Pardon My Take - Paul Bissonnette, Jerry O'Connell, Kentucky Derby, Anthony Edwards Is The Man, Tom Brady Roast + Rap Beefs
Episode Date: May 6, 2024Packed sports weekend and we start with Anthony Edwards taking a leap and electrifying the NBA Playoffs (00:00:00-00:09:56). The Clippers are the saddest organization in the NBA (00:09:56-00:27:11). W...e talk Game 7's in the NHL and the Kentucky Derby (00:27:11-00:43:34). Who's back of the week including Drake vs Kendrick Lamar's rap beef goes supernova (00:43:34-01:00:22). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk hockey playoffs, another leafs collapse and more (01:00:22-01:47:08). Jerry O'Connell joins the show to talk about his Knicks, Bing Bong, and his yellow shirt (01:47:08-02:05:12). We finish with a recap of the Tom Brady roast (02:05:12-02:17:38).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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yours. Today is Monday, May 6th. And boys, I don't even know where to start because we
have so much things to talk about. So many things happening in the sports world. Let's see NBA in HL horse boxing, boxing F1. Well, the prices
at F1. You want to start with the prices. The price. Okay. Everyone tuned in for this
podcast. This is what people want here. Cause I got personally offended on behalf of, of
America. Yes. With these prices. I don't, I don't know if they were priced in Euro dollars
or whatever. Someone's going to be so mad tuning in. No, fuck that.
They're talking F1?
This is what I'm mad about.
Okay.
We're not going to talk a single bit about F1.
No.
We're going to talk about the concession stand prices.
Main lobster rolls.
How much you think those run?
I saw it.
So $280.
Yeah.
Yellowfin tuna poke $170.
Prawn $290.
The fruit refresher in the fruit refresher.
It's got pineapple, watermelon, stone stone fruit some things I can't pronounce kiwi and coconut $190
uh do you know what the craziest part about this is the the the menu that you just listed
with those prices it was a thousand dollars to even get into that spot yeah so a thousand
dollars cover to get a fruit refresher for $200
The fruit refresher was the worst sweet though. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it's not so the wings
$190 how many how many wings you think you get for 190 bucks? I'm guessing six
I'm guessing eight
I think they give you eight because they don't want to give you six because that looks like a half order
Yeah, it's you give you eight to ten and it's 190 bucks. Those better be the best wings ever
I'd actually pay that for a wing that's yeah. Yeah, I would eight to ten and it's 190 bucks. Those better be the best wings ever I'd actually pay that for a wing. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, I would love by the way
I would love to see Ed and Alicia down at Miami F1 just cooking it up in the kitchen
They'd probably get a winning car. Yeah, get it gassed up
Uh, alright, so the biggest story in my mind and there's a ton we're gonna talk about is
Anthony Edwards and what he did on Saturday night in Denver against the defending champion
Nuggets in game one. Obviously a lot of series left, but Anthony Edwards is appointment television.
Anthony Edwards is him. Anthony Edwards is the next upcoming superstar in the NBA. I
know we talked about superstars when it came to Jalen Brunson. I think the playoffs is
when you start to see like Jalen Brunson is doing something, these playoffs that will get him to superstar level
if he continues to do it. Andy Edwards is 22 years old and what he's doing through the first
five games in these playoffs for him have been just out of this world.
Yeah, he's awesome. He's dunking on people. He's hitting the mid-range jump shots. He's bringing
a lot of energy too. Also, the team that he's on around him. He's like the perfect piece that he's
developed into on that team as their star. When you got go bear and then you've got not
Naz Reed who we had the Naz Reed game. Yeah. On Saturday at the end of the game. Making
in threes and everything. He's he's in the jelly fam. Yeah. Naz Reed. He him and a jelly
Walker go like way back. Yeah. They He was awesome to watch. He was awesome.
Yeah, you mentioned that.
And no offense to Carl Anthony Towns.
He's a very good basketball player.
He does foul a lot and he gets fouled out a lot.
I think he actually didn't get fouled out in this game, but he was close.
He was like, all right, let's just put him on the bench and then maybe we'll bring him
back in at the end.
But no offense to Carl Anthony Towns.
He's a good, very good basketball player. One quote
afterwards and I understand what he was doing. He was trying to be a good teammate, but he
said, uh, everybody talks about the big three, the me, Rudy and aunt combo, but we really
have a big 15. Very nice sentiment. I'm talking about the team. I don't think anyone's talking
about the big three in Minnesota. They're talking about Anthony Edwards. Yeah, I don't. It's Anthony Edwards. Cat is, he's
developed. He's the rare superstar that might, he was like a star when he got into the league.
He might just fade out into being a great piece. Yeah. Some big time Bosco energy from
him. Great. Big three. Yeah. But yeah, Anthony Edwards has been just absolutely incredible and people you know, he was he was good the last two years
It's not like this is he just has like all of a sudden shown up
But what he's doing is taking the next step and I said this a couple weeks ago watching a guy
Take that next step like while you're watching it and you can just point to it and be like, oh my god
This is different than the last couple years years is one of the most like enjoyable experiences in sports. So I went back, look,
for his first two years, numbers were good, but he was averaging 26 points per game, three,
three and a half assists and four rebounds in his playoff games, 46% shooting this year through five games. He's averaging 33 5 and 8
With 53% shooting it is this next step like he is going to another level
That seems like he is taking the NBA by storm again. The Nuggets are the defending champs
I think this is gonna be a long series
but he has no fear and he's an absolute killer and people are throwing around the MJ comparison
and it doesn't feel forced.
It's not crazy.
No, it doesn't feel forced, you know what I mean?
He's got a lot to do.
He has to win one ring first.
Of course, but he's 22.
Yeah, and he's got that killer mentality to him.
The list of players that have scored 35 plus
in three straight playoff games
at age 22 or younger, Llewellyn Sender, you might know him, he is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Anthony Edwards.
Pretty crazy list there that Anthony Edwards is now on.
And yeah, it's awesome to watch.
In Minnesota, we talked at length about Minnesota's sports tragedy.
It's one of, if not the number one city in terms of shitty things always seem to happen
in Minnesota where their teams are always good, but they're never great.
And they like, you know, the twins with their losing, what would they lose 15 games in a
row or something?
Yeah, it was crazy.
It lasted like decades.
Yeah, the Vikings, we know their history, the Wol the wolves the fact that they had Kevin Garnett. They won
They went to one Western Conference final. They didn't win a series since this year
It's nice that though this fan base gets to like wrap their arms around a 22 year old
Up-and-coming superstar and Anthony Edwards sadly we have to put to bed the narrative that the Lakers gave the Nuggets the best
matchup.
Yes.
I think we can officially say-
Kind of my point the whole time.
Not true.
Not true, Mike Greenberg.
Yeah.
I know that we liked watching the sweep and then the gentlemen sweep and we're like, damn,
these games are fun.
Turns out the Timberlake is a little bit better than Lakers as a basketball team.
Yeah.
Kind of feel a little vindicated. I know that they did fire Darvin Ham, which
Lakers fans wanted him to be fired. I totally understand that he wasn't a good coach, but
going back to the original point, I never thought the Lakers were the second best team
in the NBA, only behind the Denver Nuggets. Also the Celtics.
Yeah. Well, no, but people were saying they were the, like if the Lakers just didn't have
to play the Nuggets, they would have won the last last two titles Celtics are by far the best team in the NBA
There's no chance that they lose thanks. Got his cockiness back
but yeah, that was a crazy game one like it was a
To see them punch them in the mouth and even the way it started
It was like 18 to 4 before you could even blink and then the nuggets came back and the nuggets were up late
And then it was just Nas Reid and Anthony Edwards. Uh, no fear. Yeah. These young wolves. And I love when
the wolves, I love the wolves colors. Like I feel like they've done a good job
of doing the retro current Jersey mix. Yeah, they don't do the muted colors
that you get the bright greens, the bright blues. Yeah, it feels, it feels
good. It feels fun. Uh, we also had had James Harden legacy game. Yes. So the Clippers.
The Clippers. James Harden went out there and he had, he went five for 16 from the field,
minus six plus minus 16 points, dropped 16 on him and they lost. Yeah. The Clippers,
good thing for James Harden and Paul George, and we'll get to this in Who's Back, that
I think
this was the night that Drake released one song and then Kendrick Lamar released two
on top of his head. Yeah. Because the Clippers just went out sad on Friday night and then
we had all these sports on Saturday and Sunday and people just kind of forgot, oh yeah, the
Clippers are one of the biggest sports disasters. They are they're they are a disaster franchise.
I think Charles Barkley said I've been rich, I've been poor. Yes. I've been skinny, I've
been fat, but the Clippers have always sucked. Put perfectly. That's it. I mean, that's exactly
right. Like the Clippers just can't get out of their own way ever. Some things never change.
Yeah, it's comforting a little bit. It is. And and and the Mavs look awesome. And I mean,
I think the Thunder are still in the playoffs.
They haven't played in so long.
Yeah, they're still around.
They're hanging.
I mean, I like watching the Thunder.
They're very fun.
They're very young.
But this feels like the fact that they
beat the Pelicans so fast and it was like not even eventful
games.
I even treated it like, are the Thunder going to ever play
again?
Because it feels like we haven't seen them in forever.
But the Mavs, I mean, Kyrie seems happy.
Kyrie seems awesome.
He seems loved.
Yeah.
I think that's going to be a great series, though.
I think the Thunder are going to win.
But the Mavs, I mean, they have, I feel like they've played the Clippers a bunch.
And Luca even said this was personal.
So just taking out the Clippers, not having to worry about,
will Kawhi play for the rest of the playoffs?
Which I'm happy to have that discourse out.
Yeah, I'm just happy to be done with the Clippers shit.
Yeah, right.
Can we officially say this is the end of the Clippers shit
that we have to deal with?
I was happy to be done with their shit, what,
like five years ago?
I think I'm done with their shit.
I think the next iteration of the Clippers,
it'll take a while for us to get over their shit too.
But like this team as it's currently formed
and the expectations that came along with it,
I think we're officially done with their shit.
Yeah, we could go back six years
and I think that exact same thing.
Remember when Blake, that was awkward.
Yeah, Blake.
I was like, I think I'm done with their shit.
That iteration of Clippers shit.
That's basically every Clippers iteration
is just like, they're fun for a little bit and then you just get tired and you're like,
okay, that's it. Yeah. Was Baron Davis, that was one of the
eras maybe? Yeah.
I was done with their shit then. We're done with their shit. Hank, are you
ready for round two now that we should talk about game seven, Magic, Cavs. This series was maybe the most disrespected series,
seven game series in NBA history,
because they played every game on NBA TV.
I think they played three 1 o'clock games,
because game one, game four, and game seven
were all 1 o'clock on the weekend.
They played game seven at one o'clock Eastern
on Sunday afternoon. Why did they do that? Move it back just a lot out of respect. I
think it was because of F1. F1 was on ABC. That's just respect away. But the Cavs did
survive. They this is one of those series that it was as the series went on. It felt
like the magic are young. They're fun. Well, they're fun ish.
Palo's very fun. The rest of the team can't really shoot that well, but they're going
to be heard from later on in the next few years. The Cavs were desperately, they need
to win this series because if you remember, the Cavs tanked to get this matchup. So if
they lost this series, it would have been a disaster for them. They go down huge
in the first half. They come back and win. Evan Mobley had like 16 rebounds. The Cavs
are, I feel like the Cavs are actually better whenever Jared Allen or Evan Mobley is out
and they have one true center and they don't have to play this two center thing. What is
your level of worry for the Cleveland Cavaliers? LeBron James not walking
through that door. Yeah, probably a 0.01. Yes. They'll probably maybe win one game and
have like a historic shooting night like the heat or something. But there should be a four,
one or four. Oh, you do the heat. He do live rent free in your brain. Like anytime a game
goes bad for the Celtics, you're like, Oh, it's the heat all over again. No, but the Cavs, the Cavs aren't a threat. The fans were changing.
We want Boston that you don't want Boston that especially after tanking to get the magic
and then having to go seven games with them. I would say they should have lost like maybe
they shouldn't have lost this game, but it took an other worldly performance from Mitchell.
Yeah. Second half, they were down what 18 points? Yeah, they were very slow start. They were down 18 points and then our buddy Wagner, Franz. Franz. Franz had a not
not his best night. Not his best night shooting. Couldn't really make any or excuse me, best
afternoon shooting. I think he's been injured. Okay, yeah, we'll go with that. I was well,
I was going deep into magic trying to do my research. I remember before the series started,
reading up about it, and it was like,
he got injured a couple months ago,
and his shot has been very flat since.
So he hasn't been able to get the same lift.
So we'll go with that, because he's a friend of the program.
I would say, Hank, yeah, one game that Donovan Mitchell
goes nuclear, and maybe, because the Celtics
do have the tendency to maybe take their foot
off the gas for a game here or there. But yeah, come on.
It's the Cavs. It's come on.
For one. They did go, they went further than LeBron.
That's true. This is a dub for Cavs fans.
First series that Dan Gilbert's ever won as an owner without LeBron James.
Yeah, so this is probably, it goes back to pre-LeBron that the Cavs have gone this far
without LeBron. Yeah, so it's not even
Come on, so LeBron's never
LeBron's never been out of the playoffs before the Cleveland Cavaliers until this moment correct, correct?
That's that's a win hang the banner Cleveland. Yeah as far as long as he's been playing. Yes, that's a fact
Yeah, this is
Bloodbath bloodbath. What is a blood bath?
Is that a whopping we're talking five games max,
five games max point differential is going to be like in triple digits.
Couple, couple trip, triple digits, trip, do the math on that.
That means you're going to win the game.
You have to win a game by like 40.
Yeah.
30, 30, 30, 30.
So that's 120.
You're going to win three, four games by 30.
Yeah. I don't know what the math will be, yeah, it'll be combined the four wins under triple digits triple digits What bath is worse than whomping my yeah blood bath is
Triple digits is a hell of a that's a hell of a call
What are you gonna do if you don't get it?
Nothing, um, yeah. Yeah, I don't think I think you guys are are safe. I have
fans even our guy Ohio State said that he said it perfectly. He was like, I'm not going
to get excited about one win. I'll only let myself believe if we win two games. And then
he was like, but if we win the game one, then that changes. But I don't. The Cavs have to
win two games for me to be like,
oh, okay, something's going on here. And not a lot of rest either for them. No. Yeah. How have you
guys played against him this year? Better that we lost to the Magic twice. So I was rooting for the
Cavs. Oh, and the whole Florida thing. Maybe it's just, it's not the heat, it's Florida. It's not
the heat, it's humidity. Yeah. So I want to believe Hank. I want to lean into the whole triple digit series victory.
But also, this would be just such great tape if they beat you.
Looking back on everything you've just said.
Yeah, I mean, there's just no way.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, it's cocky Hanks.
You're right.
We have to embrace.
We asked cocky Hanks to come back.
So when cocky Hanks makes a proclamation,
we have to be like, credit to you.
Hank's right.
It's the Cavs.
Yeah.
It's the Cavs, dude.
You got this.
For Zinke, it's probably fine.
Don't even play him.
Let him get healthy.
Well, he's going to miss a minimum of several games.
Yeah, minimum.
A minimum of several games.
The other thing we should probably talk about, and we have Jerry O'Connell coming on to talk
about his Knicks, but we didn't
talk about it on Thursday because we had a lot of stuff going on and we also were taping
before the full... everything came out after, but Pat Beth had a pretty bad Thursday night.
He is a coworker of ours. We love Pat Beth. We'll start with the reporter thing. I didn't
think it was that bad. Reporters love defending
reporters. Pat Bez has been doing this all year. Subscribe to the pod. It's very easy
to hit one button. People making it like a misogynistic thing, crazy. He's been doing
it to guys too.
The original tweet said, said this to a female reporter. It singled it out, which like in the short video clip that you saw, it looked bad.
Yeah.
But if you know that he says that to every single reporter.
He's been saying it all year.
And you can, you can say that that's Bushley.
That's fine.
But he is an eccentric guy who's been saying that all year.
I have no problem with it.
I, the, it, what happened was the snowball of people being like, now I have to talk about
this reporter.
Uh, like she was just hit by a bus and being like, she I have to talk about this reporter. Uh, like
she was just hit by a bus and being like, she's the finest reporter we've ever had.
I can't believe Pat Bev would do this. This is disgusting. Whatever. I, I just didn't
think he's been doing it all year. Like it's, it's the just subscribe to the pod. It's
very easy. He probably shouldn't have thrown a basketball in a person. That's what I think
really set off the win after a female reporter.
Yeah.
Went after he threw the ball.
I think the first one was at a female fan.
Yeah.
And the second one hit the guy next.
And by the way, great catch.
The guy that got it the second time.
You shouldn't have given the ball back.
Yeah.
That was your mistake.
And then he threw it again.
That that lent itself to all sorts of digging into what Pat was up to that night.
Yeah.
And that was a mistake
It was it was a mistake. He's probably gonna face some sort of discipline for it the reporter thing
I I think that it's definitely fair for somebody to be like I don't like that
He says this to every reporter agree it gets old. Yeah, you can have that take
Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with you. Yeah, but I don't think it was like targeted to that one person, right?
But you can't go out losing a playoff series like that and then throwing a ball out of
fan a couple of times. He would probably tell you, yeah, I fucked it up. And then my favorite
is Draymond talking about Pat Bev on his pod. Yeah. Being like, I can't believe like Pat's
one of those guys you got to watch out for. It's like you're, you're literally Draymond
Green. Tweet of the week was, uh, I, I'm sorry for not saying this person's handle cause I
don't have it in front of me, but he was like, this is like Osama Bin Laden breaking down ISIS tape.
Yeah.
Draymond talking about PAPF.
No class.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think he probably shouldn't have thrown that ball.
I'll say it.
I'll go as far as to say that you probably shouldn't throw things at fans because it
opens up a pretty bad Pandora's box when it comes to fan player like back and forth
and he's going to get fined. He probably gets suspended. But it was also like it was telling
how many people were just like ready to retire Pat Bev and just totally kick him when he's
down. It's like, okay, you can do that. That's fine. He's a friend of ours. We're not going to kick a friend when he's, when he had a moment that's very
regrettable. Uh, but people were lining up to, to go after Pat.
Well, they had like a long list of receipts about everything they hate about Pat. It's
like, now I get to unload the clip. Okay, Pat, not everybody likes Pat Bev. I'd say
that the majority of the NBA probably doesn't like Pat Bev unless he's on their team. Right.
And then they fucking love the guy. Right? And I like I like Pat right now
I'll stand up and say I like Pat Pat Pat Bev's on our team if Pat Bev was on Bleacher Report
Oh, we would have a totally be singing a totally different tune
Love how though actually I still don't think I'd have a problem with the reporter thing
I would I would stay true to what we're saying is don't think I'd have a problem with the reporter thing. I would stay true to what
we're saying is don't throw balls at fans.
Yeah, but what happens is when you throw balls at fans, then everything becomes fair game.
The way that you conduct yourself in the locker room afterwards, then it's like, oh, that's
also weird.
Here's the thing. Next time we have Pat-Pat VonMue, we'll ask him this to his face. I
don't think he's a great loser.
He doesn't really lose well.
No, no.
Wait, now, if he had won, then-
That's a good thing, though.
Yeah, show me a good loser.
I'll show you a loser.
If he had won that game, then the narrative would be
he was simply giving a souvenir to a fan twice in her face.
Yeah.
The second one was to a guy.
I think he missed.
I think he was aiming.
And OK, I'll say this.
Shouldn't have thrown it at the woman.
That was bad, because I don't even think she was looking.
The second toss, when the guy threw it back to him
and Pat Bev chucked it at him, that guy was, I believe,
wearing a jersey with no sleeves underneath.
I think that's fair game.
Because you think he might be a player.
Well, just any, yeah, I mean, any guy who goes no sleeves
jersey, like, you're kind of saying, hey, I'm in the mix.
I thought you were, I thought it was Pat Conaton.
You're hoping if you go to a game with no jersey,
no t-shirt underneath, you're hoping the coach accidentally
puts you in the game.
Pat Bev was just like, here, let's try it out, buddy.
Also shout out to the guy that was standing next to the girl that got hit with the ball,
the one that didn't catch the second one. Because that guy was ready to fight after
the second ball was thrown. He's like, I'm going to act like that almost hit me and take it personally
and go try to charge Pat Bev. There also was a weird story that he was like banned from ESPN after,
which was not true. Again, it was weird because it was like everyone was, I get it. Pat Bev is not
liked by a lot of people and everyone's just trying to kick him while he's down. Just don't
throw balls at people. Jake, as our resident nerd reporter, how disgusted were you by PapEv
saying subscribe to the pod?
Not disgusted at all. I think the only part where I had a little bit of an issue is he
pushed the mic away.
Oh, never touch a mic. Never touch a mic. Don't do that. Don't do that. That mic issue is he pushed the mic away. Oh, the mic.
Never touch a mic.
Never touch a mic.
Don't do that.
That mic's not yours.
That mic's ESPN property.
Yeah.
But no issue talking the pod.
Wait, Jake, do you subscribe to the pod?
Yes, I do.
Nice.
Okay, all right, good.
Then you can answer.
We actually, next time we should, next time we have Pat Bev on, we should unsubscribe in
his face and see if he ends the interview.
He'd probably throw something.
Yeah.
That would actually be great.
Actually, I refuse to interview Pat Bev
until he subscribes to part of my take.
That's facts.
That's what ESPN should do.
Fight fire with fire.
Just be like, you're not coming on our show
unless you subscribe to our entire network.
Yeah, ESPN Plus.
Every single thing that Stephen A. Smith is on,
you have to subscribe to.
Until you have tried to watch a game
and been logged out six times.
Fuck that, I hate it.
I fought that battle earlier today. I thought it's Saturday. I thought it Friday
I fight that every day my life revolves now around me waking up
Coming to work doing this show and then when I'm trying to watch a game on my phone
Fighting with the ESPN website for two hours trying to get logged in through my cable subscribe
I have no problem paying so much money to watch live sports.
Just let me watch it.
I would pay double to ESPN if it just worked.
I think I do because I think I pay my cable and my...
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I definitely pay double.
I would pay more on the app just if it worked.
Right, every time.
Right now I feel like I'm almost getting a bargain because I paid $9.99 a month or whatever
to not be able to watch it
I'm just like, oh, that's the cost of doing business and there's some random games that just won't no matter what won't even play
Yeah, oh if you don't want to watch this well, here's a second division Welsh rugby game. That's on now that one works just fine
Yeah. Yeah, you want to watch some you want to watch some like
Mac softball I actually kind of do sometimes. Yeah. Hey
Sometimes I just want to see a ball move across the screen.
I noticed that you're trying to watch the Cavs magic on your phone.
Instead, would you care to tune in for bass fishing?
Yeah. Hey, we have this Sam Houston state basketball game from December.
You want to watch that again?
You know what? If Pat,
if Pat Bev had just said to the producer from ESPN,
I'm not answering your question cuz your app fucking sucks
Yeah, I think we'd all there'd be a groundswell of support for Pat. Let's go Pat. But yeah, I
Subscribed to his pot because we'll see what he has to say
I don't think he's I don't think I've done a new episode with Rome yet, but also shouldn't have thrown either ball
Second ball. I'm okay with just because the guy didn't have sleeves
He caught it sure if shouldn't throw in the first ball.
First ball, not good.
And then he may or may not have, should have touched the microphone.
Should have touched the mic.
Fine with that.
Rudy Gobert touched all those mics and then the world shut down.
You never know.
Facts.
You talking about Rudy Gobert, Big 3?
Big 3, yeah.
Big 3?
Of the Big 3 fame?
Yeah, the R part of the Big 3.
Of the Big 3 fame?
Yeah, so we did have to talk about that because we like I said, we
didn't see the we recorded before the microphone thing. We did see the bass. I actually there
were two clips going around because I saw just the one where he got it back and threw
it at the guy. Yeah, you didn't see what happened. I didn't see the woman when I saw the woman
one after we taped. I was like, Oh, that's that's not good. Yeah, you shouldn't do that. The first time I saw it, we were watching the game live and I thought I saw the woman one after we taped I was like, oh that's that's not good. Yeah Yeah, I didn't do that the first time I saw it we were watching the game live and I thought I saw something streak across the street the screen and
So I texted Liam
Blutman and I was like, hey, can you find this clip? I think something got thrown
It sent back to me. It was just Pat chucking the ball at the guy with those leaves. I was like, oh, yeah
Thanks for saying that not gonna post it. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Appreciate that. Um, okay. Hank, you were in the house game seven on the ice.
I was in the house. Shout out to game time. Best, best tickling. Oh, let me do the game time.
I had real quick. Yeah. So you use game time. I did. Where did you sit? I sat in the low section.
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Okay, so Hank, you were there set the scene we're going to talk to biz and the Maple Leaf
side of it but set the scene.
Hockey fans are the best there's there's no better atmosphere than you just compliment
yourself.
Well, yeah, but you know being when you're in a stadium when it's just hockey fans game seven tensions high people are going nuts you
love that Pasta got called out after game six said Pasta needs to show up and
him hitting the the game winner in overtime was beautiful to see people are
not giving us any chance against the the Panthers I don't know why but I think
it's good it's gonna be good revenge from last year like they have that top
of mind they blew that series
There they're the underdogs the scrappy underdogs
There's just great time to be a Boston sports fans. It's alternating
Alternating nights this week brewing Celtics brewing Celtics brewing. That's pretty good for you. Seven days straight. You're gonna love that
did you see the stat about the maple leafs of
The teams that have never played in an NHL game in the month of June?
Oof.
The Kraken, they've been around for what? Two, three years? Three years. The Wild. Okay. The Blue Jackets. They have Anthony Edwards.
The Arizona Coyotes aren't even a team anymore. Don't exist. And then the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Those, that's the full list of teams that have never played in June before.
1967. They won 11 of them or something before that. Yeah, they've got a lot of banners. They got a lot of banners. That the game and the stats that the goalie stats of Swainman series.
Well, wool got hurt. He didn't play turned out to be true. He was the he was the difference maker.
Yeah, he was the key to the series. Well nailed it. Wohle getting hurt in a meaningless goal
in the last second of game six was so Maple Leafs.
The other thing was so Maple Leafs was
them scoring in the third period
and being like, this time's different,
and then the Bruins scoring like 60 seconds later.
Like, no, it's not.
This is not different at all.
And then the game-winning that, that the game winning
goal that pass was insane. It was beautiful. I, I all the way down the ice across off the
board right to pasta finishes. I have to imagine that they know their rank and they know where
the different parts of the ice where it, where it bends around. Like, okay, there might be
a spot that's different in each arena that might carry them off different ways. That
was intentional. Completely intentional. It's like old Italians playing bocce. Yeah, they know the court. Yeah.
Yeah. I asked for Elise fans to tell me how they're feeling after the game. I'll just read a couple
that I thought were good. Preston said, it's like when you buy 50-50 tickets, you know you have no
chance, but can't help but think maybe this time is different. It's never different. Never. That's
a pretty good explanation.
This one was good.
Braden McCarthy said, imagine getting your balls kicked
in so much that it eventually kind of feels right.
That's what it feels like.
Sickos.
Yeah, where it's like, oh, I can't get off
unless I get my balls kicked in.
And then the Nacho Man said, it's the same thing every year.
Deep down, we all knew we were going to come back just to lose in the most heartbreaking fashion possible and the last one
Bereson's loose helmet said we are so numb you could bottle our blood and use it as prescription painkiller
Yeah, you have to wonder if if Toronto fans just secretly hate the spring
Yeah
Like hate hate the month of May hate the month of, because they associate it so closely with losing hockey games. Like everybody else is pumped for April
and May. It's one of the best times of year. It's like summer's basically here. Yeah, it
feels good. Not Maple Leafs fans. They're like, Oh yeah, when it's 70, like 72 degrees
outside. That's when I actually feel the worst in my entire life. Yeah. And it felt like
especially last year, the Bruins going up 3-1 and losing like this was
You the least finally had the team like the Bruins have been fading
Still you just can't say result. Yeah same result now. You're going against the Panthers Hank revenge revenge
Underdogs, we also had the Stars and Knights which was an incredible series. Great series. It was seven. Stars win in game seven.
I'm addicted to betting unders in game sevens.
I'll just say that.
Because teams feel each other out too much.
They just don't score.
But you don't want to make the first mistake.
That was our guys, Whitney and Biz and R.A.
They know their puck, because I remember having the conversation
with Whit like two weeks ago.
By the way, congratulations. He just had his third child
He was like the stars and Knights will be an absolute bloodbath of a series
And either team could win the Stanley Cup, but they have to face each other in the first round
And when the Knights went up to Oh in Dallas, I was like, oh he doesn't know Puck
and then it was exactly what he
said. It was just an absolute war of a series and both teams are really good, but the stars
were a little bit better.
Yeah. It's like the, the abs and then these two teams, the favorites to win out of the
West.
So the start, the Dallas is doing the same thing. Hank, both your cities, Dallas is,
is got the Mavs and the stars going every other night.
New York.
Yeah. New York. Well, it's into the Rangers look good
Yeah, the Rangers they look really a Boston, New York hockey and basketball
Finals would be incredible just going back and forth between the two cities switch night after night after night and Colorado
And Colorado's got it as well. Yeah. Yeah, damn rich keep getting richer. That'd be pretty fun
Such it's a time-lapse season
It is oh, I love a good time-lapse
Yeah, and they've got so many options they put the wood down then they put the ice down and the wood down again
Then they speed it up and that shit gets me going big time time-lapse
What else we got Kentucky Derby, yeah the horses we had a great time on Saturday had a great time
It's never spuds through the horse. That's for the horse spuds through the horse right Jake. Yeah, the horses. We had a great time on Saturday. Had a great time. Remember Spuds through the horse?
Spuds through the horse. Spuds through the horse, right Jake?
It was fun, yeah. Yeah.
Memes? Memes remembers that too, yeah.
Spuds through the horse? Hey, don't use the crop on him.
Oh shit. That's from PFT's party. Me, Jake, Memes.
You guys wouldn't get it. Hank and Max weren't there.
Me, Shane, Pug. We were all there.
PFT was a great host. Great host.
Thank you Jake. Pug shut the party down. Pug and Shane stayed up till the wee hours of the morning. They were spuds
through the horse. They were spud. They were spudding. You guys wouldn't get his inside
joke. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that's great. I'm happy for you guys. It sounds like you
had a great time. Fantastic. You were there. Yeah, I was there. And you know what? I showed
up with my daughter, had her dressed to to the nine She had a hat on a purse
Fucking great. She came to PFT house and she just goes
Can we look at all the rooms and I was like, okay, and then we just went and opened every door in his house
She was like Dwight
Party episode going around testing structural integrity. We looked at every room. It was fucking nuts. I was dressed as a horse
I didn't expect anybody else to show up in costume. Titus was the first one over and he came over
dressed as a jockey. Yeah. We looked like the slowest jockey horse combination ever.
He was like twice my height. Also never work. I don't know if you ate the cupcakes we brought
but I'm gonna need them back. Yeah, I did. Okay. They're all gone. Yeah, because we bought
we brought cupcakes and then we didn't eat any and my daughter woke up this morning She was like where our cupcakes. I was like no we brought them to a party
She's like, but what why why don't we have the cupcakes now? Yeah, but yeah
Spuds to the horse. Yeah, we'll always have that
You guys want you guys want us to tell you the inside jokes. What's the horse?
It's at one of the two of your expenses. Yeah, but you have to guess which one
It's me. No, he actually didn't talk about you guys at of your expenses. Yeah, but you have to guess which one It's me
No, he actually didn't talk about you guys at all. Yeah. No, I texted these guys before I was like
I'm just gonna say spuds are the horse. We didn't come up with an inside joke
But it hurt for a second didn't it?
No, I was curious. Yeah, I was thinking about it
I do we did have a moment where it was just the it was me Jake memes
Pug,
PFT, Shane, and we were just like, isn't it nice
not having Hank and Max here?
It was nice.
The vibes were good.
Yeah.
There was no secret hatred in there.
It's a good time.
I bet it was worse.
Yeah, I missed you guys a lot.
I actually did.
But yeah.
So the Kentucky Derby was thrilling.
Imagine having one of your favorite guests in Randy Moss on the show, asking him for long shots, him saying, oh, this horse that actually has the same name as myself, you should maybe think about it and then not betting.
Yeah, it's tough. It was so tan was fear. You just can't. I was just so
I never win the Derby, but to have it be Mystic Dan and just sit there and people were tweeting me
being like, Mystic Dan, you must have bet it. Nope. Not even thinking about betting it fierceness
with an all time choke job. Ah, that was an awesome finish. It was great. Three way photo finish.
Yeah. Crazy, crazy. Mystic Dan. I felt bad for our guy Rapoli, strong
Italian, but yeah, I really wish I had bet that horse. What did they do before the photo
finish? Was there just a guy up in the booth with binoculars and he was like, I think this
horse was fast. I think the photo finish was like, that was the first photo ever. It's
like people always make the mistake of saying that porn is the, is the seed that grows like
every single bit of video technology. Yeah. it's actually gambling and horse yeah horse racing. It's like we got
to figure out a way to tell who won this horse race. And then a guy invented a camera. Yeah,
pretty much. What do you say Max? Jason Wirth looked incredible. He did look cool with his
hair. Incredible. I was by the way, Max, I put so much money on his horse door knock
to finish in second. Just a Philadelphia horse coming in second
would have been amazing.
I mean, he's also a Nat.
Yeah, but you know, he's a, he's a Philly. He didn't even like being a Nat when he was
a Nat.
He's a Philly.
He's a Philly.
It was a great, it was, it was a great event. Great party. Kentucky Derby is the beginning
of summer, feels like.
Unbelievable race. Mystic Dan. Fuck.
So now is the conversation like, could he win the triple crown? Now you have to immediately pivot to that.
No, because he's got to go up against Baffert. Yeah, that's right.
Baffert's going to steal the show.
I hope Baffert wins two thirds of it.
Yeah. No. And then it's always big ask for it. Yeah.
We'll have Randy Moss back on and I'm going to for like, we wrote down,
he did win the Oaks.
Yeah. He won. He gave us the, the, uh, one or two and he did win the Oaks. Yeah he won he gave us the the
one is to end second place in the Oaks. Yeah so people who listen they know that
Randy Moss knows his horses but the fact that he did say Mystic Dan and then I
was basically what's his name Kieran McCulkin from from succession just
looking at the rocket blow up and putting my phone back in my pocket
Mystic Dan won and I just looked at it. It was like
Everyone's treating me that I that not only did he had not only do Randy Moss tell us but his name is Dan
I just put my phone in my pocket. I was like, alright, I'm just gonna go about the rest of my day
Yeah, I mean it does feel like an easy win that you should have
There was a horse named the easiest there's horse horse named Hank Hank definitely would have bet on it no matter what well
There was a horse named Hank. He was one of the worst horses ever Dave named one of his horses handsome Hank was he good?
He fucked our source sucked today remember that one race that he fit he it actually was still running
It was it was like 25 seconds before he finished did they put it down afterwards did they pull like a French horse a cricket?
The dog and just shoot it yeah, I didn't last much longer after that. No, he was a bad horse. Handsome Hank. It's tough. Okay, anything else from sports weekend before we do Who's Back?
Canelo fight was awesome. It was Brooks. Brooks. Brooks. Brooks won. Yeah, we can steal the
Who's Back since I'm poor. He won, but it was a it was a stacked field as far as the live
tour goes. The leaderboard looked good. This is the first weekend where I've looked at
a live leaderboard and then looked at the PGA leaderboard and been like well, this just isn't even close. Yeah
Well, this would burn also my who's back, but Hank would you as the number one live head here?
Would you like to have a statement about them using fake tweets in the broadcast?
Yeah, not not great I don't know why, why they would do that. Maybe, you know, just because of the time difference, there wasn't a lot of people tweeting about Liv. So they had to just come up with something. But they used a real Twitter account, JJM Habs. And they posted a tweet saying, let's go smash GC, get on that podium,
make it happen, BK.
And then when you look up his Twitter account,
he's a diehard Vikings fan,
and he's never tweeted anything like that.
Did he respond to it?
I don't, I'll look.
Yeah, check out his timeline, see if he addressed it.
But yeah, what are you doing, Hank?
You gotta get your guy. You need to tweet.
Yeah, you should be the only one that's featured on those.
Like you need to set a reminder for yourself to tweet every single time Liv is playing.
All I know is we would never do this over at PGA TOUR LIVE.
No, no. We wouldn't.
Wells Fargo this week.
Brooks won his fourth event. That's a record by the way. All time record
last last last tweet from JJM Habs is from 2023 talking about Jaren Hall. Yep. So probably not him.
Yeah. Probably not him that did this. Yeah. It's a that's a bad look. It's a bad look when you have
to Astro turf social media. Just cut the segment entirely.
Or just, like, create, don't even put,
like, create a fake, like, app that you're posting it from.
There's a million social media apps.
You can just be like, this person said this.
Like, who knows, is it Twitter or TikTok?
Like, where they said it from.
What Muhammad bin Salman should do
is just literally pay people to tweet about.
Hank!
Anyone to tweet about. anyone to tweet about hey
You just schedule one right now. Yeah, you let it hurt him. I like loving the action
Yeah, you let you let live down
Cuz you Hank Hank people don't know this about Hank. He loves live so much
We'll be sitting in the gambling cave and he'll make someone change the TV and they'll just be like oh
There's a tournament going on in the middle. Like we were watching horse. What were we watching on Thursday? Oh, we were
watching. We were watching game six, Nick's six sixers. And all of a sudden it looked
like a video game popped up on the TV. It was Hank watching live golf. Yeah. We've got
six TVs. If it's on them, I'm going to, I'm going to throw it on. He actually did that.
He took off Bruins Leafs game six. he wanted and was he wanted that to be a lot
I just wanted to be a law. He didn't want to see them win
Yeah, so you know you should really
Really consider tweeting about live and get that bag Hank. It all worked out in the end
You see Phil Phil Mickelson's threat that he has no he's pretty much on behalf of everybody else
That's on the live tour
Phil Mickelson is threatening a boycott of major tournaments
if they don't go ahead and make exemptions
for the best players on the live tour.
Because those exemptions, they're running out.
So if you won a PGA championship three years ago,
that doesn't necessarily last for a lifetime.
I don't know what the different rules are
for specific majors, but it feels like
what would it look like if just none of us
showed up at the next one and all protested?
I don't think that Phil ran that by everybody else. I think that's
just Phil shooting from the hip. Carl Anthony, Big 3 vibes. Yeah, he's like, yeah
me, Brooks, me, Brooks, Bryson, John Rahm, we're just not gonna show up. All of us.
Can you imagine? You couldn't even call that a championship. I mean he's trying
to make something happen. Not without a lefty. I think Phil Phil is just because he he had the whole live controversy a couple years ago
He's just looking for his next thing. Well. He's just he kind of enjoyed being the bad guy, right?
He's like yeah, I'll be a fucking bad guy like he bought the leather jacket. He's what what is he gonna return that leather jacket?
He's the bad guy. He's bad guy. You can't go back. You can't face turn right
Okay, listen anything else else from the sports weekend?
It was a great, great sports weekend.
It was an incredible sports weekend.
Oh, I have a new Who's Back.
We are going to get to the roast of Tom Brady.
At the end.
Yeah, I got another Who's Back, too.
OK.
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Okay, Hank your who's back of the week my who's back the week is rat beef. Yes
Drake and Kendrick Lamar had a very busy weekend
Drake released a track family matters Friday night Kendrick Lamar had a very busy weekend. Drake released a track, Family Matters, Friday night.
Kendrick Lamar released this track
basically 30 minutes after.
Yeah, he gave him no time.
Instant response.
And then Kendrick did the back to back
and dropped another track the next day.
Calling him a pedophile.
Calling him a pedophile, calling his whole crew pedophiles.
Lot of bad stuff.
Also said that he had a 11 year old daughter
Which people are saying that Drake Drake actually said it Drake planted it. Oh
And basically caught him in a lie and like put that out there that he has an 11 year old daughter
Kendrick took the bait said it but does Drake have any sort of receipt for that that he planted that you would think that if you're
Pissed it like mastermind scheme that you would have, here's the evidence of how I planted it, right?
Now I need someone to battle rap PFT and talk about Chris.
Fuck that. You don't want that smoke. I'll just put Chris on the track. I'll put Chris on the
track and fucking destroy you. But with the pedophile thing on Friday night, when Kendrick responded, said,
you've got an 11-year-old daughter plus your pedophile, then Drake just posted on Instagram,
I'm definitely not the father of an 11-year-old daughter. Did not address the pedophile thing.
A big one, yeah.
He also, yeah, he said it in, he out a song tonight the heart part six where he said
If I was a pedophile I'd have already been arrested which you know, there's definitely pedophiles you never want to say if I was no he spent like three quarters of the response just
being like I am not a pet I'm so much not a pet at one point I think he said I'm too famous to be a
pedophile oh which is I don't know if Drake reads the news No, if he's much of a news hound know and studies what happens and in modern-day politics and entertainment. Yeah
No famous pedophiles. Yeah, he also brought up Millie Bobby Brown by name, even though Kendrick Haddon
That's just like an internet thing that oh, so he yeah, I just said like it's weird like your guys relationship is weird
What's going on here? So so Kendrick was like you're a pedophile and Drake was like no, I'm not I'm just friends Millie Bobby Brown, right? So, so Kendrick was like, you're a pedophile and Drake was like, no, I'm not. I'm just friends with Millie Bobby Brown, right? When
she was 17. He was like, it's not no, that wasn't pedophilia. I just liked her as a friend.
Nothing happened. I did see one guy who's Drake Stan be like, all you idiots need to
look up the age of consent in Canada, which is 16. That's good. Good defense.
Don't do that.
Yeah.
That's one thing you don't want to Google.
What, are you planning a vacation?
Don't do that.
All right, so I have a question because I'm admittedly
washed old, but I've seen everyone talking about it.
And I've at least tried to keep up.
Also, I'll say quickly before, Drake,
his first song he put out Friday had subtitles,
which is great. Oh, yeah. For all for all rap songs. Is it? I should just write letters
back to each other. They should just tweeted each other. So when I say I know what you're
saying, Hank, because it does it does take you some time to like listen back, back, back,
rehear every single line. Being able to read read it real time is definitely easier to understand all the like double entendres
But also that isn't kind of a try-hard move to like spell out what you're saying so people can read it
I don't know
I isn't half the fun like digging in on your own and and
Listening back to it like right spelling it out
That's great for people like me that like to listen to Drake on mute and don't actually enjoy his music that much
people like me that like to listen to Drake on mute and don't actually enjoy his music that much. But doing that feels like you're putting it, like you're really rubbing it
in everyone's face as opposed to letting people do the work for themselves.
As someone who does subtitles for every show I watch, I appreciate it.
What's that Peaky Blinders? It's a diss track.
Well, but it's still hard to follow everything.
That's true.
For me personally, anything. That one line, you're trying to strike a chord and it's probably
a minor, a minor. That's pretty good. That was good. That's
good. All right. So I have a question. So said D sus. Ooh,
that's another chord. I have a question for you. And anyone can
answer this. I so I've, I've tried to follow along. Tell me
if this is the like too long didn't read for people of my age and
Stupidity and also washed and not understanding it this
essentially from what I understand
Everyone or most people in the rap world
Kind of don't like Drake and Kedrick Lamar is just the first
Craziest most accomplished person to finally just say it out loud.
And everyone's like, yeah, dude, we've been thinking this
for a long time.
Well, it started with the Metro Boomin' Future album,
which was basically just a diss album.
And that was the first feature,
that was the first Kendrick Lamar feature
that kind of broke everything open.
But yeah, it seems like everyone's coming out. Rick Ross, all
the rappers.
Right. Like it feels like Drake is losing this, even though they're obviously are die
hard Drake fans and be like, no, he's, he's doing great. But it, it feels like Kendrick
Lamar is Drake is responding to Kendrick Lamar, but Kendrick Lamar is the way he's dropping
these things is basically he's speaking for a lot more
people that just haven't said anything to Drake in a long time. Which has to be
the worst feeling ever to be like someone's dropping a diss track at you
and it's essentially talking for a bunch of people being like we've been saying
this shit behind your back and now we're saying it out loud and then
Drake can only come back at Kendrick Lamar but it's like wait does everyone
hate me? That's gotta suck. I at Kendrick Lamar, but it's like, wait, does everyone hate me?
That's got to suck.
I think Kendrick's like your favorite rapper's favorite rapper.
And Drake is, the thing that Drake always has over everybody is like, I'm way more successful
in terms of money, in terms of charts, in terms of songs that are played in clubs that
people listen to.
Drake will always point to that.
And again, I am very new to this too.
So I'm just beginning to wrap my head around the history of the two of these guys going
back and forth. But I feel like anytime you make a song that's in response to somebody
calling you a pedophile and your response is, nah, I think you kind of lost. Right. And
also the smartest person, the real winner of this entire beef is J Cole because J Cole
was in it. And then he went on stage and he was like, no, I'm kind of a pussy. So I don't want to
do this. And then everyone was like, this guy's a pussy. So he's my, he's my new goat.
He's the goat. He's the goat for recognizing that he did not want to be anywhere involved
in this. Yes. Is that, is my assessment accurate ish that cause so then if what I'm saying is somewhat accurate, how is, how
is anyone saying that Drake is winning? Just, just the Drake stands. Because again, there
can't be a worse feeling than having someone drop a disc track against you and essentially
be like, the whole world is saying this, but I'm finally the guy who can say it
because I have Kendrick Lamar has enough status power, crazy enough, all those things to finally
say it. And everyone's like, yeah, he's right. You lost. He lost. It's basically everyone's like,
everyone kind of hates you. And we're finally going to say it. Well, that sucks. The one,
the one thing you can point to that Drake did
a flawless execution of on Friday night,
he just kept calling them short.
Yeah.
That's a good bar.
That's worse than pedophile.
You can't come back from you're short
because he has receipts of you being short.
Right.
They're called pictures.
Right.
And no matter what, I could break somebody down
and then if they just respond with yeah, but you're short
I'm like fuck. Yeah, how do you know? Yeah, and then you lose Kendrick should probably
so Drake
Faked an 11 year old so that Kendrick would talk about it
Kendrick should fake like a murderer pedophilia so that he'll stop talking about him being short. That's true
It's way more preferable. It just get it that way
Yeah, well your pedophile. Well, at least I'm not short. That's what Drake should have said. Yeah. Well, you're gonna say max
I there it's interesting. That's the thing that you you took from that
What?
Obviously, I'm joking about the short
But you can always we don't actually think being short is worse than being a pedophile, Max.
Is this your first show, Max?
Nope.
Okay.
All right, so how does this end?
Somebody's gotta die.
Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna die of knock on wood.
I knocked on it for you.
I feel like Kendrick's gonna release another song and it's probably going to be, I don't know.
Just even more shit that people don't like about Drake?
I hope he keeps doing it.
I hope this is now Kendrick Lamar's entire career,
where just like every week he has a new song about Drake
being a pedophile.
Is this going to like affect Drake's legacy, future?
It feels like we're getting to the point
where people are turning on him.
Again, I'm very much not in the know
But it just like reading a little bit of the tea leaves people are coming out being like yeah, what he's saying
Everyone has thought this for a long time
Yeah, but he lost you know push a tee push a tee bodied him to back in the day and that didn't really affect
So if he just keeps doing hitting on music, yeah, so gonna be the the biggest guy. He's going to eat pack. He's going to have even
better abs. He's just not going to have as many features. He's definitely walking around
his house right now not happy. No. Very upset. And it feels like Kendrick's walking around
his house being like, I've got him. Got him. Got him. Well Drake's whole thing is that
Kendrick's manager is actually the father of his child, so that's
probably not the best thing to do.
Oh, that one hurts.
That hurts.
Yeah, yeah, that definitely hurts.
But you can also just lie.
That's what's great about rap beefs is you can just make something up and if you say
it then everyone's like, oh shit, that's not his kid.
Okay.
That would be wild if Drake had it, because that was the push of T1 when Drake's first
child.
Yeah, hiding a child.
Adonis got it
Man, so that's PMT gets beefy with it. Yeah
Also tough. Yeah, though one of Kendrick's distracts was just like an entire
Verse talking to his child being like your dad's piece of shit
Damn like I'm sorry. Your dad is your dad. Yeah, I think there were multiple verses. Yes
Yeah, it was like sorry sorry. It was each kid.
One was to each kid and then one was to his mom,
being like, I'm sorry that your son sucks.
Oh my God.
It was pretty bad.
Again, J. Cole, winner.
Yeah, winner and I think I'm gonna say
Kendrick Lamar is winning right now.
For sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think in the song he put out,
that Drake put out on Friday, he said like,
this will be my last response because I'm going on vacation. So pretty much like out of office. Oh yeah. Yeah, I think in the song he put out that Drake put out on Friday, he said like, this
will be my last response because I'm going on vacation.
So pretty much like out of office.
Oh, yeah.
This most recent one was like an out of office reply that he sent.
Yeah.
In the last one, didn't he say like, are we done yet?
Yeah, are we done?
I think it's over.
I think we can all agree we both won.
Yeah.
Co-winners.
Drake's just waiting for someone to break this fight up.
I mean, the cover art that he had on the most recent one, which is just a picture of Drake's house with all the sex offender tags. Yeah. You're on the sex
offender registry looking at it. That's tough. It's pretty bad. Okay. Pretty bad. All right.
Well thank you Hank. Appreciate it. PFT your who's back. My who's back of the week is baby Gronk.
Oh yeah. Because he released his top 30 teams that he might go to. I don't know if he has any
actual offers. I'm going to guess that he doesn't. Right? We had 30 teams. It's probably way more than 30. Yeah.
Like 60. So we narrowed it down from 60 to 30. And it's just every good football team
out there. So baby Gronk's dad wants to know where you think baby Gronk is going to go.
I could see him just, I could see baby Gronk going to like an Alabama or a Georgia or a
Texas, but his dad just like pays for his
tuition and then he tells his son to try to walk on. And then it's like baby Gronk's first
practice and he never actually plays football. Yeah. He just shows up and he's like baby
Gronk giving, giving water to the tight ends. I like Georgia tech made it on there. That's
a big dub for George. You got to throw a couple in there. I was actually expecting like a
Vandy. Yeah. You always got to throw Vandy in there.
Maybe his grades are good enough.
Yeah.
But besides that, yeah, it seems like Georgia Tech,
big win for South Carolina being featured on this list, too.
That's pretty cool.
Michigan State.
Yep.
That's good for that program.
I mean, if you're Georgia Tech, you should probably
offer baby Grunk a contract.
Yeah, why not?
Right?
That's probably going to be the one that he chooses.
Yeah. A school should offer him right now. Nebraska's on there. That's
good. That's good for them. We'll probably be like, that's worth a couple of wins. That's
my guy. Yeah. Um, all right. My, uh, who's back the week is baseball. I'm back again.
Uh, we had on Saturday, the white Sox and the Cardinals played through, they had a three hour rain delay to come back
for the bottom of the 10th. Bases loaded two outs and the UMP saw four pitches including a strike
three called the end of the game that was not a strike and was essentially like, I want to get
the fuck out of here, but they waited three hours for the UMP to do that. UMPs rule.
UMPs are awesome. UMPs rule. They've had a banner year in ump to do that mm-hmm Uh umps rule umps are awesome umps rule there
They've had a banner year in umpiring so far they really have the fast ejections
They're back air all the way back Aaron Boone getting kicked out for something a fan said yeah
I was seeing Joe Cabrera just doing angel career things non-stop. Yeah, it was all Hernandez. Oh, yeah
Yeah, Cabrera's a golfer. I always on hell on hell. I always screw that one up
Yeah, B Buckner was the name of this. Yeah was this sump it ruled
Jake your who's back of the week. My who's back of the week is JJ watt
He's hinting at a possible return. Hmm. He said at his charity softball game
I told D'Amico last year don't call unless you absolutely need it
But if you ever do call I'll be there and knows not to call unless he absolutely needs it
But this is the last year year I'll tell him that.
Do you think they absolutely needed it against the Ravens?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Didn't get the call then.
I don't know what's going on.
Maybe if like Will Anderson gets hurt, they call JJ and he comes in halfway through the
season.
I don't know if I like this because it's like he's basically saying that, uh, don't call
unless I can be the hero.
Yeah.
If you need, if you need somebody to save you, you can reach out. JJ hasn't played in a while. I don't think he's going can be the hero. Yeah, if you need if you need somebody to save you. Yeah each out
JJ hasn't played in a while. I don't think he's gonna be that good in defense of JJ
So I don't really love the like oh, I'll do it only if I'm the hero here, but
if I were a
JJ watt or Tom Brady I
Would definitely spend three or four years
or Tom Brady, I would definitely spend three or four years
hinting at comebacks, because that's fun. He said that this is the last year he's gonna train
to be in shape like that.
That's fun though, to just be like, wow, I could.
Just so that people could tell, like,
it's a egocentric move, but I think you kinda have to do it
if you're that good.
He should have done it with the Steelers last year,
filled in for TJ.
Yeah, yeah, so he might come back to the it if you're that good. He should have done it with the Steelers last year. Filled in for TJ. Yeah.
Yeah.
So he might come back to the Texans.
I guess so.
Maybe what if it's just for literally a one day contract.
Yeah.
Retire as a Texan.
It would rock though if he came back for a playoff game and had three sacks.
Wow, then Revelle wouldn't have done that thing for his last game.
Oh, that's true.
Oh yeah.
Cut off all the special needs kids.
Good point.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
OK, good who's back.
Let's do our interviews.
We got Biz talking hockey, and then we
have our great friend Jerry O'Connell who,
I mean, you'll just have to listen,
because it was all time Jerry O'Connell.
Talking bing bong.
Bing bong, a lot of bing bong.
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now here's Paul Bisson.
Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite guests, recurring guys. You hesitate when
you said I was gonna say good friend or like best friend, but I did that for Jerry O'Connor
who's coming on after you. Um, so that felt
redundant. It is late. Biz is for people who say Biz doesn't work. It's one, one 40 where
he is right now. He just got finished doing game seven TNT. Yes. And it's behind the Dallas
stars head coach all night. You guys see those? Yeah. There's some hawkers. Yeah, those are,
those are nice tits. And then you did chiclets go listen to chiclets and now
you're, you're, you're doing this with us. Um, I guess I wanted to start with,
um, your wonder wall, Jacob wall
cause after all,
you're my Joseph Joseph. Yeah. Sorry. Do you think you cursed the Leafs singing
that song before game seven and then having him not play in game seven and also how are
you feeling as a Leafs fan yet again? You look like a fool and your season, it just
evaporates in the most embarrassing, sad fashion.
Yes, I feel like I cursed them. I feel like I'm a mush.
I feel like I should separate myself from the team and
then maybe they'll have some success.
But now I say that they haven't had much success for a very, very, very long time.
Including against the Boston Bruins,
who they haven't beat in a playoff series since 1959.
Whew!
Um, it's crazy because Toronto's also the most valuable franchise,
so not to say they can just go spend more money on the cap,
but they have all these resources and try to make themselves better.
And they just haven't been able to find a way to do it.
And they're cursed.
Yeah, and the goalie getting hurt, did he actually get hurt in the last point one second of game six? They haven't came out and announced it, but
I would assume that's where he injured himself, which is crazy. Cause like, what if they don't
go up to nothing? Then maybe they don't get sloppy in the last 15 seconds to allow an
easy backdoor play. And then maybe he's not sprawling out to try to preserve the shutout.
Well, in that case, he still would have, but I don't think they would have been
as Laza days.
A call is the word.
Yup.
That is the word.
It was six on five in the dying minute.
And it felt like they were kind of fucking around a little bit because
William Nylander had made it to nothing.
Whereas if it was one nothing, you, you
have to bear it out.
You got to block shots and stay in the lane
where there probably would have been a
defenseman there.
So just the fact that they went up to, and
then broke down defensively on the six on
five, he has to sprawl out.
He must've pulled something.
Not a word was talked about this by the way.
Um, and then all of a sudden an hour and a
half before puck drop, Merlz comes in
our group text and says, Woll's not playing. I just heard from an agent that he pulled
something and got injured in game six. And I'm like, shut the fuck up, Murr. You stir
in the pot. So he was pretty adamant about it. So I took the Twitter and I said, I just
heard the worst fucking rumor going, but I not even gonna give it the oxygen just to kind of stir it up a little bit
Mm-hmm. Well, all of a sudden all these insiders start texting me
They're like you heard about wall and I'm like they just haven't dropped the bomb yet because they haven't gotten the clearance
so as soon as they come out for warm-up is
The first guy would have been Samson of where people bit him and like, where the fuck is Joseph Wall?
Why isn't Wall walking out of the tunnel?
But now because I'm tweeting all that,
they probably got pressure and then
Elliot Friedman finally drops the bomb
that all three goalies were on the first bus
for the Toronto Maple Leafs to dress
and potentially take warmup.
So the minute that that hit the airways,
all of a sudden it just,
people became aware that their starting goalie who played out of his mind and who has ice in his veins was
not going to play game seven after that f*****g sprawl out where the shutout was broke with
0.01 seconds left. Yeah. It's crazy how long we're talking here, but considering game seven
played out the way it did, it wasn't a goaltending issue.
It was the fucking, one big dog in particular,
in my opinion, laying a big egg who makes 11 million bucks,
and then obviously all the other fucking soap opera bullshit
that went on through the first round
with the Toronto Maple Leafs.
William Nylander, who is a 100 point player
for the Toronto Maple Leafs plays all 82 games
Coming into playoffs all of a sudden. He's not available for game one
he missed the first three games of the series because I
Guess he got like hit a certain way and he was dealing with like migraines and shit. He couldn't see properly. So
The fact that he didn't sit out the last couple games after what had happened it happened just to be cautious right no played the full 82 he was also
trying to get his hundred point he ended up with 99 and also Austin Matthews was
on the 70 goal chase which hasn't happened in how many other years so I
felt like some of the maybe the personal achievements were taking priority
don't what you don't want.
Anyway, they lose William Nylander first three games,
and then all of a sudden he's back game four.
All right, awesome.
Marner's been playing like shit,
he's gonna fucking wake up.
We got Willie back, we got Austin Matthews obviously,
and then halfway through that game,
Austin Matthews down the tunnel.
The 69 goal scorer, Giggity, this whole season, Matthews down the tunnel. The 69 goal score, giggity, this whole season
is now down the tunnel.
And then he misses the next two games
because I think that he ended up,
they haven't came out with it yet,
but it looked like he fell down with McEvoy
and probably a first or second degree MCL knee sprain.
So he ended up playing game seven,
but he came through with a big assist. William Nyer got the goal when William Nylander played he played
great but Mitch Marder didn't show up he makes too much money I think he's gone
and I think that there might let the coach go so I know I just went long-winded
about this shit show but they should I think if they're fully healthy the whole
series they win it and now it's just gonna be a it's gonna be a fucking gong show and you talked about the two nothing lead
It's interesting because we've always said on the show to nothing most dangerous lead in hockey
That's what you always say growing up. I heard I think weeks
He said this he said that three to one was actually the most dangerous lead. So in your opinion, what's worse?
Well, I'm you motherfucker you're trying to trick me. No, no, no, no.
Now you're trying to say is like a two, nothing lead better than having a three, one lead.
Yeah, which is the most dangerous lead? They're both two goals. I thought you were
trying to fuck with me there. I would probably say the three, one, because the other team already
has a cookie. Maybe their offensive
player already got one so they're feeling it. Whereas, yeah, 2-0, everybody's dry. Nobody's
got any confidence built up. So I like the 3-1. The 3-1 is a worse lead to have.
Okay. Last thing on the Leafs, because I want to talk about some other series and we have
the second round now fully set. As a Leafss fan, you just expect this every year? Like is there
any fix? Is there ever going to be a different outcome?
Yeah, I think that I think they have to build for hockey playoffs. Any team that's in the
playoffs right now, Big Cat, you look at like how their back ends built and you know, how, how deep their forward lines are. Like at the end of the day, buddy,
I don't know if there's like a soccer team or a basketball team to compare it to, but
we're in a hard cap system and they got four guys who are making a lot of fucking money.
Right. And one of them is John Tavares. He was the captain they brought back and got
back from the Islanders. Remember that was, that was big. Yeah. Yeahavares. He was the captain they brought back and got back
from the Islanders.
Remember that was big.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's sleeping in the maple leafs bed.
Yeah, that was a picture that came out.
But he's from Toronto.
He wanted to play for the Leafs.
And he didn't tell the Islanders at the end of his contract
that he wanted to move on.
He's like, no.
And they assumed he was going to stay.
Long story short, they signed him as a free agent and he's making 11 million bucks. I think on a Stanley Cup team
he's a third line center, so they got these four guys making half of what the cap is and
Buddy they how many times you think they scored three goals this series and they're known as this offensive team with these fucking offensive powerhouses
Right hockey hockey gets hard in playoffs. You need
that money to spend on big defensemen who are gonna fucking hold
people away from your net. It's a physical game and these guys fizzle out
every fucking time come playoffs. One fucking power play goal big cat. That's
crazy. In 23 to 25 chances. The oilers do that rolling out
of bed. Bro the fucking oilers could send four guys out there and have a better power
play. The oilers over the first round series against the LA Kings the last three years
have had a 50% power play. That's insane. 50% clip rate. Best power, best power play playoff
or best playoff power play we've ever seen. That's insane. So lethal, lethal. So all
right. So about it. You got Shaq Hyman, the net front guy in the power play for the oilers.
Shaq Hyman, baby. The, uh, the other game seven we watched and I gave you guys credit
earlier in the show that we just taped
Because you and wit said this they were like the Knights and the Stars could both win the Stanley Cup
But they have to play each other in the first round
It's gonna be a war and it was a war it looked like it was gonna be easy for the Knights and it was a war
And the Stars end up winning
So to two questions one is
How is this gonna be like for the Stars in the next round was that a beat-up series?
Where it's gonna be tough against a team like the Avalanche and then I also want you to explain to us your rivalry with the
glass banger
All right, let's go one of the hockey first and then we'll talk about glass. Okay. I love it. Um
Dallas yes, that's gonna take a lot of wind out of their sails.
That was a big boy series.
Both teams built to win the Stanley Cup.
And then Vegas even loaded up at the deadline.
I called them the cap circumcisers.
Because that Mark Stone, their captain, who's an unreal playoff player, he's their heart
and soul guy, good 200 foot game, crafty in front of the net, where going to the net front
and taking punishment,
that's where you're going to score your goals come playoff time.
He's, the last three years went on long term IR.
So then that money doesn't count against the cap for the end of the season.
So they're able to go make these deadline moves to add these big pieces.
So by the time the playoffs roll around, they got like a hundred to over a hundred million
dollars in cap money on the ice. But because they snuck them in with the LTI
our money anyway they found a way to manipulate the system and it just so
happens that Mark Stone ended up getting injured on the same time the last few
years and then boom game one he's ready to go for playoffs so anyway so Dallas
had to go up against these guys who ended up getting the eighth seed. Dallas had home ice, they dropped the first two games of
the series to the defending Stanley Cup champions who are built like a wagon.
They go on the road, they ended up winning the next three. So at the end of
the day, they had to fucking power through this very physical series where
it was hard to get to the net front, hard to create anything and they they found a way to grind through
it with a few young studs in their lineup, the Stankhoven kid and then I
think a superstar has been born in Wyatt Johnson. He's just this young kid on an
entry-level contract and I think that he helped them pull through the series. He
ended up getting a clutch one in game seven, but now they got to go face
Colorado I got Dallas in seven again
But that's why I don't think Dallas who's a Stanley Cup team
Can get to the finals because they got to go through the juggernaut, which was the Vegas Golden Knights
They squeak one out to one in game seven now
They got a goal against the high-flying
Offensive of the Colorado Avalanche, whose third line's playing unbelievable.
Their goaltenders figured out they got an awesome back end
with Kale McCarr, the modern day Bobby Orr,
and then Nathan McKinnon.
This guy is a, he's worth the price of admission, boys.
I think that he, just as exciting to watch as McDavid.
And anytime they're on the ice,
even if you don't know the game you're like
that guy's is better than everyone why does he just kind of take it from his
own and go to the other end is do whatever the fuck you want
and it's uh... it's going to be an unreal series against dallas
well-earned who are built strong in every position there deep
that's gonna it's going to be a wagon of a series of uh... to over at the glass
bagger though But that's gonna, it's gonna be a wagon of a series two. So what about the glass banger though?
He's just this obnoxious fan who when the play is in the end,
like he was on ESPN, he has this sign that's a big white sign
that says bang on it and he holds it up against the glass
and he stands up and he's in a full white suit.
And if the play comes near him,
he'll start fucking body checking the glass and
he bangs on the glass and there's other people behind him in the section that are trying
to enjoy the game. And every time it's going on, he's making it about him. He's the glass.
He's a pigeon. He's it's pigeon behavior. Like the fans around him don't like it. And
then he brings a hooker to every game. Last game,
game five, I think he brought a girl a nine K. He said he spent, he'll come on your podcast
and talk about it. We wouldn't, we would never platform a guy that sits in the front row
and brings prostitutes. It makes it all about herself. That's not what this, that's not
what part of my take. So that's why I'm going after him. But maybe they gained steam from him.
Maybe he's that fan that they like and he's in the away goalie.
Maybe he's distracting the away goalies.
So some people have strong opinions about him.
Other people see my side of it, but I don't know.
It's just crazy to me.
And yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I love the rivalry.
You go back and forth with him. I just
see it. It's just like, you know, you just, it's one of those things you click on the
tweets to see where it started and you'll just go back like 10 tweets. You just like,
they've been fighting all day. Yeah. There's allegations that I think you made that he
doesn't actually pay for his tickets. Do we know about that? Yeah. He's a trust fund baby.
So there's old man seats. So he's spending all his old man money, bringing prostitutes
to game, spending nine K a pop and like, and then tweet me out pictures with her, like with
a middle finger in her mouth at me, like after the game.
Honestly, I respect both sides in this beef. It's a great rivalry. It's a great rivalry.
All right. So now that we got it set, let's start with the West. We get the final four
in the West. Uh, who do you have coming out and like you you watch every single game?
You're plugged in you're on TV. You're doing a great job
What has been like the surprising X factor so far you can name any of the four teams?
So I think that I think that Dallas is going to come out of that series we just talked about with Carl
Otto and then I think that Edmonton is going to steam rule Vancouver where Vancouver has
lost their starting goal.
Tedder, Thatcher, Demko who's an all-star.
I talked to another goalie guy, Brian Boucher, and he compared him to the McDavid of goalies
of how big he is and how he can move so athletically, but he pulled something which I'm hearing was in the last 10 seconds of a game where
they'd already won.
So kind of similar to what we just talked about with Joseph Wall.
He's probably going to miss this next round.
Maybe he's going to be back halfway through.
Another one of Vancouver's stars is not playing very well.
He's kind of buckling under the pressure of playoffs,
much like who I talked about on With the Leafs. And they just don't have enough weapons to go
against Edmonton. Edmonton is a fuck, their power play is ridiculous. They have a solid D,
their goaltender is very competent. But then their first two lines, like right now they've separated Connor
McDavid and Leon Dreisaitl and Dreisaitl is actually performing just as good as McDavid.
Like he's actually better in playoffs. Not only his numbers show that, but when you watch
him out there, it's just sheer dominance. So they have two lines, two first lines right
now going full head of steam and Vancouver has only got one
and that other guy, it's been a disappearing act. And I also like their bottom two lines
better than Vancouver's. So just, I think it's going to be a five game series and then
it's going to be McDavid against McKinnon again. We round two. No, you said the stars
are going to win or arc. Sorry. If, if that ends up happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If that ends up happening.
Yes, yes.
But now, there's like, I might, there's other people who are picking Colorado to win that
series.
Right.
Like, they might even be like statistically favored in the series, but Dallas has home
ice and that's why I went with Dallas and seven.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, Edmonton is the best chance for the cup to
come home to Canada. It is. And they also have, we talked about the punishment you take,
especially going against the now I gotta go against Vegas now, Colorado. They breezed
by LA five games and I think they're going to do five games against Vancouver, way easier
matchup than any of those two other teams. They'll be rest fresh. Yeah. And then I just think that Edmonton's going to be.
Oh, your mic just went out.
Wait.
Or was that my?
No.
I heard it too, yeah.
I'm back.
Yeah, you're back.
You're back.
We'll keep that in.
That just shows how gritty you are right now.
But because of that path, and I think that, yeah,
Edmonton moves on.
I think that's awesome for Canada.
And that easy path helps.
Yeah.
And then out of the East, the Rangers
look like they're unstoppable right now.
I don't know how much of it was the Caps
thinking in the first round.
But game one against Carolina, their power play
looks just as good as Edmonton.
It's insane.
I think they scored in like 10 seconds on a power play today.
It just seemed too easy for him.
Like, yeah, nice set plays there.
Power play was an, and penalty kill were lethal all season.
I want to say they were top five in both categories and La Violette has really
taught them how to, uh, to adapt to what the game is and to be way better
defensively where they outnumber you on pucks.
They got big outside of Adam Fox, who's a stud. He's like a little magician out there.
He helps run their power play. Like he's a power play one guy and when the puck goes
to him at the point, it doesn't go to die. It goes to another quality play being made.
The other five guys are just these big brutes kind of like we talked about with Vegas with Dallas with like Florida who's a juggernaut too they can box you
out of the net front let Shaster can see his business and if Shaster can see in
it he's stopping it and he's out of his mind in his own right he's one of the
best goalies in the world this Russian kid Igor Shaster can they love them yeah
from there so they're not fugazis this year is what you're saying.
They're not. No, no. They're the Ferealsies. I think they're going to beat Carolina in
six games. And yeah, like we talked about their power. Their offensive movement is really nice
and it matches well and bodes well against Carolina who they're playing against, who they
play man on man defense. One of the only teams in the league, if not the only team to play true man-on-man. So basically you get in the
D-zone and you lock up with your guy. So all of them are so athletic and they're long and
they're good with their sticks and they all time themselves properly with the other guys.
They are so good in their D-zone. They allowed a league low average 26 shots
against per game, unreal PK, but the way that the New York Rangers move and how they kind of set
pick plays and they're able to create separation and skillful enough where they can make a move
and beat a guy, I think that that plays well against the Carolina Hurricanes. So they got
them in a lot of different areas.
Power play, their penalty kill, which scored two goals in itself against your fucking Capitals,
that AHL team.
And they just have everything going for them.
I think that they're a stronger team and they got bigger weapons and Carolina's got to win
game two.
If not, because they already dropped game one and also
Anderson let in that shaky goal. So the goaltending edge definitely goes to the Rangers and then
go into that other series. If you guys want to transfer over long series for Boston, uh,
Florida is built to win a Stanley cup. They got goaltending their deer. Awesome. They're
deep. They got unreal, uh, uh, scoring and, unreal scoring and they're physical too. So I think
they'll probably beat up on Boston. I actually had it going to seven just to give Boston the credit
but Boston's just not deep enough down the middle. They got Charlie Coyle and the Zaka,
none of them had a goal in the first series and Max Domi got put at center
ice and he was fucking beating them on draws like crazy. So the centerman for, for I, for
Florida, I think will eat those guys up and uh, yeah. And then it would be Florida, Florida
against New York. I got Florida and I don't need to go into why. Wow. Okay. I liked it.
What about, what about the Stanley cup? So I think that it will be Edmonton, Florida.
That would be my guess.
That's so, is that the longest, is that the longest flight?
Uh, Canucks probably.
Yeah, Canucks.
Canucks, Canucks.
But Edmonton have to go, well we shouldn't do geography with you.
No, don't do that.
Is Florida the South?
Florida's the South boys.
Okay.
I think Florida's, I think Florida's just Florida.
Is Vancouver the South boys. Okay. I think Florida's I think Florida's just Florida is Vancouver the South
No Vancouver's that's Pacific Northwest, but it's the south of Canada
Nah, yeah
As far as well Toronto's probably so all of its on the border
There's no northerners in Canada, right?
Are you being serious? That was kind of a biz comment. Big cat. Well, I mean Edmonton and Calgary aren't. So I live in the summer, like I'll eventually retire in Victoria and
that's actually crosses over. So I'd be curious to know if Victoria is the lowest point of
Canada. Wait, so you consider it the Southern tip. Is that a, is it just all NHL players
there?
There are Jamie Benz from there who plays for the Dallas stars. Uh, Tyson Barry is from
there. No, but I'm saying like in the summer, like is it just everyone goes there? No, uh,
Vancouver would be more of the hotspot. That's where I do hang out more of my time now, but
Victoria will be where I retire
God at a quieter pace. I got the golf club there
I'm a pretty simple guy. Well like in NBA terms when it seem gets bounced. It's like, okay cancun on three
See you guys see you guys in Mexico. That's what we used to do
We used to go on an end-of-the-year trip all the single guys. It was awesome. Was it can go
No, I've never been to cancun. I would do a Cabo.
Yeah. Always one. Yeah. I like going there. It was a quick flight. Uh, Vegas was kind
of my spot cause it was Phoenix Vegas and I was in my Vegas days. I was obnoxious still
am but, but really obnoxious. Yeah. Going to clubs and like doing bottle service and
all that shit. It's like, I guess, I guess all kids maybe do at least this time or in this stage, that stage in their life. Yeah. You, you're, you're a
busy guy. So we understand you probably aren't listening to a PMT right now. Um, but we did
have Yanz on on Friday. He's the best. Um, would you like to, uh, talk about a story
he told about the one where I went and met the girl and she had the boyfriend there. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? I mean, I hope I could do it justice retelling it. Um, I did,
I did so on the pot, like a lot of this time I'm trying to process it and I got to talk about it,
like the next day where I'm like, yo, I just went to like have a drink with a girl. And next thing,
you know, I thought like maybe her fucking boyfriend was going to have a gun to my head,
you know, like you're just trying to boyfriend was going to have a gun to my head.
You're just trying to go through every scenario in your brain. So I had been like, I followed this girl on Instagram and we'd been talking a little bit and like we exchanged numbers and you know,
we've been communicating for six months. Nothing back and forth. I'm a horrible text to begin with,
but kind of like, Hey, like I might be coming to Florida soon. Like let's get together and like, Oh, okay, cool.
I think we'd FaceTime a couple of times.
So like, you know, you kind of run it through your crazy text.
She wasn't hit me up all the time either.
Like she wasn't respond.
Like she would never be like, Hey, you're not paying attention to me.
So anyway, six months to go by, I finally go down there to film Yanling business, a
show.
That's good name TNT.
Yeah. Fun.
And I get to hang out with the Yans.
We got to do it with Matthew Kachuk.
And I was, I was going to invite her to dinner, but I didn't.
And I told them about, ah, no, she's not going to come, but I want to
go meet her later for a drink.
So finally she's like, okay, here, here's the pin drop.
I'm at the tin roof.
And after I was done having dinner with them, I went and met this girl and I
walked in, didn't see her at first I go to the bathroom I come back
over and I can see her at the bar and I walk over I say hey how you doing and
then and then she's like hand in hand with this guy like I kind of didn't catch
it as early as maybe I should have and I was like oh hey and you could tell the
look on his face I look back to to her I'm like oh like like this your boyfriend and no no and then like he walks away we're getting a her, I'm like, oh, like, is this your boyfriend?
And she's like, no, no.
And then like he walks away, we're getting a water.
I'm like, Hey, like you were just holding hands with the guy.
Like if it's your boyfriend, like you, you know, all good.
And she's like, no, no, no.
So we go outside.
I sit down and I was like, Hey, listen, you don't owe me anything.
Like if that's your boyfriend, like we can all just chill and I can leave soon.
And then she's like, no, no, he walks over and I'm like kind of stunned again.
And I'm like, is this your girlfriend?
And he's like, yeah.
And I'm like, Oh, so they start kind of talking and then we kind of
start making small talk and then it's so uncomfortable.
My heart's racing like crazy.
And he walks away and I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
I'm like, it's pretty bizarre when one person's saying that you're dating and the other isn't.
Like what am I getting myself into here?
And then she goes, we're not dating.
Like, and kind of starts making some excuse.
And then like after a few more minutes, he walks back over.
I get talking with the table beside me because I'm like, hi, and like, this is an insane
situation. And she like walks this is an insane situation.
And she like walks off with them.
Yeah. And just like, and then like, I just kind of sat
there and finished the rest of my joint and then
walked out, uh, to get an Uber.
And then as I'm waiting for my Uber, they both
walked by and I was like hand in hand, like out
of the bar, like probably to go fuck.
And I'm like, hey, sorry, see you later guys have a great night good meeting ya and then just
get in my cab and go home.
It might just be like a kinky thing that they have where she wants to make him jealous so
she hits biz up and then next thing you know the romance is rekindled.
That's one theory, that's one theory.
Somebody said that maybe it was like one of those ones where the guy wants to be in the corner
Cranking it off while you're keen off on his old lady
And then and then like when the guy gets there they call the audible or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
We don't want yeah, like you didn't yeah, you didn't meet the swinger. Yeah. Yeah, he's a lot better looking on TV
I could see the bulge in his pants and I don't look impressed
Then then what were the other theories like, um,
that I thought maybe that he had showed up, um,
like unbeknownst in the midst of my travel where she,
she got jammed up or maybe he had to like find my phone or whatever.
Yeah.
Came over and it's just like, oh shit, like perfect storm. Um, but yeah, to my,
but there were, there were tons of theories going around about as to how I
walked myself into this, but like, I guess it's like, well then don't go fucking
meeting girls on, on, you know, on Instagram. Yeah. No, come on. But, but I
don't, I don't go out a lot anymore. I got this riot fired up. There's
a, there's some good looking girls on there, but I just, you know, why are you laughing?
You talk about riot every time we hang out. Yeah. Well, and also you have, when did we
last hang out? When did we last talk about it? You were talking about riot last time
you were in the office. Yeah. You're like, are you probably asking me what you got, what
you got going on? I'm probably like, Oh, later I'm going to meet up with a riot. Yeah. And you got me trying to do
detective work for you. Oh my God. That girl got me going. The, the cheeks, this cheek
roughen route, this text screenshot of a rough and rowdy ring girl. He's like find her for
me. I was like, dude, I tried. I texted, I made
a text. I was like, you guys are coworkers. Maybe you guys would have been around. Oh,
what's up to Sandy? She's Sandy cheeks. If you're listening, biz would like to take you
out on a date. Okay. That's fair. Yeah. But I was like, and then you, the best was you
just, you said to me like she win the competition,
a best ring girl. I think she did. But then like three days, three days after ours was
a joke. It was a joke. Three days after you text me out of the blue, you go anything on
this? Yeah. Yeah. I'll give her half my shit. Oh fuck. Biz, you're the best. All right.
I got one last question cause it is late. That's it. I kind of like chatting with you. We can
keep chatting. I got, I got another question. Let's
keep chatting. I didn't want to be in the ring girl. Who's the, who's the goat ring
girl for a rough and rowdy? I see any cheese is up there. She's a, she's in the, she's
on the Mount Rush more of a hot wheels has fought and been a ring girl. Yeah. Who hot
hot wheels. Who's that? She does. She does both. She's a ring girl and
then she fights and she beats the fuck out of people. No shit. She's just, we call those
in hockey, this Swiss army knives. Yeah. Oh fucking guy kills penalties. He plays power
play. Yeah. I block shots. He wins the wall battles. He's the guy who does it all. The
Swiss army knife. Yeah. She's no, she's the goat. Um, I, I want to ask you though about
body checking shack when you put them into the wall and the, in the Swiss Army knife. Yeah, she's no she's the goat. I want to ask you though about body checking Shaq. When
you put them into the wall and in the TNT studio. Yeah, did he
know that was coming?
Uh, yeah, Shaq Hyman knew that was coming. I told him don't be
skating through my neutral zone or I'm gonna hit I'm gonna
clog you up like the Dallas Stars are gonna clog you up.
I was impressed when you checked him. He looked at you like that
was harder than I thought it was gonna be
He said he asked me go. Hey, we're gonna do a little video here and I said you want me coming through the middle
But you're right through the gauntlet Jack
I think that we broke a few studs in the wall and then the ceiling started breaking so
He he's a big man. I think Hank was in the in the in the shitter
He felt this big thing. He thought there was an earthquake
What uh, hey, uh, how pissed are people gonna be if the Blackhawks win the lottery on Tuesday night? Oh my god
I actually hope they do I do
Like I like the Patriots dynasty like I loved how everybody was
Like Dave people lose it like I like, I don't care that much.
I care more about the script writers and the NHL continuing to hit this out of
the park, because there's been, it was an insane regular season for hockey.
Right.
Like the amount of, I think there was eight teams down the stretch fighting
for the president's trophy, like all these crazy records that had not been
broken or done in a while, like Kucherov and McDavid
hitting 100 assists and then all the off-ice shit, like the fucking, like you name it.
Every two weeks there was something going on.
We kicked it off.
We kicked it off with the Babcock stuff.
Meanwhile, a unreal quote from Jim Montgomery after they won game seven, he said that he got a call from, I forget who, uh, as like a pep talk and then Babcock as well to give him advice
about how to go again.
Babcock was the coach who got fired.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he used to coach the Leafs.
So he must, they were on the phone.
He was getting like, uh, Intel.
So I said, I go, well, I ended Babcock season season and then he helped end mine. So I guess we're even.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who would you say is the best coach that's still around in these playoffs?
Oh God.
That's a great question.
Great question.
Thank you.
You guys always ask great questions.
Thanks.
And I appreciate you guys allowing me to be long winded early about
describing these teams, right?
Cause I bet you, a lot of your listeners don't know fuck all about hockey.
So I try to get in the weeds about what we talk
about how they win and how to do it. Coaches Paul Maurice with Florida he's
like a fucking poet like every time he hits the desk it's like he just nails
it he's so well spoken he knows how to like manage his group and he's a good
puppeteer and he's good with
challenging their mentals. Like challenging, knowing what buttons to push and when and how
to motivate the group and how to use the media to do so. I think Jim Montgomery is a great coach.
I think it was wild to see such a good coach. I think as far as winning percentage in your first two seasons with a team, his
might be the best ever with Boston and how much they like him and respect him in the
locker room and how he's able to motivate them. They lost their two best centers and
still almost won their division and finished with well over a hundred points this year,
but he almost lost to the Leafs in
that three one fashion again, he could have easily just been fired next week
where now he's off to the second round, but he's a good coach.
Uh, Pete the bore who just won for Dallas is eight and all in game
sevens, eight and all buddy.
This guy's as cool as a cucumber.
I actually lost to him in junior in the second round when I was playing with the Owen Sound attack
He went on to win. I believe a couple
OHL championships but Memorial Cup with Mike Richards as a captain with the Kitchener Rangers and he's always had the same assistant coach
Spotter so they've worked well together where they've gotten to the NHL. Here's another crazy fucking one for you.
I want to say every game seven that the Vegas Golden Knights have been a part of, he's been
involved in because he was with them when they first started and then he got axed, which
I thought was a bad call.
They fired him too early. And then he was in San Jose or maybe he was in San Jose first. I might be getting
the teams wrong, but he was involved against the series against the Vegas Golden Knights.
And then now he's in Dallas. He was with them against them again. Wow. But he survived all
these crazy game sevens and he's eight and oh, and he's had some amazing groups. Um,
and he's just an unreal coach. He's just never won his cup. He's never got his cup. So he's eight and O and he's had some amazing groups. Um, and he's just an unreal coach.
He's just never won his cup.
He's never got his cup.
So he's got to get it.
He's got to, I think, I feel like he deserves it.
And I feel like, Hey, it could be his year with that group that he has, uh,
no blocks, a young coach who doesn't have any NHL experience with the Edmonton
Oilers, but it was McDavid's junior coach.
So when all that drama was happening at the beginning of the year, all of a
sudden they fire their coach and then they bring in his junior coach.
Like it kind of put him in a bad spot where maybe he did have something to do
with it and had a say in it, but he said that he didn't and, but everyone's like,
Oh yeah, the best player in the world's junior coach gets hired with no NHL
experience and you wouldn't.
But since then he had the best record in the NHL to finish the season and he's handled himself
awesome with adjustments that he's made. So he's kind of this new young blood head coach.
He's very LeBron of him. What do you mean? I mean, LeBron just like hand picks coaches,
like he'll get a coach fired and then bring in a new one. I think that I think their GM there.
Oh God, Biz, think of it.
He was with the Detroit Red Wings forever.
You got this.
Steve Iserman.
No, no, no.
He's there now.
I know.
I know.
Sergey Fedorov.
Mike Babcock.
Is it Ken Holland?
Ken Holland.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
So he won all those cups as a GM with, uh, I'll tell you a cool story about,
ask me about the Dallas scouts after,
but he's over in Edmonton now because he's already formed these unbelievable
groups and knows what it takes.
So I feel like he's done a good job of picking McDavid's brain from an,
like not too much like McDavid ain't running show, but understanding what they need in order to win. Yeah. I think he's done a
good job of communicating with them. So he's done some of the trades and moves
that he's made too, like bringing over Echolme and how he's, he got a
Vander Kane who's a big piece, he's only making like I think four and a half
million bucks. It was a risk bringing him in, brought in Corey Perry.
So love him.
But like this is all NHL drama shit
where when he was having all of his success in Detroit,
I think contract time came up
for the Detroit scouting staff
who had been pulling diamonds out of their ass
in these late rounds where they were getting
these generational players like Datsuke, Zetterberg, the list goes on of deep picks that they got that went on to
be Hall of Famers and generational talent where contract time was up and I don't
think they paid him or they weren't giving offering the scouts what they
were worth based on how they were like they're finding them fucking gems.
So boom they they came back I mean think eventually with an offer and they said
too bad too late and he went over to that they all went over to Dallas with
Jim Nill and Dallas drafting is fucking unbelievable they they picked off
Ottinger Robinson and Hayskinen in the same fucking draft in the first like 35 picks.
Boom, boom, boom.
They got fucking Wyatt Johnson.
Boom.
They got the Stankhoven kid.
Boom.
They don't fucking miss these guys.
Thomas Harley out of nowhere.
I think he's like a fifth rounder.
Boom, another one.
All guys in their lineup.
So I just love the behind the weed shit.
I don't dig for it. I'm just kind of like the goof who like now,
cause I got like the podcast people that kind of just open up and tell me these stories
where I'm like, what? That's kind of crazy. Why wouldn't he just have paid them? Like
he was picking them off all these gems. Like now Jim Nils getting all these treats where
in a hard cap era, having guys on entry level deals making 900 grand, playing
like Wyatt Johnson, that's how you win cups. Look at when Chicago did it when they had
Patty Kane and Taves on. That's how they got their first one. I think those guys were still
on entry level.
Yeah. And no, I mean, what you're saying is like, it is the interesting part of sports.
The construction of a championship team is awesome to watch.
Everything. So many dynamics. It's crazy how hard it is to win.
And there's so many talented people in hockey and that's what makes it awesome.
As far as all the other coaches to have gotten where they got to now, like Rob Brindamore
in Carolina, he won a Stanley Cup as a player.
And when I say that this guy didn't cheat the game, he won't even eat a carb.
He's like the guy from Globo Gym.
You know, he shows up every day in a military sense.
He did as a player, and he does it as a coach,
and he's instilled such a winning culture in Carolina
that it bleeds through his players.
It's wild how teams take on the identity of their coach.
And I think that from what I'm hearing behind the scenes, Ron Francis, who I
think he won a cup with in Carolina and who he's like, he's a hall of famer.
He went to Seattle.
I heard that they were trying to pick them off because Carolina is known as a
bit of a cheap organization and a head coach like Robb Brindamore wouldore would make five, let's say Berube doesn't sign with the Leafs.
I bet you they'd be prepared to pay him five and a half, six million a year.
So I heard that as a head coach and they were, woo.
Yeah.
Pay the scouts.
Yeah, pay the scouts.
There was rumors that he was going to pick them off in Seattle and
I think those have been shot down because basically it's coming to a point where Carolina's gonna hand over whatever he kind of wants and they should
they'd be idiots not to. So the list kind of goes on with these awesome head coaches.
Yeah. Yeah. And oh oh oh oh oh oh Rick Tauke. Rick Tauke was on the panel with me with TNT. I can't forget my boy Rick Tauke. That was a shattered culture and within Canuckland and they have these they had good pieces
so he got in there at the end of last year and
Turned them in from a non-playoff team and figured out the issues and bringing in other major
Amazing coaches like Adam foot who won the Stanley Cup with Colorado. He's his D coach
amazing coaches like Adam Foote who won the Stanley Cup with Colorado he's his D coach. He's got Mike Yo there who's been around a long time. He's got the
Sedeen brothers helping out as well as Sergei Gonchar. So he assembled this
awesome staff to come in and help work with all these players and fix all these
problems and they went on to win the Pacific Division. Now they're off to the
the second round and but they're going up against McDavid and a juggernaut
in the Oilers.
I don't think they're going to beat him, but he did a masterful job in helping reestablish
the culture as a head coach in such a short amount of time.
And he's going to win the Jack Adams, in my opinion, and should, for how he went and fixed
the problem, to win a division that has Vegas in it and Edmonton in it.
Yeah.
So I think it was the second hardest division to win and he won it and it's a reason that
they got an easier opponent in the first round and he did a great job in the first round
as coach and I think he's going to win coach of the year.
And forget my boy and he's best boys with the way no and he helped kind of with the
friendship and they extended their arms to me.
And I feel forever indebted to be able to like work on the panel and get to have work with them.
And then hear all these incredible behind the scenes, crazy stories of how it all works and how it all worked in the past.
Yeah. Biz, what is a Canuck?
Well, they got a, they got the, it's like a whale on the crest.
But I think, well, Lingo, it's just like a Canadian. Oh, there's a Canuck. Isaac Canuck. Yeah. Yeah. Can I although do not to be insensitive to like, Aboriginal, like, or what's the term, the indigenous, indigenous community, it might be a word from their community because their logo does have an indigenous ties
to it. Got it. I believe I don't want to, I don't want to get it dead wrong. That's more of a,
a research question for Jake. All right. Last question, Biz, and you are the best for doing
this 230 where you are right now. So roll back question to RHO. What though? I'm so happy right
now. Cause I get to fly home for three days and I'm gonna go see my dog Lloyd and it's the best you get to unplug a
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Did wit podcast tonight?
Uh, wit podcasted.
Okay, good. Cause he just had a baby today.
I was just going to bring that up. Congratulations.
Congratulations. I just want to make sure he's hockey tough. Cause I podcasted the day
my kids were born
Yeah, I mean, yes, he's a beauty he was unbelievable. He had energy. Yeah, he only had two hours of sleep He's a he's a dog. All right dog like you but and then the last question
We do a thing during the playoffs on this podcast. We have a period of the week
Do you have a nominee for period of the week?
I would say the third period in the in the Leafs Bruins game 7 was my period of the week. Do you have a nominee for period of the week? I would say the third period in the in the least Bruins game seven was my period of the week
But you watched the most hockey I had overtime in that game. You know, we're talking about so what's your period of the week?
As in what I thought the best period was yeah, but best period in the entire week
Yeah, I would probably say
Boston Toronto third period okay scored it was yeah, I was probably say Boston, Toronto, third period. Okay. It was down to the wire.
There was the most chances I think of any period and yeah, it was good hockey and just
so tense period. Yeah. All the drama leading in. Yeah. Great period. All right. So much
drama. Period of the week. Decided. Yeah. All right. Well, Biz, you're the best. We're
going to have you back on before the Stanley Cup. You are the best. We love you so much
I love you guys to enjoy your three days off. You deserve it. The only part of the story
I forgot to tell about that girl though is Sean Paul came on over the speaker and I go this guy is Canadian
And she goes no, he's not and I go yeah, he is and then I leaned over to the table
That's how the table the other table conversation started and I said
Hey, did you guys know Sean Paul was Canadian? And they all shook their head and agreed with me, but he turns out he's Jamaican.
But she heard that.
I think she decided, I don't think I'm going to bang him, sweetie.
And you're not going to be cranking your cock off in the corner to him either.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
This guy's a deadbeat.
I love you guys.
All right.
See this. Have fun. All right. Thanks. This guy's a deadbeat
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big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, reindeer, bing bong. Jerry, what? Where you're calling you're
calling us from New York City, right?
No, I'm actually I came back. I was in New York yesterday.
Calvases.
Yeah, I'm back home. I had to come back home. But I had to
tell my wife that I had to work. Oh, man, a work zoom just came
up to a park. This is, a work zoom just came up.
To a park. This is like a mile away from my house. This is a park that I'm in. I had to come to a park. She's like a zoo. I
like a word zoom on Sunday. And I was like, it's crazy. I missed
it. I was in New York. Bing bong Maxi.
Maxi I want to say way to go and having Bing Dom big big Dom not getting banned from
the world's ballgoreen. He was just there doing his job protecting protecting the new
guys Cooper to Jane yeah it was nice he didn't touch any he didn't touch any of the players
way to go. Probably should have. Jerry, when you left your house
today and you know this
story about that.
Important zoom meeting.
Put the jersey on on your way out
and you're like, sorry, babe.
No, no.
No, no, no. I'll show you what I
did.
I wore this.
I wore this on the way out and I snuck the jersey in my pocket.
Hey sorry about that 9pm start time there Maxie.
That was a little late.
Maybe you should have had a couple sodas and stayed up.
I did watch the game.
A couple sodas kept me up. Jerry.
By the way, question for you, Maxie.
How many of those 2,000 tickets ended up on the game time map for Knicks fans to find
their seats?
Bing bong.
Those were for first responders?
Those are for first responders in Philadelphia.
Jerry, we love first responders.
We love first responders.
We do. We love first responders. We love first responders. We love first responders
and also prayers to them. Even if they sell their tickets on the game time app or power
to them. Yeah. And first responders Jerry, Jerry, you got to remember first responders
saved tomorrow. Hamlin's life facts. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Shout out
to first responders, but also shout out to Maxis Villanova for
being the entire New York Knicks squad. Bing, bang. Jerry, you mentioned the poppy Jerry,
poppy Jerry, right? Hank. Drake may has no footwork. Hank. He has no footwork. Bing bong. Hanky, yeah.
He's coming for you, Hank.
He's coming for you.
He's through the Pacers first.
Yeah, Jerry, Jerry, you betcha game time.
Hey, let me ask you something, Maxie.
Back to Maxie, hold on a second.
Back to Maxie.
If the owners give away 2,000 tickets,
does that mess with the inflation?
Just like a binomics or something? Bing or something? First responders, first responders. If
you, if you don't like the 2000 tickets, you don't like first
responders. How'd that brick and for chicken work out for you?
Yeah, this is a raising Cain's podcast.
Jerry, I, you mentioned game time. You mentioned raising canes. Nothing
makes me laugh harder than Jerry O'Connell going harder for our sponsors than most of
our employees. You were treating about DK horse yesterday. I couldn't appreciate. I
appreciate it so much. You know, I gotta tell you full, full disclosure, all AWLs and how
is everybody and Maxi, Ii I do want to say that
series could have gone anyway I mean it was like down to the last couple seconds and it was uh
listen as a Knicks fan it really is quite shocking that we made it out that I mean it's just not how
it goes we're we're like we're like the the maple leaves uh congrats cocky hank thank you we're like the the maple leaves congrats cocky Hank we're like the maple
leaves of the first round so we don't even do it but it's so funny about that
DK horse app I mentioned earlier I was in New York my dad who is a man of a
particular age loves the ponies loves the horses we've been to the Kentucky
Derby a number of times and yesterday he was laid up in hospital and we were
watching the Derby and I gotta
tell you man being in AWL I was like dad there's this app called DK horse and we can bet this
and yesterday he was laid up this is not a joke he was hooked up to a heart monitor okay
and he won a couple of races.
And you could see on the heart monitor
as the horse was coming down the stretch,
it was like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
And that's why I posted that thing
about DK Horse and Blood Flow.
You, by the way, DK Horse saved my father's life.
Yeah, how about that?
That's a fact, that's a fact.
It kept him going.
Jerry, what I also love about you is how you always talk Yeah. How about that? That's a fact. That's a fact. It kept him going.
What I also love about you is how you always talk about,
if your team is playing against Hank's team
or against Max's team, you're on the talk.
And you do a little sidebar to your audience.
And you're like, everybody say hi to Philly Mays.
Say hi to Max.
I'm curious to know how your audience reacts to that.
Because you're trying to hype them up for it
Do they know who max is and if not, how do you explain it to them?
Okay, so a lot of AWLs will not know this because they don't have
What do they call it like regular TV like
Stay like cable. What do you call regular TV? Yeah like cable. Yeah. Yeah
Broadcast television, you know
Unless you're max and then your direct TV goes out with two minutes left in the game and game six
Couldn't get any any points in the last two minutes and you couldn't get direct TV bing-bong maxi
No, I'm on there so when I scout
out Maximilian Delenty and his Sixers they have no clue what I'm saying I mean
it's like it doesn't mean anything to them yeah what Jerry when I when I
congratulated Jerry on his hole in
one, uh, they were like, Oh, your friend Jerry got a hole in one. They had no clue what I
was talking about. Speaking of that show. Um, can we talk through the yellow shirt?
I mean, when I, the yellow shirt, I wore a, uh, yeah, I wore a, uh, I wore a yellow shirt
and, um, I posted about it. Did I, what about the yellow shirt? Well, it was just a, it was a really bad shirt. You're a good looking guy. What were you trying
to do? Were you trying to maybe bring yourself down so us mortals can be like, Oh, we could
look like Jerry O'Connell if we just put on the worst yellow shirt possible.
Um, I, um, I have to have 150, I do 150 episodes a year, so I have to get like 150 shirts and
some of them I just order online. And when they come in, I mean, I'm just, so I have to get like 150 shirts and some of them I just order
online and when they come in, I mean, I'm just, I'm at a clean clothes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was the color of like a, like a marshmallow peep.
Hey Maxie, I see you.
What's going on?
Are you crying?
Just like Nick Sirianni at the national anthem.
Bing, bye. It's going to be a big off season. Jerry, are you? Hey, question. Are you crying just like Nick Sirianni at the national anthem?
It's gonna be a big offseason Jerry are you hey question I got a question for maxi bing bong a maxi coach
Sirianni he's not calling defense
What is his role thing by
He's gonna be a leader of men. We just we gotta see what happens this year
I'm back in on birds back in on the Sirianni train. Leader of men. Oh, by the way, um,
um, Oh God, I didn't tag Max in that. Uh, dove climate posted that workout video of
the Eagles. I mean, they look pretty good. Yeah. Strong. First team to lift in the off
season. Jerry, are you nervous at all
about the Pacers? Because we really wanted to be, we wanted to be you versus Hank and
we want you to come and watch a game with us. I do. Um, I, uh, I'm very nervous about
the Pacers. There's a history there. I was actually, believe it or not, this is not a
bit. I was at that Reggie Miller game at the show game. Um, and a it actually shaped me. It made me put sports in
perspective. I was depressed for months after that. And still to this day, it was like a traumatic
experience. It was a nightmare. So I mean, I got to say, I think the Pacers actually I know this
is terrible to say as a Knicks fan and Knicks fans are going to come for me, but I think we just get the yips when we're around them, you know?
It's a bummer. It's like, uh, it's like, uh, it's like the Sixties or the Phillies or the Eagles in the final game.
Bing bong!
Phillies best team in baseball.
Yeah, Phillies are the best team in baseball.
So Jerry, you're not overlooking the paces. What you're saying? Not only am I not overlooking the paces, hey, listen, guys, we've also come this far without
Julius Randall.
I mean, this is like, this is incredible.
This has been a lot of fun.
I'm not exciting time to be in New York's van.
Rangers are clicking.
It's like 94 all over again.
But listen, you guys are also fans of franchises that have been through it. I don't
get my hopes up. There's a great New York bar here in Los Angeles. I got to give it a shout out. It's
called 33 taps. If you are a New York fan, you got to come to it. It is I've never seen the only
place I've seen more Nick's fans is at the garden itself. It was so electric to just be in a different
town and go to your hometown bar. It's such a fun time. It's such a friendly vibe. There's no, there's no, there's
no fighting or anything. It's great. What are you, are you kneeling in the dirt right
now? Yeah, I am. I'm just getting a cramp of my legs because I was trying to show my
car off and I was squatting and I got like a sick cramp in the back of my leg and my,
my meat flappers. What did you call them? Maxi? Bing bong? What'd
you call them? You meet curtains?
Big, big, big meaty clankers.
Big meaty clackers.
Yeah.
Were you at MSG?
You know what? I gotta tell you something. Bing bong friction
boy. You should put it inside. It feels much better. Bing bong.
Bing bong friction boy. You should put it inside. It feels much better. Bing bong. Put it in. Feel those sugar walls. Enough with that friction. Bing bong. I see you. Did you go to a game?
Did you go to MSG? No, I didn't. I have kids. I have a wife. I mean, I can barely make this
zoom. I had to lie about this zoom. I'm like hiding in a park. People probably
think I'm a predator. It's um, I'm kneeling on my hands and knees in a public park.
He looks so uncomfortable.
Crazy.
I hope your wife has like a private detective that's following around. She's like, I think
he's lying about where he's going. Can you follow him and see what he's up to? And he's
just parking his car at an angle in a park and then getting on his knees screaming into a phone.
I think he's on, I think he's on OnlyFans.
You do look like you're doing a weird photo shoot right now
by yourself.
If you walked by, you'd be like,
why is this guy doing a photo shoot with his car?
I'm an influencer in the wild.
What else, Max?
It was a good series, Max.
I mean, I'm kind of ribbing you.
It really could have gone either way.
It was always down to the last couple seconds.
I will say this because my buddy Ryan, who's the boss, I don't know if you remember last time I was on here. He's a big boss. So we can't say his last name. Ryan did help me out with some of these Philly's facts.
The guy I said, right? The guy from don't say what company he works for. Don't please. Like, I'm not even kidding because I'm talking about like meat flappers and everything. And I don't want to come back to him. He's like that stockholders to deal with and stuff.
But he's got a real job for a real place.
He helped me write some of these.
He's such a huge Philly fan and I got to tell you, I do have such respect for those Philly
fans. They're just such rider dies they they
really are I mean it's it's an it's it's an incredible talent to play for which
is why I gotta tell you which is why I think that Tobias really screwed you
guys I don't think he is really a good fit in Philadelphia at all.
He'll never play as a sixer ever again, so that's good.
Yeah.
And he shouldn't. You know, it's pretty easy. If you play in a town like Philly and you
show respect, the town will respect you back.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Even if you're going through tough times and it I
Believe it cost you the series with the Knicks personally. Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not Jerry. So are you
How do you feel about the return of cocky Hank and it might be Knicks Celtics in the Eastern Conference Final? Yeah
He should be cocky. I mean, I know you guys are talking about the NBA, but this is a football podcast
Remember that this is a football podcast. Remember that?
This is a football podcast first and foremost and drake may I don't know
I wouldn't be too cocky with that footwork
Yeah
Don't get too cocky hank, this a football podcast. He's right. He's right. All right, Jerry, I have one last question because I know you
got to go watch a movie with your...
Is it a Roebuck question?
It's a Roebuck question.
Is it a Roebuck?
I know you got to go watch it.
R-H-O-B-A-C-K, R-H-O-B-A-U-K-C-E, Roebuck. However they spell it. By the way, of all
your sparks is that I shout out
that row box spelling. That's the weirdest. What's the deal with that? Bing bong row back
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as polos. So these joggers, I know you have to go like a spelling bee. I know you have
to go watch the Ryan Gosling movie with your supermodel wife.
Uh, and we don't, yes. Yeah, you do have to go do that. But I had one question.
Listen, not a former supermodel. Once a supermodel, always a supermodel. I don't want to hear any of that former supermodel stuff.
You said that to me.
Just the way you know how cool big cat is everybody.
He wrote that you're,. I said I gotta go see
this right now. So we got tickets and like my whole family's excited and I have to go
sit there and make like I'm into it. And then I lied and said I had to work zoom that I
had to come to. But I said I gotta go see this movie. He said with your supermodel wife
and I wrote forward supermodel and Dan Katz Dan big cat wrote what supermodel was a supermodel at Dan Katz. Dan big cap wrote what supermodel was a supermodel
that really made me laugh. That's facts. That's facts. Put some respect
on our name. My last question is you. So we have a side text me you and PFT and you'll
send us stuff that you see on Instagram and the last like three or four things you sent
us on Instagram have been luxury condos in Chicago. Are you, are you, are you thinking
about moving and maybe, maybe joining powers, maybe Avengers, like you come to the office
every day. Oh man, I got to tell you, um, it's just, uh, that gold coast area of Chicago,
for some reason it's in my algorithm right now. Uh, just like, um, anything going on with sixers or, or Drake, mace footwork.
Um, it just comes into my feed all the time. And some of those apartments look gorgeous.
I mean, I would love it. Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm here in LA. Everybody else is leaving.
Yeah. They call it the viaduct triangle. Yeah. All right. Well we should, we should maybe
just get you an apartment. I want to
apologize to the rest of the league and like Nick's fans just yelling bing bong all the
time. It's so annoying. No, but you guys haven't won anything in such a long time. Yeah. Enjoy
it. We got another seven days of it. Then it'll be over. Trust me. And then we'll be
a and then we'll be humble Hank again. Yeah. Such a cramp of my legs Jerry you're the best go go and sleep go enjoy the movie
Put your shirt put your civilian clothes back on you're the best and we'll when it gets to Nick Celtics
We'll have you back on. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Good luck in the postseason
You too. Ding-bye.
I see you, Jerry.
Bye, Jerry.
Bye, Jerry.
Bye, Jerry.
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Okay. Let's wrap up with the Tom Brady roast on Netflix Sunday night. It was
fantastic. I'll say that as a whole. It was fantastic. I think we
talked about it on Thursday or Friday show and I was like, the litmus test is will there be a karate
instructor joke? And there was almost instantly by Kevin Hart. So it felt like it was truly like,
no, nothing was held back. There was a lot of jokes about
Giselle. There's a lot of jokes about his divorce, Alex Guerrero, all that stuff.
Hank, from your perspective, how did you feel seeing all the guys back together? You even
had the weird Robert Kraft, Bill Belichick toast, which if you notice Belichick did not
shake his hand out.
He didn't want any part of it.
He didn't want any part of it. I respected that he didn't want any part of it
He had to go up there, but he did he did the bare minimum
But tell us how'd you feel I loved it. I thought it was it was very funny
It was good to see you know the boys back together having a good time laughing with each other
Gronk busting balls Belichick being there was great. I thought he actually did really well considering, you know
He's Bill Belichick. He's not the the most outgoing guy
Vicarious. Yeah, there's his joke about uh
the
How it's the roast of Tom Brady if you missed the roast of Bill Belichick. It was called the dynasty on
Apple TV was great and am and Ola like am and Oola took some shots of him in the dynasty and he made sure to
get back at him being like, you know, you had 200 yards next year, 250 yards.
Yep.
Yeah.
I think that's the reason Bill showed up was just to roast Danny Amedola.
That hurt Amedola.
Yeah.
You could tell that hurt him.
Yeah.
Also, Gronk was awesome.
The best.
Gronk was awesome because Gronk very obviously wrote his own material, which is the most
Gronk thing ever. And all his material was like, Kevin Hart is here,
he's gay, Julian, you're gay, Tom, you're gay too.
Julian, you're really gay.
Remember when Tom went to Tampa
and then he had a 1,300 mile dick to fuck Bill Belichick
while Julian spit on it?
Yeah, Julian was- That was gay.
Looping it up, because Julian was- That was gay.
Looping it up because Julian, you're really gay.
And Tom, you were so gay.
That was, and he also, Gronk just, I said afterwards, I would pay money for an Inside
the NFL type show of just Gronk mic'd up throughout that entire roast, IsoCam on him, because
no one in the world has ever had a better, I don't know why I'm laughing, but I think this is funny face. Yeah, Rob Gronkowski
He would look around at everybody while he was laughing to see if somebody was gonna interpret the joke for right?
I'm saying but he does seem like the best guy to go to a roast with ever Jules crushed it
Jules was really good. Yeah Jules was awesome
um, I thought Nikki Glaser was the best because
Anytime you have a roast,
like the professional comedians, you can just see why they're professional comedians. Their
delivery is just different. She was fantastic. I thought Ben Affleck was the weirdest and
worst. It was really strange. He was like, you, you fuckers at home have the nerve to
comment on Tom Brady. It was a Tom Brady roast, and he spent 10 minutes yelling
about an anonymous Bills fan.
Yeah.
It was so bizarre.
I don't know what that was.
He was definitely the LVP roaster.
Surprised with no Bill Burr.
Yeah, Bill Burr would have been good.
He probably would have been great.
He probably respected Tom too much to do it.
That was the weird thing is there
was a bunch of
Comedians there that didn't really have connections. I know you have to fill it with comedians, but yeah, Bill Burr would have been great
Yeah, Tom Brady I think had the best joke of the night though, which one Kim Kardashian and oh, yeah
He's like she's uncomfortable to be here. Yeah, because her kids are at home with her dad Yeah, and she was like why the fuck did you say that? Yeah, that's like she's uncomfortable to be here. Yeah, because her kids that are at home with her dad
Yeah, and she was like why the fuck did you say that? Yeah, that's a good joke
She kind of looked but she kind of liked it. Yeah, she was like we're gonna fuck
I also like how they just booed they booed the fuck out of the fuck out of there. Yeah the
Yeah, blood so was actually blood so was probably the best non comedian non Julian Edelman roaster Rose jewels were gonna give number one
Non-comedian I also cuz he's Alex Guerrero line was good, too
I also Andy Moss. Yeah, yeah
I also loved the bill Belichick got up there and for no reason just started roasting his offensive lineman
Yeah, like they no one was talking about Matt Light,
and he was just like, let me get some in on Matt Light.
He did a solid five minutes.
It's like he just got back into coaching.
Yeah, it was great.
It was great, just like breaking down film.
I had to tell you, you shut the fuck up so many times.
Yeah, I was surprised.
No one did a Willie McGinnis fight joke.
That was weird.
They probably didn't want to get beat up.
I could actually see Tom Brady taking this as, like the criticism all the jokes to heart and being like I fucking hate everybody
Now yeah, like I despise all you guys there was a couple moments where I was like, is he gonna?
It felt uncomfortable in the room. They made one Robert Kraft massage joke and Tom said shut it down
I don't I don't know if that was a bit or if that was real
I think I've been real. Yeah, cuz they didn't make another one. Yeah. And uh, yeah, there was a couple, there was a
couple divorce jokes though. Who did the one, someone talked about a karate instructor. I can't
remember how it went, but it was beating your asshole eating your, yeah, but you'd be eating
your wife's ass. Yeah, that's right. Like that was Nikki Glaser, right? Yeah. I think it was,
she was, she fucking rocked and right off the bat
I think Kevin Hart at the start made the first karate instructor joking
He was like, yeah, you thought didn't think anything was weird when she she's been a white belt for five years
The I'm just happy because it feels like roast might be back like that was a legitimately very good roast
Yeah, it was a little long and And there was a couple people that probably
didn't need to go up there.
But for the most part, like we watched the whole thing.
We were laughing the whole time.
Yeah, it was good.
I thought it was very good.
And hopefully, roasts are back.
Roasts are back.
I would have liked to see Eli come out instead of Peyton.
That would have been good.
There's a reason Nick Foles wasn't invited.
Yeah.
He hates Nick Foles.
Hates Nick Foles.
He took him out of the documentary.
He probably told people, excuse me,
each time they brought up the Eagles,
it was about the Eagles team, nobody said Nick Foles.
Yeah.
Brady was like, there's two things you can't joke about,
Robert Kraft's massage therapy,
and then don't say the fucking words Nick Foles.
Yeah, and then someone did make some Philadelphia jokes.
I think Brady made some Philadelphia jokes at the end,
and Max was just like, terrible.
They were pretty funny.
He didn't, you didn't get the one about Kevin Hart.
Whatever.
Yeah, it was a Kevin Hart joke.
And Brady did a 9-11 joke.
He did, yeah.
It was a Drew Bledsoe joke.
But it was, yeah, two Jets hitting Drew Bledsoe.
Yeah.
Which is the whole reason Brady got in
was because that game was delayed because of 9-11. Yeah. It restarted, Bledsoe. Yeah, which is that the whole reason Brady got in was because that game was delayed because of 9-eleven
Yeah, restarted blood. So gets hurt now. We have Tom Brady. Yeah, I bet you that was pretty cathartic for Drew Bledsoe
Oh, yeah, just sit there and watch everyone roast him. He was like he was like I fucking hate you
Yeah, I like it. You know, like yeah, he probably does. Yeah, he really does hate him
So overall pretty good. That, that was great. Those and fights fights
Or guy fights was there. What do you think about Tom Brady's look now? Mm-hmm. You think he looks good. He looks great
He looks like the Fox graphics when they do the animations of the player the cartoon ones, but he's that yeah the time
Yeah, somebody put it perfectly. He looks like gay Tom Brady. Yeah
It's a little weird. I think it looks great. Okay. I mean yeah, it's a little weird
What I think it's pretty cool that about half the roasters were have been on the show
Yeah, there were a lot. There are a lot of them. I would have liked to see Shane go up athletes
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, shame a ton of those guys Shane would think Oh
Jules obviously Gronk, Willie.
We haven't had Ross never had random Tom. Yeah, we need to get
Randy. Well, we've had Randy Moss the other way. We've had
Randy Moss on the show. Yes. It would have been great if Randy
Moss. Our Randy Moss was there. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Andrew
Schultz. Yep. Yeah. We've Dana. Dana. Yeah. Yeah, he did. He
got his 60 seconds. Peyton. Yeah, Rich Eisen Dana Dana. Yeah. Yeah, he did. He got his 60 seconds
Peyton yeah, Rich Eisen who got a rich eyes. Definitely was like make sure the cameras on me a lot of camera time. Yeah
But yeah, good good roast roasts are back. I'll have Kim on the show, too. I will have Kim on the show as well. Yeah
We won't make any jokes about Kanye, but we but maybe we will cuz that was such a hot look He gave Tom Brady. We also might talk about Taylor Swift. Yeah, that was a hot look
it was she definitely was like we're fucking later and I'm gonna be angry about it and
I'd like to watch a lot of OJ jokes, too
Who Jake caught a few strays? Yeah, Dan Aaron her and oh
It's got roasted
I the biggest stray the night was Antonio Cromartie
Yeah, we know where Tom was like my careers lasted this long when I started this happened and Antonio Cromartie only had one kid
And you you have to I think like Antonio Cromartie kid jokes. You have to really be an NFL fan
Yeah
It was a room of a lot of comedians who were like, huh?
You have to really be an NFL fan. Yeah, it was a room of a lot of comedians We're like, huh?
Kramar is at home with a living room of ten kids and he's watching this thing like this is awesome
Everyone's making fun of Tom Brody. Yeah, and then he just takes a straight and all those kids like was it me?
Are they talking about me? Yeah. All right. Good show boys
We got a very special guest coming Wednesday, by the way, very special legend of the game. Mm-hmm
So when we talked about Masters week a lot.
Okay.
Max, have you ever gotten this?
No.
Shane and Pug, how awesome was...
Shane and Pug, how awesome was the party?
It was awesome. Without Max and Hank there?
Party was awesome. PFT's house is awesome. P? Party was awesome. PFT's house is awesome.
Pug.
Pug.
PFT's house is awesome again.
I went to every single room.
Pug is the man.
Pug was the guest of honor by far there.
Yeah.
Shane was trying all new stuff,
having a margarita.
Yeah.
He had tequila for the first time.
I made a malort-a-rita.
Shane's not a real human being.
He's basically like, he's Encino man. He's never had McDonald's. He's not a real human being. He's basically like he's Encino Man. He's never had McDonald's.
He's not a real human being.
He never had Chipotle until like two years ago or a year ago.
Yeah, is that weird?
He doesn't have Chinese food.
What was he?
What were you picking?
What was Shane picking out of his food the other day?
He was picking something out of his food.
What don't you like?
You didn't like something.
You were just picking it all out.
It was like rice or something. I don't know
What food I can't remember yours because the Costa Rican yeah, maybe like peppers and yeah, you didn't he didn't like pepper
But they were belt there was bell peppers and yeah sauteed onions. He's like I don't like any in this yeah, okay numbers
eight
26 3 18 let's go 12 for Tom Brady 99 poke Okay, numbers. Eight. 26. Three. 18.
Let's go 12 for Tom Brady.
99.
21.
Max, you ever gotten this?
Already answered this question.
What was the answer?
You can go back and check.
What was the answer?
Let's pretend that I just tuned in.
What was the answer?
No, he's saying no right now.
He's never gotten it. Two.
Two.
Love you guys. I'm just saying I'm talking away I'm just saying I'm talking away
I'm just saying I'm saying it anyway Today's not the day to find you I'll be coming for you lover, take on me, take me on
I'll be gone, and it's a long journey I'm on the set of these, but I'm east of the way Say up to me, it's for better to be safe than sorry
Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone in a day or two Thanks for watching guys!