuff I like,
it's tough for me because,
all right, I'm just gonna say this.
I'm gonna talk this one out a little bit.
Okay, I love it.
I like the stacker, it's new.
I'm not sure, like if it was quesadilla versus stacker, I go stacker.
Yeah. I think the stacker has like a better, it's just as done better. I don't
know if it's cheesier. I don't know what the deal is. But it's really hard for me
to not put crunch wrap. I think it's crunch wrap and then Mexican pizza. But
those two are super close. And then like'm like, I kinda like the stacker,
maybe even over both of those,
but is that just cause it's new and I like it?
Like it's newer to me and I like it?
I don't know, but my number one is cheesy roll up.
I love the cheesy roll up.
I think it's simple and I think it's delicious.
I think it's a great little snack.
It's really good.
It's different than all the other, I mean, I like it.
It was not my number one out of this group,
but I will say, I like it better than our other group winner,
the quesadilla.
Like if it was like cheesy roll-up or quesadilla,
I'm getting a cheesy roll-up.
I mean, that's just like, first off,
it fits in with any order, like the spicy potato taco.
But then also it just like has a better ratio of ingredients.
That's a yummy little tube.
I like the cheesy roll-up.
I'd be fine with it emerging from this group.
I like where your head's going.
I'm saying, do we pull some bullshit
and say that's in in case the D is out?
I would be completely in favor of that.
Whoa.
If it creates more room for other specialties.
I mean, we're gonna fuck up the brackets and everything.
If we're, this is crazy. If we're going fuck up the brackets and everything. If we're, this is crazy.
If we're going out of different brackets, sure.
I kinda like that.
I kinda like bumping the quesadilla
in favor of the cheesy rollup
and then we create room for more specialties.
Are people gonna be mad?
Cause I think they will definitely be mad,
but I think specialties
is one of the strongest groups here. And so it feels like, for instance, just to talk about,
you know, my top three,
Mexican pizza, Crunchwrap Supreme, Cheesy Roll-Up.
Losing one of those three is a bummer
because I think those are all items
that could potentially advance,
that could potentially take the whole thing.
For me, the Crunchwrap Supreme
is a signature Taco Bell item.
That's kind of like what ushered in the new era of Taco Bell.
And I kind of would make a case,
even though I like the Mexican pizza more,
if we have to make a choice, I would vote for that over it
because I think it's more,
it more signifies what Taco Bell is all about
in the same way the cheesy gordita crunch does.
Well, the Mexican pizza was, I feel like,
what Taco Bell was about for so long.
It was, and that was what I had as a kid, a bunch,
and I fucking loved it.
I loved the Mexican pizza. I no longer like the Mexican pizza. Wow. Is was, and that was what I had as a kid, a bunch, and I fucking loved it. I loved the Mexican pizza.
I no longer like the Mexican pizza.
Wow.
Why is that?
I don't know what it is, and I wish I knew,
and I know people aren't gonna like that,
but I don't like the Mexican pizza.
I don't know if it was,
it wasn't that it was necessarily soggy,
cause I feel like I can,
I remember what it was like when it was hotter.
I just like other things better.
The sauce and like,
the whatever,
it's not chips,
but whatever that sort of like crunchiness is in there,
it's not, I'm just not into it.
I wish I could elegantly point to something other than I travel well anymore
Well, I mean that's it ever travel well, and it doesn't travel well anymore starts to disintegrate starts to disintegrate
You had an abomination also, by the way, the crunch rap is where
Tony he was never eaten beef in her life. I
Cut it in two. I did not see any meat
This is also actually kind of an issue
with the Crunchwrap Supreme.
Well, did we order a Crunchwrap Supreme
with black beans or refried beans?
We did.
Yes.
Did we not get it in the order?
No, we did.
We did.
But Mitch, Mitch very kindly was going through everything.
Although I've never seen anybody have so much trouble
getting, is this beans or is this beef?
They look similar. They're brown mush.
But it would be anything, every single thing you handed me, you'd be like, this is beans.
And I'd be like, that's beef. And you'd be like, is it? It was shocking. It was so sweet.
Again, it was so sweet, but it was fucking shocking how it's like clearly beef spilling out
of this taco and being like, that's beans.
The worst part of it is, is that with the Crunchwrap Supreme,
we ordered you a black bean Crunchwrap Supreme. So I should
have known right away. But I cut it down the middle. I did not
see any beef in it.
I agree. That one was tricky.
That was the first thing you handed me.
And I did kind of look into it.
It was only after you handed me five other things after that
that were like, this is beans.
And I was like, let me come back to this one.
There were a few mistakes in there.
It was hard to tell.
I couldn't really taste it.
And usually I can smell it
or have some sort of like, whoa, this is off.
But it was, I'm never in my life.
Well, yes, I think Emma kindly was like,
maybe it's one of those where it slips down
and it's at the other end.
Well, that was the issue when we cut it in two,
is like there was no apparent beef in the lime.
It didn't look like it to me.
That's why I was like, wow.
I should have known because it was black beans
that she got on hers.
Look, she's never eaten beef.
I made her eat beef.
I feel like a monster.
This podcast sucks.
Let's be fair.
We made her eat beef.
This is not all on you, Spoonman.
You're right, Wives.
You did make her eat beef.
We should have been more conscientious
of making sure you had your designated items.
I do apologize.
I hope you're all right after this ordeal.
I'm also surprised that Taco Bell,
who prides themselves on being like a vegan
and veggie friendly chain,
doesn't mark things that have veggie substitutes in them.
And anyway, not even like beans,
like just like ripe beans or like a black line
or just something to differentiate. There was no meat. You're giving me a fucking sticker. Yeah, that's a great not even like beans like just like right beans or like a black line or just something to differentiate there
There was no me. Yeah, that's a great point
I mean it was fucking chaos and on top of that Amelia did an amazing job
There was so much shit to get it was crazy. Yes, just chaos in that kitchen, but there were no sauce packets
Zero sauce packets. Which it was a fucking
She ordered they were on the list and they forgot about them
I'm not blaming Amelia for this
Not the workers fault, they had a big order. Yes But us. She ordered them on, I'm not blaming Amelia for this. Not her fault, not the workers' fault,
they had a big order.
Yes.
But that is apocalyptic
It was a fucking nightmare.
when you don't get sauce or Taco Bell.
Yeah.
Or Del Taco.
I sent you one last sext.
Okay, let me take a look.
I'm gonna make you eat beef.
All right, you're getting really serious.
And then it's like, is there beef? Is that beef? Yeah, I'm like, is there beans?
I'm interested.
You're saying it's the same thing with me?
That's two beans.
Yeah.
It seems like beans.
Two pinto beans.
Is that three pinto beans?
Oh.
Oh, there's a wiener.
I'm going to say something again that.
Doesn't look like three beans down there.
It doesn't look like three beans.
Prove it.
Tony?
No.
Oh.
Show us your piglet.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
So I'm going to say something that people aren't gonna like,
and I apologize.
I don't apologize, because this is just what it is,
and I don't have to reveal this,
but I feel like I need to.
I don't eat my Taco Bell with sauce.
Wow, that's fascinating.
Hmm, did you have anything to do with today's?
That is wild to me.
I mean, look, a lot of my favorite items have sauce on them.
Yeah.
Yeah, I will have like a green burrito that has the red sauce.
And I like that.
Or an incharito that is like very saucy.
It was an interesting experiment to see what these things.
And some of them did not fare well without the sauce,
and others did much better.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch did great without sauce,
because it has that ranch on there,
but you need the sauce packets.
Just another fuck up in this insane tournament.
Wigs, I don't know what to do here,
because for me, the top three,
Crunchwrap, Mexican Pizza, and Cheesy Roll-Up,
not in that order, but.
Yeah.
But.
Are those your top three?
Or do you have a different top three?
I have a Cheesy Roll-Up, Crunchwrap, and what was?
Mexican pizza third.
I don't know, what was the other thing?
There's the stacker and the three cheese chicken
flatbread melt. Oh, the stacker.
The stacker. The stacker was good.
The stacker was good.
So you had the stacker three. I had the The stacker was good. The stacker was good. So you had stacker three.
I had the flatbread melt last.
I did not like it.
Flatbread melt is eliminated.
Then it's just out.
I would put stacker second.
You put stacker second?
Yeah.
After cheesy roll-up?
Yeah.
Wow.
Well, this maybe changes some stuff.
I'm gonna say this, crispinata is out.
You and I only had the crispinata.
Yeah, we can get crispinata out.
You can't alter it to have it vegetarian,
so you didn't even eat it.
You're right, there's no substitution. Shack didn't force me to eat it. Yeah, we can get crispinata's out. You can't even, you can't alter it to have it vegetarian, so you didn't even eat it.
You're right, there's no substitution.
Yeah, Shack didn't even force me to eat it.
It's fucking, didn't matter today.
Here, it's beans.
Like a monster.
It's just beans.
Chicken crispinata is out.
I'm gonna take you to a steakhouse.
It's beans.
It's beans.
It's fucking beans, just eat it.
I feel like such a fucking asshole.
Also, the black bean Crunchwrap
was clearly labeled black beans.
That's a rub it in your face.
Again, you sweetly were checking everything.
I gotta say this, the markings of the bags was a mess.
It was not easy to figure out about.
Yeah, I will, but I, absolutely.
It's hard.
What'd you say? I said, I didn't know it was marked as a black bean. I mean, they I absolutely, it's hard. What'd you say?
I said, I didn't know it was marked as a black bean.
I mean, they also are in different packaging.
They used to be in like a silver foil package, right?
Yeah, that was fun.
Yeah, they got it. That was a good time.
I love that foil.
Yeah. I think it also maybe helped
with the heat. The heat, yeah.
The grilled cheese burrito is the one
that still, they still give you in foil
and some of the breakfast items they give it to you in foil,
but like I'm into more foil.
Give us more foil. Give us more foil.
Give us more foil.
So the, so, okay, I'm gonna propose something, potentially.
Well, this is, look,
Crispinata and the chicken flatbread are up.
Yeah, those are just out, but I'm gonna propose something.
You had it with potatoes, but did you like it at all or?
I thought it was fine.
Okay.
But I, yeah.
Towards the bottom.
I thought with chicken, it was just flat out bad.
But I also think their chicken is just like not great.
Like I think their shredded chicken is okay
when you find that in certain items,
but they're like chicken, you know,
they're chunks of breast meat.
I just feel like it's so low quality
and the texture is so gummy and unpleasant.
Here's what I'm going to propose.
This is bold, this is daring,
this is potentially controversial, but we are no stranger to controversy,
as we've seen throughout today's episode
and throughout this month's tournament.
No one's excited about the quesadilla.
No one's excited about nachos Belgrande.
I'd rather have a cheesy roll-up.
I'd rather have a stacker than a quesadilla.
Rather have a Mexican pizza, I'd rather have a Crunchwrap Supreme
than nachos Belgrande.
Get the quesadillas, nachos, and bowls group out of there.
Advance four from the specialties group.
Jeez.
Why can't we do that?
Who's telling us we can't do that?
We can do anything we fucking want.
He's not fucking here, he's suspended.
Yeah, I think we should do it just to spite him.
I think, I would prefer that.
I would say like, if it's, or honestly, I would even say,
why don't we get the Chalupa in there?
Why don't we open the door back to the Chalupa Supreme?
I think that's a great idea.
We can do anything we want.
I think that's a great idea.
Yeah, we can fly!
I'm fat as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
Stay with me, I'm fat as hell.
I'm fat as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore.
I never expected you to do it back.
I'm gonna make you call yourself fat.
And I'm gonna have you eat beef?
How's your beef fat, Piggy?
What a fucking piece of shit.
It really did ruin my day.
I was in a good mood.
Then that happened.
There were flies on the wall.
The cake came.
Again, the cake is good.
We're happy about the cake.
Flies ate my Mexican pizza.
Can I just say about the Mexican pizza real quick?
My MJ joke went over good,
but then that was only highlight of the day.
So I got all the food on my own in advance,
and that's just for me.
Like, I'm not trying to be an A student.
I just don't want to have the rumblies
while we're doing this record. Okay, I was wondering about that. Does not respond well. You're trying to be a student. I just don't want to have the rumblies while we're doing this record
Okay, I was wondering about that does not respond well
I'm not gonna be an a student Mitch the but but I had so the Mexican pizza
I got all my items before the fucking podcast you dork
I did text that that I got a lot of you did you certainly did
Can you imagine what that table would have looked like though if we had times three instead of two today? I didn't text that, that I got all the items. Yeah, you did, you certainly did.
Can you imagine what that table would have looked like though
if we had times three instead of times two today?
I don't think we would have fit in the kitchen.
And I would have had to have my own MJ flu game
if I was loaded down with all that Taco Bell,
cause I just-
Which MJ do you mean here?
Yeah.
Another one.
Which one do I mean?
Come on.
Um, there is a, like, I would have been...
Joke about it being a pedophile.
Yeah, I know.
Uh, so, the Mexican pizza I got in advance was great. It was like perfectly constructed.
It was not the abomination I had today.
The one I had today fell apart, but you know what?
It tasted fucking good.
Like it was crumbling.
It was, again, to use the word disintegrating.
It was like falling to pieces
and I had to eat it with a fork, but it still tasted great.
I love all those components.
When did you have your first Mexican pizza?
As a kid?
No, no, sorry.
Probably like eight.
I meant like when you got all your own items,
did you do it earlier today or yesterday?
No, like yesterday.
Oh, okay.
I went in two batches.
I went either Monday and yesterday
or Tuesday and yesterday, just like it.
Okay.
I got it all recently, It's all fresh in the brain
and they wrote my notes and my reactions right afterwards.
So, and most of this stuff I've had a bunch.
The Mexican pizza I thought was my favorite
when I had it of those fresh items.
And when I had it today,
I was excited that there was another one.
I got it once with beans.
The leftover one today had beef.
I ate the beef one and you know what?
They're both great.
I think it's a great item and I think it should advance people love it
Does the stacker get in over the quesadilla? I?
Think so
I mean you rather have a stacker than a quesadilla and also couldn't you throw the stacker into the
quesadillas group just as easily even though in the menu it's in the special
I will say with you I say stacker over quesadilla. I like it now the big one is nachos
Bel grande and does the Mexican pizza beat a nachos Belgrande?
Not in my world.
If it doesn't, then the Mexican pizza's out
and I'm fine with that.
I will defer to our guest.
I do think the cheesy roll-up is in,
the stacker is in and the Crunchwrap Supreme are all in.
This is wild.
This is truly a controversial, I honestly don't know.
I feel like if you, but you two like a Mexican pizza
more than Nachos Bel Grande, is that true?
Let's walk this back a little bit.
Mitch, do you like the Chalupa Supreme
more than the Mexican pizza?
Yes.
Yes.
I do too.
Which means the Chalupa Supreme was in the specialties group, wins the group for
me.
Even though it's third in the tacos group.
Fuck!
It wins over potato.
No, no, in the specialties.
If it's, if you move the ice, this is gonna bust some brackets in weird ways.
Yeah.
People are gonna get mad.
But we're fat as hell
and we're not gonna take it anymore.
You get doughboys people to yell that off your windows.
I second that, we're fat as hell
and we're not gonna take it anymore.
Fat as hell and we're not gonna take this anymore.
Yeah, I love the Chalupa Supreme.
Chalupa Supreme's great.
Yeah.
I will say yes to Chalupa Supreme.
Where that leaves us then is,
what do we do about the Nachos Bel Grande?
And so it's Nachos Bel Grande versus Mexican pizza?
No, Mexican pizza would just be out
because we don't have enough slots to get them all in.
If we have cheesy gordita crunch
and spicy potato soft taco, those are in.
Stacker is in, cheesy roll-up is in,
Crunchwrap Supreme is in.
That leaves one slot for either Chalupa Supreme
or Nachos Bel Grande. Fuck. either Chalupa Supreme or Nachos Bel Grande. Fuck.
So Chalupa Supreme versus Nachos Bel Grande.
That's a-
Versus Mexican pizza.
It's one of those three.
That's an easy call for me.
It's Chalupa Supreme.
Chalupa.
I agree, Chalupa.
Yeah.
Chalupa's in.
This is wild.
Is it good?
I don't know.
I think-
It's wild, bro.
I think people will like that. I think people will like that.
I think people will like that we came to the right decision.
That we weren't completely beholden to the process.
And that we embraced discussion and came to a sense of consensus.
These categories are just out of control.
Look, there's a bunch of category fraud going on, as some might say.
There's a bunch of issues with how these are classified
both on the Taco Bell side and frankly,
on the commissioner's side.
Absolutely on the commissioner's side.
Rest in peace.
Well, he's not dead.
Not dead.
We'll see.
I don't know.
He might hear the news and die.
No snacks.
Goes down.
How do we like this sex tech coming out of this?
Chalupa Supreme, Cheesy Gordita Crunch,
Spicy Potato Soft Taco, Crunchwrap Supreme,
Cheesy Roll-Up, and Stacker.
Do those represent our six favorite items
of everything we ate today and previously this week?
Me, I say yes.
I say yes, too, though.
The Stacker could be replaced with,
it could be replaced with nachos, Belgrand,
or Mexican pizza.
I agree, I agree.
Would you rather have nachos in there?
I would rather, personally, I really liked the stacker,
but if I'm having that potato taco in there,
and I realize that mine is, both of those are potato things,
so that might have a say, I would take the stacker out,
and I would put in nachos.
You'd put in nachos?
Bel Grande.
Wow.
What say you, Mitch?
I don't know.
I put in Mexican pizza.
You have one job. So you are the swing vote.
You were Kevin Costner.
That's good.
It was a hunk.
Great job.
Yeah, very hunky.
Won a best director Oscar, how about that?
The Kevin Costner episode for me.
It wasn't the MJ Flu game after all,
it was the Kevin Costner game.
Oh my God, I can't believe you keep going back.
And if this is like swing vote Mitch,
we'll never hear how you vote.
That the movie ends on a cliffhanger. Wow.
No.
Was Griffin in that movie?
No.
I don't think he was.
Peter?
Which way is this gonna go?
Should I do a three, two, one countdown?
With yourself?
For yourself.
Yes.
Sure.
Yeah, we wanna do it.
Countdown from 10.
Yeah, do it, yeah.
10, nine, eight, seven, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Mexican pizza.
Mexican pizza moving on.
Nachos Bel Grande eliminated.
Wow.
I'm honestly shocked.
I thought you were going to say nachos. Wow. Weiminated. Wow. Wow. I'm honestly shocked. I thought you were gonna say nachos.
Wow.
We're advancing four items.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
This is chaos.
I think you made the right choice.
I think you made the right choice too.
No, you don't.
I'm saying I think a majority of the people like it.
Would I made that choice?
No, I'm not fucking nuts, but it's fine.
I don't think Nachos Bel Grande could win it all.
I think Mexican pizza could win it all.
Wow, you think Mexican pizza could win it all?
I think potentially the way this tournament is going,
I could see it happening.
But I'm not saying that's a reason
that we should put it in.
I'm just saying like that's a reality
of my assessment of the landscape.
I feel like that is a reason to put it in.
I mean, it's already in.
It's already in.
So we don't even have to think about it.
It's already in.
I'm just back in sort of like, you know,
justifying the decision a little bit.
This tournament is a mess.
Yeah, it's the bottle.
This doesn't make any sense.
We filled out brackets yesterday.
But would you be shocked if it ran smoothly?
Like, wouldn't that be the most shocking thing?
This isn't shocking that it's like crazy.
We should do, you know what?
Hey, I'm just put this in the Google doc.
Next week's tournament will be a smooth moves.
And it'll be, it'll be a smooth tournament.
Oh, okay.
Smoothies and it's going to go smoothly.
Okay. You just now deciding? Munch Madness 2025 smooth move.
We're gonna decide the best smoothie?
Yeah.
And it's gonna go smoothly, most importantly.
You meant next week's episode will be smooth.
You mean next year's tournament will be smooth?
No, next year.
We got a year to get things together.
Next week is gonna be a mess.
Can't wait.
I'm kind of shocked at how this turned out,
but I think it actually came to a right discussion.
I'm delighted by how this turned out.
Decision.
Yeah, I think all the right choices were made.
Chalupa Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch
and spicy potato soft taco advanced from the taco group.
Mexican pizza, Crunchwrap Supreme and cheesy roll up.
Three items, not four items, as I said earlier,
by mistake, advanced from the specialties group
and from the quesadillas, nachos, and bowls,
no award, none of them advance.
How about that?
You know what?
These days, the kids with their participation trophies,
I think this is good, why?
Because I think someone needs to not get a...
Someone needs to not get an award.
Did you get participation trophies, either one of you? No, I never did. No not get an award. Did you get participation trophies either one of you?
No, I never did.
No, I never did.
We were before those times.
Did that ever happen?
Was that just a thing that someone made up?
No, I think people get trophies or ribbons
if you're in the league.
It just might be, I don't know if it was specifically
participating.
I remember being on a lot of soccer teams, they were like, oh, yeah, and we got like
Got a trophy everybody got a trophy. Yeah, I've got like a finisher medal for like a half marathon
Participation trophy I guess I did. Yeah, I did. Yeah and as an adult
Right, and I wanted it. Happy I got it.
Yeah.
Don't get about myself.
Good.
I'm gonna like a win.
Right?
Isn't it?
I finished the race.
I participated.
Yeah.
I got a few crew medals back home.
Did you roll crew?
Were you up every day rolling crew?
I did wake up early for practice.
I know.
And then people would be like, oh, I'm, and I'm, and then people
will be like, oh, I'm going to be so tired through class.
And I was like, yeah, me too.
And I go back to my room and sleep through class.
Which they didn't want you to do.
No, yeah, of course not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got a few trophies in my day.
What can I say?
OK, cool.
In fact, I have the Munch Madness trophy at my house.
The Dave Thomas Cup. How do you win that? You win the whole thing I have the Munch Madness trophy at my house. The Dave Thomas Cup.
How do you win that?
You win the whole thing. You win Munch Madness.
How could I win it?
You can't win it.
Yeah, we don't. An individual can't win it.
Unless somehow you win this year's tournament, you can hold it for a year.
Well, what you can win, and this award has gone to humans in the past.
We do give out a special award at the end of the tournament,
the Heart of a Chompien award.
Oh.
You're potentially eligible for Heart of a Chompien.
You're potentially eligible.
How do you get?
Can I break your heart right now?
You're not gonna get it.
I wouldn't.
It's gonna be like sour cream, which is even worse.
Well, there's at least two candidates, TCR or sour cream.
One of the two is gonna win.
Honestly, I would vote for sour cream
Sour cream yeah
Sour cream of the crop for the for all of this we got it you Mitch. Thank you for circling back to that
I forgot we got it to do sour cream with the crop
I think the power ball would be pretty funny to win a ball really again
It is just now the worst item, but was it the worst item?
I don't even know.
It's up there.
I think that's probably the one funny.
I mean, I guess cheesy chicken crispinata
just because it's seasonal would be kind of funny,
but I don't think it's as funny as Power Bowl.
Power Bowl's pretty good.
Let's give Sour Cream of the Crop the Power Menu Bowl.
It's also called the Power Menu Bowl specifically,
which is really clunky to say.
Power Menu Bowl.
It wins some sort of award,
so congrats to Power Menu Bowl.
These things have to be approved by so many,
there's so many execs that need to sign off
on these sorts of things,
that they landed on Power Menu Bowl as a consensus.
Such a mouthful.
Like everybody got to pick a word.
Yeah.
And they're like, all right, there it is.
We really want to put menu in the middle?
Yeah, yeah, we like it.
Wow, Power Menu Bowl, congrats.
You win sour cream of the crop.
But nothing else.
But nothing else.
Just like a restaurant, we value your feedback.
Let's open up the feed bag.
Wow.
Today's email comes from Rebecca R.
Romaine.
I'd love it if it was Rebecca Romaine.
I don't want to dock some.
Mitch reminds me of Kevin Costner.
Imagine if you wrote that.
Could you imagine?
That would be fucking cool.
That would be that fucking rock.
Did she date Kevin Costner?
No.
No, but it could.
And she's married to Jerry O'Connell.
Yeah.
So just a famous, like, older guy?
Yeah, I don't know.
Are you guys able to eat food without rating it?
I picture you all at work mingling around
the Kraft food table, rating the deli sandwiches
and labeling the snacks, snacks or whack.
Are we able to eat food without rating it?
Rebecca R just thinks that we are like dumb asses.
But that's pretty good.
Three forks, like we're just like fucking idiots.
Yeah, we do the show just in our real lives.
Yeah.
Just point it like a bag of chips.
That's insane.
Fuck, it's two forks.
That is insane and the answer is we do do that.
You're really raking her over the call.
I mean, she's right. We do do it.
She's right.
But it's mean that she thinks we're dumbasses.
Yeah.
I'm just realizing that we are dumbasses.
Wait, do you really? Like when you're just hanging out, you're like...
I said this last week, but like I gave Dune 2 two and a half forks or two and a half stars.
Oh, okay. Wow.
And I don't like number ratings are stupid.
But that's our podcast too.
It's what we do.
Yeah.
And I do go into like I do find myself being like it's a two out of five or a three out of five
with movies a lot.
Colonel Tom, I can't believe Mitch only gave our movie
two and a half stars.
It's not like it's not faithful to the source,
because there's no way he read that book.
It's the kid in the television that keeps coming back.
Like, you're like the AC.
Yeah, your segment's done. I'm back. Like, for like the AC. Yeah, your segment's done.
I'm back.
Nicholas.
Like, already lost, but like, is still trying to.
I've read the Wikipedia about the source material.
Dune goes in some crazy places.
I know that Chalamet's son's going to turn into a worm.
That's like five books in the future.
It's the original Dune trilogy, I think there may be only,
I've only read the first book.
My dad is a, who loves science fiction,
has great taste in sci-fi, he's a purist,
and he's like basically like,
I only like the first Dune book.
A lot of Dune fans like the first three books.
There are some Dune fans who like all the Frank Herbert
books, but the Frank Herbert books get fucking weird.
And yeah, there is one where there's like a 3000 year
time jump or something, and then there's,
it basically is about a descendant of the treaties
who is a gigantic worm man who's all powerful,
who just rules the universe with absolute authorities,
like basically like a god.
Are you calling me a worm man?
I'm not a worm man.
I know it's like.
I love mud and I do wriggle around a lot
and lay in a worm position a lot of the time.
I'm terrified of birds eating me.
That is also true.
I'm just saying, I don't know
if they shot those movies yet.
A big bird in Dune would be fun. I'm just saying, I don't know if they shot those movies yet.
A big bird in Dune would be fun.
Like a giant bird that does eat the sand worms.
That's how they go after the worms?
Yeah, that would be cool.
That would be cool.
It would have bumped up that fork score on Dune too.
That's a family guy flashback.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, you're right.
When there's a big worm in Dune.
You're saying MJ's Flu Game, not a family guy flashback.
How about Colonel Tom?
What is it? What the fuck is your impression again?
Well, Colonel Tom Harkonnen is like the Baron Harkonnen.
That's your impression.
OK. Yeah, that's your character, which you can run with.
I encourage you to do more with that.
I think I'm going to put it right down and not take another step with it.
Leave it right next to a bunch of other stuff
I've said in this episode.
No, the Austin Butler character is Elvis Harkonnen.
And we should say again, the Lamar Woods rule,
the winning item goes to Austin Butler.
Whatever wins the full tournament goes to Austin Butler
to shake him out of character at the end of this. Is there any Austin Butler, whatever wins the full tournament goes to Austin Butler to shake him out of character
at the end of this.
They're Austin Butler powers?
There probably is.
That's probably a family guy joke.
Yeah, that could be, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do I make you spicy, baby?
Uh-huh, yeah, sure.
And also I'm Elvis is a part of it.
I'm Elvis, yeah, that's a part of it too.
Do I make you spicy baby?
Also good sex thing?
Oh!
There you go.
Do I make you spicy?
I don't know.
I don't know if I got that text.
She's trying to help me out, just go with it.
I'm just thinking if I got that text, how I would feel.
Wags, this tournament is a mess, it sucks.
We didn't answer this question.
Are we just not gonna answer it?
Wait, what is it?
I don't feel like you did.
Do you rate, do you go around and rate things?
We definitely look at, we definitely text each other
pictures of food or new food items
or like that looks good.
It's usually just we just like that looks good
or I wouldn't eat that.
It's actually even. Or I gotta try that.
It is even dumber than that.
It is more like, wow.
Yeah.
Like Y-Girl will send a picture of food and we'll go, wow.
Yeah, here's a mint chocolate chip drumstick, wow.
And then that means we wanna eat it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a big one.
Ugh, what the fuck is this?
And then we gotta do it on the podcast, And then we don't. Mm-hmm.
That is kind of how the conversations go.
Okay.
A good question, though.
It's a good question.
I mean, I guess the way to think about this is like,
if there are some items we haven't had, we can do this in real time.
Well, I'm just thinking that what I came up with is Oreo flavors.
The problem is we've had a lot of these,
but I'm sure there's some that maybe we haven't had.
Oh, it was Oreo Day the other day. Yesterday.
Oh, the, the...
As of this record, yeah.
Or sorry, yeah.
The Dirt Cup Oreo came out last.
Okay, has anyone had the Toffee Crunch Oreo?
No.
No.
It looks good.
Sounds good.
I've never had it. It looks... I want to try the Dirt Cup Oreo.
How about the Java Chip Oreo?
Java Chip?
Java Chip.
I don't think so. It's Java Chip the Java chip Oreo? Java chip? Java chip. I don't think so.
It's Java chip. Java chip.
Not Java chip. Java.
Not Java ship.
Sand barge flavored Oreo.
Ugh, that'd be horrible.
I wouldn't want that. No, not at all.
But a Java chip, I'm into that.
Sounds good.
I haven't added any of them,
but I do wanna try the dirt cup.
We get it.
I wanna try the dirt cup. Okay. I'm you, we get it. I wanna try the Dirt Cup.
Okay.
I'm gonna try the Dirt Cup.
What is the Dirt Cup?
It's like a Dirt Cup flavored Oreo.
What is a Dirt Cup?
I know the Dirt Cup is a- Dirt Cup is a classic dessert.
It's like pudding and gummy worms.
And Oreo. And crumbled Oreo.
Oh, okay.
The Oreo Dirt Cake is what it's called.
And I don't know if that's because dirt cup
is copyrighted by some chain restaurant
or something like that.
How do they get the gummy flavor in there?
They must not, right?
I would guess it's no gummy, but you know,
I don't know if I can even find the actual proper description.
Search engines have gotten so shitty.
It's not just because I use Bing.
It's just search engines in general.
Are you sure? No, they're all bad. You use Bing? Yeah, I use Bing. Here we go. Search engines have gotten so shitty. It's not just because I use Bing. It's just search engines in general.
Are you sure?
No, they're all bad.
You use Bing?
Yeah, I use Bing.
Here we go.
Search engines have gotten worse.
It is funny that you said that.
There it is at Walmart.
I'm handing my iPad over to Tony.
Whoa, dark K4.
It does have the gummy worms coming out
of the top of it on the arm.
So it must mean that there is maybe some sort of...
Yeah.
Oh, there's a picture of milk with it.
Cool.
Oh.
This one looks, wait, I don't know
if I can find a description of this.
You drink milk?
No.
You eat cheese, though?
Yes.
Do you not drink milk because of intestinal issues,
or you just don't like it?
I think it's so weird.
You think it's weird?
Well, I used to be a kid that would chug my milk.
Me too.
It would be like, with dinner you have to have milk.
Me too.
And I would love it.
Loved it.
Love it.
I try not to eat animal products
and I don't find a time where I'm like,
would even drink milk,
but if I do, I have soy milk to have protein.
Like I have vegan butter and soy milk
and like everything that you would generally like have,
I usually just have a vegan substitute.
It wasn't until I was like,
and Mitch, I can't remember if you were in a milk household,
milk with dinner growing up or not.
No.
So we were, we were very much a milk with dinner growing up
and it wasn't until I got out of the house.
Mubbers milk or?
No, Mitch, milk from the grocery store.
God, I wish.
Then the answer is no.
Which... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It wasn't until I got out of the house and was in college and was around other people who grew up differently
and I'm drinking a 16 ounce glass of 2% milk with dinner.
And they're like, what are you doing?
And I was like, oh, I thought that's just what people did.
And they're like, no, you can have a soda
or a glass of water.
And that really shook me out of it.
And then I haven't, I've never gone back to milk since.
Just to drink.
This is college? Yeah. Yeah, no, because that's how I've never gone back to milk since. Yeah. Just to drink, you know. This is college?
Yeah.
Jesus.
Yeah, no, because that's how I grew up every meal as a kid
and we ate most of our dinners at home.
Yeah, same.
So I was just used to having milk with dinner every time.
We had skim milk in the house.
2% though, yeah, that's really-
We did 2% for a while.
Nowadays, if I was gonna have a glass of milk,
I'd have fucking whole,
because why not, just go for it.
Yeah, if you're gonna do it. We milk, I'd have fucking whole, because why not? Just go for it.
Yeah, if you're gonna do it.
We used to have two percent,
and then we went down to zero.
We went down to Skim for a while,
and my dad maybe stayed with Skim,
but went up to one percent for the house
is like a kind of a compromise.
Oreo dirt cake chocolate sandwich cookies.
The Oreo cookies you've always loved,
but with an exciting, delicious twist
to resemble the classic Oreo dirt cake recipe.
These chocolate cookies pair the scrumptious flavors of Oreo chocolate sandwich cookies
with indulgent dual layers of brownie flavored cream and chocolate cream filled with pieces
of Oreo cookies and topped with gummy worm inspired sprinkles.
So that's how they do it.
Interesting.
Gummy worm inspired sprinkles.
Would you want one of those?
They taste like nothing.
I would want one of those, but also yes, they taste, that's, that's kind of bullshit. I'll tell you what, Colonel Tom, I'll eat those dirt cake sandwiches, but I, I don't
want those Oreo, uh, sand cakes.
They remind me too much of a Muad Dib.
Was the Michael Jackson flu game really that bad?
Give me a, give me another taste.
Uh, children.
Oh God, I don't know.
He's fucking doing it. game really that bad? Give me a, give me another taste. Uh, children.
Oh God, I don't know.
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What?
Go ahead.
I feel like gray ET.
How so?
I feel this tournament is insane.
I feel zapped.
You didn't get a great night's sleep.
You'll get a better night's sleep.
You'll come in here.
I feel like when ET goes all gray and dehydrated.
Yeah, we know gray ET.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah. I feel like gray it. I feel like gray.
I feel like gray.
You're doing great, Mitch.
You did a great job.
I feel like gray.
You did a great job.
I feel like gray.
Looks like you ate gray.
That's like eating a dog shirt.
That's disgusting. Who dog turd, that's disgusting.
Who would want to eat gray ET?
If you had to eat ET, you'd eat the healthy ET.
Well, yeah, you don't really want a deep,
like a dying dehydrated ET.
That actually doesn't make sense,
because would you rather eat a dry dog turd
or like a fresh dog turd?
Oh my God. That's fucking disgusting.
I don't want you to eat a dog turd. I'd rather eat ET than a dog turd. like a fresh dog turd? Oh my god. That's fucking disgusting. I'd rather eat an ET than a dog turd.
It's not your fault.
You brought it up.
Could not be more your fault.
No, I was saying in my mind, I was like,
I don't want to eat gray ET.
It looks like a dog turd.
That's a joke.
It's a joke.
I know, but then I got literal with it.
And I don't want to eat a dry dog turd.
Now you have to answer, which one would you eat? I think I'd rather eat a dry't want to eat a dry dog turd. Now you have to answer which one would you eat?
I think I'd rather eat a dry dog turd than a fresh dog turd.
Yeah, yeah.
I can bring you some options next before you let me know.
Oh my God.
I don't want to eat any kind of dog turd or rather eat E.T.
than dog turd as long as E.T.
isn't like venomous secretly or something like that.
It isn't going to kill me.
And which one would you rather eat?
I'd rather eat. Oh, fuck.
And you have to eat them alive.
Oh God.
I wouldn't want to eat ET alive.
Fuck, I would have to eat a dog turd in front of ET.
He wouldn't know though.
I want him to see like I'm doing this for you.
Yeah, you want him to watch.
Like I want her to watch.
And then what if he's like laughing at you,
you know what I mean, when you're fucking doing it?
You fucking piece of shit.
ET getting hard.
You're into this?
Oh my God.
Fucking freak.
Fucking freak, I'm eating a doctor.
What are we doing?
I don't think the comparison of E.T. to,
like if we're talking about meat,
you don't wanna eat a sick animal that's been slaughtered because that'll make you sick. Like that's a thing you wanna avoid. And you don't wanna eat a sick animal that's been slaughtered
because that'll make you sick.
Like that's a thing you wanna avoid.
And you don't wanna die,
like an animal that like died of old age
is not like a healthy thing to eat.
But it's an extra terrestrial, you never know.
It's an extra terrestrial, you don't know
what the rules apply, but it's certainly like
from what we know of organic life,
if you look at him, he looks sickly,
he looks like he's not supposed to be eaten.
When he's normal, he looks weird,
he probably doesn't taste good.
But I think like a normal ET that was slaughtered
and then prepared, I think I would eat.
Yeah, I agree.
But a turd, we know we don't wanna eat.
Definitely don't wanna eat a turd.
No.
We've evolved to find turds disgusting
and not wanna put them in our mouths
because they will get us sick.
We evolved?
We did.
We were eating turds as cavemen?
If you wanted to eat a turd as a caveman, you were naturally selected out of the genetic
lineage.
Because you ate a turd, you got sick, and you died.
I don't know what was going on in that Weiger caveman family, but the fucking Mitchell caveman
were not eating turds.
We weren't eating turds either, because we're still here!
Sounds like you were!
We're still here!
We wouldn't be here if we were eating turds!
Somebody brought him up in conversation and it was one person. I'm still here! My caveman family we were eating turds. Somebody brought him up in conversation and it was one person.
I'm still here. My caveman family wasn't eating turds.
Maybe there's some turd eaters in your...
Oh, okay.
Oh my gosh.
You ever eat ass?
Fucking a T-Rex turd?
Do I ever eat ass?
Have you ever?
I don't eat anything below the waist. I told you that.
Really? Oh my gosh, Mitch! Really? I don't eat anything below the waist. I told you that.
Really? I'm like, what's his name? DJ Khaled. Oh my gosh.
And another one that's me saying no to eating going down on a woman.
Wow. I'm joking. I've done a lick a liquor too I've told you You told me what are you doing?
You're a millennial you eat ass right?
The ass thing is not for me
Okay I've done a liquor too
Fucking Alex
Are you good up there?
I need the visual of the
Let me get out of that air
I'm darting out there like you're tasting air
She's at this point. She's done. She's probably finished four times over. Oh my
god oh my god finished her fucking suicide. We were done with the episode.
None of this had to happen. It's staying in. There's a lot that's
being edited out of this episode but that's staying in. Of course that's staying in. It's haunting.
Yeah, staying in.
Toni, do you have anything you'd like to plug?
No, thank you, though.
I've never eaten butt before.
I've never done that.
Maybe you should.
Give it a try.
What would it look like?
Probably like a fucking dried out ET.
No, I bet.
Oh! Dried out ET. No, I meant. Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Would you change your? You're reaching higher?
What is that?
I'm giving it a little shoulder tickle.
That'll do it for this episode of Dough Boys.
Till next time for the Spoon Man Mike Bitch Alabnick Weiger.
Happy eating. And to everyone out there, eat your significant other's pussy. for this episode of Dope-wise. Till next time for the Spoon Man Mike Bitch Live Nick Weiger. Happy eatin'!
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