This Is Important - Ep 185: Rec Room For A Dream
Episode Date: January 30, 2024Today, this is what's important: Tattoos, fighting, altering reality, boners, AI, Ted Cruz, Jabba the Hutt, underwear modeling, Jim Carrey, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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I'm Nicole Perkins and in my new podcast, The Godmother, I'm inviting you to 1930s New York.
I want to tell you the extraordinary story of Eunice Carter, the trailblazing black female lawyer
who put New York's most notorious gangsters behind bars. Somehow, she's been largely forgotten.
Listen to The Godmother with me, Nicole Perkins, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
What up guys?
Hola, qué tal?
It's your girl Chiquis from the Chiquis and Chill
and Dear Chiquis Podcasts.
And guess what?
We're back for another season.
Get ready for all new episodes
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discussing important topics like relationships, women's health and spirituality. I'm sharing my experiences
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk
about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet.
Today on This Is Important, Blake Anderson on this rooftop and his chubby little friend
oily glistening his body up with oils. I used to be notorious for Ikea boners.
Star Wars Job of the Hut porn video, it comes up very easily.
Do not look at this.
Buckle up.
Buckle up!
Who's that girl?
Give me a hell yeah! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Little tiger prints on their titties, right? Yeah, tiger claws or paws
Yeah, no a tiger print is the print of a tiger like stripes, right? Oh
Okay, I can see where that is confusing. Yeah. I think a print is a like a footprint like a that's interesting
Okay, Paul a paw print. Yes, it is a paw print. Yes.
Well, would you call a tiger's print or tiger's stripes and a leopard's print?
Well, I thought we were talking Eve, dude.
Suddenly we dive deep into like the intricacies of, I was talking teddy tats.
But this is interesting.
And I think that, I mean, maybe the best teddy tats in the game.
I can't think of a lot of other teddyitty tits just off the top of my head.
Oh, what about Birdman?
Who's the white basketball player?
Well, Birdman was was Chris Anderson.
Chris Anderson, my uncle.
Yeah, Chris Anderson.
He's got some pretty good titty.
There's a lot of white basketball.
Well, there's a handful of white basketball players, but I'm saying specifically
his titty tattoos, I'm sure.
What were his?
Well, he had the whole throat that said free bird and that just went down below and you
got to wonder.
Yeah. I'm sure there was just like an eagle's wings wrapped around his nipples or something.
Well, Rihanna, Rihanna's got the like whole Egyptian under boob thing.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so excited.
I feel like Eve started the titty
tat movement and then Rihanna finished it. She was like, and I
see your titty tats and I won up you with an under boob tat.
Yeah. Cause that's the best. She's like, I've been everywhere,
man. This is the best tattoo. Yeah. The under boob is such a
that's a what a prime, prime real estate because when you see
it, you're like, I'm not supposed to see this. Oh, for for sure under boob tat. I'm not supposed to see that. Is there any dudes with under boob tats?
I feel like that's a pretty strong move. Let's bring dude under boob tat. Yeah, I think you have to have an under boob
Yeah, and most dudes don't I feel under boob tattoo. It's usually like it's like it's you can see it in a bikini
Right, it's not like literally under like like, you can see it in a bikini, right? It's not like literally
under like a large breasted if you lift it up. It's like a person holding their finger through
their lips like, shh, you're not supposed to see. Oh, that's tight. I love tattoos that play off the
parts of your body. Like when people make their belly button, like a dude like showing his butthole
and stuff, that's what I that's that's what you love
yes that is what I could see that for you I do think if there's like someone has like a under
boob tattoo that says like lucky you you know like if they're rocking back like you know
lucky you lucky you if you if you've tied my titties behind my neck, you're in luck. But by the way, if you're a woman and doing that, that is perfectly fine.
But also like your priorities are fucking you're a fun person.
You're like, we're doing this.
You're cool.
Yeah.
When I transition, first thing I'm doing is getting underboobed hats.
You are.
You're thinking about it?
No, no.
When I do.
Yeah. When you do. Yeah. I'm not thinking about it right now. I've always thinking about it? No, no when I do yeah, when you do yeah, I'm not thinking about it right now
I have all you've always thought about it. I have a full slate of
Things to do today, but like when I transition. Yeah the second thing I'm gonna do is
First things to pull a second thing is under boob tat then breast implants. Absolutely dude
I could see you transitioning and and then finally being like a nationally ranked swimmer.
Oh, I mean, I could definitely, I could definitely get back in the game.
If you today became a woman suddenly you could do it overnight.
Right.
Would tomorrow you be an elite because I know like you run and stuff and you like
could you be an elite athlete or no like you run and stuff and you like could you be an elite athlete or no
Let's set the table here. Let's say this
Okay, if I trained for let's say six months. Okay, so you need six months of training
Yeah, six months of training just cuz I'm 42 now
It's been a while
But if I get back in there your age group cuz I'm maybe it's your age Oh, no, I'm saying like elite like like just period Olympics. Yeah. Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Yeah
If I could if I could get down to like a 21 22 like I'm valuable on a team
I'm not winning an NCAA and what is that like waist size or what what is the 21 20 no no sorry
That's like in the 53 21 seconds like I think Jesus. don't think anyone's broken 21 on the on the female side for yards I
Definitely could not hang with any of these women now in the 200
They're fucking throwing down the Katie LeDecchi's of the worlds is that an American the sandpiper aquatic team has
Five youngsters that are just kicking ass right now
Shout out to Nevada and you can name all the children's names.
Do you have them off the team?
I can't. But these children,
the swimming like damn women now,
they do have like four teenagers
that are like the best swimmers in the country now or close to science.
The talkies, man.
And I know these are children.
So these are grown children.
So these aren't the babies that Kyle may or may not be eating
since he's not, since
he isn't on the pod. No, he would chew them up and spit them out. They're not good for him.
Yeah, they're not. They're too old. They're too old for Kyle to be eating. These are developed.
But yeah, I think, I think I could, but then you, you get on the, what is it, the estrogen or whatever,
and then you do lose muscle mass. So at one point I would just become, you do,
a flabby old woman, you know
Yeah, but I'd be myself at least, you know, I don't know. I feel like I would I wouldn't I just think it's so easy to do Now I wouldn't school. Yeah, you can really just up and decide and then you know flip a switch, baby
Is that what you call my deck? I feel like I couldn't I wouldn't
Be any better. They'd be like, yeah, you're also not very athletic as a woman.
But what would you what would your sport be?
Yeah, cross country skiing.
Well, no, since I've had two hip surgeries this year,
I would have said like hacky sack.
Like I feel like I could be pretty elite in a hacky sack setting.
But now these hips, these hips, they don't lie.
They do not lie.
No, they never I think
Haggisack might be one of the sports where men don't have an outstanding advantage. Yeah. Yeah, dude Adam
I know what you could be really good at. What's that fucking stick Blake the ultimate slap
The slap competition. Oh, yeah, dude. That's all cool. Oh sure and if I go
The female female
But dude, I don't know dude. I you've seen some of these chicks Mac like my dream
I've said a million times my dream body is a female
My dream is to slap women without repercussions to slap women legally. No, my drool body is, that's the perfect edit.
That's what they're gonna use to cancel me with.
My dream is to slap women legally.
No, my dream is to have a female crossfitters body.
Sure, yes.
I mean, the ultimate pod.
Underneath you?
Yeah, what about the, I feel like you'd be really good at the
The new fighting thing you see on the internet where like two people are just chained to a table like one hand is on the table
Yeah, you just have to like fight the other person with the other hand. Yeah, I feel like I could be okay
I could take hits. I know I could just get beaten to death and still keep coming
I learned that at a young age that I could take some snacks.
Yeah.
This is gonna be an episode of Mostly About Your Child.
Yeah, I know I could just continuously get hit in the head and be a-okay.
What is up with those like new fighting competitions?
Like I saw one where you're both in like a phone booth,
then they have one where you fight in a car.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, you know what it is?
You remember the movie Idiocracy and how at the end of the world, and
we're all just fucking total morons.
You are so dumb.
That's where we're at.
Yeah.
We are 15 years away from literally not watering the plants and just putting
Gatorade on everything, much like the movie.
Like, I don't want to sound old, but like these, have killed what is how no they've killed you're a stupid dumbass
they've just killed us like the reason we watch that is because if you see like
a boxing highlight you might click on it if you see two people fighting in a
phone booth you're watching it yeah so they're just looking for the most
ridiculous shit that you're gonna click on and keep clicking. Oh, yeah
Well, by the way, I'm watch I'm watching it. I know you can't look away
Well, you gotta you gotta at least watch a clip. It's hard not to watch like remember when we would watch though
I think it was in the workaholics right here writers room where they would have like the group fights like where the
Yes teams would fight each other. Yes
It'd be like the firemen of New York versus like Polish bear wrestlers
And then as soon as one guy on the other team gets knocked out that means the other team has an advantage
Yes, so by the end of the fight, it's for dudes just beating the fucking shit out of a fireman. Yeah
Awesome, it was great. It was great
What yeah, I mean because there's strategy to it
You're like do we just go two on one right off the bat
after this guy?
I stand by that we are at the end of the world, but like, okay, it's very entertaining.
But that's the whole point is that we're entertained while everything else atrophies.
Yeah, we've distilled everything down to just like, what do people actually want to see?
Like the algorithm has figured out what people actually want to see.
They don't want to see it.
They got grandmas and bikinis.
Yes.
And people fighting in cell phones.
Oh dude, the grandmas and bikinis, who sent that?
Was that you?
I think it was me.
Yeah, Derz sent that.
You know who sent it to me?
Al.
Al Go Rhythm.
Okay.
Nice dude.
Hey guess what?
Yes, points! You got to know. See, dude. Hey, guess what? Yes, puns!
You got to.
No.
See, I think this is why Derzwin saw the points because it's just silly wordplay.
Well, that's kind of what at Pin Night was.
It was like...
It's not.
It's jokes.
It's for saying a funny thing.
Is it puns?
Was it all puns?
I think points usually goes towards cleverness because when we say funny things, we just
laugh.
Yeah.
Points is like a sadder like, and even in the writer's room when you would say
something bad that was kind of clever, you're like, points.
Point laugh.
I'm not funny.
Yeah.
What I do is I say things that kind of rhyme.
Yeah.
Have double entendre.
Yeah.
Your brain works faster than Adam and I calculator.
Stupid.
Our dumb braids. We're just waiting for the phone booth fighting to start
We're like is the phone booth
Adam's Adam's big smart plan for his future is to become a woman and enter slap competitions
Okay, Jesus D to AI Grandma please. Okay, Jesus, Ders.
AI Grandma's, AI Grandma's.
Hold up.
What about them?
To me, it just makes me want to reach for a Zoa energy drink.
Crack open a Zoa.
If I'm going to make it through the entire,
what do you call it, scroll like someone's feed?
If I'm going to make it through the entire AI Grandma
and Bikini feed.
I need a Zoa energy drink.
Caffeine from green coffee and green tea.
I did not know that green coffee was a thing.
No, what is that?
Does that mean the beans are just a little raw, a little not?
Diarrhea?
I don't know.
That's green coffee the other day after some Taco Bell, but no point.
That's not good.
Pizza, pizza.
Yeah.
No, but these are good.
So, thank you.
So, we represent.
Adding to the end of the world, Ish, there's two things that have come to my attention.
When I'm watching fucking football on the weekends and they play these commercials where
they're like, hey, did you want to take a picture of your daughter?
And she's just in front of like your living room.
Guess what?
You can put her out on like a farm with a unicorn
and like all this shit.
And I'm like, we're actively just deleting our true existence
and adding what we think is better to our surroundings
and then sending that out there.
And then also the one where it's like,
was no one looking at the photo the right way?
Well, you can swipe through and like pick
how you want people to look in the picture,
even though that moment never happened.
You can create new moments.
And I'm like, they think this is like convenience for us
to be like, great, now we have a better photo,
but it's the beginning of the end of reality.
Well, but it's also just about fooling people on dating apps
so they actually have to meet you in person.
And then once you're actually there in front of the person
they're like, oh, I'll hang out with you.
And then they're like,
you don't have like two cute dimples
and your teeth are not like perfect and nice.
You're like, you need another four inches.
You are very short.'s that's the only
thing that you had I knew it that's the only thing that you had is four inches dude um I don't
like you guys tell me to show my tips yeah everyone's like you have one dimple and yeah and you have
a slight gap what the fuck out of here what the fuck get out of here um no but I think that like they're introducing this stuff in like fun, convenient ways that
make us go, hey, honey, look, I put you on a farm with a unicorn and your kids love it.
But then they grew up in a world going, yeah, I guess I'm not good enough.
And neither is our home and our surroundings and our reality.
So let's let's just create everything to be what we want it to be and nothing's real
and reality's not good enough.
And I know I'm like, blowing this out of the ocean, but it's real.
Yeah, it's real.
That's the end of the world as we know it.
You know, maybe I don't need another four inches.
Maybe four inches is fine.
You need another four inches.
Maybe four inches is fine.
That shit's important.
Yeah, I don't know.
I was like, um, I was walking through Ikea the other day because I just kind of, kind
of love it there.
And they were like setting up these, you know how like every section is just kind of, you're
looking in another room that could be your house.
This could be the room of your home.
Yeah.
Do you ever be like, man, I wish it, like I could like totally jerk off in here.
Yeah.
I get bonus. Yeah. Or like, or you're with your girl and you're like,
we could fuck right now, I bet.
I used to be notorious for IKEA boners when I would walk in.
I don't know if it was like the nesting
pheromones or whatever, but I would walk in.
Maybe it was the college like you reminded of your college years
because that's where all your furniture came from.
And you're like, yeah, could be.
Hey, yeah, theory.
Could be. I'm going good theory. Could be.
I'm gonna stick with the nesting fair modes.
Trying to figure out why my boy is getting boners in IKEA.
Yeah, but no, that's correct.
It's like, we've talked about this,
like how like when I'm on a plane and it's a little bumpy,
we've talked about this before.
I got my dick, it's rock hard.
Or if like I'm in a car and it's a little jiggly.
You look over at me.
My dick's going, Hey, what's good?
You good?
I used to get boners getting off of airplanes.
Like as soon as it was like time to get up and off an airplane,
I had to be like quick tuck or like, you know, just hips, hips back,
a little cockback, a little quick, quick adjust.
Yeah, sure.
And that doesn't really happen anymore. I can't, when was the last boner I had?
Honestly, pull it out right now. Not pull it out, but pull the memory from your bank right now.
Sure. Is that what you meant?
There's no, there's no morning boners for you guys anymore.
No, of course. Of course.
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Oh, of course. Are you kidding?
Of course. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Every morning is like, yeah, there's not. I go on aigram Oh, of course. Are you kidding? Of course. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Every morning is like,
If there's not, I go on ai-gramma-bikinis.com and...
The best part of waking up is A.I. Grandma's bikinis.
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At what would become known as the Trial of the Century, infamous mob boss Lucky Luciano
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But this is not Lucky's story.
I want to tell you the extraordinary story of Eunice Carter, the trailblazing black female lawyer who put Lucky Luciano behind bars.
At a time when black history is being erased, telling Eunice's story is more urgent than ever.
She took down the country's most notorious gangster,
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The influence that you have while you're alive matters,
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It's your girl Chiquis from the Chiquis and Chill
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season three. I am so excited you guys. Get ready for all new episodes where I'll be
dishing out honest advice and discussing important topics like relationships, women's
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and this is a mantra of mine
or an affirmation every morning where I tell myself
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I've heard this a lot that people think that I'm conceited,
that I'm a mamona.
And a mamona means that you just think
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I don't know if it's because of how I act in my videos
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Also another thing where I was like, fucking this it's over. I bought a pair of shoes the
other day found them on like a deep discount was never going to get these and was like, oh, 50% off.
Finally going to pull the trigger.
Pulled the trigger.
Congrats.
Got an email.
Thank you so much.
Goonies.
I waited for like a year.
Okay.
So I was a good boy.
I deserved them.
Yeah, you did.
Got an email today that was like, we actually don't have those in stock.
So you're getting refund and 10% off because it's, I was like, this is too good to be true.
And it was.
And then at the bottom of the thing,
it was like this email was assisted by AI.
And I'm like, this isn't even from like a person.
I'm pissed now.
I feel like those like it's not in stock.
I never expected them to be like a guy.
Like maybe in like 1996, it's a guy,
but like nowadays,
No, but it was written like as a person.
I figured it was just automated like, it's done in stock, we send this thing that says,
Hey, Anders, so sorry for the inconvenience. Blah.
And that's fine. But it says it's like best regards JJ. And I'm like, first of all, great
name for a Muppet show. But like then right below that, it's just like this fulfillment support ticket
assisted by AI.
And I'm like, don't even say, yeah, why do they have sincerely best regards JJ.
Just go, you've been robo refunded.
Then my dick gets hard.
Why do they have to say that?
Why do they even have to let you know that it was assisted?
Because it's because it's AI going Nana,ana boo boo bitch. We're taking over. Got you bitch.
No, I think it's I think it is like a law. I think they they passed a law saying like you have to know
when it's AI and when it is okay, but we haven't told the listeners that were. Yeah, Kyle was a. I'll walk the Kyle.
His battery ran out.
Yeah.
We had to return that.
Dang, the battery was going out so often during tour.
Like seeing all the tour photos now now that we're back in
studio.
Yeah, our spare.
Our spare.
Did you think a real Kyle could break dance?
We wound them up.
Fuck her up.
And then you see Kyle just sitting on like the ends of the chairs,
the tops of the chairs, sitting on the floor for some reason, sitting Indian style in the chair.
Producers are backstage just programming shit like, hey, what would Kyle do? Okay.
We entered into the algorithm. He would sit cross-legged up on the, yeah. I gotta find the
funny, funny. Oh, he was running around. He for sure would be cross-legged up on the. Yeah, I got a funny, funny.
Oh, he was running around.
He for sure would be sweating and almost have a heart attack.
He takes off.
Dude, lift up that skin.
There's a goddamn mainframe.
It's Terminator salvation.
Yeah, pick up one of them titties.
You get titties under that.
Happy birthday to Kyle, by the way.
He did turn.
He turned for four. Four oh, he's been saying he's been 40 since he was 36. So
Literally turned 36 is like happy 40th. And you're like, dude, you're like 40 You're like three years or three months younger than me, right? Like you're not 40. Yeah, he's like, yeah, we bet we are
And I'm like, we're not we're 36. That's when we found out there's a glitch in the matrix to his programs.
I wonder if he's pumped.
I wonder what his first day of 40 is feeling like.
Well, if I, I mean, I'm, I don't know, because we're, he's not on the podcast.
He could be eating babies.
We're not sure exactly what he's doing.
He's slurping.
I know what he's doing.
He could be slurping.
Swiping AI, grandmoms.
He could be as a liberal elite working on a big time Hollywood production.
What we do in the shadows, it's possible. He's eating babies.
We don't know because he's not on the podcast.
Freaking see ya. That's what he's doing in the shadows.
I think like, I wish he was.
Like we said that. So we could tell if he was eating babies.
Yeah, it's too bad. I hope he comes back to us. We'll see.
Yeah, we'll see.
You got to get him back from the the repairs. Do we?
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like we're we're gonna crush it.
Yeah, crush it.
Maybe we add a new fourth member. Who would be the best new member of the pod if we could get anybody?
No, I think I think we just keep it three.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, Trump.
Well, what we would do is we'd add all the time.
It would be cool if we had Trump as our fourth.
If we had Donald Trump as a fourth
And he was here every week or junior not junior. No. Yeah, no juniors funny
Dude's got jokes. No, no dude. It's either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz water trash
Oh, yes Ted Cruz about how fat nuggly his wife
Fair enough, fair enough.
I wish you wouldn't say it that way.
I wish you wouldn't say it that way.
And I'm like, well, would you endorse me to be the president?
Cause that's what you kind of did to Trumpy.
You know how people say like Ted Cruz, they're like, stop being funny.
I saw him like tell a joke.
This is like months or maybe years ago and people were like sending it around like giving him a hard time
And I was like, I think you just hate him. I thought it was kind of funny. Yeah
If you hate him fuck him. Yes for sure
But like if you just objectively go it's a guy telling a joke. I was like that was pretty funny
Was it like a good joke or was it within a story or he was just like
I think it was a good joke and I thought he delivered it pretty well. And like, I think he
had like a voice where he did. I don't know. I thought it was he's doing voice comedy. I like
it. Okay. All right, Ted. Now the haircut that he's got objectively very bizarre team Ted Cruz
over here, like when he shaved the side of his head and was just rocking the mullet, I was like, oh yeah, he went skrillex.
That shit was hard.
I was like, what's on the menu this evening?
Producers, please pull that up because I do not know he did like some skrillex hair.
I did not know he did skrillex hair.
Bro, he went full on like whatever the alt-right cool
Dude haircut was for a minute. We're just like, oh you I guess I didn't catch that what just like mullet
No, he's like you like keep it kind of like long and swooped over
It was almost like arcade fire for a second. Yeah, got like appropriated
Which is my new favorite word by like 55 year old senators senators
60 year olds dude. He's not I don't think he's 55
I think he's like closer to our age than we think no
cruise control
Imagine imagine Ted Cruz like Ted Cruz dude. He's 36
He's 53 he's 53
53 Wow, he looks good. All right Oh boy. Stop. He's 53. He's 53. Stop.
53?
Wow.
He looks good.
Okay, all right.
53.
I think he was having like a fucking moment.
Or he was in a hurry.
He's so hot.
Why is his wife so fat and ugly?
Oh, okay.
What the fuck is this dude?
Oh yeah.
He should have wrote a little TC in it.
Dude, hey, okay.
By the way, I've never really liked Ted Cruz, just because I was like, what a bitch.
Like, I can't, like if Trump called my wife
like a fat ugly piece of shit or whatever he said
about Ted Cruz's wife, there would be no coming back.
For me, I would burn my whole career down.
Yeah, you gotta throw hands.
I'd be like, fuck this guy.
I would never endorse him.
I'd be like, he is a piece of shit.
Vote who you want to vote for, but I think he's a piece of shit.
And that's how Trump wins.
But now now he has this haircut.
It makes me go like, well, he he does.
He is kind of cool. Or do you think this haircut?
It's a total warrior's haircut.
Or do you think he got it like after Trump called his wife
like a fat, ugly piece of shit.
And then he was like, I'll show him how cool I am.
And then went out and went to the barber shop and was like, yo, give me a cool dude haircut.
I have to prove that I'm hip and cool.
Oh, shit. I don't know.
Maybe that looks like they were shaving his head and then the power went out in Texas, right? Yeah
They were like hey, dude, you got to get back from your vacation your entire state is frozen
Tell you about the one about the Jew the Gentile and the Arabian that went into a bar
Not now not now not now the people that are just listening the sides are shaved here and then from the ear
Down long hair that goes down to here. I'm gonna come.
Is it like what's the dude's name Morgan Wallin? Isn't that
like his stays his haircut? Yes, I feel like it's more than
he's 30, which is great. I don't know how old he is. But
sure. Yeah, he's he's a younger guy. Yeah. Yeah, he's not 53.
He's not 53.
He's a younger guy, yeah. Yeah.
He's not 53.
He's not 53.
Siri, how old is Morgan Wallin?
Will you stop talking to your AI friend?
He's 30.
Oh, shit.
Convenience got me.
Yeah, no.
He definitely thought he was pulling up the stagecoach
with his little side fade and was going to get some fucking
runoff Morgan Wallin panoche.
Panoche.
Panoche. It's not happening for you, dudeenoche. Penoche. Penoche.
It's not happening for you, dude. Goonye. Yeah.
It's either he went that way or he told him to give him some
spooking Star Wars haircut, because I know this bro is a Star Wars nerd.
Dude. Yeah, he's deep into it.
I think he loves Star Wars and The Simpsons.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which, which, by the way, everyone's like, I don't like doesn't.
Isn't that everyone?
Yeah, everybody.
Everybody kind of likes.
Yeah. I mean, no, but I don't really fuck with Star Wars.
This is the way I don't either.
But like Jen pop.
Yeah. Do it.
Unless they want me in Star Wars, I feel like now it's going to be the thing of like.
Oh, yeah, they should just shove you in R2D2 and roll around.
Right.
Adam, Adam, I didn't see you. R2D2 and then roll around. Right. Adam just, what?
Adam, I didn't see you.
Make me the Tin Man.
How easy.
Where's the table I chained myself to?
Wait, what kind of words is this?
Yeah, Adam, you said you're in Star Wars, I didn't see you.
You're like, I'm in every episode, dude, I'm R2D2.
I'm R2D2, they just spin me around.
It's all AI.
Or I just show up with like a leather skirt and like a chain and
I'm chained to a table. They're like, uh, what are you doing? I'm like, it's fine. I'll just be right here
Whatever you want to shoot me. It would be cool. You know how like Princess Leia became
I don't want to pronounce this wrong Jabba the huts
Like slave girl or whatever
Yes, of course. Yeah, I don't want to pronounce this wrong. Jabba the Hutz, like slave girl or whatever. Grinace!
Yes, of course.
You all know that.
Who could forget?
Iconic, dude.
Ted Cruz makes his wife dress as that.
Does he, is he in the shows?
And does he still have like other,
and like does he just fuck women?
Cause isn't he an alien?
So like, if you're a hot guy,
does he stick that tail up, up you?
You're talking about Jabba the Hutt. And I assume the tail is his hog.
So how Jabba the Hutt is actually fucking Princess Leia's?
Is that the question here?
Yeah. Oh my God.
Any Jabba my butt?
And then also does he want to fuck men?
OK. Hey, guess what?
Yes, Prince.
Why aren't you? Why are you walking somebody?
Well, he jobbed my butt.
He jobbed my butt.
Wait, I never actually thought of that.
You think that job of the hut, like, actually did it with Leia?
Wasn't that the whole thing?
Why is she half naked?
Yeah, why did they strip her down?
Well, you know, she was like eye candy.
He was like...
Yeah, but eye candy so then he could fuck.
That's fucked up.
That... Yeah. fuck that movie or do you think it was like a car that he's like washing on Sundays?
We're just like beautiful isn't it? I'm not gonna fuck it. It's a car. I don't know that I don't I don't know that job
But the hood has genitalia like I never thought of him in that way. He's a biological creature
No, dude, you lift up one of those folds and there's there's a fucking
horse cock in there. Whoa. A hot cock. So you don't think it's the tail? I don't think it's the tail.
I believe he has a penis underneath his face. It's science. I didn't you you think under
Jabba the Hutt's titties are his dicks. I don't think it's his titties. He has a belly fold that
is covering his can we bring up photos of job of the hut?
You know just look up job of the hut like porno. I don't know if there's many folds under the belly
I think he's pretty pretty lean. I
Think he's pretty smooth. He's not as blobby as say Kyle
Adams R2-D2
Star Wars job of the hut porn porn video comes up very easily.
Do not look at this.
Oh yeah, dude.
Well, what's cool about the internet is for sure
there's someone, for sure someone that has,
as soon as the movie came out, they thought like.
Yeah, we do have a representation
where it is his tail for sure.
Looking at this photo, yeah, where would his dick even be?
It seems like it's tail.
Yeah.
Well, that makes me feel good.
I don't feel great about it, but I feel somewhat vindicated.
And it does sort of look like a penis head, the very end of his tail.
So, yeah.
Does it?
Yeah.
So maybe that's not even a tail.
Maybe he has these little legs he's sitting on, and then that's just kind of his fucking cockley into the side. Whoa. Yeah, man
No wonder he's such a boss
What does can we can somebody listening give job of the hot Ted Cruz's haircut?
You need another four inches. I
Need a millennial or a Gen Zier who knows Photoshop to make this happen.
Oh my God.
They say that the huts are gastropods and they reproduce asexually and do not have the
correct genitalia for sexual activities in humans.
But he likes looking at Leia naked.
But he does lick her, they say.
They say, you know, he made a force order where revealing clothing,
restraining her, trying to lick her body.
All things that Kyle knew of Czech does.
He's our monster.
To women.
What are we reading Kyle's IMDB?
New of the Czech.
We're, we do this as a job.
We unpack things like this job of who, who is doing this as like their spare time, like who's spending their time going?
Ted Cruz. Okay, fair enough. You know, Teddy Cruz. Ted Cruz writes this shit. Trust me.
Jabba the crew. What weird like back room, like deep, deep Reddit sub blog is Ted Cruz on just
creeping. You know that guy's just deep internet creep and troll status.
He's a 4chan, bro.
He's that 4chan guy, man.
Dude, I watched that show or that movie Dumb Money.
That didn't get enough.
I feel like no one talked about that movie and everybody was in it.
What's that? I don't even know what that is.
Dumb Money. Oh, yeah.
It's about the rise of the GameStop stock.
And it was...
Yeah.
Paul Dano, Seth Rogen.
He's the best.
Seth Rogen was in it.
Paul Dano, Pete Davidson, Shailene Woodley.
Like you're like a ton of people that you're like,
oh shit.
I just thought the premise alone just sounded like like just I'd rather read it as an article
Like why the fuck would I want to watch a movie about and did you yeah?
That's how bad the premises. I think I'd rather. Oh, yeah the article like what articles
What articles? This too.
I just read one about the Jammoth Hush.
I just read one about Jammoth Hush.
No, no, dude.
I read that to you.
OK?
You.
That was an article that I count as reading this.
Blake's like, hearing talking is reading.
Just hearing.
Reading reading.
It's called reading a loud popcorn, OK?
Reading rainbow.
Was it good? Was it a good movie? But these are
your favorite movies, Adam? Yeah, I do like I do like like
bio biography type movies. Yes. No, no, no, no, I'm talking
about quick fast money movies are your favorite genre. Yeah,
that's my favorite genre. I like John. Biography genre.
John wrong. This is my son. I don't know if that's my favorite,
Janna.
No, I don't know.
I mean, I do love Blow.
That is my favorite movie.
But I love biographies of all sorts,
get rich or...
And most biographies are like rising and falling.
Yeah, rising and falling.
I do like a rising and falling.
I want a good biography where they're just falling.
I feel like those are out there.
Yeah.
Falling down.
The, the wrestler.
Love the wrestler.
Yeah.
And the wrestler's great.
Love the rest.
But that wasn't a real person.
That's not.
I'm just no piece of meat.
I think I almost cried during the trailer of the rest.
Yeah.
That movie kicks fucking ass.
Dude, iron claw.
I want to see it.
People say it's great.
I'm very excited.
I know I'm going to love it.
My boy, Zachychaea front our boy
Zacchaea front is in it. I
Look in the most jacked anyone has ever looked like Jesus this guy like put on 30 pounds of because he was kind of lean
I feel like he got outshined by the yes chef
He's buff too. Everyone's talking about his body and his Calvin Klein. Yeah, well, I think because you know
Everyone's talking about his body and his Calvin Klein. Yeah.
Well, I think because you know, you knew what was underneath the hood for Zach.
You knew that there was some horsepower there.
Oh, yeah.
But yes, chef.
Oh, I know.
I feel like people were like, what's underneath the hood?
I know.
Come on.
I knew what was underneath that hood.
Well, yeah, because you were like, that's me.
Why am I not a Calvin Klein model, Blake?
I know how your brain works.
He did take one photo that I'm like, oh, I've taken that photo before, but it's just of him.
It's just for it's just for your dude friends.
Hey, Blake, you're not going to get the Calvin Klein ad.
You know, let's right. Bullshit, I could.
You're not. Maybe you would have.
Dude, what if like I'm a really hot 50 year old. No, no, you couldn't get no
Robert Klein, I don't know Kevin Klein. Okay, you're not I mean, it's not that one's not, you know
Like we all got to go like where I'm at in my life and career where you know
Calvin Klein probably isn't gonna knock on the door. Is there age limit Calvin brought us?
You couldn't get the Calvin brought us out.
By the way, I'm not going to get it either.
But I think your body is a little more taught than mine.
But I do think you can be an underwear model.
Let's talk to our friends over at me on these me on these.
Sure. OK. And see if if me onies can do a very, very sexually explicit photo
shoot with you Blake. Okay. And we'll be there. We'll cover you in oils. We're not in the
photos. Okay. We're not in the photos. Okay. It's just you. I'm there on oil duty to make
sure my boys all lathered up. This does seem like a ploy to put oil on Blake. No, it's
not a ploy. It's not a ploy.
It's not a ploy. Yeah, this is weird. I thought I was taking photos with a photographer. Now
I've got all my boys on set spraying me with oil. All he's saying is that he needs three hours before
the shoot. If there is even is a shoot. He's got me on a chain like Jabba the Hutt.
Listen, I know that you would be uncomfortable with anyone else rubbing your body down with
oils and all I'm saying is I would be there and and by the way, this is my idea to get
so shouldn't I get the spoils?
I forgot about Adam and his spoils.
Adam has to have his spoils no matter what.
Yeah.
And we're looking over your contract blank and it says here that Adam gets the spoils no matter what and we're looking over your contract blank and it
says here that Adam gets my idea I said it I said it all up you didn't even this
wasn't even your dream I made this happen for you true okay should I not get my
spoils dude Adam and his spoils on the tour I can't even get into it
overwhelming I've never seen spoils like this in my life. Yeah, my god, man. Your
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I'm not clicking that big ass link.
Please click it.
Please click it.
That's just the specific photo I'm talking about.
Here's a question that I know we don't know the answer to.
Why are some links all
cute and perfect? And you're like, yeah, click easy. And then you send a link on like an
email or a text to somebody. And you're like, here, click on this link. And then it's just
like 40 lines down. You're like, why? You can't shorten this link. And when you, when
you're the person who sends that, you're so embarrassed. Yeah, you're like
I'm an asshole. Yeah, that's not like clean. I think they come quick links. Yeah, I have to delete them immediately because I'm so ashamed
Right. Okay. By the way, it said that it's a redirect to notice you send us a link. It doesn't even work Blake. Gotcha, bitch
Wait a second, it's just that guy's huge dick over the bed
I didn't wait a second. It's just that guy's huge dick over the bed
Okay, the bear star Jeremy Allen whites molders and shirtless Calvin Klein. Yeah, okay, uh-huh But this specific picture I feel like this is my vibe where he's kind of like laying down
Who is pulling? Oh, I thought you were saying where he's where he's pulling the
Underwear down and you see like the top cock. No, no, no, no. No, not the top cock.
Dude, that's-
Is it the top cock or his moth?
I don't want to show either of those things.
No, you're starting- Yeah, you're seeing- You're not even-
You're not seeing any hairs.
You're seeing a pubic mound?
You're seeing a pubic mound.
He's really catching it real tight.
He's speaking of spoils.
Which, uh, Blake, as part of my spoils I'm gonna need you to take
Oh
Boy Yeah, Blake you got to take we got to go and take a lot of photos of you like this for me on these campaign
Okay, why not also we're throwing it out there to whoever knows how to do Photoshop
Do make just AI this shit for us. Blake Anderson, Calvin Klein,
Pubic Mound. That'd be great.
Yeah, but say Pubic Mound, Ted Cruz, Haircutter.
See, and this is another...
With Jump of the Hot Tail.
Anders, this is another way that AI is taking people's jobs.
Yeah, because...
Comedy too.
Because there's a photographer, there's a lighting person, there's a crafty...
Don't hate them.
There's me...
That's true. There's no oil involved.
There's me rubbing oil.
Like there's a lot of people's jobs that you're kind of just cutting out here
with the AI talk.
I'm so sorry. You're right.
I got to talk that if I talk to talk, I got to walk to walk.
You got to write the spoils into the contract, man.
Yeah, there's no spoils with AI.
And that's one of the reasons that AI sucks.
I wonder if you typed in, give me a visual representation of spoils to AI.
It couldn't do it. It couldn't do it. It's like war games.
It would fucking melt down.
And what it would be, it would be like food spoiling.
Yeah. And it'd be like gross.
I think so.
One, when I think of spoils, I don't think gross. You think it would beils, I don't think gross.
You think it would be like, I don't think gross.
I'm gonna come.
It'd be like old food on the back of a Lamborghini, like,
like providing downward force and also revealing the end of a movie.
Oh, OK. In the license plate.
OK, I see. Name.
I believe so.
Like, like the two links you said, one was a redirect and and the other I clicked on it. It says potential security issue detected.
Come on homie.
This guy was ready to oil you down.
You know trust me. By the way, I found the photos that I want you to take and it's a lot of you
peeling your underwear off while we're on the roof of a building.
Peel one off.
I like that. I'm supposed to be shooting an underwear ad, but I'm asking them off my body immediately.
Yeah.
No, that's, dude, that's what, because you're, you're looking at it as if you're a horny girl and Blake Anderson is on a rooftop
and you're seeing him just toying.
He's toying with his undies up there.
And we know it's been established, we know chicks.
We know chicks.
You need another four inches.
And they're rubbing one out because they look down
and they see Blake Anderson on this rooftop
and his chubby little friend,
oily and glistening his body up with oils.
Is that what the guy's on a rooftop doing this?
Yeah, it's on a rooftop.
Is that okay?
Is that allowed?
Yeah, I think he was harness.
It's allowed, it's Calvin Klein, yeah.
Remember the joke I told in one city where I was like,
there's three guys on the roof of the Sears Tower
and they've all got their dicks over there.
That's a really good one.
That's a really good one.
Do you think he told that joke on set?
I think that was the one Ted Cruz told.
Can I finish?
What was that joke?
What was that joke?
I don't remember.
It's a really good one.
It was like, this is like my like quintessential go-to, I'm a 10-year-old joke where it's like,
there's three guys with like the longest dicks in the world
and they're standing on the roof of the Sears Tower.
That's us.
That's us.
That's us.
So, sorry, let me rephrase it.
Me and you dudes are on top of the Sears Tower
with our dicks hanging over the edge.
Yeah, it's now you're talking, yeah.
Blake whips us down, it goes down to the 50th floor.
Holy shit.
Oh, whoa.
It's like 30 stories long.
That's a big ol' cock.
That's a big ol' cock.
You're a monster.
That's really big.
Adam steps up, unfurls his junk.
It goes down to the 11th floor.
Whoo!
That's your sensei.
That's a bigger cock.
49 floors bigger. You guys look back at me and then
I'm running around and you're like, what the hell are you doing? Oh, boy. Durs. Cause
you guys say that. Yep. And I go, me, I'm dodging traffic. Cause my dick is so long
it goes down to the street. Yeah dude.
That's so, so fucking cool.
And when I was 10 years old and I told this joke, I was grounded.
That was the Ted Cruz of the play.
Yeah dude, you got cruised.
Everybody loved me.
You were put on cruise control.
Damn.
You said that at school.
Hey, hey, you were put on cruise control.
Oh yeah, I got points coming.
Sorry.
Sorry, dude.
Sorry.
Yes, points!
Dude.
Dude.
That's, you said that at school, did you get in trouble?
Well, he's not saying in front of the teacher.
I didn't stand in front of the class and go, actually, it's my time.
Because I remember being at school, and you remember that part in Ace Ventura he's, where he's like pushes the eagle and the ego's like,
Oh yeah, blow me.
Oh yeah.
I said that to my teacher cause I didn't know what blow me meant.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That was,
So you and Adam, both sexual advances towards your educators.
I didn't know any better.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
It couldn't be in a classroom alone with me.
And how about the first punch that Jim Carrey throws at the Eagle to like start the combination off?
It's like a long, like, comes out of nowhere.
But it comes out of nowhere, then he leans in with the fucking follow-up.
Yeah. I always remember being like, when you do it, do it like that.
Yeah, he punched the fuck out of that mascot.
And what is this in? What movie?
End of Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. When he's like sitting there and like a bird, like the guy,
the mascot for the other team, the Eagles, maybe. Yeah. He like bumps into him and says like,
fuck off. That's right. Spoiler alert. He just saved Snowflake. That's right. Spoil alert. He just saved, um, Snowflake. That's right. That is correct. Almost hit Starfish. Spoils. I gotta rewatch.
I feel like that'd be a good, I don't know, would it be a good rewatch? Or would you watch it now and
be like, this was comedy of a time? Or would it be like, this is a warm, cozy blanket? And I love,
I love being under anything. I think there's a couple variables in it that it is probably a little dated.
I think there's a couple variables in it that it is probably a little dated
Also, you know Jim Carrey's tricks now. I would even go so far as to say, you know every
Fucking moment of that movie. Yeah
But if I bet if I played that for my 10 year old he might lose his mind I just think the commitment level of that movie is like Oscar. Yeah, it's unbelievable.
Snubbed again.
I love the story of how he was telling people on in Living Colored that he was
writing a movie about a pet detective and everyone was like, I'm so dumb.
Oh, yeah, the bitch.
You are so dumb.
Yeah, I mean, because what?
Because you're so dumb.
You don't know, but you also don't know that it's gonna go all
The to the absolute break of insanity. Yeah filming every scene. Yeah, and leaving nothing on the table
I mean the commitment level is is undeniable and it starts off with a bang the whole UPS
Like sequences off the fucking you're laughing so hard at a dude with a fucking box walking.
Yeah, I was just like kicking it down the street.
So good.
Here's Nofleg.
What did I see?
I think my buddy Tony Cavallaro,
who plays Keefe on the Righteous Gemstones,
just posted today about like a guy walking,
he was wearing a black trench coat
and he was walking like,
like the Jim Carrey head on each side
Then he turns around and like does the eyebrow and like whips his head around and walking
But then there's no mention of Jim Carrey. It's like this guy is just doing this walk and I'm like
There's no he's not saying like Jim Carrey or like
Nothing else about this guy is it was like when you're walking out of I
forget exactly what it is but you're walking out of a restaurant like this or something and
I love that hashtag I was a little I was a little bit like yeah I'm on that hashtag a lot.
When you're walking out of a restaurant having eaten dude, I but you know what I mean
I was just like, oh yeah carry like he got that red he got that red Robin walk
Everything so basically a guy rips him off without any homage. Yeah, no homage. No homage
And in the fact that that he's just changed the way people walk. Yeah, I know I walk that way.
Like I feel like people's whole personalities change.
Oh, right.
And by the way, I just wanna say having watched the Emmys
the other day with the like to be remembered section,
Mr. Shikadan's we lost in this past year.
I missed that part.
Who's Mr. Shikadan's?
Fincher.
Fincher.
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Such a legend. Dude,. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Such a legend.
Dude, I realized that my wife,
we like use her old Hulu account
as like our Hulu account now.
She doesn't pay for a premium Hulu,
so we couldn't watch the Emmys, dude.
I was so disappointed.
I'm like, what do you mean?
Cause you guys don't watch,
you guys don't get like TV,
like you're not getting your cable through Hulu.
Yeah, so you have to buy the premium Hulu
in order to watch the live shit.
And she hadn't done that.
And I was so salty.
I'm like, we have to have.
TV used to be channels.
Yeah, I mean, totally.
I feel like an old man, I'm like, so I can't,
there's no way I can watch the Emmys right now.
And she's like, you can watch it in stories tomorrow
in entirety.
Yeah, totally, totally.
Just follow along on Twitter.
Better that way.
It's better that way.
It is hard to navigate these channels.
Yeah.
And shout out to Mr. Shicked Ants.
Who's Mr. Shicked Ants again?
What else was he in?
The guy comes up behind him as like,
Ventura, and he's like, yes, Satan?
Oh, Mr. Shickenhans.
What else was he in?
I wanna say he was in like the Godfather
or something like that.
I wanna say he was like in mob movies
from back in the day.
Imagine you were cast in that movie.
Mm-hmm, Mark Morgan.
And you do not know Jim Carrey.
Right, sure.
He's just a comic.
You know, he's on in Living Color,
but you didn't catch it. There's no
He did once bitten. It hasn't come out yet. I don't think yeah
Was kind of a nothing movie
Just Earth Girls are easy girls are easy. He was in Clint Eastwood movie as the bad guy
You have no idea who this guy is right right, right? And then he shows up and he's doing that. Are you a little bit like,
okay, what, what did I get myself into here? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you for sure are. Imagine you
you're casting a movie now, and then somebody Jim Carrey doesn't exist. And then a young Jim Carrey
is doing that. You would be like, you'd call your agent and be like, Hey, I don't know. You're like, it's just a check. It would be like being cast in like the Fred Ficklehorn
movie or something. Like one of those YouTube guys and you're like, Oh my God. Oh yeah.
What's happening here? Yeah, you don't know. You don't know. Who's Fred Ficklehorn? You
don't know. But and Blake just sent a link to the to the guy That was Todd. The guy's name is Marc Margolis.
And he was also in Breaking Bad.
He was like the dude who had like the oxygen tank
who like, who couldn't talk?
Cause he was like, I don't know.
I can't remember what happened to him.
But the acting through the like just can't talk
with the eyes, I was like,
Shikadan is killing it right now. Shikadan. And we've covered how perfect the casting in Ace Ventura is.
Oh, sure. Yeah. Oh, this guy, yeah. That's right. Scarface.
Yeah. Scarface. That's what I was thinking of. Got that.
Yeah, that's right. This guy, he was also in Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad and, yeah,
Scarface, Wreck Room for a Dream. Wreck Room for a Dream.
Come on in here, have fun, Wreck Rays.
Have a dream.
This is the room for that.
Come on, man.
It's all about a man cave.
Wreck Room for the dream.
It's this man cave where all these dad's friends come over
and all their dreams come true.
They're like, dude, he got this new chair in his man cave.
That's the show.
That's the show. That's the show.
Yeah, I rent room for a dream.
Really?
Yep.
That was a really dark, disturbing, highly acclaimed movie.
Was it?
Yeah.
If that's what you're telling me.
Yeah, that's, I guess, you took it that way.
I don't know.
I appreciate that.
I just thought it was kind of a guys' guys movie.
Yeah.
Really? Reck room for a dream.. Really? Recruit for a dream.
Really?
Um,
Recruit for a dream.
Yeah.
Recruit for a dream.
Yeah, me and my buddies wrote it together.
Recruit for a dream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just wrote it together one afternoon.
Yeah.
Wow.
This is what I love about being an actor or or actors careers.
Eating venues.
Eating venues.
Hollywood.
When you watch somebody, I have a high appreciation for somebody who's really good in something
that might be bad or really good in something that, and you've never seen them before.
And you're like, where'd they find this guy?
And then you just go back 20, 30 years and you go, oh, they were the star of this movie.
They were like a regular actor.
They've had a career for 20 years.
Huge career. And I'm an idiot.
Yeah, like it's always good.
I love that shit.
Well, that's cool.
It's because you like just, you know, you kind of everybody has their lanes that they watch.
And it's like when you go out and you're at a restaurant or something.
People always out.
And then like maybe no one recognizes you except for one person is like freaking out because they watched
Orca-holics or whatever right right, you know
That's and I feel like a lot of actors have that same thing where they're like they were on a show that ran that
Certain sector people loved and then right you know, I always like that. Hello, but the Gen pop is like
I like that until the person goes you you don't know who this is.
And then I'm like, yeah, it's okay. It's fine. Hello, Newman.
And then like, what else have you been in and you're like on the spot?
So you're like, uh, record for a dream.
Well, record for a dream.
A dream.
Really? That's pretty dark, pretty heavy. Highly acclaimed.
I was in, I was in this ain't Ghostbusters
who are you in this ain't ghost in Ghostbusters no in this ain't Ghostbusters
I was slimer I was slimer I was I was slime her. Slime her. I was slime her.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I was Peter Yankman.
Oh, yeah, baby.
He gone.
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Give me Jackson Juicy. Any, uh, takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams or giveaways?
Epic slam Kyle for having no respect for the podcast.
So it doesn't doesn't care about the fans.
See, and I think he despises the fans in fact.
So and he's not here to say that he doesn't.
So yeah, you you epically slammed him.
I would like to apologize to our fans for Kyle's behavior. As far as we
know, he's in Canada eating babies. Babies. We're not sure
exactly. We can't say he isn't because he is not here on the
pod. So yeah, so sorry guys. I'm gonna apologize once again for
thinking Sinbad was dead. That's gonna haunt me for the rest of
his life. Yeah, no flowers to him.
No, no, never would.
And even though pretty mad at Kyle,
not gonna give him flowers.
Yeah, that's big.
No, I wouldn't give him flowers about it.
And we're not gonna give him flowers about it.
Cause I do love the guy, which was him.
Yeah, I wish I was sharing a Zoa energy with the guy.
I wish I was slurping down a Zoa,
although he gave up caffeine
So mm-hmm. Hey the spoil those are the spoils freeze. Oh, those are the some of the
Spoils of the pod I'm gonna I'll see you guys next week. I'm gonna enjoy my spoils
Any take backs any foil? I
Got a spoil right here, baby. By the way me me on these, that's a good idea. I agree. And that was another episode of
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