Not Another D&D Podcast - Twilight Sanctorum - Ep 3: Living in Harmony
Episode Date: December 27, 2023Private Investigators Frankie, Penny, and Mavid Vantasmo probe deeper into the mysterious affairs of dancer Genevieve Sapphire. The boys explore Genevieve's relationship to Living in Harmony,... meet a new threat in town, and continue to eat things they shouldn't.Music:"A Knock at the Door" by Emily Axford"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford"Twilight Sanctorum" by Emily Axford"The Shard" by Emily Axford"Speak with Animals" by Emily Axford"The Gambling District" by Emily Axford"Too Many Eyes" by Emily Axford"In the Dark of Dusk" by Emily Axford"Frankie Vantasmo" by Emily Axford"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford"Dopplegangers" by Emily Axford"Bloody Mural" by Emily Axford"Eyes of Akarot" by Emily Axford"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford"Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford"Genevieve" by Emily Axford"Gunvar" by Emily Axford"Left is Right and Right is Center" by Emily AxfordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Oh, gave a chord of my blood to my very best bud.
Uh, and I'm not feeling so good.
It's me, Pindark Penny Vantasma.
Hello.
Perfect.
Putting Murf to shame, really.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fine.
And finally, Jake Hurwitz.
Hey, you don't have to beg.
I worship Frig.
Maven, Vantac. Please just consider all your options my son.
He's gotta stop worshipping the God of consumption. This seems fine.
And this month we return to Twilight Sanktorum, a shadow crossing in a
behumia of your, where dusk is day and darkness pools in the alleys like an early morning fog.
At dusk all over my clothes, if.
Where giant spiders pull fancy carriages and wealthy vampires patronize the arts.
And where private investigators, Frankie Penny and Mave Advancemo are just trying to get
to the bottom of what happened to a cabaret dancer named Genevieve
Sapphire.
Last session, you protected Genevieve's body from the repo ghouls who'd come to claim
her, but not without consequence.
You left one ghoul standing to report your deeds to the boss, Nico.
And Mavid stole a necklace of a hunger god named Frag and contracted a fever that began to change his appetites.
It's a core necklace, will you want me to take it?
You sought help from the wealthy vampire Atticus Beaumont, Genoviève's ex-benefactor,
and Penny's ex-wife's new boyfriend.
Oh boy.
Only to learn that he severed ties with the dancer in question when her blood went bad.
She'd gotten the wasting disease and a flixion that plagues the living who cohabitate with
undead for too long.
He also informed you that the double dot tac twos you'd been seeing around town were
not in fact vampire bites, but rather a musical notation worn by members of the artist's
collective living
in harmony.
Yeah, the dear kids.
That's scary or to vampire.
And you asked his carriage driver about the phrase you'd found on a stolen slip of paper.
Decapole al fine, the coachman said, he'd overheard people using it like a speakeasy password
to get into a nearby abandoned building.
Before you could pursue that lead, however, you visited Able Miss Mabel, a hag and bloodbroker
who cured Mavid's ghoul fever for the low price of a quart of Penny's blood.
I'm sure it's fine.
She also informed you that before Genevieve passed, the dancer had been trying to collect
components for a reincarn-incarnate spell,
a high-level spell with an exotic list of ingredients, pomegranate oil, phoenix ash,
starfish brine, cocoon silk, and unicorn hair.
A spell, Frankie now realized, was his best chance of bringing Genevieve back to life and
getting her out of her contract with the ghouls.
With Mavid's condition stabilized,
you headed in the direction of the abandoned building,
only to succumb to the prying eyes of divination magic.
Your location revealed,
three bewitched security gaisers glitched and attacked you.
You evaded their rays,
but as the last one lay dying on the floor of your carriage,
you recognized
the song that bewitched them.
It was the song a busking skeleton had been singing earlier that evening, this time with
lyrics.
Same lyrics you found hanging in Genovese dressing room.
And that's where we are now.
Your carriage is bumbling down wet cobblestone.
The smell of fried gaiser is filling up the coat.
Oh, good lord.
Somebody crack a window.
Maven, crack a window.
It's cold.
It's cold outside.
Yeah, I know it's cold.
It's fresh air.
It'll do you some good, you little gul.
Just don't let him eat it.
I've seen him.
He's eyeing that gais gaze or it's not looking good.
Well, he doesn't have the ghoul fever anymore.
So anything that, that's just your son,
that's just your parent thing.
Well, actually, you look at Mavid and he does have this poultice
that Abel Miss Mavil told him not to take off.
Okay, we gotta give him a cone like he's a guy,
man, I'm scratching at the poultice. It's gross, don't, you can't pick at it. We gotta give him a cone like he's a guy man. I'm scratching at the poultice
You can't pick at it. It doesn't matter
We're gonna put a we're gonna hold a goddamn cone over your head if you keep scratching at it
If you put a cone over my head, I won't be able to scratch it. What's wrong with you guys listen to me? You little cool
I start making a cone
I start making a cone.
Mavid, you actually notice that it stings with the pain of healing, but also
Almost within otherworldly
Admonition, he loves his stupid little cut
What does that crooked little grin son? Yeah, white that white that crooked little grin off your face What do you want me to say?
You got scars that's yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
As you guys have this conversation,
the surveillance creature twitches and sparks the music
that mesmerized at fading into static.
It's eye stalks, shrivel, like slugs
that someone sprinkled salt on.
Oh, God.
And in its last dying gasp, it coughs up
a glowing strand of ethereal light.
Okay, I get a ziplock bag.
All right, I'll investigate it.
Mave it, hand me the gloves.
He's got socks on, he can't hand you anything.
Right, we've got his hands tied up.
I bang my coat against the side of the collar.
I can't move in this thing.
Yeah, I got the gloves, Dad. All right, all right.
Put on gloves and I'm going to investigate it.
Okay, give me an investigation check.
I'll help them.
Not a great rule, but I got good investigation in 19.
This glowing strand is actually the memory of the last 15 minutes of this Gaser's life.
Since these creatures are used in a surveillance capacity,
it's almost like a dash cam.
There's like a continuous recording loop
that if it's interrupted, it spits out what interrupted it.
It's like a encode thought sort of situation.
It is precisely that.
I think Penny, you go back to community college
where you learned all these arcane tech
and it is precisely in code doc
I put it on my tongue and I ingest the memories
You put it in your mouth. Yeah, you swallow it. I take after my dad who just licks everything you find I dab it
You're eating a whole strand. Okay, um, roll me 2d4. Oh my god. Oh
You two fucking ghouls. What did I do? I didn't lick nothing.
You're trying to lick stuff. That's why you're wearing a cone now. Yeah, I'm not gonna lick it. I'm
gonna scratch it. Yeah. Alright. It's a two and a one. Okay, so essentially what you just did was
you just tried to swallow an SD card. So that's how many hours it's going to take to pass. It'll probably pass intact.
There's like a 1% chance that you'll corrupt the information on it, but it is going to go through
your system. I put Penny in a cone as well. Why are you carrying around so much thick paper? Because
you're both ghouls, all right. You think bags of community college when you learned about encode thoughts and how the way to read it is to use
Incode thoughts or detect thoughts on it. You're right. I do not have either of those spells
I thought maybe I could hack it. Penny you get yourself. You could hack it with like a message
Can't do. Not eating it though, but you can check it out. Now you have to pass it is the thing
You do can figure out what to do with it when it comes out you feel it wriggling around inside
Am I getting anything from it? Oh some indigestion
We can get you some cause are you there?
You're something maybe you're gonna get it done. I read it. I read it. Yeah, we'll get you a coffee in a burrito bowl
All right, okay, so this this very talented skeleton that we're all bewitched by
Deeply I will admit to have been bewitched by by them as well
Seems to be involved in this because they were singing the song for some reason and you guys gave them the address and the key to our house
Right, I don't know that I did
In my defense there were other business cards stuck into his rib cage.
It seemed like kind of one of those bulletin board walls
that you find were built to put their business cards there.
I blame myself for not stopping you.
But you can also assume though,
because the way that that song
bewitched these gazers almost hacked them,
that perhaps the skeleton is innocent and was bewitched.
We have to believe there is some good in this world in that skeleton is innocent and was bewitched.
We have to believe there is some good in this world
and that that skeleton is just pure magic and talent.
I know you were talking about toxic optimism,
but there's good optimism too.
There's healthy optimism, holistic optimism.
That's why I subscribe too.
Thanks for the goddamn history lesson, kid.
All right, let's go.
Let's check out this warehouse where M mavids girlfriend told us to go to
Yeah, you're not gonna make it where the cone to the warehouse are you?
I you're and if you keep trying to fucking scratch at it. I am he's
She's not looking for you. I'm gonna try something. This is this is parenting one-on-one
I'm gonna give him a choice you can wear the socks or you can wear the cool
He's got to wear both
I don't know
Cone
Yeah
I don't want to know that shoe the kids good at swipe and stuff. I mean fucking apparently I just went to the necklace
All right, cool. So let's get going to the let's let's investigate this warehouse
We also got it. It's actually not you remember. It's not a warehouse. It's a townhouse. All right. Let's go to this
townhouse that we got the address to great the carriage takes you it takes you down a side street to kind of avoid the main
thoroughfare you pass the spider stables you pass a couple of nooms smoking a pipe on a porch, and you
head in the direction of this street of dilapidated townhouses.
As we're going though, I ask around, did anyone else experience kind of a weird shiver before
those gaisers attacked us?
If it looks like somebody was casting a spell on us or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's an ozone to magic that maybe you might have recognized.
Yeah, I just sniffed something off.
Do you want to give me like an archonic check
to try to place it,
given your community college experience studying
the magic arts?
Yeah.
Ooh.
So 21.
I think that you recognized this spell
as a very powerful divination magic,
which is the Skry spell.
Oh, we were Skried. Boys, we were Skried.
Okay.
Which does mean that they had an object of yours, Penny, but more familiar knowledge of
Mavid.
Oh, Mavid, did you give anything to Trudy?
My heart.
What about your necklace, your necklace of the evil God, right? Did you did you give anything to Trudy? My heart
What about you it's another necklace your necklace of the evil God, right? No, that's mine. I have that Yeah, yeah, no you're God damn you're God damn right you have that
What do you mean what he's trying to say I'm saying that that might have been what got a scrython no
No, no this thing's protecting me. All right, Okay, there's a chance that Dolly is just worried
about him, cast a scratch spell.
You know, a lot of parents track the phones these days.
I don't believe in that.
I think that he's that free rain on her life.
But some parents, you think I should have free rain
over my life?
Mr. Sucklove, I don't think you think that.
That's for your own good son.
You wearing the cone now.
Okay, we're not gonna get more answers
until we investigate see what's
going on. Let's find out what this means. That's good. Great. So you pull up to this street
that seems to have a couple abandoned townhouses. The whole street feels sort of dark and empty.
Your carriage driver pulls up to the side down the road from this house. Yeah, good call.
Yeah, so that's where I overheard people whispering
a decopal of fena or something like that.
It's like some kind of past code, but yeah,
I'm not gonna go any further because y'all seem to get
into shit that a simple vampire response
such as myself does not wanna be involved in.
Yeah, of course, no.
Yeah, no, that makes sense, yes. Yeah, no, that that makes sense. Yes.
Yeah, you all want me to like idle here with Lemmy or maybe go back to Mr.
Beaumont? Hey, if you wouldn't mind, I think we're just going to poke our heads in real quick.
Yeah, I don't like you win bars, try to make it like they're not advertising, like they're trying to be cool.
They don't have a sign, you did a password. Trying to keep me out.
You know what?
I sure that's interesting that you said it
because now that I'm thinking back,
everyone who was going there was like dressed to the nines,
like feathered masks,
sitting ears, bows and ties.
If I gotta get in with the cone,
or is that like, should I take it off?
That might actually work.
Does this kind of like a mask work?
I love it works.
You do see that right now.
No one is coming and going from the house.
Okay, so maybe there's like special events or something.
Let's go, we'll check it out.
Okay, remind me your name again.
I say to the driver.
I'm Todd.
Slighter's name is Lenny.
All right, Todd and let me.
We'll be back.
Okay.
Get your spider retreat.
I will do that out.
He steers the spider over to a patch of grass on the spider
Lift the leg and peas
Oh my god, I've never seen that happen
Oh shit, that was a lot of piss stop watching the animals pee
You're being a little cool
You're just a little, you're being a little cool. Oh, that just was cool.
That's the animal.
All right, let's go.
I guess I'll sneak up.
I don't want to be, yeah, yeah, we're all good.
Why not?
Give me a spell check.
Oh, Lord, I'm not very good at this.
12, 23, 18.
Okay, you guys sneak up.
You walk towards this townhouse.
It's three stories high, vivid red brick, but also the windows are boarded up and it's
overgrown with vines.
Okay, let's uh, let me do a little investigation check as I look around.
And one thing I particularly want to try is I want to see if getting in, if this is a password
in the traditional sense where you're just telling somebody else or if it's like just
a way to make the door open, like a magical thing.
Okay.
So I guess I'll say the password near the door.
The Kapo Alfine.
What?
That's how try fucking talk. As you say this, the house hums to life and a little slit in the molding of the door opens up and you see two eyes.
Oh shit.
Peering out at you.
Um, hello, can I help you and also who are you?
Oh, sorry. I thought there was a nobody in particular. I thought there was a party tonight.
The party's tomorrow night. Ah! My bad. My bad. Oh, but we're actually here, um, we're part of
the catering for the party tomorrow night. So catering? Yeah. What the fuck are you doing?
Ben, we had the out. I thought we were gonna try and get in the sneak around and look at all the stuff.
Yeah, but we're not getting past this fucking person.
There's no catering tomorrow.
It's a party.
Do you think that we want people laid in with food?
Yeah, I'm so sorry, of course.
Of course I meant.
I meant we're here for you.
You know, the pre-party cleaning.
Can my dad use your bathroom?
He has to take a shit.
Look, I don't know who you are and I don't know who invited you, but honestly,
there's gonna be a lot of first-timers coming tomorrow night, and I'm guessing that you are part of that crew.
Based on the fact that you are not even appropriately dressed, because there is a dress code and a theme.
What's the theme?
Black tie, masquerade.
Okay.
You guys just, I'm sorry.
I'm really, really thrown by this interaction.
Can I add?
I know that makes sense.
Okay, it's okay.
Who invited you?
Who invited us?
Where are you with the Beaumonts?
Beaumonts?
Yeah, well, they mentioned it.
They mentioned that they like to come to these
shindigs every once in a while.
Look, I'm really old, okay?
I don't know, I'm going through a late life crisis.
It's not midlife, because let's be honest, I'm way past the midpoint.
So, I'm kind of trying to recapture my youth here.
Maybe this is just a waste of time, but I don't know.
I'm pretty good buddies with
the the Beaumonts there. And they said something about this being kind of the spot to be.
Sorry to be clear. Yeah. You got the password from the Beaumont. That is correct. Yeah.
It was. Sorry. What were your names again? What were your names again?
My name, Windle, Adam.
I'm Kyle.
I didn't even see you there.
And there was someone behind that collar.
Yeah, Kyle's a little ghoul.
I angled the cone so she can see my face.
Windle, Kyle, Adam.
Adam, right? We look forward to hosting you tomorrow. Wendell, Kyle, Adam.
Adam, right?
We look forward to hosting you tomorrow,
but we have a lot of preparation to get back to you.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Right.
The little slit closes.
Yep, okay, let's back the fuck off.
Yep, yep, yep.
I told you guys I shouldn't have been in the cone.
It obviously threw it off.
Yeah, yeah, know what, Mavid, make yourself useful.
Go climb the building. Okay, yeah, I could do that. yourself useful go climb the building okay? Yeah
That is true there are vines. Yeah, go go go look around up there. You have a climbing shoes maven
Yeah, I can climb whatever you want, but I can't do it in this damn cone
All right take the cone off, but as you if you start to start scratching the
I
and still he starts scratching the belly. Let the go back on.
You got to climb with the cone, you'll lose the wool.
Oh, that felt amazing.
So, Mavid, you lose your cone, and you have a way better
view now.
You round the corner of the townhouse,
and you see inside the first floor, people
are getting ready for a party.
The pre-cleaning crew.
The pre-cleaning crew? Yeah. The pre-cleaning crew.
Hanging strings of lights, polishing crystal goblets.
But the rest of the house is dark, except one room on the third floor.
Oh, all right, so I think I will climb and try to, hmm,
spy on that third floor.
Give me an athletics or acrobatics to climb this vine.
Yes.
That's a dirty 20.
Okay, gorgeous.
You climb this vine actually quite well.
You're feeling strong.
Look at him go.
You've got a deep internal inspiration that is motivating you and moving you.
A hunger if you will.
Neat defeat.
You scale this building, passing small clusters of fruit that look like wild grapes.
And when you reach the third floor, you overhear a conversation.
You poke your head in and you see the back of a woman as she addresses three familiar
figures.
A shadow-mancer, aware-raven, and a puppet.
The woman speaks.
I have gifted you life for the purpose of this task and in it you have failed.
Why shouldn't I reclaim that which you have squandered?
With this she reaches to an oil painting on the wall, an oil painting of a musical instrument,
a dulcimer, with pale purple sparkling strings. She reaches to the painting, then into the painting, and pulls the instrument from it.
Mistress, please don't.
Unfortunately, tomorrow night is very important, and I need you well-rested.
And with that, she removes a scarf from around her neck to reveal several mouths stitched onto her neck.
She begins to pluck the dulcimer and sing a wordless melody.
Your three assailants plead.
Mr. Sir, please.
We didn't want to.
I, but even as they protest, the song works its magic.
Their bodies go limp and de-animate.
The zombie shadow-mancer falls limp, a simple corpse.
The puppet slackens and returns to an innocent child's toy.
The wear-raven reverts to a regular raven and flies out the window.
She takes the dulcimer, returns it into the painting, which receives it as if painted in oil.
She retires her scarf, and then she looks at a tapestry on the wall.
Rings her hands has to do something that she doesn't like doing.
She removes a coin purse from her pocket.
doing. She removes a coin purse from her pocket. She whips away the tapestry, revealing a floor-length mirror, burrowing and gold around the edges. She throws the coin purse onto
her desk, careful not to let the reflection catch her. Kind of shivers and discomfort or discussed, and then exits the room. After she leaves, the mirror ripples like water that a stone has been cast on.
In the reflection of the mirror, a silvery humanoid skitters into the frame.
It cocks its head with curiosity, Its face shimmering, reflecting all these different identities almost momentarily,
the same way that an oil puddle reflects rainbows.
And then it puts its hands up to the glass of the mirror.
And it emerges from the mirror, grabs the coin purse, tests its weight,
sniff set. When it looks satisfied, it
produces two severed ears and a bloody tongue puts it on the desk and finally a
diamond. Then it goes back into the mirror And the glass of the mirror ripples like water.
Baby?
Yeah.
Thank you.
You up there, I'm using message cantrip to communicate with you, my son.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I just saw the craziest shit in there.
You guys aren't even going to believe it, it was nuts.
Yeah, you got to tell us get it back on down here pal
It was just it was wild. Yeah, you got to be more descriptive than just saying okay
Yeah, the weirdest thing. Okay, it was passing the spell again. Go on
There was this lady and she was like she was doing this weird shit
Okay, and then these guys and she was like, she was doing this weird shit.
Okay, and then these guys, they were like,
have to be more specific.
What would a guy's like?
What was the lady like?
Am I still able to go through this house at all?
The window is open if you want to crawl in.
In fact, the mirror is still rippling.
I wanna see if I can retrieve the puppet.
Yeah. Yeah.
Why?
You know, hear him out.
You crawl into this, what looks like an office, there is a fireplace, the fire is dying,
it's stone-carved ornate mantle with, what looks like an urn and a vase with an Asphodel flower in it.
And there is the puppet if you want to grab the puppet.
Yes, wipe the puppet.
You take the puppet.
Then I'll scamper outside and go downstairs.
Okay.
And the puppet was vitally important.
Yeah, this guy, you remember?
It attacked us.
Yeah, okay.
Well, well, we got our new knew that puppet was deeply enchanted I we got to figure out houses a vessel such as this could
Contains such men and when whoever owns this place goes back up to the room
They see the fucking puppet is missing. Yeah, well, I'm saying case closed like this puppet attacked us
I got a puppet that's what happened. That's what you saw
That's what happened. That's what you saw. Okay. All right, yeah. I'll tell you.
Yeah, you'll leave it there.
Hey, hey, you know how me and maybe your mother is such a gifted writer.
She's taken so many creative writing classes.
Some of that has to have rubbed off. I'm used to descriptions.
Take the collar off me and I'll tell you everything you want to know.
All right, we'll take the collar off for a little bit.
If you start scratching, it's going back on.
Let me scratch it and I'll tell you everything you want. We. Well even one sock on though. You could scratch you one time
Okay, you little dog that was three those four. Oh, yeah, maybe it's maybe it says everything, but it does take 40 minutes
You know, we just have to keep boxing out of him. Use descriptors goddamn it. Okay, yeah, it's like a lady in
Okay, so if whatever is in the mirror was ears and tongue, that is obviously Genevieve,
right?
That's Genevieve's body parts.
I'm wondering if this has got to be something that like absorbs people and like becomes
them.
Huh.
I'm wondering if this thing can travel through mirrors and that's how it perpetrated the
crime. Oh
Interesting, I don't know if it's a doppelganger or if it's just some sort of like mirror-raith that can like go anywhere There's a mirror which is very scary because there are lots of places. There was a mirror in GenoVeeb's dressing room
There's a mirror in our bathroom. There is a mirror in your bathroom. It's very dirty
Yeah, I don't think it's your turn dirty. Yeah, I don't think anybody's.
I think it's your turn to clean it.
I don't think anybody's going to be able to see
through our mirror.
Maybe.
Yeah.
You've met Abigail before, right?
She's come over to your mother and the other guy's house.
Yeah, Abigail, yeah, of course.
I don't like you familiar tone, but I'll press on.
It's good that you're reaching out and meet new people.
For sure.
Was that Abigail?
So it wasn't Abigail.
In fact, Mavid, the woman you saw from behind
wasn't even dressed in Beaumont fashion.
And also, you guys would actually know
because you went to Atticus's townhouse.
In his parlour, he had a mirrored bar.
If he knew that there was
Something like this a new faction in town that was traveling via mirrors. He would have covered that up
Okay, yeah, he seems like he's on the level. Okay. I hate to admit. All right
Here's it. Okay. Wasn't there something with a diamond though that there is a diamond up there
Yeah, so you grabbed the fucking puppet, but you didn't grab the diamond?
Yeah, we'll think about all the shows you could put on with this thing.
You could make the diamonds yourself!
Scramble back up there and get the diamond!
At least that is evidence, son.
Yeah, Atticus was lying.
It's more than evidence.
Atticus was lying about the importance of it.
Okay, fine.
Maybe it all goes back up.
You want me to put the puppet back to?
I don't care.
Give me an acrobatics or athletics decline, divine.
Ah, that's a 16.
16, I'll do it.
You go up there.
What would you like to interact with up here?
I guess I'm gonna go back.
I would like to army roll in and swipe the army roll
in wearing a don't go. Give me a stealth check as you army roll in and swipe the army roll in wearing a
don't you guys self-check as you army roll hold them to fucking oh god damn it
they had help them yeah can I do that I'm a mastermind can I do the help
action from afar I would need it I I ruled a Natt one so well. Okay, Frankie, Mavenland, it hard on an army role.
I guess if I hear things banging around like he did a Natt one or something, I guess I'll
God damn. I guess I'll start coughing loud just doing a really deep old man cough.
coughing loud just doing a really deep old man cough. I do a really loud sneeze.
I do a really loud dad sneeze that just so just not aware of the people around him.
Just to have to.
Thank you.
Copy your mouth, Dad.
Okay, so.
Don't tell me what to do.
Mavid lands with a uncharacteristically in-elegant thud, but the sound...
This sound...
My dad's...
My dad's...
We're allowed dad's knees to strax.
Great, roll again, get that help action.
Phew!
That's a 21.
Okay.
And, David, what would you like to get from this room?
I would like to put the diamond in the pocket
of the outfit that the puppet is wearing
and come back with the puppet and the diamond.
Oh, and you know what, there's a tongue and two ears too?
Yes, on the desk is Genevieve's ears and tongue.
The diamond is actually almost callously thrown on the top of this, like almost like a pile of tokens.
Like, here you go, here's proof I did it.
I'm like taking the air. Yeah, cuz...
Take the whole bag.
David, maybe this is your father's speak. What do you view of the message, Cantrip? Hi. How are you?
I love you.
Please don't eat any of the evidence.
Take the relevant things and leave the irrelevant things.
David fills his pockets with as many things as you can find in the room.
Use the zip and back.
As many things.
What else do you want to take?
Okay.
I'm going to die.
There's the mirror.
Yeah.
There's the painting on the wall. It's rather large though.
There's a vase with a flower in it.
There's an urn.
There's probably some firepokers and whatnot.
Okay, I'll take a firepoker.
I'll take the ears and the tongue.
I'll take the diamond.
I'll take the puppet.
You said there's a flower? Oh, that's for Trudy, that's good. I'll take the flower. He's being thorough, that's good, I guess.
I see you take the flower. You see the urn is decorated with sort of an elven filigree depicting
the moon as it waxes and wanes and it says the name Trentham on it
Trentham huh
How big is the earn could I take the earn green style just kind of take it off
Yes, you need something to carry everything in you're gonna be rolling with this advantage to get down from this
Okay, I'm gonna try like mage hand to help him down or at least carry some of the stuff. Yes
You can you can hold it out dumb waiter style. I take the flower out of the vase
And I think better of it and take the vase as well
With all of this though you haven't alerted anyone in the house you have caught the attention of
Something in the mirror. Yeah.
What did I do?
Hey.
A silvery figure cocks its head and studies you.
I cover the mirror.
What are you looking at?
I may be that your father again on the message
can't you?
It's about 7 p.m.
I'm outside with your grandpa.
We're just wondering where you are. Please come outside.
I'm coming, I'm coming. She's wizz.
I'm gonna say at this point, as you climb down, your grandfather has created a small...
...ruckus.
Oh right, yes.
What are you doing?
Saving your ass. You little dumb ass.
And I'm gonna say at your feet, Frankie, you feel vines.
No, boy.
All right.
Constricting.
I would try to break.
I take off.
I'm running.
I just run it for the carriage.
Let's see.
Oh, I don't think it's gonna hit you.
A nine to hit.
Nine does not hit.
Yeah.
Okay. A vine lashes out trying to restrain you.
The lawn is mad at us.
Time to fucking leave.
I don't know, let's go.
You all successfully get out of there
and you're turned to the carrot.
Okay, what did you get?
What was it, a fucking garage sale up there?
I got it all, I did a pretty good job.
Wow, that is impressive. Look at all this evidence here, you got it, I got it. I got it all on did a pretty good job
In the future let's be wary of mirrors
Now the mere monster knows about you I think right, yeah. Just good job, good job with the tongue, good job with the tongue.
I think he's earned an hour of no cone time.
Yeah, alright, as long as he does a scratch.
No, alright, put it back on, put it back on.
No.
With the goddamn cone back on, okay.
Let's look at this, uh, earn.
Did you steal?
I love family members, ashes.
I don't know.
Oh, that's what he did. God, no check
required. Where's Trenton? Do we know this? The name Trenton is Lunari, which are the
moon elves that serve as a liaison between Twilight St. Torrim and like the rest of the
material plane. So this is probably from the Lunari nobility. Okay. Oh shit. So you stole her ashes?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Now I feel a little bad.
You can go put it back in.
I think two trips is maybe a dumb.
I believe you can do a third trip.
I really believe you.
We look inside and make sure everything's still in there.
I crack the urn.
Yeah.
You look inside and there are ashes in there.
Cool.
Okay. So you just stole. I put them in there. I could put look inside and there are ashes in there. Cool, okay, so you just stole.
I put them in, I could put them all over,
the doorstep or something, if the law is not going to attack me.
Let's just, you know what, I'll mage in this one back up.
You want to blow it?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Mage in the back up.
Let's just go ahead and, you know, we don't know.
Woo!
It's a hovering urn.
Give me a slight of a hand to not accidentally tip it
not all the actions.
All right, I'll give a hellback.
So the left to the left, use your balance.
My slide hand's very good, that's gonna be 22.
Amazing.
You shake at first shaky, but then you get your confidence.
You've done that, my chin is your fucking shit.
This is your ledger domain and you get your confidence. You've done that, it may chandise your fucking shit. This is your ledger domain,
and you place it delicate.
We back on the mantle respectfully.
If it was, I guess it was full of something magic
or something, I would have tried to use it,
but it just seems to be someone's remain.
I would say that you guys have done a lot of investigating.
This was the remains of a loved one.
Yes, I thought that might be the case.
Even though this person was hands out
our friends fucking ears and tongues,
we will be respectful of the dead over on our end.
I know we just put it back,
but is there a slight chance that Trinthom was a phoenix
and those a phoenix ashes,
and we should go back for it?
Oh, that would be fucking crazy.
You don't have them on you right now.
So you can't do an investment.
Wait, look, no, we're going back to, we're coming back here.
All right.
Sure, we know where they are.
If we find out about a Phoenix named Trenton, then we can, oh, good lord, could you imagine?
Do we think that those are?
Wow, okay, maybe did you see like a a painting of a phoenix or anything in the world?
A beloved framed picture of a baby phoenix
It was just a dulce so much just a dulce
The dulce okay, let's look at this ring. Yeah, or just the diamond because the ring was still on on Genevieve
Yes, it is just a raw diamond when you look at this ring or just the diamond because the ring was still on on Genovief.
Yes, it is just a raw diamond.
When you look at this, it is a gorgeous diamond,
but with whips of smoke through it, almost like chimney smoke.
Whips of smoke.
Not great clarity on this on this stone.
Yes, not really worth that much.
Do I know if the imperfections are a result of it being used as a spell,
and now like its properties have been worn out?
I would say that the imperfections are there because of where it originated.
Can I do maybe a history check or something?
Sure.
Yeah, the one I should do in our corner or something.
Can I investigate it?
Yeah.
What are you gonna lick it or something?
Yeah.
Yeah, fucking mind, it better scratch than you go.
Think this deal caught up me.
I got a 28.
28?
Wow.
18 plus I have a 10.
Okay, I'm gonna say that you practically figure out what this is.
As Penny holds it in his hand, do you look at it?
Those wisps of shadow, they almost look like they're...
Well, it makes you think of Shadowfell.
Yeah.
And as Penny holds it, he almost looks...
...undead.
His magic looks like it is a different type of magic.
It's giving him a deceptive aura.
Oh, okay.
Shrouding. Is this some sort of non-detection?
It's more a looserie. It's like shows you the opposite of what you are or something.
Yeah.
Oh, all right. Very perceptive.
What happens when I hold it?
What does Mavid look like?
He looks good and innocent and true. Oh, shit. Very perceptive. What happens when I hold it? Huh? What does Maeve look like? Possible in the cone.
He looks good and innocent and true.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
So maybe it's not the opposite.
Let's keep on putting it in.
He looks like he has earnest intentions
and would never do anything to hurt anyone else.
You got a haircut.
That's right.
All right, so Genevieve had this.
So we met Genevieve while she had it.
Does it do more than just appearance?
Being on Atticus's person, it's almost like,
maybe it was a diplomatic thing.
Maybe he wants to meet someone,
but not have the stigma of being undead,
being from Shadowfell.
God it.
So do you think she was just wearing this,
so that nobody at her workplace knew
that she was wasting away?
Could be.
Mm.
Okay.
Let's go home and see if that skeleton raided our house.
Okay.
Because our life sucks ass.
Okay.
Yeah, it does.
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i'm not giving up on that skeleton
i give up
so you guys get in the car as
Todd looks up from a crossword puzzle. Well where we go next home?
Oh, you don't know where I live. I don't know what I live
Yeah, it's on the business card. Yeah, let's stop handing those out
And you make the familiar journey home you arrive at your humble carriage house. Todd looks back at you. All right,
we good for the night. Yeah, we're good. We're good for the night. I'll see you tomorrow.
What? Yeah. You want that? We got to get to that party tomorrow. So yeah, we're going up.
Part of it. Do you want to, do you want to come to the party? Yeah. Yeah, we probably get a plus one.
I mean, I think, I mean, technically we're not invited. And honestly, it's hard to sneak me in. I'm not good at sneaking
around or doing things physical. I get attacked by lawns and almost getting killed.
I gotta be honest, I don't have to borrow off. But you know what, I'll tell Atticus that
you're looking for a ride to this party. You know what? Don't. Okay. Don't be a favor
and don't. I slip him a crisp $20 bill. That's meaningless here, dad. Okay. Okay. Don't be a favor and don't. I just slip him a crisp $20 bill. That's meaningless. You're
dead. Yeah. He goes wide in the eyes. Where is this magic money from? I don't know.
All right. We'll catch you around Todd. Yeah. All right. All right. Let me don't piss
on the lawn. All right. Let me already. No, how do you drink it so much? It's so much piss.
Yeah, stop looking at this.
The animal piss.
I was probably looking at the animal piss.
You have a weird infatuation.
That's not infatuation, I'm just looking at it.
It's curiosity, it's strange.
Yeah, it's just that curious.
It's like, look over there, nothing's happened.
Over here, there's an animal pissing.
It's a mildness.
Walk in the house.
Walk in the house, Mavid.
All right.
Okay. Let's do a skeleton sweep. Let's do a sweep. See if anyonein' house, ma'vid. All right, okay. It was to a skeleton sweeper.
It was to a sweep, see if anyone else broke in
the word goddamn house.
Yeah, going to investigate.
Well, you didn't have a snare set this time.
No, you didn't have a snare, I'm a alarm or anything.
26.
26 investigation, where are you looking?
Can I see if anybody came in through the mirror?
Came in through the mirror, yeah.
Yeah, give me the investigation.
Go on into our bathroom.
Okay, yeah, 17. the mirror. Came in through the mirror. Yeah. Going into our bathroom. Okay. Yeah.
Uh, 17. I think that you guys feel fine about the mirror.
Okay. But you could put something. Let's just fucking smash it.
We are. I got I got more than seven years back already.
Oh, you know, you let's work it out that let's let's work out a little
angle. All right. Everyone take out take some attacks on the mirror.
I'm trying to see my family. I'm receded. Hey, line in this thing. Shout out to on the mirror. I'm tired of seeing my femur seated hairline in this thing.
Shout out to the two crew, I just break a finger.
Ah, god damn it.
It's a 23.
I had, I headbutted with my balding pee.
Yeah, show me how bold I am now, you fucking mirror.
It's a 12 for me.
Maven really takes the lead on destroying this mirror.
He's got a bed at it.
What are you doing with this can go cap? What are you doing, Pan?
Behind in the truck.
Not hiding anything.
So I'll say with a 26, you do feel like you do feel like someone was here.
God damn it.
But you don't find any like there's not like a snare or anything like that.
They were just looking around seeing if, uh,
I don't know, trying to get her deal maybe.
From what Mavid was saying,
it is very descriptive, uh,
retelling of what happened.
Uh-huh.
The beautiful ones that they were like,
God, no one seems like that.
Yeah, exactly.
What the woman with all the mouths on her neck
was for some reason
Hired these people to stop us specifically. Yeah, cuz they didn't really look higher. They looked animated right They were animated, but she was it we didn't just happen upon them by accident. They
Well, cuz they were looking for us. Yes, you can assume she was the one who sent them after you. Yeah
So what is this person got against us? Oh, I can assume she was the one who sent them after you. Yeah.
So what is this person got against us?
Oh, I think because we were investigating Genevieve.
She sent them after us because I
seems like Genevieve's maybe a runner.
She was part of this cult or something,
and now she's trying to get out.
When they attacked you, and then you
talked to them as Atticus, they were basically like,
we were sent here to make sure she didn't spell.
Right.
So there were almost more of like a cleanup crew.
Gotcha.
So you can assume that this person animated these constructs to scare you off, but hired
the Mirror Monster to kill Genevieve and take the ring.
All right.
And also like in terms of cults or membership, you do remember Genevieve did have the tattoo
that you have seen on other members of
Living in harmony. Oh, yeah, when I when I was a
Doing theater back in college, you know, there was a lot of people just joining Colts left and right
So you get this sort of logic
People, you know, they would like try to get out and then they get like brought back in
Yeah, yeah, I joined once for like a weekend. Remember that? Yeah, it's not really joining at the open.
They did kick me out, they did not want me.
I tried to invent a new type of fertilizer for the farm
and they just were not having it.
Okay.
All right, we wanna bring Genevieve back, right?
She's a client, she knew your mother,
we're trying to help her out here.
We got a laundry list of things that we got to pick up.
And right now we got none of it, but we know that Genevieve was struggling.
So maybe she already got some of the things on the list.
Right?
Yeah.
Very possible.
But I think ultimately this party is going to give us some answers because they're trying
to go after Genevieve. So maybe they already rated her place. They might literally have all the shit she needed there
Hey game leave. I'm gonna interrupt this with um, it's probably been about three hours. Oh
God everybody hold that thought. Yeah
All right, oh maven help you father
I closed I closed them both in here
Okay, there's a lot of broken mirror shards on the ground of the bathroom
So I'm gonna tip toe over those what the hell do you need me any for that?
Maybe David can you put on a record this is gonna be loud
David David can you put on a record this is gonna be loud
Frankie what do you think that you put on what kind of music you think you put on to drown out the sound of your son passing a thoughts It's some some old crooner stuff You're garbage all right
He's all these stuff. Let's do a quick check just to make sure that in passing your stomach as it didn't corrupt the file
Throw me a D20 and a D4
Boy, it's a very low percentage chance it will only happen if you get a one on both dice
So 14 on the D-twent.
Okay, then you're fine.
You can't even, you pass.
I'll roll it just for fun.
Mm-hmm.
That wasn't one.
Okay, then I've been two ones, it'll be bad.
So it is not corrupted.
And after your efforts, you were in huge envy.
One, two, one.
Mm-hmm.
That's not corrupted, bomb corrupted. Let me do it. That's not cropped, but I'm corrupted.
I'm forever changed.
Oh, you can't see anything over the cone, bud.
I could smell it.
I dealt with a lot of your poop in the back in the day,
so you know why they're not breathing.
Oh, fuck it off.
I was body changed by the time I was eating the half.
I was bleeding about.
Ha, that was a long month.
You retrieved the thought strand.
How would you like to try to interact with this?
You can try to kind of hack it.
You can bring it to someone to see if they can identify it.
Do you have anything from your magic school?
A decode thought was never really my specialty.
Would we have any like detective style stuff
like in our, just like any technology
that we could feed this into? You would have to tell me if you guys like you guys have been in the
business realistically if you want to say actually we do have technology that does this. I would
say if there's a very cheap version of something. Yeah if we have like an outdated unused rickety half that might just that might break
Yeah, okay, so I'll say that I'll say that you almost have like a old rickety decoder
Oh, I got the perfect thing hang on let me go down the basement now
I used to use this back in a day this things are built to last all right
That's for solving like cryptic messages. That's not gonna work on like a thoughts trend.
All right, you're newfangled stuff.
You think that you gotta make it special every time.
All right, this works.
It's just school or magic that.
If it works, it works.
Yeah, if you're so good at magic, you figure it out.
All right, I will.
All right.
And I'll let you feed it.
Let's say it looks like a paper shredder.
You feed this little thought strand into this old
fangle, little decoder.
And I'll let you guys give me like a group art conno check
or you can give Penny the hell batch.
Oh, you've Penny the hell batch.
Yeah.
Penny, you fucking read it if you know everything.
All right, I'll do my best.
It's been a while since community college.
Yeah, you talk about it enough.
They did it 22.
Gorgeous, okay.
So you put it through this old decoder.
You hear the machine worrying and attempting
to work, being brought back to.
Oh right, we put this in the basement
cause it did eat some stuff.
Yeah, there's blood on this.
Yeah.
But it successfully projects onto the wall like a projector.
I go.
And you see projected the final moments of this gayser.
The hum of its flight drowns out all sound,
but the images are vivid, specifically
highlighting bodies here and there.
It travels the perimeter of an apartment building
zeroing in on any movement.
It whips its head to catch a rustling in a tree,
but it's just a squirrel.
Target wildlife.
It turns a corner to a small balcony
where a dorker woman tends a humble moon garden.
Target resident. It floats laterally, looking into the
windows of an apartment building, many gone dark for the night. It passes a messy studio apartment
and the street lamps catch sequins and costume jewelry. Then it passes the next window, the hall outside where a drow elf woman kneels,
picking a lock. The gaser focuses on the woman for a beat, highlighting her silhouette,
then concludes, target, frequent visitor. Then the song interrupts the memory almost telepathically and the gayser glitches in and out struggling
to maintain sentience, then the memory disappears
into static.
Do I recognize the drow elf?
So you actually recognize the drow elf?
The drow elf woman was the understudy
that came on stage when GeneoVeeve didn't appear.
Okay, but was she going to GenoVeeve's place?
That's what it would seem.
Okay.
And with that memory I'll say, you can kind of, using landmarks that were passed, you
can be like, okay, that's where GenoVeeve's apartment is.
Got it.
Okay.
What was that Dr. Lowe woman's name? Did we catch it?
Ida Belvedere.
Ida Belvedere.
She seemed pretty torn off about Genevieve's death.
She did.
I'm wondering if maybe she's like a friend
that was trying to cover for Genevieve.
Interesting.
Okay. Yeah, let's go investigate.
Let's see what happened to Genevieve's place.
I think this has got to be the last thing we do with all.
Okay. That poop took it out of me
Flush it the toilet doesn't work that you know that all right go get the bucket
Okay, you guys leave the garage house yet again you go into the night. It's
Yet again, you go into the night, it's the waning hours of night. It is cold.
You need to put your hands in your pockets and you walk.
Or it's the apartment building.
You guys know that the gaisers that were prowling this building are down.
And this is like the landlord probably isn't going to know about it till the tenants come in.
But just walk in.
In fact, you know what, I'm going to take this little diamond and I'm just going to
look dapper as I do it so that nobody stops me.
Where are you putting the diamond?
I'm just holding it.
Oh.
What do you think I'm putting it?
I mean, I've got a little gyms thrown on my can go cap.
I thought maybe you want to go fix it, like sort of a bolo tie or something.
No. All right. Actually, I'm going to need you guys to maybe I thought maybe you wanted to go fix it, like sort of a Bolo tie or something. No. Oh, all right.
Actually, I'm gonna need you guys to maybe pick the lock
to get into the building to begin with.
All right, right.
Mavid, Pat.
I can do it.
I'm gonna help.
One of you two ghouls, get your little claws in there.
Use that lock picking kit I gave you for Christmas.
Wow.
That's a slighted hand for picking the lock.
Yeah.
That is a slighted hand for picking the lock. Yeah. That is a 29.
Yeah.
You picked the lock so enthusiastically, the lock breaks.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Well, we don't have to pick it again.
And you walk up a winding staircase with wrought iron railings,
and you get to the floor where Genevieve's apartment is.
Okay.
Can I do a perception check
see if we hear anything?
Yeah.
Nat 20.
Oh yeah.
You hear crying.
Oh.
From Genevieve's apartment.
Huh.
Okay.
It doesn't sound like a trick.
Does it sound like somebody's actually crying?
But then Nat 20, no.
You hear someone who doesn't even think they're being observed.
You hear someone who is fully engulfed in an emotion.
Okay.
I creep the door open.
Aida.
You walk in and collapsed on the floor.
Surrounded by papers is Aida Belvedere.
Her makeup is smudged.
Mascara is staining her cheeks.
She smells of gin and cigars.
As soon as you enter, she says,
who are you?
Are you the ones who did this to Jennifer?
And she reaches for her purse,
where she pulls out a pearl-handled pistol
out of her ear.
No, no, no, hey, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Why did you do this to her?
We're good.
What's trying to do this? What's about these letters? I don't know? We're trying to help her. We were hired by her. We're
private investigators. Some people call me the watchdog at twilight tank. I don't know
if you've heard of that. These are my doglings. You probably haven't heard of them.
They call me the new dog in town. They don dog. They don't, they've never said that. They call me the proffs, though.
That's a fun little moniker.
Big watch dog.
Give me a group persuasion check.
Okay.
25.
Yes.
Okay, Frankie, you have dealt with a lot of delicate situations,
people on the edge and your words land with Aida.
She loosens her grip on the gun.
She lets it fall limply at her side,
and she looks at you.
What?
She hired us.
Somebody was threatening her,
and we're supposed to find out who was doing it.
Who was threatening her?
We got to know, I show her the letter
that she gave us originally.
When you show her the letter, she looks so guilty.
Oh, this has gone all wrong. It was me. I sent her those notes.
Oh, you sent her the letter? Yes. Why? I...
You're the understudy.
And you wanted a chance to perform?
I wish it were that simple.
I sent her that letter because I wanted to get out of this town with her.
But she was scared to, so I thought maybe if she felt like this town was dangerous she'd be more amenable
To try and to build a life elsewhere. You loved her huh?
very much
Okay, and I believe she loved me too
Well, that's um, you know very manipulative, but that's not what we're here to do. As you say, she looks so ashamed.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
I promised myself I would tell her someday.
I didn't know she was in there.
Hey, look, there's no reason to beat yourself up.
It's not in the top 10 bad things that have happened to Geniveave in the past day and a half.
I know.
I found potty.
Yeah.
We saw it too. We know. I found potty. Yeah, at least we saw it too.
We're trying to bring her back.
She's not necessarily, you know.
Bring her back.
Yeah.
She was already working on that.
Yeah.
What?
Can we do an insight check just to make sure
she's not like trying to trick us?
I know I got an at 20 and it seemed like she was legit.
I'm gonna say with that not 20, you can extend that to reading.
Okay.
This person is being entirely sincere.
Yeah, it seems like it.
Her what she is telling you is true.
We think she was working on a reincarnate spell because she was afraid of wasting away,
essentially.
That's right.
I mean, she got sick at one point,
but she got better.
No, she didn't.
She didn't really get better.
She didn't really get better.
What's the point?
What happens to my grandpa when he,
when I take his diamond?
Yeah, look at me.
I'm a ghoul.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I end the diamond.
I'm a nasty old man.
No, no, no, you don't understand.
She actually got better. No, look at me. Now I'm an innocent old man. No, no, you don't understand she actually got better
No, look at me now. I'm an innocent little boy. Yeah, look at me. Look at me
I was a little cool in real life. Look at how rose he in full of life
Look how full my hair is
There's it's my boy my little boy cherubic. You look celestial
You don't understand, though.
She got help.
Living in harmony?
Yes, they healed her.
Yeah, no, they didn't.
I don't think maybe for a time.
Seems like there was a lot of work going into your friend
between the diamond and the living in harmony and the hag.
Seems like she was doing everything she could to turn back
the clock and prevent the inevitable, but things would die.
Yes, they were. She holds out in her hands papers.
Yeah, what is one of these papers?
They're drafts of letters. Some of them blackmail letters, not written to Genevieve, but from Genevieve.
Oh, toho.
You look through these letters.
The older ones are less accusatory.
She writes to an undisclosed recipient that the healing isn't taking, that she's having strange side effects
who doesn't taste the same and she can't sleep. Okay. Then she gets a little firmer.
She says she's tested it and she's confirmed it. She isn't sure what this person did to her,
but she's pretty sure she can't count herself amongst the living anymore. She downed a whole vile of little death and it had no effect on her.
Okay, that's what we found.
She then gets aggressive. She says she'll go public with this.
She says that everyone would leave this fucking cult.
If they knew it didn't heal at all, it just turned you undead.
She said that her silence can be bought though.
She just needs a diamond, one she can take to a cleric
to raise her from this unnatural undead.
She says she's been drinking weird concoctions
from the Naga to stave off the decay,
but she can't do this forever.
The final one is more desperate.
The diamond didn't work, the drow won't do it.
To raise an undead would be to violate the delicate balance
of life and undead on which Twilight sang toorum hinges,
but she has another plan.
And she's gonna sweeten the deal.
Not only will she keep the recipient secrets,
but she'll throw in a precious item
from Atticus Beaumont's collection.
A ring that bestows its wearer, a false aura that lets the undead, mirad, as living.
All she needs is the unicorn hair.
Oh, so this lady that made its buy it on has a unicorn hair.
Whoa.
I didn't see it when I swiped everything in a room, huh?
Go through your stuff again.
You stole a lot of things.
You stole a lot of things.
It dumps out a backpack.
Wait, unicorn hair.
The dulcimer.
Yeah.
The strings on the dulcimer. That's not the normal color of dulcimer strings. I've seen a lot of dulcimer. Yeah. The strings on the dulcimer.
That's not the normal color of dulcimer strings.
I've seen a lot of dulcimer's in my day
back from community college.
The strings on the dulcimer were quite distinct.
Nice thinking.
Thanks Dad, that means a lot.
You had the front cover.
Yeah.
Dad, are you crying?
What's wrong? This is why I... It's got post poop clarity, son. It's a white. This is why I- This is why I-
It's got post poop clarity, so I just don't be guilty.
This is why I don't say nice things to you too.
Give me a coat.
Alright, okay.
She was blackmailing people.
People were blackmailing her.
Or threatening her.
People in mirrors.
Or attacking her.
Okay.
Do we see the name of this person written anywhere.
Anything about Abigail Beaumont or is it all...
You see the name...
That you hung up on the Beaumonts and so am I but for different reasons.
We just haven't met Abigail yet and she was tied to someone.
You do see a name in one of these.
She's careful not to address it but in one of these. She's careful not to address it, but in one of the letters,
she sort of emotionally is writing, and she says the name Trudea. Oh my God. Oh, it couldn't I had a thought and I was like no
Good no truthies and trouble so she's mixed up in this
She's a doppelganger
So she yeah, so she turned to do you
Quotations, yeah, one option sure. No, it's definitely a theory at this point past hypothesis
That's possible. Okay, so we got to go
God you grabbed the puppet you didn't grab the unicorn here. Okay, it wasn't the paving. What am I supposed to do? Yeah, I guess I did look like it was suspended in almost an extra dimensional vault
You would end up getting trapped in the...
You would have gotten sucked into the painting.
It's happened to both of us.
Yeah. You were various escapades.
Okay, cheers.
I'm doing enough.
I got all this over shit.
Nah, you're right.
Maybe I gotta ask you real quick, son, we need to have a brief talk, man-to-man.
Did you exchange fluids with this lady?
What?
If Trudeys got any sort of stuff on him, it could be bad news.
You know for a fact, he did not trade fluids with anyone.
Well, maybe it is losing a lot of hair.
I was shedding, yes.
I thought that was just normal.
We're all shedding.
We're all shedding.
We're all shedding.
We're all shedding.
We're all shedding.
What's your point?
I'm saying, when I'm getting nervous,
I run my hands through my hair,
whatever's left of it.
You're sweating and shedding on this girl.
She's crying on me with my last good hair.
That's what I had stuff.
Oh boy, all right.
We got to handle this.
Okay, let's all...
Okay.
Hada, we're sorry for your loss, but...
You say that you think you can bring her back
We we just might be able to and then you can tell her
I'll tell her that you'll tell her that I'm sure after this should just be willing to go
Has anyone else come by this apartment that you know of because there's a chance that the other components?
Oh, yeah, yeah, is there anything I I show that the gross read list of
reincarnation components ignore the all totally abstract to her
But if you want to do an investigation around yeah, help yeah somebody help me out oh
Baby 26 oh, yeah great you guys
Rife all through this small studio apartment and feel a
Floorboard loose. Yeah, you pry up that floorboard. You find pomegranate oil. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, all right. Yeah, caterpillar
Cocaine. Oh, yeah starfish bruh. Okay
Everything but unicorn. Okay, all right. We got a party to go to tomorrow boys. We got a rest up
That's what I stop. Let's get ourselves looking. Well, I'm I'm using the diamonds
I'm 71 god damn years old neither you would exist without me all right
You can have it when I die look at me look at me grandpa look what shit
This life you may be you're right. I give the
Don't lose it he looks cherubok so last show
Yeah, all right
Trudy's in trouble. Let's go go to the house and get some rest.
Either, do you have a place to go?
Are you gonna be okay?
You see, she's literally wearing like
Genevieve's favorite sweater.
Oh no.
I think I'm exactly where I want to be.
Alright, well I'm gonna at least put an alarm
on the door so we'll know.
Yeah, be on the lookout because you know,
oh, avoid mirrors.
There is a mirror here.
You can cover it up.
Yeah, I'm going to give her the, I'm going to let her know what's going on.
There's a little mirror monster.
I spare her the details of the, here's in the tongue and stuff.
But I'm just like, we think that some whoever attacked Genevieve, we think has powers
to travel through mirrors.
Okay.
Hey, questions.
Did you see anything or did you just find the body?
I just found the body.
Okay, got it.
Sorry for bringing it up.
Yeah.
Well, um, you sleep well.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you for your help.
We're not good at this.
We're not good at this part of it.
No, we're all very lonely men.
Well, it looks at you with desperation,
thinking like you guys might save.
And yeah, we're gonna do our best.
And yeah, like I said,
you can talk to Jennifer of you for yourself
in a thing or two.
Yeah.
I believe in you.
Yeah, you do what you want.
I believe in you.
And you feel the weight of yet another person's expectation
and so on you. All right.
We go back to the carriage house.
Okay.
I am actually going to cast the alarm spell on her door though.
Great.
You guys protect this poor woman who is in way deeper than she thought she would be.
Yeah.
Ask you guys head back to the carriage house.
Everyone give me a perception check.
Oh no.
Ah.
Ah, it's 19.
12.
14.
Okay.
Mavid, you see and you can communicate this if you want.
You also don't have to.
Use your descriptors.
My classic communication style.
You see the door of Abel Mismables hut is a char.
And you see large tire treads in the mud.
The large tire treads of a funerary carriage.
Oh boy.
A hearse.
The only person you know that rides around town and a hearse is Nico, the head of the ghouls. The only person you know that rides around town and a hers is Niko, the head of the ghouls.
You also actually see bear footprints in the mud.
Oh.
Our old buddy.
Yeah, I think something might have happened, table Miss Mabel.
Oh, this is not good. So they've got the body?
Oh, good god. All right, well, let's check on Mabel. Oh, this is not good. So they've got the body. Oh, good god. All right, well,
let's check on Mabel. Yeah, damn. All right. Well, fuck me. Okay. We've also got a lot of our blood in
there. So we should probably sneak up on that. Let's sneak up on this piece of shit. I'm tired of
fucking running around. Yeah. I cocked my foot lock pistol. I'm gonna shoot. He tried to take my
goddamn grandson, make a fucking scratch his little fucking weird cut. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna shoot, he tried to take my goddamn grandson make a fucking scratch his little fucking weird cut
Yeah, so you all sneak up on the hot
It's fully dark
Okay, we got a sneak in a little bit further. Let's go ahead and sneak you creeping you sneak in as you
Let's go ahead and sneak in. You sneak in as you enter the hut.
There's a crunching underfoot.
The tubes of the nanoflyes have been shattered.
Oh, come on.
And in the corner, you see able-miss-mable is unconscious.
Her arm broken at an unnatural angle. Can we try and like, revive her?
Let's make sure there's nobody else in here with us.
Yeah, we saw the trash we can see.
You saw the tracks, but that doesn't mean
that they're there.
It means that they were there.
Let's investigate.
At some point, some of that.
Quick investigation, make sure no one else is here.
27th. No one else is here. 27th. No one else here. Okay. Turn the lights on. Light a torch. Try to wake up.
You light a torch. Oh, God. Able miss Mabel. While she's unconscious, I'm going to set the arm.
What tries to add? Give me a medicine check. All right. Somebody give me a medicine check all right somebody give me that
Somebody give me give me a guy to help back you yeah, you hold out hold the arms
Yeah, hopefully she stays out maybe this will wake her up
But this will be good for in the end. I'm sorry miss me if I can I can feed it to frag or something no
I can't, I can feed it to Fred or something. No, don't give me that.
With the Fred.
With the Fred.
What?
16.
16.
16.
Oh, fuck the fuck.
Alright, that's alright, sorry.
It's trying to help you out here.
What happened?
What happened?
You got attacked?
Frankie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, the fucking Nico came.
Yeah, and we saw the tracks. He's unsuttle.
He had this tea that was fucking sniffing gaff at her body.
Oh, right. Oh, God.
We should have, you know, it was nice to us for a moment,
but we really should have tied up that loose end.
That's honor.
We should have given that bear to a zoo or something.
She's slow coming back to consciousness.
Okay.
Her breathing is labor.
Does she cradles her newly reset arm?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Did they take the body?
Oh, fuck.
Did they take other things?
Oh, fuck.
They have our goddamn blood.
Okay, Frank.
They have our blood. They just, Frank. They have our blood?
They're just...
Franky before I tell you this, please understand.
I actually tried.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I know, I know.
I know.
You tried.
But again, you gotta be careful with this stuff.
And as we said, we're paying for the experience.
We weren't paying for the amount of hours that you were putting in.
So you take part of the experience.
Want to be losing a goddamn blood
Okay, Frankie. Well, I'm gonna give it to you straight. Nicole showed up with two of his fists
Which are his like lieutenant goals, okay? That's pretty cool one of them actually missing that necklace
She points to you maybe he was really small
Nicholas she points to you baby he was really so my back was so
he was really so
my son won that favorite square yeah we're gonna give the necklace back no we're
not gonna give anything back you don't talk back maybe okay well give it back
or don't but Niko's dog followed Jenna Viva sent here so okay he asked for the
body but and he sees the blood yeah yeah, he's got our blood.
And he's, you know, he's a businessman, so he gives me the option.
He says, I'm walking out of here with one thing.
The body or the blood.
You choose.
And I tell you, Frankie, when I said you take the body, I it but he looked at the blood you saw how fucked up the
body was oh and then he looked at the blood and he said actually this is worth more to me okay okay
okay just the death of the death of a private investigator is worth more to me than the scraps of someone's body.
Okay, well that's just offensive, alright?
Not to us, not to us, it's very kind to us, but very mean to our friends.
And honestly, kind of flattering, yeah.
It's flattering to us, but what cost you?
Well, we're glad.
We're glad that you're okay.
Nice to be wanted, I guess.
Okay, you call this okay?
No, I mean I
You know what he reset my arm the same way after a gymnastics accident when I was a kid it hurts like hell
But you're gonna be thankful for sorry he's playing around on the goddamn monkey bars. He doesn't have the negativity for it
Listen He's playing around on the goddamn monkey bars. He doesn't have the deck of therapy for it. Listen, where's Kaisenariya? What are we looking at here?
They've got our blood.
They can do some sort of ritual with it.
They can curse us.
What are we looking at here?
Go, Nico.
He's not a really magical guy.
He'll probably just use it to get you to do an unsavory job
for free
Okay, so maybe it's already one over are we gonna and actually give me a look check. Oh God
14 and actually he only took your blood
She points at panning really and say it was the bigger jar. Oh, she points at Penny. Really? And say it was the bigger jar. Oh yeah. Yeah, because so it was big court,
it's like really noticeable.
And yours, it was,
and the kind of dining.
You were staying behind the shoe fireballs at him
if I remember correctly when I said,
you know what, I heard my son, you know what,
that's what I do.
I have to be honest,
they kind of roughed me up the good answers,
and I totally forgot I took your blood.
Okay, well, thank you. Yeah, hey, that's a stroke of luck, man, you forgot I took your blood. Okay, well thank you.
Yeah, that's a stroke of luck, baby.
Just gotta get a blood.
I'm just gonna get a blood.
That's not too bad.
I mean, they have my son's blood, I don't love it.
I'm not gonna be, yeah.
I think we gotta go back there and finish the job.
We gotta shoot some fireballs this guy.
I'll come out and do what you blood anyway.
Hey, they got a wine bottle of my blood.
So I just not gonna.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
They're probably working so bad.
Miss Mabel, Miss M okay. It'll probably work itself out. This is gonna be a mis-mable.
This is gonna be a mis-mable.
Yeah.
They got the blood.
So what do you mean he's gonna make a...
Pandoo something.
Can he charm him?
You say he's not magical.
No, he's not a magical guy.
He's probably, you know, fucking send you a letter and be like, okay,
if you want your fucking blood back, you have to fucking get intel for me.
Why would he want his blood back?
You give blood. You don't borrow it out.
Well, that you got to keep up with the periodical stuff. There's a lot of stuff you can do with blood.
Yeah, there's a lot. So he will probably be like, I'll give it to someone who will do
what are we at? Okay. So he's going to blackmail with us with it. But so this joke can't
do shit with the blood, but I mean, maybe he can. I don't know what he does. I just
don't. The other hand, it all might just blow over so like you know nothing might come
I feel like everyone's been really not shalant about my blood
My blood
It's being not shalant about my blood once I found out it was your blood
I suddenly was less concerned
Like something might happen, but also nothing might happen
Yeah, you know what relief was palpable. This is what the Ollie was always saying. They don't care about you pen
You got to come with me. You know what I
Turn how that turn out for you pan right now. She's for the literal
Exactly, I'm like you
Yeah, you guys to my step daddy's all right
You three are descending into something that it's been a long day. Yeah, descending descendencies fucking to
Well, we're sorry they broke your arm and wrecked your area. Yeah, look here's a deal for Enki I'm still gonna fucking do this bell for you. Yeah, we appreciate that
I make it fucking quick because I do not like having Nico breathing down my neck
I tell you what we actually came in here with violent intentions.
We were gonna kill Niko.
So we're just gonna go do that somewhere else.
So it looks like you kind of impressed.
You were gonna go after Niko?
This is Nate.
I mean, I think I, I don't know that I've ever seen the guys, he big.
He's like incredibly powerful. Really? Like one of the most powerful. Yeah, we're gonna get the guys he picked. He's like incredibly powerful.
Really?
Like one of the most powerful.
Yeah, we're gonna get the jump on him.
But we're at least gonna kill the guy with the necklace.
He wasn't that bad.
He couldn't even defend.
I have to be honest, actually, that guy,
who's missing the necklace, it was kind of funny
because it's like Nico's clearly kind of happy
that you stole his necklace because it's like
teaching his face to lesson.
So that guy was like really mad about it.
Nico kept being like, hey, shut up, you learned the lesson.
So he'll probably come after you at some point
but not that Nico's be asked.
I don't really respect his parenting style.
So that's at that to the list.
I don't think he's looked at and started his children.
But okay.
Well, maybe it's never learned the lesson in his life. So you're, yeah. I've never heard that. I don't think he's a little tenon, so that his children. But okay. Well, maybe it's never learned to listen to his life.
So you're the...
Sure, yeah.
I never worry that someone that isn't my family.
I don't know, never trust you,
because you lock me in the bathroom with my dad,
when he takes the dump.
And what?
What?
Look, it's complicated.
He did assistance.
That's that complicated.
It's, yeah, maybe not.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
It's mostly what it sounds like,
but you're even pooping out magic.
The watchdog and these ducklings are messy
Dogling doglings. Thank you. Oh, yeah, I'm the big dog now
Yeah, daddy dogling daddy dogling you can call me. Yeah, all right. All right, okay
All right, well Miss Mabel
We appreciate all that you do keep gonna be Von ice
Frankie will be back. We're gonna get the do you have a and You keep gonna be Von Ice. I'm real Frankie.
We'll be back.
We're gonna get the, do you have a, and if you do not ask me for blood, because we gave
you blood and you lost the blood, do you have, do you have anything for like disguises
or anything?
Disguises?
Yeah, we're going to a party.
Oh, she's playing hardball, dad give me your blood.
Give her some blood.
Fine, panel give me some blood. Are you able to nice out the feet? No, we're going to a party. Oh, she's playing hardball dad give me your blood. Give her some blood fine I don't give you some nice out of the feet. No, we need a mask. Yeah, like a mask grade like a little face mask
Uh-huh. Yeah, that we have craft supplies at home. Do we?
Yeah, I have some masks. Yeah great. Can I have a mask? Yeah, I have a couple masks
That looks like a swan. Yeah, that looks like a Raven, the other looks like an owl.
Cool.
Yeah, take it.
I'll take the fucking Raven.
One guy's spawn for you.
Oh yeah.
I can't believe the owl got picked first.
Owl very cool animal, very bad mask.
So where are the eyes on a swan mask?
Is it like a long neck and then I'm just like in the body? They're just little eye masks.
So they're kind of like feathered in design.
They have faces, Penn.
Oh, I thought it was just like a swan sitting on my head.
Why?
Why, though, Penn?
Right?
You want that?
I could do that.
I think what, you know what?
I want something right for me.
It won't cover your identity, which is, you know, the whole fucking point.
I pin-throws a picture of what he's describing, which is a
a swan whose body is covering his face.
You just wear a turtle neck.
I just want a hat.
Yeah.
I can have this for you in one week if you give me an
other quarter of a hat.
Well, we thank you so much for your time
we're sorry about the parent
you're not going to help me sweep
sweep? yes
yes I will have you sweep
I will have you sweep it
clean up
you want to sweat on the first place
you're tired
we have swept
you're tired
you're tired of 71 years old
you're 22 alright You're 22
All right, you're 22
22, are you we've been baby in you? I gave you the diamond
Give it back. You don't clean up
No
Look you know
The diamond a little cherub you get a little cherub you clean up
It's maybe it's sprints around making a bigger mess
You're breaking things I have a lot of blood in here Little cherub, you clean up. Maybe it sprints around making a bigger mess.
You're breaking things.
I have a lot of blood in here.
Come on now.
Easy, sis.
All right, all right.
I'll sweep up.
You have Ms. Mabel.
Before you leave, she corners you, Frankie, and says,
You saw you know.
If I am too successful, I do this.
You're going to want to think of an exit strategy for
Genevieve she can't exactly exist here having Nico thinking someone outsmarted him yeah well you
know she'll be reincarnated she'll look different I know she's got a, yeah, I won't say
wonderful because she tried to kind of threaten her under a different
identity, but they configured that out. They were, that's why I show you
care. Not a not a great way to show you care, but they're running a, they might
run away together or at the very least Genevieve has spoken about an
escape plan. Okay.
So I think we can get her out.
Okay, that's good to know.
Thank you for cleaning.
She tips you all.
Appreciate you.
We could have done this from the start as all I'm saying.
I didn't know there was going to be money involved.
Can I have some?
No, you didn't help.
You made more of that.
I'll just...
You...
Maybe. Come come on I helped
You would just sniffing like the jars you specifically said you didn't help yeah, you were pushing stuff
I was running around making sure I wasn't messing over there in the corner
I saw you trying to smoke something you're not one jar you're not management material if you're not actually doing the work
I know you're not doing the work.
Cheers.
Yeah.
And you guys pocket your masks and you head home to get a good night's sleep because you've got a party to get to.
Yeah.
And that's where one or episode.
Oh man.
I can't believe little about the vlog.
For the party.
These guys are so stupid.
Yeah, baby.
See, it would look like this.
I'm gonna hold up the drawing I did.
Yeah, that looks so stupid.
You can get that to you in a week.
All right, yeah, I can.
Can we, who can we say?
It's gonna be another sort of vlog.
It's a quarter-blod in a week.
A full court?
Yeah, another court.
The time and the price is bad.
We can do it.
I'll bleed myself over a week.
I'll give her six cloak bottles over the span of a month.
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The hog latays are coming to a close.
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Now back in action after Union Victory, Samuel B. Mike H.
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the White, Diana De los Lopez, CC Lulu, Hercule Parole, Zerrabathfolk Detective, Raco,
Tucker's wife Lynn Michelle, Calder comes cold cold hashtag CCC forever, stay frosty fairy
followers, Taylor B the vengeful one winged angel, cast skateboard cast, Stephen C Stevens
on the C's C, Mike K, Lady Taco and team incredulity, Joy T, Jake L, knit W, swash buckling swag snagger.
William W, big bad beard o the mad.
Anana Rama.
Percival Frederickstein von Musul Klasowski
der rollo III.
Magdalena mad, item, the sample, didalene the mad. Item. The sample.
D. Empels.
J. Dragonborn.
Vincent Sinanamus Gosh.
The Sandreian.
Bin A.
Dave H.
Katherine S.
David K.
Christian S.
Ryan D.
Dustin S.
Danny F.
Hawkeye Pierce.
Bookfars Assistant Izzy F. Hawkeye Pierce. BookFar's assistant is E.F. DPC is awesome!
Shown the Shade Tree Mechanic of Zelbaldar.
Summer Rose, aka Grand Terre.
Kat C. Mesa of House in Zunza.
Ariel, the occasional mermaid.
Selena N, aka F Felacy Raptor.
B. Perky Always.
Pat L. Maxwell J. Lauren H.
Nalani the coffee-brista brewing fighter of Lin-Pi-All and Bohumia.
Ryan S. The Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo The BOOOOOOON DUSTER! Annie, the Feywild Therapist.
Sorry, last time I changed my art handle, I promise.
Skillful Ferret, insert, request here.
Ooh, I would love to see the ventasmos
riding around in their cool spider carriage.
Connor S. Sileal, weed Goku 69, aka Trevor G. Leviathan.
Bioquart 7. Amber Dextrous. Sullivan H.
Trabhob, dropper. Jack Hubert, king of the mole people under iron deep. We will find you
one day. I swear it.
Lindsay W. Vailin. Carlin C. Emily S, Saul Slimey Spunk, Hashtag released the filthy guppy cut. James G,
everything bego, the Aladdin who just wants to hang out with his pet badger stripey. Daddy
master Dandy, Hawn the green teen, Eric B, Marcos, Jordan P. the occasional crit reporter, learns the balance druid.
Dakota James P. Frida M. Pegos, self-proclaimed Faye King, joined in Macabbe
matrimony. They will never know a lonely day again as long as I draw breath.
Hardcore, Tracy P. the Crick-Elf Librarian. Maggie S. CEO in Chicago.
Holly Hyena.
Leia.
Hunter H. Pixel Stars.
Akash T. Andrew.
Crick Plainswalker.
Stuck in Crick's New World.
Ah, there's worse places to be.
Doo.
Finneas.
Cal.
Just Cal.
Russell H. A monk named Dilgo. yes the whole thing, yes every time.
Swim deep through mountains, face giants, fire an ice, if only for beans.
He chains Pentium II processor.
Blur alive a succubus and Kyra herpusty queen.
Matt Im, your friendly neighborhood,
Yant and young Cole, Andrew and Sid.
John Adams, yes, like the president.
Meg, the male carrier, manager of Bahumia.
James F, Jimmy A, M4L, Austin S.
Wayfarer, upon returning to their faith flower shop,
found it completely overrun with
trolls.
Oh, what will they do now?
Shane C. Barpo Good Barrel Barred Barian.
Welsh Lander.
Garrett G. AKA One Big Curd.
Mr. D. Dana, the Taisy.
Ethan B. Havy the Half Ork.
René the Monster Captain. Gabriel W. Hey, the half-orc. René, the monster captain.
Gabriel W.
Box Clifton.
Olivia, the enchanting bard who is working hard on her addition for the lead singer of the
mountain crows.
Yeah!
Winterslayed.
Riley S.
FICO.
Angry Wheat.
Garrett H.
Anthony, the rattest of dudes Curitis Carnegie Hall tickets for himself
and is lovely partner Josh, the finest of dudes.
Hope you had a happy, hogglet A's dudes.
Josh H. Caleb L.
Fairy Followers are celebrating Hashtag CCC!
I love sunny!
Hashtag got the fish! Hashtag PTfc? Wow that's a lot of hashtags!
Kendra Dumbledore the bear onesie wearing barbarian! Lexi H! MJ the bfg drinking tea by the
sea! The very Mary Whale Guy! Wrath Modius! BG-0T Rip OG1 Kenobi we hardly knew ye.
Ah, Mama Bell, the silver serpent herself.
CNAT spell, the wizard.
Derek D, Tristan the Talilus honk.
Leon Kumori, legendary hero of Bohemia from a future campaign.
Can't wait to meet you Leon.
BTA workshop. Shenanigans O'Connor. hero of Bohemia from a future campaign. Can't wait to meet you, Leon.
BTA Workshop. Shenanigans, O'Connor.
Meos, the great. Alex K. Joshy P. the public enemy. Joshua S. Alexander. Linns W.
Angel La Pamela, the forever vindicated. Emma S. Red, the reforged, war forged.
Executive producer Dick Wolf,
creator of the upcoming series,
Law and Order Bahumia,
starring lead bullywug actor,
David Hassel Hoppe, very good.
A cat napping in a sunbeam,
listening to a podcast,
jealous of that existence.
Hunter W,
heart ones, hot hump gunk. Shell B, canna's second favorite sprite girl. jealous of that existence. Hunter W. Heart Ones. Hot.
Hump.
Gunk.
Shelby.
Kenna's second favorite sprite girl.
She's exiting 2023.
Finally.
Cancer-free.
Holy shit Shelby.
That is amazing.
Congratulations to you.
May 2024 be an excellent year.
I wish you the best.
Jackson R.
T3RHX.
Official.
Ned Flanders. Troy D. Blaze D Blaze future King of the Pirates I want
to join your crew Troy that sounds great Blake H searching for a sweet little with his
bestie big bev Lloyd the Christmas Rat Pawpaw Skides Mima Skides! Mima Skides! Oh, it's V!
Tommy W!
Mike and Lisa sending love to all y'all.
Thank you.
Haley the human, Megan Inn.
The big inn.
Stephanie of House in Zunza.
Jake's Raman shop, RIP Milky or the Brave, Leon and Warrior.
Who even cares about the rest of the party?
Not me,
that's for sure.
Karjish, Benjamin A, sacrificial otaku pin name for Kali's cousin, who discovered anime
and is trying to spread the word all over Bohumia.
Jiggy Merlino, Mkel A, Angie A, Josh Hole, five Yaksords that combine into one much larger Yaksword,
Froki, the two crew, Blue Thru, Jacob K, Maple the Shy Bookworm, Ashley, Seth E,
Billy Batson, Tori the Blind Bisexual Dragoos, Suck Monkey Bob.
Adelvice, the charismatic arcane trickster Jackal, giving Hashtag CCC a helpful purvy,
mage hand.
God bless you Adelvice.
Michael Isle S. Cobbers, and Nova underscore Cry.
Woo!
And that is all of our elders.
Thank you so, so much for your support throughout the year.
We love you, you honor us. If you would like to join this illustrious crowd, you can do so by
going to patreon.com slash nad pod. That's going to be it for us today. Stay tuned, later this week
for the final episode of Twilight Sing Torum. We really hope you enjoy it. Appreciate you, have a great day, and a happy blue year.
We love you, bye bye.
That was a Hate-Gum podcast.