The Tim Dillon Show - 374 - A Christmas K-Hole
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Oh, ho, ho, Mary Christmas and happy new year from Santa Claus. And what is a great present
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And he's a good man.
I'm Santa Claus.
He's never done anything wrong.
He's gotten presents from me every year.
So I'm telling you to go and see him.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Tim Dylan show at his Christmas.
And we are so happy to be here for the final episode of the year.
And we are grateful and this will not be a good episode to listen to because you're not going to really hear anything and I'm not going to.
You know, this is going to be very difficult for me to speak.
Although I am, I guess I'm managing it. Now I have a beard celebrating Santa Claus celebrating old St. Nick. Let's see how I
look. Does it look okay? Yeah, this is good. You know, it's kind of gone. My nose is gone,
but that's okay. That's okay. Santa, Santa, would Santa, if Santa were alive today, would he support what's going on in
Gaza? Or would he not? That's the question. But thank God he's dead. Thank God
Santa's dead. So he doesn't have to see what is happening right now in the
world. He doesn't have to face the nightmare that other people do. Santa
Claus doesn't have to wake up and read that Matthew
Perry died from a ketamine overdose in his hot tub. Santa doesn't have to read that with
misclos while they have breakfast. They have, um, I don't know what they'd eat for breakfast.
A porridge or an oatmeal, but Santa doesn't have to say, oh, oh, oh, get me some oatmeal.
How did Matthew Perry die?
Oh, it was ketamine overdose in his hot tub, Miss Claus.
And then Miss Claus goes, well, a lot of the elves
have been going for that ketamine therapy
to kind of relive their past traumas and try to get to the other side of them.
And he goes, well, I will. That just seems like they're using drugs. Matthew Perry died in his hot
tub from ketamine. And Santa doesn't have to live it because he's gone. There is no Santa Claus. And if there was, he'd be a guest at what's going on right now.
He would have assumed much like I did because Matthew Perry had a drug addiction for a very long time.
And it ate away a lot of his liver. I think he was doing like 46, I can in a day.
That's what I thought it was. I just thought it was just one of those things.
Unfortunately, it's not one of those things.
It was a ketamine overdose in his hot tub,
which sucks.
Well, vikin in, he was using vikin in,
he was taking up to 55 vikin' in a day.
And that does a number on your liver.
That's what I thought it was, but it was an overdose of ketamine.
Ketamine is the new it, drug, and Hollywood like ozempic.
Ozempic is the shot you take to make you less fat.
Ketamine is something else.
It's a drug which I used to do when I was doing drugs.
We called it special K. We did it with ecstasy,
which is now called Molly.
But it's a drug that is supposed to
re-align the pathways in your brain and everyone here's
always doing that.
It's always realigning the pathways in their brain, they're taking ayahuasca, they're
on ketamine all the time.
This is everyone in LA that you speak to.
They go, I have to realign my neural pathways because reality is too bleak.
That's really what it comes day go.
I can't deal with the reality of what's going on.
I need my brain.
This is gonna be tough.
Beard breathing in here.
It's hard to breathe with the beard on
because I have a Santa beard on.
How did I, you know, I used to do this.
You know, I was a, I was a Santa
who tried to sign people up for Obamacare.
No way.
Years ago, this is true.
I was a Santa.
A little breather, my,
fucker, God.
I have this cold sore.
That's also why this kind of is nice to have.
I was a Santa who signed people up for Obamacare.
I would go into bad neighborhoods and I would sign a poor, low income people up for Obamacare.
Dressed at Santa Claus and it was a job that I did.
And it was a job that I did to supplement the money
while I was earning money to learn
how to be a stand-up comedian.
And it was not a bad gig.
It was not a great gig
because you would be in bad areas
and poor people are very depressing around the holidays.
It's true, they're always getting shot
or what I mean, they're just depressing people over the holidays.
Holidays are really for, you know, it's really, it's better to have rich people or rich family and
friends over the holidays because, you know, holidays are for them. You know, like the poor people
are always getting shot or sick, are they working shifts and they're complaining all the time.
And that's not, you know, it's neither here nor there,
but that's why the job was tough
because they would always say, you know,
rich people around the holidays,
they're just wearing coats and going to church
and having these feasts.
So when I was a Santa in a poor neighborhood,
and I was poor, and everybody I'm talking to was poor. Nobody's happy.
We're all broke. They're asking me questions about healthcare. I didn't sign up for a bomb. I don't
know. I don't know what's going on. I'm just sitting in a truck just to Santa and they're telling me
about problems that they have. I have problem. It wasn't a good time in my life.
But I can't even remember,
I'm like, how did I fucking do this?
With the beard, it's terrible.
It really irritates you.
At one time, and I talked about this on the pod,
there was, I did it at a Spanish chicken restaurant.
I don't know what I, where it was.
It was on Long Island.
And there was a big chicken and Santa.
They had a big chicken and everybody wanted photos with me.
Nobody wanted photos with a chicken.
The chicken was dressed like a chicken.
He was very upset about that.
He was also signing up people for Obamacare.
What, what the government did to get...
Nobody told true.
What the government did to get low income people in Obamacare
was they sent out like characters,
whether it was like me, a Santa,
or a chicken or like the Kool-Aid guy,
they sent them out
into the streets.
I'm not even kidding.
You can look this up and it's probably not a bad idea.
They sent like characters out into the, they sent out like SpongeBob to try to get people
to sign up for Obamacare because, you know, people don't like doctors, right?
They get creeped out by doctors.
They're creeped out by people that are wearing suits,
but like if Clifford the big red dog or SpongeBob
or, you know, I don't know, Paw Patrol goes out
and goes, hey, do you want a health insurance?
You might be more amenable to it.
I don't know. But there were, that was like a strategy that they had.
Back to Matthew Perry, I got to, I got to take this beard off. It's the cold
source, not that bad. It's, it's, I can't deal with this or hurting my face to a point
where I can't even deal with it.
Matthew Perry RIP, very sad.
We obviously do not, we're not making light of his death.
But here's what we were saying about this ketamine
because everybody's doing this now.
And I, as somebody who is a ex addict,
I think maybe it's not a good idea.
Maybe it's not a good idea, but maybe it is.
I don't know, but a lot of people
are taking ketamine under the supervision of a doctor.
They're going to a clinic, and I don't know,
I guess this can help with PTSD.
Yeah.
You know, for people that have come back from war, but it seems to be abused.
People seem to be abusing it.
Like I know a lot of people who do it and I go, the last thing you need to do is go and
get shot up with ketamine in a clinic.
You need something else.
You don't need to do ketamine in a clinic.
That's not what it's for.
Iawasca is not for you having a better career.
That's not what it's for.
That's not what the inkins intended.
That's not what the Mayans, whoever, fight, I don't even care or no.
The ancient cultures that used ayahuasca
as a spiritual experience were not intending it to be used
so that you could figure out how to get on Netflix.
There's no way, there's no possible way.
That's the intention of ayahuasca. There's no way. There's no way that you
were supposed to go into hyperspace and ask the aliens, the entities or for career advice.
There's no way. It's all been completely perverted by people that are in this town.
Want to just figure out how to make life more about themselves.
As if it's not already about them say,
I want to make it more about themselves somehow.
Somehow, some way they go,
enough of life, it isn't about me.
Let me really focus, let me take three days,
let me go to Peru, let me me vomit and let me realize that all my
fears are just they're not real. They're holding me back and listen again, this would be great. If the end
goal wasn't to you know, snag a roll on Ginny and Georgia. Like if you were really evolving as a human being,
you would leave, you would move, you would leave.
If Iawasco worked, you'd come back to LA,
walk into your house, burn it down, light it on fire
and leave the state forever if IawASKA were, but whatever professional grade
Iowa and I don't know who these shamans are, these con artists that are calling themselves
shamans. People are drinking this stuff all every to three weeks or on I OASKA and they're
more fucked than they've ever been on I OASaska. I don't get it.
And now people are dropping dead in their hot tubs of ketamine.
Everyone's like, no, it's good.
It's the rewires, the neural pathways, and the brain.
And because it's a lot to take, it's a lot to take
when all of the big studios go,
we want a future without humans.
We want a post human future. It's a lot to
take. People go fuck. I got to take some eye loss, get a handle that. I got to take a little
ketamine to handle that. So that's what the studios did. They just said, hey, I talked to
some of these people during this strike. And they were very clear about what they want.
They want a post human future on earth. That's all they want. they were very clear about what they want. They want a post human future on earth.
That's all they want.
They're very clear about it.
They want a post human future on earth.
That's what they want.
That's what they want.
They don't want human beings anymore.
And that's tough to hear because everybody's having the wrong fight.
Everybody's like, you're paying me $30.
I want 35.
It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't want you to exist.
We want you gone.
We want you out.
We want to do things completely AI generated.
We don't want you at all.
It's hard to hear.
It's hard to hear.
That's why everybody's got to go take a ayahuasca.
They got into ketamine.
One of these writers, a guy at the Hollywood reporter,
went to do ketamine and flipped out,
which is a kind of a funny article.
When ketamine therapy visit goes horribly wrong.
So what this guy did,
and this guy sounds kind of like a pussy
who can't handle his drugs.
Now, that doesn't mean that this ketamine fad is good.
I know a lot of people that are doing this
ain't not a one of them in a place mentally
that you should be.
Ain't not a one.
Not a one of those people walking around doing ketamine
that I know and the tens of dozens of people
I know doing ketamine are in a good place all the time.
I sought help from a ketamine clinic like Matthew Perry,
odd way to start.
It's an interesting way to start the article, huh?
I sought help from a ketamine clinic like Matthew Perry. Things went wrong.
What happened was the scariest experience of my life. Here's what happened. The guy goes in the room.
You know, listen to this. I was probably always going to get around to try and ketamine therapy,
which I did two
years ago.
I had read all the things, how the animal tranquilizer and party drug can work wonders
for treatment, resistant depression, how it can reset your brain.
There it is again.
How ketamine's unique, disassociative effect allows the user to take a step back.
Get off their hamster wheel of ego driven thinking. By the way,
everyone I know on this stuff, it's, they're the, they're the most ego maniacal people I've ever met in my life. All of the people on this, by the way, without exception. It's completely
about their, all the time about them.
Everybody I know who does this stuff,
it never starts to sentence with any other except I,
all of them.
So I love this idea that it's,
we're trying to get rid of your ego with this.
In the, in LA,
that's where we're trying to get rid of the ego.
Is that why these people are doing all of this? Cause they're ego, they trying to get rid of the ego. Is that why these people are doing all of this?
Cause they're ego, they want to get rid of their ego?
No, they want to help themselves get more things somehow.
They think this leads to them getting more famous.
That's why they're doing it because they want to get out of their own way.
Cause people keep telling them, hey man, everyone hates you.
You come into the Christmas party drunk,
you try to fuck someone's wife,
you're not focused, you suck.
And that's why you're not succeeding.
You should do ketamine and figure out why you act
like an asshole all the time.
So that's the group of people that are doing this.
The people are like, yeah, can
you do ketamine and stop trying to fuck my wife all the time? You scumbag and they go,
I got to reset my brain because everyone's telling them to everyone's telling me I got
to reset my brain. I have to stop doing coke and trying to rape children in LA. So they go, I'm gonna go get a ketamine treatment.
So listen, I showed up for my appointment,
filled out forms, signed a waiver,
and was ushered to a small dim room
with blinds in the windows.
The room center place, center piece was a cushy faux leather
recliner that faced an LED TV that was mounted high
on the wall. Next to the chair was an IV stand, the technician was a cushy faux leather recliner that faced an LED TV that was mounted high on the wall.
Next to the chair was an IV stand, the technician was a young woman. Let's call her Sarah.
It was unclear if she had any medical credentials. Credentials. I'll stop you there, buddy.
She didn't probably. But she had this. I'm just going through the motions. Did you want to order
any appetizers? Casualness made me think not. So she's basically the ketamine
Do you want to order any appetizers casualness made me think not? So she's basically the ketamine waitress and so she gives them ketamine and he goes,
I felt confused.
Why was I here again?
I started to feel like I wasn't entirely in the room or was I in the room and then I wasn't.
Did you give me the drug already?
So he flips out.
He has a bad trip if you want to call it that.
He's doesn't know what's going on. It's unfortunate. He gets paranoid
The room was gone. I was gone typically when you take a drug you experience reality differently you feel good or bad
What you're seeing might not be accurate, but you were still you you know this was different
I was unconscious technically, but in a void. It's a K-Hall K-Hall I've been in a K-Hall
I was 14 you're in a void, it's a K hall, K hall. I've been in a K hall.
I was 14. You're in a cake. You're doing drugs. Drone with these peat. You're doing
dread drugs. These crazy people, people taking credit. I'm now like you put heroin in a smoothie.
It's a heroin still. You're doing drugs. They, I don't understand what these people think's going to happen because
a nurse gives it to you. They killed Michael Jackson. They kill all of these people. They will
give you anything you want. If you have the money, they'll give you anything you want. They
don't know if you need this therapy or not. They don't care. You're doing drugs. And listen,
I'm not a moralist in this regard. I don't think you should hurt other people, but if you get, you know, something out of
this positively great, but it's a drug.
People get to all kinds of altered states of consciousness, all kinds of ways fasting,
meditation, all kinds of other ways.
This is the shortcut.
You're pulling up in a valley
and strip mall, you're sitting down, you're getting an IV while you're in a lazy boy,
that's a shortcut to the altered states of reality you're trying to get to. It's a drug.
All these people are like, I had no idea what's going on. I just sat down and they shot
me up with a drug and then I was high. What's that?
This was such a disassociative state that I was disassociated from everything that I
ever knew existed. I was in space, but not outer space. What horrible, by the way, what horrible
writing, what terrible writing. I was in space, but not outer space. Nothing so neatly familiar
as that. There were colors, jungle greens and browns. Well, that's what he doesn't like.
The browns jungle greens and browns. Hey, watch out, buddy. I think the drug starting
to work. You're getting a little honest. All these jungle people. I didn't know what
was going on. There was that hard noise, that blurring matrix phone.
I had taken a fistful of red pill.
It's so bad.
The writing this article is so terrible.
It's so terrible.
I don't know if I even believe this person did it.
I don't know.
But this is what my recurring thought was,
I'm dead and this is hell forever.
That's everybody that has a bad trap.
It's so cliche.
It's such a cliche.
This is like anyone who read any of those bad trip reports
and wrote about them and just took this.
I was in that room for about 90 minutes,
but that feels like lying
because I know I was in that void for days.
See, this is like, I don't even know if this happened.
Like, I don't even know if this happened or if this person just took all these bad,
like trip reports, there used to be this website.
I forget what it was called, but it was a website and people used to write about their experiences
with drugs. Don't look for it. It doesn't matter.
People will know who we're listening to the show what it was.
And people would write about their experiences with DMT or other drugs.
And all of these are the most cliche things to say.
And it might, that might be the case that they just happen so frequently to people
that they all
describe them the same way.
I don't know.
But this idea that like ketamine therapy is going to help all the people that want it
is crazy.
It's crazy.
It's not true.
It's a drug.
And it might work for you.
And less in psychedelic therapies might be good.
There's a lot of evidence that these things are gonna help, right?
Military people, I'm not discounting all of this stuff.
I'm just going always, the only thing I can do is talk
about personal experience.
All I can do is talk about the scores of people I know
in Los Angeles on these things.
And people claim that there's benefits,
but then I know a lot of these people
and it doesn't seem that beneficial.
So then they contacted them, they go,
you need more ketamine, you should come back.
You should come back.
And can anyone get this?
Can I just go in?
Can anyone go in and get ketamine therapy? Do you need a note from your doctor?
You need a note?
No.
You don't need a note.
I don't even need a note.
I could just go in and get ketamine, shot up.
Yeah, K-hole, yeah.
I could just go do that.
That's what we're at.
Nice.
Okay, sure.
I mean, listen, people are gonna get mad at me for this.
When I told people
not to smoke pot in their 30s, it was the most controversial episode I ever did. People
were so angry. I said, Marwanis, for your teenage years, as you get older, you should use it
very sparingly. And people got so angry with me. They, they, they, they boiled over in a
rage as people often do what I'm right, which I usually am.
And I feel the same way about this shit.
It's like, are the people that really,
are they utilizing it in an appropriate way?
Are these people, is this,
is this being utilized in an appropriate way?
Or a lot of people going in there with no clue
what's going on and leaving with somehow less of with no clue what's going on and leaving with
somehow less of a clue of what's going on. And listen, I get it. People are happy
and I mean, it is a therapy and disconnecting from the world with a drug.
Now, maybe it can treat other things
and it might be able to.
But it's just fun, there's this,
it's not like the idea per se is wrong.
It's the application of it.
The application that anyone can just walk in a room and do ketamine and then as much
as they want and then follow their own plan seems stupid.
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the space, a lot of them have merged. Viacom merged with CBS. Warner Brothers and Discovery
merged Fox and Disney merged. And with all these, they all want each other's assets,
they all wanna make these massive conglomerates,
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This isn't like a huge generator of cash flow
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they're it's all dying industries. I mean, the streaming stuff is one thing and that's
clearly the future, but cables done. People are cutting cords. No one's going back to cable
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there's some gold nuggets in the shit that people care about.
But for the most part, it's just, it's dead and dying, dead and
dying. No one's going back. That's the thing. It's like, you're never going to, no one's
going to care about the Academy Awards again, ever. No one's going to care about the Emmy
Awards again, ever. No one's going to care. It's no red carpet. It's not coming back. I
don't care what it doesn't matter. And my neighborhood in LA, these dumb little buses
saw off the tops and they drive people around
and point out what, I don't even know what.
They try to point out celebrities or where the fuck they live.
No one cares.
The only two people that people even recognize
in this town are those midgets from the real estate show
selling sunset.
And like Cruz, you got to be the biggest celebrity those midgets from real estate show selling sunset.
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Those are the only people that anyone realize, like recognizes.
I've been in restaurants with those midgets walking
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They're the midgets.
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Those are the only people that are recognized here.
No one cares about any one of these people
When I pass these buses on the way to my house. It's always a confused Indian guy
Sitting in the back. He doesn't quite know what's going on
It's like a lovely black couple from Tampa who are just they're trying to wear it's Jay-Z
We know he just bought so where is where is it beyond saying Jay Z? They pray they're asking the guy. He's like, they're in Malibu. They
bought something that looks like a community college library. Oh, we can see
that on the door. We can. It's an hour away. Oh, all right. So they're slightly
disappointed that it's just a young kid with his family from Belgium or
something. They don't know what the hell's going on. They're all in jackets because it's cold and rainy here. They were sold this lie. They
spill the goods. That it's like a pretty and it's always beautiful and sunny and none of
them really know what they're doing there. They're all confused and they just point a point
and you can't see any of the houses. They pointed to this canyon. They go, they just
pointed to this void. It's actually very kind of poetic and appropriate.
They pointed to a, like in New York, when I was a tour guide, we pointed a building, Chrysler
building.
This is where they did, hey, ground zero, where they did the thing.
We always had an exact point.
In LA, you just point to avoid a big canyon where there's just big mansions all around and you go
Mark Walberg and then the Indian guy goes who not to buy it? You go
Mark Walberg. Oh, yes, yes
Mark Walberg and then he turns around to his friend they nod
But there's nothing there's nothing left
There's there's nothing to see
so all of these mergers at the end of the day,
they will not stem the tide of the inevitable destruction
of the entire business.
The entire business is over.
Sorry to my agents and managers who are lovely people,
but the entire business is going to end,
maybe not tomorrow, but it
is already over.
It is already dead.
Someone made a good point the other day, Aquafina just doesn't have a black scent anymore.
We all knew she was a rapper.
Aquafina had a black scent.
Go see that Asian movie, the, the,, whatever that crazy Reaching, it was lovely.
I enjoyed it, people didn't like it, but I liked it.
The black sand is so severe in crazy Reachingions
that even a man such as myself
who does not get offended at such things was like,
oh my God, there's a scene where she's like,
bark, bark, bitches, bitches, bark bark bitches.
It's so late on so thick.
But now she's just like,
hello, I am awkward with it.
And she doesn't have a black shit.
And we all supposed to forget that she had a black shit.
This is why Hollywood doesn't work anymore.
I'm not gonna live in a post-Aquifina black-scent world.
That's not gonna happen.
It's not gonna happen.
I won't do it. I won't do it.
I refuse to do it.
I will not think of aquafina as someone that speaks normally.
Her whole thing was being like,
Mark, Mark bitches.
And now we just pretend it doesn't.
We pretend that it never happened.
It's not coming back.
So they can merge all of these things and it's big daddy's ass, our friend David's ass love, we pretend that it never happened. It's not coming back.
So they can merge all of these things
and it's big daddy's ass,
our friend David's ass love,
who just want,
and by the way, God love this man,
all he wants to do,
and people get so mad at this man,
all he's trying to do
is build a company so big
that no one really knows why it's failing.
That's all these guys are looking at it.
They just wanna build a company that's so big,
that no one get, there's what they call
a diffusion of responsibility.
Google that.
Diffusion of responsibility.
What that means is that no one really knows what's going on.
Nobody knows who to blame. means is that no one really knows what's going on.
Nobody knows who to blame.
Diffusion of responsibility is a sociopsychological phenomenon,
whereby a person is less likely to take responsibility for action or inaction, when other bystanders
or witnesses are present.
Considered a form of attribution.
The individual assumes that others either are responsible for taking action or have already
done so.
By making these companies as big, as humanly possible, no one can really know why they've
all failed.
It's just like, you know, the marvels failed.
That movie they did because I think
people have had enough finally, finally, after 15 years, I think adults in our country,
and maybe maybe this is the good side of ketamine therapy. Adults don't want to watch people
in costumes at the moment at the moment. They're not going out the way they used to to see
the marvel movies. And, you know, I mean,
nobody just nobody will tell you why it's fit. Well, it's COVID and when it was being made,
we weren't really checking in on it. And then there's the economy. And then there's the,
it's a diffusion of responsibility. And this is what big daddies as wants.
Let's make it so big. Let's get paramount, paramount plus get yellow stone. We'll merge
it with Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers is a little bigger than paramount, but let's smash
them together. Let's make this motherfucker. They know the only way they're going to survive
is by being too big to fail because the, the, it is written. It is written in the prophecy here. We are, it's done. We know that.
We know that and we know that the only way to fight back is to create these massive behemoths.
What are, what are the banks do? What are the banks do, by the way? The banks became so big
that they could do whatever they wanted and the government had to
keep bailing them out.
And the bet, what are you going to tell Chase?
You're going to tell Chase?
They're going to fuck you.
So what?
They're a little insider trading.
So what?
They keep, it doesn't matter.
Pay the deal.
Pay the fine.
They pay the fine.
Goldman Sachs and the Treasury Department is a revolving door. They
just go to Goldman, work for a little bit, make a little money, buy a couple of houses
and go to the Treasury Department and make laws that are good for Goldman Sachs. All of these
other Hollywood companies, like, yeah, we get this. We understand we need the government
on our side to allow us to merge and create these very, very big institutions that are
too big to fail. We can kind of do whatever we want.
We tell everybody fuck off.
So everybody fuck off.
It's going to be so big and people are going to go like, oh my God, a lot of what they're
making is terrible.
How are they even in business?
I'm like, because they own it all, they own it all.
They just put the Brooklyn bridge, they're going to own everything.
NBC Universe alone theme parks, television stations, stream, a movie studio.
Like, you know, they make money all over the place.
And they're not relying on anyone's stream of rent.
They don't care if you don't watch the thing.
They don't care.
They have theme parks making money, which will allow them to indulge this creepy obsession they have with social justice.
They'll be able to do Emmett Till on ice, you know. It'll just be, that's what they'll be able to do. And everyone will go,
well, that doesn't seem fun. Who's going to see Emmett Till on ice? That seems odd. That's not holiday. That's not at all.
That's not a holiday ice campaigns.
You go, no, no, no, no.
That's important.
That's important.
And the reason that they're able to do Emmett Till on ice,
the whole story, is because the company is so fucking big
that they'll put at a yellow stone every now and then
or they'll buy something else.
So that's where it's at here.
Everybody, the only way to survive is to get so big, so big, and they're going to fire
people when they merge, which they might, I don't know if they will, but that's what they
want to do.
They want to merge.
They want to get rid of a lot of people, and the company is going to get bigger, they're
buying, they want assets, They don't care about the people
They just want the things you want the mission impossible. They want the things you have
You know they'll get all those assets the people watch the people like the people enjoy and then they get rid of all the people
They could get out of here get get out of here fired
Thank you. We're so excited about this murder.
Now get the fuck out.
You have till five o'clock, Chuck, look at me.
You have till five o'clock today to clean out your fucking desk
and get outta here.
You better go to the ketamine lounge.
You better go drive over to the ketamine thing
and get your head right.
We sit your head, Chuck, you're done.
We want mission impossible.
We don't want Chuck at bar amount.
We want mission impossible. Now don't want chocolate bar amount.
We want mission impossible.
Now go get the ketamine therapy.
That's what's gonna happen.
That's what's gonna happen.
Then all the people that look at this
and operate as I do on the outside of this
are just we're just going to watch it and observe it.
We're going to watch it and observe it
with a keen interest.
And we go, huh, huh, interesting.
And I know people that work in these things that will chat occasionally about stuff.
And I don't know if they think I'm wrong.
They probably don't.
They might disagree.
At the end of Q3, Paramount Global reported long-term debt of 15.6 billion considerably less
in Warner Brothers whose debt loads stood
at 43 billion.
See, that's the thing now.
If we go wheel 43 billion, you owe 15.
Let's get together.
This is why couples, by the way, with debt, like people say that's not good when a couple
has debt, actually, it's only if one person has dead and the other person doesn't, it creates resentment.
If both people are dirt bags as my parents were,
it works fine.
It actually works better.
If both people owe a lot of money,
they're able to shirk that responsibility together.
It's actually a kind of nice life.
You're dodging people all the time together. It's actually a kind of nice life. You're dodging people all the time together.
You don't answer the phone, you don't open the mail, you have a PO box if possible. So you
can get presents with that debt collector. You know, you're constantly anybody who just
calls your name and public, even if it means your table at Applebee's is ready, you think they're a process server and they serve you with a judgment.
But if two people have dead, it's actually nice.
Discovery is the bigger fish with a market cap of 28 billion.
Paramount has 10.3 billion.
So they want, let's merge it.
On the flip side, Warner Brothers Discovery, big daddy's ass would acquire top tier properties
from Paramount Pictures, like Terminator, Transformers, Mission Impossible, Top Gun, acquired
place, Ninja Turtles, Godfather, Paranormal Activity, Scream, Star Trek, Warner Brothers.
Warner Brothers pictures, stable, include the DC Extended Universe Harry Potter
and Lord of the Rings.
They bring a little to the table as well.
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The other thing that's really rattled the town
is the Israel-Gaza Palestine question.
People are these killeds, the writers guild and sag people gotten these big fights at
CAAH and almost lost her job.
UTA drop Susan Sarand and they fired the chick from scream.
Oh, yeah.
The thing it's, it's, you know, it's contentious out here.
Melissa Barara fired from scream seven, then General Ortega left from Wednesday.
She left scream.
I don't know why that was, but General Ortega was, you know, probably like, hey, man,
let me get out of here.
This is getting hot.
This is getting a little hot. So the inability, it's harder and harder now to get people on the same page about anything.
It's just difficult.
There used to be a way to get people on the same page.
And it was called sexual blackmail.
And it really worked.
It really, really worked.
You would photograph or videotape people having sex with underage people.
And then that would be used against them.
That was really, really an important component of getting people on.
That was how we built team building.
It's a team building.
It's a team building exercise, isn't it? Roll in it together, team building.
Here's the file.
Here's a flash drive.
What do you think?
Right, right, right, you're with us.
That's what it used to be, blackmail.
Blackmail.
That's how it was done.
People are like, how was the, how did it used to be done blackmail
That was it
That's true
People were gay and people said we'll pretend you're not gay
But you have to no matter what you got to say exactly what we want you to say or we're gonna talk about you sucking cock
You go oh fuck okay
Or you were a pito, or you were a junkie.
Go, we know you're a junkie.
We're gonna tell everyone you're a junkie.
Or you say what we want you to say,
we drive the coke right to the house.
Which would you rather?
What would you rather?
This would have never had,
they would have never had a bitch at
a top of tear actress popping off.
Rarely did that happen, rarely.
They had control.
It was, it was a town based on control,
it was a system based on control.
Here's what you get, you get sex, you get drugs,
you get, you get all these things, you get money,
but you can't, you gotta go along with the thing.
Whatever the thing is,
whatever the thing happens to be,
it is what it is.
We'll give it to you, huh?
But you gotta, now no one can control anybody else.
It's chaos out here, it's chaos.
People are popping off and saying things.
Not good. People are popping off and saying things.
Not good. They're saying things that they feel they're going,
I don't know.
It does seem like a lot of civilians
and people are like, shut up!
But you can't get people to go,
you can't put it back in the box.
This is why this town is over for good.
You can't put it back in the box.
Sociopathy isn't new and it's not rare.
But for a while, at least in California, it was a top down
para military structure where the people who were, let's say, the biggest sociopaths,
the Weinstein's, people like that, were able to control the smaller, less successful sociopaths.
But see, now we've raised an entire generation of sociopaths who do not need big pop
associate path. We've raised an entire group of people that believe they
should be famous. All these kids on the internet go, I should be famous. For what?
Who knows? Doesn't matter. I should be famous because we've raised them to
believe that fame in and of itself had value. It wasn't about talent.
It wasn't about doing anything. It wasn't about the craft of anything. It was about fame,
in and of itself, fame and money. That's what you should get. Fame, fame leads to money,
money leads to fame. So they don't need these big institutions anymore. They can go out and
do it themselves. They have the ingredients. They have their phone.
They have a MacBook.
They don't need the system, the old system
where they would lock them up in a castle on the hill
and go, we have the horse and the blow.
You just have to say everything we want you to say.
You can't deviate.
You cannot deviate. We're gonna put you on a morning show and we need you to say. You can't deviate. You cannot deviate. We're going to put you on a
morning show and we need you to say whatever. You got to stand next to Hillary Clinton and clap
awkwardly while the 10,000 maniacs play that song. These are days. These are days to remember.
That's what it was. So there's no coming back here. And that doesn't, you know, that depresses people,
not me, I don't care.
I don't care.
It's a good a town as any to be destroyed.
There's nothing wrong with that.
We need things to die in order for things to live.
There's nothing wrong with that either.
But this is why it's happening.
And then the people that are left here are on ketamine
in a valley, they're sitting in a chair being shot up with drugs.
Or they're going to Peru to drink ayahuasca because they cannot just admit that it's not
coming back.
It's not.
Jorogan killed it.
He took, he killed it.
My episode with him is out by the way.
The Jorogan experience, if you want to watch
that.
There is just, there is a lot here to be thankful for because it is the holiday.
This is our final episode before the new year.
There is a lot to be thankful for.
There is truly a lot to be thankful for. We are entering a time of utter chaos.
2024 is going to be one of the most chaotic years, probably in history.
It will be the third election I'll cover on this show.
I covered Trump, covered Biden, covering maybe Trump again.
It's going to be utter chaos.
I don't think any of us are quite ready for it. It'll be very
interesting to see how this takes shape. Colorado knocking Trump off the ballot saying he
cannot. He's not eligible to run. Other states like California are looking into it now going,
huh, what are we going to do? And what's making it all very interesting and this kind of ties in
and what we talked about before is that everybody's off the leash now for the most part, not everybody.
I mean, the media is still beholden to their paychecks. But you can't frame anything anymore the way you could have even five years ago.
It's everything is just out there.
And that's not always good.
But we're just heading into maybe the craziest year that anyone of us can picture, just
complete utter insanity across the board.
China, Taiwan, Russia, Ukraine, Israel, Palestine, the Biden family, Trump.
It's gonna get, it's gonna get fun and it might get ugly.
But the great, the thing you can be grateful for is that you're alive in the moment.
That's what you should be grateful for. I know that it's not's not a huge thing, but it is actually the only thing and the only thing
that you should care about.
You're alive in the moment to witness this, whatever it kind of will be.
A lot of people did not make it, you know, to this RIP to the lesbian, the barbecue person that used to make me brisket.
She's not here.
People leave.
People go.
But there are people that are still here with us and you are one of them.
So we appreciate that.
And I don't know what's going to happen in 2024.
I don't.
It seems like it could spill over.
They keep making movies.
By the way, Netflix just made this movie.
Leave the world behind and A24 is making this civil war movie. It's like, Hey, guys,
how about making a movie about things being, uh, being okay? How about that? How about
that? Why don't you get out of your comfort zone and make a movie about things that are
good? It's so hack right now. And I enjoyed to leave the world behind.
But as an overarching point, it is so hack right now to make a movie about society disintegrating.
Yeah, we get it.
We get it.
We're watching it.
Make something nice.
Make something nice again.
Make something about people that love each other.
Make something about a country that it's going to work. Stop making everything about that love each other. Make something about a country that it's gonna work.
Stop making everything about people killing each other.
We're getting enough of that.
That's coming.
We're gonna see that enough.
Escapism.
How about that?
Perhaps?
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We're on the road all the time, and we do appreciate you guys coming out.
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