The Tim Dillon Show - 386 - P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague
Episode Date: March 30, 2024Tim wades into the P. Diddy trafficking allegations, promiscuity, Legos on suspects’ faces, Taylor Swift at Nobu, a drag show for Palestine and why being alone is the next epidemic. American Royalt...y Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: PrizePicks Download The App & Use Code ‘TIM’ For A First Deposit Match Up To $100!” Gametime Get The Gametime App & Use Code: 'TIM' Morgan & Morgan For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack
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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show our good friend
Sean P Diddy Combs in hot water in a little bit of trouble with the government
Fed search P Diddy's mansions in
Miami on Star Island and
Here in Beverly Hills
Because of allegations of sex trafficking and I think rape and rape of his uh the sexual assault the men his male body guards he's goosing and he's got this singer Cassie he's did a bunch of shit to her and he's just
raping out there in Miami and the raping in Beverly Hills.
And then he's got a jet where he's raping and he's touching people where they shouldn't be touched.
He's flying a man. He's trafficking the man from one place to another place so they can get raped.
This is the allegations. He's rude.
He's rude to people.
That's also in there.
He's like not a good boss.
The last thing you need is to be raped by an asshole.
You know what I mean?
Like you want, you want a considerate guy.
If you're sex trafficked to P. Diddy's mansion, you want someone to at least, you know,
you know, shake your hand. How are you doing? Do you feel like this position is,
you think you're working out here? You think you have a future here? How do you feel about where you are?
You know, he was a real hard ass during the quarterly review with a lot of these people.
From what I hear, he was abusive, angry, nasty, impatient, cannot stand, but P. Diddy, they're saying now, we believe that there
is a disturbing history of sex trafficking, said the Miami-based officer who spoke under
the condition of anonymity.
We are responding to concrete, detailed, explicit allegations.
This is not random.
We didn't choose his name out of a hat.
This is a cop talking, by the way.
He's like, just so that you know,
we didn't choose his name out of a hat.
The cop's like, listen, here's the way it works.
Most of these people are sex trafficking.
Every now and then, we're allowed to investigate one or two of them.
You see? It's not random. We know that most people are sex trafficking people at that level of
income. Most people are doing things like that. But every now and then the damn breaks on one of
them. It's just too big to ignore. It was Epstein, now somehow it's Diddy.
But we didn't pick his name out of a hat.
Now what would have been great is if he said,
now we could have picked his name out of a hat,
and then that person most likely
would have had sex slaves as well.
Because that's just kind of the way a lot of this
seems to be working.
We don't know.
We became aware of certain allegations
during the course of civil suits against Mr. Combs,
said the officer.
You have to understand that we didn't just
decide on a whim to search his homes.
This isn't a witch hunt.
They're trying to make other rich people feel better.
By the way, this is like the cop,
like these statements are to like make P. Ditty's neighbors
kind of relax
a little bit. They're like, we got no quarrel with you. All right. Don't worry about it.
We're not randomly going into everybody's house. Where are the sex slaves? Get that blanket up.
You know, we're not doing that. We got to have detailed allegations and permission from someone to go in and do this.
It is interesting. Diddy's been doing shit like this forever. He's like secretly a bisexual
closeted dude. He likes getting with the dudes as well. Nothing wrong with that, but you can't rate them Sean
He's into the sex trafficking as well
And he's been into it for a while and everybody kind of knew it and apparently for whatever reason
now I
Love his attorney he goes in a statement
his attorney, some guy named Dyer, decried the Department of Homeland Security
Raids as quote, a gross overuse of military level force as search warrants were executed
at Mr. Combs residences. Here we go. The DHS operative said those who had been interviewed
for the investigation have been thorough and detailed.
That's a funny thing about victims.
They may be reluctant to speak at first,
but once they start talking, they talk.
They talk a lot.
We're getting a lot of cooperation from a lot of people
who wanna see him brought to justice.
Diddy was stopped from boarding a private jet
out of the US, call my friends at Titan Aviation Aviation on Monday and is believed to have remained in Florida since he was
trying to get out Diddy was trying to get out he's facing a full revolt all of
the people he sex trafficked are turning on him now He's he's is facing a
It's like his own little January 6th
He is basically done. He's finished
This guy's involved in some very bad stuff
He was very instrumental in a lot of people's careers.
Usher, Bieber, who knows what he's done to people?
Who knows what he's responsible for?
Who knows the abuses?
I get the feeling that a lot of people in Hollywood get abused
and it's kind of part of their personality. when you meet some of these people out here.
They have the personality of somebody who's been horrifically abused.
I don't know if that's true or not.
I just know that occasionally I'll meet somebody and if someone said to me, you know, in their past, they were horrifically abused by someone,
I wouldn't be like, no way.
I go, yeah, I get they there's some of them, they kind of look off.
They look off in the day.
You know, they're not fully with you.
You're not fully with you.
There's somewhere else.
And maybe that's just they're distracted.
But maybe, you know, it's like they were
Putting like a room or something. I don't know some of them were in a cage. You think Bieber
Has been I don't know. He's a legend and I don't disparage the man at all
I wonder if he had to deal with any of that because
This is a town that is famous for young children being
molested. Let's watch this video everybody's talking about here. P Diddy and Justin Bieber.
Justin, he's in, you ever seen the movie 48 hours? Right. He's having 48 hours with Diddy him and his boy
They're having the times of their lives like like like you know where we hanging out and what we doing
We can't really disclose
But um it's definitely a 15 year old's dream. He's a good guy this guy you know I
Have been given custody of him. You know he's a good guy to this guy. You know, I have been given custody of him. You know, he signed to Usher.
He's a good guy to take custody of a young singer.
I had legal guardianship of Usher when, you know,
he did his first album.
I did Usher's first album.
I don't really, I don't have legal guardianship of him,
but for the next 48 hours, he's with me.
You do, you own him for the next 48 hours,
but you don't legally have him.
Full, full, crazy.
This is a good guy, this is a good guy because most people when
they're managing these young children don't you know have legal guardianship over them but I think
it's a I mean that seems like a good idea but maybe nothing listen I'm not trying to open up
that can of worms I'm saying that's you know people are out there saying that, that, that I don't know that, uh, that
Diddy's a, was a strange guy.
You know, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I withhold judgment on it until more facts come to light.
Right now, right now, all it looks to me is like,
did he sex trafficked a bunch of people
to his houses in Miami and Beverly Hills,
which I, again, I can't get that angry at,
just because, you know, I don't even know what that means.
What does that even mean?
No, I'm dead serious now. He's, what does sex even mean? No, I'm dead serious now.
He's what is sex trafficking mean?
And I would say this if I if I was representing him in court,
I'd go what is sex trafficking? I almost want to call this hotline and ask them what it is because people ask me go
what is it?
Are they kidnapped?
Are they underage?
Do they not know what's going on?
They get on the plane?
Is Diddy threatening them? He's telling them they can't leave. He's kidnapped. Is it kidnapping?
Is it what does he do? Can this guy not get legal? I mean not legal whores, I guess, but you know what I mean? Like, like a whore. Can you get a whores? Aren't there enough whores who want to do this?
This is my question with all these people
doing the sex trafficking.
All these guys doing the sex trafficking,
haven't we in this country done enough to promote whores?
Aren't there enough whores in this country for everyone? Why do we need to sex traffic?
I mean, I'm genuinely curious. Everywhere I look there are whores everywhere. People
are putting things in their ass on OnlyFans to make $6. They won't come over and fuck
you in a mansion in Miami. You can't get into,
don't we have enough above board whores in this country
so that you can stop sex trafficking?
And by the way, it's expensive sex trafficking.
All these people are on planes all the time, it's not cheap.
I've been trying to get a flight out of LA for two days,
you can't, very difficult.
It's a fucking spring break and whatever else and easter
but in a country where we do nothing but encourage everyone to be a whore this is what we encourage
in every way by the way not only sexually but in every way we encourage you to spread your cheeks
I encourage you to spread your cheeks in this country for a dollar. Anything.
O-F-I-G.
Put your pussy on the street.
Old school.
Whatever.
Marry for money.
I'm all for it.
We preach the gospel of whore in this country.
And we somehow don't have enough of them to go to Diddy's house in Miami, he's got to traffic them in
He's got to hold them against their will
Aren't there enough and I obviously I'm against sex trafficking. We're against it for those of you who are dumb
We're against it. We're clearly against anyone being abused or anyone who's underage
My simple question is this and it's always been my question when I hear about these things with Epstein
It's different because he had a predilection for underage
victims women
With old diddy thing if that's a case. That's the case. I don't know if it's case or not. It might be
but my whole thing is like I
am shocked that in a country where OnlyFans is a major part of our economy,
it is a major pillar of our economy.
I mean, there is literally the son of an OnlyFans model admits he films his mother's porn.
A son of an OF model just came out and says I film mommy's porn.
It's a part of our economy now. Okay right here son of OnlyFans model admits he films content for her.
This is a part of the economy. While most teenage sons can't be bothered uploading the dishwasher for their mothers,
this one goes above and beyond.
Andressa Urak is a successful OnlyFans content creator and boasts over 3 million followers
on Instagram.
The former Miss Bumba model hails from Brazil.
Do you see what I mean about the whores under every rock?
There's a whore in here. There's a whore in the cup. We put the barrett
The former Miss Bumba. I mean, it's like what is this country full of Jacqueline Kennedy's and Virgin Mary's you can't compete
The former Miss Bumba model hails from Brazil.
Prior to her OnlyFans career, she was a successful dancer.
Probably not in the Nutcracker.
While many creators might hire someone to film their content,
Andressa decided to keep the business within the family
and her son shoots things for her.
During an Instagram Q&A last summer, her son Arthur, who was 18 at the time,
was asked, Arthur, are you the one who films your mother's OnlyFans? He replied, yep, I'm really badass
with the pictures, right? For many people, the idea of shooting such content for our parents would be
well unimaginable, but Arthur appeared unfazed, but while he doesn't seem to be bothered, others were, religious groups in particular.
Yeah.
So, I mean, this is what we got going on.
We got kids shooting OnlyFans content
for their mother, Miss Bum Bum.
And,
suppose, supposedly, there's not enough Miss Bum Bums to go over to the house.
It's like R. Kelly, pee on an adult, pee on an adult, pee on a consenting adult.
It still probably gets you off, maybe not as much.
Pee on a, can that be the moral message of America? Can we just
settle on that? I don't want to be Cotton Mather, the old Protestant preacher. I'm not trying to be
a crazy lunatic here. I'm not trying, but if we're constantly in the throes of, we're hearing all the time about this Christian
revival we're having, can we just settle on this very nice moral message?
Pee on a consenting adult.
Can we do that?
Can we do that?
It confuses me.
It confuses me.
It confuses me that all of these people that get busted for these things, but it's but it's not about sex they say
Tim it's about power
It's about
Power it's not about sex. It's not about
People just coming it's about power. It's about
threats and locking people up and taking away their freedom and
You know making sure it's about control, right? This is what it is
Three other women have filed lawsuits in the Southern District of New York alleging that combs sexually assaulted them to say there were teenagers at the time
Combs that denied each of these allegations calling them sickening
So listen to this a former employee who worked for Combs
also filed a lawsuit in February,
alleging that Combs sexually harassed, drugged,
and threatened him for more than a year.
In his suit, Rodney Lerod Jones, producer,
also alleged he had video and audio evidence of Combs,
his staff members, and others
engaging in serious illicit activity. They're taking him down. He's going down. P Diddy said part of my
childhood,
part of my childhood.
I saw Taylor Swift the other day. No, but this is true. I walked in, I had a
couple of guys had opened for me on the road.
And one of them, I said,
some celebrities go here sometimes at Nobu Malibu.
And one of them was real, you know, kind of like,
but this is like a guy who's from like North Dakota
or something, you know what I mean?
It's a place where people grow up eating pop tarts and stuff.
And so he doesn't know what sushi is or, you know,
he doesn't understand anything.
So we take him in and he goes, he goes, Oh, yeah.
So liberties here, you know, who ends up showing up Taylor
Swift, Travis Kelsey, Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert De Niro.
I was like, these are some of the biggest celebrities in the world.
Taylor Swift is the biggest celebrity in the world.
She gets on a table.
I swear to God, she stands up on a table in Nubomalbo,
and I'm not lying to you, and I don't want people,
because this was, she literally said, this is between us.
She made everyone put their phones down.
She gets on a table.
Do you want to hear what she does?
She starts hiling Hitler on a table, going, I love Hitler.
Hitler on a table going I love Hitler. And see this is what I mean this is why she's so she's so she's going I love
Hitler and then everyone in the restaurant people are going we love them
too because no one can tell this woman otherwise. She is so powerful she's so
rich that nobody can tell her anything other than that. She did it as a gag.
She did it as a goof to just get up there and say, I love Hitler.
And then everyone starts hiling Hitler as well.
The Japanese guys doing the sushi, these chubby little girls who are taking photos trying
to get, they're all doing it.
Everybody's hiling Hitler.
And I just think it's, I don't think someone should have all that power.
That's my question.
Does Taylor Swift have too much power?
I think so.
Lego asked social police department
to stop using toy heads on mugshots.
Lego doesn't like this.
Lego doesn't like this.
What's happening is the
the Murrieta police department hides the identities
of suspects by editing Lego heads onto their faces in accordance with a new law.
Show us.
Yeah, so this is one. Here's another example of what they've done.
Yes, so I guess this is because people, they don't want to show you who the people are. Yeah. They protect them brain and enmity. Yeah.
Isn't there a company that wouldn't mind it?
There's gotta be a company that wants the press. It's not like,
cause Lego's doing well.
You need to find a company that needs a fucking boost.
Put a Quiznos sub over their faces. They'll love it.
Quiznos has been destroyed. They have like
nothing left. You got to find a company that's... Yeah, see here, this is... See, Lego's not gonna...
Because now, now people are getting the image that the Lego people are just criminals.
They're looking at... People are like, oh, these Lego people are people that drive drunk and
they don't want this.
But you got to find a company that doesn't mind.
You got to find a company to see, you know, try a peanut butter cup, head, try something
else.
Try something where people don't mind, you know, a little monster
energy can, there's got to be a company that doesn't mind.
Lego is too big.
Lego is way too big.
They don't need the free advertising.
This is a free advertising essentially, but there are companies that don't care.
What about Dylan Mulvaney from Bud Light? Remember that fun, that fiasco?
Make Dylan Mulvaney, give everyone a Dylan Mulvaney head.
You know, I don't know.
I don't know what to do here, except find a company that needs the press.
Find someone who needs the press. Find someone who needs the press. Find a fucking creator that
one of these LA creators that doesn't care and they've had their souls
surgically removed and all they care about is getting more followers and
likes and engagement. Use, hey I like David Dobrik, use David Dobrik's head on every criminal.
The Murrieta Police Department put David Dobrik,
his career has kind of slid a little,
and it's really not even his fault,
you know, because of that other thing
that the other guy did.
Use David Dobrik's head, so people will go, who's that?
And you go, oh, it's David Dobrik that starts a fun conversation go wait
Well, who is that guy? He's big on the internet
He was even bigger, but his friend did a thing and he kind of took the heat for it. You got to use
somebody
We should do that by the way
We should just reserve it for whoever got busted for sex trafficking last.
Like it should be Diddy's head on all the criminals and before that it was Weinstein's head.
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But yeah, I mean, whoever we're shaming in the country,
and maybe for good reason,
but whoever has run afoul of the machine,
whoever has run afoul of the machine,
instead of a Lego head, we use their head on the criminals.
I think that makes a good, that makes sense.
Drag show for Palestine canceled in Arizona.
I find myself again, against all odds,
talking about Arizona.
I try not to, and yet it it comes It comes for me. There was apparently a drag show for Palestine
that was planned in Arizona and
It was canceled
the drag queen daddy Satan has said that this incident inspired them to plan an even larger event
Listen to me right now, folks.
If a drag queen in Arizona named Daddy Satan
cannot have a drag show to support solidarity
with the Palestinians, what are we even doing?
What did we fight World War II for?
Everybody, you ever see the movie Saving Private Ryan
when they were storming the beaches of Normandy?
You know why they were doing it?
Someone should have told them.
Someone should have whispered in their ear,
do you know why you guys are doing this?
Because one day there'll be a drag queen named Daddy Satan
who lives in Arizona and they will
want to do a Solidarity Palestine march. We're all very bummed about it but
appreciate the outpouring of love and support from the community said Daddy
Satan. So many people put a lot of work into this. By the way, Daddy Satan, I have to call you out a little bit there.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
How many people?
Daddy Satan, I think you're overstating it a little bit.
He goes, so many people put a lot of work into this and it just goes to show how much
support is behind Palestine. I've always said, I've always said that it was a
failing, you know, Israel's whole contention here, when this whole thing started, they were like,
you can't even be gay in Palestine. Okay. But you can't really be anything in Palestine, right? It's not like a nice place to live.
So Israel's like you can't be gay in Palestine. So what we have to do to help the gay Palestinians
is kind of kill all of them. And so which was an interesting logical jump, but I get it. I understand that because it's better, I guess, you know, if you can't be
gay in Palestine, why even be alive? So now they really can't be gay. They might have been
quietly gay. Now they're just quiet. Now the point is here and I'm not taking sides in the whole
thing. I do feel it. The UN is now called for a ceasefire. I in the whole thing I do feel it the UN is
now called for a ceasefire I've had quite enough of all of it I've had quite
enough of all of it the drag queen clarified on Saturday that the event
was canceled because the other drag queens in the venue were facing
bullying and getting caught in the crossfires of hate that's just a great
name for everything the crossfires of hate daddy Satan's just a great name for everything. The Crossfires of Hate. Daddy Satan's new
book, The Crossfires of Hate. Daddy Satan, I'm calling it right now, will be a congressman
soon or congresswoman. And Daddy Satan will write a book called The Crossfires of Hate.
Let's take a look at Daddy Satan. Does Daddy Satan have like, is fun?
Looking right here.
Let's see if we can get Daddy Satan.
Yeah, that's right.
Look at the names here.
So all of these people were supposed to do this event and it was Christian Caliente,
Jake in the Box, Marlene Marvelous, Piss Understood, I like Piss Understood,
Alexander Strike and Deshauna Rose.
And this was going to be at the Palabras Bilingual Bookstore,
906 West Roosevelt Street,
Phoenix, Arizona, and it was hosted by the great
Daddy Satan, the drag queen for Palestine.
What's fun about all of this stuff is, you know,
community really is where you find it, you know?
It's just where you find it, folks. We have this whole
thing in America now where we're talking about loneliness. And this is what I wanted to address
this and talk about this. Because the the ruling class every now and then likes to kind
of they really like to take the spotlight off themselves. God bless them. They like to kind of step out of the spotlight every now and then the ruling class. God love them. And what they're doing now, if you've noticed this, they are this new thing is being pushed. I'm telling you, you're going to you're going to you're going to understand it immediately. The new billionaire, because for a while they tried,
now if you remember, we always look at Bloomberg
and the Wall Street Journal and Insider,
all these where they push this kind of like junk science,
they see, it's like an open mic for billion,
they try to see what can, what sticks.
They throw things out.
They're like, you don't need a kitchen.
Remember that article?
They're like, you don't, people don't need kitchen.
They don't need dining rooms.
Americans are happy with smaller houses
and then they do the whole thing where it's like,
nobody really wants to retire.
People like working till they die.
The new thing now that they're
workshopping, they're workshopping this, they're
they're doing this, this is USA Today, another offender,
Americans are lonely, and it's killing them. How the US can combat this new epidemic. So the the ruling class now is pushing
this narrative, you're dying because you're lonely.
It's not the food, it's not the shitty healthcare,
it's not the jobs, it's not the unaffordability
of everything, it's because you're a CIA.
You're a CIA, you have your friends.
That's what the billionaire class is now pushing.
They're pushing this idea that the biggest epidemic in America is not opioids.
It's loneliness. That's what's killing everybody. It's because they're lonely.
We've done the studies. We figured it out. Nothing more to see here. It has nothing to do with us. Nothing to do with us. It is lonely. You don't have any friends.
You don't have friends. And they all hang out with you. So what they're trying to do,
and it's all quite brilliant, by the way, it is spread like wildfire. All of these articles,
loneliness is the plague. It is the plague. People are lonely.
Loneliness only gets worse.
These are the articles too.
Loneliness only gets worse as you age.
Ignore loneliness.
Listen, we all know friends are great,
communities are great,
social engagements are wonderful.
We know that technology has made the world more lonely and more isolating.
Okay, but whenever I see a coordinated attempt to push a narrative, I always have to question why okay, so let's just just here go back to that next page
Loneliness is at epidemic levels. Okay health and human services are epidemic of loneliness
NPR America has a loneliness epidemic all of these places are
Saying you are lonely and that is your
Issue that is why you are lonely and that is your issue.
That is why you are miserable. Now, we've said on the show many, many times
that the decline of social activities is a thing.
The great book, Bowling Alone,
which I've referenced several times.
They're not necessarily all wrong here,
but to say that it's the only issue,
and it's the only prevalent concern in people's lives
is that they are lonely and that is what is killing them.
It takes a lot of pressure off any of these companies
that don't have to change anything they're doing
You know what makes you less lonely affording a home in a community of other people?
That might make you less lonely. Yeah
Yeah
But they don't really address that they don't say
The lack of affordability is killing america. They don't say that
They say it's loneliness.
They don't say drugs coming in from the southern border like fentanyl are killing America.
They go, it's lonely. You're alone.
You're alone and you're dying.
So what are you supposed to even do?
By the way, what are you supposed to do?
What would you do? By the way, what are you supposed to do?
What would you do?
What would be the, what would be the,
what would be the response to that?
If you're, if you are lonely, make a friend.
Also read a book, you can work on yourself,
you could learn things.
There are a lot of things you can do when you're alone
that can significantly and substantially better your life.
And there's a lot of groups of people that are groups of losers that will only destroy your life.
The people that write these articles would rather you in one of those, by the way.
It's loneliness. That's the biggest problem.
You think if you went through the projects and you talk to people and you go,
what do you think the big issues are here?
You think you get loneliness?
I'm asking.
You go, what do you think the big issues are?
In fact, in many of the areas where you have lots of problems in America,
people seem to be hanging out quite often.
You know?
Diddy wasn't lonely.
He had lots of people around.
Is loneliness the reason for Sean P. Diddy Combs' problems?
Was it all loneliness?
When you are lonely, there are lots of things you can do.
You can work on your mental physical health.
You can get degrees.
You can read books.
I'm not saying that you can't, you should make friends.
You should participate in the community.
You should be trying to maybe get into a relationship if that's something that you want.
But this idea that we can offload all of the problems in America on simply loneliness, that's it.
And there's nothing else to blame, there's nobody else to blame.
And we can't do anything other than tell you that you're lonely.
People that are lonely know that they're lonely
How about making fucking shit cheaper?
Schools cheaper they can meet people in school. I can't afford to go
You could do that make school cheaper and then lonely people could go to school and fucking take an archaeology class or something
I don't know that might help you might meet somebody fun in the archaeology class or something. I don't know. That might help. You might meet somebody fun in the archaeology class. You know? One in three Americans feels lonely. Let's read this one,
psychiatry.org. One in three Americans feels lonely every week. So this is another thing,
by the way. This is the way, here's what we're going to do. I can take, can I call it? Can I
call it right now? Can I call it right now?
We're creating a new disease of to which will be medicated. I'm telling you right now
Listen to heed what I am saying. This is like when they try to claim everyone's autistic now. It's not true. Everyone's not autistic
Some people are but not every I hear all that go out to dinner with people and they go,
well, you know, everyone is autistic now it's the toxins in the wood.
It's the toxins in the wood. It's actually, there's actually chemicals in the chair.
And now everybody's autistic and no one can even blink.
You go, oh, is that it? I don't think so.
There are autistic people, but they're not all over the place. They're not falling out of the cupboard
They're just you know
People make it sound like when you walk through
You know, I don't know so a
Department store you're just tripping over people that are
Severely autistic. That's not true. Yes. There is more autism now, but not everyone unless they're expanding the autism definition to include literally anyone
literally anyone
If you take more than a second to order a meal and you're looking at a restaurant menu, that's now considered
What i'm saying is loneliness is coming
As a treatable of malady i'm telling you this is why they do this stuff.
Because what they're saying to people is you are,
this is killing you. Notice the words. You are being killed by loneliness. They're not telling you hey,
loneliness is part of the human condition.
Everybody in their life is going to occasionally feel loneliness at some times or others. Some people
are going to be more lonely than others. Some people have lots of friends around them and
they're still lonely. What they are saying is that loneliness is this epidemic that is killing you
and if something is an epidemic that is killing you, cha-ching, cha-ching, here comes Pfizer,
here comes Merck, here comes Novartis. Here comes all of these different companies
They are going to they're going to queue up a drug that I guess makes you feel not lonely
When you're alone
There will this is a it'll be some drug
You know and it'll be called, you know
and it'll be called, you know, uh, uh, uh, friends. Um, friends.
Um, have you tried friends?
Um, well, friends, I'm actually simulates the kind of feelings that you have when you're
having exchanges with people, although you can be alone in your townhouse.
Try friends.
I'm telling you, I, it usually, I should use it because I've talked about this issue on
the show before, and I don't disagree
that the erosion of America's social fabric
has contributed to a lot of problems.
I would be stupid to disagree with that, okay?
I don't think that people writing these articles
really care about that.
I think they're trying to make loneliness into a disease that can be
medicated. This is my guess. I could be wrong. When Americans feel lonely, they reported
easing these feelings through many different means. And by the way, they will start linking
this to look, look, 50% find the distraction like TV podcasts or social media.
So, you know, the next thing here, you're listening to podcasts because you're lonely.
That's why you're like and some of that.
Sure.
But it's going to be like, well, they embrace these conspiracy theories because they're lonely.
They question the government because they're lonely and you you're gonna go, oh wait a minute, so if I question anything at all, it's because you're
lonely, you don't have any friends. Why are we giving all this money to the Ukraine?
You don't have any friends. I don't understand why eight-year-olds should
medically change their gender. You're a lonely fuck. That's why you spend all day
thinking about this. You don't have any friends.
Oh, I guess so.
You need to go to a therapist
and you need to get on our new drug now.
It's all about figuring out ways to stigmatize
and marginalize anyone that questions anything, by the way.
Anyone that questions anything is immediately stigmatized
and marginalized in some way.
And then we need to put everybody on a drug
and everybody needs to subscribe
to the program and if you're not subscribed to the program you're an anti-social person
we cut off to social media we get you out of here you're bothering us you're bothering us
ask a question but so this is what i mean about the whole lonely thing i've i it's coming on strong now isn't it the loneliness that's every art every article is look
you're lonely we've gotten everyone in this country on meds for depression for
anxiety everybody young people are taking so many SSRIs nobody's dick works
anymore so that we are everybody's on ADD, everybody's on meds for everything.
Now we're just, you know, including anything that might be and I'm not saying
that there are a lot of people that need medication and should take it.
A thousand percent. My mother was one of them. There are depressed people, people
with anxiety, people that need medication. There are also people that are making themselves sick.
Our culture makes them sick.
Okay?
Our food makes them sick.
Our media diet makes them sick.
The constant disorientation,
this disorienting landscape that we all live in
where up is down and down is up
and black is white and white is black
and questioning any of it,
you're called a psychopath makes people a little uneasy.
There's all kinds of things, but this is very strange.
Clearly we believe technology can be used
to connect with others.
In some cases, however, it seems to be helping us reach people who become part of our inner circles.
However, distracting yourself when you're feeling lonely with social media might be a double-edged sword.
While it can connect, it can also lead to feelings of missing out.
So very soon we are going to have some type of cure for this.
We're just going to put a lot of people on drugs.
That's just, the pharmaceutical industry makes more money
than any other business in America.
I think it's number one.
Pharmaceutical business is number one.
And all of these articles right now do not seem to me
to be a genuine concern for people.
They seem to be the precursor to how do we cure loneliness.
Jared Kushner says God's waterfront property
might be very valuable.
I called this, I said this a long time ago.
And you know, he said it could be very valuable.
Let's take a look here at Jared Kushner, who is weighing in on the real estate opportunities
in Gaza, of which, by the way, not to sound, I don't want to sound callous, but there will
be many, many opportunities, not for me, but for a lot of people that own
real estate development firms and get these contracts to
rebuild. This is Gaza Jared Kushner. We'll listen to him for
a little bit. It's two minutes and 30 seconds. Let's, let's
hear what he has to say.
There's refugees, Turkey took them, Europe took them, Jordan
took them. For whatever reason here in Gaza, there's refugees
from the fighting from an offensive
Attack that was staged from Gaza Israel's going in to do
You know a long-term deterrence mission and it's just it's unfortunate that nobody's taking the refugees But also there are real fears on the part of Arabs
And I'm sure you talked to a lot of them who think once Gazans leave Gaza Netanyahu is never going to let them back in.
No, he will at the Four Seasons. Maybe, but I'm not sure there's much left of Gaza at this point. So
you know if you think about even the construct like you know Gaza, Gaza was not really a historical
precedent, right? It was the result of a war, right? You had tribes that were in different
places, but then Gaza became a thing. Egypt used to run it.
And then over time, you had different governments that came in different ways.
So you have another war.
Usually when wars happen, borders are changed historically over time.
The new government's coming.
So my sense is I would say how do we deal with the terror threat that is there so that
it cannot be a threat to Israel or to Egypt.
I think that both sides are spending a fortune on military.
I think neither side really wants to have, you know, a terrorist organization
enclave right between them and Gaza's waterfront property. It could be very valuable to people.
The only terror you're going to experience is how early you have to get up to get a beach
chair by the pool. Come on. You want to talk about terror? We have to wake up at 7. That's prime real estate by
that pool. I called it, I said it years ago, months ago, weeks ago, I don't know, times
of construct, but I said when this war started that there was going to be a lot of luxury
properties, hotels in Gaza, and that I even interact. I acted out how awkward it was going to be when you had a white couple there from Texas.
And this is maybe 10 years or 20 years from now.
And then you have like a young person.
Let's say he's like 19 and he delivers the eggs Benedict to the room.
And she's going to go, Oh my God, are you like from the area and he's gonna go? Yes
She's gonna go Wow. Does your family still live here and he's gonna go no, and she's gonna go
Oh interesting. Did they like retire?
They were all killed in the war. Oh
I'm so sorry
We had two juices and I only see one. I only see one.
I'll have to go back on scuffed realtor and we mean Nick
Ruckerford might have to do an entire Gaza Strip real estate
thing because I mean it is.
It is quite beautiful. Gaza Strip real estate thing, because I mean it is,
it is quite beautiful. People have asked me to talk about the sociopath essay.
I always knew I was different, I'm a sociopath essay,
and this is about a woman who is coming into her own
as a sociopath.
And yeah, I mean, by the way, if if you saw her would you need the article would you need the article if you saw her I
Always knew I was different. I just didn't know I was a sociopath. I
Kind of like this woman. I don't know anything about her. I
Like how she goes, I know I'm not alone it It's like, yeah, you're not alone. You're in great company.
You know, by the way, you know what's probably a cure
for being lonely?
Being a sociopath, that might help.
I started stealing before I could talk.
At least I think I did.
By the time I was six or seven,
I had an entire box full of things I'd stolen in my closet.
Somewhere in the archives of People Magazine,
there's a photo of Ringo Starr holding me as a toddler. We're standing
in his backyard not far from LA where my father was an executive of the music
business and I'm literally stealing the glasses off his face. I was not the first
child to ever play with grown-ups glasses but based on the spectacles
currently perched on my bookshelf I'm pretty sure I was the only one to swipe
a pair from a beetle. And then she goes on, and I read this article,
and she goes on and she's basically like,
hey, I don't feel, I don't have any emotions,
and I cannot access emotions or empathy or things like that.
I didn't understand any of this back then.
All I knew was that I didn't feel things the way other kids did.
I didn't feel guilt when I lied.
I didn't feel compassion when classmates got hurt on the playground.
For the most part, I felt nothing.
And I didn't like the way that nothing felt.
So I did things to replace a nothingness with something.
By the way, she should be so successful.
Is she very successful?
She's like a decently successful writer, I think.
Yeah, whatever.
I mean, if you possess the qualities of nothingness,
no conscience, you're completely, you know,
devoid of any emotion.
Do you know how successful you should be?
Do you know how many people in America,
just for whatever reason,
it's hard to put one foot in front of the other
because they are sentient beings
with thoughts and feelings that are very difficult
to master and get under control?
After years of study, intensive therapy,
and earning a PhD in psychology,
I can say that sociopaths aren't bad or evil or crazy. We simply have a harder time with feelings. We act out to
fill a void. When I understood this about myself, I was able to control it. It's a tragic
misconception that all sociopaths are doomed to hopeless, loveless lives. The truth is
I share a personality type with millions of others. Well, that's comforting, isn't it?
Many of whom have good jobs, close to families and real friends. We're sociopaths. We represent a truth that's
hard to believe. There's nothing inherently immoral about having limited access to emotion.
I mean, this is like, she's trying to do like, she's like a brave heart, but she's a sociopath.
Like this is, this is the thing she's trying to um she's like I've been
through it all. Her by the way she's obviously putting herself forward as like a victim of
something and and and she's trying to say that her not caring about anything is something that
we should like feel bad for.
It's an odd, that's an interesting one. She's like, I watch you people burn alive,
I feel nothing.
Do you know how hard that is?
It's kind of a little bit like kind of what Israel
was doing where they're like, do you know how tough it is
to fire this nuclear weapon at these Palestinians?
You know how hard it is to bomb?
This hurts me more than it hurts you. It's the old dad dad hitting you thing I wish I didn't have to do that you know
how hard it is to light you on fire like that it's a little interesting this whole idea where she
goes I'm a sociopath and the whole thing's about like how she's struggled with her identity her
idea she's like and at the end, she's like, I stand with millions
of other people who don't give a fuck about anything. And they have jobs and they have
families and just like me, they don't care. They don't give a fuck. Because that's what
it is. It's what sociopathy is. You don't care. And I'm not telling her to care. And I'm just saying, what do you want from me, lady?
What do you want?
What is this already?
Can someone, was this at the Journal or the Times?
Who did this?
Wall Street.
What is this for?
Like, does anyone in the Wall Street Journal
editorial room go, hey guys, who is this for?
Are we trying to make our sociopath readers
feel more comfortable?
She has a memoir coming out called
Sociopath A Memoir Snore.
It's gonna be a snooze fest
because she's not gonna confess to killing anyone.
I'd rather read Daddy Satan's memoir.
I'd rather Daddy Satan than this bitch.
Anybody do the Wall Street Journal? By the way, does that person even exist anymore at the Wall Street Journal? Look this by the way, who is this for? Why are we doing it who?
benefits from this
Maybe we should run
some articles about like these payday loan companies or
Which we may be advertising soon.
Some of them are lovely, but maybe we should run some of these payday loans or
these credit scams or like something like that, you know, maybe we should write
something about the deficit or how, no there's a woman who wrote a novel called
Sociopath, a memoir and we're gonna run an excerpt from that because we want people to feel good about being sociopaths.
I don't know. I mean, listen, I get it. If you can't feel it, it sucks. Some people feel too much.
I don't know, but it's an odd. I don't know what she wants from us. Do we need to take this journey with her?
Do we need to take this journey? What are we supposed to
we're supposed to talk about this in a book? Well I found it very interesting
that she through her entire life just felt nothing. Did you read the chapter
where she saw the car accident and she saw the body being taken out and she
didn't feel anything? I find, isn't that fascinating, Pearl?
Pearl, you know, I saw an accident
and I could barely get to sleep for three nights
and I didn't know those people at all.
But this woman saying that it didn't bother her one bit.
I don't know what you're supposed to take from this.
Should people act more like her?
Is that the game?
Should people act more like her?
Should people be like, yeah, let me lean into that. Let me lean into that. Let me lean in, baby. I like
that no one told her to stop being a sociopath. No one told her to try to get feelings at
any point. They just said, just live in your truth. Live in your truth. I'm a sociopath
and I'm comfortable comfortable I'm finally
comfortable admitting it and living while I live with my I
live with myself.
I live with myself and I'm quite happy.
She's a sociopath.
I mean it's just such a bore is so boring.
It's so boring.
I assume most of you don't feel look at her ma'am. You are everybody
I know in Santa Barbara we get it
We get it. That's every mom up there who like cares about their kids ish
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This guy Jeremy Strong talk about he doesn't know where he is or who he is or what he is.
It's shut up.
Shut up.
Stop interviewing these fucking actors.
Shut them up.
We cared about we wanted you as Kendall Royce.
Stop this enough with this.
We don't care about you anymore.
The show is over.
We will care about you if you would do another cool part.
We don't care.
This is nuts now.
I don't want to hear, I don't want to hear, I don't want Sydney Sweeney's take on inflation.
I don't want to hear about Jeremy Strong.
Get them out of here.
Get them back when they book another thing.
Stop interviewing these people.
Stop digging deep.
Stop it now.
These interviews should be very rare, incredibly rare.
We don't care.
The question, they go, this is one of his answers.
He goes, the question is such a definitive question.
I think of myself as a sieve.
The thing that I most understand is creating sort of
a negative space so that I can be a vessel for writing
and create character through a pastiche of writing
and imagination and whatever things activate me.
Now, is that all kind of a camouflage?
Is that his answer?
Yeah, his is the non-bold.
Yeah, he's insufferable.
Everyone on Succession, I think, had enough with him.
Still one of the greatest shows of all time, Succession.
It's still one of the greatest.
It's still one of the greatest shows of all time.
We're so excited to be in the UK.
By the time this airs, I will be on my way to the United Kingdom to sit with the
Royals, to show my support for all.
I will be in Belfast, in the O2 Apollo in Manchester, the O2 Academy in Glasgow, the Royal Theatre in Amsterdam,
Royal Albert Hall in London,
I don't know in Copenhagen, whatever that pronunciation is,
the House of Culture in Helsinki, Finland,
Circus in Stockholm, Sweden,
two shows in Dublin, Vicar Street. Then I'm back in the USA, San Jose,
Lemoore, California, Schenectady, New York, Port Chester, New York, and Atlantic City,
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in a few weeks if I don't get killed in Paris, me and Sam Talon are going to Paris and they
have the terrorist, what is it again?
The terror warning level, the threat level in Paris has been raised to the highest that
it has been in a very long time.
France raises terror alert warning to highest level.
Me and Sam Talon are just going to be eating baguettes.
And by the way, how hilarious if me and Sam Talent end up taking over the country
somehow in like a very Woody Allen bananas, kind of almost like a King Ralph way.
Or me and Sam Talent are just kind of running France.
These two chubby American guys now run France because we were the only ones that
were able to defeat the terrorists. Don't attack France when I'm there, scum, please. I've not been
in Paris in a very long time. I would love to buy a chateau in the south. Don't think me, I told
Sam I said we are going to the south and we're going to look at a few chateaus.
I could get into a chateau.
I, of course, would have to start drinking again and learn the language and stop this crap.
But we could do all of it, couldn't we?
Shouldn't we?
Well, thank you. We hope that we've cured your loneliness for an hour here.
We hope we've cured your loneliness for an hour here We hope we've cured your loneliness for an hour
It's not easy into Sean Diddy combs a man who would have benefited from loneliness ironically imagine that
Many of the people that are going to jail in this country should have been lonelier
But I've always been a fan of P Diddy I've always been a fan of P Diddy. I've always been a fan of the music.
You know, and we hope he has a third act.
Don't we?
Don't we hope he has a third act?
Just donate some money.
Just donate some.
If he was smart, he would donate some money. Just donate some. If he was smart, he would donate some money. Just donate some
money. P Diddy. Donate some money. You know, now is the time for P Diddy to financially
back Daddy Satan's drag brunch for Palestine in Arizona. The thing with a guy like P. Diddy is
he is talented even though he's a psychopathic, you know, a rapist monster. He is talented, he can
pick out talent and all that stuff. Do we not want to see P. Diddy maybe knocked down but could he
build himself back up going to Arizona picking out the drag which drag performers are good you know picking out piss understood being like
yeah you I really like the way piss understood moves but daddy Satan just
banned daddy Satan owns the stage this is this is what this is the punishment
for P Diddy P Diddy has to go down and judge
daddy Satan's drag for Palestine.
It's a half hour and it's an hour and a half show P Diddy has to go down there and judge
it it's filmed it's filmed it's filmed and then he has to donate some money to cause
and then we put him back.
We put him back, but we knock him down real estate wise.
He can't live on star Island anymore.
We knock him down a little bit.
We knock him, he doesn't have to live in Opa Laka,
but we knock him down, you know, a condo.
You get a nice condo, no more mansions.
You can't handle it.
No private islands, no mansions.
And you're flying commercial first. This is what I
would do if I was a judge. I'd go, you're flying commercial first. He's like, oh God, because I
know how bad these things are. You fly commercial first class, you can still do first class.
And you're not living in the mansion anymore. You're living in a condo there's gonna be a condo board and you can't have loud music he's gonna be pissed and you're
judging daddy Satan's drag brunch for Palestine in Arizona he's gonna be like
god damn it I'm good but that's it that's your punishment none of this jail
you can't throw rich people in jail it's not fair
except the renters it's an inside joke all right good night everyone