Not Another D&D Podcast - C3 Ep. 55: Big Brother (The Ice Knife Saga)
Episode Date: March 8, 2024Alexandrite brings the heat to the Frigid North! Calder bonds/feuds with his brothers, Sol utilizes his flying bicycle kick, and Callie fakes an affair. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod... to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Secret Basement" by Emily Axford."The Wild Down Under" by Emily Axford. "The Purge" by Emily Axford."Soul Coins" by Emily Axford. "Greener Shades" by Emily Axford. "Winter's Mantle" by Emily Axford. "The Smithy's Hut" by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford."Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford."Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford."Shock at the Dock" by Emily Axford."Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome back to Bahumia, everybody.
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I'm your dungeon master Brian Murphy,
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Oh, that's right. I know something's up.
Text Calliope to remind me about.
Right. Yeah. My hand is blistered from the ice and then of
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All right, everybody, let's go ahead and do a little recap.
Emily, stop rolling.
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I was very worried she was gonna be able to record she was in rough shape, okay
So last time Gowen killed a the ranger, joined you at the Alchemist Lab to investigate
a disturbance of Swag's android body.
I wonder who did that?
After testing you to make sure you weren't replicants by pretending to stab Calder, he
brought you to a room above the North Star Tavern to talk.
There, you told him that swag had said Gregor
was compromised. Shaken, Gowon resolved to keep Gregor at first light to isolate him.
Despite Calder's protests, Gowon refused any help and just said to keep your parents safe.
Afterwards, you headed back to Calder's house where Calder had a talk with his mom about destiny.
She revealed that a ghost near the Ice Kn knife relic told her that, quote, her little one would have
a part to play in helping the Faye.
Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. So cute. So cute. Mommy. Mommy. You ruined it. You ruined it. You ruined it.
Destiny. Thanks for this joy. Oh, man. Get the was actually about Gowen
parentheses parody meanwhile Callie had a conversation with a sunflower that popped out of the snow the flower
The flower...
Huge for Callie. Huge. The flower told her that Ariox had frozen some of the giant kin leaders from the giant
Dragon Wars and that they might be willing to help you if you'd help them destroy the fey crowns, an
increasingly interesting idea now that they've become a liability.
That night, Kenna shared a vision with Saul about a talk
she had with Jaina Bronzebeard
about found family and reminded him that he had a brother in Albin.
Before you could all come together, Callie was approached by Gregor, who wanted to meet
in the meat shed.
After some hiding and mere image shenanigans, you went out to meet him, but the giant was
acting normal.
Gregor even told you some good news that there were survivors from
the attack on Coldbreak and that a bullywug had led them to safety with the frozen fist.
Afterwards Gregor suggested you go to Boris Friggs to investigate what happened to him.
While there you notice that the door to his bedroom from his deck was open. With a natural 20
Sol noticed a hole in the ice that you all went out to investigate.
Callie did a cold plunge and with another natural 20, she found a pod where more replicants
may have entered the village and that's where we are now. So Callie has already emerged
from the lake with the, I believe, cast in large person on herself, if I remember correctly.
Yeah, just kind of like for fun. Just for fun.
Just thought it'd be like really fun to like burst out.
I mean also probably to be able to carry it out. Right on. Kali bursts out carrying parts of this strange pod.
Is that like a bobsled or something? Is that from some sort of sporting event called or what is that thing?
I've never seen that before. Yeah, no, that's for sure pretty fucking weird. Okay, so she's already here.
Yeah, I know that's for sure pretty fucking weird. Okay, so she's already here
She's already in your village. Yeah, okay. She's maybe already on the way to and I'm going to
I'm gonna lie. I'm saying this right now, and she's already on her way to the
Valley of the Fey
You know where the portal is. The Valley.
The Valley.
That thicket of thorns that you have to run straight into as quick as you can.
Yes.
You have to do a very special dance as you go through the thorns, of course.
Calder and Saul, give me insight checks with advantage.
And we'll set it at a DC12.
Wait, as I'm saying the lie, I wink once at Calder and I wink once at Stahls' and they have a
heartache inspiration.
Sad job. Do you wink at the same time?
Did you just close your eyes?
You each get a different wink.
Okay, a different wink.
I didn't see the first wink. I did roll in at one.
Let's see if I get a percentage.
Okay, oh god.
Oh my god. You said I had to be to 12?
Yeah.
I got 13.
Okay.
So it takes you a moment.
It almost explodes out of you like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Of course, you know what it is, right? Gregor, there's a dell. There's a deep dell.
It's a deep delve.
It's a deep delve and it's a portal.
Yeah. Okay.
So that's what she's after.
Okay and for that reason she came into the water here?
So I'm thinking that she's already entered
and like could already be on her way.
But would she know where to go?
Do we know if she knew of the portal?
She for sure everybody knows that there's a rift in the sky that has there have been various great
events that have happened here in the frigid north where like it's opened and a lagern have come in
where people have gone to the atrial plane. There is some barrier from her getting the ice knife
herself for some reason. Okay.
Because she wouldn't be fucking around with the town if she knew how to get it.
She'd just go get it, right?
Okay.
So she doesn't have it yet.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I think I hear all this and I'm like, thinking in my head, this was definitely to lead us
away from era.
And I'm just gonna say, sorry, cold plungers give me the runs and I'm just gonna take off. Epic. Epic. I brought you a robe. Wait, wait, should we do we
want to like go over the clues that we have for anything or? Yeah let's let's
regroup back at the meat shed. Yeah that could be like our secret
headquarters. Alright yeah you guys want to go to the meat shed? Let's go to the meat shed.
Alright. Meet at the meat. I'll meet you guys at the meat shed
It gives you guys a nod and just begins slinking through the streets
But he's a huge man with like clanking weaponry on him. He knocked over a trash can
Fuck jeez it just starts running super fast jumps a fence and goes through someone's yard and running ahead
jumps offends and goes through someone's yard and keeps running ahead.
Gregorized hole in a bush.
Yeah.
All right, yeah, I wanna head back to the meat shed too.
Yeah, I'm running.
Cool.
So you guys go back to this meat shed,
you find Gregor in there with you,
he's kind of pacing and looking around
and you've not gotten an alert from the serpents,
you've not gotten anything from Kenna,
the house seems to be undisturbed.
So it does not look like anything has happened yet.
I think I don't totally trust it.
So I'm going to just like run up and make sure everything's okay.
Cool.
You run in and there is the tiny hut where everyone's camping.
You hear Mira, Yerg, the serpents, and Kenna loudly snoring.
Okay, I want to go see it though. Yerg, the Serpents, and Kanna loudly snoring. Pfft. Ah.
Pfft.
Ah.
Okay, I want to go see it though.
Okay, yeah, you walk in.
Poke my head in.
Ah.
Miss Petricor, I was awake.
You're awesome, Kanna.
Thank you.
And the nun.
She clutches her chest and gets teary eyed.
You're awesome.
You're more awesome.
You're more awesome.
You're the best. I get inspired by you every day.
I get inspired by you quite literally.
So it's inspired by you.
You're the best.
Bring it in.
Bring it in.
She gives you a hug.
I've been really long.
Weeps happily ever night.
Oh, Glipkenna, forget what I'm doing.
Lay down to go to bed.
Remember that I have something more important to do.
Okay, I'll see you soon.
All right, I'll go back out.
Okay.
While she was in there,
Saul is distracting Gregor by seeing
how high Gregor can throw him in the air.
Okay, we still gotta be quiet.
Mom's gonna tell on me, okay?
Don't say we when you get tossed, okay?
Don't say we, okay, that's the rule.
All right, little guy gets tossed,
does not say we, you understand the game? I understand. Okay, ready? One, two, that's the rule. Alright, little guy gets tossed. Does not say wee, you understand the game?
I understand.
Okay, ready?
One, two, three.
Wow!
Oh, you fucking...
I said whoa!
You fucking kidding, you said so!
Are you guys throwing salt in the air?
Everyone stop!
Stop!
Shhh!
Whoa, it's not wee!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Alright, it's cousin.
It's like a prophecy, actually.
Will he wheel or will he whoa?
Now we can't play throw the little guy anymore. He fucking ruined it. Okay. Come on one more fine
Okay, he's done he's out. He's hot cool
Okay, look you see you guys get back in the meat shed and you see Gregor begins like writing in the frost on
The wall of the shed here.
And he goes, OK, so moms made me read a lot of books.
And a lot of those were mysteries, OK?
OK.
So we got to figure out the mystery.
What are the facts that we have?
Yeah.
We know the androids attacked Fleury Harbor.
They attacked Coldbreak.
Starts writing it out. They attacked East Watch. But
they're also coming in through the lake. Which one of those
feels a little different to you guys?
The lake.
That's right. Yeah. Because that's sneaky as fuck. Right? Why
are they being fucking sneaky? When they're not being
sneaky other times?
Yeah, distraction. Yeah, I think they're not being sneaky other times? Yeah, the distraction.
Yeah, I think they're looking for submission at other places and something else here.
Okay, so then you think the east watch thing might have just been a distraction?
Yeah, maybe they're maybe they're trying to draw our forces to the east watch.
Will you walk us through what happened at east watch?
Yeah. Yeah, so again
I wasn't there so I heard secondhand information from the Rangers there
But apparently there were some Rangers that came back
They were a little uncanny when they went to check in there were a couple questions and then
One of them turned into the frog
Then there was a fight and then the bullyug got taken to the Alchemist.
Yeah, this seems like a classic smokescreen, right?
But why did they need Boris?
And then Boris disappeared after.
Right.
Well, what you saw...
Um, hold on.
Solid... Solid Nia in a romantic relationship. what you saw um hold on
Sol and I are in a romantic relationship
we have to make out on the hour every
hour
so I'm gonna take him outside
clock's ticking babe
you guys you guys can make out in front of me and my brother if you want
I'm now but I'm so sorry
I don't mind
okay yeah it's cool I'm just gonna. I don't want it.
Okay, yeah.
That's cool.
I'm just going to-
Yeah, me and Calderrill.
No, we're fine to watch.
Me and Calderrill come up with a better story for breaking the shed.
Because as I was thinking about it, the bird story is not gonna happen.
Fell out of the sky.
Why?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why do birds stay in the sky?
That's the fucking point of birds
Sorry guys duty calls. All right. So you guys walk out pretending like you're gonna go
I was so sorry about that. So I was like starting to make out what we great, right?
He's so easy to lie to
The worst lies are coming out. Okay
Is it possible that what you saw is a lie and that was a distraction and actually it's Gowen who's been taken?
I didn't want to accept that, but I think that maybe Alexandra was using my trust in swag as a possible deception. Yeah. So I'm not sure if we can trust anything that was
said to me in those visions.
Yeah. Because if that was the distraction, Yeah. then wouldn't you buy,
Oh, Greg has been compromised
and you wouldn't be looking at Gowan,
you'd be given information to Gowan.
Did we tell Gowan about where?
Gowan knows where the where ice knife is.
Yeah, I think I'm concerned that
Alexander needs someone from like the Ranger General Lineage
or someone with like a special
key or biometric data to get through.
Yeah.
And that's why she needs Gowyn or Mira or maybe even Calder, I don't know.
She couldn't get Calder.
No.
Okay, okay.
I just wanted to get on the same page about that.
Okay.
Okay.
And then I mess up my hair.
I mess up your like the your toad slime.
Right.
I smear my makeup with frog slime. It's all pinches his neck to make it look like a hickey
Holy shit, you guys went hard. Yeah. How was the friendship?
It was very friend
Trey. Yeah, they kiss in the French style. That's awesome
You just kind of hang out with them and hurt the third wheel. Yeah,
well usually they excuse themselves. Sometimes they like it if I quote catch them in the
eyes. Oh, very fun. Very cool. It's all tre risk gay, you know. Okay. Okay, well if
we were concerned about them coming to my parents the other person that they may be going to,
Boris Gowen.
Yeah. Hey, just so like, we don't need to be too worried when we're sneaking around,
where's your loser brother right now?
I would imagine probably at Eastwatch, or he could be anywhere trying to deal with this stuff.
I don't know, he's got me out in the boonies.
Do you have like a twin sensibility
that you guys can communicate?
Totally.
Yeah.
Okay, so like, where is he right now?
Yeah, try to twin ping him.
Yeah, oh, twin ping him, like,
maybe I punch you really hard in the arm.
Ow, okay.
Yeah, twinging.
All right, all right, I will, all right, uh.
He's twinging.
All right.
Closes his eyes, puts his hand up to his temples
Gregor the gown
Gregor the gown. Yeah, right Gregor the gown gown. Where are you?
Just rip Sephard
You destroyed the meat said there's so much ruined meat here now guys can't tell dad
That's good for ventilation
Let's get the story straight right okay, so a move
You
Look for a moose or a bird
Get a nat 20 for the be a fucking moose just nearby get a nat 20 for a moose to be nearby
There are birds there's a huge fucking bird nearby. Can I speak with animals?
Yeah.
Hey, what's your currency?
What do you want more than anything?
Food!
What's your favorite food?
Dead animals?
Don't tell it about the bees!
Okay, this shed is full of meat.
Dive bomb into it as fast as you can.
Telly, no! Isn't that what you wanted?
I didn't want it to take the meat.
Vulture.
We wanted it to cover the whole.
No, a giant like dire vulture dives down and starts picking at the meat and stuff and
Gregor goes fuck Cheez-E.
No guys, it needs to take a little meat for it to be convinced in.
You understand?
Yeah.
A little meat may be.
Okay. It's huge!
I need to fucking cheese it out of here!
You can't keep cheesing it out of here!
You already cheesed it in here!
I know!
Alright, look!
Where are you cheesing it to?
I need to go back to the fucking tower because if Gal and Fartel just can get pissed!
Okay, okay!
Absolutely, absolutely!
I think that's a good idea!
Chees it!
Alright, you go chees it!
Chees it!
Alright, you guys do whatever!
Chees it!
Okay, oh wait!
He beefed it then he cheesed it!
Gregor, before you go, what's up?
I grab his arm, pull him in, and...
Oh dude!
God! All right, I break another hole in the roof.
We're so fucked, that's gonna freak out!
All right, I'm out of here.
You see, uh, yeah, Gregor takes off.
I just, I don't want it to be Gregor.
It's too pure.
Um, alright.
What would Alex Andretri do with that?
Should we track him?
I mean, but he's easy.
I was thinking about it.
He's like, easy to lie to.
He's such an open book in a way.
Gregor's a liability, but so is, so is Gowen.
If Alex Andretri gets to him, then she'll know exactly where the ice knife is.
So I checked upstairs they seem fine. Do we want to split up send some people to
find Gowen or do we want to all go try and find Gowen? I say we want to trail Gregor.
I say we all go find Gowen. We're gonna need all the help we can get.
Yeah okay. I'm happy to go keep an eye on. We're gonna need all the help we can get. Yeah, okay.
I'm happy to go keep an eye on Gregor if you want. I can try and hide, make myself scarce
if you guys want to follow up on Gowen.
I feel like we're gonna need you though.
Yeah, I don't really want to be apart from you either.
Okay, great. Well, on the same page. Okay. Let's just do one last sweep of Mira's office to make sure that the map that I
stole, just make sure there's no remnants of the map that I already stole.
You look in there and you copied it. You did not take it. It is still there.
Oh, all right. Let's let's take it. Okay. Okay. You guys rip it from the book.
Although, are we just going to be bringing it to someone?
I don't know. I'd rather have all the copies with us than have one vulnerable here actually guys before we go
I have something I wanted to ask. Yeah, is it okay if I use the show phone?
I really want to get a message out to Albin and Mock Oblin
And I think that maybe
Ursia could help us with her psionic network
I'm just trying to think of a way to like contact them,
let them know the situation,
how everything has evolved with mothership.
Before you do, I should probably upload both of you
what I learned.
Oh, right.
As you were saying, this reminder is on your hand.
It's so bloody now.
You're gesturing with your hand.
Wow, that's gonna need medical attention.
That's probably why the vulture found us.
It's really red, huh?
So basically, I got a message from the Feywild
and I think our best chance to prevent
Alexandrite from spreading there
is not necessarily closing the portal.
I think it's getting there and breaking the crowns
of the kings and queens of the Feywild
Because I think those are what Alexanderite will use to influence the rest of the Feywild more efficiently more effectively and
the prophecy of these serpents is to destroy these crowns
Right, so I think that it's possible that what we really need to do is
Get to the Feywild before she does and destroy the crowns before she gets her hands on them.
I guess we've already killed one king. What's a couple more crowns, right?
Yeah.
I like the idea of keeping the door to the Feywild open too.
Yeah. I was really worried about that and this feels much better. And also, Calda, just so you know, there's a group of giant kin
that was sort of frozen in time when everything went down
and they really want to destroy the crown,
but they're probably gonna wake up pretty angry.
All right.
And we're gonna need everything we can
to get them on our side.
So we have some potential friends as long as we apologize just right.
Yeah, yeah.
Right. What's the opposite of benefits?
Friends with conditions.
Friends with coveyards.
So that's it.
Okay.
I don't know.
Operation Crack the Crowns.
Operation Crack the Crowns. Yeah, yeah. Love it. Okay. Wasn crack the crowns operation crackers. Yeah. Yeah, love it
Okay, wasn't on board until it had a catchy name
Okay, so I mean I'm fine to use the shell phone that way. Do you feel good about that? Yeah, we've got
Got two charges on this thing. Yeah. Yeah, you have three total because she redid the one and you have one phone that has one.
And then we have a fake one, right?
And then Saul has a fake one.
Saul pulls out his fake one.
You know what? My phone has two charges.
Why don't you use that?
Wow. Look at how many bars you have on yours.
I know. I know.
What's your cell plan? What's your shell plan?
It's C-Mobile.
Really good.
Wow. Emily, really good. Emily, let's just pause theobile. Nice. Really good. Wild.
Emily, really good.
Emily, let's just pause the vodka and say, that was awesome.
Yeah.
I'm going to shake your hand.
Real quick, get over here.
I give her a huge hug and I cry.
You put your wedding ring back on?
Hey, it was off.
Oh my God, He's forgiven her.
During the intro shenanigans
It was tough there for a moment. Okay. I hand over the okay. I put on speakerphone. Great. You use the shell phone use the charge to send a message and what kind of message would you like to send to Ursia?
Hello Ursia. It's a duck team, it's Saul Callie and Calder. Hope
everything's going great. You guys have no magic, no he's running out of words.
I give him like the behind behind the scenes producer rapid out of a quicker picture.
Whoa just a crazy bird. Anyways. Oh are you calling me back? No, not you.
Damn, how does spam have my number?
What else?
What else?
I communicate to her that we're trying to get a message to Albin in Esri.
All right.
She has any means of relaying information.
And then I give her a summary of everything that's going on, but a kind of a hedged encoded
phrases.
Got it, cool.
I think I say, yeah, like,
our unwanted guest is finding new ways to slip in.
Got it, cool.
After a little while,
and I won't say this is a regular, you know,
sending spell, there's more words than that,
but there's sort of limited communication.
So essentially you get to use a charge
and then she gets to respond.
And you hear back after a little while. Oh
My goodness all it's so good to hear from you. It's Wednesday
It's about 2 a.m. Here. I hope you're doing good. It's super late
But that's okay. Hey, hey, I don't know
I like to stay up super late. It's all good in fact
I loved it
I love to hear from a friend
And you know sometimes when you get those late night calls
Sometimes it's a bad one and this one is kind of bad, but it's not totally bad
We scared him
Oh no
Okay, well, this is this item that I've given you is not
Magitech, but Magitech does replicate regular magic
So if your friend is a hacker,
and as you've sort of described him to me,
I believe he would be able to use this device.
I can send him a message in Esri,
and he can sort of triangulate the signal
and be able to find you and give you a call back
once he figures it out.
I would imagine for a talented hacker,
it would probably take him a few hours or maybe a day. Yeah. He's in his hacker era for sure. He's really
running. Yeah, he really is. Yeah. Yeah. Tell him I said, I miss him. That's so nice. I'll
do that. I miss you guys too. We miss her. Yeah, I say we miss her. No, it's gonna sound
like we said it as a reaction. Tell her we love her.
Tell her, okay.
We have to warm up it.
I love you, I love you, bye.
What, what, she said it.
Okay, she said it, alright.
Say you hang up first.
I'll make it really hot and really cold.
So I say, love you so much, hope you're well.
No.
What?
See you at the conference.
Yeah, the signal breaks.
You guys have used up a charge, but yeah, you guys do know Magitech to kind of work
that way.
Essentially, like, now you've got this powerful magic item on you.
Essentially what can happen is Ursia can tell Albin about it.
Albin can, like, find it and probably figure out a way to send a message through it.
Yeah, it felt a little rude to basically use her to connect us to someone else,
but you know, that's the situation we're in.
Yeah, I feel like she was okay with that, though.
Right. Well, yeah, I mean, it's hard to get a read on her because she's so positive.
I know, right? Nothing phases her.
Yeah. Don't you kind of just want to hear a snap?
Yeah.
Everybody give me perception checks.
Okay.
Shout out to the two crew. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody give me perception checks. Okay.
Shout out to the two crew. 13.
13.
Okay.
Not loud enough that it would wake everyone up because you are pretty far out here,
but Callie and Calder, you guys hear a distant boom boom like a rumbling.
Shit.
Ah.
Is it in the direction of the cave?
You walk out into the front of Calder's house or I'll even say like climb up like on the roof or like higher up.
You look out and you see that there is smoke coming from the town square.
Oh no.
Let's, let's cheese it. Should we cheese it or is
that the distraction? Wait what's what's what do you say when you want to cheese it
but towards a destination? Book it? Should we book it? We're getting lost in the
weeds. Let's go. Yeah let's let's let's go but let's stay suspicious. I don't know
if I don't know if Alexandra's gonna be this obvious. Yeah. Yeah. I think we've, we've got the map. Yeah.
Okay.
Let's go.
Uh, you guys run out towards the town square, but being careful not to be super
obvious.
And as you get there, you see that there is a crowd gathering.
So like as you get towards the edge of the residential district, more towards the
town square, people are sort of poking their heads out of their house concerned.
And then the people that were like in the North Star and stuff are pouring out and there's
a crowd of people outside of the Alchemist's place.
No.
And you see that the Alchemist's place is in flames.
No.
And as you know, there were lots of combustibles inside.
You see glass breaks, windows break, and more fire comes out. And there's
just all this panic and murmuring amongst all the people here. Oh no. I'm doing like active
perception on cold and not getting pickpocketed. On cold and not getting pickpocketed. Okay,
because he has the map. Right. Okay. Okay. Call okay, give me a perception check
Only 15 with that perception check You don't see anyone paying attention to Calder really at all
Everyone's focused up on this fire at the alchemist place and there's people yelling like ingrid ingrid and then a few people are yelling
Gregor's in there Gregor went in there what oh?
No, this could be all right. Well, yeah, it's a trap. I'm falling for it. Yeah, I
hate to be a repeater fender, but I rush in. Okay. All three of you guys rushing in? Yeah, I'm
going to. Okay, you guys rush in. It looks like the fire must have been started downstairs,
because the top floor is just pouring with black smoke from the basement door. It's kind of even
hard to see that and your eyes are burning, but you do see an orange glow in that direction. The
air is suffocating and the heat is unbearable. You guys
definitely you guys had your heat suits on from all scurril.
You definitely don't have those on now because those would be
very bad in the cold. Everybody give me a dex or a consave
your choice. You're kind of just bearing it or if you're trying
to like dodge the flames or get low or whatever
It's not dirty 20. Okay. I'm just going in with devil may care attitude just running through the flames to find my brother
Dirty 20 10. Okay. Calder and Saul pass you guys will take 20 damage half Cal you take 41 damage
Do I take zero since it was halved?
Yes, because of my monk ability, you do.
Nice.
So zero, 20, 40.
Go ahead and give me perception checks to find the door.
It is with disadvantage, but you do hear noise downstairs
like somebody slamming through stuff.
With disadvantage, that's another two.
I, I'm shit at perception.
I'm just gonna cast
Prestidigitation to create puffs of wind to give a help action to you. Right on.
Calder can do it flat. Great. Then I rolled the 8. 21. 21. Okay. Calder, you
find the door, you run over it, you kick it down, more flames come up and you hear
coughing from downstairs from Gregor and you hear him yelling
Ingrid Ingrid where are you? Gregor Gregor
I just I found her gloves in her apron she's not here
No I think she got absorbed
Yeah I think she's a two
Gregor come come up
I can't find her
It's okay
Just grab anything you can
You hear Gregor slamming through more stuff
I'm gonna go down there.
Uh, you run down, go ahead and give me another, uh, con save.
Ah, 15.
Uh, that is a pass.
Uh, you take 17 damage.
Ugh.
You get down there, and you see through the smoke,
and you see Gregor has like his armor,
like part of his cloak, like up over,
trying to like block his face,
but he's like wheezing and coughing and
The flame is getting in like both of your guys eye and the smoke and you can barely breathe and he's coughing as he's trying
To yell to you, but he's looking around he just holds up Ingrid's apron. She's gone. She's gone Gregor
Fuck
He grabs you and starts running up the stairs a moment later
Callie and actually I'll say called her as he like grabs you to pull you upstairs
Go ahead and give me a perception or investigation check
Now 20 yeah, okay
The last thing you see as you're like running up and Callie's like caused some of these gusts. So I'll say it's like pulled up some of the smoke from the basement.
You see that there are like bottles of like combustible stuff and everything was
like placed around the outside of the room. Wood was stacked around.
This was set up from the inside for sure.
Like somebody came in here and took their fucking time committing arson.
Like this was not just somebody like came in and cast a fireball.
This was somebody set this up.
God, is swag on the table here?
Swag is gone. Swag is gone.
OK, I'm just going to cast
Ray of Frost as I'm running out, trying to keep our paths.
It's like you cast Ray of Frost, Kali and Saul.
You guys see Gregor and Calder burst through the door.
Gregor's huge, he grabs you guys too
and just smashes through a fucking window.
As more explosions go off and you guys see
a bunch of the nearby people
that were coming out of the North Star and stuff,
they all like bring you guys in and are
Trying to like help you and shield you guys from the fire. Riker called her. He was gone. Wasn't he there was there was nothing down there?
except for evidence of
What started this whole thing? Yeah, did he reanimate? I think that
Alexandre isn't multiplying. I think she's absorbing people into one singular being
Everywhere we've gone. There's been a trace of clothing left over. Yeah, I I think we're looking for one person and I think we know who it might be
Okay, Gregor. Did you did you see the explosion in Russia? What were you doing in there brother?
I I saw the fire. I saw smoke coming up from the town square as I was coming back.
Can I do an inside check?
Yeah.
I'll do one too.
Okay, 19 on the dice but becomes a 21.
Nice.
I got a nat one.
He's telling the truth.
Callie, you get the sense that he's telling the truth.
Okay.
You get the sense that he's telling the truth.
And you guys see kind of
quickly the fire starts to die out. And there's one like last like boom, as the outer frame
of the house collapses, the crowd kind of covers their faces pulls you guys back. And
as the fire and smoke begins to clear, you see that all is left after the roof goes down is a back wall. And in the embers of the dying fire,
you can see a message spelled out in blood that reads, Now, N-O-W, period.
That's ominous. God, Saul punches the stone and looks at his hands.
I had a chance.
I could have set him free.
But she's taking him again.
We gotta act.
Yeah, I don't think that you'd do anything wrong if you had set him free.
He would have.
I mean, yeah, this is not guilt to carry.
No, no, I'm not.
I'm not worried about that right now.
Let's not be weighed down. Let's keep moving.
Alex Andrade's making her move.
We gotta keep moving forward.
Eventually you guys see pushing through the crowd,
Gowen Kilday and a few of his Ranger captains.
And you see Gowen pushes through and goes, what happened?
In right, where's Ingrid?
In sight check on if he's been taken over.
Yeah, I'll do one too.
It's an eight.
That's a nine.
13.
Okay, the read you get on the situation is kind of as it seems.
Gowen always tries to keep a cool demeanor, but he is rattled.
He for sure looks surprised.
Where's Ingrid? What happened?
She's, she's gone. She wasn't there.
Gowen looks down solemnly, then looks up and sees Gregor.
What are you doing here? You were supposed to be at the tower!
Gowon marches over to him and Gregor just throws his hands up.
Give me a fucking break, man. I came to see my brother and then there was a fire. I had to do fucking ingrew it was in there, man Um and gowan pushes him and goes it's a little suspicious given the circumstances. Wouldn't you say?
I'm gonna whisper. I'm gonna crawl up gowan in whisper in his ear
He wanted to go see freaks rig with us
But don't tell him I told you
You see as the super tense moment of these Rangers kind of
don't know what to do because it's like the Ranger General but also another Ranger are kind of
getting into it but it's also a family thing. Callie crawls up Gowen and whispers in his ear.
I do it like a cat that thinks you can't see them if they get really loaded.
What's Callie doing? Gowon just whispers,
What do you mean he wanted to see Boris's rig?
I thought you said that he was
compromised. Why would he?
If he was...
So then what? And he attacked you?
What happened?
I don't know if it was a distraction or not.
I'm just giving you the facts.
That that's why he wasn't on watch is that for some reason
he just really wanted to go see
Boris's lake house.
Again, don't tell him I told you.
See, Gowen takes you and puts you down.
I make it convincing for Gregor.
Callie, I thought we were together.
What's going on?
Gowen goes, I'm sorry.
I have some information and I think it's best if you just come with
me to the tower.
And Gowen goes to grab his arm but Gregor just pushes him off him.
You're not my boss!
If anyone's acting weird it's you.
You were always a know-it-all, but now you're just an asshole.
They start yelling, they get in each other's faces, but just as it looks like it's going to come to blows,
you see a giant from the crowd runs in and gets between them and
Calder go ahead and give me a perception check.
Oh boy.
That's a 15.
15, okay.
Gowen and Gregor are yelling at each other.
They barely register the guy who got between them. But Calder, you get this flashback, this glimmer of recognition of someone from your past,
a friend of your brothers. You see this giant that has long black hair and a twirly mustache.
And you remember this as Boris Frig. Before you can put two and two together,
he begins moving with unnatural speed and suddenly
CLOCKS Gregor in the face?
Everybody go ahead and roll initiative.
Woah woah woah!
What the fuck?
You're not acting like the man at all!
6.
17.
Dirty 20.
Okay, so you see, Android Boris Frig seems to have similar powers to the other avatars
of Alexandrite that you fought. Warps his fists, turned them into like huge cinder
blocks and viciously attacks Gregor. The punch is so hard that Gregor like loses
teeth. First to act is Saul, but Saul you are surprised. No action, Gowen. Wait no, I
can't be surprised. I'm alert. Yeah, dude! Yeah, yeah, yeah! You get to act before this dude because you can't be surprised.
Wow.
So Gregor, I'll take back him losing teeth.
Oh, he's about to get fucking smashed.
Well, he did lose a lot of teeth growing up.
Yeah, you see how loose tooth falls out anyway, just because he eats a lot of candy.
He's got the mouth of a hockey player.
All right, I'm going for the intercept punch.
Okay.
I run towards him. I say, first you take swag, now you take the freaking man, you must be stopped!
And I'm just going to launch in with a punch that I'm going to flip midair and turn into a kick.
Hell yeah.
Alright, go ahead and make an attack roll.
Is it an 18 or a 20 hit?
Both hit.
This is an avatar of Alexandrite, so I don't think stunning will work, so I'll just take
a flurry of blows, try and get him down right on
Thirteen's gonna miss probably yeah 30's gonna hit right on Saul you are so fast that you cut off this ambush
The Android is quick, but not quick enough goes to pounce on Gregor
But Saul gets in between them with a flurry pop pop pop like punches them three or four times
Just like by sick and kicking in the air
I'm three or four times just like by sick and kicking in the air. That's 33 damage sick. You crack into this Android's head It is a giant very powerful and focused on trying to take out Gregor
It's not reacting, but you can see that you are affecting this body
After Saul's turn that is Gowen's turn Gowen goes to get a sword, but he's surprised Cali is surprised
Gregor is surprised.
That is the giant android's turn.
The giant android is going to take some brutal cracks
on Gregor.
You see, actually, the first thing he's going to do,
you see his fist erupts into a bunch of wires,
whips down, wraps around his ankle,
and you see a shock go through Gregor's body.
He's going to go ahead and make a dexterity saving throw, and he fails.
While I'm up in the mix, I'll go ahead and silvery barbs that.
Okay, he will go ahead and...
Reroll.
Roll again.
He still fails it.
So Valiant Effort, Saul is in there trying to stop it, but takes 30 damage as he's grabbed
by these wires pulled down you see
his head hits the ground. Two questions. Have we had a short rest since the um lake house?
Yeah I would say so. Uh second question if I've had my turn can I use a reaction now? Yes now you
you come out of the surprise condition on your turn. Um I am going to take that electric charge
and send it back at him. Hell yeah. Needs to make a save, right?
Yeah.
A wisdom save.
Fails the wisdom save.
Okay, he takes that as radiant damage.
Awesome.
I have rebuked the violence.
Yeah, Calder, you see your friends fucking hop in and help your brother fucking right
away.
I was gonna do something too.
That's our bros bro!
Yeah, Gowen's barely got his sword out,
Calder's getting ready, but yeah,
you see waves of electricity come through these wires
as it pulls Gregor to the ground,
but then they burst back up,
and you see the android sparks for a moment
and does react to this,
but then is going to jump down on a prone Gregor
and just try to pound his face with his cement block fists.
Gregor, put your hands up! I'm trying, I'm surprised!
Gregor takes 28 damage, he was already injured from the fire so he's quite hurt and that
was the android's second attack and then rolls with advantage on the last one. Luckily no
crit, could have killed him with a crit maybe. Does 26 damage with the next one and you see that Gregor is on Death's Door.
Jesus.
As this dude, you see bleeding out, looks like his nose is broken. He's moving slowly,
trying to get his hands in front of his face and Gawain is screaming, trying to run in
and intervene. After the end of the round, oh that's Calder's
turn, Calder, you come out of being surprised.
I am going to give Calder the advantage from the silvery barbs.
Right on. Back to your turn, Saul. Top of the round.
Right, okay. So you've got the advantage. I give you a big wet wink, trying to emulate
Callie.
Damn.
I like me too.
Two more attacks. 18 and 15? 15 misses. So deathly dodges starting to read
your attacks like the other avatar of Alex Andrade. I'm gonna go ahead and use a key
point to try and big in my fist so I can catch him. That's four. Hell yeah, 19 hits. So yeah,
as he dodges your fist, you enlarge it and you manage to just hit him with your last knuckle
I give him a real pinky swipe. Yeah, did you just flick Boris?
Put my pinky right up his nostril and I'll go ahead and do a flurry of blows as well. Hell yeah. Oh
Nat 20
Saul is just literally on this dude's shoulders punching him in the back of the head while he punches Gregor.
I was also gonna stand up for my brother.
Get out of this town!
We don't need you here!
Yeah, Saul is fucking furious at everything
that Alexander has taken from me and all of my friends,
and I'm just letting it all out right now.
Yeah, just literally he's got Gregor mounted
and is brutally attacking him,
and Saul is just essentially like on his shoulders
Punching him in the top of the head
That is 47 damage
Wow, okay. Yeah, this dude is looking fucked up
You see Saul basically breaks this androids neck is just slamming
Into the back of his head
But with a twisted neck and head continues to just look at Gregor and just continues to punch down into him.
Freaky.
Whoa.
After Saul's turn, that is Gowen's turn.
Gowen pulls out Howell, your mom's old greatsword,
and takes some attacks down on this dude,
manages to hit three times, so you see he goes fucking ballistic and does 80 damage.
And this is stabbing Boris Frigg in the back over and over and over and over again.
Listen to that sword fly through the air. We hear that owl.
And the android is on death's door but is still alive and if it gets to his turn he
might be able to kill Gregor but Callie that is your turn. Okay would you say I'm still on Gowen's
shoulder and therefore a mounted combater? No I would not. If for flavor you'd like to say that
you're on Gowen's shoulder. I'm gonna attack with my luck blade. I'm gonna attack with my offhand.
So 24 and a 27.
Both hit.
With my offhand, that is a 20, dirty 20.
Also hits.
So Callie gets right in after Gowen,
just slashes him up, Callie gets in there
and just starts stabbing.
And it is just like this giant fucking meat shield. Yeah, just this giant regenerative
giant Android
71 damage
Wait, oh, sorry 72
I did do a flourish by got one giant Android was that seven life I
Get him the first time, but I just am in the feeling the blade dance
Keep going, keep going
This giant android after the beating from fucking Saul and Callie explodes
Just explodes with radiant energy the crowd is covered in gore. It's fucking disgusting
I'm putting on like a beautiful dance of stafia though. The flames from the house are leaping to my sword. The guts hit Calder in the face and he's just holding his mom's dagger at
his side. He raises it. Um, you're healed. Yeah, you see, yeah, parts of the flesh
flopped to the side and you see there are like wires and stuff left behind like
tech left behind
it all into the fucking bonfire yeah you see the crowd looks fucking horrified
some people just take off and and run and Gowen just looks shocked and looks at
you guys and goes thank you thank you and gets down and picks up Gregor and just hugs him and puts his head in his chest and you see Gregor is fucked up.
I go to Gregor too.
He brings both of you guys in for hug. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll lay on hands. I'll give you all my charges.
Oh, I'm gonna run back to the house.
Okay.
I'm just gonna be like, I'm gonna go check on your mom and dad and I just take off.
You take off. You go back to the house. I'll use a key point to like step of the wind you are fast as hell
You get to the house
and you see
once again
Yurg, Mira and Kenna are all snoring and as you as you sneak in Kenna wakes up
I was awake. I'm just getting you more water. You're fine. Oh, thank you so much.
It's so nice of you.
Yeah, it gets really dry in the winter.
You're really thoughtful.
Thank you.
You know what?
I've been thinking about you.
You've been thinking about me.
It's healthy.
It's good.
That's great.
You're important to me.
You're important to me.
I should move out.
Sister Kenna.
I touched my forehead to her forehead.
She gives you a hard-groomed weeps.
She's getting a bad night of sleep.
Everybody gets a hard time.
Everybody's really nice.
Kate, can I sprint back?
Yeah, you sprint back.
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But while Saul is gone, Gowen is kind of just hugging Calder and Gregor and just goes, I
need you. I need you both to be safe. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for sending you out to the tower.
I'm sorry for refusing your help.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
We need you to be safe too, Gowen.
We just, we wanna help make you safe.
Yeah.
Okay, look.
Yeah, you see, after Callie casts
lay hands on Gregor.
But I'm saying that all the way.
It's still a brotherly moment.
I'm just, I mean, I,
Callie, come here. He's a giant.
I can stay so far away.
I'm like at his foot laying hands.
Gregor looks up.
Yeah, you see, he's filled with radiant energy
and you see his broken nose suddenly straightens out
and some of like the singes and stuff on his
armor start to repair.
You see he starts to come to, he was woozy there for a second, but looks to be better.
Ugh, you're a fucking dickhead, Gowen.
I fucking told you, dude.
And Gowen just nods and goes, I'm a dickhead.
I'm a dickhead.
I'm a dickhead.
I love you, you fucking dickhead.
I love you, you fucking dickheads.
I love you, you fucking dickhead. I love you you fucking dickheads. I love you you fucking dickhead
And Gowen
Looks at you Callie and goes and and thank you and just thank you to Saul
Thank you to Saul and and you I don't I was I was too slow. I was too slow. I couldn't I couldn't help him
Okay, you're part of a family. You don't have to do everything all the time
right Okay, you're part of a family. You don't have to do everything all the time. Right.
I'm back. I grabbed some Gatorade from the fridge. I hope that was okay.
You drank half of all of them.
Soldiers stands there and drinks Gatorade for a minute straight.
Sorry, it's pretty far away actually.
Hey, Gowan and Gregor, I think that your whole family is vulnerable.
Yeah. What do you think about all of you, maybe even your parents, joining us where we're going?
Where you're going, Gowen looks suspicious.
We have...
I'm not going to say the details until we find a way to really figure out if someone's been compromised, but I feel like
what we have to do requires someone from your family and
If we go to do it with colder
You guys are vulnerable. I think
So maybe we should just all stick together? Family trip for you, Calder?
How about a family reunion?
Yeah!
He looks at you guys suspiciously, but then kind of gets on like a grim, like kind of
stressed out expression and goes, take Gregor back to the house.
He doesn't have to go back to the tower.
I think we can safely say after that, that that information was bad, that he's not compromised or if he is, they they fucking
sold it pretty well. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have Gregor as an item. Yeah, I don't think. Yeah.
We can't trust anything that these Android say. Yeah. All all right gowen you have a duty to the town to the village to the people
You protect mom and dad
like Gregor and I and
And our friends go
Go where?
We'll tell you when we get back
Yeah, can you trust me? I?
Do trust you, Calder.
This is a terrible thing that is happening and it's a terrible burden.
If you all insist on doing what I think you're implying, just do it in the morning so you
don't freeze to death. And get Gregor
some rest.
I. I Ranger.
You see, he nods to you. You see his like Ranger captains that were like too slow look kind
of sheepish.
Like they had their swords out ready to help but they were slow.
I look at them and I'm like it's cool. I get it.
Yeah, that was nuts.
Yeah.
Those other guys were super fucking fast.
If it lasted one more round, that's gonna be like...
I was gonna just club that.
You should have seen what I was ready to do to pour off it.
That's awesome, yeah.
Does anyone have a towel?
This blood is frozen in my face.
Yeah, you see Gowon goes off with his Rangers.
Wait Gowon, before you leave, maybe you should, I don't know if you have like a Ranger, Ranger
sort of like ritual that you do to induct people.
Maybe if you want to deputize me or my friends.
I can say with some certainty that you've earned it.
You've saved the life of a Ranger, you've saved the life of someone from my family and from our village.
I asked for myself and not anyone else.
You see, takes a sword, crosses it over you, Callie.
I consider you a ranger of the ice knife.
Ranger Petrichor.
Goes over to Saul.
I consider you a ranger of the ice knife.
I deputize you. Sir.
And...
My brother called their kill day.
I go to a knee.
Touches the sword on both sides.
Your mother's sword.
You feel a cold chill go up through you.
I always hoped I'd get to do this.
Rise, brother.
You're one of us.
Predator Handshakes you, brings you in and gives you a deep hug.
Wow, Ranger Dick had reporting for duty.
Gregor still looks kind of fucked up.
Yeah.
Did we throw Friggus' body into the fire?
Yeah, you guys throw the parts.
He burns up every fucking bit of it.
Oh, Ingrid's missing. Yeah, you see throw the parts every fucking bit of it. Yeah, cool. Oh Ingrid's missing. Yeah, you see
Yeah, Gregor goes over and he shows the apron and stuff
Has she just been absorbed if she comes back she'll come back the same way Boris Frig did yeah and
Swag still missing. I think that swag
absorbed Ingrid
Okay, I think up until now
there were two threats.
There was Swag, and then Frigus who was infected via the lake.
So now, Swag's at large, and I think he's our responsibility, my most of all.
You see, Gregor grabs his head, he still looks woozy, but he goes...
Right, right, the bully walk.
I was gonna mention something back in the meat shed before you guys left to make out.
Oh, has it been an hour? Do you guys need to go finish?
Call the looks of this watch.
We actually just did.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
In between murdering Boris.
You know how I can cast invisibility?
I used to make out with soul
Has it been happening this whole time? Oh, yeah, well, I'm very fast. I'm real
Can I be one inside checkup called there's behind this? Yeah, I would get him to be like this is a lie I'm lying and I think yeah Kelly's winking at me cuz she thinks it's so hot
16 I say 16. So I have to call Der Calder to give him an inside check again.
I'm bugging Albo him in the fuckin ribs.
That's like, I got an 11 from my...
Okay.
Calder doesn't get it.
He didn't know you guys had a thing.
I called him.
The fuckin lie.
It's okay with me.
It's a freaking bit.
Where is it a test?
I know.
I actually, I was doing it because Gregor I thought he was compromised. I see but you came back in and you were so wet
The slime it was everywhere. That's just a byproduct man. Oh, you've got it on you for me just touching you right?
Yeah, okay. All right. Anyway. Sorry. Yeah, it's okay. What I was
gonna say before is that, you know, when we were trying to put out together all the information,
the stuff in the lake was weird, but also the and Gowon goes the stuff in the lake.
Yeah, we we just tell him all about everything with the like Gowon nods, you hear him whisper to
some Rangers to essentially tell them to like, put people at the lake, sendowen nods, you hear him whisper to some rangers to essentially tell them to like
put people at the lake, send up a fucking flare if you see anything come out, start sending people
off, and Gregor goes, the other really weird thing besides the lake was the bullywug, because a
bullywug apparently saved people in cold break, but how could he be in two places at the same time?
Could swag have gotten there? Is that the implication? Well, judging by the timeline, it wouldn't make sense for it to be swag,
but it could have been another one of the clones. Is this a false swag operation?
Jake, that's really good, man. That's really awesome. Put her there, pal. I gotta say, like,
before we started, I was not on the Jake train, but I'm back on.
You put your wedding ring to Jake back on.
Murph stands are so heavy.
Yeah, so I kind of sit them down.
I'm tired of like all of this Alexandrite deception.
I think that if we're going to need this to work, we need to work as a team.
We need to just be as honest and let our honesty
be a bulwark that plows through all of this dupliceness
that Alexandra is spreading.
So I just, I lay everything out.
I say, I tell them about the clones.
I tell them everything that's going on as far as like,
you know, what's happening with the whole.
Before he does this, can I just do insight checks on them
until I correct?
Because I don't know how a second person- You can do them once. You can do them once each. Before he does this, can I just do insight checks on them until I grab?
No, you can do them once. Yeah, you can do them once each. I'll do them too
That's a 23 on Gowen. Okay, and a Nat 20. Thank you
Gregor at this point you think he's on the level. Mm-hmm. You don't think he was compromised
Okay Gowen you don't think he's been replaced by an android, but he is clearly carrying his own burden
He is very paranoid and it's out of character for him even in this
Stressful of a situation, but Gregor is oblivious to this, still messed up, but keeps rubbing his head and trying
to figure out the mystery, and I'll say, as you guys keep talking about this stuff,
Gowen pipes up and says that you should go somewhere private and takes you up to his
place above the North Star.
You see, he wraps a bandage around Gregor's head as Gregor sits propped up against the
headboard, and Gregor continues spinning his wheels. He just goes
Okay, right. So you know a bunch of your clones. You've met a bunch of your clothes. I've met one
So I really don't know what the other ones could be okay, but anyone could have a clone like apparently
I'll eat scowling my clone kind of like you guys could just pay mothership to have a clone
So you think just one of your random clones is doing something? I
Don't know I mean that's what I'm saying is like if what we've seen that happened to swag happened to another one of the clones
I'm hoping that they would be able to resist in a similar way
But swag is the strongest swag is the one that could resist right yeah, so swag is kind of the solemn prime
Interesting.
I think that I just have to hope.
That's all I have at this moment is just hope that the other clones could find a way to
resist.
We know that somewhere out there, Gowen, you have an ally while we're gone.
Well you need one.
Tell us what's on your mind.
I'll crack a bottle of whiskey.
I'll go to the mini fridge and get a ice cold mulsins.
Yeah.
You guys all crack a mulsins together.
You hand them out. Gregor sips one, but he's still woozy.
Looks like he's kind of fallen asleep on the bed there,
just leaning up against the headboard.
Hey, are you nursing that bullsense?
No, fuck you down sits
Cowan just holds his hand and goes I don't know that that's a great idea
Push it. Yeah, you see Gregor against better judgment
Keeps drinking Gowen keeps trying to feed him water, but then
Gowen kind of cheers as you guys and sits down and goes,
it's really good to have you back Calder. I just want everyone to be safe
and for all of this to stop. And again he just stares forward and he keeps
saying things things of that nature like he just wants this to stop he just
wants everybody to be safe.
Is he being a little repetitive?
He's being a little repetitive.
Yeah.
Yeah, Gail, when you already said that, we are, we're safe.
Yeah, for now.
I think I'm actually really tired, so I'm gonna go,
but I feel like you have some catching up to do
So I'll see you later, and I'm just gonna leave. Okay
Yeah, and I have to make out with hers. Yeah, TikTok
Hasn't even been an hour. It's getting serious
Sol and Callie leave out the door
Gregor falls asleep and begins snoring, and it's just you and
Gowen Calder and Gowen looks out the window, watches your friends go, but his eyes keep
darting off to the ashes of the alchemist's house, and he seems lost in thought as he
looks over the village here.
What are you worried about?
I'm just...
I'm worried about everyone.
I don't know how mom did it.
It feels like everyone who died died on my watch.
And they died at Alexandrite's hands.
You're not the bad guy here.
Yeah. Well, if there's one good thing about being a leader at a time like this, it's...
it's that I'm really glad I got to make you a ranger.
Yeah. And... and Gowen, I think we're gonna have... we but do me a favor.
Stay away from that frog.
Not your friend, the frog.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Okay, right.
Okay, stay away from him.
Gowen keeps looking out the window.
Gowen, why don't you get some rest?
I can look out the window.
All right. Gowen goes over, gets on the end of the bed, Get some rest, I can look out the window.
All right, Gowen goes over, gets on the end of the bed, and just curls up and falls asleep pretty quickly.
Probably hasn't slept in a while.
I draped my cloak over him.
And I guess I just watch him through the night.
Yeah, you watch over Gowen,
you watch over both of your brothers as they
snore peacefully in bed.
And Sol and Callie, you guys are in the town square still.
I'll say you can see Calder from the window if you wanted to send him a sign
or something.
I mean, I was just trying to leave to, I felt like Calder had the best chance of
finding out what was going on with Gowyn if we weren't there. So I was trying to give them, I felt like Calder had the best chance of finding out what was going
on with Gowen if we weren't there.
So I was trying to give them space for that.
Okay.
I think maybe we'll like kind of nod at Calder through the window to like let him know that
if he wants to reconvene with us, he can.
Yeah.
Just like a thumbs up.
I give him an upside down M for meat shed.
Yeah.
That seems good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll head back there.
Great. You guys head back to the meat shed.
Are you guys sleeping tonight?
Yeah, we have to.
Okay, what are you doing Calder?
I'm gonna, I'll sleep in here with my brothers.
Okay. And I'll go to the meat shed first thing in the morning, first light.
Okay, right on. Calder, you go to sleep, you get into the bed, just like when you guys were kids.
What you guys would do camping indoors, when you guys would do sleepovers, it'd be like the two big brothers in the bed,
and you kind of curled up on the side.
This time, Gowen's curled up on the side, kind of the little brother needs to be comforted.
Is at the bottom.
Callie and Saul, you guys get back, and you see honeysuckle and licorice kind of like pop up happily like dogs.
Wraps around you guys and you guys all go to sleep.
The next morning Calder you see the sun breaking in to the window. You hear Gregor groaning
and yawning.
Oh, man, I got fucked up last night.
Yeah, yeah. I knew you were alive, though, because you kept on farting.
That's fucking hilarious. Rolls over, punches you in the shoulder.
Dead arm.
Yes.
Yeah, thanks for having my back yesterday.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, thanks for not dying.
Yeah, yeah, well that was good.
Hey, Gowan, you down there?
And Gregor looks up and you see that Gowan
is not at the bottom of the bed.
That's interesting, maybe you had to get up early for work.
I roll over and look out the window.
Any tracks?
You look out the window, you don't see any tracks.
There's a lot of snow already.
There's people out there, there's like frost mages
and stuff cleaning up where the Alchemist's house went down.
You see Gregor leans over to a nightstand
and grabs one of the beer bottles and goes,
this was Gowen's drink.
Was he not fucking drinking last night at all?
Loser.
Yeah.
Fucking loser.
Holy, was he nursing this?
I shake the Molson.
You shake the Molson completely full.
He had several full Molson.
I know where he went. I know where I know I know where you went
I know where he went and
Calder as you look into one of the beers you do see that there's like a piece of paper rolled up in the neck
I dump it out
Paper you pour it out pull out the paper and you see a note that says I'm sorry little brother
god damn it Gregory get up Gowen's gone oh god gone gone in the what what way did
you sleep naked what do you want me to do I don? Okay, look I show him the note. Okay. Sorry. Sorry little brother. Sorry that he's a dick
Yeah, maybe okay. What might be a dick first off is that just for you because I'm not his little brother
I'm his twin brother technically was born first. Okay. You are the little fuck off. You're my little brother, right?
So sorry
Fuck off, you're my little brother, right? So sorry, brother.
Let's not get wrapped up in this now.
All right, all right, all right.
Let's go, let's, I guess we-
Yeah, we have to tell Callie, we have to tell Saul.
We thought you were compromised.
We thought, we thought Alexandre had a hold of you, but-
Oh, okay, yeah, no.
Yeah, I believe that now.
Okay, yeah, well, do you think it's gotta hold on Cowan?
She's either in there or maybe he cut some kind of deal, but he's working with her, I think, either unwittingly or not.
Good stupid asshole always taking everything on himself.
That's right.
Oh, okay, so to mom and dad's I guess?
Yeah, he's finally taken on too much. Let's go.
Alright.
You guys take off going towards your mom and dad's house to get everybody else and
Back at Calder's parents place. Clap Jax as big as me
Jax as far as I can see we're eating breakfast. Oh, so fun in a giant's kitchen
We could literally do a frog boiling. Well, I don't know that weird that you bring that up, but yes
It's just a metaphor.
Right.
Anyways.
Saul looks at a big pot.
As Callie and Saul have gotten up to make breakfast,
Mira and Yergh get up as well.
And you see Yergh walks over and goes,
eh, you're making yourself a snack?
Yeah, yeah.
You're a big hunter.
What do you like to eat for breakfast?
Probably go out and get some meat, maybe put it through the little sausage maker's name.
Oh, you make your sausage in the morning right before you do it?
Maybe make my sausage right in the morning.
That's a lot of work on an empty stomach.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, you know, have the five packs first and have the sausage.
Oh, OK, OK, I see.
Kind of separate more of of the sausage and the soup
These will be less lumpy when I cook them, don't worry
Alright, I'm gonna go out to the shed and get the meat
What sort of animals do you think you're gonna put in the sausage?
Probably like a dire goat or something
Oh yes, I was hoping you'd say something
Something sick like that, yeah
You're hoping for something like some ram sausage
or something going out to the shed
I'm gonna watch Yergh as he goes and discovers the fucked up shed.
You see just total dad reaction goes out,
and you see he stops when he looks at the shed,
then starts looking around at the integrity of it,
sees that it's like bent a little bit and messed up,
goes over, grabs like a ladder, gets up high, sees the roof,
oh! Hey! Hey!
Uh, comes back in the house.
Hey you kids! You were in a... you were transing last night.
Did you look out the window? Did you happen to see what was going on outside?
Oh speaking of dire, I saw a dire vulture just stoop diving into your shed.
Are you guys more playing around back there? Crackle wasn't playing around back there. Calder
wasn't... what's Calder? Calderers having a nice sleepover with his brothers.
You see, Mira, it looks like you raised three brothers who really love each other.
They were really excited to spend some time together.
It was so cute seeing them bond.
Go ahead and give me a persuasion or deception check.
OK, I'm going to do persuasion to have them think about this train of thought instead.
You've kind of done two things.
You've lied about the shed, but you've also complimented their parenting.
Yes.
A diversion, a compliment diversion.
I'm going to use my bonus action emissary of peace.
Okay.
24.
24.
Five on the dice, but thank God for all my buffs.
You see, Yurg starts to tear up
Yeah
You see yeah Calder and Gregor burst in the door and Mira turns
to you Calder and goes Calder what happened what's going on he's trying to
take it all on himself and he's fucked everything Gregor fucked up the shed It was all greater! It was it being! I'm not taking it! So crazy because I did also legitimately see a die of ultra stoop diving to it.
You see your glicks around. Everybody's alright. Everybody's fooling around.
Let's just eat these pancakes, right? We're also hungry.
We really gotta get something in our stomachs before we talk about this.
So look out of the boiling pot!
Why am I in here?
You couldn't notice cause it's real slow.
That makes you nervous.
You felt warm at first.
That's funny. That's a good joke.
You see Yuri gets distracted by the good joke.
Okay well, Cole, talk about what you're talking about cause what I said is true.
And I need to speak with animals and shout for the dire vulture to come back.
You see the bird comes down and Yuri grunts out to chase it off.
Hey, stop fucking around with the dread.
OK, yeah, it was a bird.
It wasn't Gregor, OK?
It was a bird that looks like Gregor.
Yeah, you see, Mira heard the bit you said about Gowen
and turns to Gregor and goes, Gregor, go out and help
your father with the shed.
Oh, but I want to talk about what's going on with Gowen.
We know you fucked with the shed.
You need to go out back.
God, mom's cursing at me.
A mother's instinct, you can't beat it.
You see Gregor stomps off and goes in the back
and as a means of kind of being able to cut to the chase
because Gregor doesn't know about the relic
of the ice knife. Right.
So Miragos.
And it might be information that we don't want to be spread around anyways.
Yeah, it does put it puts people in danger by knowing about it.
So, you know, whether it's right or it's wrong, she's choosing to protect Gregor in this moment,
tells Gregor to go outside.
Yeah.
And Miragos, he's taking an all on himself.
What do you mean by that? I show her the note.
You see, she takes it and she sits down and just starts rubbing her temples.
He's still trying to protect us, but he's sacrificing himself.
Mira, can I ask you, is anything going on in the ice knife that maybe would make him a menable to take a deal with Alexandrite?
Take a deal? No. Other than...
Other than what's been happening lately, people disappearing and people being killed.
We did... we heard from the neighbors about what happened last night in the town square.
Do you think he cares so much about your family that he would have taken a deal to protect just you guys?
Well, what does Alexandra want? She just wants to...
She just wants to go to the Feywild. What if he made a deal just to let her through?
Yeah.
To stop threatening the town and take her through.
She doesn't have to fight anybody here. She just walks right into your world, Callie.
And that message in blood might have been for him.
No. No.
Yeah.
I guess she's tired of waiting.
OK, so do we think that Gowen is headed to the ice
caves right now?
I imagine Gowen's position would let him get through all
the way into the ice knife.
I would imagine so, like I told you before, there was a spirit there that warned me that
it wasn't the time and not to go through, but it seemed like I would have been able
to had I wanted to, and Gowon has as much of a right as I would have.
And now he has a head start.
So you never did it, you never went over to the Feywild.
You had access to this other world and you never did it, you never went over to the Feywild. You had access to this other world
and you never peeped? I can't say that I have been to the Feywild. The chamber where the planar
key lies is cursed. So the curse would need to be lifted to use that and that's sort of an item to
use to open a massive gate. If I, you know, Yurga and I have been thinking about
maybe taking a little trip to the Feywild,
maybe getting a plane shift or something.
Oh, you should, yeah.
We're retired, we have all the time, we really should.
We've been reading a lot about it.
Oh, the hunting dad could do that.
Plane shifts are actually more safe than you realize.
Really?
Yeah, it's really intimidating.
You see lots of scary things about them.
Right, yes.
You're actually more likely to get injured on the way
to the wizard who casts you the plane ship.
That's what I've heard at least.
Don't hope me on it.
I've heard that as well, yes.
You can trip over a root, bust your ankle up real good.
Yes, but the ice knife is not to be used flippantly,
just to travel there for your own purposes.
Because it's sort of like reality altering once.
Correct, the reason it was opened in the first place
was to let in armies of giant kin and dragon kin.
And the reason it was closed was to prevent those armies
from getting reinforcements.
So that is a massive responsibility.
I don't know what I would advise you to do once you had a hold of it, but if what you
suspect of Gowen is true, then it could fall into the wrong hands.
I'd like to think that he would never do something like that, but if he were to do it, these would be the stakes and this would be the reason.
Yeah, maybe you'd do it if my life was on the line.
Maybe I'd do it if Gowen's life was on the line.
She just kind of stares blankly, but nods.
Okay, yeah, I guess let's get provisions before we go.
Who was the spirit that you spoke to?
Was it like the spirit of Ariox or...?
It was the spirit of Ariox's animal companion.
What kind of animal?
It was an Arctic fox.
Okay.
God, that's so cute.
It was really cute, honestly.
It's like a normal sized Arctic fox or like a. Yeah. It's like a normal sized Arctic fox
or like a giant one.
It's like a regular sized one.
Wow.
So we might meet an Arctic fox.
That is so cute.
I hope you do.
But bestows
potentious, terrible information upon us.
Right, it was able to like sniff me
and then it had, you know, new things about the future.
Isn't that kind of horrible?
That's an adorable little horrifying thing to do.
Maybe it will tell Gowon not to do it. Maybe it'll stop Gowon.
Yeah, maybe, but we can't take that risk. We have to do it ourselves.
Yeah. Also, like, he might be in trouble.
Yes. Going through it by himself.
You could easily be in way over his set. I think you already is.
Well, we should waste any more time.
Saul jumps out of the pot again.
How did you get back in there?
I don't know!
Just feel so right!
Before we go, Mom, the… your dagger that you gave me.
What's its name?
Oh, well, yeah.
I have some bad news for you, Calder.
Yeah.
If you say the name of this dagger to Gregor,
he's going to change the name of it.
Really? Yeah.
Is it like, is it heart something
and he's going to change it to fart something?
Sort of.
It's called shard.
I see.
Yeah. So you might want to give it your own name. It's called shard. I see. Yeah.
So you might want to give it your own name.
I maybe do.
Yeah.
I wasn't thinking of this because Gregor wasn't around yet.
Right.
Okay.
And also he doesn't really go at me the way he goes at you.
I love you, mom.
I wish you didn't tell me the name.
Yeah.
You asked.
I'm sorry.
Mischilday.
It's such an easy layup.
Yeah. I, again, life before my children.
You essentially put yourself on your hands and knees in front of your son
so that the other one could just knock him over.
I'm gonna get tabletop time this time.
Yeah, you could just give it your own name.
You don't have to tell Gregor.
It doesn't have it written on that, like in a way that if ice goes across it,
it says shard, right?
Just to make sure.
Right, you see Gregor nose was bleeding, comes and sign, goes, oh, something weird was happening.
Is Calder due some dumb? Don't tell him!
Calder jets out the door.
Grab shard and get out of here!
Grab shard? Did you say? Grab shard? No! See, Gregor laughs to himself and goes back outside.
You see, Calder, your mom grabs you and goes,
All right, my giant heart, I think it's finally time I let you go and be off.
I know you've already gone on your own, but I could tell myself in the past that you were on to a safer city away from all of the dangers,
but this, I know for a fact, is very bad, but I know that you can handle it and that you're going to come back in one piece,
and that you're going to bring your brother back, and that everything's fine and you have all the swords you need.
You guys need like anything else or yeah snacks
Okay, I have sword. All right. Do you think do you want me and your father to go? No, Gregor instead. You're good. Mother. Yeah
Thanks for protecting me up until this point and I look to Callian Sol
And I've got plenty of protection from here on out. We're gonna be okay. Yeah, you keep the ice knife safe
We'll keep the actual ice knife safe.
Yeah.
I turned the oven off so it stops boiling.
I'm just gonna jump the water out.
I should have done that sooner.
It's just so comfy.
Yeah, you see Mira looks at Saul and Callie
and looks at you and just smiles and nods and brings you all in for a tight hug.
Look out for each other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we'll look out for Gregor here and he can look out for us.
I'm sure he will have no problem taking off of work.
Yeah.
You hear outside, Yerg just goes, I said hold it still.
Hold it still.
I'm holding it dad, God!
Gregor leaving his post to the simply no precedent fact.
He's just a giant wood plank, falls back and hits Yerg.
All right, they're gonna be at this for a while.
I hope they don't notice that the holes are frog shaped.
All right, let's go.
Sweet, Kenna wakes up, rolls out with the two cerebrates.
Ah, anything happen?
We do a breakfast or?
We take actually flapjacks.
All right, flapjacks to go.
Yeah, flapjacks to go.
And you can bite Saul if you want,
he's cooked a perfection right now.
He's like in a little crispy.
Yeah, she takes a bunch of flapjacks and join you guys as you guys walk out.
I think as we're walking, I want to say to Kolda, forgive me if this is presumptuous,
but from watching everything, I kind of think that your mother was so protective of you because you're her favorite.
Impossible. Gowen're her favorite. Impossible.
Gallant's her favorite, right?
I hope.
From what I saw.
Gallant kinda seems like a suck-up, no offense.
Calder grows in stature.
He's a little taller.
Calder, you stand tall,
emboldened by your friends,
but a little creeping doubt enters the back of your mind.
Can you really stand up to Gow and Kill Day?
And more importantly, will you have to?
And that's where we'll end our session.
Oh, damn.
God damn it, it's chilling through my body.
Good thing we didn't download him on everything.
We shall see.
It's gonna be a Gowen-Owen for me.
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It's the end of our show, which means it's time to shout out our benevolent, majestic
Council of Elders.
Let's get right to it. Brad D. Jeffrey S. Lord of the Fjord.
Hugh C.
Later McSkater.
Matt M.
Cutter W.
Jeff C.
Daniel G.
Danielle the Dastardly Dame.
Beard Man.
Dan.
Danny P.
Bryant.
Best friend to Nathan the horse.
Vincent W.
Victor T.
A.K.A. Balnor's Boy. Hoyt's friend. Vincent W. Victor T. AKA Balnor's boy.
Hoyt's friend, Justin I. Danny Danster.
TJM, Trelai the Cray.
Christopher B. Damiel R. Jordan L.
Cyborg version of Josh the Cobald.
Targot, Stevie Wags, Hellish Rebuker PhD? R.I.P. S.Q.E.E.M. He died as he
lived without context. Princess Yar! Jory S. Jack L. Nicholas C. star of every film
ever made in Bohemia, now starring in the Iron Deep production, a squire never tires. Samuel B. Mike H. Alka Smeltzer Plus.
Great Value Gemma.
Adam G. Tyler F. Knee Badger.
Panama James.
Heradrian.
Garborough Chapel Hill FPV.
Rex Daniel The White.
Deanna De Los Lopez.
C.C. Lulu. Deanna De Los Lopez. Cici Lulu.
Hercules Plaro, Zellabeth Folk Detective.
Raco.
Calder comes cold.
Shout out to the cold cum companions.
Frosty Facial.
Wow.
Taylor B. The vengeful one-winged angel.
Cass, skateboard Cass.
Steven speeds into seasons of sneezin' Atchoo!
C, Mike K, Lady Taco And Team In Graduity, Jake L, Nick W, William W, Big Bad, Beardo
The Mad, Onanarama, Percival Fredrickstein von Musel, Klausowski, De Rolo, the third.
Jay, Dragonborn.
Deppical shrub.
The Sandrayan.
Bin A. Dave H. Christian S.
A totally normal vulture.
Dustin S. Danny F. Hawkeye Pierce.
Book Vars Assistant Izzy F. DPC is awesome!
Shown the Shadery Mechanic of Zellbldar.
Summer Rose, aka Grand Tear.
Cat C. Misa of House in Zunza.
Ariel, the occasional mermaid.
Selena in, aka Velace Raptor.
B. Perky Always.
Pat L. Maxwell J, Lauren H, Nolani, the Coffee Barista Brewing
Fighter of Linpial, and Bohemia, Serv 16, The Boonduster, Annie, the Feywild Therapist,
Skillful Ferret, Insert Art Request, hmm,, I would love to see the entire gang,
all of Duck Team, riding on a sled,
kind of in like a Calvin and Hobb style.
I think that'd be cool.
Connor Savage, Salil.
Weed Goku 69, aka Gunk at 16,
experimenting with drugs.
BioQuart seven, Amber Dextrous.
It's all of an H.
Trub, Hop Dropper. Jack H. aka Hey Guys 8-Bit Book Club has
997 reviews on Spotify, 3 more and the scribe said his dad would guest.
Let's juice!
Lindsay W.
Valin
Carlin C.
Emily S.
Noah the Bullywugboy hashtag released the filthy guppy cut.
James G. EverythingBago the Eladrin who just wants to hang out with his pet badger Stripey.
DaddymasterDandy.
Han.
Eric B. Marcos.
Learns.
The balance drew it.
Dakota James P. Frida M. Tracy P. The Crick Elf Librarian. Maggie S. See You In Chicago.
Saw You In Chicago. Hope you had a blast. Holly H. Leah Giovanni, a fighter. Akash T.
Andrew The Crick Prankswalker. Whoa. Dufinius Russell H. A monk named Dilco. Yes, the whole thing. Yes, every time. Cody Care.
Keochains Pentium II processor. Lorelai the succubus. And Kira, her busty queen.
Matt M. Your friendly neighborhood yawn and yonkel. Andrew and Sid.
John Adams, the writing candidate for 2024. You've got my vote.
Meg, the mail carrier manager of Bahumia.
James F. Jimmy A. M4L.
Austin S. Wayfarer, now asked to do something with the trolls.
Get rid of them, turn to page 42.
Keep them, turn to page 69.
Shane C. Barpo Goodbarrel, Bard Barion. Keep them! turned to page 69!
Shane C. Barpo Goodbarrel Bard Barrian Welshlander, Garrett G. A.K.A. One Big Curd
Mr. D. Dana the Daisy, Ethan B. Havy the Half-Orc
Renee the Monster Captain, Box Clipton
Olivia the Enchanting Bard who is working hard on her addition for the lead singer of the mounting crows. Yeah
Winter Slade Sammy B. Bohumia's finest linguist
Riley S. Fyco Garrett the artificer
Anthony the raddest of dudes Josh H. Caleb L
The fairies who have been partying non-stop to celebrate hashtag CCC,
we are hungover and resting and wishing the best of luck to all y'all.
Thank you fairies.
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Lexi H. M.J. The BFG.
Cam the Frogman.
Artevious Crass.
Geno T.
Mama Belle.
Derek D.
Tristan, the Tallulah's honk.
BTA Workshop.
Shenanigans O'Connor.
Mios, the Great.
Alex K.
Joshua S.
Alexander.
Linz W.
Angel LaPamella, the Forever Vindicated. M.S. Red The Reforged Warforged.
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A breathless, passionate whisper to get there. A cat napping in a sunbeam listening to a podcast. Niax nasty nut.
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Shelby Kina's second favorite sprite girl.
She's casting Power Word Party on everyone listening.
If below 150 HP you now have to limbo.
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Blake H. Searching for a sweet blue blue hole with his bestie Big Bev,
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Haley the Human, Megan N, the Big M, Balnor's best friend, Steve. Stephanie of House in Zunza.
Jake's Ramen Shop, R.I.P. Melchior, the brave Leonin warrior, who even cares about the rest
of the party.
Karjish, Benjamin A.
Sacrificial Otaku, pin name for Cali's cousin, who discovered anime and is trying to spread
the word all over Bohemia.
Jiggy Merlino, Nickel-A. Let's combine into ultimate mega Yakmahzord
9000.
Frokey, Maple, the shy bookworm.
Ashley, Seth E.
Billy Batson, Tori the Dragooce, son of Thomas, the blind bisexual goose,
Bicon and father of 69 signets.
Real goose, you can look him up.
Sock Monkey Bob.
Wolfwing pup on a spelljammer and rolling with difficulty.
Michael L.S. Jacob P. Nova Cry.
Parcel.
Dex Riddlewell.
Hannah H. Aistregs,
Hi, Lord of Critsburg, Joshua F. Darius D., Troy's Mom,
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