Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 475 - Jucy Snooze (feat. James Donald Forbes McCann)
Episode Date: January 4, 2024Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support James @ patreon.com/jdfmccann Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Get Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/...merch Hello. We hope you're all having a wonderful day. This week the D.A.W.G.Z. are joined by our dear friend from down under Jimmy Donnie Forbes McCann. He just moved to our beautiful country and we're so glad he's here! Please enjoy. God Bless. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/MSSP and get on your way to being your best self. Support the show & get Lucy Breakers for 20% off & free shipping at https://www.lucy.co promo code DRENCHED
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Four hours of non-sub-adreads
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So it's like a funny new kind of bong or a new marijuana place. Is it ever like a, this is a Nike?
We're working.
I think we had some Morgan Morgan.
Yeah, we had Morgan Morgan.
He's a slip and fall injury lawyer.
Yeah.
We had a, at one point, I think you,
I think a like visa reached out to us too.
And one of us do like a three minute visa ad.
I would love that.
We talked about our journey and like how.
It's a better fun.
We need to work with good traffic. Yeah, like visa made specifically visa,
not money itself made our journey.
Yeah, visa was very important.
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I don't know we do legal in Australia right?
It's decriminalized so we just let it happen and yeah nice
So they let it go here. It's basically. it's legal. It's like fully legal in some states.
Medical illegal, then decriminalized, but then they did a thing where
through I think it's like the 2019 Farm Bill, you can grow CBD, which is weed. It's just like CBD instead of THC,
but there's a little bit of THC. Then through some loophole, they allowed you to sell like 0.3% of the product in his dryway to contain THC
So you can sell edibles with THC in them and be like I got it from a hemp plant is fucking
Stonsons we've lost the war on marijuana here
It's coming. Yeah, it's bad. New York was very smelly. New York marijuana. Yeah, New York. It's on the street very little dogs
I've actually started a big planning group. You don't smell it really. Yeah, you smell it down. It's like illegal here totally illegal. Yeah, I kind of like it
Totally makes it fun makes it fun and also it's like yeah, dude. It's like jacking off at home
You go back to your parents house ago. There's that spark
Give fun when you can get caught. It's the rush. Jacking off alone is...
It's free set.
I'll be, I'll jack off in this empty house
and it's, it's bullshit.
It's not as fun.
Well, that's where the toys come out.
That's where Dildo's getting involved.
That is where you start to expand.
And you go, this isn't the...
Yeah.
Have you seen, check the snake robots
in the wrestling documentary
where he talks about going on the road?
No.
He's like, you go out on the road, you leave your woman behind, and you go, you go one woman,
and then you go two women, and then you go two women with toys.
Four women with toys, you go home and you try and make love to your wife, and you can't
do it anymore.
It's the saddest moment of the documentary.
That was the saddest moment of the documentary.
I think that's Jack the Snake Robots.
Damn.
It was Intra music was great.
Women with toys is tough.
Four women with toys.
Four women with toys, I think is the end of it. Yeah, There's intramusic was great. Women with toys is tough. Four women with toys.
Four women with toys. I think he's the end of it.
Yeah, that's like a fight.
It's like Rodney King at that point.
He's got four women hitting him with sticks.
You have you have vibrators on each nipple.
I'd be fried. I'd become just from that.
Let's we all want to meet you blue.
But we're not trying to be blue.
If I was getting double-vived on each n don't each therefore I'm you've been working blue lately
I have been working on a blue. I want to get clean. Who is that clean man?
Who's blowing up?
Yeah, I was in the first time last week. He's excellent. Absolutely wonderful. He's yes
He's a normal man, but he made me rethink my whole dirty act
Yeah, you do need to clean it up and you're a good
Catholic. I'm sure my best. I hear doing dirty stuff. Yes, it's gotten me into trouble before. I
think it's closing doors in the Catholic community. I won't go in too much, but I think I'm not being
invited on the speakers circuit. For the Catholic speaker circuit? Yeah. That's dude. Yeah, that's a
little high money for a bunch of fucking pedophiles.
I reckon the Catholics got bad PR and they're a big institution, but I reckon they've
raped fewer children than some of the other dumb nations.
I agree.
So who the United States government probably will have that?
I think you have the United Church here, they're like Methodist happy, clappy, we love gay
people.
Apparently they had the highest rates of child rape in Australia.
Really?
But no one talks about it because they, you know, they find a change. The Methodists and the Baptists
got together and they formed one big rainbow coalition. Everyone's welcome here. That's
who's going to fuck your kids. I'm sorry, we weren't trying to work blue. No, I think this
is exactly how it went last time. We were like, I cut that whole, we're headed down that
path. That's a good. That's a fair point.
Yeah, the method is going to be good.
If you want to try and talk one institution that everyone can be like, those are the
bad guys.
All these other churches are just by themselves weird pastors, fingering kids.
Yeah, true.
You know, he'll song got done.
He'll song came out here, I think.
Do you have he'll song?
No, it's that.
It was that big Australian mega church that migrated to America.
Justin Bieber was a Hillsong guy.
Really?
But then they got done for unpleasantness.
They were in the last year.
There were some issues.
Yeah.
Geez Louise.
Yeah, I think so.
What is it?
Why, why that?
I don't know.
A lot of trust?
I sure do.
I sure do.
Yeah, you want to go somewhere where people trust you
with their kids and their entire time.
And you start talking though.
You start taking confession. Yeah
You hear about a cool story from a kid you
Slide that thing up
Yeah, Span and if you're not releasing the pressure valve yourself. It's like
Yeah, if you're totally pent up
I guess yeah, you get kind of I don't know though, but you wouldn't go for a child
Yeah, I know people say this they're like the celibacy turns people into pedophiles.
I don't think not calming would make you go.
It's gotta be a six year old.
No, but the celibacy attracts gateds.
For sure.
Yeah, true.
And I'm not saying gay guys' pedophiles.
No, but being celibates gay, that's what you're saying.
Yes.
Being celibates is gay.
I imagine it would be,
if you were never gonna have a wife,
it would be easier to give up not having a wife.
It's very nice to have a wife.
Yeah. Yeah. It's a good way to be a not having a wife. It's very nice to have a wife. Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a good way to be a cause of the gay man.
It's become a pretty civil.
I mean, I had to do it.
I was the other one's guys.
I'd love to be getting pussy with you guys.
Yeah, I'd love to.
But I made a covenant with God.
And I just got to hang out with the bros.
Yeah, true.
No, it'll be much harder to be celibate as a gay man.
Because all the opportunities are there all the time.
True. If you really wanted to not have sex with anybody, a gay man would Because all the opportunities are there all the time.
True.
If you really wanted to not have sex with anybody,
a gay man would have the hardest time.
I mean, I'm in silver, like not Mary a woman.
Ah, I mean, silver is in, you've never rejected it.
Yeah, you can have a sex with a man doesn't count.
The, I'm in silver.
The man doesn't count.
It doesn't, it doesn't take, it's not a body count.
It doesn't add to it at all.
So when asked how many people have you sex with,
I only include women.
I don't count.
All the men have sex with.
You didn't watch my stride.
You had a sinned my stride.
It's great.
What's my stride?
It's Bradley Cooper being Leonard Bernstein.
And he's a gay man.
Did you get a little trouble with tossing on nose on that one?
He's extremely Jewish.
She tossed on a prosthetic nose.
He tossed it like chill.
Like chill.
Because Cooper does it.
I'm not coming at it.
He's a beautiful man, but he has a decent snows.
That's good.
He went for my answer.
Yeah.
He got it up nice.
He went for a burnt nose.
They were like, you're playing a Jewish guy.
And he was like, all right.
I've been waiting for the snow all the way.
I'm like, put on a plague mask.
He lots of gold rings.
Yeah.
And he just hunches over and does that the whole time.
Put out a small gold toss.
He tosses his nose on,ir. Look at that thing.
Damn. I mean, dude, that's what the guy looked like. What's the first?
Yeah, what did the guy look like?
It's probably he probably has. Yeah, because if they threw on the beak and he had a,
it was like a tiny nose. Oh, no, he's actually.
That's a schnaz dude. That's a fucking schnauz dude.
Coups got a bigger head he's gotta be fortunate. That's also the angle that they're trying
to make him look bit. That other guy had to Bernstein had a schnauz. Coups does look
something about it looks strong more prominent but I don't know. I don't think that's why
it was controversial. It's an anti-game movie. It's a
secretly it's the first most anti-game movie I've ever seen. What's what what happens
is that he has sex with men. He's a composer and conductor and he falls in love with a woman
and he is happy, but he still likes to fuck the men. But he really wants to be
serious and a composer and just sit on his own right, but he loves hot boys in the club too much
And so he just keeps doing that and then he feels sad that he's not composing and that he's
Having a beautiful time with Svelte young men. So then what's the resolution of the movie?
He's a very sad his wife dies
He's extremely old and sweaty and he's in a nightclub with a beautiful young a black dancing together and then it's over. He never gets to be a great composer.
He was too busy. He was in the club. Yeah, it ends with him. It's like something like
pump it up that he's dancing to in the club. I would really say it's Joe Bond. It's a
That's kind of a good way to go
He looks old If you're gay and you're in the if he's an old shitty guy with a young
I love him. Yeah, he's a very happy
He's in the young
How boy listen to 50 cent that fuck rules. No, it's like
Oh in the damn pump it up. Oh, that's
It's not it's something like that Oh, in the damn pump it up. Oh, that's on the air. Yeah. Whoa.
It's not that it's something like that.
Like, I don't know, man.
It's like that really was the reason he was a great composer because he was like, he was
having sex with his wife.
So when he's with his wife, then he goes and composes and he comes back and goes, I see
that makes sense.
He needs to escape his wife.
Yes.
So he comes out and writes good composing, you know, but when he's with the boys, he's like, I'm not doing shit,
but sucking.
Saturday was for the boys.
Saturday was for the hard boys.
It's very good.
I loved it.
I cried.
It's a good movie.
You cried?
I cried.
I didn't cry in or quite on the Western front.
I did?
Yeah.
I wept.
But I was, I was a mistake to watch that in the afternoon before the show.
Yeah.
All quiet in the Western Front.
I continue to watch it.
I keep watching it.
It's good.
It's a fucking good movie.
It's a good part.
People were saying it's a gay, like what he was supposed to like have like the gay young
boy be the muse for like the best song ever.
What did they, what did they, they wanted the movie was about his life and unfortunately
he wasted his life having sex with the young boys when he should have been composing.
Maybe his wife, he gets in the way of the work people telling the story they want to
tell.
True.
They should remake it where like he writes like a lady Gaga song.
Like everyone's like, yeah, you're here.
He was five and six young boys, fucking squandered his here. Yeah. He was five and six young boys,
fucking squandered his time.
Yeah.
I mean, it would fill up all your time.
And your butt.
I see him.
I think of him as a top.
He was a top.
My guess is that he was top or a power bottom.
Oh, enough that's a term you have.
Yeah, we have that here.
We have power bottoms here.
Do you have a lot of power bottoms that I've shr a lot of power bottoms in Australia. I see them out in the back. They've got the backwards dynamic twinks. I think
I have the Bay of Physique. So what are bears are bears tops or bottoms? What are bears?
They're never thought about like the role they play in terms of like the Penetrate of
Act. I know there's like bears seals.
What's a seal?
Isn't that an otter?
An otter.
I think an otter is like a hairless.
I'm technically an otter.
It's like a hairless kind of in between.
I'm not like, I'm not like a twink.
Which I think that's not like a bad word, right?
That's the regular word.
Twink's fine.
Twink's like one of the skinny little, skinny guys that kind of look like little boys
or whatever, but like, and then you get a bear.
Then they become a bear and a twink.
You know a twink. You see a twink. Yeah make a bear and a clink. I'm seeing you.
You see a twink?
Yeah, we'll see a twink.
But then they become very muscular.
Twink, they can get shredded.
They can't shred it.
That might be an otter.
Lamar, you gotta figure out gay times.
That's your job.
Bear otters.
No, I mean, what do they mean?
Bear with me, here we go.
Otter is a a Matt like a Jack
Harlow's guy
Okay, I appreciate that swing the the hairless little skinny boy the guardian
That's got easy Harry boy. Yeah, what's a tiny Harry man?
That's just a lot
And then don't forget about the pig. There's a special pig.
Yeah, there's a cut.
In that mix, there's just this pig who will just do anything.
So these farm-yard animals.
Yeah, it's true or not?
Well, that was a comfy truck driver.
Yeah.
My brother Billy was driving trash trucks and there was another truck driver who was telling
him how he was a sexual pig.
And it's just one of those things where it dudes,
like you'll like pull the truck over, drop a dumpster off,
stop it a holiday in, and like nine dudes will just pull
ass gizz in your mouth, and you'll like hold it in your mouth
like a half an hour while you drive a truck.
Well that doesn't stand for you to do anything.
I'll tell you what to do.
I want you to have to do anything.
I only stayed in a, I stayed in Bordertown once,
which is, it's only truckers go there,
but the smell of semen in the hotel room was,
it was, I remember it to this day.
Nine loads.
Nine loads, that'd be a bad time to sneeze.
Yeah, it's like, I think him specifically, you know,
keep it under his armpit.
Sneeze in the truck, just, oh, damn it.
Oh, I think, I think what this guy actually did was,
he'd shoot it into his armpit and he just kept loads in his armpit
and like just pushed the rig.
I just took the right butt to take that job and that he's a homeless man.
That's revolting.
What are they going to do?
You got to keep the truckers in the truck and his let them just keep partying like
meth.
We're like, can they protest and they'll be gunned down in the street to make an equilibrium.
It'll be Canada but it'll be big and it'll
be nice to you. There's no way they're going to keep the truckers.
Right? The truckers? The technology's there for the trucks to do it on their own now.
It's close. I have little coolers around me that drive food around the world about coolers.
Seeing those. You step in front of them, they're like, they're going to get fucking yanked
every time. Yeah. Well, here they put, yeah, they could get.
Those things in Philly would be so funny.
Yeah, coolers are like sushi, just getting fucking
yeah. Just stolen every single time.
Just a couple cowboys, like, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have the delivery robots?
Yeah.
Do they get taken?
No, in my area, they don't get taken or messed with.
Did drones come and drop things at your house?
Haven't seen that yet.
We evolved, this is the future, this is America.
True.
We have drones everywhere, dropping off all types of packages.
We had two robots at our hospital.
Like we built a new, it was the most expensive building
in the world.
It was top three.
No, it wasn't.
No, it was.
It was the most expensive building in the world.
I was in fucking Australia.
It was the third most expensive building in the world.
It was a hospital.
And they did it with animators.
No, we're brave and happy about it.
But they built like robots that would move around
and help people.
And then immediately one of the robots,
I think fell down in elevator shaft and was destroyed.
Oh no.
Or like someone stole the robot.
But yeah, it was the third,
Adelaide where I'm from had two of the top 10
most expensive buildings.
What were the robots there to do?
There's a lot of corruption, I think, going into it.
It's true, are you looking at that?
Look up the Maya Center and look up the Adelaide Hospital.
What were the robots function?
You're referring to a research.
Yeah, true. We got to check this out.
American researchers, it's fine.
What were the names of the buildings here?
The Adelaide Hospital, Royal Adelaide Hospital,
the new Royal Adelaide Hospital and the Maya Center,
which was so expensive it caused our state bank to collapse.
And then now I'm going to continue building'll let you in for another 15 years afterwards.
Oh, the M.A. YA Center.
M.Y.E.R. It was a Maya Center.
It's like a department store but it has a big gap in the middle so you just,
it was meant to be you can walk around and there was a roller coaster on the inside,
which they shut down because a lot of people were using it for suicide.
You guys try to have all of Australia.
The more we have the trouble.
We have like a, we have all of America.
Dude, we have so many indoor fucking rollercoasters and malls that we can.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
I hate it.
Why?
You talk about dude, nothing in Adelaide is boys, hit them with the stats.
Come on man.
Look at this, Lemisey's on your ass.
Yeah, they're really Lemisey.
The my center cost like a billion dollars in 91.
Jesus.
When a billion dollars meant something it goes like a
bird's califa something else at a late hospital
no it's I'm telling you that you talk down on my on my
home we're talking we're talking USD here yeah
we're not talking made up Australia money. I'm talking McDonald's money.
2.4 billion.
That's not a new.
That's how much it's really every NFL stadiums.
Look at how much Cowboys stadium costs.
Architecture design, new Royal Adelaide Hospital named
third most expensive building in the world.
What website is this?
I don't know, but it's rethought Australia.com.
expensive building in the world. What website is this?
I don't know, but it's...
RetardAustralia.com.
So my stadium costs $5.94 billion.
What did?
The RAMs stadium costs $5.9 billion.
9.5 billion.
But that's more recently.
Yeah.
I'm actually frankly kind of embarrassed.
Look how excited they are.
It's like two stories.
There's a helicopter.
We've got a fucking helicopter that lands on it
Third most expensive building in the way
I'm a bad man
We weren't happy that it was the third most expensive building in the world. It was an accident true
It was a they were gonna have no waiting rooms. It was gonna be so good
It's so many more. These are crazy
No
Design said it was true. They fucked up a small building
You guys got a medium-sized hospital I can't get you the sign said it was true. They fucked up small building.
You guys got a medium sized hospital.
And they had two robots in there.
Now one robot. What was the robot's doing?
Carrying people's food around on tracks.
Oh my god, man.
Yeah, you got to see these buildings.
Hey, there you go. buildings. This hospital is bullshit. Gold Coast University Hospital. Things an eye sore. You can understand the grain of the Gold Coast University Hospital. If you
understand, they do Jesus Christ, man. Blegh. I don't know what the hell that's what that sphere cost in Vegas. Yeah
I'm scared number one. I was looking in the spheres.
Ram Stadium sphere. We don't need fucking hospitals. Yeah, there are fine.
I think one of them closed down.
It's 2.3 billion. The sphere. I knew the sphere. I knew the sphere. That's just something fun we have.
Have you been to the sphere? I love it. I've been there. I've seen it. I haven't gone inside. I haven't at all.
I didn't know it existed literally till yesterday. It's awesome. It's pretty cool to see.
It's spherical designs. I was there during when the NBA was there the summer league. So the whole thing was just a giant basketball.
It was very fun to see. Is it a stadium on the inside? Yeah. Apparently it's like a life-changing event.
I imagine it would be the worst space for comedy. The atmosphere? Most likely.
Just the laugh going. Yeah, true. A kilometer up. I do think we're supposed to live in
spherical. I think if we all live in spherical buildings, we'd be much happier.
Have you been watching the Kanye breakdown videos? No, but I that was right before the Jewish one
It was we must all live in Sviz. What was he was drawing circles and saying there are we'll all live in a circle
They're right. The spot was on that wasn't it? Yeah, there wasn't spot one to build one house with no angles
I think so it sounds like something like that. What are those things called those?
There's a certain type of sphere
I was yeah those things called those, there's a certain type of sphere.
I was, yeah, I was trying to do a biosphere.
Terrier, is it terrarium?
Damn, let me see sharp today.
Let me see. You smoke a blunt this morning?
I knew it, dude.
He came in and we were watching Jeopardy.
Lamarie dominated.
Dominated.
Yeah, he's dude.
Tony, I literally paused it.
And I was like, did you see?
Are you watching?
You watched this yesterday.
He got, he got a tremendous. It's sabbatical. I didn't even think he knew. Yeah, man, complete it. He was in my study. He did for fucking months.
There was there was a TV TV show, calm. I plowed through it. He plowed through it.
I plowed through it. He plowed through it.
Fuck. So, but yeah, I was upset you got. Yeah. You know, I was I was upset you didn't like university challenge.
I mean, he put on, uh, it's this British television show.
It's like British jeopardy for geniuses from like Oxford and Cambridge.
I didn't I couldn't even understand the question.
How'd you like it?
That's my favorite, Chuck.
You now know I watch it with my wife.
It is. I understand why you like it.
You were right.
It is soothing to see autistic British guys.
And then when you get one and that they don't get,
you feel better than someone who's defined that whole iPhone being really smart.
True. Yeah.
And the host is very judgmental.
He had to retire. He was, did you ever
watch the Russell Brand interview where the guy's going? What about voting? Don't you,
ah, that was a big, Russell Brand was anti voting. Yeah. The real Russell Brand. Back when
that seemed like the worst interview, Russell Brand would have to give. He got in some hot
water. I think he got right out of it. Russell Brand, he fucked Hermione.
Teddy?
Not the actor, he fucked the character Hermione from Harry Potter.
She was using her time turner to get out of class.
And she fucked Russell Brand.
The British show is, it was all British knowledge though, which is very annoying.
Yeah, it's so like, which monarch executed the archduke of Kent and Kent Mary?
Yeah, fucking. I don't know you didn't know about
We don't know anything about all your fucking. It's great. In the civil wars. It's great. It's funny. I was reading about that recently
What's that they are some guy in Canterbury killed this religious guy one of the like the kings or something killed this guy
There was a murder in the cathedral was
Yes, T. S. Elliot wrote a poem about it. Okay, it's great.
Canabaries fucking thought was such a sweet place.
It's soaked in blood.
I was like canabary was this guy's trotting around like it is.
It is.
It was a murdering guy.
It was a trip.
It was a trip.
It was a trip.
It was a trip.
It was a trip.
It was a trip.
It was a trip.
It was a trip. It was a trip. It was a trip don't call it that. It's what in fucking ice stone in a cathedral and they like try to they said whether they would like save
people's bones. I was still a huge women like, yo, we got a piece of his bone.
But you know, let's go a little relic. I think they had like grind his bones up.
And yeah, we still do that. What's that?
Tech science bonds and grind them up and yeah, yeah.
Every Catholic church has a site something from a site underneath the
whole. Yeah, yeah. It's like a little bit of knuckle. Even knows what the
relics. No one cares about the relics anymore. I care about the relics were a big deal back in the day
That was like you got a little piece of something it was like you know, let's go
You learned about relics in school and then age of empires came out and one of the ways you can win in age of empires
It's to collect relics
Really? I was very excited about it. That is pretty tight. I've been a big fan of relics ever since did you have a place civilization?
I have I I was very excited about it. That is pretty tight. I've been a big fan of relics ever since. Did you have a place civilization?
I have.
I, CIF-5, I went back to over Christmas, and I spent Christmas day silently in a room
in my mother and mother's house, playing CIF-5 and helping the Jewish Japanese Empire take
over the world.
We did make it.
We ran into, I don't know, one of the big guys with a sword from the step,
just dominated us, but I like to be the Japanese.
It's the most honorable of all the imposes.
Yeah, I like that.
How did you link up with the,
so was it, do you link up with Israel or just like,
Oh, you get to pick your revenge on a real life.
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
So you did the Jewish, you did like shinto,
Christianity was taken and I thought,
I didn't want to be 10 grisms,
because I don't fuck with that. Yeah, but I
was 10 10 to grin to get ting it's got a T in a G
It's like Zora Astrianism or something.
10 gentle 10 to Tengri. It's only in C5 I don't know.
They made it. It's not a real religion.
Sid Meyers just invented it.
That's a great, I lost a lot of time.
What do you say to all the Satanists out in the world?
Come back to the church, we still love you.
It's not too late.
What's the number one religion in the world?
There's only one religion in the world.
Let's choose.
Catholicism.
And everything else is a perverse heresy or a pagan mistake
that's what I'm about nice we're back hell yeah not to say there's not a lot of
good people of other religions out there but they're wrong for sure they just
need to come to church and be fucking silent 45 minutes I went to a on I think
the day before Christmas I went to like Brittany's friend invited her to like
or us to one of those kind of mega church
You kind of things wasn't it wasn't that big, but it was one of those you in there dude. It was
Did you do this? I don't do it but they was that was gonna want you in there
I was in there. I wasn't a fan. I was guitar. Yeah, it's literally
World gemstones level like a band. They're like oh, yeah
So I was just watching it and it was funny though because I'm watching the dudes who grew up in that and it is
It's like your hands are out and my church training kicked in and I'm just like a Roman soldier dude
I just fucking you stand there perfectly straight. I'm like totally devoid of emotion is
Yeah, it's pretty tight. You heard some buzzwords took a knee
I was like, I'm just gonna go to the floor, I'm gonna chill. And then I just noticed I was completely rigid
in this like, so serious the whole time.
I'm like, oh yeah, this is my church training.
Well it's also hard, because you could,
it would be evil, but the skillset for a comedian
to a mega church person would be one for one.
You could, you could have a private jet really fast.
Yeah, sometimes I wish the,
cool, a Fox-till cable television
that evangelical channel,
you could have a man named Bishop fast. Yeah, sometimes I watch the
cool Fox till cable television that evangelical channel and you put a man named Bishop
TD Jax, I think is his name. Who's do you know this man? I mean, I he's a big fat black guy and he's the most charismatic man. Yeah, maybe in the world. That's nice. Yeah, this we had a believe it or not,
I don't know what they call it there. I guess like the homily or whatever,
which is a dude on a giant screen.
Yeah, no dude in person.
Oh, okay.
It was just, dude on screen.
So they call it church planting
and because it's all based around the charisma
of the one guy, they will,
they'll have like one big mega church
and then they'll have other churches around the country
and all you do is turn up and they put the TV on
and you watch the guy do his thing.
Yeah, they had the band was in person
and then they like, like a, a like a how was the band?
The band kind of slapped you
Don't look it was just Christmas carols. They're just ripping Christmas carols live
And I was like little drama boy was going
It was cool and then the area this was kind of suspect they have an area where you can like drop your kids off and their kids will play so it's kind of like
Yeah, well you weird. I was doing over play. So I was kinda like, yeah.
When you weirdos doing over there.
Yeah.
I went to one of the day,
I don't wanna use the word,
cigarette guy.
They split the kids up into,
it was like the zero to three,
and then it was like,
what a time.
Yes, they tried to do that,
but we made them take both our kids together.
We're like, no, we're not,
so I'm gonna drink.
Did you have Sunday school in the Catholic,
like you,
but the kids are all at the mess the whole time from start to finish
Yeah, there was a couple times they would make the kids leave
Really like I don't care they would do that. Yeah, I remember being very little we would have to go to the gym
We should be there for the whole man sit on the basketball court and they would yeah
Yeah, we had a priest used to Jesus out and he would be like all the kids come up while I do the humbly
And they'd sit at his feet and he would just fucking oh boy Lord with the headset on and he would just talk
That was it. Yeah, he would head set out and step out in front of
There's he'd have just a kid sitting down so they'd all sit and like fuck around and he would just he just were talking
Didn't do anything the priest should have his face to the wall the whole time
I'm a Latin mask person true face the wall and it's fucking squeezing
spots we're all here together yeah you can do whatever he's
about to he's a Latin mask man yeah that was a very that
what's his name Bishop Robert Barron he did a big thing about I don't like the
new masks like they're trying to sell me a car yeah and then say the
Padre P O movie was not great was it not?. I was just gonna say I liked it no matter what.
I've had very high thresholds for being able
to forgive it being a bad movie.
It's like it was a very low budget.
He was great.
Yeah.
The movie started.
The movie started.
Shies great and everything.
Sure.
The movie started though.
The movie was really very bad.
What was it about?
What was there?
It was like about revolutionary Italians and how Pad Pio's a good man and cries a lot
But also everyone else is putting on a fake Italian accent or they've really Italian but really
Father a pill what on do you come and child buff doesn't do the accent?
Sinking behind
Yeah You're sitting behind me. What is Paddy? Just do it. Yeah.
That was an energy, that's so funny.
Yeah.
And he's just like, no.
He's like, I don't want to do the accent.
It's not real.
And I let him not do it because he's trial above.
That would have been the funniest thing of him being like, oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't have a wife. nervous. How'd it be very, I'll do the poor red accent. I don't have a wife.
Yeah, my wife.
Damn, that sucks.
I was gonna watch that event.
I figured I'd watch it on an airplane or something,
but I mean, give it a go.
Maybe you'll.
No, I believe you.
It stinks.
I'm waiting for the new, I'm waiting for the new,
which one we'll call it, passion of the Christ, part two.
Yeah.
It's gonna be tight.
Come back soon.
That's my number one person I wanna want to meet in America male big male
Yeah, yeah, I'm all about milgips and they have you seen signs? Yeah, the bit where he loses it at the dinner table needs
Everybody's food. Yeah, maybe my favorite ever seen and although swing away is very good. What came feeling nice?
A lot of people are hating on Napoleon dude still I haven't seen it in the poem move. Let him hate Yeah, do a lot of people are hating on Napoleon, dude. Still. I haven't seen it in the poem.
Let him hate.
Yeah, dude.
A lot of people.
It's almost, I feel like it's almost like a reflexive social, like, yeah, movie sucks.
Yeah.
So I just watched it.
It was cool.
I liked it.
It wasn't even true. I heard there was a bit where he tried a cannonball into the pyramid.
Yeah.
People are very upset about it.
It's funny to get upset about that as a historical inaccuracy.
And then every single show is like,
the Queen of England's black.
You know, what was the latest?
Every single show.
Really?
Every single historical documentary.
They say the Queen of England's black.
Is it all possible?
The black guy, the black guy,
Newton was the lightest picture.
Yeah, the Cleopatra where it's just 100% just a black lady.
Yeah, I see.
Every single thing they do.
True, yeah, I see her saying. I didn't know the Queen's just 100% just a black lady. Every single thing they do. True, yeah, I seriously say.
I didn't know the queen was like, who's queen?
They did, didn't they do a queen movie?
I think it's good to make the queen black.
Me too.
She's a beautiful woman and a more
soulful representation is.
It's gonna get monarchy out to more people
in the community.
You love the monarchy.
I love you.
You know that about this, you love the monarchy?
You love King.
You're a monarchyist?
I am a monarchyist. Yeah. You're a monarchist. I am a monarchist. Yeah, you know what Australian independence
We're never gonna get Australian independence
Why because we tried in the 70s and I think you removed our prime minister
Put you guys try to do what was the trip? He's to map the door. So you guys dumped a tea in the harbor?
No, we've never we
You guys dumped a tea in the harbor? No, we've never, we've, we keep trying to have a vote on it
and we had a vote in the 90s and we got rid of it.
But for us to be a republic, it would just be like our woke middle class.
People would run the shot and now we get to deprive them one thing that they want.
So you like the rate, the rate-wing angle of the market.
Yes, I like big fancy hats. I mean, that is the first to state.
It is the most right wing thing is the market.
That's where they were sitting in the court.
True.
We were thoughts on Franco.
Franco the Catholic fascist.
Well, he's a flangest, first of all.
It was a flangest.
That was very similar to a fascist.
I think there's a stronger defense for Salazar,
who is the dictator of Portugal.
But Franco was allowed to be there till the 70s, right?
Yeah, he made it.
Yeah, I have no serious complaints about Franco.
That might get me in trouble.
Spears.
He stayed out of the world.
He stayed out of World War II.
Yeah, he didn't have a problem with the Jews as far as I'm aware.
That's pretty nice.
True. He kept his grapes to himself.
No, it's great uniform.
He stopped people massacring nuns in the street.
That's nice. I mean, this is Eucania.
This is my kind of. Oh, Franco.
Why were people massacring nuns?
Because you can't trust Republican Spanish people.
They just wanted to do it.
True that.
They were nasty comments.
They wanted to get away.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do like that.
I like when France did that whole thing where they tried to like set up a whole new calendar
based on like 10 days.
Cult of the Supreme being.
Yeah, they could have fucking 10 day periods and it was like, today is the day of rationality.
Everybody celebrating the streets.
How do you hate monarchy and love Napoleon?
He made himself an emperor.
I love the crown.
I don't like looking at history about Napoleon.
You don't worship the man?
No.
Okay.
I have a little bit of a Napoleon worship brother.
It's a good distinction.
This is the United States brother.
True.
I would love it if you had a king.
You would have such a great king. You would have such good parades. We did have a good distinction. This is the United States brother True I would love it if you had a king you would have such a great king you'd have such good parrots
We did have a king brother. We did have a king. You got fucking exiled
He does have your own he got sent to you. We're talking about yeah
Got sent to elbow. I'll be back. Yeah true. The return of the king. He's coming back. He for real might win
Like very good. He just got one vote from Australia. Sure. I don't get to get a new vote
You got to hurry up and get in there. Yeah, I'm trying to get a green card
You'll mail it. They'll let you vote the dams will give you they probably let me vote five or six times if they think I'm voting
I can't date they won
The dams are gonna believe that your elections are real you don't have an independent
Can I say is that what you say whatever you want. Yeah, like there's so much room.
There's a lot of room for hijinks.
No, I'll tell you what happens.
No.
No, don't bring that crap to us.
Oh, here's what happens.
Oh, I'll tell you what happens.
You know, I'll tell you a job and you put your little toolpouch down
and you walk in and go, it's about time I shared with a piece
of my mind, the guy in Washington goes, oh crap, Joe,
just voted for that.
Yeah.
One to one, no fuck on hands.
There's nothing else.
You should get together in a room and all raise your hands.
I think that's the stage.
You would like that.
Straight up.
Yeah, you would like that.
I love democracy.
So I think Franco and Franco peacefully handed power back over at the right time.
And so what about that?
That's pretty cool, you know?
I was in Spain and a lot of guys are still very, very pro. Italians love musillin. They still got a musillin. They still
venerate musillin. So back to what we were talking about second ago. There's a lot of things
me metal joke about on this podcast and we don't fucking joke about election fraud. Okay. So never do
that again. You only take election fraud very seriously is a problem? Very seriously. No, no, no, no.
It's a problem.
I've never voted because of it.
Yeah.
We need to must have never voted once.
I refused to vote until ever we sat that there's no election for all of us.
You can't be against monarchy and in favor of Republic,
if you refuse to participate in your democracy.
That's the point of it though.
You're laughing.
No, no, no. We cannot participate if they suck. True. We can go these guys suck. They suck if you refused to participate in your democracy, that's the point of it though. You're laughing. No, no, no. We cannot participate if they suck true.
We can go these guys suck.
They suck if you don't participate.
No, they don't.
There's nothing we can do.
Art of markers.
You can't fuck.
Well, what are you talking about?
Look at our democracy right now.
It's going fantastic.
Yeah.
I think either one of you could run.
We have the oldest president in the world right now, dude.
We have the oldest fucking guy ever.
You know, he's very active.
He's very active.
That's such a testament to science as well.
I watched the current interview with him
and it was, I had to stop.
It was too sad.
It was too sad to watch.
Conan O'Brien interviewed him.
Did he really?
Yeah, and Biden is mumbling and smiling and,
they're also, they have a very greasy lens on the,
so that they both look like.
Really?
Yeah.
Why would they have a greasy lens?
So he's not as wrinkly.
So you can't see his,
Oh, really really his true skin
It's like every other Conan videos Chris been clear and HD and then the Biden one and it's like the second sex in the city movie
You can't really make out. No, you want to see the higher like the hologram just fucking
Don't tell me how he Mandel has a hologram business. He does. Did you tell me that?
No, I'm saying talent. Yeah, Matthew. He does have
a hard. It's cool. I started watching Deal on Ideal after the great deal with him. It's the
most high intensity. It's great. Full-blown degenerate gambling in the evening on television for families.
There's the worst show ever. What was that show with the lie detector show? Do they had to stop that?
with the lie detector show? Dude, they had to stop that.
That was the only thing.
They would bring couples on and hook the wife up
or the husband up to a lie detector.
And ask them like, have you been cheating?
And if they answer correctly and tell the truth
to what the lie detector said,
they advance and get more money.
Ah.
Moment of truth.
So there's questions like, have you fucked, have you cheated on your husband?
And the husband will be like,
cause you can stop.
You can say I'm done answering.
Oh.
And tap out and you don't get the money.
Or you can get the bag.
Or you can secure the bag.
So sometimes families and the family's vote
on like, go ahead mom.
But what if the machine doesn't work?
It's not admissible.
It's admissible enough.
If you're trained, you can kind of get around it
But if you're an average person, what if they're like have you cheated on your wife and you say no and it comes up with a guess
But you feel very bad about masturbating sometimes or something true. It isn't perfect sure
But then your life is over and yeah, but you can tell when the you can tell when the woman on stage goes
Yes, I've cheated on my husband. She and I lie.
Yeah, because they're exactly, they're hooked up to it.
So they're like, fuck, I can't lie.
Yeah.
So I need this amount.
I'm glad that canceled that shot.
I don't know how real that show was.
I hope it's not real.
I hope it's not real.
Yeah, because that was some of those clips who's heartbreaking.
It was devastating.
It was absolutely devastating.
Deal on the deal is as wacky as I'm happy to go.
Yeah, that's fun.
Well, the sexy ladies with the, there is definitely a pornographic element to deal with.
For sure.
This is a big America thing.
If there's something sexual and you will not acknowledge as a society that something
sexual is happening.
You don't like that?
Well, like cheerleaders showing their underpants while they do high kicks.
That's sexual high school.
I'm not saying that's not sexual.
You're at a high school.
Oh, at a high school.
And they're full face to make up and.
Yeah.
Protein rolls. Well, that's just the cold of the prima donna continuing
We do that. We've sexualized teenage girls for years, but pretty sacrificed
Pretty spears is my when she was on the cover of Rolling Stone was like no one could think that was sexual
She's a little silk pajamas with a tummy out. Yeah, it was totally sexual. Well, I think we really Irish. Sorry
I'm very angry about the
Pagiotis Billy Irish was sexualized before she was actually. Billy Irish looks like a little boy.
No, they found ways of showing that she had great big. She's grown up. Oh, really?
I know. I always thought she looked like a little more. Every video she was under 18,
she would have things being dripped onto her face from a high-rise camera. Let's just
get in slime to do. That's Nick Lodin.
That's kids doing stuff to get.
Yeah, that's kids for the kids.
Yeah.
Little kids swimming about on someone's face.
You guys don't have teenage pop stars, are you sure?
No, we have the Kid Loroi, but he's like the other guy.
I like Kid Loroi.
He's great.
He's a beautiful football player.
You don't have 16-year-old Jack Off the K-pop.
True.
Jack Off the K-pop.
We have a very big one. Yes, K-pop is increasing the like we very big on yes K-pop is increasing jack off to Korean boys and then they
criticize us true for fucking Britney Spears while never say sorry for Britney Spears.
I was so long ago. That was awesome
Copy it got for bit all the dads got a fucking break. Yeah
I wish you acknowledged that and I must be nice those dads coming home be like what do you guys watch?
That must have been nice. Those dads coming home be like,
what do you guys watch?
Nice.
We've actually talked about this a lot on here.
That was a weird, serigative child sacrifice
where we take teenagers and put them out
and their minds would be destroyed
and everyone was looking at their belly buttons
and be like, fuck you.
We've discussed that actually.
Yeah, the music used to be more suicidal and sad.
Like the fact that Lincoln Park was a big thing.
They were about it though.
No one's doing that now.
Well, people are just not singing about it now.
They're just doing it.
Now that you're fucking doing it, they're like,
I don't even write a song about this.
I'm just going to kill myself.
A lot of people are acing themselves right now.
Do you have a help line number that could come up?
Yeah, we've seen it.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it's also illegal to prank call a federal hotline.
Is it?
Yes.
Okay.
How do you find that?
I call it the, I call it the 1,800 gamblers and told them I had a rock paper since this
problem.
They told me they were going to call the police somehow.
I always wanted to call the gambling help line and be like, I'm on 16, what do I do?
Do I hit?
Oh, the gambling help.
Yeah.
Help my gamblers. They'll threaten you, dude.
They were actually all the gambling help.
Yeah. I needed tip.
What do you think they'll cover this?
Do you think the Broncos?
Yeah, but the spread.
That's actually really funny.
Of it's illegal.
Just call the Canadian one and Canadian help line true.
Like they could actually not climb Canada wanted to
extra me for making fun of their gambling.
You guys were England and Australia,
you guys were on the bedding online way before us.
I remember every-
Don't take this one away from me,
but we're the number one gambling book
that in the world.
I believe that.
The country mall, it's like double Singapore
or whatever the number two.
Really?
Yeah, online gambling.
You guys are being Asians and gambling.
Yeah, we love being Asians.
Well, Asians come to Australia to gamble.
We have special casinos built for them. Really? Yes. would be nasians and gambling. Yeah, we like well agents come to Australia to gamble We have special casino's built for them really yes, they sleep in pods and stuff. I slept in a pot the night before I came to
America I would never do it again. Why did you sleep in a pod for I'm very poor
Where where was the pod in Christchurch, New Zealand? It was at some of the cold
It was at the juicy snows, but they changed the night
But it was on the other countries fucking blue.
I was sleeping in the juicy snows and you see what I'm,
we've got a fine pod here.
Is it like a map motel where you just lay in the pod?
It's like bunk beds with plastic that looks futureous.
Did you total strangers?
Did you, and did you participate in that?
Did you have a juicy snooze?
I managed to.
A fab nap. Did you get you and did you put this? Did you have a juicy snooze? I managed to.
A fab nap.
I was happy that there were other people there
because I find it easy not to masturbate
if I'm with people with time.
True.
You know, like right now it would be difficult for me
to start masturbating and that's a real relief for me.
Just to have that taken out of my hands.
How was your juicy snooze?
It was really poor.
It was not a good time.
What's the betting situation?
Yeah, explain this.
Very thin, it's like four on one side of the room,
four on the other, very thin mattress.
Oh, you're in the room with other people?
Yeah, total strangers.
Yes, yep.
Snoring.
It's like a hostile, but they call it a pod room.
And you get a little screen door.
Well, not a screen door.
You get a fly screen. They call it a pod room. And you get a little screen door. We're not a screen door. You get a fly screen.
They call the fighter.
Oh my God.
And then you're, and there's a fan to keep it cool,
the fans very loud and no one else had their fan on.
So I felt bad about having that.
Is there a guy like shitting in the corner?
There's a group toilet down the way.
And I did, you obviously took a massive dump.
I took several big, big posts.
And it was, it was nice for about two minutes You obviously took a massive dump. I took several big, big posts.
And it was nice for about two minutes,
because there was a big communal area with hammocks
and a little civilization five there,
and that was good.
But that's the.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a nightmare.
It was very hard.
That's tough, man.
But also, I, oh, man.
So I texted you, because I was a dilator,
because I said I'd Mr. Fly.
Yeah.
And I had.
You took you. You slept in, you hit the juzzy. You slept here a long time. I was in Greymouth, and it was a day later, because I said I'd Mr. Flight, and I had. You took you to the...
You slept in, you hit the Jusis.
You slept in here a long time.
I was in Greymouth, and it was a foggy day,
and they canceled the flight.
And so my wife's mother's husband
drove me across New Zealand to get to the airport.
Across the southern Alps.
But then halfway, I realized that my ticket was
for the 30th of January, not the 30th of December.
So that's why I stayed at a juicy snooze
and changed the flight.
I thought, I felt very silly.
Juicy snooze.
Juicy snooze.
I mean, that's where you gotta kill yourself.
That's a sad fucking thing.
The good people of the juicy snooze were very kind to me.
And,
and,
can you say that our overnight is it just for napping?
They're recent, it's, no people live there longer term.
They chat, it's now called the, they've tried to rebrand
to I think it's the Lilo, but on Google Maps it says,
Lilo formerly known as Juicy Snose.
They're gonna change the Airbnb and you can just go
and take a piss.
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Those workplaces are crazy.
I've been into a wee work before.
I was always on the hunt for office space
that I didn't wanna spend a ton of money on.
Those places are bizarre, dude.
Yeah, I've worked in a couple.
The wee work?
Yeah, they're weird, man. I can't think of anything. I've been shut down now, though. A lot of them. I think bizarre, dude. Yeah, you have worked in a couple. The wee work? Yeah, they're weird, man. I can't think of it.
I think shut down now, though.
A lot of them.
A lot of them.
I think so, yeah.
But it's like, you just be in a glass room.
There'd be like four dudes next to you
and like another glass room.
And then somebody comes in,
it's like, I actually have this room
for this time.
I mean, all right.
It's trying to write a comedy sketch.
And I have video game machines and little snacks.
The snack can only call me there the coffee area, that's nice.
That's kind of cool.
And they always have cakes.
What are you chuckling about?
Well, juicy snooze.
Oh, yeah, just tell you're joking.
It does say the lilo, the Queen's town formally known as the juicy snack.
They're fact checking.
This one you're writing.
This one you're writing.
That's actually, that's the fifth most expensive building in the world.
I'm going to start juicy snooze. That's actually, that's the fifth most expensive building. Yeah. 17 trillion dollars.
I love to start at juicy snooze in a we work.
Just laid out on the table and it's been, yo, you could sleep here for 50 cents.
That's the future liberals want.
Oh rental.
You don't know anything.
The liberal dream is exploding dude.
Yeah, you eat insects all exploding right now.
There's a Harvard president, the first black Harvard president.
She's gone, right?
She's fired.
She's called plagiarizing by the way.
And she's getting fired over the Israel Palestine thing.
No, it's all complete.
She's probably.
Israel.
No.
She was in charge of Harvard and she tried to come out
anti-Israel.
She just said, she was what she was saying.
I think, well, it's kind of sucked.
Because I think they brought it before Congress and they were like
Is it a league long campus to say call for the genocide of the Jewish people?
And I think she tried to do like a nuanced answer and they were like dude. It's like just say it. Yeah, she's like if it results in actual violence. Yes
Well as opposed to one of those nice friendly genocides with people just like a group chat. Like we were like, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like,
yeah, we were like, yeah, we were like, yeah, we were like, yeah, we were like, yeah, we were like, yeah, we were like, yeah, we were like, of them people being like fuck this black lady blah blah blah. But then apparently they on earth the fact that they planned white
premises that well they were they were saying like there was that element she went in front of Congress and wouldn't say calling for genocide
exactly yeah exactly but they were saying these dudes there I think they just went to 4chan and saw dudes like
fucking blood and they're like these violins premises like do the 13 year olds. Yeah, but the but I think these dudes did have a
Hand in uncovering the fact that she played your eyes. Maybe but people
Yeah, she'd oh and it was like stupid shit. It wasn't really yeah, we've all done it
Yeah, you copy and paste from a thing and you change a couple of the words
Obviously, but they were like she's the fucking president and like we had students we would get kicked out
So how can she can get away with it?
It's like, fair enough.
Nobody's above the law.
Nobody's above the law.
Not even Dr. Claudia Gaye.
Not even Dr. Claudia Gaye.
Isn't that funny?
And that means Claudia Gaye.
Yeah.
Dr. Gaye.
That's Dr. Gaye to you.
I'm not supposed to be on trust.
Oh, but, yeah, man, you got busted.
Yeah.
I hope she gets to see you.
I don't understand.
I, yeah, I don't know, man That I guess it's kind of a pressure cooker though
If you're like fully plugged into that environment where like dude, dude, you really like when you're in that shit
You have to like every word you can be just can be just take off your head. Yeah, you get into that game of like
I'm actually the most blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, you lived it. I was in it. Yeah, that's crazy
Obviously, I was a fucking alpha beast. That's a white alpha
Beast stuff. I didn't play by the rules, but like you and academia. I was no, I love to say I was but I did get my master
Well, technically I'm a master's social work
Yeah, I think I'm an advanced degree. I do have an advanced degree. Yeah, but dude
I like got into it because a I like was curious of I wanted to do like therapy for a living
Yeah, and then I was also really was curious,
as I kept hearing Jordan Peterson being like,
the colleges are out of control.
So I was like, I don't have nothing to do.
So I was like, I love to go see if that's true.
That's what I'm doing both of these.
And dude, it was as bad if not worse as you said.
But it's just recent.
Yeah, this was like 2020, 2019, 2020.
But if you're like running Harvard
and you're fully steep in all that bullshit, I could see why she was like, oh,
Because like liberal edge lords now are like totally into Hamas. If you want to be a liberal edge lords
You can just be like well. If Kanye came at now with the I love Hitler stuff, I think yeah, I mean you'd fries it a little differently
But every genius is ahead of the time, dude
including every time including
oh yeah
true
I don't get it
Oh yeah
I'm anti-fascist
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm anti-fine
And I'm also the anti-fine
I just don't want people to cut this up and say
James McCann is a Frank I
Committed great atrocities
What you don't want I don't even know what his atrocities are I don't know enough of
Franko but he put an end to some atrocities
You know, it's got a conspiracy war. It was almost nothing but a truss
He's fucking you got funded by Hitler. What but then he turned
around and he said, I'm not helping you now Hitler. I mean, can we give him a little bit of
trick? It was like right before the World War II, they still had to fix their entire country.
Otherwise, they would have participated. I mean, they could have. There's no, I hear what I was
saying. They definitely could have helped. If Franco was a good guy, he would have helped Hitler.
I think Franco did for Franco. Did he get his words, you tell me this guy's a good
guy. He's got not only a fascist. He's a traitor. He's a traitor. He's a worst guy.
Stretrus. Yeah. And now a fascist of his words. Everybody turned on the eight of the
waps, the Spaniards. There's a they did. I mean, he had a comment coming he was getting a little out of control and he picked out he picked out dude he picked
He for sure paid down. He picked out. Yeah, he was wrong, right?
I was defending the man. He was wrong. I
He was so wrong Hitler. Yeah, yes, and I didn't he kind of
Hitler. Yeah. Yes. And didn't he kind of
didn't Hitler kind of cause is the state of Israel in a way?
You know the word. The word Holocaust. The word Holocaust. I don't want to get into it. I don't want to try to get the Israel.
He was trying to relocate people to Mozambique. A lot of countries were offered
to take all of the Jews in Germany and sit now, including Australia. Well, that's how it works.
Yeah. You can't just be like, hey, we're giving you all these people.
Other countries are going to go, no.
No.
I wish we were going to kill them if they didn't.
When Hong Kong was being invented, a lot of people came out to say, we'll take all the
Hong Kong.
Yeah.
It's also a crazy, too, to like, I mean, you could take any group of people and beg, by the
way, we got to take a whole ethnicity and put people like, what's going on?
Yeah.
What is going on? It just sounds insane.
I think we have a unique country for it would actually work pretty well.
Yeah, why did you guys deny them? That's fucked up.
I agree. I think we should have helped.
You guys would have been crushing. You guys could have been little Israel.
You guys actually might have the third most expensive building in the world.
If you had done that, you'd have several expensive buildings.
Do you ever question the expansness of the Royal Island?
That is so fun.
That phone call us, it's so funny of Hitler.
We're like, take these Jews and what?
No, we're not taking the Jews.
No, that's an eight off.
We're not going to take the Jews off your hands.
I can have to deal with them.
I don't do anything, Brad.
Why are we al-capants?
Because it was around them.
Do you think they started trading, too?? They think they're offering other trades?
What will give you?
We got like 40,000 Mexican guys. They're like, what?
No, we don't find them if he only knew
Just a good you know what those guys bro, you would have been able to build all his little architectural dreams
He would have been able to build all his little architectural dreams
Sometimes I do look at the Nazi mega structures and I the stadium that was gonna house like half a million people like a dome It's not like a dome stadium. They were invented this fear. He was getting he was getting rowdy
He was he was gonna build the sickest shit ever. Oh, you know about the V3 but what cost? Yeah, yeah, the V3
Oh, it was a V3 so they had the V1 and the V2, but then the V3 was going to be a huge, like, fix, is
like, I've sit in, like, a 10 mile long tube that was just a cannon that fight directly
into London over and over again.
So in that Hitler book, in this Hitler book, that's the best part is he thinks he's the
greatest architect of all time.
Yeah.
And literally all he does is like, make it the biggest one.
Like, no matter what it is, does is like make it the biggest one
Like no matter what it is. He's like, but what if we made it fucking huge and his I forget the guy Who was the guy that was like the great architect? Yeah, and he he was hit like Hitler loved this guy
I was like you and me are basically the same. We're great architects. I want your opinion on this
He'd be like what if we built a gun, but it was fucking a mile long.
It's like a six year old goodbie,
and he really was.
And his boy had to be like, yeah, that's a great idea.
What if there was a road and you could just go as fast
as you want?
No one can stop you from doing it.
All he did was keep coming over
with the dumbest fucking idea as possible.
And everybody had to be like, yeah, this does look good.
After the limp, they might have spent
the big, going back a little bit. the NL- The big one, back.
He was gonna shoot those big Mario balls
with faces on the London.
I swear to God, yes.
Those were like the types of ideas he was having.
I didn't know about this stuff.
Yeah, he thought he was the greatest architect
in the world.
And towards the end of World War II
he would keep telling people,
he's like, this should have never even fucking happened.
I should be an architect right now
But fucking Churchill did all this to us now. I have to fight all he wanted to be was a sick architect
Big ass build the don't he would love Vegas. He would love that sphere
You'd love all the giant fake bullshit. I think they would be things about Vegas that he would be disappointed with that That would be a good movie. Or contextually. Yes, dude. That's a good movie where a guy goes back in time
to kill Hitler, but like slips and hits his head
and then Hitler just walks through a time machine portal
and comes back into the present day and has to be like,
wow.
I like that.
And they thought that I'd be a cool movie.
That is.
Hitler, you would love so far, too.
I think they made that.
Yeah, look who's back. There's a German movie about Hitler wakes up in the
prison. Oh really? Yeah. He dies, but then it's time footage of a guy dressed like Hitler
walking through. Yeah. It looks like it's from a movie. So walking through like current.
Yeah. No. No. I also abstained from JoJo Rabbit. What's JoJo Rabbit? Taka with TDs.
I like Taka.
I like Taka with TD a lot.
I didn't like the Thor movies, but...
Pun for the world of people is great.
Why'd you abstain from JoJo Rabbit?
I just had a...
I looked at the trailer and I didn't want to.
I... Scarlett Johansson is lovely,
and I couldn't control myself if I was watching her in a film.
Can you do some ass-matery episode?
You're all dressed up like a sweet 1930s major. Oner and dignity.
Oh my god.
I've been away for a long time.
I miss my sweet wife.
Yeah.
James, no.
There was a,
I used to work for a website that would like attack
like a sort of like a Buzzfeed type
where you would just like pick someone and hate them.
Yeah.
And I got there just after the work thing had happened and it was all like, you know,
when the fapeting occurred, they were like, how dare.
No one should look at these pictures.
Yeah.
Like two years before that, Scarlett Johansson's nerds had leaked.
And I looked up at what my company
had said about it and they're like, sometimes hackers use their powers for good. Look at
these absolutely beautiful big mozumbas on Scarlett Johansson. And then within two years,
without ever taking the other one down and saying, it's wrong to look at stolen naked
photographs. Yeah. That was just in 2011, you could do that. 2012, it was over. Yeah,
they said, that was the de facto they dropped the hammer like, you know do that. 2012, it was over. Yeah, they said that was the de facto,
they dropped the hammer and like,
you know, if they tell you the hottest celebrity's naked,
don't look at the picture.
Don't Google it.
Don't Google it or your piece of shit.
What if you just Google witness
and there's never talk about it?
Check it out.
But Google, I've never looked at it.
No, like you just Google it
and then you witness the photos.
Oh, yes.
Don't share them, just look at them and go,
nice, and then just keep it to yourself. I couldn't keep it to myself.
True. You sang it for the man trying to leave. I'm gonna ask in future what the...
I shouldn't have gone to that Kill Tony show with all the...
There were a lot of ladies with their bottoms out. I was not prepared for that.
No, no, it's true. Yes. You'll see me, dude, I kept the
fuck. I just lit my night on my very best. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that is a, they got to start
throwing guys in there too, just to keep it balanced. Yeah. Yes. I think a big, beautiful
penis would have just go and almost see for the evening. We did see a penis. Oh, yeah.
The guy showed us this fucking dog.
That was, I still can't wrap my head around
how that happened.
How he split his dog in half?
I mean, a story has to come up.
Yeah, he's leaving some stuff out.
He said he hit like a bone, like a pelvis bone.
Yeah.
And then it just kind of,
but we saw the size of his penis.
Was it a huge penis?
No.
Is it normal size?
It was bigger, but we're not.
It was injured too.
So you're gonna think it's swollen from injury
Yeah, it was cool
I'd love to show my penis and have it look like that one time to people were like yeah, it was like wrapped in cause and it's
When it's injured it's swollen. Yeah, I got poison I have my dick one time under the drill. Yeah swells up
You like which of you someone said someone he was about to get it out for
Everybody and then he turned around and just showed the stage, but he stopped him from... I don't think he was allowed to do that. Okay. Maybe not.
He might have been. He did it with a shaft wrapped. That's like a lady wearing...
But your head's your nipple. Yeah it is. Mushroom tip your nipple. So you can show...
You can just put tape over the tip of your dick and show you... But the testicle is the dickletage of the penis.
Certainly is.
I think you can't show your glands, but I think you can show your...
I don't think this is true.
You're allowed to show your...
Yes, that's exactly right.
...this much of your shaft.
Oh.
We're in public.
Yeah, you can wear the bumpsters, you wear it.
You wear pants that go down to...
So, just your roots sticking out.
Yeah, and then that's that.
You got to fucking just keep it tight from there
That's an American thing you should do it
All the cool hot guys are gonna show their dick now what my pubic care is thick enough that no one would say no
No, I believe in keeping a big thick
Guys floating a little bit of cubes in public would be so funny. Yeah, that's the new Harry Chist
Necklace suburb in pain Yeah, that's the new Harry Chist. You got a little gold necklace. Suburban pants. Yeah, women are getting close, dude. They're
big past cheeks. Yes, the camel toes. Now the pants are like normal eyes for camel toes.
I had a very uncomfortable conversation when I was home for Christmas with my sister.
She was gone to the gym and her literally her entire vagina was hanging.
You interviewed and she came in to the room where me and Phil were watching football.
And she was like, is this fine to wear to the gym?
And we were both like,
No.
No.
No, you should go with something else.
And she's like, why?
Oh.
I was like, we're not gonna say why.
Oh, fuck.
I don't have my fucking camel pillow right now. I was like
But she did and it was
It sucked
Really put a damper on me and fills a day. We're just trying to watch football my sister came in and showed us her pussy
We're just trying to watch watch Chris's day football.
Oh, fuck, man.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that was a bad one.
Oh, so what was the resolution?
I think she did change after we yelled at her.
Tossed on the umbrose?
Because she denied it intensely and we had to be like,
you're posting years out.
We didn't want to say.
Oh, God.
Yeah. We didn't want to say. Oh God. Did you hear me and it was like, is this fine?
We're both like, God.
God.
Well, now that they have this Panda X that cup in the bunch of eggs.
It's crazy.
We think with the line going, with the piece of fabric that's been tied across the
taint, it's great.
Yeah, it's just a bang with it.
It's great when it's not your fucking sister.
I don't wish no one would hear them. Yeah, it's just a bang with it. It's great when it's not your fucking sister.
I wish no one would wear them.
Yeah.
Is there an old male gym that's not homosexual?
That's where I'd like to go.
I just want to work out with the boys.
I don't want to be...
You've got to get in touch with Matt's brother.
Yeah, my brother Billy found a gym that was apparently
all-patrered during COVID, no one wearing masks.
It was all dudes and everything.
It's a Patriots gym.
We did try to tell him it was just all gay men in there.
The K-patre is definitely a fun thing. I would maybe go to a gym.
That would be cool. You could start it immediately. As soon as the girl walks in,
you can just mad dog her. Yeah. It was start leaving.
You slam the waves down to like, get the fuck out.
I did notice that at the the mother ship, there was no trans toilet.
It was shocked. But even to the extent that the male and female handicapped toilets
are different toilets. We don't have a gender neutral handicap. I thought it was nice. I'd never
seen the people without legs have to be gendered before. That's just a fun one for me, maybe.
That I'm I'm still going to be in Australia. You have the there's like male, female handicapped.
I'm still gonna be in Australia. You have the,
there's like male, female handicap.
Okay.
Well, special toilet.
We have handicap stalls.
Like a special cubicle, someone's out.
Like a figure stall.
Yeah, we have those.
You also don't have a door that closes all the way
in the toilet.
There's a gap between, with a lockers,
there's a half inch.
I know, I know.
I don't like that.
You got to go out here.
And they're gonna, you're gonna make some eye contact
with people. Who is that for? I don't know, man. It's freaks. Yeah, I don't like that you're not everyone here and they're gonna make my contact who is that for I don't know man
It's freaks. Yeah, I don't like when you're in the bathroom
So they leave like that much on it's like yeah, how is that it's watch a guy washes hands?
Yeah, I was an example direct eye I didn't I didn't know to expect that so I was trying to look at which one to go into and I just
You took a mother shit. Oh, I know, I just saw all these, you know,
people's legs, hip, penis, the pooping.
You saw a penis.
I'd like to think I didn't see a penis,
but I don't know what I saw.
What you were talking about,
you were seeing through the crack to the front
or you could see to the next stall.
I could see through all of the stalls.
Yeah, I don't do it when they don't come through the crack
in between the door.
I like floor to, like, yeah.
Hight all the way high down to the floor.
That's what the Delta lounge. Yeah, you're the Delta lounge at the airport.
Brian prime shitting. That's the best. Yeah, just straight to the floor
to Viter. But then you get ones that are set upwards like huge gaps.
Yeah, bro, or that fucking handles a little jiggly little
is that lot comes open while you're dumping.
Scary dude. Yeah, you go. Absolutely not Shoo. Scary. Dude, yeah, you go absolutely not.
The hordes, dude, this is War of Hordes, dude.
Yeah, that's tough, man.
I would take, if I could take a psych med that relieves
like public shitting anxiety of like people knocking
on the door, I would take like 10 of those a day.
Whenever I'm shitting, it's someone starts knocking
like I hit that bathroom at the mother's ship hard.
You know, I'm in there dumping.
I support you every time, though.
Yeah, I'm on a bidet.
You're like, I gotta shoot, like dude, go.
Oh yeah, I do it in my house.
I have no choice, but it's like people knock
on the door while I'm shitting
and I'm instantly filled with the deep ashamed.
I'm just like, hello.
Cause I'm like, no, I'm gonna take my time.
And it's like a second knock and I'm like,
dude, I should kill myself.
I love knowing what someone's shooting.
It is very fun.
Just go knock seven times, don't answer.
Can you go in a stranger's home?
Have you have a, oh yeah. That's to me the most anxious that is tough. I once was gonna shit
I went on a big walk up a Mount Lofty. I
Got through so there's this big row of houses on the way there
There's no public toilets and I really had to go and I I'd knocked on a stranger's house
Good shit and they told it they didn't they did let me and it was the most embarrassing
Thing I've done they had a lot of go-kart trophies and dust.
You knocked on a stranger's door and asked for a shit?
I didn't know what else to do, yeah.
Yeah, you had to go pretty bad.
I watched my friend got denied one time.
He asked to go to the bathroom,
he was like, what do you gotta do?
He's like, I gotta shit and he's like, no, get out here.
He's like, you're not coming into my house.
He's gonna let him do the pee, but he was like, no shit.
I think that's reasonable.
That's good for that guy, I would hate it if a stranger knocked on, but he was like, no shit. I think that's reasonable. That's good for that guy to stand up. I would hate it if a stranger
knocked on the door and was like, I got a shit brother. I got a blow up your bathroom.
I had a guy in Philly asked if he could shower in my house and I was like, no dude. I was
carrying my groceries like, let me help you. And I'm like, I'm good. He said, come on man,
don't be like that except help. And I'm like, dude, I'm good for you. I guess you live with
your girl right? And I was like, yeah, why is like, you know, can I shower in there? I was like,
dude, get the fuck out of here.
I think, my God.
It's locked my door like, Jesus Christ.
I went to fuck kind of lead up questions that,
so you live with the girl, right?
Can I get naked in your house?
No.
Absolutely fuck.
Maybe you wanted to know if you had not shampoos
and rape and sucks.
It sounds like you wanted to jack off.
Yeah, it probably did want to jack off.
Yeah, it was, it was very weird.
Yeah. Because he was like, his whole thing was like, don't do it. He's like, you got probably did want to check off. Yeah, it was it was very weird. Yeah, because he was like
He's a whole thing was like don't do it. He's like you got to accept help from people sometimes
I was like, yeah, maybe you're right, but I was like I'm pretty good
I got these groceries like yeah, let me get you make it and share in your house
I'm not dumb as that though. Philly weird interactions constantly weird interactions of people
Did they not do that here is Austin or more?
We live in a little more suburban. I see so there's not
Homeless guys walking outside. Yeah, it's a long drive to the methadone clinic. Right. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy wait, you don't have that no, it's like for homeless people
It's like literally a thing built wait like the robot toilets that sing you songs and it's like a phone booth
But yeah, just on this yeah, we've got them in Australia and they sing what the world needs now is love sweet love
Well, you're taking a shit really close the door. Oh, oh
Like a porta-party kind of thing. It's got like put the door
And then it says you have 15 minutes
You be 15 minutes. I don't like that. It's a monarchy dude. That is the monarchy
It's a my America says take your time brother. Yeah, I've never had the door spontaneous
They open but I think it's how much people can't sleep in there. Oh makes us like in the pursuit of happiness true
Then yeah, the other guys will like siege, the port of potty, get up in there, like cut the head off. Yeah, that's, I mean, dude, we're gonna, we'll figure out what to do with homeless people. There's gonna be something, we're gonna do something. I think Frent Noel was your first attempt to- That was the Chinese government, dude. That was the Chinese. That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- That was the Chinese- that was the Chinese. That was your brother's new drug that was mainly intended to get rid of welfare recipients.
Because we hit them with the opium back in the day, so this is their opium war's rebuttal
here and this with the fucking stuff.
Do you have a smoked opium?
Yeah, I have actually.
I think that would be my drug.
It's pretty chill, yeah.
It was big in the weed smoking community.
Your family gets them open.
They put little opium balls on there.
Wow.
Did you have a little hammock and all relaxed to get a bowl?
I didn't really smoke a lot of it.
I remember hitting an opium ball and just like whatever.
I'm pretty impervious to opiolids, honestly.
I've taken them, or I guess that's an opiate,
but I've taken opiolids and opiolids
and I was always kind of like, yeah, not a huge fan.
That was rank-mean, rank-from-ethazine,
take percussettes.
Promethazine is sick.
I don't know. What is Promethazine? Decoding and cough syrup. Oh yes, take percasettes. Promethasine is sick. I don't know.
What is promethazine?
Decoding, cough syrup.
Oh yes, the coding is excellent.
I had to come off that side.
I don't.
And whether you have the alcohol and the codine
and you have a bath, it's very nice.
So I don't do that anymore.
That was my, I did my toe and I was better on stage
on codine and that's it.
That was very loose and I thought I need this for the future
Yeah, I'm in terrible, but I read about Pimpsi after I'd managed to quit. He was the you know Pimpsi
Yeah, well he died from it. Yep, and
I think Mac know he might have to from that as well almost you may have hit the fan. He might have got a fan
You got a fan. Yeah, he had to fan
Er, yeah, whatever. Yeah, Pimpsi. I think if the coating, the problem is, it's pretty enjoyable. And you start to pick out on it and you just stop breathing. Yes. And you
just go, what key should? What key should? The what key should? That's it. That's it.
What's your show? Yeah, cheers. Little Wayne's in my little Wayne was getting fucking seizures and
shit. Yeah. Did he stop? I don't know.
I believe you said it was very strong when he was taking a lot of it.
Yeah, his voice is always all fucked up today.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, but what's in our business?
It's not in our business.
What's in that man's cup though?
Yeah.
Whatever he's drinking.
I love it a lot.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, although he made a public statement saying that it messed up his ability to get his dick hard.
So he made a public statement. He just thought the world had to know.
He was just saying like I can't keep my like it's fucking up my dick game.
So he was like, I can't put it on the line. That must have been crazy.
And he was like the last Trump endorsement before the last election.
It was a big one. Yeah, and little pump got you got
Wayne Kanye and 50 Kanye was after that Kanye 50 I don't know if they're some of taxes and stuff. Yeah, and he's now got a sexy red. Is that her name?
She's she's come out for Trump. She's Trump. She's Trump. Oh, yeah. Oh, if he runs again, it'll yeah
I mean dude they they are are right. Like he's
definitely the most fucking, his most g'd up president. So you can have fun. You could see
real American politics. I'm looking for an election. That'll be great. I didn't realize
that you have Halloween, like the week before the election. Do you think it's a problem
that you're suffering,
like you're bringing Satan into your politics through that?
It's all like everyone's dressed up by ghosts
and then you try and have the electoral process.
I thought that was fun.
No.
I'm looking forward to it.
I want to see a riot.
I want to.
You will see some rallies.
I want to go to some rallies.
Either way, either way, by North Trump.
There's going to be people spouting.
The lady is doing increasingly well though.
So when they remove Trump,
Haley, maybe we'll just bring her on.
I like the thick, Rami Swami.
Rami Swami.
If it could Americans ever trust a Hindu,
that's the question.
Yeah, his answer on that was weak.
He was like, we all have a shared background and values.
It's like Hindu values are not to die out Christian Muslim values.
They're pretty conservative though.
Yeah, that's not very concerned.
Hindu Hindus are very conservative and the Hindus, they have beef of Democrats.
Because Democrats attack them for using swastik.
There's a billboard.
There's a billboard on 95.
There's like, and Hindu hate.
And then I like went to the website,
and they're all about being like,
Democrats have been fucking with us.
We love our traditional, they're very, very,
very conservative.
And then they're like, and then they give a ship
for the fucking swastika, that was our symbol.
Yeah.
Like if we want to use it, we can,
they got to get the fuck out here with it.
Pacific Islanders in New Zealand have swastikers,
not all of them, but in gang members,
the Maori and the Pacifica people, you'll just see swastikers.
Because we want the scariest tattoo.
So even though they know that Hitler wouldn't have been 100% cool with this.
Yeah, they're like it's street cred for sure.
I'd never seen as many swastikers on flesh as you know.
He was kind of cool with whoever would help.
Rolled with him.
Yeah.
He made a big pivot on the Japanese.
JAPANESE.
JAPANESE. JAPANESE. Rob with him. Yeah. He made a big pivot on the Japanese. Japan. Yeah. The Muslim world.
But even then he had to go, he called them honorary aliens, honorary area.
And that would go, it's a bar.
They're invited to the picnic, bro.
Yeah.
They got the fucking cook out.
I'm all fucking cook out.
They invited the picnic.
Was he, was Hitler, Muslim?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He fucks with them.
Yeah. I didn't know that. Although he did. He he was just working with he didn't let us fully into the folder
Yeah, he never he never fully trusted. Oh, well, I would have hoped for better from Adolf Hitler that he was more inclusionary in his
Yeah, he's a fucking guy
He was a jerk. I don't like Hitler. I don't like any fascists. Frank of all
Franco Hitler I don't like any fascists. Frank of all. Franco, it's, man,
Salazarism does seem like a good system.
The Portuguese, I do get behind that.
What are the Portuguese?
He was just their prime minister.
This is what I understand.
I'm not a, sure, sure, sure.
Sorry, but he was their prime minister
and he was really good
and they just kept him on for a long, long, long time.
Yeah, yeah, when you have a good tyrant, it is good.
It's the best.
But then you get a bad one. The righteous king. No, it's over. Now you should be out of weather, a bad king.
You, I mean, there's something in the soul that cries out for royalty. And if you don't have it
institutionalized, then you just, you know, people worship Kim Kardashian and the queen of the Rose Bowl.
And the queen of the Rose Bowl, you know, no one knows what that is. You just saw it. You just saw it in the Rose Bowl.
It was a ball.
Yeah, but you have, you have American royalty.
You have like, you, you've venerated celebrities
for the point where they replace an actual king and queen.
For sure.
It's just we get beautiful, beautiful kite and William and.
Yeah.
To a lesser extent, the actual king.
I don't actually like the king.
Yeah, I don't, was the king's very private. I don't know. He wrote the king at all.
I always hear about the queens, the queen, that's queen that never heard about the king.
The king was, you know, Prince Charles, King Charles. No, he was very public. He had a big,
his wife died in the car crash. Yeah, Princess died. That was his princess.
Princess Charles's wife was Princess died. He was King Charles. He was his King Charles now.
His King Charles the third now
He's the king what the fuck's he doing?
Do they have a call? Oh, that's the toes queen this queen it because it was always the queen
Yeah, it's always a queen. They didn't have a king for a very long time like that. Why not?
Because the queen was the she refused to let her husband be the king. It was a bon of contention up
Lo what you feel about that Australia without the king you guys are lost
Yes, we need a king. I think I think it's better to have a male ruler.
We don't see this and stuff we don't do.
We don't joke about that.
You exclusively have men in charge of your career.
We let, no, we tried.
We had, we tried to have Hillary, we tried to have Hillary,
but the fucking.
She could run again.
Come on.
She blew it so hard.
She was so unlikable. She seems fun behind the fucking. She could run again. She could run again. She blew it so hard. She was so unlikable. She seems fun behind the scenes. Whatever people tell a story about her, she's
doing cocaine and chatting about people and real nasty. She could have done that in
a boss bitch. She's bullying fucking bills and victims. Give my fucking house from sleep
on your mouth, bitch. We're gonna get this fucking money. When Trump brought the women
who made the accusations to the debate,
it was the most savage pimping moment.
I think it was.
Yeah, that was very, very funny.
Sad in front row.
Yeah, that just got all swept under the rug though.
Everyone was just kind of like politics or complicated.
That's, you know, things happen.
Are they releasing the flight logs?
Is that really happening?
They're supposedly coming out pretty soon.
All right.
Yeah, so we'll stay tuned.
They come out.
Lemizy.
I thought they were already people's songs.
Maybe they were the fake ones, but I don't know.
I was sad that Chris Tucker was on the plane.
Yeah.
I love Chris Tucker.
Maybe he was there for non-sexual purposes.
Yeah, true.
And I don't think the flight always went to
Little St. James or whatever that island's called. Yeah, maybe he was flying people around the country
also You know where
Oh, yeah, it was a gel. Yeah, it wasn't always going to the island. I make sense
Yeah, I dig rush hour a lot. Yeah, have you seen what you go fly Adele?
They're probably at a rich person party in New York. Yeah, we're leaving
Howard yet. Yeah, so it gets you the island though out there? They're probably at a rich person party in New York. Yeah, we're leaving power.
Yeah, yeah.
So it gets you the island though.
And then you get on that island,
he goes, we're going south.
Yeah.
That's hell.
God.
He was trust me on this.
As you've become most successful,
is anyone tried to put you on a special airplane
and take you to it?
Not done answer.
Everyday.
Have me everything.
Guys, I'm not coming to your pedophile.
And please stop bothering me.
Please leave me. Yes. Don't even ask
Don't even ask
I'll go down there and smite everybody
I would flip the tables. Yeah, someone must own that island now that right? Huh someone must have taken control
Yeah, I think so about it
You get that on a song, right? Oh, yeah
You that's and then you turn into a nice
You know still be a sex island, but you can just have adults
Or just even elderly elderly
So just really elderly ladies
Come down a go Brad Pitt. We're still the down to the septidionarians
You want to come down there and have sex with them? Yeah, traffic them. We're gonna kill them. We don't fuck them so hard we killed it
That'd be tight. Yeah, all right, let's go to Patreon. Yes. Yes.