The Tim Dillon Show - 380 - The Diaper Spa
Episode Date: February 3, 2024Tim dishes on an upcoming new artist, giving the country to Taylor Swift, a creepy New Hampshire business and a disturbing father & son moment. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncom...edy.com/ SPONSORS: Factor Use code: TimD50 at FACTORMEALS.com/timd50 To Get 50% Off! Manscaped Manscaped.com & use code 'TIMD' For 20% Off ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack
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I don't hate it. Is he white? This is a new artist I've come across, Justin
Moan, right? MOHN. He's a new artist, Justin Moan. I'm
lucky enough to be able to do what I do for a living. When I
find somebody who's an artist, I share what they're doing. Justin, M O H N, Moan. Really good. Play the other
one too. This is a, uh, an artist out of where is it? Pennsylvania? Yeah. Levittown,
Levittown, Pennsylvania. And it's someone that I think, I think this guy's coming up. I'm gonna say it right now.
I'm gonna go out on a limb.
I will go as far as to say this.
I think in the next year, he's gonna have,
you're gonna know more about him than you ever did.
Coming up soon.
You're not my son.
Why, mom?
Cause you're the one. Why, mom, cause you're the one
Why'd you go so far out of your way To try to kill me?
Mentally, hilly, hilly, outside of Filly, filly they tried to
Kill me, kill me, they drove through The hilly, hilly it may sound
Silly, silly, but really Spies, runner, cities
Reds and Colts, roaming freely, filthy sissy's tricky, tricky,
They knew the weakness of the killies, bad dogs never do for guilty,
They were for the piggy, piggy, make your head feeling dizzy.
I mean,
I'm tired of part of this family, or is everyone just tricking me The very talented Justin Moan
Coming out of Levittown, Pennsylvania
He's an artist, he's a composer, writer, singer
Triple threat, a guy, he's out of Levittown, Pennsylvania
Justin Moe.
Taylor Swift in the news, again, always all the time, Taylor Swift.
We can't get away and we wouldn't want to.
Why would we want to?
There's nothing to get away from.
We have it all.
We have love.
We have, you know, intrigue.
We have politics dating Travis Kelsey, the Super Bowl, there's sports,
you know.
I am at the point now where, you know, because now the scuttlebutt is that she's going to
one day soon endorse President Biden and the Trump people are figuring out how to counter that.
There's all these lurid conspiracies about what is happening behind the scenes.
So that's where we are. We're all fighting for the affection of Taylor Swift.
If you live in this country,
you must be blessed,
knighted, if you will, by Taylor Swift.
So then I guess the people that are,
the Trump people are going at her.
Risky move, it's a gambit because she's incredibly powerful. I think we give her the country, give her the country. Why have an
election? Give her the country. She's gotten to that point now. Give it to her stop. Let's stop pretending. This is a country
Give it to her how bad
Can she do?
The president's not really running it the guy Biden's not even awake in the meetings
The wife is sitting in the meetings bringing him back information. So at the end of the day
It's like how bad could Taylor Swift do just give it to her
Ask her knock Ask her,
knock on her door in one of her homes, and knock on her door and ask her if she has an
interest in being the president of the United States. And if she says no, compel her to be the president. But how about instead of endorsing Biden, run in his place, run, run
wheel. We don't care that you don't have any experience. It is of no interest to us. We
don't care. Just run in his place. And endorsement is wasting her capital.
Her social capital right now is so high
that in order to fully take advantage of it,
she must run.
She must run and announce it.
Go, I thought about it,
and I've decided that the best way to safeguard our democracy is if I run for president.
Let her do it.
Let her do it.
I don't care anymore.
If all, let her be the pre- if everyone's just going to talk about this woman every
day, all day, which is all anyone does, and now I'm doing it because I've noticed that
other people are doing it.
What am I going to talk about? You want me to talk about Greek
mythology? I'm noticing what's going on around me. What's going on around me is
it's endeavor ending all day every day discussion of this woman and who she
likes, who she doesn't like, who she thinks is going to be a good president.
likes who she doesn't like, who she thinks is going to be a good president. And what's her take on the Barbie Oscar snub? Has she weighed in, make her the leader of the country?
Why not? Oh, it seems to follow logically that if you have an unhealthy obsession with this person
that's rooted, I don't know in what,
but I, you know, in nostalgia and growing up with her
and her making you feel good
and the music evoking emotions, she's the greatest,
whatever, it's not true.
It's not true that she's the greatest entertainer.
It's beyond, it's not true, but it doesn't matter because
nothing matters. So make her the president. Make her the leader of the United States of America.
Let her fire nuclear weapons. Let her kill the Palestinians. Let her do it. You know why? Because we need somebody who can put a happy face on some of the policies that
people are having trouble with.
Let her write a song about Gaza as we bomb them into a smithereens, into a, you know, as we obliterate it, let her write a
song about it and how sad it is.
And people go, you know, Taylor wrote that song about as sad it is that they're being
bombed and they're dying.
I mean, why not?
It's, it's, it's an idea.
It's certainly an idea to have this lady just take it out,
just go, we're at this.
We are at the point now.
We are at the point very soon
where we're gonna just hand the country over to someone.
Someone.
We're just gonna give it to someone.
We're going to kind of say, we're just gonna continue to do what we do and you can have
it.
So before it's China, let it be her.
Let it be Taylor Swift.
I don't mind that.
I do not mind that at all.
She challenges Trump. She wins. And you know, it's just happy.
We then need, you know, just sit, we're singing songs. Everybody's in love with her. They're
happy. We'll still do everything we're doing. We'll ramp it up. It'll get worse. We will, okay, if Taylor Swift is our president, the things we will
do, the blood that will spill will be like nothing you've ever seen. And it'll be okay
because it'll be the most beloved figure on planet Earth. I wonder if she realizes how
much power she has. It's probably got to fuck her up. Realizing that she could sway presidential elections, you know, whatever she wants to
do. It's got to kind of make her go, wow, I had no idea, but she can. She is now the the most important figure in America right now,
Taylor Swift.
It's, that's it.
There's, this is, by the way,
this is not any type of exaggeration.
Taylor Swift at this moment in time
is the most important figure culturally in our country.
There's nobody, I don't know how this happened. important figure culturally in our country.
There's nobody, I don't know how this happened. It happened without my involvement or knowledge.
I'm just reacting to it and I'm going with it.
I'm going with it.
I'm going with it.
I'm asking you to deliver the country to her.
Give it to her now.
Give it to her.
I'm asking you to do it.
I'm asking you to do it, please.
So that there's a reason that I let her, Travis
Kelsey live in a White House and fire drone strikes at our enemies, the Houthis and all
these other, let them do it. Let have the CIA come in and say, Madam President. And
she'll say, call me Taylor. And that's her new album. Her new album is called call me
Taylor and Kara Swisher and the rest of these people
whose brains have been eaten.
Like fermented alcohol, just, you know what I mean?
Like a fruit rotting, their brains have gone.
They can all go, and you know what?
You know what the, you know why her new album
is called Call Me Taylor?
Because the CIA director came in to give her
a briefing, the presidential daily briefing,
the PDB. And you know, she just sat there and she was looking so smart. And she just looked at him
and she said, call me Taylor. And he was amazed by that because she doesn't even that. That's how
big she is. She doesn't even need the title. Do it. Give it to him. Give it to her. I will not
resist. I will not resist. I will cheerlead for her
Because we want to live in North Korea. We want it
With like all of our the we want our loyal are our this woman
our
Undying
Obsession with this woman
Proves that we really want to live in North Korea. Let's do it. Give
it to them. Give it to them. They want the people out there that you see on the Chick-fil-A
line that loops around and around and around and keeps going or the in and out line. It
goes back, blocks and blocks and blocks and blocks block the people that are sitting that they have the time to sit 45 minutes an hour and a half for shit food it's not
good it's not that good they have two hours to sit and wait for french fries
that by the by the time they get them will be cold because they've been
sitting there let give them what they want.
They want, they want God's,
and they want someone to worship.
They want someone to worship.
Give them Taylor Swift.
Give them Taylor, and then she can, you know,
she can really solve a lot of problems
that haven't been able to be solved yet. She can really solve a lot of problems that
haven't been able to be solved yet.
She can fall in and out of love with migrants and the country will react to the migrant crisis
based on who she's in love with.
So if she's in love with like a North African guy
who came over, it's like hot.
But if she dumps him, no migrants, then they get kicked the fuck out, which by the
way, Topeka Kansas, I love how bad they're doing.
They're, they're literally going, give us migrants.
Topeka Kansas is going, we've got nothing left.
The main industry that Topeka Kansas had was the God's God hates fags church. That was their main, but it was their main industry that Topeka Kansas had was the God's God hates fans church. That was their main, but it was their main industry. It really was.
Their main industry was like hate. That was their main thing. And they've got nothing left. So Topeka Kansas is basically telling migrants like, Hey, we're out here.
We've got nothing. This article came out, I guess it was in the Times or something where Topeka Kansas is literally advertising for migrants are going please.
Kansas Capital hopes to lure migrants with work all through the day. How great is it?
You're a migrant, you just got here. And they're like, what about Kansas? And even they know,
they're like, oh, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know about Kansas. While many American cities
are struggling with large
numbers of newly arrived migrants, Topeka is inviting anyone and everyone with permission
to work in the U.S., anyone and everyone. Like a lot of smaller cities, the Kansas
capital is grappling with near stagnant population growth, an unemployment rate well below the
national average, and an unemployment rate well below the national average and an unemployment rate well below the national average. According to city and economic development officials, finding people to fill it's roughly
60, 600 open jobs has been a struggle. So there are 6,600 jobs in Topeka, Kansas that People don't want to fill. They don't want to go.
For Topeka Mayor Michael Padilla,
a Democrat in a largely Republican state,
the effort to attract immigrants
along with Americans living in other cities
just made sense.
Because there are Topekas coming out
and going, if you are a fucked, that's Topeka Kansas.
And by the way, that could be a good, it's really not a bad way to attract people.
It's like, if you are fine, if it didn't work anywhere else, come here.
Did you fail in Austin?
Come to Topeka.
Did Miami not pan out?
Did you not ride the Bitcoin wave of Miami to Star Island.
It didn't work out.
You don't live next to Jared in Ivanka on Indian Creek Island.
Come on down to Topeka, Kansas working a food truck.
That's nice.
You serve a couple of burly lesbians to mention a lot of this every morning.
Come work at a food truck.
Put the hash brown in the burrito.
Thank you.
Come work at a food truck.
Learn all about Native American fry bread or whatever the fuck they serve.
Come down to Topeka, Kansas, live in hell.
And that's nothing wrong with that.
Come live in hell.
Come work the front desk at the Hilton in Topeka, Kansas.
You will wish you were back in fucking, you know, I don't even know where the hell a lot
of these people get Libya.
You'll be, you'll wanna go back to Libya
when you are standing and working
in the last remaining Pizza Hut in Topeka, Kansas,
serving the morbidly obese baseball team
at the high school, their fourth pizza in Topeka, Kansas.
Come on down.
Come on down to Topeka, Kansas, a hollowed out meth hell. And I, I
like Kansas. I'm not saying anything bad about them, really. I'm just stating facts
as to what's going on over there. Cities with something going on, they can't have all the
migrants in here. They just don't want it. They don't want it. New York's going, we can't
do it. Martha's Vineyard's like, hey man, we're on the small island.
We can't handle this. Topeka Kansas go,
we don't care what you did.
We don't care what you did in your country.
We don't care rape, murder, torch, come on down.
Work in a food truck, serve this burly lesbian,
a chili dog so she can go to her fucking shit job
working for the energy plant with Topeka Kansas.
Come down to Topeka Kansas.
Our biggest industry was Fred Phelps.
He's our national celebrity,
and our biggest industry was the God Hates Fakes Church.
It was our biggest.
Come on down to Topeka, and by the way,
this is where the migrants should have to go,
so they will stop coming eventually.
They'll go, oh, it's bad.
They'll go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it is not good.
It's not the movies. It's not the movies.
It is not the movies.
Have the migrants work at this new diaper cafe
that we're opening in Massachusetts.
Have the migrants work in the new diaper cafe
where adults who have a diaper fetish, a woman is,
and by the way, I can't, for example, open a restaurant.
I've been trying for so long,
but it's so difficult to get a restaurant off the ground.
Somehow this bitch has opened,
and I kid you not, a diaper spa.
She has a diaper spa in a tiny New Hampshire town.
So I can't open a restaurant
because of red tape and regulation,
but this bitch somehow can open a diaper spa
for perverts in a tiny little New Hampshire town.
A diaper spa to those of you who don't know,
if you're an idiot and you're like some type of prude,
an ABDL, an ABDL is an adult baby diaper lover.
Adult baby diaper lover.
It's a diverse community with various individuals
and their unique wants and needs, the owner said.
A news box catering to diaper wearing adults
who want to role play as young children,
and what could go wrong,
has opened in a small town in New Hampshire,
alarming some local writ.
Now by the way, how cheap is it to just
maybe that's where I should open a r- I mean this bitch can just open a diaper?
Colony? The diaper spa in Atkinson, New Hampshire says it is an age play friendly adult diaper spa.
I love the idea of this being someone's dream. You know, like she's like, well, one
day I always wanted to hang out my own shingle. Working for yourself is the American dream.
And I believed when I grew up, if I worked hard enough and I saved enough money and I
believed in myself, I could open up a place where adults who want to wear diapers and
pretend to be children could get off.
Because it is sexual.
This is clearly, she's like, it's a, I'll tell you my favorite line in this whole article
is coming up.
The spa is a safe judgment free zone.
Well, number one, of course.
Wait a minute, really?
The diaper spa is judgment free?
Yeah. I like how she just has to reiterate that.
She's like, don't worry, this ain't no country club.
We're not looking down on anybody here.
We're all in diapers.
It's a judgment-free zone.
By the way, that's how fucking cunt-y
everybody's gotten about everything
that she has to specify that.
This isn't one of those upscale diaper spas. We're
going to have a real laissez faire attitude. This is a judgment, a safe and judgment free
zone for visitors to pamper themselves with snacks, playtime, storytime, nap time, you take the migrants and you put them in the diaper spot.
They have to watch adults in diapers in New Hampshire, pretend to be babies.
You do this, you publicize it.
You, but I'm telling you right now, they will just go to Europe.
Just let them go to Paris.
We have in our country, and this is the great thing.
We have the means to solve
the migrant crisis. We have it. Bring the people in and give them jobs. Make them go
to Topeka, Kansas. Send them to a little town in New Hampshire to cradle and rock a
45-year-old pervert in a diaper. Do it!
The spa is a judgment-free zone.
And this is for people.
They're all regular adults.
And they wanted to play time, story time, nap time, cuddle time, changing time, changing time.
Let the mic...
Please God, please.
Let the migrants have to change a 37 year old adult. Let make the migrants
change the diapers of these people and then if the migrants stay, then they are citizens.
Oh, say can you see if the migrants
will change the diaper of our very, very, very, very sick
people that live here in New Hampshire.
If the migrants are willing to change the diapers
of these very healthy but very unhealthy people,
they should get to stay.
Playtime, nap time, cuddle time, changing time, coloring, nursery rhymes and sing-alongs!
Services
Advertise include, quote, adult baby diaper lover, nursery spa care at 300 an hour,
include, quote, adult baby diaper lover, nursery spa care at 300 an hour, virtual play dates at 200 an hour, and an all day premier spa experience for the little one inside of you
for 15 hunch.
1500!
In the summer, you can play with your water wings and floaties poolside, picnic under
a tree with your teddy bear, play marbles on the patio or swing
on the front porch swinging and serve tea to your dollies on the porch in the winter.
We can make snow angels build snowmen drink hot cocoa from beneath clouds of whipped cream
and sprinkles and decorate gingerbread men or sugar cookies. The spa's website advertises.
But now think of this. I'm very disappointed in these people in New Hampshire Some residents are not happy about this. Can you imagine that some residents are unhappy about this?
Some residents not that happy
It has a there's this is a little town. It has a
Population of about 7,000 people
Mother of three K. Legagher told the Eagle Tribune
that she is concerned because the spa
is close to a children's park and fears
that it caters to clients with a sexual fetish.
What do you mean, Kayla?
This is something that I will never be willing
to expose my kids to, so now we will no longer
be able to use that park.
Local resident, Mike Vigliata was against a spa
for similar reasons.
Can you imagine telling Mike Vigliata about this?
What's going on over there?
They're adults in diapers.
They're running around in diapers over there.
They're shitting in these diapers.
These sick fucks.
You gotta see where I'm living.
I'm living in this place. They
got a diapers. It's a spa, but it's for adults who wear these diapers and they
shit in them. I kid you not. Vinny, I'm telling you, from my hand to God,
there are people in here that are shitting in their diapers and people are cleaning up.
These sick fucks go in there. Vinny, they pay 300 an hour for this.
They put on a diaper, they sing the nursery rhymes.
He is Mike Vigliata.
I'm against this.
My name is Mike Vigliata.
Spot owner, Dr. Colleen Murphy.
This is my favorite.
She was all about trauma.
This is by the way, this word, trauma,
this is my favorite. She was all about trauma. This is by the way, this word trauma. This is my favorite one. You know PTSD trauma like this is going to be this one is going to be
hijacked and used for I mean you have no idea what's coming by the way the trauma it's
so funny it's like traumatic. This is trauma you're getting over the trauma. It's still funny, it's like traumatic.
This is trauma, you're getting over childhood trauma.
It helps them process whatever trauma it was. A lot of times it's childhood trauma
when they were in diapers or just getting out of diapers
and they wanna feel that safety that they had before it.
Listen to this, okay?
So there are people now that are upset with this.
So people are angry and they're trying to get this shut down or maybe it hasn't opened
yet.
They're trying to stop it from opening.
Okay?
So listen to this.
This is my favorite one.
This is my favorite one.
Okay, so this is the woman Murphy who's opening the diaper spa
One of the most common misconceptions about adult baby diaper lover
Is the association with pedophiles perverts and sex offenders. She told fox news. This is not true
And this is my favorite line. I have read in any article
So far she goes and I have never encountered anyone of that nature in my work
Really not one not one She goes, and I have never encountered anyone of that nature in my work. Really?
Not one!
Not one pervert ever!
They, while in, in a, whilst in a diaper, being, uh, rocked to sleep in your spa.
You've never encountered one pervert, not even one guy,
not even one guy in a diaper you thought pervert, not even one guy, not even one guy in a diaper
you thought was sus, not even one Murphy. It seems like you might be lying. I've never
even encountered that. I don't, not in my work or research, but this is a great point.
I mean, it's like, let's, this should be tough. Number one, don't shut this down. Make this
bigger. Make this bigger because we got a lot of migrants that need work
So do not shut this down. You need this needs to be this needs to be the size of like a football stadium
They'll be enough people to fill it. Don't worry about it
You remove the stigma get them all in there and the migrants you go welcome to America
I'll go down there three blocks away from where I am in New York City right now. I will take them right here.
Welcome to America.
Welcome to, do you want to work in a spa?
And they're going, yes, yes, we're going to a spa.
Good, good, get in the car.
We'll go right to the spa.
And it is, we tell them what it is.
Now they're not going to understand it because it comes from cultures that are not as advanced
as us with our adult diaper lover, baby, cuddle, cuddle, you know, with the rattle.
We're gonna say these are adults because of their trauma,
because of their trauma.
What's your name, Inez?
These are, Inez, let me explain to you
what you'll be doing.
You're going to be changing diapers.
Oh, that's good. You love children.
You have a few.
Okay.
C.I.N.S., let me just break it down a little bit for you because I know you come from a
very simple culture where people just, the only people who wear diapers are babies, right?
And El Salvador, pretty much.
Right.
Or very old people.
I understand.
Right.
Right, I know.
Well, we've got something else going
on. That's a little different, but I know you're excited to be here and you're a team
player. So we just want to let you know that you're going to be serving a very important
vital function for adults who are processing their trauma by wearing diapers and shitting
in them. Okay. While you rock them to sleep and tell
them nursery rhymes.
Yeah, do you know Little Bo Peep?
Can you imagine that?
You just got to America.
You imagine this?
You're coming from like San Pedro Sula in Honduras or something, right?
You just get to America, okay?
You're looking at a guy that looks like me in a diaper. Who'd your shit in it? And you're
reading him little bo peep. And you're reading him little bo peep. And you got to think to yourself, how bad was it? How bad was it
in Venezuela? You start thinking yourself, did I have to eat every day? Maybe I was being
a little bit ridiculous here. You know, like maybe that three day a week where we ate three
days a week was actually fine. It's intermittent fasting. I mean, that's all the rage. You
know, if you're looking at a guy like me and a diaper and you're reading me a nursery
rhyme and I have like a, uh, what do they call them? The nookie? What do they call
the thing? Oh, Binky. Is it a cold Binky? But what's the real name for it? Um,
the thing that babies have my God, son's over it now. He's three.
You don't have them anymore at that age. Passifier. Passifier. Yeah.
So if I have a pacifier in my mouth and you're
reading me, I don't know what's another one. There's a little bo pee, but what's another
one? That's not a nursery rhyme. Kat in the hatch. That's a Humpty Dumpty. You're reading
me Humpty Dumpty and I'm there in my diaper and I've got a pacifier in my mouth. I'm looking at you and you're from Venezuela or Honduras or any of these places.
You got it in your head.
Can you imagine like the first call you have with your family back home?
Like the first call you have, you go, oh.
How is America?
How is America? Oh. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
How is America?
How is America, you go?
Oh.
It's got real problems here.
I want to hear little Bo Peep again.
They go, they're a grown man in diapers
and I have to change them
and I have to read them nursery rhymes and
then we have music and what else did it say it's like you can have hot cocoa
under the stars yeah there's nap time there's nap time yeah nap time what else
we got nap time all the different things anything a child making snow angels hot
cocoa decorate gingerbread men why it says you can just you can relieve yourself at will and your diaper too.
Oh, well, that's the point of the diaper.
Well, that's the core.
I mean, that's, by the way,
they don't even have to say that.
No, they don't even have to say that.
You're in a diaper, you're going to use the,
how crazy would it be to wear a diaper and use the,
can you imagine that guy who's like,
no, I'm into the diaper play,
but I don't want to take it that far. It's like, Phil, will you stop going to the bathroom?
Just shit in your diaper. Phil, it feels like you're not comfortable enough for leaving
yourself in your diaper. You keep using the bathroom. Yeah. Well, I just, you know, don't
like this mouth. Phil, Phil, I just want to see these migrants because you got to prove
here's the deal.
I'm not against the people that come to this country for better opportunities in a better life, but they have to prove they have to prove it.
And working at the diaper spa is the best way or living in Topeka.
They all decide to go to the diaper spot.
They go to Topeka for five minutes ago.
We'll go to diaper spot.
Thank you. We'll go to diaper spot.
But it's a way to prove,
you have to prove your loyalty now
to live in this superpower.
And you also gotta know where we're headed.
We're headed to an interesting place
where everyone's gonna be getting their trauma out
in different ways. And I'm not trying to shame anyone, kink shame.
What happened to feet?
Can you just lick a toe?
You know what I mean?
Like, isn't that enough for people?
Just lick a toe, God, Jesus.
What about polyamory?
Can we just do that?
Just fuck a bunch of different people.
Can we at least settle on that?
Can I just request it?
We just do that, I guess?
Can we stop it licking a toe?
How about that?
You got feet.
You don't need to be in a diaper all the time. Can you
imagine what's the marriages? This thing's gonna, you know, the wife says to the husband,
go, you seem really tense. I think you should go to diaper spa. John, John, listen to me.
John, I want you to go to diaper spa. I know that's where you've been going.
You don't have to hide it. I think you should go.
You need some time.
Go to diaper spa and be swaddled.
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This guy who beheaded his father,
we played his music earlier on the show, he's
I think a rare talent, can I say that? Can I say he's a QAnon believer, accused of beheading
federal worker, dad Smurks, in new mug shots as it reveals he waged legal war with government
over student loans. Now, I don't wanna get in trouble.
And we discussed this earlier.
And I don't know what we can do here.
I just, what can happen here?
Can anything happen?
I'm asking you about this visual.
What can happen now?
I don't even want to let them know.
I don't want to let the people at the YT.
What can happen here?
Well, I mean, they've been-
Can I just- should I have a fake head or- but even that, I'll get in trouble for that.
So we're not allowed to play this video at all.
No.
Simply because there's a human head in it.
Yes.
I feel like YouTube was gonna win on this one.
Like I feel like it's gonna be tough for me
to even defend this.
Most of what they get upset at,
I find them to be a little absurd.
But in this case, in this rare instance,
I will say that I do believe some caution perhaps is needed. Because there is a human but in this case, in this rare instance, I will say that I do believe
some caution perhaps is needed because there is a human head in the video and he holds
it up. We can't play it. We can play after we can play when he's talking, but the first
20 seconds are, are you sure we can do that? Um, no. I mean, maybe we just all at him bar
going him. Yeah. no show. No show.
So we can't play any of this
But here's my problem with this. I just can I from this man's point of view? Uh-huh
This man goes to the trouble to cut his father's head off
Which by the way is not easy. He used two knives. He used a machete and then a large steak knife
Which by the way, a lot of these knives are dull. They're not great. I'd love a knife sponsor because I do like cutting.
Now he cuts his dad's head off, okay?
And he puts it in a bag.
And then he goes on for about 14 minutes
to make great points about, not all of them,
but some great points about how
unaffordable things are, you know?
He went to all this trouble and the idea that we can't play
any of this, what he said, he's only 32.
He's really given his life.
He's given up his life, you know?
And we can't, can we read some of it?
We can read like transcripts of what he said.
Yeah.
Look at this.
America's white male meltdown starts with Taylor Swift and ends with Justin Mahon, the
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The thing that's interesting about journalists now, so I'm going to tell you what's happening
in journalism.
Not that you care.
Journalists now for the most part are one paycheck away from living on the street. This is true. Journalists now are they are their only hope is to go mega viral.
So they have to write these crazy articles like American white male meltdown,
starts with Taylor Swift and ends with Justin Moe.
Like ends with this guy who beheaded his dad.
And then they just got a very public meltdown
in MAGA world over the pop store
and feels a more dangerous,
deadly toxicity embedded in our society.
So they just have to conflate at all these things.
So they basically have to be like,
if you don't like Taylor Swift or you criticize her,
or you say that maybe she shouldn't pick our president,
you're, you're almost at the phase where you're going to start decapitating
members of your own family. And they have to write
this. Now I don't, I don't even know what this guy said. I only heard a few of what he said. He, I shouldn't
say he made great points. I didn't listen to the whole 14 minutes. I'm sure he said
things I don't agree with, but the whole thing is I listened to like three things,
but I thought he was kind of doing that RFK thing where he's like, you know what I mean?
Like stage street, Vanguard, they're taking all our money. I, that I get,
right? So I didn't, I thought he was just doing that kind of, kind of that populist
rhetoric, which I can, everyone can get behind Vanguard, black rock. I thought it was more
like, fuck black rock, but apparently some of it was racist. I don't know. But so here's
what I want.
Um, listen to this, right? A white utopia is nevertheless a fairy tale that lived on
in the warped mind of a young man named Justin moan, who were treated into Leviton's labyrinth
inside his parents' home on upper orchard drive. One is 2014 degree in agribusiness
management from Pennsylvania State University only resulted in a series of occasional mick jobs call center.
Well, I mean, can the media, by the way, can the media ever not like be constantly,
there's nothing that these people, they're, they're all almost dead. The media, they're starving,
they're laying them off left and right. They
can't do anything. They have a mick job. You have a mick job. You writing for the Philadelphia
Inquirer, that is a mick job. So he calls a mick job because only resulted in a series
of occasional mick jobs. Call centers, cubicle farms, a Jersey Mike's subway shop. So by
the way, if you work, just to give you an idea of what the
media, what they think of you, if you work at Jersey Mike's and you make sandwiches
for a living, the media thinks you are scum. They think you're scum. If you work at a call
center, they think you're scum. And if you work in a cubicle farm, whatever that is, data, collect your entry. So I, it's,
it's amazing. Over that decade, Moan made it clear what he blamed for the struggles
that kept him living in his parents' house in his 30s, affirmative action, which he
believed meant he couldn't succeed as an overeducated white man, overeducated or not.
I'm like, well, deal with this, deal
with this.
Moan apparently did his own research in an interesting online existence. That included
a failed effort to launch a national militia in a YouTube video. In his most recent 14 plus
minute production, Moan rented against BLM and Tifa, Invasion of Immigrants, LGBTQ activists, and an overreaching all
powerful federal government.
So you have schizophrenics are going to do crazy things because they are schizophrenics.
My mother was a schizophrenic.
She never beheaded anyone, by the way, because I'm not saying that mental illness necessarily
provides a justification for evil behavior.
But I am saying that when your synapses are firing,
but they're not quite linking up and you don't have control,
you have a mental deficiency in illness,
you can get into some bad stuff.
And this guy was a psychopath who cut his father's head off.
A lot of people are going to do things like this
and a lot of them are going to do it for myriad of reasons.
Some of them are political, social, cultural, whatnot.
That, you know, there's going to be these weird manifestos
that these people write and then people are gonna
glom onto them and say this one proves,
so what is it, you know, this one proves that, you know, if,
if you criticize Black Lives Matter and this guy criticized Black Lives Matter, well, then you're
this guy, you're, you're cutting heads off. You just don't know it yet. You just don't know it yet.
This is the exact same way they tried to beat Trump last time. The way to beat Trump was to
let Trump beat Trump and, and The way to beat Trump was to let
Trump beat Trump and not go at him, not fight, because when he's up against the
ropes he's great. He's amazing when he's up against the ropes. He's skilled. But
towards the end of his term and then after his term ended he was kind of
everybody in his inner circle they were all fighting with each other and he was
kind of, you know, his fan base started to kind of desert him a little bit. They
went a little bit to DeSantis.
There was certainly more consternation in that world
than there was when you go at him
and when you start charging him
with all these bullshit things,
he's able to very easily, you know,
he gets the support of his supporters
who feel like they're coming to his defense.
This is obvious, By the way,
you could explain this all to a seven-year-old. The way that they tried to beat Trump last time
was to basically say everyone who's voting for him or who's even thinking of voting for him
is a neo-Nazi militia member, but they don't know it yet. They don't know it yet. It's not,
it's stage one or whatever. It's not detectable. They don't know it yet.
But if we ran all the tests, if we did all the diagnostics, we would find out that they are
card carrying members of the American Nazi Party. And that's what they tried to do, and they tried
to shame people. They tried to go, aren't you embarrassed? You're a Nazi and don't know it?
Aren't you ashamed? You're a Nazi white nationalist. You don't even know it. And then people go, aren't you embarrassed? You're a Nazi and don't know it. Aren't you ashamed?
You're a Nazi white nationalist.
You don't even know it.
And then people go, no man,
I'm really just concerned about the border.
I think the economy's not great.
I don't understand 13 year olds getting,
you know, permanent medical operations when they're confused.
You know, maybe they should wait
till they get a little older to transition medically
to another gen.
No, you're a Nazi and you don't know it. And people go, I don't know, maybe they should wait till they get a little older to transition medically to another gen. No
You're a not seeing you don't know it. I have people go. I don't know man I I'm I don't think so and this is the the the tack that they've taken
Trying to defeat him. It's failed. It's always fails
It always fails. It's you know, he
Is very good at not playing their game.
See, in order to beat someone in a game,
they have to play it.
This is what the media doesn't realize.
This is what the brilliant people in the media
who've ran their own business, by the way, into the ground.
They've ran their own business into the ground,
calling people he couldn't. just he graduated from the university
at Pennsylvania and he only had a stint of mick jobs he only had a stint of mick job okay so
the reality of the situation is in order to be someone in the game they have to play your game
and trump doesn't really play that game he doesn't apologize. He doesn't, he doesn't play the game. The only way that
it would work is if he were to play that game and go, I'm sorry, I didn't really mean that
or I used your dad. He doesn't play it.
So here we go. Philadelphia, your inquirer says, I keep coming back to something Mone
said in his beheading video where he declared that the flood of desperate refugees crossing the Rio Grande is actually an invasion from third
world countries.
They're coming here with health issues.
They're uneducated, unemployed, and all they do is commit crime on the street.
Oh wait, I'm sorry.
That wasn't the Bucks County beheader.
That was Republican Lieutenant Governor of Texas Dan Patrick, who was speaking this week
on Fox News, inspired in kind of rhetoric that might inspire a moan militia. Well, also this week, obviously not every immigrant comes
across the border committing crimes. We know that. But by the way, has any politician not
been prone to like overstatement and I perp that's all they do. That's all they do. This
week there's a video, I don't know if you have it or certainly a photo of it, of migrants
attacking the NYPD because we don't know if you have it, or certainly a photo of it, of migrants attacking the NYPD.
Because we don't know who the fuck these people are
that came into America.
I do know that they're gonna work at the diaper spa.
This is literally from NYPD.
They're there and the migrants attacked the NYPD.
Are we saying that none of the migrants
will commit
any crime? Is that the goal here? And I'm not trying to agree with the guy who beheaded
his father. I'm against beheading your parents. Can I go on the record? Can I go, can I go
on the record and say that I'm against beheading your parents? I'm against it. I'm also against living in Levittown, Pennsylvania.
I'm against a lot of it.
If my son made that song,
play the second song we played, not the first.
If my son made it, so do you know how far away
I'd want to be from him?
If I heard this song coming out of my son's room,
imagine you have a kid.
And you're not my son.
Why, mom?
Cause you're the one.
Okay.
You hear that one day.
You're going about your business.
You're getting cold cuts.
You're getting cold cuts.
What's the Pennsylvania supermarket?
I don't know.
Don't look it up.
It doesn't matter.
The point is, whatever Kroger is Ohio, I think.
Here's my point. Pennsylvania, you're getting a call cuts out. You know, you get to Turkey, you get to crack pepper turkey, boar's head. Can you sponsor me? If I'm going
to do it for free, I'm going to put it out for free. You get to crack pepper turkey out
for the boar's head. You get to sliced white American cheese. Don't be an animal. Get the white. And you put it out.
You got some nice wheat. Maybe some wheat. And then you go walk up to your son's room
because you want to knock on his door because you're about to make some a sandwich, which
will be the honey wheat, which is white bread, but it's a different color. It's the same thing.
Wheat bread is fake, but that's neither you nor there.
You take the honey wheat, you put the turkey on it,
some white americans, some mayonnaise, some cracked pepper,
and maybe if it's a summer, you get some sliced tomato.
Don't do tomato in the winter
if it's got the white in the middle.
Don't do it.
And lettuce number one is not,
the type of lettuce you're gonna buy
isn't really great for you.
Anyway, a rugalic, it's stuck in your teeth.
And the lettuce, when it's on a burger or a sandwich the food just slides off so stop putting that iceberg lettuce on a
burger unless you shred it because if you put a wedge of iceberg lettuce on
the bread the whole burgers it's everything slides off the bun. As you're
making your sandwich which is if you're smart, crack pepper, turkey, white American cheese, mayonnaise, wheat, bread, and, um,
who knows, maybe a little avocado, whatever's in season.
You walk up to your son's room because you will are also on.
You put a little potato salad, a little macaroni salad as well with that.
And you're, you've made a nice plate for yourself and you think, you know what?
I love my son. I love my son. And I, you know, he went to Penn State and he work
hard and now he's working at some call center. He's having a rough go of it,
but I love him so much. I've just made this meal for myself.
I'm going to give it to him. I'm going to offer it to him and I'll make myself
another one. I'm going to say, you know what? Do you want it?
And you go and you hear this by you go through the hilly,
hilly inion may sound
silly silly but really spies runner cities threads and cults roaming freely filthy sissy
at that point when you hear that you're you're filled with it oh there's a coldness in your chest
because you realize something very bad you You don't know what it is,
but you just, here's what happens when you hear that.
You walk right back to the, your center island, okay?
Your center island with granite.
Still granite, huh?
But granite.
And you sit down on your granite center island
and you eat the sandwich in silence
and you are really terrified
because you know this woman came home and
found her husband's headless body in the bathroom.
And by the way, I wouldn't even try this case.
I would just say ladies and gentlemen of the jury. They work for the piggy piggy make your head feeling dizzy
Aren't I part of this family?
So here's what's interesting about this guy this guy's kind of like a
What's interesting he's an interesting archetype person he seems kind of like a musical theater gay militia guy
Like that seems what he know. What is this like?'s, that's musical theater. He's doing like, you know, then and then and then silly, silly comic, you know me, the
CIA runs all our cities and this is that. I mean, there's something going on here with
this guy that he, um, but no, when you hear something like that coming out of your son's
room was however old 32, you say to yourself, you go, hey man, I mean this is like fucked.
This is not good. And you gotta get, you gotta move.
Can you play the neighbor? The neighbor had a great reaction to this because the neighbor is basically just like...
Judy?
Let's play Judy's reaction.
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what's going on. I'm not sure
what's going on. I'm not sure
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what's going on. I'm not sure
what's going on. I'm not sure what's going on. I'm not sure what's going on. I'm not sure what's going on. I'm not sure what's going on. I'm not sure township police were called to the 100 block of upper Orchard Drive in the
Levittown section to find the victim. 68 year old Michael Mone
decapitated in the downstairs bedroom. According to court documents in a nearby
bedroom the victim's head was found in a clear plastic bag set in a cooking pot.
It just makes you aware of you know the issues that are prevalent in our society.
And, you know, it's a horrible, tragic incident.
Investigators learn of a video posted to YouTube by the victim's 32-year-old son, Justin,
in which he rails at the federal government and lifts his father's severed head to the camera,
tracking his cell phone police trace moan to Fort Indiantown Gap nearly two hours away, driving his father's severed head to the camera, tracking his cell phone police trace moan
to Fort Indian town, gap nearly two hours away,
driving his father to the car.
To say one of the worst things about this story
is the father can't retell the story.
You know how great it would be the father
to retelling the story is like,
my son cut my fucking head off.
He cut my hat, my son cut my, I wonder how he did it. I guess he killed his dad first. I
Don't want to get too gruesome here
But he did it he did it he did it he decapitated his father
He cut his father's head off
Can you imagine that I?
Was sitting down to somebody today. We're having coffee in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is so
severe. Everyone, the energy there, everybody's like these white people, you know, this, this
comic, this guy Jeff, really fun and comedian. I started with, he used to say that people in
Brooklyn all act like, um, extra, they all dress like extras from the wire season two,
like they're all dock workers, it's in car and heart and everything. And all these people, the type, the strain of intellectual pursuit in Brooklyn,
it's all very heavy and severe and none of these people look like they're having fun.
And every coffee shop has a sign that says end racism. It's like, now,
now while I'm eating my scone, and you're just sitting there and all these people are
their old reading books or they're on theirs, and they're typing away furiously.
Everybody seems angry, man.
When I was talking to someone, and I was telling them, I haven't been around in a bit.
I've just been on the road a lot, and I've lived in LA, and on and off, in Texas, whatever,
and I spent time in Florida, New York, whatever.
And even when I'm here, I'm not here.
I'm here briefly.
And, you know, it's just funny
because I forgot how severe that environment could be.
And it just seemed like one of those places
where they put up the hostage posters
and people ripped them down.
It felt like that's all they did, all that.
I feel like no one there had a job except putting up hostage posters and people ripped them down. It felt like that's all they did all that. I feel like no one there had a job
except putting up hostage posters and ripping them down.
I feel like that was the, like the Jewish hostage poster
goes up and then somebody rips it down.
And that's what I felt like it was.
And I was reading about this guy while being there.
And it was, and I was reading about his behavior. And it was, you know, it was just a very, I had to take a walk.
I'm like, this is very heavy.
I'm in this coffee shop and everybody's heavy and I'm reading about this guy and he's, and it just feels, you know, felt like there was heaviness all over the, but the person I was with was, I was talking to them about this and they were like,
I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
It's always someone that says, I go, what, what, what?
I just don't understand.
I think people really, I think people think
that everyone who disagrees with them is capable of this.
And that's the problem we have now is that I don't think
everyone, I say everyone in Brooklyn is severe and a bit annoying.
I don't think they're all beheading people.
I don't think they're all,
but it was just interesting the way they said that.
They were like, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more.
I'm like, you're surprised.
People don't cut their fathers heads off in a bathroom more often.
Really?
I was kind of surprised at this one.
I was kind of shocked at this. You're
telling me that you're not surprised. You're like, you're what's surprising to you about
this Brooklyn guy. You're surprised that this isn't happening on the day, on the daily,
like every day, somebody's not hacking their dad's head off. How what kind of world or we have we created?
That's someone's like, oh, they got that story where he cut his dad's head off
Surprise that doesn't happen on the hour
You go really and I don't know if that's something people just saying this is tougher hard or cynical or I'm like, I don't know man
Like I understand a fraction of what he's saying to a degree.
Cause I've said versions of it, but it was really rooted in this idea that like, well,
yeah, well he lives in Pennsylvania and he, you know, he doesn't think, you know, he doesn't
believe the things I believe. Although aren't all those people killers? They're all killers.
They just don't know it yet. Um, and then the MKLTRA people like this guy's been activated, right?
That's the other part of the internet. I haven't looked into it. I'll they'll accuse me. They'll
like, he's the cheap. I haven't looked into it. I haven't looked into it folks. I don't,
I don't know. I don't know. I, I close the door on nothing by the way. The only thing I'm certain of is that Sandy Hook happened and get me
and get me what my money is. My money is. No, but I always believe Sandy Hook happened.
You know, I, the only issue I had with Sandy Hook is they were describing it as a, as a
really wealthy community. And I was like, it's not Greenwich. That was my main issue, was the classification of, but by the way, quick little update on the Gigi
Gilbert Goons. They're all getting arrested now. We'll cover. I broke the story. I'm responsible
for the justice happening, but I'm not taking credit for it because I'm not that guy. I'm
not the guy that runs around and goes, Hey, look at me, look at all the good stuff I do. Look at me solving murders in my spare time.
No, but I am the person that called national prominence to it in attention. I think many
people know that. I think many people know that. And the chips are falling. They're starting to fall.
One of the main suspects, they just put their house up for rent. Supposedly.
I don't know. I check in on this Reddit like five minutes a night.
I just read whatever the Reddit says. The people in the Reddit now have gone
completely insane. The people in the Reddit now are like,
the it's the, it's kind of like storylines from Breaking Bad on the Reddit.
I'm like, guys, I don't, I just read it. And I think they've all lost their mind. Like it's, but they are the ones who got anything going.
So they are emboldened by the, that this citizen slew thing,
activism, whatever you want to call it,
is what got the wheels of justice in motion.
So I understand, but then there's people there
that have completely lost their minds and they're like,
this is deep.
This goes to cartel. It's deep. It's like, no, it's not.
What cartel? What folks? Um, you know, I wonder if any of the goons have listened to my episode with
the Ovan. He's got a lot of young fans.
My episode is being very well received because it's a great episode, one of the funniest
episodes of anything I've ever done.
Are the Gilbert Goons listening?
Perhaps.
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We're going to spend the spring,
some of the spring in Europe.
And we're doing one of the most amazing iconic venues in the world. I'm very
excited about it. But let me just do it for it to be nice. The pageant. St. Louis,
Missouri, Indianapolis, West Niaq, New York, Boston, Massachusetts, Foxwoods in
Connecticut, Chomburg, Illinois, Dania Beach, Florida, San Jose, California,
Port Chester, New York, Atlantic City, New Jersey.
And lots of stuff happening.
We've got new merch being announced, kind of really fun.
And then we also have a very big European tour announcement
UK as well.
So would you appreciate listening?
We're on Patreon every week as well.
Give the country to Taylor Swift, let Taylor Swift
be the arbiter of justice for this man
who beheaded his father.
He should be presented.
He should be presented and Taylor Swift
should be ahead him in the middle of the Super Bowl
Stadium with Travis Kallstein. She should hold his head up and she should go ahead for ahead
and
everybody goes nuts because
why
Not everybody loves Taylor Swift. I bet they're gonna play her music on loop in the diaper spa