This Is Important - Ep 184: Dry January Just Got a Little Damp
Episode Date: January 23, 2024Today, this is what's important: Zoa Energy, surgery, Christian movies, drinking baby blood, damp January, the Zodiac killer, Super Bowl babies, the Emmys, movie trailers, and more.See omnystudio.com/...listener for privacy information.
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I'm Nicole Perkins and in my new podcast, The Godmother, I'm inviting you to 1930s New York.
I want to tell you the extraordinary story of Eunice Carter, the trailblazing black female lawyer
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In the like hour and a half I was there there I took four shots of Jaeger and had three
beers so I gotta perform surgery tonight baby.
Woo! Fuck you I'm peeling off from my homie Blake.
Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the pod. Oh yeah we were ripping off a few ads and man you people you're gonna love it TI nation. It was it was fun watching you guys just kind of in your element doing ads just pitching stuff
and pitching products that we know and love like tell them. So energy baby. So no he didn't. Yeah baby.
I'm still gonna send that. Oh man., I am a little zipped up from this.
I like it.
We can pull out him the Zoa Constrictors.
He'll squeeze one right down the throat.
Yes, points!
And look at this.
Look at this.
You don't have DT's.
What is that?
Dude, I'm not trembling.
Usually, you get the energy drink shakes, you know, when you're all too jacked up.
That's because you're mixing it with alcohol and other things but what's going on?
No, look at that. Adam, you look like a cool like magician doing that.
And for viewers just listening, he's holding his hand out like a fucking sorcerer like a lock or something. Yeah, man
Have you guys ever you know how like a
You're a saw woman in there
No, I look like a surgeon. I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe back in the day they used robots to cut people open or maybe they are still like
slicing people open with scalpel.
Sorry.
Expand on that a little bit.
What do you think robots are doing?
Back in the day they used robots?
No, I'm saying maybe now they use robots.
But back in the day, you just had to have a steady hand.
And if you were a really smart doctor, but then in the moment, you couldn't do it.
You would, you'd get a little nervous and you'd start to do a little jiggle about,
right? Not with a Zoa. Yeah.
Yeah. If they have Zoa in the 19, four,
dang, you beat me. You beat me to it.
Ders day. Is that where we're going or I
was where I was going I was gonna loop
back to Zoa you're saying when like back
in like the Wild West when they're
pulling like bullets out of people's
legs and shit you you wish they had a
Zoa they took Zoa not even it could even
be the 50s dude it could just be like
yeah sure wish we had zoa in the 50s
that's the movie zoa in the fifties.
That's the movie.
Zo in the fifties be like this.
We invented time machine just to get Zoa to all of our, our like ex presidents and just we saved the world one Zoa at a time.
And that ad campaign is free of.
And Zoa is Coca Cola.
Co, you know, it's, it's sort of our beverage, our nation's beverage.
Yeah.
But do you guys think you could do that?
Can you imagine if Coca-Zoa was...
Oh my God!
If we all just ran around for all these decades saying,
Dude, can I get a Diet Coca-Zoa?
Because it says arbitrarily weird as Coca-Cola.
Yeah, yeah. It would have flown.
Yeah, the world would be a better place
There would be peace on earth if it was coca-cola. Do you guys think going back to this surgeon?
With the steady hand sure do we think that we all could be a surgeon? I obviously were too dumb
I get that. I do understand. Yeah, I do understand that we don't have the brainpower to be a surgeon
Sure Where's the skin at? Do understand that we don't have the brain power to be a surgeon. Sure. You are so dumb.
Where's the skin at?
Look at the titties on this one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Do you think you could have a steady hand and slice someone up?
Um, huh?
Sure.
Well, so you're saying no smarts is required.
You're just saying am I physically capable of being the person with the scalpel?
Is this like ratatouille situation? Like a mouse or whatever it was can tell you what you're doing?
I would do it. I study hand. See I wish there was a ratatouille situation, but it's it's literally you just let let's say
We're on the run. We just robbed a bank one. I Blake took a bullet. Okay, Ders
Do you think so I reached in with my I sterilized my do you think, so I reached in with my, I sterilized my hand.
Okay.
And I reached in, I pulled the bullet out and then, and then it's, you have to, oh,
this kind of fucks up because now you just have to stitch.
Suture?
I got my suture guy.
Well, now you just have to stitch.
I feel like all of us could stitch each other up, but I mean.
That could be a sloppy dog.
Okay.
Blake is, Blake's over there dying being like, what if I got shot in the dick and he had to suck the bullet out
Yeah, man, I've been kind of wait wait what he's got that one in the chamber
All right, so maybe maybe maybe we're on it that that story sucked
Well, what if we're like on an island and Blake's of pancreas is exploding and we have to get his pancreas out
And we're alone. He's gonna die if we have to get his pancreas out and we're alone
He's gonna die if we don't cut him open and rip out his but is there like an instruction manual or are we winging it?
Yeah, I feel like maybe the only it's gotta be an instruction manual. That's what I meant by the ratatouille
We're like it's instructing, but we're doing the actual I got it. I got it physical work
Yeah, it's all three of us on an island
There's a fourth person the fourth person is a surgeon and they can tell you everywhere to cut he just his arms were blown off his arms
Were brought yeah, he just lost his arms. Yeah, so trying to pick up Blake's humongous dick
Yeah, bro. He tried to frickin wheelbarrow my car
Sorry
Oh, sorry, I didn't give you a heads up about my armpits. You broke my hands.
I know that's what you were thinking.
Stupid.
Sorry, I keep beating everyone to their own punchlines.
You know my brand of comedy, sir, and that's why I like you.
OK?
So he's kind of on the side telling you, OK,
so just reach over a little to the right, right under the,
where was I hurt?
You're pancreas. Where is the pancreas on the body? I like these movies by the way where this is the scenario
Or even like last crusade were like the old dudes out there and he's he knows
He's taught him everything he needs to know to get through to the to the chalice to the cup
Okay, but he's like Jehovah starts with the knife
To the to the chalice to the cup. Okay, but he's like Jehovah starts with the knife
What movie is this last crusade? Oh, you got to say Indiana Jones. I thought you were talking about some Christian movie, dude
Well, I mean like that one that uh the dude from her Cameron passion of the Christ made. Oh, yeah
Cavesal. Yeah, I thought it was a cavizelel joint He's sort of he's sort of cornered the market on
Christian movies, you know, yeah, he's he's pretty good at it
He just did the one where they're like, you know, don't connect. You don't sell children into slavery movies. Yeah, yeah
Which hey, we're all on board for I don't know why that had to be like a Christian
I want to see a Christian movie that people like oh, it's a Christian movie
I'm like well, every I think everyone universally Christian or not is like hey
No, that's not kidnap kids. I think and I do not know because I haven't seen this
I think they added like a thing to it that was like Hollywood wouldn't make this movie. So we had to right
I don't know that but I heard there is like a disclaimer at the beginning or the end
That's what I want to see it. I heard it's cool
We should do that on the work of holics movie too Pete everyone
I know who's seeing it is like it'll fuck you up and I'm like dude
I love that what is the name well for sure because they're gonna tug on your heartstrings because it's just like kidnapping a bunch of kids
You're like, don't it's just you yelling at your TV stop doing that. No
Adam are you okay down there?
TV stop doing that no
Adam are you okay down there? Don't
Keep the kids play don't put him in the van stop you're screaming and not opening your mouth all the way. Are you okay?
Don't do that. Oh
Yeah, let's do a should we do a watch party on Amazon what is it? What is the name of that movie? Um?
Angels and outfield or something?
No, that's not that.
It's called like, um,
basement babies called sound of freedom.
Sound of freedom. But just a heads up. Is it not basement babies?
Okay. Well, I am just giving us a.
Okay. The guy who inspired sound of freedom,
the movie was sued by five women alleging sexual assault.
Well, were they of age?
See, that's the question, were they of age?
Cause that's not what this movie's about.
It's about the protecting of little kids.
Yeah, half way through.
Maybe he's a creep besides that,
but that's not what the movie's about.
Yeah, I don't think halfway through the movie,
it U-turns and goes down this road. What's I've never like live like while we're doing this recognized
Exactly what part is gonna be edited out
We gotta keep that part man, I do love movies though
Clean break what else is out there? Angels and the outfield.
I love Angels and the outfields.
Maybe that's how we get to the workaholics movie made, is we just call it a Christian movie and keep saying like Hollywood wouldn't make it.
Hollywood would not make it.
And maybe it's Christian.
I do feel like it was kind of Christian too.
Yeah, it was.
You know, I'd love to release the draft because I would love for people to read what you put
Yeah, release the draft is a cool way to say you just farted to release the draft
Yeah, I'm really just released the draft. I would say that we're probably you know
We could say any movie we do is a Christian movie even though none of us are very religious
I feel like we're closest to Christianity.
Like we have been to Christian churches the most
out of the other churches.
Yeah, unless we're talking churches chicken,
I've been there a few times.
So, yeah, so any movie I've ever done,
it's a Christian flick.
So come out.
Adam, your star meter just went,
Da-dink!
Just come on out
I do like seeing these people who are leaning into it just to see what happens and then like it kind of takes off for them
Yeah, and then they just go full bore. Yeah, go steam. That's how it happens
I wouldn't and what if I got re baptized or something? I will go to that if I'm invited that sounds fun
She are you gonna get re baptized inaptized in? That'd be sick.
I think I should.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should for sure.
Start again.
Just blow bubbles in the little,
you guys have seen the video where the dude's dunking
the baby and it just fucking slips out of his hands
and goes, whoop, whoop, like face first into the bowl.
I don't know if I have.
No, he's, it's like a priest or whatever
and he's a, baptizing the child. He's dunk in the baby into like the little pool the little yeah
I don't know what you cause like a bird bath essentially of holy water the holy water
Yeah, but he like the baby slips out and just the face go you hear going
And it's like he's like it's okay. God wanted me to do that. Yeah. Yeah. He immediately is like yeah
God chose that moment for that to happen. This is a path. This is the child's path
There are no accidents
Jim Caviesal comes in and snatches the baby away. There are no accidents. I just shit my pants there are no accidents
There's no accidents. I do like that actor though. He was good in that
Denzel Washington movie were like everything took place four days
ago.
What the fuck was that called?
Deja Vu?
Oh.
I don't really know Jim Covey.
I mean he looks like a, like he should be in movies.
He has like a cool look.
Yeah.
He's hot as hell.
Yeah, he's definitely got a good look.
He's hot dude.
And when he was Jesus in the, in Jesus movie pressure the price you're like good casting
Dude, he's a sexy. He had my Christian mingling get him people wanted a sexy sexy Jesus, you know
And they got one yeah, they did they sure they got one with that guy
What was the casting process who else was up for it? God?
I wonder who was who care for it and like is stoked. They didn't get it
I hope Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Yeah.
Who now owns so energy drink.
I hope he was up for it.
I hope that was like a conversation like well, the Rock.
He is reading right now.
Who else was up for it?
It had because that's a big movie.
That's a big casting call.
But are you like and it was Mel Gibson like at the peak of Mel Gibson's powers, right? He hadn't gone on any sort of like crazy rants at this
point. He was just wildly successful. He was beloved. Yeah. I mean, shit. I
have a feeling Blake, are you sort of mad? Are you kind of bummed that you never
got that call and weren't like kind of on the shortlist there?
Is it like me? Blake question? Yeah, you're asking me if I'm mad that I wasn't you never got that call and weren't like kind of on the shortlist there. Me like, like question.
Yeah.
You're asking me if I'm mad that I wasn't, wasn't Jesus for a passion of the Christ.
Well, I don't know.
Or at least in the conversation.
I feel like how old if you were to happen right now, right?
I would I would like to see.
You did that movie come out, producers.
I feel like it came out when we were in like high school, right?
Oh, it's that old?
I think so.
Yeah, because they I remember my school like well, that's the reason why then like you
could skip a day of school to go see it or some shit at your public school.
I think so.
Unless I'm thinking of like, maybe Braveheart did that.
This is why I'm in a home school all my children.
Well, it came out like, like hey Blake you're lying dude
It was 2004. Yeah, it was 2004. Okay, and we weren't in high school then so you're thinking of Schindler's list Schindler's list
You could go okay, so BJ's pizza when I was delivering pizzas
They're like yo you can take a day and go see that movie you don't have to work today
Yeah, you know what our produce now our producers are trying to say Jim Cavovey's a big Q and on guy. We're talking acting chops. We're talking hotness
Yeah, why does it have to get political? Yeah, we're talking hotness and maybe he's a Q and on guy and and he does believe that liberal
elites drink the blood of infants, so you know some probably do is that how he got his abs or did he get it from
Zoa energy drink?
Fully on Zoa train and they're like if we can just talk less about Jim Cavizel
I did have
One of my friends like during the pandemic when people were like crawling down
QAnon holes and like, you know, just kind of losing minds a little bit. Yeah, Kyle Kyle for sure
Yeah, work friends. I did have a friend tell me she was like, I know that you don't I know that you're one of the good ones
But you've probably been at parties where people are drinking baby blood and I'm like
What dude?
Like that is, first of all, I've never been to that
because they say liberal elites.
I've never been to a party where it's that elite.
You know what I mean?
Dude, they go off.
Like I would, they go off.
Yeah. What is that?
Cause you know, like a baby blood drinking party,
that is probably the most elite party that you go to and tell you what I'm not invited
I'm not invited. What are you not invited? Come on. Oh my not invited
We're talking like the Oscars like the after party of the Oscars is probably blood fountains. No, no, no, that's basic
No, that's basic shit. Yeah. Yeah, it's basic
Okay, this is this is even more so than that like people that are like, oh
Q you you won a little trophy
Mm-hmm, right. I own the Indian Ocean or whatever, you know, those those people like I know
That's I mean that that yeah
It just sounds like a good time
Who is the most like likely out of all the biggest stars?
Who are you thinking is even thinking
about drinking baby's blood?
Who, I'm like, how do you?
See, I don't know.
See, that's the thing about that because everybody has-
What does it do for you?
Everybody has kids or-
It hits.
You know, everybody has kids.
So you're like, is looking at a baby going like, I want to drink that baby blood.
The cause of diarrhea.
I think it's a very small amount of people.
Uh, even if it probably doesn't even happen is what is kind of what I'm
I feel like even the people you think that would do it, you know, your,
your Gary abuses, they're not invited to the party.
Yeah, they're not. to the party. Yeah, they're not invited. Gary Busey's like, come on, get me in there. I want a baby hamburger.
I'm just saying, I'm not throwing shade on Gary Busey, but like, yeah, he's an unhinged.
He seems like a wild dog. He's kind of out there. And if somewhere saw him, they'd be like,
well, this, look at this guy. Obviously, he's not doing this. But like, you know,
who's this, who are they thinking that is doing it? Yeah, it's probably like, come on, it's probably more like a Nicholas Cage, you know, he's like
a little weird. So now I don't like about where this discussion is going is that for sure he's done it.
I'm trying to go like it's not possible. And now I'm like, it's likely it's actually.
Nick Cage might be the one to.
Well, the one that would out of the four of us is for sure.
Allegedly allegedly.
Our policy, sorry.
Yeah, is allegedly.
Yeah, allegedly.
Yeah, this is all very alleged.
Allegedly is for sure.
Kyle and Kyle decided, I mean, is he off?
We don't know exactly what he's doing right now
He says that he's working on what we do in the shadows, right?
He is in total Toronto season six the last season the last bite
Maybe they could take that and use that the last fight listen, uh
Maybe he's off drinking baby blood. We don't know. We don't know what he's doing.
Right.
There's no way to know.
There's no way to tell.
This is all very alleged.
But anything's possible.
Allegedly.
He chose not to do the podcast.
And so we don't know what he's doing right now.
Yeah.
We did forget to mention that.
But yeah, it just kind of felt right.
Yeah.
Well, it does feel natural when he's not here. but you know, so be it. Yeah, it's okay
We got what we got one pod off after the tour and then yeah, and then we just banded a little bit
It happens. Hey, it happens the wheels fall off and is that how you look at it? You're like getting these pods off
Yeah, I get these pods off man. Yeah, I like to say I like to snap one off. That's what you tell your girl when you're like, sorry,
don't don't come in to this room.
I'm getting my pod off real quick.
I'm getting a pod off.
Don't open the door.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're in the bathroom. I know.
I know.
Bitch, I thought this thing locked.
It's good acoustics in here.
I'm just getting this pod off.
I'm doing it on my phone, actually.
I'm recording it on my iPhone. I don't need the microphone.
I'm Nicole Perkins and in my new podcast, The Godmother, I'm inviting you to 1930s New York.
At what would become known as the Trial of the Century, infamous mob boss Lucky Luciano
is finally taken down.
But this is not Lucky's story.
I want to tell you the extraordinary story of Eunice Carter, the trailblazing black female
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At a time when black history is being erased,
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She took down the country's most notorious gangster,
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The influence that you have while you're alive
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I am messing with the Zoa energy drink though.
I think that's it.
Yeah, this shit is kinda hitting right now.
It is, and what flavor are you crushing right now?
Uh, it's a cherry limeade, and the issue with an energy drink that's so delicious and
so smooth is now I want to have like four of them
Yeah, hold up and that's that's when it gets a little tricky
That's when you piss rocks out of your dick like I did one time because of energy drinks
Yeah, I don't think this is gonna do that to you because this is a much cleaner and it's a much cleaner
Yeah, I won't say the name being said we don't know yeah, I won't say the name
I know you Yeah, you know
What's energy drink I was crushing we might have to get back on here and go so yeah, don't drink for
consecutive cans. Yeah
Yeah, I will say it's really bailing me out for my my damp January. It's it came just in time
So what is damp January because you've been drinking a lot.
Yeah.
No, it's just like, you know, it's a dry January.
You're trying not to drink, but then.
Yeah.
Wet, wet January.
Yeah, raining it in.
But if like there's a football game on, I'm going to have a beer.
You know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
And then one beer means a bottle of Jagermeister and 12 beers.
Right.
No, no.
Six beers is the limit.
12 would not be damp anymore.
That would be OK.
That's to the limit.
Well, I don't know.
We went to our buddy Sam Richardson's 40th birthday party.
And to Emmy winner.
Yes.
Emmy winner, Sam Richardson.
Yes.
Congrats.
Friend of the pod.
We love the guy.
But I believe because I had like a baby breathing class down in Orange County at 9am.
Baby eating. I'm sorry. Hollywood. What?
Yeah. Wait, what the?
Yeah. Baby eating.
Baby eating class.
They teach you how to do that out there.
Yeah, they taught us.
Yeah. So I had like a Lamaze class, basically.
And by the way, it's like four hours long. It was the longest class
I'm like, yeah, we get it. Oh, yeah
You know, we get we get it we get it Lamaze like I go for a little less
Okay, la less
Now we're cooking now the zoo is hitting
But in the like hour and a half. I was there
I took four shots of Yeager and had three beers. So wait the Lamas glass Lamas
No, no, no at the Samaritans party night before and then at 9 a.m. The next morning
I had to go to this class. Oh the next morning
I think I leave early because you were going straight to it. No, sorry. No, I left
I left the birthday party
Had to drive down to Orange County and then did the class in the morning came in like where these babies that
But when I left you Blake you were keeping pace with me or maybe I was keeping pace with you
I don't know whose pace we were on
But you were on a good one was that that didn't seem that damp to me that seemed pretty wet
That's actually why I'm calling it damp January because I've been good every single day except I knew Sam was having a 40th
And I wasn't gonna not peel one off for my boys for oh, that's a big one. Yeah, that's one. That is true
So I was I was keeping pace with the birthday boy. You don't think he would have understood he would
I don't think so the door dude. Yeah of the 200 people there he expected Blake to yeah
I do love the idea of like every year committing to a dry January and just making new friends with birthdays in January and like
Well, I gotta peel one off for this guy.
Yeah it's just 36 so.
And I gotta peel one off?
Come on dude he's turning.
I gotta peel it off so.
He's turning 36.
36 Mafia.
Come on it's a big one.
The fucking mailman's like hey how's it going?
Good good.
When is your birthday?
When is it?
February fuck off get out of here.
You're done.
You're done.
You're dead and me. Good luck with that you stupid
guy, hey
January 12
Okay, come in here. Fuck you P. Oh fuck you P. Hey, right am I right am I right?
What is uh, what's the zodiac sign for that?
Apricorn. Oh, is it a zodiac? Is that is that the right term? Yeahiac sign for that? Apricorn? Ooh.
Is it a zodiac?
Is that the right term?
Yeah, you're a horoscope, right?
That's, they call it zodiac?
Yeah, bro.
I was supposed to what?
Dude, I did not know.
What's your horoscope sign?
Star sign.
Your horoscope is, what's your,
I would just say what's your sign?
It's zodiac.
Yeah, zodiac.
Dude, I'm learning something on this podcast.
That's why this is an important podcast because I never knew what the word zodiac met. I just
thought it was like cool name of movies and stuff.
Hold up. Zodiac killer.
That murderer.
Why did they call him the zodiac killer? That is a good question.
I actually mispronounced his name was so your Zach.
I don't know.
Stupid.
Stupid. I gotta watch that movie again.
That movie's pretty good.
So you're Zach.
So you're Zach.
Zodiac.
Right, okay.
I gave you my name.
So you're Zach and you're the killer?
So what should we call you?
Zach.
They're like keep them on the line.
The guy asking him his name was Zach.
He goes, what are you gonna call me?
So you're Zach Zach Zodiac.
All right, works for us.
That's pretty cool.
That's got a read.
That's cool.
Yeah, that'll that'll look good in print.
What is it?
Because he's spoken or he's like had symbols and stuff like that.
He did write in codes, but crypto.
Anna just wrote it's never been determined why the killer gave himself that name.
But the press soon started calling him the Zodiac killer.
So some guy in some press room in like the Cleveland, uh, you know, post or whatever was just like, Sam Brits is,
though, he's like, yeah, we're calling him the Zodiac killer.
And then everybody's like, Oh, that's actually a really good name.
Right.
So one of the most chilling characteristics of the Zodiac of Zach, the killer, was the string of letters with cryptograms and talks he sent to newspapers.
Killers need to get back to this.
See, yeah, killers.
I feel like we haven't had a good serial killer, creative killer.
Like, by the way, I would get caught right away.
A cryptogram?
No.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, I try to make up a language and? Yeah, you know I try to make up a language
Yeah, I'm trying to make up a language, but I just say my name
What are you a cryptos? They're like all he did was write his name backwards
It's madder It's madder and
Okay, I gotta write it out. What is a fun good bad clue. I thought that one was pretty good
Good fun bad clue. It's a fun good bad clue this
Murderer is important and when he's not working. He's a holic
Is this amdra fine? is important and when he's not working, he's a holic.
Is this Adam Devine? OK, we're down to four and one of them doesn't do the podcast anymore.
The only thing pitch perfect about this
is he's a workaholic.
Right. And you're like,
that's I think I think that's the actor Adam Devine.
Yeah. So you're going you're going damp January.
I kind of him too.
I I had said in December, like, you know what?
I might do a dry January, but then I realized that I'm having a child in February.
I know you are so close to like in a matter of weeks, dude, it could really happen
any time and they would just go, OK, now you now so close to them. And they're like, in a matter of weeks, dude, it could really happen anytime. And they would just go, okay, now you have a baby.
So I'm like, well, I'm not gonna be drinking
like with a newborn in the house, like right away.
Like that first day or two.
Right away.
Blake, should we tell him?
Go for it, Blake.
Should we tell him?
You will.
I'm drunk now.
Well, yeah, I mean, honestly, you guys aren't getting drunk when there's like, they're a
newborn like that first week or two, right?
I feel like February.
Football playoffs or?
Yeah, come on.
It depends if there's a game on.
Is Passion of the Christ on or?
Well, there is a game.
There's the Super Bowl.
There's the Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah.
So do you think you're going to have a Super Bowl baby in that case?
You've got a...
Win is a Super Bowl. I might have a Super Bowl baby.
I've been known to hut, hut, hike a few babies by accident just in the, you know, throws a passion.
I feel like that wasn't that kind of a thing back in the day.
Like, dads would just be like at the bar while the moms were giving birth in the hospital.
And then they kind of call them over when it was all said and done.
Yeah. Yeah. Those those were the good old days.
That's when robots used to do surgery.
Oh, dude.
It's freaking sick.
Our due date is February 15th.
And what hospital are you guys at again?
What room number?
The Super Bowl is February 11th.
I could truly have a Super Bowl.
And then we'll have to name him Super Bowl.
What's the name of the little robot?
The robot? Yeah, Cletus.
Cletus Devine.
We were named after a CGI football robot, son.
Yeah, that would be super sick.
Didn't somebody in the Super Bowl have a baby on the day of the Super Bowl?
That's right.
And then he's like, he couldn't do the post game interview because he had to rush off.
He was like off.
He had to go and the baby's name, I believe, is champion.
Champion. Did they win?
I think it I think it was when LA won.
I'm making all this up, but I think it was when the LA won and a dude had to peace.
I remember the story, but I don't remember any detail.
Classic. And the child's name is champion.
And I just imagine our producers just diving in to look for this fact. Shut the fuck up!
I'm not looking at their phones at something else.
They're saying it was Jason Kelsey.
That would be the Eagles.
The Eagles and not the Rams and also I don't remember.
Jason Kelsey has a son or a daughter named Champion.
That's...
Yeah and then if you...
I don't think that's him.
Football player, child champion. If you lost would you then name your loser?
Yeah, yeah, Jefferson
Okay, well he has a daughter and a son named two sons Elliot's and Wyatt and a daughter named Bennett
Yeah, it doesn't that none of those names are champion. So it's not. No, I think we're seeing Van Van Jefferson and the child's name is champ.
Champ. Oh, OK.
It's just all right. Champ. No last name.
And who did Van who did Van Jefferson play for?
I'm guessing the Rams, if that's what you guys were saying.
Well, I think we were guessing.
This guy's a car guy. Yeah, it looks like he was.
He does play for the Rams. All right.
It's sick. OK. So, it looks like he was. He does play for the Rams. All right. Sick.
OK, so I said one thing factual.
Yeah, you did say a thing, factual thing.
Good job, dude. And champ.
That's kind of a cool name if you're an athlete, if like, you know, that's your thing.
You're like, hey, champ.
I mean, it is a nickname and he will imagine if he sucks.
Yeah, that's going to be a bummer.
Like imagine if you grow up and you like lose a lot and your name is champ. Yeah, that's right
That's gonna come back to bite you. I feel right
Yeah, a little bit. I mean, yeah more like Trump. I feel like if you maybe he doesn't maybe his
He's like one of those guys like he's a huge football player
Imagine he's like married a woman who's four foot 11 and they have the kid and then this kid comes out his no
muscles. Right. He's just headgear. Like he's really having a tough time.
And his name is champ. He's five foot nothing, a hundred and nothing.
Yeah, totally. Right. Sure. He's Rudy. That does suck for him.
So I feel like maybe you're setting your kid up for a lifetime of failure
if you name him Champ because you don't know what, what, where the genetics
are going to pull from.
I mean, this is life.
So you're saying that people should, they should name their children
something that like set the bar low.
No, I'm not saying don't name them chump or loser, like just give him a name.
And then and then you got to go, well, how can you lose her?
I kind of like it.
I got to run that down.
No, who's the loser?
Yeah.
Say it.
You got to think of like who how other kids can make fun of that name.
You know what I mean?
Right.
You do.
You really have to run it through the ringer.
You have to call up all your friends and say, just roast my kids name before
it's born, just to see what it is.
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
Yeah.
Did you do that with your, with your name yet?
You want us to have
I done it with my, with our name, Bo.
Uh, yeah, we're thinking B.A.U.
And then who knows, maybe that'll change when we meet and we're like
This is not a bow. This is a champ. Sorry, right? It is
But no, I haven't how would you guys roast that that name bow? Oh, oh
Oh, oh the fucking loser
Yeah, yeah, I guess any name kid
Yeah, I mean that's the low hanging fruit. Well, Dick bow. Yeah. Yeah. Bow don't know. I mean, you can just be
like, what are you? Donna Tello's weapon of choice. You idiot. Cool though. Yeah.
So I guess that name. Yeah. So good. Hey, where's arrow you fucking loser's arrow?
Yeah
Durses did hey bow. Why don't you go tie something? Yeah, hey, these are all good like why don't you go sit on the hood of a Mercedes you bitch
But also there's like okay. Yeah
He caps them all with just then saying like
Okay, yeah, he caps them all with just then saying like
I need them to know that it's it's it's a negative these are these are this is important because these are really good like
Third-grade slams like where's aro? Yeah, that's really fucked up
That's the kind of shit that will break your spirit as a child. You'd be like, yeah And you're like where, where's Aro? And you're like, oh, that really hurt.
Yeah. And then someone goes, Hey, dude, don't knock Bo. And then like, oh, that's pretty
funny actually. Cause I guess you knock an arrow.
And then, you know, and then Bo comes home, he's like, dad, why did you do that?
They said, where's my arrow, you fucking asshole?
They said, where's Aro? And you're like, yeah, where is Aro? Aro would be a tight
friend for you to have. That'd be sick.
And that's when Adam rolls his sleeve up and shows him the tattoo of an arrow and he goes I've always been here
I'm right here. So I'm right here. He's like
Dude imagine if like he's like, I'm sorry you
Adam has to get all these things
this whole thing out. Adam has to get all these things tattooed on his body.
So they said, they said, I'm a tie.
Where's tie on boat tie?
And you're like, it's right here.
It's right here.
So it's right here.
You get the tattoo.
Tie me away.
Tie me away.
Wait, did you just have whoever see
whoever was saying that re-record that song?
See it come out here.
God, dad. Damn, dude. Whoever see whoever saying that re-record that song see it come out here. Oh god dad
Damn, dude. I do I I mean whoever starred in the television show arrow
If his son is in bow and then this is the long con He's playing on his son for when someone finally says where's arrow. He can be like my dad. He's my father
And you're like, the kid who
punked him is like, I'm not punked now. I'm punked, which sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Or when I like, uh,
show it to my kids graduation and like fall off stage trying to high five and everyone's like,
you know, he was on workaholics and somebody goes more like alcohol.
You know he was on workaholics and somebody goes more like alcohol. That's a rich...
Yeah, that's actually I feel.
And then we're like, it's...
It's damn January.
It's damn January.
It's damn.
It's Blake's birthday weekend.
Damn.
I'm not drunk.
I'm damn.
Fuck you.
I'm peeling off from my homemade Blake.
Blake's turning 47.
That's a huge one.
That's a huge one. 57. one 57 when is your birthday Blake?
What month March? Hello? Oh, that's a pretty good name for a kid.
Won't you march off that fucking cliff? Well Kyle's leave him alone.
Leave him alone. Is it Kyle's literally in a few days? I think Kyle's is the 23rd of
this month correct? I can see ya. the 23rd of this month. Correct?
Quick to see you.
That's right.
One, two, three.
No, you're right.
It's his birthday.
You're gonna peel one off for you.
Yeah, one, two, three.
So, our sober friend, Kyle, we gotta peel one off for him.
Yeah, maybe, maybe we all, I mean, it's a big one.
That's his 40s.
Holy shit.
Yeah, we gotta call, we gotta call him really drunk.
He will love that and just say we're doing this for him
Yeah, just eating a salad at home and since there's a time difference in Toronto
He's on set he's up. Yeah, he's at work. Let me talk to the vampires. Let me talk to the vampires
Why am I not been cast Kyle Kyle? Kyle, make me a werewolf, dude.
I'd be a really good werewolf.
I'd be so good.
You would actually make a great werewolf.
Kyle, what is that show about?
There's no way to tell.
There's no way to tell.
You got to watch it.
Yeah, I watch it, bud.
Come on.
What's this show?
You got to watch it.
What is that?
I know.
I do.
Did that did it get nominated for Emmy this year? Was that memorable? What? I feel like when we first started the pod. I didn You gotta watch it. What is that? I know, I do. Did it get nominated for an Emmy this year,
or was that, remember what?
I feel like when we first started the pod.
I didn't hear about it, so I don't think so.
Cause Kyle wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
Kyle did not shut up about it.
I don't know.
When they were nominated.
Remember we had to talk,
we had to really care about the Emmys that year,
and really we talked about the Emmys
like a lot for like a month afterwards.
And he met the Fonz or something right?
And like fucking ate shit.
Yes.
Did you guys watch the Emmys?
I went to like an Emmys before party, which was very fun.
I know dude.
I didn't get an invite this year.
Keep it damp.
No, you did.
I talked with Isaac.
He said that you got it.
And he was like, he had it.
I told him. So I don't know. I don't know what to tell you Blake you weren't you weren't invited
Isaac goes yes, did we sent you an invite you You did, we sent you an invite. Did we sent you an invite?
God, this is our main issue.
I know it's damp.
Isaac, Isaac, do you know why I know I never got the invite?
How's that?
Because I would have gone.
Yeah.
Because it's like the best fucking party of the year.
I'm drunk now.
It's a super fun party.
And I was saying, when I was there with Chloe,
I'm like, it's cool that I guess we're just old enough
that I felt like in all the comedy people show up to it because we don't get invited to anything.
So this is the one party that you actually get invited to. Welcome. It was cool. I felt like
I knew like 70% of all the people there was really fun. That's right. The last email I have
regarding the evening before is from 2022. Oh, that's not this year, Isaac.
Huh? Yeah.
Well, I would have loved to have had you there.
I'm not heated, but like I'm peeved.
Oh yeah, peeved for sure.
Yeah, I'd be pretty pissed.
Yeah.
I'm a little peeved because a lot goes on on those weekends.
If you're not invited to a party or nominated, you're a true loser.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you're drinking blood by yourself, you know, you want to be out there peeling one off at home with your blood bag
I'm stuck at home drinking blood by myself washing the Emmys. It's fucked
And I like and I got an invite to an apple party because of monarch and I was like, yeah, I don't know
I'm not like I'm not gonna go to any parties, I probably would have been like well damn I did the dry cleaning
Yeah, you are right. It was the Apple Plus party. Oh, okay, so I wasn't okay. I'm drunk now
So Isaac doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about cuz he I
Cuz remember I asked you guys I guess going to this party you guys like no
We weren't invited and then I was like, huh?
And then I talk with Isaac and I go,
yo, get the boys invited.
And he goes, Anders is invited.
And then he's like, and I RSVP'd him.
And then I go, what about Blake?
And he's like, and there's nothing we can do for Blake.
Why is he not invited?
Then we sang the song.
I mean, but I think there's been years
when I was like inactive or whatever,
why I didn't get an invite?
And then this is your only show.
Your only show on Apple freaking.
Yeah, I have picked up for season two, right?
Has again.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what's official, but oof.
Yeah.
And the reason I was invited is because of gemstones, I'm sure.
So, you know, Yes, gemstones.
Fucking.
And then some.
Come on.
Gemstones been nominated ever for an Emmy?
No, dude.
Anything that I've ever been in has not been nominated.
It has.
What the fuck is going on?
It's so fucking stupid.
As soon as I get near a project, the stank gets on it.
When I joined Modern Family, won the Emmyank gets on it. When I joined modern family,
won the Emmy, won the Emmy every year until the season that I
got there. Never want to get never one again.
You kidding me? No more. The statues dried up.
Yeah, they won six years in a row and tied Frazier for like the
most winning is program of all time.
Whoa.
Look at that.
Wow.
Look at that.
We were in a Frazier t-shirt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then the second I got there, it dried right up.
Yeah.
Damn, dude.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
But and also McBride was like, yeah, none of our shit ever gets nominated.
Yeah, they got.
Yeah, which is bizarre. It's so weird. Was even Eastbound never nominated? No, yeah, none of our shit ever gets nominated. Yeah, they got, which is bizarre.
It's so weird.
Even Eastbound never nominated when it kind of was like, ooh,
what's this new fancy comedy?
It's like one of the funniest shows ever.
Well, it's because it's too funny.
It's too like in the same with work all like, and always sunny in Philadelphia.
They've never been nominated.
So it's like, that's insane.
That's so crazy.
Crazy.
And they made a joke of it.
I did, I did watch it like two a day or two after or maybe I watched half of it that night
But I did see the sunny guys being like kind of weird and by the way
It is kind of weird like I guess they can joke about it
But at the same time like if they're not not nominated who's nominated
I know well, I mean the bear one and knows I really like that show. I really, really like it. It's a very good show.
It's not, I mean, it's something else.
We have to call comedy something else then
because that isn't a comedy.
It's very not a comedy.
There's funny moments, but it's not a comedy.
The Evan Moss guy or whatever his name is
makes me laugh very hard, but it is not a comedy.
There's funny people in it and there's very funny moments,
but it's for the most part, like always Sunday in it is a comedy. There's funny people in it and there's very funny moments, but it's for the most part,
like always sunny in Philadelphia is a comedy.
Oh, yeah.
That's what they're doing.
They're, they're, the whole episode is to make you laugh.
Mm-hmm.
So, yeah.
Gemstones too.
Gemstones is fucking hilarious.
Yeah.
I actually feel like the bear is so good at drama and when it tries to do comedy, it kind
of is like, huh?
It like comes to a screeching halt for me where I'm like, you guys just broke the tone or whatever.
It's it's way more dramatic.
I'm like, it should be in the drama.
Yeah. But then you get then they would have to go up against fucking succession.
And that one's a that's a tight drama.
But that's a funny show, too.
Like, why isn't that a comedy?
Sure. Yeah, that's right.
Well, I mean, it comes down to a half hour hour long, right?
Like, that's the that's the genesis of this all.
Yeah. Okay.
That's weird.
It is weird.
So if it's 30 minutes, it's funny.
If it's an hour, it's a drama.
Right.
So they've been nominated for creative arts Emmys, which by the way, I do, I do not know the difference.
They were nominated for stunts.
Yeah.
Against us, I believe.
Yeah.
And they, we both lost to like,
Super Ninja.
We were nominated for a stunt,
which was tight.
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What is the difference, Anders?
What is the difference between the Emmys and the creative arts Emmys?
Well, as Cat Williams said, one's a f***ing full of plants.
And no, the creative, it's like the more niche ones that don't need to be televised, right?
Like, I think editors and like...
So, but that's what
Tim and Tim Robinson and Sam won. Yeah. They won like best guest star on something which I guess didn't believe a comedy on a comedy. They don't air that on the actual I mean so they do it at
the creative arts. I mean, right. And then I think Tim won for what best short short or like sketch
comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah.
Well, cool.
Things that, like, don't get the big numbers,
like best writer, best director, best actor, best supporting
actor.
Yeah.
OK.
In a motion picture or streaming watch program.
Or on your phone.
A lot of words.
All the words.
Well, that's cool.
And that's what I like about this is important
It's just kind of a learning process. I learned that zodiac means
Horoscope stuff like Scorpio and peppercorns and that kind of thing now. I know that that I learned that my manager has no idea
What's going on? No, he never does he does it? He does not know he doesn't have your email
He's sending emails to an old account
We did we sent you an invite an RSVP for you and you're right. It was Apple Plus reception. Yeah, I like getting weird with Kyle
I bet that's what happened. Hey play some play some Isaac drops. Those are my faves. Yeah, where the hell are those?
Where did I hide those? What's the one he says about me? It's not great I think it's the worst that's when they can go rock getting radical
I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits. That's a really beautiful
drinking with Adams always fun
You know why I do like when I do Isaac I do a short, you know, you sort short cadence and like kind of a gravely
Just because it's more fun than his voice, like his voice, you hear it now
and you're like, it's kind of bitchy. You know what I mean?
Like a little bitchy. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe play another one just so we can really dive into his voice.
More like no sack. Yeah, more like no sack. I like getting weird with Kyle.
Well, what he doesn't you say one about it?
with Kylin. Well, what does he say one about? Andres, I'm looking for it.
I thought he did.
And because we heard, I heard it in like a live show and I was like,
that's not that good. What did he, he says one thing about each of us.
So I hope he says he likes drinking with me, like getting radical with you.
You know, what, what did he say about Derz?
And then Derz just skips over.
He's like, I like sending him emails for the night
before the evening party.
What is his name again?
I like collecting a fucking percent off of his checks.
I bet that's what you like.
I think you and Isaac have some beef.
He likes talking about water polo with theirs.
That's pretty cool.
Didn't we do it in Oakland?
Also like Isaac's like we're zooming, he's on it.
And it uses his wife's name as
like the fucking badge or whatever you're like what yeah it's like why yeah he's
a professional I mean he's our manager and his he professionally uses zoom all
the time the fact that it doesn't say his name and it says his wife's name makes
me love him even more Isaac I, I love you, buddy.
I love it.
You're a real goof.
True.
Speaking of brands, so what energy drink?
It's a better bugs.
In charge of our careers.
Adam, how, how was the night before party?
Was it, was it like, cause it's a pretty like heads on swivels people
just kind of seeing who's there.
And then at some point the dance people start dancing.
Mm.
Adam is the dance person.
I didn't really.
It was a lot of standing around in nice suits and gowns and drinking.
I kept a pretty damp, though.
I had five drinks over the course of four hours.
So that's not a lot.
That's not a lot.
OK.
Yeah.
It's a bagel. And we're saying damp is like not, it's just damp.
It's not that wet.
Damp is you're drinking. Yeah, you're drinking, but you're not getting wet.
That's what I was saying at Sam's party. I'm like, Blake, that was not damp.
You got wet.
Yeah, she got pretty wet. You were soaking.
I got wet.
You were sopping wet.
But when you were soaking.
But when you span it out over the last 18 days, it's a damp because it's so real.
Oh, sure.
Sure.
Sure.
So you haven't drank before or since this entire...
No.
No.
Wait a second.
I've been good.
You haven't drank at all since the Sam's birthday party.
Ain't no way.
There was one night on the fourth when my buddy Adam came into town and we did
have two margaritas at Mexican food.
But other than that, the fourth, like right out of the gate of dry January.
I made it four days.
I love it.
You had to peel one off for your boy.
Huh?
Yeah, you did.
Hey, dude, I never see the guy.
He never comes to LA. Yeah, You had to peel one off for your boy, huh? Yeah, you did. Hey, you're- Dude, I never see the guy. He never comes to LA.
Yeah, you gotta peel one off.
I know. I just, I would just tell you that, like,
everyone is understanding.
If you're doing a thing, nobody really cares
if you're not gonna, like, have a margarita with them.
No, it's not about that.
It's like, I want to have a margarita with my boy.
It's not margarita's rock.
I don't know when that opportunity's gonna happen again.
Of course you do. We want to do that all the time, but then the point of,
then why are you even saying you're going to do a dry January?
Cause you just do a 20, 24 peel one off.
Okay.
I'll rebrand.
The thing is he had good intentions.
He had good intentions.
And then when it's over on the fourth, just cut it.
Well, then he pivoted.
I'm with, I have your back here, Blake.
Then he pivoted right away.
Good luck with that.
He didn't stick to while it's dry starting now.
He goes, you know what?
It's gonna be damp.
Thank you.
I'm not, I'm not, it's not gonna be a regular bangerang.
I am gonna, I am gonna pull the reins back
some of the nights.
I'm reeling it back.
But every once in a while, I might go out, have a couple, try not to get blackout.
Try not to get home.
I'm drunk now.
Have a night, cat.
Yeah, I don't think it's that bad.
Yeah, put one on the nightstand for so when I wake up in the morning, I can have a little
dog, hair the dog, the bitch, yeah.
Yeah, if I wake up with the night terrors, puts daddy back to bed that's all I need it's
stop it stops the shaking nightmare it stops I gotta perform surgery tonight
baby no it's been nice I've been really enjoying it I so your lips to a beer so
what are you doing in instead are you you because usually when I go, you know what?
I'm not going to drink for a little while.
Then I become a true stoner.
Then I'm like, dude, I'm like, oh, what them gummies do?
And then I'm like, uh, oh, uh, how many joints is too many joints to smoke in one day?
Free needle on the sidewalk.
Mines now.
Yeah, it's mine now.
Yeah.
What is it?
What is this random bill I found on a floor of a Walmart
No, you know what I'm numb you know what I have noticed when I don't drink I'm very hungry
I snack a toe I eat way more so I've been buying hella chip
Well, I will say that Blake. I see clearly.
Blake doesn't.
I speak to my children.
I remember all the capitals of every state.
I'm a genius.
Blake doesn't eat a lot.
So he usually fills that with beer.
Usually he gets his calorie for one of his meals.
I eat just the same as everybody else.
No, you don't, Blake.
Blake, that is not true because I'm on
Hot that is not true on tour. You were like. Oh my god. We're eating again. It's like yeah breakfast lunch dinner, dude
It's reading. Oh, I'm drunk now. You guys eat so much meat. It's fucking crazy, dude
I can't keep up with that. Okay. Well, we three times a day
I am not eating like steak every meal, you know, but I remember, you know, but and then you're you're like
At Sonic like you have your your beers are your are your meal for one of the meals?
Mm-hmm. Yeah. I eat coffee cake you drink MGD
So so I understand now that you're not drinking you got a you got to find those calories somewhere
Yes, I do I do consider the calories of beer.
So if I know that I'm like having some beers, I'm probably not going to eat as
large of a lunch or have, you know, a steak sandwich.
Yeah, really?
See, I go the opposite.
I'm like, I need to have a nice base.
Yes.
Just soak up all this booze that, uh, that I'm going to have.
Yeah.
Sure.
That's what I do.
And maybe that's why I'm morbidly obvious.
I consider I consider considering and then I don't.
OK. Pizza pizza.
I think I think about and then I just go now.
Even when we were on tour, like we were having those like two a.m.
Fourth meal. Yeah, dude.
I don't do that.
Like those nighttime pizza slices that are so it's just delicious
It is fun to eat that late at night, but well, I don't I don't do really do that now either but that was a
Just so we can hang so we can hang out a little longer. Yeah, you know, yeah, we were just getting
I'm Gary Goldman. Who are you in tour gas? Is he having a research? Oh, he's got I keep getting videos sent of him and I'm like from tourgasm. Oh
Videos sent my way, but yeah, I think people like in the algorithm. He has a HBO
Special right now. I think he talks about he's like really open. You know how like now you can't just be
Really funny. You have to you had like your I know you have to talk about like a thing that happened to you in your stand-up special.
It can't just be funny. You have to be like and also I'm battling with depression or whatever.
Hey, I know we're laughing right now.
I think the reason I'm funny is because I'm actually really sad.
So have you seen the Jim Caviesal movie?
I'm now here so I can paint us.
I can't stop eating babies.
Was that Cat Williams?
And that was.
Yeah, that's a good boy.
I love this.
Can we get a little more time?
People were, after the last podcast,
people were like, oh, I get it.
Adam doesn't like Cat Williams.
And I just want to let it be known.
I think Cat Williams is hilarious.
I think he's so funny.
He's the best.
I think why he thinks his career isn't where it is, is the wrong way to think about it.
I think he did it to himself, even though he is super funny.
I think if he would have showed up on time more often, he would have still been,
you know, in, uh,
we would still be talking about him all the time.
You're a monster.
Love him.
Super funny.
You hate him.
I hate him.
Yeah.
No, I wouldn't have come out with a new special.
I bet it would be fucking hilarious.
The guy's great.
The Emmys added a, um, a stand up award, right?
A Cat Williams section.
Uh, they gave the Cat Williams lifetime. It's,'s it's immemorial you're like but he's alive
Like he's dead to us
It would be kind of if there was a cat Williams award for like the most
Nonconformist yet industry person of the year where it's like well, they had a wild ass year. Yeah, Shia LaBeouf
Yeah, right and And we would, we
would hear about all of those actors and all the comedians for like three or four years.
And, and then by the fifth year, it's like some guy that you that you don't even know. You're
like, yeah, homeless Tony. And it's just some guy just like hammering a trash can and you're like, my guy, uh, it's on beat for his work with poop.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's us again.
You're fucking disaster.
My guy, I'm not out here sucking up penis.
Oh wait.
See, speaking of penis and speaking of your disaster, my guy, Blake,
I saw you finished the curse. I got a finish
It's a good. It's a good finish. I loved it. I thought that that show was was fantastic
Mm-hmm. I don't know anything about it. I don't know anything about it. So it's Jim Caviesel and it is
That's a good way to go into it because it just is fun to like not know anything and kind of I
don't I didn't know anything when I watched the pilot also I just when we've
maybe covered this I don't watch trailers of things that I think I want to go see
yeah because I don't want to know anything and I know from being on our
side of the business that they say put everything you can legally put from your
movie or your show in the trailer yes even if it's like the best bit that
reveals whatever yeah just put in the trailer to get the butts in the trailer. Yes. Even if it's like the best bit that reveals whatever. Yes. Just put in the trailer to get the butts in the seats,
which I hate.
Yeah, that does suck.
Totally.
You'd be like, you're like, that obviously is the very end of the movie.
You just showed it in the trailer because that explosion is the budget right there.
Yeah.
And I think we've covered that it happened.
There's a movie for me where I was like, I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
It was like, I think Terminator's Salvation with Christian Bale or no, with the woman that do from Avatar, who like
finds out halfway through the movie that he's a Terminator. Like he thought it was
just like a guy. Oh yeah. And then like they show his guts are all like gears and
fucking wires. And I'm like, that's a huge, that would have been cool to experience.
Like fucking what? I love that idea. That's great's great dude I'm sorry that happened to
you dude that sucks yeah that sucks yeah formative about that are there any
takebacks any apologies any epic slams hmm I'd like to epic slam Kyle for not
being here I wish he could have made that work but he's eating babies
apparently we don't know we're not sure if he is or is it. What the hell? So anything's possible.
Freaking see ya.
I mean, we gave a lot of really epic slams to Bo, but now I'd like to uplift him.
We can't wait to get you here, buddy. Adam, you're about to be a daddy.
Literally any week now. Like, you know, we're with work stuff, like people are like,
Hey, can you do this on the week of the of the 15th
of when I'm having the baby like that week? And I'm like, I don't think I should be anywhere
doing anything. I think I need to be close. That's right. In case I do like that you consider
you're like, I probably shouldn't write. Yeah, well, I run a pass close. She's like,
ah, it'll probably be fine. And I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, she's testing you dude. Yeah,
when she goes, it should it'll probably be fine. That means no. She's like leaning in going, this is the part where you go.
No, I so so I'm obviously I'm gonna stick around. It's very exciting. Yeah, you were just joking.
Yeah, even though the Super Bowl, I could be at the Super Bowl right there. Yeah, no, I'll just
in Las Vegas. It's a quick it's a quiet, but yeah, no, I'll stick around.
I'll stick around.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be, I'll keep it local.
It'd be cool to have the baby born in Vegas.
No, it's fine.
Yeah, sure.
That'd be fine.
That'd be great.
I see it.
All right.
No champ.
OK.
I guess we're not naming her champ.
OK.
All right.
And that's on you.
But that's fine.
And that's your call.
That's fine.
Bo it is. Yeah, very excited. Thank you, Blakey.
We're very excited. Yeah. I'm excited for you, dude. Can't wait. That's going to be cute.
Yeah, dude. I'm more excited. You know, I know it doesn't seem like it, but I just want you to
know I know there's no way in hell that he's more excited than I am. Don't get too excited. Do
chill out, man. I love children more than you. I have more kids than you. Well, quit saying that.
Quit saying that.
What you're saying is, if you like kids so much,
why don't you have as many as I do?
That's true.
That is true.
But I can still do it.
I haven't tied my tubes yet.
So I doubt it.
If I know Blake.
Come over here and check, bitch.
Let me take.
I could see Blake having a 60- 60 year old kid, just like an
a whoopsies and you're like, you're saying a kid when I'm
60, I adopt a 60 year old man.
Yeah.
He just said Adam divine language for, you know, what a kid
when you're 16, you know what he's saying?
I will adopt a 60 year old tomorrow.
That sounds as cool as hell.
It's just a dad.
What is there an age limit to when you can be a dad?
Yeah, I don't know that's a great question how old of when what you can adopt. Yeah, you can't adopt an adult
Yeah, why not that's fucking cool. Why aren't we doing that all the time? What if the adult has like needs like special needs type stuff? Maybe then you can
Yeah, special needs and then both your parents explode
in a fire, sure.
Can someone adopt you?
Oh, yeah.
I think I think someone could just step in and take care of you.
I don't know about a full legal of adoption.
And then does Jim Cavies will have to save you from that adopted
parents?
The adoption.
Yeah, and that's the movie.
Holly was not going to make it, baby.
This is the movie.
That's the movie. This is the movie. It is the movie. Well, how it was not gonna make it. No, and I promise
We're not we don't need them and they also won't make the workaholics movies
So the Christian movie the workaholics. Yeah, not until Paramount Plus gets bought by who knows who will see
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