The Tim Dillon Show - 390 - Harvey Weinstein's Overturned Conviction & TikTok Ban
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.
As always, thank you for listening.
The TikTok ban is on its way.
It has passed, I believe, both houses of Congress.
It is now well on its way to becoming the law of the land.
It has broad support in Washington, D.C.
Our president, the wise Joseph Robinette Biden is going to pass it.
He will not veto it.
They're trying to force a sale.
They want to give TikTok the bite dance, the Chinese company, I believe that owns
it, they want to force a sale so that an American company will buy it.
And that will, then TikTok will avoid its fate of being banned.
If they cannot force a sale, then the app will get banned.
The timeline of that is anybody's guess.
Congress has passed a bill this week as part of a wide-ranging foreign aid package meant
to support Israel and the Ukraine. So this TikTok ban is in the bill where we
are giving money to Israel and the Ukraine. They have 270 days to sell TikTok.
Failure to do so would lead to significant consequences.
So that's what they got.
They got under a year to sell TikTok or it's out.
I would argue that whether they sell it or not, it's already done. I'm making the prediction now that I think that this is already the end.
I believe it's the end.
Somebody might buy it, but it's probably now inevitably going to start its decline.
I'm guessing.
And the reason that I say that is because all the people that have become massive on TikTok have started to fade.
TikTok got really big in 2020 during the pandemic. Now there are, I free, is it 200 million people on the app?
170 million US users,
seven million businesses that operate on the app.
I never had a lot of people on TikTok.
I tried for a little bit.
I couldn't get into it.
It wasn't for me.
I have no emotional investment in this.
I don't care if it's banned.
I know why they wanna ban it.
They probably wanna ban it for from myriad of reasons. Young people are getting a lot of information from TikTok. I don't know if the government loves that. Because by the way, you know, Jonathan height, I believe the last name is pronounced that way, just wrote a book that says social media is damaging to your children
Which is true
Because it's feeds their anxiety and everything
But it's also
Not it does no good for the government to have everybody on TikTok or any social media
getting and learning about what is going on. That's not part of this.
If it's all dancing, it's fine. It looked like it was great in the beginning because everybody
was dancing in their living room.
Then it started to become like, hey, why did we shoot that baby in the face?
Now they don't want that. They don't want people asking why did we shoot the baby in the face?
There's a lot of reasons we shoot the baby in the face. You'll get it when you're older.
How about you ask that after you get your first car?
We don't want to explain why we shot the baby in the face to a prepubescent know-it-all.
So the Jonathan Haidt book is basically a book about how damaging social media is to your children because they go on
social media and they find out what losers they are and then that bothers
them. It's called the anxious generation. Now this is all true. Young kids with unfettered access to social media is probably not good for their development.
It's causing an epidemic of mental illness.
You go on sites like TikTok, you simply pick the illness that you want as a child.
It's true. You choose. We used to choose like BMX bikes.
Now you choose an ailment, a disease, an illness, a community.
So the Jonathan Haidt book, but this is the beginning, I believe,
of because again, what tends to happen with all this stuff? But this is the beginning, I believe, of,
because again, what tends to happen with all this stuff
is that it's like a damn breaking.
It's not, there's no one aha moment
where everybody sees the light.
It's little by little people start realizing the
negatives of social media.
But I will tell you this.
The government doesn't care if your children are mentally ill.
They don't. If they did, they would ban the food additives. They would ban,
they don't care. It's not something they really have an investment in. The mental health of your
children. We don't run the cut. They don't care about the mental health of adults. It's not what it is. This is not a country designed because we want to help people's
mental health. People in this country live, many of them without health insurance. They
are one car accident away from complete financial collapse. That's not a system that lends to people's mental health.
The government doesn't care. They're not concerned with your mental health.
There is very little funding for mental health problems. They don't care. Getting my mother was
a schizophrenic. We had to we had the institutionalizer. The process of getting somebody into a mental hospital
is very tough.
They don't wanna pay.
They had a Medicare and stuff, they don't wanna pay.
They don't wanna pay.
They're like, she seems fine.
All these people that are getting punched
in New York City in the face,
they're getting punched by people that are mentally ill.
And these people are walking around the streets and nobody's putting
them in mental hospitals because it's a you know a hard thing to get somebody into a mental hospital.
It's not easy. There's laws that prevent you from committing someone and there's also a lot of people
that go we don't really want to pay for the mental health care of strangers.
So we'll just hope they don't throw us in front of a train.
You know, so this idea that the government cares about, they also don't care about your privacy.
Well, the Chinese are spying on us. It's tick tock. They don't care. They don't. They're spying on
you. The government is also doing all those things that the
Chinese are doing. They don't care. They don't care. They may
not want China to have a leg up. They don't care. I think a lot
of it is coming down to the fact that they don't love what remember when the bin Laden letter went viral on TikTok and all these young girls were flicking their bean to bin Laden.
They were all everybody's masturbating to bin Laden.
I even jerked off to bin Laden.
That's what was going on because the because his letter came out and people were like, whoa, I kind of like this guy.
So everybody was flicking their bean to bin Laden.
I mean, he might as well have been one of the stranger things people.
He got big on TikTok and they didn't love that.
And now we have the thing with Israel and Gaza and whatever you think
or however you feel young kids are turning against the US war machine
Which we we don't we don't need that
right now
Because we're in where we were we got a few
What do we what do we do? What do we give the Ukraine another 60 billion?
Lot of dead kids. That's what that is
another 60 billion? A lot of dead kids. That's what that is. Now everyone's talking about Gaza and I get it, but you got to realize that's 60 billion dollars. The Ukraine and Russia have both
conscripted people. They've drafted kids, not kids, but young adults, college, age, into the military.
Instead of trying, and Putin will go to a negotiating table.
We have constantly told the president of the Ukraine to not go to that negotiating table. We are feeding young Ukrainian men and young Ukrainian
and young Russian men into a meat grinder, into a meat grinder, and no one cares. We think it's good. We actually think it's great. People cheer.
They cheer when we pass that aid package. Everybody cheers. Yeah!
But it's just going to be a lot of dead Ukrainians and a lot of dead Russians.
And we're just trying to bleed the Russian military dry. We don't care. Here we go.
I know this is going to shock everyone. We do not care
about these two regions in northern Ukraine that nobody could pronounce and still can't.
We don't care. It has zero to do with America's national security. It has zero to do with our national interest. Zero.
We do not care.
We're giving them $60 billion in the hopes that we bleed the Russian military.
And eventually there's a regime change in Russia.
That's what we're trying to do.
That's what we're trying to do.
And people celebrate it.
They go, we're doing the right,. It's the right thing to do.
More dead kids, more dead kids.
It's what it that's that's the one, you know, any of you say anything about it or people,
people are like, they're like upset
they're upset so it's like okay how much should we give to Israel 15 14
billion yeah 15 so they got that Ukraine got 60 and then we're getting rid of
tick-tock that's going why did they shoot the baby in the face?
Hey, hey, will you sit down?
There's a lot you don't understand about the world.
Like why sometimes we have to shoot babies in the face.
It's so easy for you in your school, with your friends.
But you don't get it.
You don't get the sacrifices that are made by brave men and women who sometimes have to shoot a baby in the face.
And I'm a little sick of you oversimplifying everything in your head.
You come in here and you sit at this table and you ask me, why? Why are we shooting a baby in the face?
Well, I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why. There's no other option.
Sometimes in life, there's no other option other than to shoot a baby in its face.
Now go to bed.
Give me that phone. Give me that phone.
Give me that phone you got.
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
I get it.
Phones have made the kids annoying.
I get it.
It has.
They're all trans, they're all fat.
The pedophiles in this country don't even know what to do.
They're tranny boom bannies and fatty boom baddies.
They're all 400 pound communists who don't know what genitals they have and which ones
they want to cut off and chop off.
I get it.
And they're also asking very uncomfortable questions about why we seem to be all over
the world killing people all the time.
Our being, like other young people contacted for this story, wonders if the TikTok ban
is an effort to control the information that young people are receiving.
I hate to say it, and it sounds like like a conspiracy theory but I do feel as though the
U.S. government is trying to snuff the people and their voice. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. You got it.
They don't want the questions. They don't want these questions.
Because you have to have these long conversations with your children.
You know, sit down, honey. Sit down.
You know how much me and your father love you.
You know how much we love you.
And we want to make sure that you understand everything.
Okay?
Now you came downstairs in tears, asking us,
why did that baby get shot in its face?
Honey, sometimes there are questions we don't have the answers to.
We don't have the answers to.
You ever just look out at the moon and the stars?
I don't know why the sun rises every day, but it does.
And we bask in its warm glow.
We bask in its warm glow.
We don't know why that beautiful moon comes out every night and enchants our yard with moonlight.
And we certainly don't know why that baby had to get shot in its face.
But all we can hope is that if we shoot enough babies in the face, listen to me.
Listen to your mother. listen to your mother listen to your
mother listen to your mother who loves you listen to mommy mommy wants your
attention if we shoot enough babies in the face then eventually babies won't
have to worry about getting shot in the face do you understand that we're gonna
shoot enough babies so that eventually no babies will get shot do you understand that? We're gonna shoot enough babies so that eventually no babies will get shot. Do you get that?
Not really. Oh, you're so young. You're so young and innocent
I'm a cold old whore
Y'all
Your mother's a cold old whore. I
Your mother's a cold old whore. I am not even attracted to your father anymore.
When he climbs on top of me and puts his half-hard penis
in my old cobweb-filled vagina, I just close my eyes
and wait for it to end.
The only happiness I have is when I take three or four
glasses of Pinot Grigio to the head,
and I get away with driving home drunk,
and I masturbateate thinking of women. But I'll tell you this right now, I have
learned to not ask questions like you and you will too. When you're my age and
you're in a relationship with a man you don't love and you when he climbs on top
of you with a stinking breath and he inserts his penis into your vagina, you know,
and you're just laying on that bed praying
that one day you have the strength to kill him or yourself
or both, you will understand why far away
a baby has to get shot in the face.
That's what, that's really what it's
coming down to. That's what it's coming down to. I want to say this I want to say
this and I want to say this Harvey Weinstein welcome back. The Me Too movement
has been a complete failure and Bill Cosby is out of jail. Harvey Weinstein's conviction is overturned.
I will work with you today.
I will work with you yesterday.
I will work with you tomorrow.
Nothing good has happened
since this man's been put in a cell.
I'm telling you right now, Kevin Spacey is back.
Harvey Weinstein is back. I'm telling you right now, Kevin Spacey is back. Harvey Weinstein is back.
I'm sorry, you might not want to hear it,
but a panel of all female judges just came out
and they're putting the big guy in the director's chair.
He's coming back in a four to three decision on Thursday,
New York's highest court overturned Harvey Weinstein's
2020 conviction on felony sex crime charges.
A reversal that horrified and dismayed many of the women
whose decision to speak out against Mr. Weinstein,
a prominent Hollywood producer accelerated to the,
which, who accelerated the Me Too movement.
The New York, well, you know what's funny,
and the reason I say that the Me Too movement is a failure,
is not because I want women to suffer any type of harassment or abuse.
What I am saying is that remember when this whole thing happened, everybody had a scale.
And the scale was from Weinstein on one end, and Cosby, to then whoever else.
Like a guy who made like an off-color remark to his secretary in an elevator or whatever.
Well
On one side of the scale
Weinstein and Cosby are both out.
I mean is he out of jail yet? No. No, he's still serving the California sentence.
But here's the deal.
They may overturn that too.
That might be next.
So what I mean about the movement being a failure
is if the two guys that the movement was kind of based on
Bill Cosby out of jail and Harvey Weinstein hopeful
his conviction just got overturned. Bill Cosby out of jail and Harvey Weinstein, hopeful.
His conviction just got overturned.
Cautiously excited, that's what they're saying.
By the way, hey, movie fans, you should be cautiously excited.
You should be cautiously excited. You should be cautiously excited.
How great is his next one going to be?
Because it might be his last one.
He's not in great health.
He comes back and just kills it.
Makes a movie about a guy who's falsely accused of rape or something.
I don't know.
Just guessing.
Spitballing.
This man, now I know a lot. he's an ogre and he's a
tyrant and he, listen, all of those things may be true, are true,
but the man just got his conviction overturned. We live in a country of laws.
We live in a country of laws.
You understand that?
So at the end of the day, this, you know,
I was sitting at the Soho house at a meeting in LA.
The Soho house is a collection of the worst of humanity
in every city, but specifically here in LA.
All these people wearing like leather jackets
and these witch hats and it's for dilettantes.
It's for people that think they're in the arts,
but are not.
It's rich kids pretending, it's people playing dress up,
it's people that are in the business of entertainment,
the agents and managers, the social media people,
the brand deal people,, these people, right?
I'm always in, look, there's a panel right there,
probably about Harvey Weinstein.
Well, guess what?
Guess what, ladies?
I've got a surprise.
I have a surprise addition to the panel.
He's coming back.
And I was saying to myself, I'm looking around
at all these frauds in the Soho house people that have zero talent
they have nothing they've rode some wave of luck and
politics
to the
unimportant position they're now in and I'm looking around at these near-do-wells
these nothings and
I and I and I and I'm reading this article about Harvey,
and I'm saying to myself, when he walks back in, don't be surprised if he's greeted warmly.
Don't, don't you be surprised if he's greeted warmly
Don't be shocked
People are ready to put that chapter to bed and
Nothing puts it to bed better
than Harvey Weinstein
Strolling into the Soho house or Craig's or another institution in Hollywood and
being greeted, I want women throwing their pussies at them. Here's my pussy
Harvey. If you will know that this country is finally back,
if women are throwing their pussies at Harvey Weinstein, you will know it's back.
A lot of people are not ready for it. A lot of people aren't ready. They're not ready.
They don't know how quick the volley, the tennis ball, comes back over the net. But it does.
Now why did they overturn this conviction?
Does the movie suck?
Why did they do this?
Basically they allowed people to testify that weren't a part of the charges.
So sort of like stacking the deck against him.
Because it was, listen, I'm not saying the man is innocent of his crimes
Here's what I'm saying the
frothing at the mouth witch hunt
mentality
Allowed this conviction to be overturned how giddy people were in
2020 people forgot about the law they forgot that there was a fucking law.
It was the Salem witch trials and maybe he's a witch. He's probably a witch. There's enough
people saying he's a witch, but there's still law. There's still a procedure and people forgot that.
People are letting people get on the stand
and just pop all kinds of shit, say whatever they wanted.
Because it was 2020 and they were gonna,
people are going nuts.
And now all of these women know, these women know,
they're female judges.
Here's the thing about female judges.
Can we see these judges?
I wanna see the all women panel that heroically,
heroically overturned a Harvey Weinstein thing.
Let's see them.
Cause I'm gonna tell you why in two seconds.
I'm gonna tell you why it happened.
One of the reasons it happened is that female judges don't like
hoes.
They don't like hoes.
They don't like hoes.
They don't feel bad for hoes because they weren't hoes.
These female judges worked their
asses off to get where they got. And they're probably, this is Harvey Weinstein literally
right now calling me, literally calling me right now. He's calling me right now. This
is one of them. It's my agent. Hold on. Hi, I'm defending Harvey Weinstein on my podcast. I'll call you back. Thank you
What show me one of those judge she ain't listening to know ho
She doesn't want no. Oh that
She's not trying to hear it. She ain't trying to hear it
This woman is an accomplished woman She's not trying to hear it. She ain't trying to hear it.
This woman is an accomplished woman.
And she's got hoes up in the courtroom.
Look at that, you think she feels bad for any of these women at Judge?
You think that Judge feels bad for Angelina Jolie? You think that a
female judge goes, yeah I feel real bad for Gwyneth Paltrow? Let him out! You think
she feels bad for Gwyneth? Let him out! Gwyneth Paltrow's selling goop, green juice,
and sprays to ward off vampires and all kinds of shit to fat middle American women from Kansas.
And this judge has had enough.
Let them out.
Let them out.
She's had enough.
Angelina Jolie's walking around with vials of blood
around her neck.
She's got 15 kids from 19 countries.
Let them out.
Let them out.
This is how crazy the Me Too movement got
that even women now are saying,
let's let these monsters out of jail.
Because we've had enough.
I like that bitch. She's legit. She's probably a Democrat too.
She's most likely a Democrat. And she doesn't care.
Because she goes,
guys, there's actually a law here.
Sorry about there's a law.
There's a law.
Jenny Rivera.
That's her name?
Yes.
What is that thing?
Judge Jenny Rivera could get booted.
What's that?
Get that one up.
Oh, because she refused a COVID Vax. That's my girl!
That's my girl!
That's right.
I like this woman.
Jenny Rivera doesn't give a shit.
She's like, get away from my body with that.
That's right.
I like this woman.
She's like, get away from my body with that.
That's right.
I like this woman. She's like, get away from my body with that. That's right.
I like this woman.
She's still, we're gonna feel bad for Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow.
That's who we're feeling bad for now.
No, nope.
Jenny Rivera goes, no thanks.
Where were they when I was working at the bodega making chopped cheese and going to
school at night
and people like Gwyneth Paltrow were spitting on me. Let him out, let him free.
I hope Harvey Weinstein marches out of jail. Correct. Why you shouldn't body shame Harvey
Weinstein. That is correct. That is correct.
I hope he marches out of jail
and I hope he marches right back into Hollywood
and starts working again.
Everybody deserves a second, third or 18th chance.
Everybody, including this mogul.
Judge Jenny Rivera thinks so.
Who am I?
She's a judge.
I'm going against her? She's a judge. I'm going against her. She's a judge
He's gonna make a great movie
He's gonna make a this guy is gonna get out of jail and make the greatest movie ever
Okay
He's gonna make it about that mass grave
outside of that Al-Shifa hospital in Israel. All those
Palestinians who killed themselves. He's going to make
the greatest movie about the biggest mass suicide in history
when all those Palestinians took their own lives. Watch he's in
put him in coach. You'll see. He's gonna make a movie where you'll just see two-year-old Palestinians
with guns like...
In a world where no one can be trusted
and even children carry the weapons of war,
only one country has unimpeachable intent.
The Weinstein brothers present
Israel it had to be done.
Starring gal good. Oh.
Kevin spacey
and just Lane Max and in her and introducing Jislaine Maxwell.
Israel, it had to be done.
There'll be little little Palestinians and they'll come out and they'll have these little like guns and they'll just be like.
I think it could be fun. I'm into it. I'm ready to see it. I'm ready to see it. You know, I'm ready to see it. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Italy looks to ban late night ice cream in Milan. The ban is aimed at preserving tranquility for residents. Italy, you know, you go to Europe now, by the way,
and you're starting to notice certain American things
are creeping into Europe, like people eating really late.
And you know, Europe is always kind of late,
like it's later than America,
like a lot of restaurants in France open at 7 p.m.
and people eat till 11, okay?
But America, we all know, food is available,
you know, usually throughout the night,
throughout the night.
And Milan poised to ban ice cream pizza
and more after midnight after new proposed law.
Because really what they're noticing,
and what they're saying to themselves is people
will behave badly if given the opportunity
covering 12 districts to propose it would ban all takeaway food including pizza and
drink after midnight in an effort to clamp down on noisy groups crowding on the streets
of the Italian city keeping local residents up.
So what's happening is, is a bunch of drunk people are gathering in the streets of the Italian city, keeping local residents up. So what's happening is,
is a bunch of drunk people are gathering in the streets
and they're getting a kebab or a scoop of ice cream.
And the people in Italy are like,
I'm trying to just go to bed
and remember the good old days
when this country was run by Mussolini
and we had a future.
But now 25 to 30% of our young people are unemployed.
They live with their families forever. There's nothing going on. Okay. And so they're out there
getting drunk and eating ice cream instead of joining the war. They need a world. By the way,
all these European countries, they're like, they are chomping at the bit. A lot of them need a world. By the way, all these European countries, they're like they are chomping at the bit.
A lot of them need a little bit of a world war. And so do we.
The proposal would be effective until mid-May and last until November because the summers get wild.
A lot of tourists come into these places and they start showing the Italians how it's done.
Here's how it's done. Here's how it's done.
America, the amount of fighting that goes on at these late
night food places is amazing.
I mean, it's famous to watch these Denny's fights,
these Waffle House fights.
People go out to diners late at night.
They're on the boardwalk in Atlantic City,
and they're all lining up to eat.
And they decide something runs,
something that rubs them the wrong way,
and they start killing each other.
And Italy watches that and goes, we don't want that.
We don't want a bunch of people throwing hash browns
at each other at 3 a.m.
How do we stop it?
Can we stop people from getting on the table and throwing hash browns at each other at 3 a.m. How do we stop it? Can we stop people from getting on the table and throwing?
Hash Browns at each other is there a law that we can introduce so that we can because they know what's coming sure
It's a couple of scoops of gelato at midnight. That's that's fine, but they know what's coming later on which is full
Wars in our restaurants at two or three in the morning. Wars. I mean
people trying to kill each other late at night and they know it they see it.
People in Italy watch people at Denny's beat the living shit out of each other.
They watch brawl after brawl. People are getting choked out and put to sleep on the floor of a Perkins.
And Italy is going, is this our future? People are picking up those waffle ass metal chairs and bludgeoning other people with it and
Italy goes you know what let's stop this let's cut this out let's stop this now
and I get it I get it I mean it's easy to say well what about freedom but this
is freedom freedom is the freedom to crack someone over the head
with a napkin holder at 2 to 3 AM.
You really believe in freedom when you're young.
And as you get older, you start to realize
there's some pitfalls.
There's some negatives to it, to be honest.
One of the negatives of freedom is
that people will use it to take a chair at their local waffle house and skull
somebody with it at one in the morning because they're unhappy for whatever reason.
I don't know.
I don't know why aren't these people happy?
They're eating pancakes at 3 a.m.
You'd think they'd be happy, but you add drugs, you add poverty, you add
other things that are, you know, people, perhaps social media gets
added to the mix.
People popping shit about each other.
And Italy's looking at all this, and this is really exclusively
American phenomenon. Most people in other countries aren't really killing
each other at breakfast restaurants.
There's not many, you can't really point to like a ton of brawls in Swedish pancake, you know what
I mean? Like there's just not a lot of them, but here in America we are famous for a brawl, and a
brawl with breakfast food is for whatever reason is more disturbing. Like people that are eating pancakes
and decide to kill each other,
it's somehow more disturbing.
I went with Sam Talent to a nice little spot in Sweden
for Swedish meatballs and pancakes.
And we sat and we ate and we left.
At no point did I or Sam or any of the residents in the restaurant decide
to pick up a chair, a napkin holder, a drink, a fork, and try to kill someone.
But in America this is a pretty common occurrence. I've never been around for
something like this that
happened live.
But this happens quite a lot
and I think Italy starting to go well can we stop this before
it starts.
Can we stop this before people start losing their mind, I
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Trans man explains what it's like attending three sex parties in five hours in New York City
too many
Too many
Too many too many sex parties three within five hours? How do you even get there on the train?
Let's see what they're saying.
I've been invited to three sex parties tonight.
Good for you.
And I know you're thinking there's no way that I'm gonna attend all three to which I say, think again.
I am all about breaking records and being of service to my community.
One's at 5 p.m. and I'm almost there.
Then the next one has a hard cutoff at 7 and that's in Midtown
So I got to get there. The third one's at 930 also in Midtown. So this is very manageable. I have snacks
I have breath mints. I have long socks
So I can stick a bottle of lube in them at clothes check if I need to. I am ready and prepared to make history
Okay, I'm here. I gotta go. Party number one
big success
Understand I'm trying to be more realistic and set my expectations these days and quit
falling in the ham.
I'll just be going at it with these guys and then I'll look up and be like, oh my god,
I'm in love with six of you.
Does that work out well for me in the end?
Never, not once.
I'm trying to fall in love with less people, right?
And I thought that I was doing a great job and I was like, you know what, only in love
with four, I've had a great time, time to get out and go to the next one.
And then the really hot one was like, hey what only in love with four I've had a great time time to get out and go to the next one and then the really hot
one was like hey don't leave before I get your number and I was like anyway I
gave it to him don't get your hopes up you and me both the night is still young
though there's so many other people I fall in love with.
What is that what is what are they reading? Freedom is a constant struggle. So you know what's interesting?
Here's what I find interesting.
This person, who will be a senator probably,
but this person's in a COVID mask
and just described that they were at five
or three sex parties
and they were having sex with like five or six people
which I have no problem with,
consenting adults doing whatever they want,
but then you're in a COVID mask.
That's crazy. That's absurd. six people, which I have no problem with consenting adults doing whatever they want. But then then you're in a COVID
mask. That's crazy. That's absurd. You want to go fuck
sex six people fine. But then you put on a COVID mask in the
subway and read. That seems odd. That seems that seems very
strange.
I know people that go to sex parties, but it's not, it's never like, you know, I don't know.
It's always like, it's never like the Illuminati sex parties.
There's sex parties in Long Island, it's just like old swinger couples, you know, in like trashy areas.
You know, it's like not, you know, people that are fucking on like per go wood floors, you know, the engineered wood.
It's never like the Illuminati sex party,
Epstein Island types.
It's always like, you know, people in their 40s or 50s,
maybe these kind of maybe even older 60s,
kind of these bored boomer couples swinging,
you know, of these long Island.
Cause that's the real fun.
Like we all imagine it's the eyes wide shut.
That's what we imagine. But it's not always that. You know, I know a lot of like, you know, I've talked about it on the show before these like really like pervy old Long Island couples that'll
go to these swingers bars and just meet people, you know, so good for good for this person.
But does it keep going? Do they review all of the sex parties?
Yeah, you're all skipped at the end. Yeah.
After getting Dick down by half of New York, I'm here to tell you that we are very desirable
and we are very hot to many people. And like you can be trans and non binary and still have
a healthy, wonderful sex life and still be loved.
As soon as I got to the hotel where the third one was scheduled, the group was deleted on the app in which it was organized and I was like, what?
I thought maybe I had been blocked.
I thought maybe I was the problem, but I wasn't because then I was looking at this other guy
who was very clearly there for the same reasons.
He was like, this just get canceled for you too?
And I was like, yeah.
Anyway, long story short, he was staying in the same hotel.
So we just went back to his place.
So was it three?
Technically, no.
But was it an enjoyable evening had by all?
And by all, I mean myself?
Yes, I would consider this successful.
And now I'm going home to shower and take my prep.
I showered, I put on my bonnet.
I'm gonna take my little doxy peps right here.
I'm gonna take my prep and I'm going to sleep.
I'll see you next time.
It's weird because to me it's like, doesn't like,
it's a lot of mommy blogger energy
for someone who's at all these sex parties.
I mean, like, we're taking the cool out of everything here.
It's like a mommy blogger energy with it.
You're in a bonnet and you're taking PrEP.
Don't do that.
Be like, just fucking, just fucking go to bed
and see if you get AIDS.
You know what I mean?
Be cool. Be a cool person.
There's something weird about the mechanization of this whole thing where it's like somebody is like, a lot of people, it feels like they're more into the video than the sex parties.
Everybody's just dying for everybody to know how good things are.
A lot of people don't think that we are desirable, but we're
very desirable and we're having sex all the time. It's a little bit of a creepy energy.
It's a little bit of a creepy energy. There's almost no value in our society anymore
to secrets, you know? Like people used to keep secrets. They used to have lives that they didn't share with everybody. And I just don't get why. You would think if you're like a trans person going around to fuck all these guest business guys that maybe you're in the closet or whatever, you'd have a little discretion. Have a little discre- Can we say one thing about Harvey Weinstein?
Positively? Can we say one positive thing about him now that his conviction is being overturned?
He was kind of a man that was a fan of maybe maybe more of a quiet, quiet behavior.
And I think there's something about that that's kind of appealing. I don't know there's just something and this
person has to know how this will turn people off. It turns people off. It just
turns people off. It's like the guy that comes around is like, I fucked all these
bitches. People just go, hey we don't you know we don't care. We don't really want
to be involved in your life like that.
That's why you have close friends.
That's why we've destroyed the distinction in our society between a close friend and like a follower or someone on the internet.
You know what I mean?
So you're just, you're talking to people on the internet randomly and telling them all these things when you should just tell one or two people or no one.
Some things you should just die with.
You know, like if you went to three sex parties in one night, you should die with that or tell like one or two people.
That shouldn't be like a video.
That person has the same energy as someone who's like,
here's how I make my classic Caesar salad.
I start with the intro of these.
It's like, what?
They have the same energy.
So I went to the first party.
I went to the first party and I got
digged down by three different guys.
One of them seemed Arab.
It was really fun because it was taboo.
At the next party party I had a golden
shower where a bunch of people pissed on my face but I was really careful to not get any
of that cadence. I was really careful to not get any of the piss in my mouth because I
don't really like salty things. The next party was anal only which is basically we all wore thongs that only exposed our asses.
There was no frontal play.
It was ass play only.
And I am a fucking go-get-along-go-along type.
I'm a down-ass bitch.
So as soon as I went to the next party, I propped myself up on an old recliner and just
people wailed on me the entire night.
And now I'm back home and I'm watching
the latest episode of Storage War.
It's like the most boring people.
And it was very like, ugh.
You know, you're like, what about not telling people
what you're doing?
I'm not gonna morally tell people what to do with their lives,
but how about shutting up?
I mean, you should just kind of keep it close to the vest, I think.
That would be my recommendation.
But this person's very proud, and they want to win.
They feel that by going out and telling all of these people
how much sex they're having and how much sex you can have as a trans person.
But we know that.
Don't we know that?
Don't people know that?
I don't think the LGBT community suffers from that stereotype that they're not promiscuous enough.
Is that the stereotype that gay people are suffering from? I don't think so.
So I think it's weird when a lot of people think you're a pervert to go out and just say,
hey, I'm a pervert.
All these things.
I don't understand why people don't keep anything close to the vest anymore.
I don't understand, you know, all these people with these fetishes, they're all out parading
their fetishes all over the place.
It's not fun if you're doing it in the mall.
Like these people that want to be respected as like a furry or somebody who's wearing
a diaper.
Can't you keep it to yourself that you're wearing a diaper?
Is there nothing?
Yeah, this is another one. Lessons from a 20
person polycule. It's like there's 20 people all fucking each other and they're all going like,
how do we set boundaries? Shut up. Here's a boundary. Don't tell anyone what you're doing.
Shut up. What do you need from people now? You need people to cosign 20 of you fucking
each other? What is this? What do you want from me? What do you want from anyone? Shut
up! The word polycule is a synthesis of polyamory engaging in multiple romantic relationships
and molecule. It's not clear when the word was coined, but it seems to have started kajik.
Yeah, it was coined when a guy who's fucking everybody, they're like, what's going on? He's like, well,
they're like, you're destroying everyone's life. He's like, no, no, no, it's a polycule. It's a cult leader. It's a cult.
But I guess, you know,
people are,
words like family and network are also used.
That's those are not what those are.
That's absolutely not what that is.
Families are not supposed to have sex with each other and neither on networks.
20 people in a relationship seems unruly.
It seems unruly.
And if you're going to do that, if you're gonna be in a
cult, that's cool. Sex cults have existed forever. I don't understand why there
has to be articles about this. Every week now there's an article about 20 people
that have decided to have sex with each other and how they're like, how are we
setting boundaries? How are we respecting
each other in this orgy? And you go, I have no idea why is this an article? Why are they
writing about this? Why do we know about this? Why is it paragraph after paragraph about
these people? Our polycule is female run. It's the female identified people who spearhead, we convene, we plan, we call the shots.
It's a bunch of queer women who say we're not going to follow the rules.
Okay, great. But we need to know, why do we need to know about this? We don't care.
Tons of people fuck people all the time. I don't know what this is.
I love all these people. I have this abundance of love to give.
Okay. Okay. Everyone is so deeply in love with each other. That's not true. That's completely not true.
Whether or not it's romantic love. Okay. That's completely untrue. Why can't people just have an orgy?
What are you talking about?
This isn't, you're not deeply in love with 20 people.
Just have an orgy and you don't have to, I don't want to read about it in the New York Times.
Why am I reading about your orgy in the New York Times?
There's seven wars going on, three of them micro-nuclear.
What in God's name are they doing at the New York Times?
Why am I reading about whose penis is going in whose mouth
and whose ass at the New York Times?
It's crazy.
We are literally on the brink of World War III.
Things are hotter than they've ever been.
And the New York Times is writing about the boundaries
that people are setting in an orgy.
It's crazy.
It makes no sense.
When you look at what's going on,
if there was nothing going on in the world,
and there never is nothing going on,
but if there was a little less going on,
if things weren't as hot as they are, okay,
in Russia, Ukraine, the Middle East, Iran, Israel,
if thing, China, the Taiwan Strait, if we weren't at this position, the middle east iran israel if think china the taiwan straight
If we weren't at this position, maybe you'd let them get away with it a little bit
But the fact that every single region i've just mentioned is on the brink of a severe
problem And the paper of record
Is writing about
20 people who've decided to have an orgy.
And then the rules, the rules of the orgy.
This is like a in-depth investigative report on the rules.
There's a lot here, go down a bit. There's a lot here.
Go down a bit.
There's a lot of boundary setting.
Broken rules can be really damaging.
Adhering to other people's boundaries is a big part of being in the polycule.
That's paramount.
In the polycule, it ranges from people who really don't have rules to we're only going
to date people together or we're going to participate in the group as friendships or
as sensual friendships or going to be sexually intimate gatherings and outside of that we're not going to date anyone individually.
What are they even describing? I don't even understand what this is. So you can be in this and not fuck?
Can you just be in it and want to talk about Israel? What is this?
We also gather as a group for parties that are sometimes intentionally sexual,
but sometimes not at all.
You're just describing any configuration of people doing anything.
Sometimes we fuck and sometimes we don't.
And sometimes you have parties and sometimes we don't.
And sometimes we go in the ocean, but sometimes we don't.
I don't get it.
Who cares? It's an evolving organism that looks entirely
different from everyone's perspective. One person who's a part of the policy. You're not, you don't,
you're not interesting. You're not interesting and this doesn't matter. What you're doing
interesting and this doesn't matter. What you're doing is irrelevant. It's irrelevant.
And it shouldn't be the focal point of an article in the paper of record. There has been forever
throughout history people who want to have sex in groups with each other. There have been swingers.
We do not need new terminology and we certainly don't need a fucking full-page spread in the times about people fucking. My husband, my nesting partner,
is the person I own a home with. I also have life partnership friends. I call them my wives,
who are core members in the polycule. These are the most boring people you've ever met.
Let me explain to you the need for this.
These are the most banal, boring people you have ever met.
They need this thing because it's this thing
that makes them in their own eyes
or in their own perspective,
their own conception of themselves, it makes them like
really interesting and wild because they have life partnership friends.
I call them my wives.
One of the husbands is one of my best friends and occasional sexual partner and I do have
sex with my wives, but we're not romantically involved, but I love them.
So Anne, her husband is her nesting partner. She owns a home with him.
She also has life partnership friends, I call them my wives.
So Anne has friends and a husband.
You keeping up?
One of their husbands is also one of my best friends
and occasional sexual partners.
So she's a swinger who occasionally fucks one of her friend's husbands.
And I do have sex with my wives, but we're not romantically involved.
So occasionally they finger each other or scissor, but it, and she goes, I love them.
And again, and again, this is a, an article.
If they, if they pitched us the times I go yeah yeah who cares
oh cool okay great good cool I love that she's like my husband my nesting
partner is what I own a home with so he's got credit my nesting partner is
the one with money I'll put my ass in anyone's face but My nesting partner is the one with money. I'll put my ass in anyone's
face but my nesting partner inherited money from his great aunt so he's the
one that I nest with. Everybody else I'm not really nesting with. The polycule.
We're in a polycule. You think you'll have jackets? We're all in the polycule.
What is the polycule stance on Gaza?
You think you have meetings to talk about that?
You think after the orgy, everybody sits around and goes,
we have to come out with a statement
and make it known that our polycule is divesting.
We will not be having any more orgies in Tel Aviv.
I don't know.
This is in every major
newspaper now, they are writing about this stuff. I guarantee you if you met
any of these people in real life, you would blow your brains out because these
are the most boring people in the world. This is why they've needed to call
themselves this name. This is why they're participating in this group.
And again, just, I'm not a guy who's gonna tell you
what to do and not do.
Morally, I just say, I am so confused
as to why we were reading about this every week.
Every week, there is an article about a polycule or polyamory or
this is what we do and this is how it's gonna be and people get jealous they go
well you know people get jealous people really get jealous and you go yeah I
would I would gather they would people get really jealous in the polycule. You got to be really careful.
What?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can you believe it when a Harvey Weinstein gets out of jail, he starts
reading about the polycule.
Can you believe that?
I hope it's the first article he reads when they put him in a limo.
They put him in a limo and he drives him out of the California.
Where is he serving?
Right now he's in upstate New York.
Upstate New York. They put him in a limo right after he reads the first article he reads
about the polycule, about people, everybody's fucking each other in the polycule. I'm telling
you right now, Harvey Weinstein is coming back and we'll all be better for it. We'll
all be better for it. Don't get mad at me. I didn't do it. I didn't overturn it, but it was overturned.
He's coming back. He's coming back. This is like the nightmare that all these people, because there are laws.
And apparently, the letter of the law was not followed here. I'm not a lawyer. I'm not going to pretend to go through the...
I'm not going to get in the weeds. But these female judges were like, he's back, he's back and
he's better than ever. And his next project I will work on.
I will. He's coming back. I don't know what to tell
everybody. I know it's many people are angry
But it I mean put it this way if the if the California
Conviction is overturned he's going he's out and if he's out he's making a movie if he's out of jail and he's alive
He's making a move. There's no what's he gonna do. It's what he does. That's what he does painters paint
He's gonna get out of jail. He's gonna make a movie, there's no what's he gonna do. It's what he does. That's what he does. Painters paint. He's gonna get out of jail, he's gonna make a movie.
And then there's going to be, I'm telling you right now,
I just sat in the Soho house, looking around the Soho house
and no one there had a soul.
Except the people that were at my meeting
who might give me money, they're fine.
But everyone else didn't have a soul.
And I was looking around going, there's absolutely no reason these people would not
Warm to Harvey Weinstein as soon as he's back. They absolutely will
They absolutely will and you know an agent an agent's gonna be like hi. So we have this um
we have this opportunity for you and it's a new it's a new film and
It's very exciting. It's very exciting. Yeah
But full disclosure it is being made
it is being made by the Weinstein brothers and
So there's gonna be a little bit of a pause and the actress is gonna go or actor whoever
They're gonna go, or actor, whoever, they're gonna go, oh, and the agent's gonna go, so I just wanted to, I just wanted to get out in front of it and just kind of let you know,
because you know, I just like to put it out there. No, no, no, I know, thank you so much,
I appreciate, I just want to be straightforward with you, because you know, I'm not a liar. I'm a lot of things, but not a liar. My agent said that the other day.
I'm like, that's one of the top three things you are. What are you talking about? That's
literally your job description. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a liar. What are you
talking about? It's like the second thing I would say. And so the agent is going to
be like, you know, I just wanted to like, give you all the information. I wanted to
be as straightforward as possible. And I just wanted to like, give you all the information. I wanted to be as straightforward as possible.
And I just wanted to make sure that you had all the information,
because, listen, it's a decision.
It's a decision.
And I wanted to let you know.
And the actress is going to know I like totally get it.
Like, it just it's such so heavy.
There's such a weight.
And I just, you know, I'm, you know, because...
But I've always kind of believed in second chances.
And I've always kind of believed in that it is a lead role.
And again, I'm not trying to like influence your decision at all,
but it is a lead role.
The role is Morgan.
She's like a quirky type.
She comes from Tennessee, but she's got a real great head on
her shoulder. She's whip smart. And you know, it's a lead role.
It's not the lead role, but you don't want the lead role. So
again, you're not really going to be getting a lot of the heat
if you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah, it's almost like this one.
Maybe it is better to kind of, you know, be a little bit in the
background. Exactly. I mean, you're not in the background, but you're you're you know, you're part like this one, maybe it is better to kind of, you know, be a little bit in the background.
Exactly.
I mean, you're not in the background, but you're, you're, you know, you're part of
this.
I mean, you're on the carpet.
I mean, you're there.
It's a meaty roll.
It's a juicy roll.
You would be amazing.
You grew up in the South, right?
I grew up in Maryland.
Same thing.
The point is we're just really excited about you in this role.
You know, she like loves nature and she like loves rivers, you know, and she like is just
razor sharp and she's always like cracking jokes and like, you did improv comedy, right?
Well, I signed up for a class.
I never went.
Exactly.
It's the same thing.
It's like, it's in your blood to just be really funny.
And we just think this is the right move for you.
We would never tell you to do anything that wasn't the right move for you.
We're just taking people's temperature on this all over town and like, I just think
we're just going into another era.
It's not as much about judgment as it was.
It's kind of more about, you know, people creating and navigating these different relationships.
And it's really, really exciting.
And I'm just, I'm just, you know, again, just full disclosure,
I'm not trying to be influential.
I'm just trying to influence you.
Like, you know, I tell all of my clients,
my favorite thing to do is to like watch you make
the decisions because who am I, right?
I'm just somebody who's here just trying to guide you,
but you're the captain of the ship, really.
I'm just like the star or something. and you look at me and occasionally I wave to
you and just say you're on the right course, you know, and you are, you are,
whether you take this or not, but I will say that this is one of those moments,
you know, it's just one of those moments in your career where, you know, I mean,
you know, let's just be honest, we're women, we're getting older, I mean,
everybody's getting older and this town is, you know, let's just be honest, we're women, we're getting older. I mean, everybody's getting older and this town is, you know, it's brutal.
It's cutthroat, you know, and this is a chance to really knock it out of the park.
And, you know, I just think that it's worth considering.
That's why I brought it to you.
It's worth considering.
It's not, you know, you don't have to do it, but it's worth considering.
And just I'm just thinking that this backlash and everyone's afraid of I just I just don't see it a couple of blogs maybe a
couple of tweets but I mean it's or X's I mean I don't even know what that's
called anymore you know yeah and so the movie right now you play Morgan you're
like fun and spunky it's about the first polycule in Gaza after the war