The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 33
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Welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast.
I just want to quickly mention our friend Kenny DeForest who passed away yesterday.
It's a really tragic loss in the community.
Why?
He's our friend, you're just going to make fun of it.
I'm not making fun of it.
You said I want to quickly laugh at it.
Instead of recognizing it.
Oh. You take everything I say and such bad faith. I said I want to quickly laugh it. Is it recognized? Oh.
You take everything I say and such bad faith.
I said I wanted to quickly laugh it.
Would even if I was laughing at an in private, would I on our podcast that's listened to by
dozens of people, would I say that about Kenny?
I would quickly mock that.
What I heard was before we get started, I'd like to quickly mock the death of my friend Kenny.
Yeah, really sad news.
So maybe I missed her, dude.
I don't really say that news.
I just read it.
It's pretty, I was just saying the next
pretty rare in the comedy community for someone.
I mean, the literally no one had anything bad to say about Kenny.
And it was always, he was my next to a neighbor for a while
and it's just, he was.
Did he move back into that place?
He was there temporarily when he got back from LA.
If you came to the show's insult like last year,
Kenny was the guy I performed with, the ball guy.
The ball guy.
That was a fun weekend.
Yeah. He was driving cross country.
Yeah, he was driving cross country
and then me and him were like chilling that week
and we were like, oh, we'll do stuff.
And there's just fucking fuck all to do and salt like.
It is the worst place in America.
And that's...
Yeah, we went to like a Vietnamese restaurant
that I guess was in.
It was in a neighborhood that had like chain link fences.
Like that's what seemed to be bad about the neighborhood.
It's the bad neighborhood.
The lift driver was like a smash-mouth type of guy.
And he's like, let me tell you something.
They will jack you up here.
He's like, I don't know where y'all are from,
but you are entering one of the most dangerous areas in Salt Lake.
And it's like, first of all, this is like the United States of America.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think there's like a single neighborhood that's just completely a no-go zone at 10
o'clock in the morning.
And yeah, it's just not, you know, yeah.
I don't say Africa, but you know, I place like what I would imagine Africa to be.
Yeah, we'll say Southern Lebanon.
It's not used to Berlin.
Yeah, yeah, you know.
It's not like you, yeah.
But yeah, we did that and then,
and then yeah, there was like nothing else to do.
It is so, yeah, it's bizarre there.
I remember you look on Google Maps and I was like,
it was that weekend I was alone,
I didn't have a, I couldn't even move across country. And he's like and I was like, that weekend I was alone, I didn't have a,
I couldn't even move across country.
And he's like, I was like trying,
was like we did one of the nights of the shows
and I was like, can I get a ride back to hotel?
He's like, I'm like, what do you mean?
You're not gonna give me a ride back.
He's like, I just don't know if there's room in the car.
I'm like, well, that is impossible that there's not.
This motherfucker literally like to the brim. Yeah. I squeezed in there.
It would be cool if you just rode on the side like it was like. Yeah, no, but like the dash was filled.
He had the entire car. Amazing. Yeah. Yeah. No, when I was in Salt Lake, so where do you move? Did
you see him after he got back to New York?
Yeah, well he moved back, yeah he moved next door to me for a while and then I think he moved elsewhere because I think, yeah, whatever. But yeah when I was in Salt Lake someone got arrested at
that show, at my show, the Wigger. There's a guy yet. I was telling a joke about who would be Goldberg
and then he was like blacked out.
And then he said something and I was like,
you know, shut him down.
And he's like, you just ignorant.
He said, like, you're like talking to me,
and you ignorant.
And somebody brought a gun to the show,
my show and saw like, just for protection.
She brought a firearm and then left it at the club.
Somebody stole it.
Somebody stole her gun and did you like
check the security case?
She had a permit?
I guess, I don't know.
The manager told me that.
They were like, yeah, this lady called because she,
man, I'm not looking forward to going back out on the road.
Yeah, I'm starting out by the way, guys.
I will be in Tampa, Florida on the 19th and 20th of January.
So if you're in...
You're doing side splitters?
I'm doing side splitters.
That's a, that clubs all.
I hear it's really fun.
Yeah.
I hear it's really fun.
Tampa's cool too.
I did immediately the same.
You'd like Tampa.
Yeah.
What?
Well, it's trash.
I feel like it's Vegas with the coast.
I like, we only, we're like one afternoon,
we went down to the, what is it, e-bore city? What is that?
What is that? It's like a Cuban area. It's like we're all the Cuban immigrants move.
So that's where there's like bars and kind of, you know, like fun stuff. But for the
most part, it's like, I'm just, you know, my movie is I just get to, I'll go in hotel tonight
and see what's near the club.
So I was just at a holiday and the same one that,
what's his name?
The comic, the talks like this.
These friends with Jim Lorden,
the name is on, used to be on O'B and A and
then he all the time.
Jim Florentine.
I can remember his voice, but not his name.
The same one he, what? How you doing? What? He was at the holiday and he was at the time, Jim Flaurantine. I can remember his voice, but not his name. Same one, what?
How you doing?
What?
He was at the holiday and he was at the other side's borders
and then we were all at the same hotel.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, no, I'm excited about going there.
I'm gonna go with Caleb, so it's much better
just having a friend on the road.
Yeah, it sucks being alone.
Yeah, yeah, it alone. Yeah. Yeah.
It's just a boat whatever.
Yeah.
So if you guys are in Western,
Florida, the Tampa Bay,
the Tampa St. Petersburg area,
please come on out.
Mm-hmm.
January, it'll be nice also not being in the cold.
Mm-hmm.
But, yeah, yeah.
No, that guy got arrested on my show.
And the crowds in Salt Lake were also very weird too,
because you could tell that they were all Mormon,
they all left the church.
But so they're just drinking beer,
but they still have the same sensibility.
Like in terms of noughtiness, they'd still be like,
oh, you know, so you couldn't go,
like, you couldn't go too blue with them.
But I kept getting a pause breaks
because like I would talk about,
I remember I talked about like growing up
with Mormon people and I was like, yeah,
and their moms were just like, somehow 24 years old
and like the hottest woman you've ever seen.
And then I was like, yeah, and they were all married
to like gay guys.
And every time I'd say that on a show,
it would get in a pause break. But I had no idea that like pretty was like, yeah, they're all married to like gay guys. And every time I'd say that on a show, it would get in a pause break.
But I had no idea that like pretty much like it's a download brother type of community.
That is like apparently like a consistent thing in there, whatever.
But they're great people.
I love Mormons.
I grew up with a ton of them.
And well, Reston Peece County.
Reston Peece County.
And it seems like he's avoided it, but the worst part about dying while riding a bicycle
is that you're then memorialized as a cyclist.
Yeah.
That has to become your entire identity.
Are there headlines about it?
I haven't seen it, but that's, I always, anytime I pass by an intersection, there are like
a cyclist died here.
And it's like, well, that was probably just a guy
riding a bicycle.
Yeah, good.
You shouldn't just go into work.
Yeah.
His identity is cyclist.
So, he's part of your weird dumb bicycle community.
Well, it's also you're like imagining
he's wearing the outfit, you know?
You're riding the outfit.
It's just wearing the outfit.
But it's also too, it's like that's like a punk thing.
It's like being, that was like in New York.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It doesn't really exist. Like, it's big C guys. Yeah. thing. It's like being, that was like a New York. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't really exist.
Like, it's big C guys.
Yeah.
Well, that was just New York hipster in general.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, yeah, like cycle it, the guys,
the guys that get really angry about like the bike lane.
And yeah, you know, but at the same time,
they're also like, get the fuck out of my way, pedestrian.
Like you don't really care about anybody's safety.
You're just, yeah.
It's the second person I've known that's actually died
on a bike in New York. It's a nice, cool, yeah. It's the second person I've known that's actually died on a bike and a bicycle
Yeah, it's not worth it. No scary. Yeah, too scary
Yeah, I guess I don't really know the details of what happened my friend Chris sent me a video
You know Chris
Yeah, so he was just taking a video. He was taking a yeah, he's just taking a video outside of the window of his apartment and he's like
Yeah, a dump truck ran over an old lady
Filming while this is in post-the-growing
I don't know but he was like filming and sending us video of them like cleaning up crazy
Matt yeah, they set up a like a like a like a tent area like a like coordinate off and then they
You know, they like they you know where they investigate they should bring a crash investigation team
Yeah, the other bike accident the the first one the guy knew was a garbage truck. Yeah
Who was that again? This guy from before college.
No, you told us that.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it's horrible.
Not to bring myself into it, but my car was parallel parked and hit by a chocetic bus.
I feel like I can empathize a little bit with the cyclists of the city.
And the gossens,, the Gossens.
And the Gossens, probably the Gossens as well, and all victims of genocide.
That's funny. So they just stole your car.
So they just destroyed your car.
They caused a lot of damage.
Destroyed my car.
And they had their own insurance company come and take your car, and now they won't give
you your car back.
No, and it was all about that they had.
They've also got my car.
Okay.
And then they sent it to their collision
center. And now you have a lease of all of it takes the car. So all of it took the car
and then they sent it to the collision center. And now the classic insurance company has
not sent out a claim to the jostle. So it's just sitting in Tuckahoe, New York, my car. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,, this has it on the knife. I gotta drop these off down.
I hopefully that Victorinox store is still the flagship.
You can just take, like these to the Swiss Army knife store
and then just give them to them and they'll send them off
to get recondition.
Really?
Yeah, and they just send, they basically,
I think they just send you a new knife.
Do they?
Yeah.
I would imagine that's something that you would get
into doing yourself reconditioning.
No, after all these years, you still have no idea.
You don't really know me at all.
What do you mean?
That's not something I would get.
You tried to resurface a cast iron pan once
and then you got heavy metal poisoning.
Yeah.
So that's kind of a similar kind of move.
Why didn't you try to resurface.
I remember you were like,
I was re-seasoning the pan,
but you can just take a,
I should have used a better instead of just like a 90-fot
like the painter's mask.
Yeah, yeah.
So like a wrestler.
You were like, I have metal, like, longs.
Yeah, it was like sneezing black afterwards.
This is pretty disgusting.
Yeah, no, but I saw a friend of mine actually go to do the same exact thing.
Yeah, just put a, like, whatever it is, I guess they're called like a, like a
Rolex pad, or you call it, or, I guess basically a Scotch bright pad on an
angle grinder and take down the, like when you get a lodge cast iron, and then
just take it down real smooth and then reseason it
Yeah, like better oil
But I saw him like literally about to make the same move. I'm like you better put a rest Well, I think all my lines just had like black snot. Oh, yeah black boogers. Classic. Mm-hmm
Yeah, man
So anything else to report we have to work this weekend, you and I.
Well, we always have to work.
I know.
The work doesn't end until
Don Lemon wants to buy the show.
That's what he said.
He said it's the finest.
I don't want to get, I don't want to get, you know,
a car before the horse here.
But there's talks of Don Lemon and his son, Pike, or teaming up. He said he said is the finest. I don't want to get, I don't want to get, you know,
car before the horse here, but there's talks of Don Lemon
and Hassan Piker teaming up to buy the Adam Friedland Show
to launch a new network.
Kind of like an alternative media network.
Lemon and Hassan.
Yeah, yeah.
That is kind of a dream team, if I can imagine.
The Lemon and Hassan news network.
Yeah.
It kind of covers all demographics.
Yeah.
You got Don Lemon fans, you got Hassan Piker fans.
You got the news fan.
And they're Elvis.
Yeah.
And they're both doing Elvis impersonations the whole time.
You've got everything you want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it just feels great to finally get the recognition because it's been eight
years of this, of us being in journalism and media, and we were ignored, I think, by
the mainstream for too long.
And I think now, like, kind of, we are walking on the shoulders of giants. You know, open invitation to,
if you want to.
We're pretty close to going mainstream.
We're pretty close to mainstream.
Yeah, I think so.
Which would be devastating for a certain type of,
I think it's starting to devastate them.
I think it's starting to dawn on them. I think it's starting to dawn on them
that we are basically who to and cathedly.
Do you think one of them is gonna kill your girlfriend?
Why my girlfriend?
Well, you know, to get Brevenge on her
for making the Adam Friedland
for making the Adam Friedland show mainstream.
Well, it's because she's the one
the entire time that's been like,
you need Neil deGrasse Tyson on the show.
Yeah. You need to have news guys on the show.
Well, it's been her family in general.
Yeah, they're like, you,
they're like, I've been saying we should interview
Gravedigger.
The truck, yeah.
The truck.
And I've made the arrangements to get it through the door.
Yeah, my girlfriend has been a massive obstruction
to a lot of your more out there ideas.
But I think that like, I don't know,
I feel more...
I said we should do a Where's Waldo episode
and fill the screen with hundreds of nude men.
They look exactly like us.
Yeah, and the audience has to find, find us by the penis. By the penis. By the penis. Yeah. And the audience has to find us by the penis.
By the penis.
By the penis.
Yeah.
Find us by the penis.
Find me by the penis.
The latest Martin Scorsese movie.
Find me by the penis.
Find me by the penis.
Yeah.
Have you seen the Ed show in HBO now?
What?
Find me by the penis.
Yeah.
There is literally a find me by the penis dating show,
a British dating show.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the find me by the penis dating show.
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I'm curious, you got Hanukkah's almost over.
Thank God.
You've seen these pictures of the soldiers going to places
in like doing Hanukkah in Gaza,
like on the rubble.
Yeah, it seems kind of anti-climactic to me.
Hanukkah? Yeah, they're like go to like winimactic to me. Hanukkah?
Yeah, they're like to like win a battle
and then do Hanukkah.
Yeah, I mean, they've been doing that kind of stuff
since the beginning of the war.
They did like gay flag.
But it's all, it's kind of anti-climactic, you know what I mean?
What did you think they were gonna do?
Like sacrifice like a...
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You're getting gay engaged with each other.
Yeah, not being able to get married.
That's the funniest part.
That they don't have gay marriage in England.
And it is real.
It is real.
Yeah, it's illegal.
It's illegal.
Yeah, but they're just posting the pictures
of them getting engaged.
But they're getting engaged to not get married.
Right.
It doesn't even look like this. Not even a good lie. But they're getting engaged to not get married. Right.
It doesn't even look like this. It's not even a good lie.
Yeah.
Well, it's also it's dumb because it's like, I don't understand.
Like that's obviously for a Western audience.
Mm-hmm.
But it's like, they're too far gone.
It's not like, like, anybody on the left is going to be like,
Oh, I had no idea.
There was a lot of gay people in the IDF.
It's like, oh my God, you're what?
Boms away.
Yeah, obviously.
That's not gonna reach anybody.
All it does is alienate their evangelical base.
Exactly.
I had no idea that this whole war
would they just wanted to play a dreidel.
Yeah, that's now they're cool just wanted to play a dreidel. Yeah.
That's now they're cool.
Yeah, it's pretty stupid.
Honestly, it's just like a, it's a little rude.
It just makes it, I mean, obviously killing entire families
is quite rude, but just then doing that
is just a little bit like, like, it's, yeah,
it's just for other Jews to be like,
yeah, that's right.
It's night six of Hanukkah,
which isn't even important.
And knowing Israel at this point,
you're gonna find out that none of the guys
in those pictures are actually even gay.
Yeah, that's the next level.
They wouldn't use real.
That's a false flat gay marriage.
It's crazy how lazy they are.
I mean, I guess they have a,
you know, I suppose it war to fight, but yeah,
a lot of it is really lazy, the like propaganda.
They're like, look at this video of a terrorist saying
that they want to kill all of us.
And it's just like a still image of Jeff Dunham
and that pub that,
Ahmed the terrorist.
Yeah, this is a guy in Palestine.
Yeah.
This is a Palestinian man.
Yeah.
What he wants to do to us.
It wasn't he he was a skeleton.
Ahmed the dead terror.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, that was a really good bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who is other puppets?
I don't know, it's funny though.
I get to this point and like Jeff Dunham is my hero,
literally. He's had a great life, I would imagine. He's like, he's like, look, I don't know, it's funny though. I get to this point and like Jeff Dunham is my hero, literally.
He's had a great life, I would imagine.
He's like, he's like, look, I don't even have,
I don't have the right bits.
I just do a dumb puppet and go on stage.
Yeah, yeah.
I might try that too.
I might get a puppet for when the tour starts.
Two, you could get 40 minutes out of puppet.
I was thinking about bringing a keyboard on stage
and getting into like a musical comedy.
Oh, that's cool. You just say one joke every 45 seconds and then it's just like
and then it's like in around of the piano. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. And that pussy.
And that crushes. Yeah yeah yeah. It doesn't even have to be a good parody song.
Yeah. It doesn't even have to be a good parody song.
["Pretty Song"]
Maybe I'll bring this thing on stage.
That's pretty funny.
Yeah.
["Pretty Song"]
I could just do like a science show for kids.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to call C.A. right now. Tell them, make the shows all ages. I'm bringing fucking chemicals.
You're doing volcano type of stuff.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're putting Mentos inside of a diet doctor pepper.
That's always a fun pivot, too, when you go from...
Why don't you just learn, Matt?
You go from bad boy entertainment to children's entertainment.
Yeah, family stuff.
Louis Anderson did that.
It's like when the punk rocker is a guy who's a man, who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man You go from bad boy entertainment to children's entertainment. Yeah, family stuff.
Louis Anderson did that.
It's like when the punk rocker,
Louis Anderson was a closeted rapist.
He was.
Yeah, he was a homosexual rapist
and then he pivoted to children's entertainment.
He did like a bad boy or style thing
and then went into life with Louis.
And he changed, he stopped being a closet. No. Oh, so he was that the entire time. He
was at the entire time. Okay. Or like Jimmy Seville, you know, saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay. All right. So you, are you saying that you ever think the guy that plays Oscar
the Grouch is like the only one of the Sesame Street guys
that isn't like a pedophile?
Why, because he's grumpy?
Well, and yeah, he's like gotta be surrounded by this shit
and he can't say anything about it.
What implies that he's not implacitated?
He's like Serpico.
How do you know that he's the only here?
Because of his attitude.
That's the, you think he's the bad with the rest of his attitude. That's the thing he's the bad with.
The rest of them are having like a hoot and annie.
It would be funny if they hired a real homeless guy
to be the puppeteer.
Yeah.
His life actually did suck.
And he was bringing like reality to the character.
Well, the puppeteer played him.
He was a method actor.
So he would, he spent, he lived on the streets.
He lived on the streets.
Yeah. In the garbage.
Yeah. His legs are filled with fluid
Really mm-hmm. Yeah, they should give Oscar the grouch like a
It like an Averix jacket
Right. Yeah. Yeah
He should have like a drug problem. Yeah, he should have some birdman logs on and Averix jacket. Yeah
duck taped Lugs Right, yeah.
Underwear made out of newspapers. Yeah, he should get like get into like a like a bum fights maybe with other.
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It's like if it was a gun,
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So, Nick, you got your chocolate off of your knife.
I did.
Yeah. And, and how many chocolates have you enjoyed today? Now we're back to the show. So Nick, you got your chocolate off of your knife. I did.
Yeah.
And how many chocolates have you enjoyed today?
Huh.
So it was your birthday yesterday, Nick.
Yeah.
Do you have any special birthday memories?
For me yesterday?
Yeah, for me.
We went to, we got Korean barbecue.
We got Korean barbecue.
It was very, so I'm going outside,
so happy birthday. Yeah, as we walked out, I told the guy, We got Korean barbecue, it was very cool. Someone outside said happy birthday.
Yeah, as we walked out, I told the guy,
he said, oh, it's you guys, and I said,
tell him happy birthday.
Yeah, I've been looking back on the year a lot.
I think it's the end of the year.
Yeah.
And it's been, you know, there's been a lot
that's happened this year, you know.
We've done a lot.
We've been in broiled in controversies,
multiple controversies.
Yeah. You know, we've gotten in andiled in controversy, multiple controversies. Yeah.
You know, we've gotten in and out of,
of, we've fallen in and out of love.
There's going to be,
there's a paradigm shift happening.
We're about to enter a deep period of peace.
You think?
Yes, civilly.
I think we'll reach a,
there's going to be,
because you know, a lot of America is divided right now.
And I say this coming from like some kind kind of spiritual inner well that I have.
Yeah, so I'm talking about partisan politics.
No, no, I mean, I am talking about partisan politics, but I'm saying my insight as to why
things will get better is stems from a feeling that I have, because I'm usually right about
these things.
So I was right about Bitcoin.
I was right about Bitcoin. I was right about
He's a great
Yeah, not even a mean stuff like that. I mean like more just sort of from the hip predictions with zero knowledge
None Yeah, you know what another thing I said starter jackets would come back. Mm-hmm. And I was right about that
The show where you can't bust
That became a show in real life.
Bust house?
Yeah.
Why don't we be bits?
I mean bits are,
I mean it's a real thing.
It's not even a bit.
It's not, that's me saying a joke
and then somebody else coming up with the same joke.
That's not a prediction.
It wasn't a joke, no, it's a television show.
Okay, but people walked.
It's meant to be funny,
but that I, that's not a prediction. Okay. Those are ideas sure
This is big difference to an ideas and predictions
It would be a one thing if I had invented Bitcoin and then Bitcoin became a thing then that would be similar
Yeah, but it didn't have a Bitcoin. I say there's I said and we were right about it
I believe there is from the same
Prediction zone in here.
It has brought you Bitcoin and Starter Jackets coming back.
I think there's going to be an era where it'll be the end of it.
And I don't think it's, you hear a lot of people say,
they talk about pendulum swinging.
And I say the pendulum will finally lose momentum.
And it will enter a period of deep stagnation
Where things won't get better, but they won't really get worse and
the
How ineffective it is to care one way or other about certain things will no longer matter because you know everything's divisive
I'm for some reason I just feel like we'll find one group of people
That's sort of responsible for a lot of the problems.
And it seems, it might at first seem like they're not responsible, but they are.
And once the world figures out, oh, it's actually these guys,
we've all been fighting for no reason,
but it's this type of certain type.
Yeah. And you're, of course, talking about racists.
You're talking about, no? No, no, no, no.
You're talking about, is it, what kind of, I think we'll have to wait until the actual terms come.
I mean, you know, I'm kind of doing like a long Island medium thing here.
I don't know your dead son's name, I just know.
So you know it'll be one.
It's like a Jimmy, I'm feeling a Jimmy,
if I could, is there a Jimmy or a Jerry or something?
See, so wait, okay, so let's just recap what.
Does anyone out there not like,
some name Jerry, that's what I'm saying.
But that's like a group of people.
Oh, you're doing what the long-ilemmetium does.
Okay, but you're saying it's gonna be...
John Edwards.
So crossing over the John Edwards.
Okay, so you think that's real?
Do you think mediums are real?
I think there are people that have a connection
with the spiritual world, for sure.
I, you know, like, especially John Edwards
with the Long Island medium.
A lot of people who watch this show,
know, one of my only sources of media input
is the reality series seven little of Johnson's.
Yeah.
But you watch a lot of.
You get the news from it or it's just entertainment.
Both.
You follow social trends.
I am, really.
You're like, oh yeah, people are into that song nowadays.
I saw it on Seven Little Tons.
Have you watched the show at all?
You saw me in the clip of them on the ropes course.
It's amazing.
The show's amazing.
Yeah, it's great.
It's a family of dwarves.
And the show's been on for eight years now.
And every single episode, they just do like a like a summer camp activity
Yeah, and then the dad ends up breaking something and they have to pay somebody to fix it
It's like that's that's every episode. They'll do like a talent show. They're like well. Yeah, yeah exactly
Like we're having we're doing we're doing we're doing
Limbo what's it called limbo bar? Yeah limbo limbo. Yeah, we're doing a limbo bar
Yeah, we got a limbo game set up in the front. Limbo, yeah, we're doing a limbo bar. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh and he's like, why is the dad so clumsy in this little person show?
I think the issue is because they're also Southern.
And I think that there's like a good old boy.
Yeah, well I got the impracted, this is rude,
but because we do want them on the show.
But I, it's careful.
Yeah, you get the sense he's one of those like Southern guys
and it's like, well I'm the dad, so I'm good at stuff.
Yeah.
And then, but he's also has a disability
that makes it harder to do.
No, yeah, I don't think that that,
because it's never like,
it's never like for something hot.
It's never like, look at the, yeah, right.
Exactly.
The good tools are on the top shelf.
I don't know.
Look at all those knives on the top shelf.
One of the first episodes, he's like making furniture for the living room. He's just getting chairs
like, like chairs from the dump and then just screwing casters into the bottom. But he must
put, I guess maybe it could be, yeah, it could be the way it's edited, but he's just filling
the bottom of the thing with drywall screws,
going into, you know, like whatever wood.
Yeah.
A lot of times, I mean, it's not even wood.
It's just the, what's ever underneath an office chair.
Okay.
Yeah.
So what is that?
Like ABS plastic?
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
And so he's just, he's just tossing the screws in there. Yeah, sure. Okay. And so he's just he's just tossing the screws in there. Yeah, well, he's
explaining to his daughter's sex. Is there is there birds in the bees episode? Yeah, I think they have to
how old are the kids in the show? Well, the show, like I said, the show's been on for a long time. So
they go from young to old. They have two you seem grow up. They have two biological children,
but I guess having biological children
is like the mom almost dies every time
because she's the size of a baby anyways.
So...
She's much smaller, yeah.
Yeah.
So like they,
because they come out,
they birth can always smaller, yeah, I imagine.
Well, their skeletons are.
So like her legs have to,
you know, like her whole pelvis has to separate, I guess.
Anyway, so then they have three adopted children.
Yeah.
And they adopt also little children,
little people and children.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe the producers are kind of like kind of it. Yeah, there's one where the dad says we're gonna chop down a tree in the front yard
This is tree in the front yard
In paralleling these this family. Well, yeah, he's like, you know
I don't know they do like a sock hop and then he's like I'm gonna chop down the tree in the front yard
They have a nice house and when the show starts they don. They like bought some like old house to renovate.
And so they're all sleeping on the floor.
Yeah.
And they're like, the no work has been done renovating this house.
And then I think they got the show as a hit.
And so they got money from TLC.
They're through merchandising or something.
Because then shortly after that, they just,
they become rich off the show.
They're house is nice.
Yeah.
In the currency.
Are they Christ fearing?
I don't see them going to church.
They don't go to church.
Yeah. They're not religious evangelicals.
I know.
Yeah.
But what was I going to say?
Oh, yeah.
So there's an episode where he goes to chop down a tree in the front yard and then what
ends up happening and because his day job is
He's the groundskeeper at a local college. He is. Yeah
So he's like, you know, I mean I do landscaping. I can I can I think I can manage shopping on a tree
Oh, it makes sense. And what happens is he he sets his car on fire and then the fire
How well as this wife He says he sets his car on fire. And then the fire, you know? Yeah. How?
Well, as his wife put the truck in like,
and the reverse to pull the tree,
and then it's just sitting there, and he's like,
are the pedals the car like?
Yeah, and they add their own bolts.
He drills a hole into the pedals,
and then so they have like, pedals are like still, they have still to built into the pedals. And then so they have like pedals or like stills.
They have still to built into the pedals.
And then I guess it's just sitting there
and the transmission heats up and trucks park
on pile leaves, something like that.
Oh, classic.
And then they have the higher landscapers
that come out and cut the tree down
and then they go to new car shopping.
Yeah.
So how is he a landscaper professionally? Huh? Yeah. So how is he a landscaper professionally?
Huh?
I mean, how is he a landscaper professionally at a college?
Well, I imagine they just put like a big propeller
being on his head and he kind of walks around the lawn.
Maybe a jetpack perhaps.
Yeah.
A propeller feeding with, yeah.
And they just walks through the grass.
Kind of inspector gadgets.
No, he doesn't fly.
He just walks and it cuts the grass.
Oh, okay. Also, it cuts the grass. Oh, okay.
Also, it's quite sharp.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is there, I mean, if I was that size, I would, you know,
as a younger man, I would-
Why don't you keep trying to be rude to these people?
I'm not being rude to these people,
I'm just, I'm interested in making cheap jokes.
I'm not saying cheap shots.
It's first, you started this episode off.
I did not, not mock Kenny. No, I didn't. This is fucking tragedy, I did not taking cheap shots. It's first you start this episode off. I did not not ma Kenny.
No, I didn't.
This is fucking tragedy.
I did not ma Kenny.
You don't like Kenny because he's tall and you don't like these people because they're
shorter than you.
I never said that.
And I don't just like.
This is what happens in tall.
This is what happens in tall.
This is what happens in tall.
I don't like I'm not five eight.
You're five foot eight.
No, you're literally you are then what are you.
If I'm five eight. We're not talking about me. So that would make you shorter than that. foot, ain't no you're literally you are then what are you
if I'm five we're not talking about me so that would make you shorter than what height of my
five seven no six no
huh five I'm five four which is a good this is the good
five here's the danger zone five seven five eight five nine
yeah all evil people underneath or above
pussy getting pussy
Respect your fine money. Have you ever made power? Have you ever met like a five three or five four guy that seems angry about it never?
The bagel boss
He was mad about bagels. No, I think he was mad about women on dating apps treating him because he was five-
Mad about bagels and he had to make it about something else because he didn't want to be
Daned Vito on the other hand.
He didn't want, he didn't want these anti-Semites.
No.
Having even more fuel.
No, the bagel boss was mad about women asking for your story.
Did they hide also some of the things?
This story about this teacher in Georgia is awesome.
Who's the teacher?
Uh, I think I remember him.
Who's in a high school? Uh, who's's the teacher? Uh, I think I remember him.
Who's in a high school?
Who's a Jewish teacher?
Is it middle school?
Can I ask you a question?
Hold on.
Can we go back?
We changed the subjects to the Seven Little Johnston's
and I found it interesting to hear about that show.
I'm gonna check it out.
What are Robyn's teacher accused of threatening
the kill student over comment about his Israeli
flag.
Yeah, he threatened to cut a kid's head off because he put up an Israeli flag.
He, the kid said he didn't like the flag.
Okay, he put up an Israeli flag in his classroom and the kid said, oh, that's offensive because
they're killing Palestinians and he said, you motherfucking piece of shit, I'll kick your
ass.
I should cut your mother fucking head off.
He said it to the middle school kid.
The middle school kid.
Well, maybe the kid did something else.
That was bad.
You got to hear the context.
Everyone's making it about this damn war.
What if that kid, you know,
slept with his wife or something?
You know, you don't know that.
I was like, it was a girl.
Oh, it was a girl. Oh, it was a girl.
Well, what if she, um,
he said he would kick her fucking ass,
let her goddamn throw it in drag her outside
and cut her head off.
Oh, it's bad.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's not good.
Um, wait, can we backtrack for a second, Nick?
Because I, you know, are you there?
Yeah. You were saying you were 5'7"? No, I'm not. First I, you know, are you there? Yeah.
You were saying you were five, seven?
No, I'm not, first of all, you know what,
hi, I am, I don't have to brag about it.
Everyone can see what hi, I am while I'm sitting
with this damn chair, it's not, you know,
this society is so high to play.
Well, let's just think about the guest
we've had on the show, Chris Cuomo, five times.
Neil deGrasse Tyson, five foot seven.
No, he's not, he's six three.
No, six three.
You can look at the pictures
of you standing next to these people.
Chad Hanks is five ten.
Chad Hanks, five six, easy.
Five six and a half.
Five six and a half, and you guys next to each other
and you're down here.
He's maybe a little smidge like one inch tall.
No, no, no.
No.
Who else are we at on the show?
Doug.
Doug's six four.
You're stretched out, yeah.
If he stood up straight, he'd be six four.
But he is bad.
I can't stop thinking about him holding his penis at a urinal.
Like what that looks like.
Imagine, he can, I mean, just because of proximity
of how small his upper torso is.
He can self-suck.
Let me put it to you this way. I can do a standing self-suck.
He's on a first date with a girl. He's like, yes, my, my
member is, it's quite nice.
Anyways, were you saying something about the Seven Little Johnson?
Well, before this is the Seven Little Johnson's podcast,
Nick, before you mentioned them,
we segue it into that by referencing
Long Island Medium and Jonathan Edwards Crossing over.
Oh yeah.
And then what we said before that is you feel like 2024
will have a paradigm shift where we're going to reach
some sort of utopia.
Not utopia, we'll not be, some sort of utopia. Not utopia, or just some sort of...
Some sort of...
Things will be bad, but there will be placidity.
There will be placidity.
Because, and I just wasn't clear on what you were suggesting.
I mean, you said that there will be a group of people
that is blamed for all of society's ills.
And then once those people are exposed, that there will be a group of people that is blamed for all of society's ills.
And then once those people are exposed, then we will heal, right?
And what's gonna happen with them?
What do you mean?
Well, we're gonna expose their corruption
and we're gonna expose their lies.
And then what happened?
No, not even.
Well, they'll remain in power and will be powerless.
We'll just know who's to blame.
So how's that going to help anyone?
Because then you're talking about the Jews.
You're talking about the Jews right now.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
You're being pissed.
I feel like it's a little bit coded.
I felt like that entire rant was a little bit coded.
It's a return to feudalism.
It's over.
What I'm...
So you're saying that we're gonna...
It'll be a class that is sort of...
And so who are the lords?
Huh?
Who are the lords?
I don't know.
I just say it's based on a feeling.
But you said it's gonna be one group of people.
One group of people who will be responsible.
Who will be responsible.
Who have sealed themselves off in sort of a castle that's unreachable,
and society will recognize itself correctly as outside of the gates.
So no longer are we trying to fix the kingdom within,
because the kingdom never existed in the first place, we're out in the fields.
Yeah. Yeah, paying some sort of land tax. Land tax, right?
To Bowser.
And then we can be free to be animals.
To be animals.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we're still gonna have to work our land.
No, you can just steal whatever you want.
That's gonna be the other thing too.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he's just going places and takes shit.
It'll all be like San Francisco.
Oh, my God, like Target, San Francisco. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's just going places and takes shit. It'll all be like San Francisco. Oh my God, like Target, San Francisco.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
That's pretty nice.
Next time I go there, I should have tried that.
I should have tried shoplifting while I was there.
Cause I'm pretty sure it's just straight up fucking legal now.
Oh, cause they have a progressive DA.
Yeah, I think you can just steal shit in San Francisco
and they can't do anything.
Really?
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna next time I'm there. When I'm on the road, San Francisco and they can't do anything. Really? I'm gonna do that.
One next time I'm there.
When I'm on the road, when I do cobs again,
I'm just gonna steal the entire time.
Ken, as a countermeasure,
can a shop owner have like a mouse trap or something?
Like to, so you can steal,
but you're gonna get,
and you put Venus disposable razors on it.
Yeah, you put Venus disposable razors on it.
Yeah, you put tampons, Venus razors,
women's degree underarm,
my doll.
One time you have to go to the airport, no.
They'll be back tomorrow?
Yes.
Tomorrow night.
Which airport are you going to?
JFK.
Where's the airport?
You gotta go now.
Yeah.
All right, guys, thank you for watching the show.
I won't, I mean, we're not done yet.
You have to go to the airport right now.
I'll stay, I'll finish the show.
Oh, okay.
How many minutes do we have?
There's another 10.
10?
So shoot.
I don't know, 10 Nick.
Nick, I don't know if I can do 10.
I mean, you can.
Can you kick me out?
No, I didn't kick you out.
No, I just don't want you to be late for your flight.
I don't be late for my flight.
Well, let's wait.
Just come back.
Come back.
Don't.
10 minutes, Nick. I don't know if I can do that without you. I can't do we'd like from our place. Well, let's wait, just come back, come back. Don't, 10 minutes today.
I don't know if I could do that without you.
I can't, I can't do this without you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, JFK, Queens, 59 minute drive, Nick.
Yeah, but I gotta go find the cat.
I know, so it's not good.
Do you want your chocolates for the flight? Did you, Nick?
Did you check in?
On your phone?
You can do that in the cab probably.
What airline is it?
Are you doing Delta?
I didn't tell you to leave. No, I mean, we can do another ten minutes.
I just, I thought the show was, I thought it was an hour.
Why would you think that?
Because I thought we started a half past.
So it's 54 minutes right now.
54 minutes?
Well, I can just say bye for you before you go on your journey.
Did you pack like a lunch or something for the morning?
For the morning and pack anything. I got to or something for the morning? I'm packing anything.
I gotta, um, I am packing anything.
Do you have, um, I lost my gloves.
You did?
I think I was right at my house.
It doesn't matter.
Anyways, but don't worry about me or my commute.
I feel like you're treating me.
It's just a treat.
You're doing your publicly treating me as if I can't get
to the airport myself.
No, you're a big boy. I can't get to the airport myself.
No, you're a big boy.
I can do things myself.
You do things the way you're so full of time.
You don't need me.
I think I'm going to shoplift next time I get to San Francisco.
Is it, do they have a sore right now to shoplift in San Francisco?
No, I think they just completely decriminalize shoplifting.
Really? Why?
I'm under that.
What's logging up the court system?
Ow!
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I mean, I think that you can get anything you want.
Have you had any of these chocolates?
I had two of them, the white chocolate one.
I mean, I had nine.
You had nine chocolates?
Oh my god, you're like, Kathy.
Yeah. You had nine chocolates? Oh my god, you're like, Kathy.
Yeah.
Ack.
Yeah.
Can't stop eating.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's not probably not a bad idea
to like once every, you know, maybe fiscal quarter,
you do a shoplifting trip to San Francisco.
You hit all the stores.
Yeah.
And you come back, you bring like a kind of an empty check bag. Yeah
Not a bad deal. Well, there's one of those in those shoplifting compilations
There's one where a guy stealing and somebody's like, why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this? And the guy goes it's San Francisco, bro
He says because it's San Francisco. That's kind of a good line. Yeah. It's Chinatown.
Yeah.
Yeah, forget it, Jake.
Yeah.
So it is legal there?
I think so.
We should look it up.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I hate California.
I don't like it either.
I fucking hate the West Coast, dude.
The whole thing sucks.
From Canada all the way down to May.
You Canada's, the entirety of Canada
is part of the West Coast.
Oh, the West Coast starts at Toronto.
So you hate Alaska.
Yeah.
Alaska down.
Yeah.
And then Toronto over.
Yeah.
I really don't like anything outside
of New York and Philadelphia. I like Miami. No. I like Montreal. Yeah. I really don't like anything outside of New York and Philadelphia. I like Miami.
No. I like Montreal. No. I'm in Mexico City. New York and Philadelphia. I haven't been to Mexico City.
It's nice. I want to spend I got to start spending time in South America. Central and South America.
You should. I want to. I told you I love Puerto Rico. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Puerto Rico's
I've never been there. But I hear it's. Puerto Rico is amazing. Yeah. yeah. Yeah, Puerto Rico's, I've never been there
when I hear it's Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico's amazing.
Yeah, it is.
Well, there's just not really anything there.
It's an island.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, you go on vacation,
sometimes I feel overwhelmed.
If I'm in a place, I'm like, I'm like,
overstimulated and I feel like I'm not doing enough
or I'm not connecting enough with what I'm looking at.
And Puerto Rico is just hot.
Like old San Juan is, like New Orleans feels more exotic than, than Puerto Rico.
Then old San Juan does.
Old San Juan feels like, you know, sometimes in a amusement park, they'll be like, like
the 20s area, you know, like jazz, age, kind of area.
That's like, old Sam Wann feels like part of an amusement park.
It's just like, yeah, hard rock cafe and an old looking building.
Yeah, one of those kind of places.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think I just mentioned this on Tim's show,
like in Puerto Rico.
Because you know, Lewis doesn't go to Puerto Rico really.
He goes to Jamaica.
He goes to Jamaica.
He does.
Oh, because he likes to say, God knows that.
I don't even, well, does he?
I think he likes, I mean, I want one.
I guess Legion of Skanks is just branded as like a weed, kind of a weed, kind of new
metal, kind of stuff.
Yeah, energy drinks and, yeah, create.
Yeah.
Yeah. of new metal kind of stuff. Yeah, energy drinks and creative. Yeah, yeah.
Crate them, we energy drinks.
Yeah, I guess so.
It's sad, man.
It's crazy, we're middle age now.
I think like on that side.
And then like, it's like, what are we more used to?
What do we do?
We just keep fucking being this kind of piece of shit.
Children.
Children, yeah, it's just man-child, childish bullshit.
Forever?
Kids.
And then people are like, oh, why don't you settle down
and have a family?
I'm like, oh yeah, I'll get right on that.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I need to find someone that would agree to do it.
Yeah, what do you mean?
You got to rape someone in a little family.
Yeah, right.
And that doesn't even mean they're gonna like you.
Or you're gonna do a good job of it because you're so fucking immature. Yeah right. And that doesn't even mean they're gonna like you. Or you're gonna do a good
job at it because you're so fucking immature. Yeah. You can probably do a good job at it. I think
all that requires is money. Yeah, but sometimes that is such a leg up. It's all the matter. I mean
90, 99% of being a good father is having money. It's like that. That will take care of 99% of it.
And then 1% is learning how to pretend like you're listening.
You don't even need that.
You know people love their dad and they're like,
Dad, look what I did at school and they're like,
Oh wow!
Yeah.
That's it.
That's all you got to do.
Yeah.
I'm on pills. Yeah. I'm on pills.
Yeah.
I'm on opioids.
No, yeah, I guess it really does require money,
but I still don't think that,
I mean, I've become more financially stable in my life
than I was younger,
but I don't think it's really translated into respect.
Respect from who?
Pretty much everyone I know.
Yeah, it doesn't.
People respect you less.
Yeah.
Because then you're like, oh, look at this rich pussy.
It's even more pathetic.
Yeah.
But whatever, it's not like I had respect in the first place.
No, but I desired it.
That's not like I'm, I didn't lose anything.
You know, it's like now, people already didn't like me
and now they don't like me for a different reason.
They don't like me more.
No, yeah, they don't like me more.
Yeah.
I guess that's worse, but it's kind of the same.
Yeah.
I guess it's.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah. I guess we're not just not gonna grow up mhm yeah i guess it's yeah oh man yeah
i guess we're not just not gonna grow up because uh...
now you have no choice that's the thing it's not like people are like oh well
millennials and
i have well with yet to be seen with jenzy but like all millennials are trapped
in permanent adolescents and like well that's a
that's like a
like a physical impossibility
no but i think it is kind of like uh... Well, that's a, that's like a physical impossibility.
No, but I think it is kind of like a, I understand what they mean.
It is kind of a lot of that.
Don't, don't, don't pretend like I'm arguing with the sentiment because I'm not.
So don't just reiterate something that I already understand.
just reiterate something that I already understand.
My point is that you're only 13 to 19 once.
Well, you're physically going to age and die. So, like, it's to pitch to frame permanent adolescence
as simply immaturity rather than like,
you know, well, your pain, like the victim there isn't a society that has to tolerate
man children. It's the person that's like cruising towards their deathbed, you know, like.
It's going to be so sad when people we know are on their deathbed.
Our friends of ours have, we've had had we've had friends die of cancer already.
Our friends are dying.
Our friends of ours died this week.
Our friends are dying of perfect 90s playlists for them.
The perfect show them their favorite office bloopers compilation.
I'm just trying to think of like what what is kind of an indicative of millennial arrested development.
Kind of the, I don't fucking know.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's more than that, but there are obviously there are cultural things that
indicate that as well. Like the, yeah, but listen to the Spice Girls.
You know, like we did when we were 11.
I'm letting you have the fun word.
You could have bailed me out.
I really didn't.
I couldn't have.
Maybe we'll start growing up like after,
maybe Monday. maybe Monday morning.
We hold each other accountable, mutual accountability.
I don't know, I've gotten back into playing gold and I,
so I don't know if that's gonna happen.
That is what I mean.
Okay, bringing an N64 to your friend's deathbed.
Yeah, right.
So we literally have one here.
We have an N literally have one here. We have a Nintendo 64 here.
So that's kind of what I mean. That's what that's what I was looking for. Instead of office
bloopers, people have been like, you should you should have a kid. Yeah, say that to me. And
you're like, I got every game on N64 because I have this little card from Ukraine. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm sure it'd be easy.
I'm sure it'd be fine.
It's probably not that hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you can like give it close with food and stuff.
No, but then you like if you're white, you can't make your wife do everything.
I don't, you're the only reason I don't think I can is because I have a cat and I still
see the cat as like a roommate basically.
I take care of it, I'm the one that feeds it
and cleans the litter box, but I still see the cat
as like we're unequal footing.
Well, I'm not sure that icy wouldn't just rip a baby
to shreds.
Yeah.
I'm not 100% certain.
Mm-hmm.
Also, you're infertile too, that's true. That's not true. Yeah. I'm not 100% certain. Mm-hmm. Also, you're inferred all, too.
That's true.
That's not true.
Yeah.
That's not true.
It is.
I've caught mad bodies.
No.
We've got you tested and it's...
I'm a heavy shooter, bro.
No.
You just have menstrual... Or it's estrogen.
No, I'd bucket.
They said your estrogen level is too high.
No, it doesn't have to.
It doesn't mean you don't shoot bucket.
And so, they said you have a problem where you keep getting
yourself pregnant. It means that you're sleeping, you have... And so I said you have a problem where you keep getting yourself pregnant.
It means that you're sleeping, you have...
No, they said you're like a plant.
Sensitive nipples.
You're like a plant, basically.
You just keep self-pollinating.
Your sperm keeps going, leaking through the membranes
into your ass.
I'm getting pregnant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really?
That's what the doctor said to me.
About two weeks of care.
I brought you Dr. Roe University.
Anyways, that's the Adam Friedland show.
Thank you.
Have a good flight, bro.
Dina, I'll see you.
OK.
Good luck with the car.
Yeah, I think it's going to be easy.
OK.
You need to need to need to.
Hope you like this.