My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 700: Good Choices Today, Business Man
Episode Date: February 26, 2024We've all got that dog in us today, so we're saying 'Ello 'Ello to some good advice about real British television shows, office lunch espionage, and faking your way through football. No real football ...learning required – we would never make you learn! Suggested talking points: Telly Title Tellers, Little Chips Justin, Floral Purchases at the Liquor Store, Quarterback Pod, Bad Beef on Thursdays The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/
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Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the Modernera.
I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
What up, Trav Nation, it's me.
No, we don't like it.
What?
No, episode 700 today, guys.
This is my thing, New Leaf.
Oh, hey Justin. New Leaf. Yeah, this is my thing. Newly. Newly.
Hey, Justin, you can pry
Trav Nation.
Yeah, from my cold dead,
but never dying because I'm the
undying leader of Trav Nation, according to the pamphlets we put out.
Yeah.
And so good luck.
There's a big there's a big metal statue of Travis
that when he dies becomes the legal ruler of Travis
Well, I'll inhabit the statue is right. There's a flame that never goes out
It's gonna be so sick. I'm what's up? Trabnation. It's me Griffin McRoy Justin. I want you to know this is a two submarine key
We're playing diplomacy right now. If you want to take down Trabnation
It's gonna have to be a two on one gambit.
And I am not there yet.
We are, we are actively selling merch in our merch store right now about
TravNation.
There is no way I'm going to blow that up.
Listen, listen, uh-huh.
We thought, we thought some of us thought that episode 700 might be enough of a
turning point that it would be the moment to bring about a coup. Yeah
But it was always have-harded Trav. It was always a not coming on your door soon
Yeah, man. I'm sorry about that. I like hey, it's not ready. Can I tell you it's a dead drop kind of fit like I
Didn't you don't you don't you triggered it. It's a dead man's trigger the second you say this point blank
You say the coup word
Deadman's trick of the second you say, Grace Point Blank.
You say the COUP word?
Yeah.
Grace Point Blank.
If you said one time, Juice, I said cup weird
and a Trav Nation agent did come to my house.
Trav Nation missionary, please,
go when we go on like you.
A Trav Nation volunteer.
Thank you.
Welcome to episode seven.
Guys, we thought it would be really funny
to do like a 700, in discussing like, here's another.
Don't say we.
I just, I thought about in discussing the,
hey, here's a big round number, a clean hundo.
Let's, should we do something?
Months ago.
Months ago.
We're definitely planning it.
I will say, I've been listening to podcasts for a long time.
Yeah.
But when I, I will say this,
that when I dip into a podcast and I see 700 episodes, my
reaction is still like, you know what I mean?
It seems like too many.
There's something plucky.
It seems like a lot.
There's something plucky and like kind of nostalgic about 600.
Because you see a 600 and you're like, wow, they're still at it.
700 is starting to get a little bit like still at it.
Why isn't this a TV show?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Well, again.
Again, yeah.
We did that technically speaking.
We did do that.
We did some webisodes.
I was thinking a 700 club bit would be fun.
And then I realized that no one would know what that is.
And the people who did
Wouldn't like it. Yeah, that's true So that's a lose I was thinking we could talk about the new avatar live-action TV show and what does that have to do with
700 you ask nothing. I'm just very excited. Yeah, the first adaptation the first live-action
Adaptation of Avatar the last airbender. I will hear about that when you watch the first live action avatar.
Sorry, what?
The first live action avatar, James Cameron's avatar,
which is the first live action avatar.
We'll see.
OK.
Hey, Justin, does Avatar the Last Airbender appear an avatar?
Because if if so, and I have somehow managed to miss that information
all these years, boy is there egg on my face.
Maybe kick ass.
I have an exciting treat for you guys.
Oh boy.
Because I have been in England.
I don't know if you knew this.
Oh, I was.
Yeah.
As they would say.
And I went to England.
Uh-huh.
And I'm, I'm still just, I'm picking up a hint of,
I love a hint of an accent.
The King's English. Thank you. Thank you. I noticed you were podcasting on the a hint of the King's English.
Thank you.
I noticed you were podcasting on the other side of the road.
So that excites a lot.
And I have a great game for you guys
because I really got immersed in the culture,
really soaked it up.
So I have a great game for you.
I don't wanna thank David for helping me
to pull this list together.
He's a British friend.
I have a list of British television shows.
Fuck yeah.
And I have a list of British television shows
that I made up that do not exist.
So I'm going to give you guys some titles
and you're gonna tell me if it is a show that I made up or is a real
British television program. Okay. Are you ready for this game? Yeah, I'm feeling pretty confident.
I'm feeling not. I got Dr. Who and Faulty Towers. Are you gonna say either of them?
Okay, here we go. Ready? It ain't half-hot, Mom. It ain't half-hot, Mom.
It ain't half-hot mum it ain't half-hot mum oh
It ain't half-hot mum that's certainly feel less confident. Yeah, that's not a show
That is a real actual television program. It's only marriage love
That's not that's that actually feels very real to me. I made that one up So I'm done. Oh, no, it's Selwyn Fraggett
I made that one up. Yeah, I'm done.
Oh no, it's Selwyn Fraggett.
Hahaha!
One more time.
Now, I should warn you guys.
I find the ones I made up really delightful too.
I said, dude, I think this is a tell.
They're all really good.
Oh no.
Oh no, it's Selwyn Fraggett.
F-R-O-G-G-I-T-T.
I'm gonna say it's real.
I think it's real.
Yes, that is a real proverb.
What is that?
You don't have any, you didn't look updates
on Oh No, it's Selwyn Fragget?
I mean, I can, I just have a lot of titles here.
It was a sitcom from the 70s.
I think we can contextualize from 74 out of eight.
This is not, guys, I was assuming like kids animated show about a frog that teaches kids how to tie knots or something.
But no, this is just a this is a big man.
This is a huge man.
Big man in the city.
No, he's a big man.
He's a good natured.
Good as you all are.
Someone probably.
Wow, Fab Groovy.
That's that's real.
Fake real.
That's a real game show about trivia retro trivia
It's got a wild fab groovy. This is the only three everybody has three buttons
Well, if you press the wrong button and groovy button, no, I'm sorry. That was fab. I'm sorry and was found that was not groovy
Hello, hello
fake
Real real real as heck guys. I knew that one. You knew that one that one. Yes, that's a British sitcom that ran for 10
years
Awesome. Okay guys. There was one you made up
I know because you started to say it and then you skipped it to go to L. O. L.
O. And I want to hear the made up. I went back up to L. O. L.
Let her hop around travel. I like a white minstrel show now
You know I didn't make that up,
but I will ask you guys,
how long did the Black and White Menstrel Show run
in the United Kingdom until what year?
Oh, jeez, man.
I'm gonna say, hey, Justin, taking a big swing here.
25 years.
Ran until 1990.
I'm gonna say 16 years.
No, no, no, guys, guys, guys.
Ended in 2003 2003 it ended in 1978
Okay
Guys it ended in
1978 though. Yeah, hey y'all no
We stopped and hello. Hello. Hey, we don't
No, no, it's a little frog it It gimbal gumber at school for wayward boys.
Now that's.
Justin.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Did you just try to make it be real?
Did you just make a wish?
I looked on it one last time.
I think I have.
I have actually down reached the point where I've convinced myself that no one has ever
Titled something blank blanks school for wayward boys. Yeah, that's yeah
100% yeah, we retroactive wayward boys don't need their own school like it's wild to think okay next one
Billy Bunter of Greyfriars school true real that's real correct
engineering announcements for the radio and television trade.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That sounds like a real Justin goof.
Um.
Ha ha ha ha!
Fridays on the WB, the British WB.
The WB?
That's real?
Yeah. 20 years, guys. 20 whole years. 20 big years. Eventually, they had to hang it up in 1990. Do you think 1990, when the internet was invented, that
that TV show was like, all right, guys, we're done. We're done. Someone else's tape. The
internet's taken the ball on this one. We have other ways of announcing stuff to these
industries. The vicar of Dibley.
That's real.
The Paul said that so confidently. I cannot disagree.
The Paul free of Westminster.
Oh, Paul free.
What's that?
The Paul free of West.
Mr. Paul free of Westminster.
Oh, so today Mr.
Paul free of Westminster.
That's fake juice.
You can't change the title.
It's it's real.
Mr. Paul free of Westminster. That is the real title of a real program. Okay. Well, I'm
calling a mistrial on that question. Dad's army strike it. What? That's real.
Dad's army is real. That's it. That's fair. Fat men can't hunt. Now, now hold on.
This can Travis. Hold on. Don't don't answer yet because This is some that we're in like Yomi territory. We're playing we're playing a glisten guys at this point
We're playing a hollow chest. I'm doing this is five
This is five d turbo chest because this could be a quadruple faint because you think there's no way Justin would say that
But then you think
Justin knows we would think that about Justin Justin could you say it in a British accent?
Because the way you said it.
Yes, good.
Then God dumps?
Nope, can't.
There's no good letters in there for my accent.
Fatman, cat, huh?
Uh, uh, hello, our OO.
Hello.
Thank you.
Hello, our OO.
Uh, that's fake juice.
This is a double blood.
That's a real one.
A group of overland Brits live as hunter as hunter gathers in the Namibian Desert
It air I do wonder if there was a moment where Mad Max Fury Road was filming right next door
They're like yeah luck out for you. We are the fat man. They said could not hunt, but here we are
hunting
Okay, I just have a few more
Some mothers do have them
some mothers do have um a
Vee in E M some mothers do have them real
fake
It is real it is a British sitcom that ran for three seasons
I am dirty dog shit
Accident Frank Spencer fails to navigate the simplest tasks of daily life much like Griffin McRoy
attempting to
Play this game
Okay, guys
These last two are really hard last few are really hard. Okay, okay, what's Huey done?
What's Huey what's Huey done? Is it do-O-N-E? Yes.
This one's real.
Fake.
Fake, absolutely fake made up.
What's Huey done?
God!
At this point, I'm just gonna guess
the opposite of whatever Griffin said.
I don't like that, that's not fun though.
Sports Anorak of the Year.
Sports what?
Sports Anorak of the Year.
I don't know that word.
You keep saying fucking word,
like you keep saying words I don't know. I think Anorak of the Year. I don't know that word. You keep saying fucking word, like you keep saying words I don't know.
I think Anorak is like a sweater.
Sports sweater of the year?
I think so.
But think about why would they name it that?
Why would they feature that?
They have great sweaters over there, man.
I don't know what to tell you.
They also call them jumpers sometimes.
I mean, I just Googled it and Travis is right. It's a parka.
I know it is.
I don't know why it would be this.
It's not me.
I didn't make it up.
It's no clearly.
It's real.
I don't know why it is that God bless heavens, drugists.
Fake.
Real.
It's fake.
Good for God.
That.
Yeah.
I'm on the board.
The fallen rise of Reginald Perrin.
Real. The fall and rise?
The fall and rise of Reginald Perrin.
Real. Real. That's a real one. Good job, guys.
I've got the same. And lastly, my father, the prime minister.
Oh, that fit. Oh, my God.
It feels too much like my mother, the car.
Yeah. Or my date with the president's daughter.
First kid, I'm going to say real.
I'm going to say fake.
It is fake.
I made that one up.
Yes.
Congratulations.
Travis.
I mounted a real comeback there.
You swept.
Telly title tellers my name of this game that I revealed.
That's a good one.
There can't be that many more funny named.
Hey listen, Brits, you know how to get at me if you guys go ones hit me up
This is an advice show
This is an advice show and we're gonna help some people if you need help email
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I recently moved to a new part of town and so I have a new grocery store
In an attempt to ingratiate myself to an employee there and maybe make a friend
I made a joke about having that dog in me. Huh. Since then, this employee has asked me,
you got that dog in you? And I panicked and barked in response. Brothers, this has been going on for
months. They asked me if I've got that dog in me and I bark in the grocery store. Is there any
way I could get out of this joke or have I made my bed, dog bed, and I bark in the grocery store, is there any way I can get out of this joke or
have I made my bed dog bed and I just got to sit down stay as from a dop don't shop in hilltop apple.
Okay, it's really important when you're trying to make new friends and you're trying to meet people
and I think we've all fallen into this. It's really important that you try to act like the person that you are, and not the person that you
guess that person would like.
So you made a read on that person, you're like,
this seems like the con person, it's really gonna dig
if I say I got that dog in me.
And that person's like, ah, Kendred Spirit.
Excellent.
You just assume, right, that original, no,
now I'm interrogating you.
Oh, you're interrogating me.
Okay, please.
Can you tell by his body posture, Justin?
He's just entered.
He does have a very like bad cop look.
You just-
I'm gonna be good cop, I'll be good cop.
Go ahead Kevin.
Okay, you just assume everyone's gonna love
original flavor juice.
Everyone's gonna come.
I don't.
I don't, I don't.
But you have to make everyone happy
and like you. Yes. Yes. This is this is. Hey, Justin, I like you just the way you are. Thank you.
And if you admit that you did the crime, it's not going to change the way I feel about you at all.
If you meet Justin in public in this setting, you're going to get a very mellow, very chill,
like very all the rough edges sanded off, right?
Yeah.
I've got about 10 minutes
of good normal person material that I can pull off, right?
I would not employ a phrase like,
I've got that dog in me,
even though it would make me insidiously memorable.
Right.
Right.
I would hear myself say it now and be like,
wait, I'm wrong because this kicks ass.
I have a friend for life and also a go to call and
response.
Fuck.
At my local grocery store.
At a fucking grocery store.
Now there is also a chance here.
I'm, I'm trying to think of like when this joke, when this
joke would be employed and maybe you're like, Hey, you know, you're
new to the story.
You don't know everything is you ask that person like, Hey, you're like, hey, you know, you're new to this story, you don't know everything.
You ask that person like, hey, where's like the dog food?
And they're like, oh, you're looking for dog food.
And you're like, yeah, I got that dog in me.
And now they're thinking this is like a shaggy dog situation
where maybe perhaps literally they're worried about you.
Yeah.
You have a dog.
100%.
It was not because they wanted to buy dog food.
They probably checked out with, I'm going to gonna say maybe they were preparing for a Super Bowl party and in doing so they bought a dozen packages of
Condoms of little smokies
Just a little pepperage farm little sausages ready to go and they were probably like wow
That's a lot of little smokies that you're about to eat and they said I got that dog in me
That's the way to funny to suspect. I don't know when the phrase I've got that dog in me might be important
Yeah, it's not when you're referring to having actual dog like characteristic. No, I'm no I'm not now
Yeah, I should on the but I also didn't think it was I'm gonna eat twelve packages of little smokies by myself. I I am
Do you guys have relationships of this ilk?
And Griffin, I know you, you're probably still establishing them.
Trab, do you have any in your area that you have like that are patterned
responses like this situations where you see someone at a store you go to and you,
you have like a beat or a routine?
I wouldn't know.
Absolutely not.
I'll give you time to think because I have a lot.
There's my lady at El Ranchido.
Why didn't you just ask yourself that question, Justin?
Why did you ask me?
Do you want one of us to ask you that question?
Well, I gave you the thought starter and then I'll answer the question, then you can
answer the question as well because I got my lady at El Ranchido that said every time
she sees me, she's like, I know, I know, not so many chips because they send a lot of chips.
And I had to say, like, guys, a lot of these chips are going to waste.
Please don't send me chips.
I'm here every week.
And they're like, OK, no problem.
So that's kind of our back and forth.
And she says, I know, not so many chips.
And then she doesn't give me as many chips.
Yeah. You're just your little chips, Justin, to them.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just Justin, just Justin, little chips.
Mm hmm. There is the guy
at the liquor store that calls me Mr. Four Roses. That's fine. Did you walk in there with
four roses one time? I just buy four roses there all the time. And I buy the biggest
bottle they have because I don't like going to the liquor store that much. Have you thought
about saying please Mr. Four Roses is my father, oh, I'm sorry, is Four Roses?
It's a whiskey, it's a whiskey.
Okay, I thought you were making floral purchases
at the liquor store every time you went there.
Yeah, that would be cool actually.
The story of the dad who buys four flowers
at the liquor store every week when he goes there
is a short story.
It's heartwarming.
I actively go outside and thank my sanitation workers
when they take my trash.
Yes, that's huge.
And they love that.
Yeah, everyone loves being thanked.
Griffin, do you have any interaction to people
more than once?
You miss that?
Did you have that in Austin?
Did you have like a little community there that you?
Yeah, man.
I had like friends and stuff, but I didn't,
I didn't, you know, COVID was hard on.
Yeah, it was.
COVID ruined a lot of our, a lot of stuff.
A lot of my gimmicks.
Like I don't even remember a lot of them.
There was the Planet Fitness when they,
I would walk in there and they would throw a medicine ball
at me as soon as I came in,
but I would never know what the weight
of the medicine ball was going to be.
And so it was always a gamble of like,
do I catch it or do I get out of the way?
That was Tony who did that
at the Planet Fitness in Austin.
That was sort of a game that we played.
I had Larry at the post office downtown,
near the one on Veterans Memorial, the main branch.
That's where my P.O. Box is.
Yeah.
And he would get mad at me every time I came in, because I hadn't come in frequently enough
to collect the packages and they'd be...
Sorry, I think we all have had that for when we had P.O. Boxes at various times.
The number of just withering looks I've received from our nation's post office workers for the the sheer number of what is
happening on this show. What I mean like I'm people write in for advice they ask they wrote that
the funniest thing I've ever heard which is I made the joke I got that dog in me and now they say
I got the dog in you and I'm forced to bark and you guys are like let me tell you about how I get
chips in a restaurant and I get too much real a trap Trav Trav think really fucking carefully right now
Think about the fucking razors edge that you Travis Patrick
McElroy the first are
Dancing on right now. Do you realize you are at you did you didn't take out a loan from the bank?
You robbed the bank and you had this all this money in your hands and you're what?
Wobbling down the street and coins are spilling out. You robbed the bank and you had all this money in your hands and you're wobbling down the street
and coins are spilling out.
You're like, back on target, everybody.
Keep on task.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
I'm just saying we could be discussing what to do
instead of barking.
There's nothing to do.
There's nothing to do.
You're in it.
Here's what you do.
It's sick.
Ask me.
Griffin, ask me, you got that dog in you?
Hey, you got that dog in you, Trav?
Not anymore.
Bad.
Bad. Bad.
Not today, feeling a little down.
No, you're not.
What about you?
You do have that dog in you.
It's okay to have, okay, this moment of regularity
in this person's life and in your life,
it brings you both joy.
There's one thing that you know is gonna work out
and if it's this guy comes in,
he's gonna say something about have the dog in you.
That's great for everybody.
We love this regularity.
Okay.
Then how do, if you're looking for new friend, how do you elevate?
I got that dog in me.
Do you have that dog in you?
Let's go to a dog park together by which I mean, hang out.
Now this is cool.
Actually.
If you can, next time you go to check out, ask him first.
Hey, you got that dog in you?
And then see what happens.
Do you want some of my dog in you?
Wait.
Do you want me to put my dog in you?
Woof woof.
Woof woof, here comes the dog.
Hey, do you all want me to do a wiki-hub segment joke?
Yes, please.
Yeah, sure.
I mean, this is-
700. If you have one ready. 700th one, sure. Great. I mean this is. 700.
If you have one ready.
700th one, thank you Scotty for sending this in.
It's a big one.
And it's how to fake that you know about football.
Oh.
But I'm not gonna know.
This is maybe coming in maybe a week or two late.
But.
This is a good time to start.
Cause you don't want to fake like you know football
is a super bowl, too high stakes.
Yeah, you get some practice in with some low stakes games.
I am, I'm on, I will say I'm on a fucking real tight swivel
with this article.
If it tries to get out of line and teach me about football,
Yes.
I'll be furious.
Uh-oh.
I mean, let's skip step one,
which is learn the basic rules.
Okay.
Now that's not faking it.
Now, now, hold on.
Now, now, hold on.
I know football, by the way.
I watch football.
I know how to football.
I'm not trying to represent,
like I don't understand the rules of football.
I'm just saying, I don't want this article to teach me.
I've seen football in the background
of a couple of Justin's B-reels,
and it's an exciting era.
It's a peak in the Justin's life that I never expected.
Football era.
I mean, what they are defining is the basic rules.
That I think is sort of a sliding scale.
I think that you should at least know
that the ball is supposed to go to the other guy's side.
And if it does, there's, you get seven points or six points.
Even that, even that, I think the only step one should be be able to visually
identify football versus other sports.
It's the longest game.
It last long.
The field is so fucking big.
It's crazy how big this fucking Jason Park posted a TikTok.
How in a three hour televised sport, a football game,
how many minutes of actual football are being put,
like not like-
It's one hour, not big.
Not big, 60, yeah.
Not game clock, not game clock.
I mean, people playing actively,
playing football, tossing the ball around, running,
playing football.
I say-
I've got to guess guess 25 to 28 minutes.
80.
12.
It's boring.
12 minutes of actual shit happening.
And the rest is talking in ads in a three hour telecast.
Yeah.
12 minutes of football.
All right.
So you don't need to know that though.
I think I'm just going to go.
I like football. I'd say So you don't need to know that though. I think I'm just into.
I like football. I say it's wild.
It is wild. It is actually why I as the
type of brain that I have like football compared to basketball.
Basketball is so much happening all the time.
Concealing.
Check out for good stretches.
It's got some respiraries built in football.
12 minutes spread out over three hours.
That is exactly my level of concentration.
I would love it.
But baseball's like white noise.
That's the answer.
I would love a 12 minute long football game.
If they're like, all right gang,
the Ravens are playing the Oilers out there.
This Oilers is not.
That would be sick.
That would be sick.
They just in turn may line the football into me.
I don't have a lot of time.
I need the quibi of football.
I need quibble. Just don't have a lot of time. I need the quibby of football. I need quibball
Just like they score a touchdown and immediately start running to the other side. I don't even need to punch frankly
He's Casper to come out be like I got a plan to save quibby
We've got an exclusive multi-year multi-billion
The field should be 10,000 yards long. And you both play from one end to the other?
Both teams start at the middle
and whoever gets the ball furthest down their zone
in 12 minutes via any, am I making rugby?
Am I?
Just give them two, okay, two balls, one for each team.
They just start running.
And however far they can make it,
whoever runs the farthest.
I gotta read this kickass little carve out here
in the rules segment,
because it says,
lots of the sports little rules change yearly
and even ardent fans can have a hard time keeping up.
Chances are, if there is a new rule,
the commentators will explain to the audience
possibly even several times.
So keep listening to them
I love the idea of you watching a televised
Football game with your friends and not getting that a first down happened and then being like must be one of those new
new fangled rules
You can't hit the guy when he doesn't have the ball
Soft NFL rules are new.
I hate him.
No, I've been watching a lot of college football.
It must be, sorry, I sometimes forget
to switch over in my brain.
Yeah, that's assuming that-
Super professional.
Yeah.
Find out a few players' names.
If you wanna look like you know what you're talking about
during a football game,
you should probably know a few of the people involved.
Quarterbacks are usually the most popular
and famous players involved.
The knowing the names of the coaches in a few,
no fucking way, no fucking way are you gonna make me
remember the names of coaches.
No way.
Okay, okay.
Listen, come to Travis to actually learn how to fake it.
Call their numbers out like their nicknames for them.
Are you like, come on, number 15.
That's 15.
Come on. 12's kicking ass out there today. The, come on, number 15. That's 15. Come on.
12's kicking ass out there today.
The names are on there, guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why you're avoiding saying the name.
Yeah.
You can also just give them your own nicknames.
Like Striker.
Or you're just like, uh.
There goes Striker.
Striker's Striker.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Do you mean Patrick Mahomes?
Yeah. Striker. No, man. Striker. Do you mean Striker? Do you mean Patrick Mahomes? Yeah, man strike
Do you mean strike do you mean strider strike strider? Yeah, there's strider. There's Bilbo
Gandalf the catch was a damn there's Gandalf again
Look at that Gandalf out there running so fast like Gandalf did I have practical advice that I think would work
What if you what if you get super drilled in on one player
That's what everything about the kicker and that so like you only care about it
And when the kicker comes out all of a sudden you're a font of knowledge. Yeah, one's gonna suspect
Yeah, sliver, you know, we've taken a sample this sample says they know everything about football
We've taken a course sample. This course sample says they know everything about football.
It doesn't even have to be a current player.
Cause you could say, you know who that guy reminds me of?
Neon Dion.
That's fucking good, Kristen.
You could say, what's great about Neon Dion,
Dion Sanders, football and baseball,
which every sport you're watching,
you can say that's shadows.
I'm getting a whiff of Neon Dion off that guy.
Oh, I like that.
The shadow of Neon Dion out there.
You can also throw out things along those lines of like,
oh, they haven't been in this good years.
And for some reason, that's always true.
Or saying something like, this feels like the start of a dynasty.
Always true.
Yeah.
Um, like these are things, only at the start of the season you don't want to employ that
Let me be clear last game of the season when they're like, I don't know like three and twelve or whatever
You don't want to be like this is the start of a kind of stay. I I let's make this practical for our friends at home
I think you have to know
At least if you want to keep this rules going for football players names
And I know that's a lot lot but you can't say if
Somebody throws like wait team or just total total total total
Because main thrower the main catcher
I mean throw the main catcher the main runner the main hitter if you can't if you can't say like you know
I hate it. Nobody knows anybody's name on the defensive line in the real world. Nobody football guys do football guys
Definitely, I guess are we faking like expertise or just
the good news is. Refrigerator Perry William refrigerator Perry. Yes. Was a defensive player.
I think fuck we're showing our asses even doing jokes about the thing. Research the teams playing.
No. Thank you. That's learning about it.
That is where that is a level of fidelity that you should not fuck around with. You do not need that.
You do not need that. I think you get mad about the refs. That's a classic, right?
If the referee stopped, you just yell let them play. And I think yeah, that's a good one.
Let them play.
You say let them play. This is why I think the vocabulary you say, let them play.
You say NFL, huh, no fun left.
And then everybody around will be like, yes, pound it.
And then you like go to the bathroom and lay on the floor for about a half hour.
It's just like, OK, OK, OK.
I mean, I think you can get away with a lot of thinking
by just learning some key vocabulary.
Like you feel like, oh, good drive, right?
That, oh, that feels so, that feels so right.
Doesn't it?
A good drive.
You learn when the first down happens.
Because if you can say like, that's first down right there.
No, no, no.
That'll, that's too much to learn.
The fourth, the, once you get in the first downs, that stuff's all confusing.
You don't want to worry about any of that stuff. It's fundamental agree
It's not it's not it's it's bored. It's too hard
It's too hard to know when they got they draw a line with computers now
And if they cross that line you just say first down but they look four times
But sometimes they do it again. It's it's it doesn't make any sense
I don't want I don't want to learn a bunch of shit
about the rules of football,
but I will find some trivia to discuss.
These can be obscure facts about the game.
Did you guys know,
or maybe a crazy story involving one
or more of the players?
Absolutely not.
But the fun facts about football,
did you know the stitches on a football
are made from violin bow strings?
Not a lot of people know about that.
Well, the stitches on a football,
it's one lace done all the way through.
So you can tell.
No, actually that's how it used to be
when they made balls out of, you know,
hide and stuff like that, but now it's 3D printed.
Another one you could throw out, someone gets hurt. Oh, a lot of entries this year.
So many entries. Always true. Because football is an overly unnecessarily violent game.
Even if it's the first game of the season. A lot of entries this year.
A lot of big names getting taken out by football in football.
Did you hear about the guy who had a football thrown through his chest last week?
You didn't hear about that?
Google it.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom while you Google it.
Listen to the commentators. These people are paid to explain the game to the audience,
so take advantage of that.
That's awesome.
And he gets a first down.
I said it first.
I said it first.
The guy came after me.
This is why I hope they said what they did
on Nickelodeon for the Super Bowl
and have Patrick and SpongeBob commenting through every game
because then I would love to have
a very one-sided disagreement with
SpongeBob's calls where I'm like, no, SpongeBob, that was not.
I disagree, SpongeBob.
Yeah.
Because then you seem like you know a lot about football and hate SpongeBob.
How do you guys think they deal with players who are injured on the field?
In the SpongeBob broadcast?
They have to turn it all off.
Why do they have to turn it all off. What? They have to turn it off?
You can't have a fucking, you can't have
fucking squidward behind a man whose career
has just ended in front of him.
Like, get off your winner, like you can't do it.
You need an extra leg, I'll give you one of mine.
Oh no, he's been down too long,
he's getting the cat dog leg hump.
Oh, cat dog.
Oh no, no. Oh, there's Larry the lobster dancing leg hump. Ah, cat dog. Oh no, no.
Oh, there's Larry the lobster dancing behind him.
It's all better now.
But what if Plankton comes out and he's like, I did it.
I got another one.
I've built an Android to hide in its brain,
and now I'll take your place in the game.
Make occasional comments.
This is starting to reach expert level, like,
Sutterfuge, because I feel like you could probably
just sit there and like, all right.
I guess maybe that's what they're talking about,
but they specifically are saying,
it's best to keep your comments as generic as possible.
Something like a what-a-play or great move
can contribute to the conversation
without having to actually say anything specific now
I will say someone gets injured on the field and you go what a play or
That's where he just yell got him. Yeah, somebody gets tackled into a camera person who then crumples
Like a like a can and you go what a big play is
Good you should understand, before you do that, you should understand what team
you like and the other team people.
That is, yeah, because you should only say anything
when the when the team you like is throwing the ball around,
like, because you could say what a play when the bad guys do something
and everyone in the room be like, Judas, they don't like you anymore.
If you promised it, listen, I have to admit,
you gotta admit, good play, right?
I think you can get away with that.
But here's my question for you based on this article, boys.
How many times do you think you could employ the phrase,
great move, but for people like, hey,
yeah, I was just thinking textbook in my head.
That was the phrase.
That's good. So we're coming up with the best
generic thing to say at a football party
that you can drop maybe a dozen times
without people clocking it.
Textbook is gonna get flagged, I'm afraid.
You're thinking more than classic.
What about there it is?
Fundamentals.
There it is implies that it is a good thing that has happened.
You may not have that awareness.
Okay, Juice, but if we strip down to that,
then the only thing that works is wow.
No, they could fuck up like, text book.
Text book, they're always fucked up like this.
What about tighten up?
Tighten up, come on guys.
Get it in there.
Or, and when they do something good, you say, that's tight.
You guys are really tight. Hey loosen up a little listen. I was some fun out there
When when the team I like doesn't have the ball the only thing I the the nuance of the game is completely lost on me
The only thing I'll ever say at that point is all right big stop
We need a turnover All right, big stop. Big stop. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn over, come on, we need to turn over. Getting this going too, I did it instinctively,
but like, get a little clap going,
it's just really into it.
And maybe like a readjusting your seat,
like okay, let's get, come on.
This is a big one.
Oh, this is a big one.
This is a big one works always,
because they only play 12 minutes of the sport.
It's all always pretty big.
We need a big stop, big stop here, come on.
Or a big go.
I think just a big one is preferable.
One thing that this article doesn't mention,
I mean it does say find out which team
everybody's cheering for and sort of focus
your efforts on them, which is very good.
What they don't tell you is that some of the times
the jerseys look mad similar, extremely.
When I started watching Blue's hockey
in like 2017, and we watched a lot of it
because we had a newborn and didn't have much else to do.
He loved hockey.
He freaking loved hockey.
And the number of times that the Blues were playing a team
with Blue in their jersey, and they would score a goal,
and I'd be like, yes, baby!
And Rachel'd be like, that's actually the bad guys team
And it's very it's embarrassing every time. They don't warn you about that. So you just always have to keep your head on a swivel
I
Think by the way football is thinking about this the quarterback should have special colored jerseys
So that everybody knows not to hit them too hard, right. Like they like goalies have special jerseys in European football, in real football.
And so why don't they give special colored jerseys and like extra padding and maybe
a pillow on their front and on their butt for quarterbacks or better yet, put them
in a pod that can't be reached.
I mean, they don't, they wear special little pads
from what I understand.
So you should be able to identify the quarterback.
Where's little pads?
They need bigger pads though.
They're precious.
But they can't...
Oh, spikes is awesome. Airbags.
What about that?
You get hit, they just inflate out
and knock all the defenders away.
They should be on a series of rip cords
so that after they throw the ball,
they can be pulled upward into the sky
so that no one can hurt them.
I love that.
Robotic avatars.
Guys, we gotta stop making better versions of football.
If it was this cool, everybody would watch it.
You know what I mean?
I'd meet these explainers.
I say put the quarterback up on like a three foot tall pillar
so he can't be reached.
Yeah.
He can get down off it if he wants to run.
Yeah.
Then he's making the choice to make himself vulnerable.
Um, I don't want to, I've, that's all the football I've got in me.
Touchdown. What a touchdown.
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I don't know.
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So here's the sitch. I work at an office where. I gotta think about it. So here's the stitch.
I work at an office where they buy our lunch every day
in exchange for working during lunch.
I absolutely love this, as lunch is expensive
and I don't mind eating while I work.
I think what you can mind is-
You can eat, not bed.
I think what you should write is working while you eat.
But God.
God.
We are a very small office, Max Four People,
which is it on a given day max for people and when it comes time for lunch recommendations one guy every day without fail suggest
Jason's deli
Say water every day. I let it slide for a few weeks as I was the newbie, but I couldn't take it anymore
There's always so much Jason's deli one can eat one day I threw out a different option the next day he went at 9 a.m. That's suggestion Jason's for lunch
I like the guy don't want to make a thing here in a small office, but how should I go about addressing this situation?
That's from low some lunch lasts in lower Houston
Is it pay you for that lunch work today? Let you off an hour early. I mean, as your rep, I've got some questions.
You just worked through what this does sound like an ocean violation, but whatever.
Yeah.
Um, there's many Jason's delis that you could choose from.
Maybe in the, I'm just looking at this in the, in the Houston area, uh,
there's three that I can see.
So maybe just say, can we try a different, a different Jason's,
different Jason's today. I heard the one down on Montrose is actually the one Jason works at.
And so that one's going to be good.
I think outside the context of this question, the side that's just popped into my brain,
is this other employee having to every day suggest Jason's deli like it's just
occurred to him. Hey, you know who I was, oh, I was thinking of a place earlier. What was it?
You mentioned Justin. You said it. What was it? Justin Steiner? Something. You know what would go down smooth today?
I heard it on the radio.
Yeah, it's 9 a.m.
I know the office doesn't open until 10, but you know what would be so good today in four
hours?
Jason's Deli.
Have you tried it?
Jason's Deli would go down really smooth.
I mean...
You could get into work at 8.59.
I mean, you got one up, you know, always one step ahead.
That's a good option.
This is going to end with you two in the parking lot in your cars at two in the morning setting
timers.
That is a tall sandwich.
It's a big sandwich.
I just gave a picture of the sandwich at Jason's Deli.
I'm seeing some ruffle cut chips, just the way I like them.
A pickle.
Yeah, it's a sandwich.
This is a deli sandwich.
Which is given to my wife, a bowl of fruit.
I'm loving the look of this.
I don't blame for wanting Jason's.
I want some Jason's.
Right now, I gotta be honest.
What I'm gonna do is say.
But it does say, it does clarify,
not just Jason's deli, the same order every day.
Well, I feel like.
Well, I mean, that may be their,
that may be their steeze.
I don't begrudge them that,
but I do think that there's so many good meals out there.
So many wonderful sandwiches, even at Jason's Deli.
Yes.
Now, you, just because they get the same order every day,
doesn't mean you have to.
That's true.
Either way, through the Jason's Deli menu,
document it on TikTok, by the Bing, by the boom. You're famous. This
would be a problem for me because there's typically maybe one sandwich that
I could stomach at a place that is weird. There's usually like one. You're the other
co-worker in this. Yeah, I'm the Jason's deli. I'm Jason's deli. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm Jason's deli. Yeah, thank you. I'll have it again. Perfect. Yeah, thank you.
Okay. This is good. I like it. I like the sandwich. I'll have it again. Perfect. Yeah, thank you. Okay.
This is good.
I like it.
I like the sandwich.
I don't want to get a different sandwich.
This is a good sandwich.
I have the same sandwich every day.
Here's what you do.
Monday, order Jason's Deli.
Tell your boss order four more of that same thing for Justin.
Yeah.
And then we'll order from different places and just keep giving him a taste of the deli sandwich. Boy, this pastrami sandwich usually smells better than it does right now.
A dry age pastrami sandwich.
Guys, listen, you know me.
I fucking love Jason's deli, but this sandwich smells, have you guys noticed that the Thursday
sandwiches smell off?
Do they have bad beef on Thursdays? Maybe also the fruit flies
More prevalent really bad this pickle is beige and
Okay, what about this what about you go to a phone at the office and you call Jason's deli and you say hey
What's up? It's me from the office, and I just want to see you guys fucking Michael Scott
There's no from the office of the orders everything I was gonna say is sandwiches shitty and you guys are shitty fuck you
You're trying to get cut off you're trying to get cut off. They're like who is this?
That guy fuck you. No
You remember what you did?
You heard what you called yesterday,
I said our pickles are limp.
You said we had limp pickles.
We're not gonna sell it to you anymore.
Place it still like this, it deserves it.
You said you have limp pickles
and then you said fuck you like 15 times.
And you said it under your breath
like your word people in the office
were gonna hear you say it. And then you start saying limp biscuit and giggling to yourself.
What's wrong with you? Are you okay?
Hey listen, hey is this Jason's telly?
Yeah, I'm gonna call back in like 10 minutes and I'm gonna order sandwiches, but I don't mean it.
No, no, no.
And I'm not gonna sound like me at all.
I'm gonna be doing a funny, well a normal voice that's different from my own.
But this is a funny bit And you tell me we're out
of sandwiches that will never have more sandwiches again. What? Yeah.
It's a prank you're pulling on me. I'll forget in the next 10 minutes.
Jason quit. Jason quit. Jason's doing other stuff now.
So we don't do his sandwiches anymore.
I am troubled by the fact that you make yourself infinitely assassinated.
A bowl with this kind of pattern. This is what oceans 12 would be looking for, right?
We put, he gets the same sandwich every day.
So we put dookie pills in his sandwich.
So he had the dookie all day.
Every, every time he goes to a ranchito, he gets less chips.
So we just need to, we need to look for the bowl
that only has a third of the chips for, for less hungry boys.
We have to put more poison on fewer chips
to get the dosage right.
Guys, what I'm saying is I order a couple dips
and then the meals.
And then we all get chips with the meals
and then a bag of chips with each of the dips.
So I'm coming home with, this is not like a quirk.
I'm coming home with eight bags of tortilla chips.
It's too many.
And I don't wanna waste all their tortilla chips.
That's all I'm saying. I don't wanna get too personal. It's too many. And I don't want to waste all their tortilla chips. That's all I'm saying.
I don't want to get too personal. Thank you. Ever.
But I don't know anyone. I don't know this man. Under any circumstances. But I didn't know
Gryffindor moved to DC until this episode when Justin brought it up. But I will say there's a part of
me that is very kind of jealous
as someone who's worked from home his entire adult life,
basically, of eating outside food for lunch of any stripe.
I feel like my lunch game is very pragmatic,
is very utilitarian.
Yes.
And it's not, I would be thrilled to eat Jason's daily
Every day I I think I have tried by the way to sometimes order lunch for myself here at the house
And I feel like I'm I feel like a kid wearing dad's shoes
They know you know they know that i'm pretending to be a big office businessman. Who knows they know when they when they 20 year old delivering your sandwich
Yeah, man
This guy this dude got one sandwich and chips to his house in the middle of the work day like this is not a business
Man, why does he trying to have lunch? Why is he on a power?
He lives in his house. He's in his house. He's in his house. Good lives. Yeah. It's not a wild lunch
It's just like a wrap from subway or something something. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Feels like a trick on playing on myself.
Yeah.
So that was a little sad window.
Yeah. I don't know what they're saying about that.
There's a draft in here.
Let me just close the sad window that we just opened up for everyone.
The worst one I ever got was one time at the wrap place.
I got a smoothie with it, right?
Like a healthy smoothie of one of those health smoothies and I'm drinking it in my house.
Yeah.
It's like, yep, good choices today, business man.
We're turning over a new leaf at the office.
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We're doing a jump rope competition for my kids charity.
Hey, does anybody want to buy Girl Scout Cookies? stuffed animals we're doing a jump rope competition for my kids charity hey does
anybody want to buy Girl Scout cookies my one cat other cat no takers postman
you want my cookies for my kids school I'm a business guy softball league
anyone just me just be one one man pickleball.
Dickleball more like thanks for listening to my brother. My brother. Sorry, it's the Duchess of Dickleball.
Was the name of that TV series.
I love it.
Season.
Thank you so much for listening to our podcast, My Brother, My Brother, Me.
You're welcome. The end.
What if we could just end it like that?
No, we can't. We have a wish to fungal or.
Yeah.
And a big announcement.
Yes.
Which one do you guys want to do first?
Probably the.
The way we always have done it for many years.
Yeah.
For sure.
That sounds good.
A big announcement.
Big announcement.
Chicago.
We're doing two live shows in Chicago in April, April 24th.
Doing my brother and my brother me, April 25th,
doing the adventure zone, and then April 26th
through the 28th, we're gonna be at C2E2,
the schedule is to be announced, but-
We're gonna be doing all our best Chicago jokes.
Yeah, our deep dish jokes.
Hot dog, deep dish.
The bear.
The bear, lots of bear, Dave Matthews band pooping bus
in the river. Classics.
In the river.
The classic stuff.
The Cubs and the White Sox are gonna be there.
We are doing the three Blues Brothers as well.
We just mentioned we're doing the three Blues Brothers,
our tribute to the Blues Brothers.
Our three man one man show.
Guys, the three Blues Brothers,
a tribute to the Blues Brothers is such a good name
that I may actually make us do it.
There's something there. Not for these Chicago shows though, don't worry. Brothers attribute to the Blues Brothers is such a good name that I may actually make us do it
There's something there not for these Chicago shows though. Don't worry. We're not gonna beta test any more high concept shows for a live Audience ever again our first 20 fungal or live show and what that means. I have no fucking clue man
Yeah, it's good. You see two e2 badges now. They're on sale. But you do not need a badge to attend the live show,
the tickets for the live show gone sale this Friday,
March 1st at 10 a.m. local time for more information
and ticket links go to bit.ly slash McRoy2is.
If you're listening to this on Monday the 26th
or you could watch the video on demand later,
I'm going to be streaming a Dungeons and Dragons
one shot tonight on my twitch channel twitch.tv
Slash the Travis McRoy at 8 30 p.m. Eastern Time
Although Clark is DMing I'm playing as well as Tybee Diskin of Arona blue and Gabe Hicks
It's gonna be super fun
And even if you don't make it tonight like I said the video on demand will be available on the channel twitch.tv
Slash the Travis McRoy we got merch over at McElroyMerch.com
including and sometimes it rains in T-shirt and some great fungalore. I got mine ordered.
Stuff on there too. Me too.
And there will be new stuff up March 1st so check it out then.
Keep an eye on it. Thanks to Montaigne also for these four theme song. My life is better with you.
I really really really really like it a lot.
Can I read the wish this time?
Because I really feel this one in my heart
and I was just thinking about it.
Sure, sure. Actually.
OK, ready?
Oh.
Please bring back Altoids Sours.
Any flavor would be great.
But I miss the tangerine most of all.
Wow. My name is Justin McRoy. I'm Travis McRoy. I'm Griffin McRoy saying. It's been my brother
my brother me kiss your dad's square on the lips. My life, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah It's better with you.