Stavvy's World - Bonus #72 - Kush Brothers Vol. 9 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Starting point is 00:00:00 I have a bit of a dilemma here. So my father, he's in his late 50s, he's been single for a while, but he finally this past year got himself a girlfriend. Super happy for him, but this Christmas when, you know, me and his girlfriend's family all met up to meet each other. Well, I ended up hooking up with his girlfriend's daughter. Give him those sounds. And for context, she's 29, I'm 23. So, like, I don't really feel bad about it. You know, I would do it again for sure.

Starting point is 00:00:47 The only problem is she's had a boyfriend for like 10 years. And she keeps texting me and like calling me. And wanting to, you know, like give me googly eyes and stuff. And it's been a few weeks now and I don't know how to tell her I'm not really interested in being with her. We can't really do that considering we're almost step siblings. That's awesome.

Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah, it's been a few weeks now and I just don't know how to let her down. I don't even know what it's gonna be. All right, there's two companies break up To break up this girl and her boyfriend needs to break up your dad and his girlfriend What's one of the other well, no, it's that yeah No, it's two fences to clear. That's sure. Well, look just it's just dad and girlfriend. You can keep cucking this guy and girlfriend. You can keep cucking this guy, who cares?

Starting point is 00:01:43 Um, interesting stuff here. I mean, he's 23, so you gotta give him a pass. You're holding a grenade with the pin out, right? You give him a pass, but it's so funny to be like, ah, I'm so happy for my dad. Now, the second I could, I fucked it up for him. The second I, the second I could, the second it made me feel a little good,

Starting point is 00:02:08 I blew up the life he's been painstakingly trying to build. I prioritized my bodily urges over his well-being. But. You're such a fucking little cocksucker. And I will continue to do it. Yeah. But. But how do I tell him not that?

Starting point is 00:02:24 And he was like, and he's like, yeah, I would fuck her again. But you know. I don do it. Yeah, but but how do I tell him not that and he was like and he's like, yeah I would fuck her again, but you know, I Don't know I'm in awe of how cool this guy is It's awesome. It's awesome But it's like come on. I mean, but again you put yourself in issues. You're 23. Yeah a 29 year old girl like girl that's like your dad's girlfriend's daughter. So like offers to suck your dick. None of us are saying no So I totally get where he's coming from

Starting point is 00:02:52 But you just have to be like hey, I mean all you have to all you can say the problem is here's the big problem You're fucked cuz this girl's clearly insane like the fact that you'd be texting like it's one thing to be like, get swept up in the Christmas spirit. And so what do we just do? Oh, no, this is a mistake. It's one thing to do that. It's another thing to constantly text you. And like she's she you're her mom. You know, you're you're who you are in her relationship to her mom.

Starting point is 00:03:22 She's also in a relationship for 10 years which by the way that's crazy 19 the getting in a relationship for your 19 this you might just be catching her when she's trying to sabotage her life Yeah, you might hate her life, and she's doing the craziest shit. She could possibly she's in a common-law situation Yeah, you just you just have to be like hey Like I just don't want to affect our parents relationship, which is so funny to say. Yeah, yeah. Like, listen, if they break up, hit me up.

Starting point is 00:03:50 But until then. That's a brilliant excuse for when it comes time to, you know, but like, yeah, you got to end this and hope. Pretty valid, too. And hope that it doesn't fuck up your dad's relationship. Yeah. But like, ultimately though, you didn't do really, you didn't really do anything wrong here. You did something awesome

Starting point is 00:04:07 The only I mean I'm out of two minds the part of me that thinks teachers that fuck their students Shouldn't go to jail like female teachers that fuck their male 17 year old students shouldn't go to jail thinks you're a fucking awesome guy But the part of me that they like like you didn't do anything you did This is just too complicated and you probably shouldn't have done it if you wanted to keep things, you know Like how they were going for your family, but And even though it's completely again, it's completely understandable

Starting point is 00:04:46 We know where you're coming from, but yeah, you just have to cut this shit off Hope she fucking comes to her senses, but like for me Well, I would worry about is what if this girl blows his spot up Yeah, what if this could actually make it like his dad might be like if put yourself in his dad's shoes like ah Fuck like party. He was like my son's cool, but the the other party I think any real dad would just sort of just be like that's my boy remember his dad couldn't get a girl reason is that's gonna try to lower the temperature over though you're right you know what never mind if your dad's man he's a fucking bitch he's already

Starting point is 00:05:22 fucking cool fuck this whore. Give fuck her a couple more times. I don't frown like give a fuck. Next question. Tell her you love her and you wanna run away with her. And get her relationship and then don't call her back. Tell her you wanna do that and then go to like the Middle East and then burn her passport and leave. That's what you do.

Starting point is 00:05:47 You're good, bro. Leave that bitch in Bahrain. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Stavvy's World - Bonus #72 - Kush Brothers Vol. 9 [PATREON PREVIEW]

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