This Is Important - Ep 187: Is Ten Inches Kenough?
Episode Date: February 13, 2024Drake's dick, Stiff person syndrome, the Grammys, female R&B singers, nepo babies, pretty privilege, Rumpelstiltskin, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Adam Devine doesn't have a dick, like that's crazy.
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friends on one screen yeah all of all of my best friends and to me all of them
no one's missing nobody no one's missing if I were to make a list of my best
friends this would be it there'd be two best friends and then no one else no one
else is here I'll say that. Sorry. Sorry, buddy. It is missing. No, he's missing. Not here. Kyle is
missing. I'll let the cat out of the bag. Kyle's not here, guys. For the audio listeners, it's like
Kyle's gonna chime in again and he's not here. But we missed him. He's working. And if you're
listening at home on the count of three, you can tell us what he's doing one two three you said it yourself he's eating babies
yeah
baby back ribs do you think I want my baby back is what people are saying
because Kyle is currently eating their babies yes he's eating children little
babies back yeah just just the back He bites him on the spine and slurps up.
What's the shit that's in your spine?
Like the-
Spinal fluid.
Spinal fluid?
Yeah, that shit is good, dude.
That is good.
Oh, you gotta slurp.
That's like bone marrow.
Oh, it's better.
It's better.
Spinal!
I'm always grossed out at a nice restaurant
when they're like, and we want you to try the bone marrow.
And then they put down the bone marrow
and then they're like, you know, like take a little spoon
and you spread it on your toast.
And you're like, I'm eating the inside of a bone.
Like the, and then it's-
It's wild.
It's science.
So good, you just keep ordering it, you know?
It's hitter, I don't care, I'm not for me.
Yeah, I'm gonna be real with you.
I don't really-
I don't love bone marrow.
I also don't love, I've been fortunate enough to try.
What is it, faw guaw?
I don't like that at all.
What is faw guaw?
What is faw guaw?
It's like when they have like a goose in a cage
and they feed it so much that its liver
just starts to just turn into a water balloon
and then they cut it out of their body
and then you scoop a knife into it
and you spread it on your toes.
I like that actually.
You like that?
I mean, I like just regular pate.
I don't know if I need foie gras
if there's a difference even, but I do like pate.
I've had a hankering for pate since I was a young boy.
So is that real?
If you would sneak down to your parents having like a party
and you'd go to like the little like layout that they have
Your family was ballin' to
Wait, your parents had pate? Yeah, no. My parents had a little smoky hot dogs and barbecue sauce
That's about it. So that's little? You just did this? That's little? That's little to you?
That's about the size of a little smoky. I mean to me it's pretty large. That's a pretty good nickname. Little smoke. Yeah, that's right
That's what I nicknamed my cock is little smokey. Mm-hmm smoke. Yeah, so you're not like that
You're not packing a Drake has anybody
Seen it. I think I know what you're talking about. Oh, is that Drake has like here we lead off lead
He like releases six tape or like a video or a is it a photo or video?
allegedly I
Don't know what it is Blake's seen it apparently. Yeah. Oh, I've seen in numerous amounts of time. I've got it on repeat
I put it Blake has like 12 tabs up and it's all Drake's cock
I've got different ankles dude. Is it that we saw the Toronto space needle. Was that what's happening? Oh
Dude is it that we saw the Toronto space needle was that what's happening? Oh
How's how's the view let's just say it isn't the six it's eight and a half to ten
the sick From the six he is definitely not from the six brother
How's the view well, so he's got a huge you say it's got a huge one you need another four inches
Sorry, what is that what we're saying Blake? He's got a bit. He's got a big in. Oh, yeah, you haven't seen okay, okay?
That's good. Can you show us put it in the chat? Help me put it in the chat. You know, I don't know how to drop links
I'm gonna give you a three-page link that if you click you get a disease on your computer
Well, that is true. No, it's in this a sentence a link. We Just send us a link. I'm not going to start googling Drake's dick. I'm going to get a bunch of shit.
You've seen it.
I have, but...
You did it already.
You've already done it.
But it was on a whim. It was like through Twitter. I'm just not even... or sorry, X.
Blake's the guy who's like, look, I did meth. If I don't do it again, I never did it.
Yeah, you know what X does? It's gonna give it to us.
And it's gonna give us the link so we could see Drake's cock.
Thank you, X.
You need another four inches.
Anna, can you find it?
I mean, I know we have. I know we have producers on the show.
Do not ask a producer.
I know we do.
Can you do this?
No, this is what-
Is it illegal to ask our producers to drink?
No, no. Anna's already on it. She's-
Anna says she is looking and thank you, Anna.
I'm looking.
So, yeah, basically, okay, it's unconfirmed. This is all allegedly because it's
allegedly Drake himself hasn't said it's him. It does appear to be him.
What? Oh, dude. Why does it have like a hairline? No, he's like, he's got the braid sort of.
But has a chin strap or what? He's He's really wriggle raggle in that shit.
I mean, does he have a new album about to come out?
Because this is genius marketing.
He's like, I'm not gonna say it's me.
I'm not saying it's me or it's not me.
And then it's just the biggest cock ever.
Yeah.
You're a monster.
Okay, our girl Becca, producer Becca, she, she.
This says the page doesn't exist.
She had it.
Becca was on it.
Anna said she was getting it. And Becca got it first. What the heck everybody's got
We're getting a lot of links right now. This is the page. It says the page doesn't exist
Do you think he took it down? I got one that was again at orange peel. Here's Anna's, okay?
I don't really yes. Who's got a pretty regular size cock. No, no, no, no, you can't be watching what I saw. No, I'm saying
I'm watching the same thing had slack dude. Oh, is it a video? It's a video. Oh, okay
I just have a pixelated and it is it is large. It's a bit. It's a big dick. Yeah, he wriggle raggles it
Yeah, that's a that's a whim wham, but you also, you know where he's holding it
He's doing that classic thing. You know when you want your dick to look bigger You basically like he'll kind of hold the balls
Give it to him. Wow holding so far down. Yes, Adam. It's weird you say that because that's the first thing
I thought I'm like, where is this dude's balls? It's like I think he has it all in his hand
Yeah, he's holding his balls. Really?
Durs look at the footage where are the balls? I just did where are the entire. Where's his, look at the footage. Where are the balls?
I just did.
Where are the balls?
Where are the balls?
Where are the balls?
What do you mean you did?
You stay staring at it until we're done.
Yeah.
Don't worry, he does not watch you.
There's something in the foreground
that's covering that area.
No, I think he's holding the balls
and the base makes it look a little larger.
By the way, that's a meaty seven and a half to eight inch cock
Don't want to make that's a meat. That's a meaty cock
Saying it isn't not saying it isn't I'm saying he's holding the base right right right the base right
Yeah, he's definitely like making it. Yeah, you need another four inches. And so that's why I believe
This is him releasing it. Yeah. Whether that's his dick
or not, he could have photoshopped a giant cock in. Prostetics. And then he's like, and then he's
like, you know what? Or prosthetics. And then maybe he's going like, I'm not saying it's me or
it's not me. By the way, here is my new album. I've got a jet to pay for. Here is my new album I've got a jet to pay for. Here is my new single featuring Celine Dion.
Celine Dion.
What's cool is like there's somebody getting paid
a lot of money in the PR world right now
to find a way to spin this in his favor, right?
Like, what do you mean it's favor?
What do you mean it's already spun?
It's in his favor.
Yeah, it's in his favor, brother. It's in his favor. Yeah, it's in his favor, brother.
It's in his favor.
No, I know.
It's already way in his favor.
Dude.
It's about four inches into his favor.
It's same.
I'm not saying that it's not favorable.
I'm just saying like, it's embarrassing a little bit to have
like a video of this.
Nope.
Nope.
There's nothing embarrassing about it.
Well, see, the thing he if he was an actor that
Specifically was on children's television
Then it wouldn't be a good look then for sure his
His career's over he's salty. Yeah, he is a rapper who loves bad bitches. That's a fucking problem
exactly, no, I think that I don't think that's him but
I'm sure he does like that bitches. I think it's him featuring to I think that I don't think that's him, but I'm sure he does like bad bitches.
I think it's him featuring 2 Chain.
I think that's a Sap Rocky.
Isn't it?
Well, I think it's all of them together.
He's on the song.
Oh, they're all together as one.
Yeah, well, then yeah, then he likes bad bitches and that's his problem.
Well, yeah, I don't think it's bad.
I've seen this now.
I've seen the solution.
Right.
I don't think I don't think it's a bad look even a little bit for him.
Yeah, no, that's maybe bad a bad look if you're a substitute teacher or something, but like a rapper.
No, no problems, man. Right.
That's that's just fine.
Fair enough.
You know what we got to do? Well, we got to take a page because we're always learning, right?
In in our business.
Always stay curious out there
You say you know you see things that someone else does and you go okay. Yeah, maybe
When I'm promoting something I do something similar or I spin it and do do it in my way
We have to release a so we're comedy guys, right?
So next time we release a movie or we're on TV show and we're promoting it
We release a video no dick dickless. Oh
I thought you're gonna say little smokey's and I'm no no, no, dude. Not even
Brought to you by a little smokey's and then get the conversation going that like he is
He doesn't even have a dick this guy's dickless totally yeah and
then it's a whole national conversation really sparking right and then you
release a video of actually you tucked it back into your butthole and then it
comes out and it's massive dude and then it's a whole because you because you
gotta you gotta keep the story going right that's a way oh dude that's an
Adam divine way oh this is like a teaser for the trailer for the story going. That's a way, oh dude. That's Adam Devine.
Wait, oh.
This is like a teaser for the trailer for the moot.
Like it's like a lot.
There's a lot of steps.
Yeah.
Dude, there's a lot of steps.
No, but this is why I just spun a little marketing campaign
that'll get the national conversation going.
At first, it's not in your favor.
And you're like, oh, Adam Devine doesn't have a dick.
Like that's crazy.
He should be shot. I always kind of thought he had a dick,
whether small or large, you know,
I'm not exactly sure.
And then it's revealed I have a huge, massive, massive dick.
And then people were like,
well, I gotta see this movie
because then what kind of pants is he wearing?
This is like Barbie and Ken, no? I don't know.
Do we wear the, I am a Ken-off shirt?
I am Ken-off and it's just you.
Yeah, that's what I'm wearing.
We're getting to see you with your huge dick.
Is this, is this Ken-off for you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is seven inches Ken-off?
Is that Ken-off?
Well, seven inches, I would go way bigger than seven inches, Blake. Yeah, why? Seven inches. Can I? Is that enough? Well, seven inches. I would go way
bigger than seven inches Blake. Seven inches. Okay, sorry. Okay,
but you know what movie theater is it when you movie theater? When
you go in and there's that thing that plays beforehand that's
like Nicole Kidman and she's like, we go to the movies to sit here alone
in the dark, but-
Does it matter for the joke?
Well, I'm just saying, what if-
For us to know the exact chain, that does it-
I'm saying, what if when you go to a regal cinema,
the thing that plays is Adam with his dick
tucked between his legs.
And he's like, the only way you could truly know
how big my cock is
is by being in the theater.
And then he unlocks his legs
and his 10 inch hog just comes fucking raggling out.
Hey, all I'm saying,
and I don't know if people would like that or not.
Like honestly, I'm not sure if the national zeitgeist,
if they would be happy with seeing that.
All I know is it would be a conversation start
I'm right. That's all we care about at this point. Yeah, I'm starting to lose the thread of the bit
I don't know if I know what this is anymore, but I don't think you know that I don't think you know the
I want to jump in I have so much to share
This is why you had to know what theater Nicole Kidman's thing played before.
It was AMC.
Is it AMC?
Yeah.
Okay.
So now does it add up or no, you're still a little lost.
Yeah, I'm a little lost too.
Adam, you're lost too?
Well, after he went and did the Regal Cinema thing.
I mean, you fearlessly jumped in with something
that was, I'm laughing, but I was like,
I don't know what we're talking about.
That's the thing about me is I rarely know
what we're talking about, but I'll fearlessly jump in.
I will fearlessly jump in.
Oh, that is why you're my best friend
and so is Derz and Derz.
And that's it.
And that's it.
And no one else.
And nobody else.
Do you think there was a draft or even a deleted scene
where it's just Ken and Barbie like doing cartwheels naked
and you don't see any of the genitals?
Like that's, maybe.
That's gotta be in a draft, right?
You think they had more,
did they really touch upon the genitals
other than like it's kind of the last line of the movie?
Yeah, that was the whole thing. Well, by the way, they brought it up and then the last line of the movie. Yeah, that was the whole thing
Well, by the way, they brought it up and then the last line of the movies like I'm here to see the guy in college
I said, I'm like, did she what I don't understand what I don't understand this movie
I because I guess she now has a vagina. What did she do? Hey Anders? No shut up. It's gonna win the Oscar
She piece of shit. Fuck you pussy put not even Johnny
It's the number one movie and it's the best movie dude shut up It was just weird for me because she wasn't a guy
Yeah
And that's all I can I can watch guy I understand guys. Yeah, what is this?
Can I for you give me a guy and hey, I'm on board, but then this one that wasn't a guy
I don't know what the heck yeah, don't worry the camera, but. No, but I guess I just, I was like, so did she goes, she went through the portal and now she's a human?
I think yeah, once she goes through the portal, she's human.
But she already went through the portal before.
Yeah. But once she goes back in her world, she loses the bits
or the non bits. I don't know.
I don't understand. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. I need to read the mythology on Wikipedia or
Barbapedia. Barbapedia, right? Yeah, you've got to go in
Barbapedia and really figure out what what the ending meant because I think it will tie a bow on it for you
Yeah, huh. Is this enough? Is this enough for you? Great shirt
Uh, well you mentioned Celine Dion earlier and I know why that was I know why that was tight. Are you going for it?
You think she's actually trending beyond what you think.
Why? Because she did. She did show up to the Grammys looking
fucking beautiful. Are we going there? You should do. You
should say what you're saying because I saw Celine come up
to the Grammys. I'm like, she looks great. She is looking
good. So, here we go. Okay, let's go. Let's take them on.
Let's take them on a ride.
And Swifties hear us out.
Okay, Ducky.
Swifties, what do you think I'm going to say?
Something about Drake.
Stiff person syndrome?
No, but you can go ahead and talk about that.
And then I guess I'll circle back to the Taylor Swift interaction and I'll just get canceled
and hang out to dry.
Oh, that's Celine Dion.
She like handed her the trophy
and she didn't pay her any mind, right?
To Taylor Swift?
Like zero.
Like meme worthy, I'm not looking at you
and taking a Grammy and then I don't even look at you
before I go to the microphone and speak.
Oh my gosh.
Wow, dude.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not a Swiftie by any means,
but I'm sure in that moment, it's a whirlwind
and you're just sort of-
No, because-
Is it a whirlwind for Taylor Swift to get a Grammy again?
Just to her credit or to-
Sure.
Her defense a little bit.
Her defense, but-
I mean, that's the safe thing to do.
You're doing it right now.
I'm being doxed as we speak
For not even defending it was nice knowing you guys I just know I mean you want to show Celine more respect one
She's a legend to she's got this horrific disease called stiff person syndrome
that's the thing and yeah, and I
Recently found out I didn't
really know about I had heard that she had this thing called stiff person
syndrome and I've been dealing with all my medical issues and I don't even know
if I've told Durs all of this but I've been dealing with my medical issues so
I've been to multiple multiple specialists And I finally go to this neuromuscular specialist who is
like this genius and super smart Indian woman doctor and she's just brilliant. And she was
telling me, she was like, I think you have this condition called stiff person syndrome.
You have all of the symptoms, or you have a lot of the symptoms and we're
gonna test you and send off the your blood work to the Mayo Clinic to see if you have
stiff person syndrome and I'm like yeah okay stiff person syndrome sure I'm a little stiff
correct give me on silly I'm a person give me on the meds doesn't sound too bad doesn't
sound too bad rub some Lazarus naturals the crosser. Doesn't sound too bad. Rub some Lazarus Naturals Relief and Recovery Gel on my muscles.
Yeah. Drink a ZOA. Drink a ZOA.
I'm good to go, bitch.
You call her a bitch?
Dude, don't call me.
Well, in my mind, that's what I was saying.
Okay.
I was like, give me the medicine, bitch.
And I looked it up.
It's...
Shut up, bitch!
Horrific. It's shut up, bitch. Horrific.
It's like a horrific disease.
Yes.
And Celine Dion has it and a bless her heart seems like she's doing okay with it.
She I know she's no longer singing, which is her whole career.
And I'm sure she loves doing it.
So that sucks.
And it makes you so tight that your heart ends up going out.
So like, yeah.
And then you will spasm and you'll
So hard and you'll fall over and just I crack your skull and you fall downstairs and like well
I mean I went on made the mistake of looking at all this shit
So it took three weeks for me to get the results back from Mayo Clinic and we're in a bad place
I was constantly every night at like 4 a.m. I just go sit on the toilet and just watch horrific videos of people being super stiff.
I just got the call that we got my blood work back on Friday.
They're like, okay, so you don't have stiff person syndrome.
Okay.
Now we're talking.
Yes, points!
I do not have it, but it was a wild three weeks that I was like, I'm dying. I'm dying. I have this horrific disease. Yes
You can and you can't even sing like Celine Dion. So that's probably also the huge letdown
Yeah, that would have been a great way to actually stop singing and like they would stop act asking me to sing and shit
They're like, we know you can't, we know you can't. And I'd be like, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I can't please don't make it.
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Like behind the curtain for the last three weeks or so we have been really
Stressing curtain behind Adam right now. Yes behind behind there is the doctor. Is this where you guys reside? We have really been stressing.
We really thought as a friendship group that we might have to be dealing with some really heavy life hammer shit.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I'm still banking on it.
Yeah, Durs wasn't thinking about that at all.
Yeah, I need a second opinion.
I'm not convinced.
I will say you guys were all pretty great.
You all reached out in your own ways, which was very nice.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, Derz and you know, random texts that I was like,
I'm not usually getting these random texts of like,
hey, look, check out this.
I do wish I just like sent you like.
I sent the link to Dragstik.
Like Ice Trays or something.
Like this is a thing.
Bet you could use this around the house.
It was very, it was very like,
I will say I have some friends that are like in the program,
like the alcohol anonymous program.
And I'm not, I'm not in it.
Don't say who it is.
I'm not in it.
But they were so good at it.
I like, you guys were great.
Cause I know you guys just like, I got you guys just like I got stuff from you like some texts from
From Durr's Blake called me didn't really tell we didn't really talk about it
We talked about other stuff Kyle called me same thing. We didn't really talk about it
But I felt like I talked about it more with Blake
Little less with Kyle are not not at all hardly with Kyle. I love it. You good? What are you watching?
Dude, it was that. It was like just checking in.
See ya. What's good with you? I'm just here in Toronto just chilling and I'm like, and I could
tell we don't really talk on the phone like that. So I knew that it was guys, just guys being guys
and can't talk about the elephant in the room tiptoeing right my friends that were in the program. Yeah. They I mean I was like maybe we all just go into
alcoholic anonymous and just just to get better with our feelings because they were fantastic.
Oh, okay. These guys are just great at talking about feelings. I'm like, yeah, it makes sense.
I guess they have to go to these fucking meetings every week and hammer out their feelings.
So they get you get pretty good at it after a while. Adam, I hate to break it to sense. I guess they have to go to these fucking meetings every week and hammer out their feelings. So they get you get pretty good at it after a while.
Adam, I hate to break it to you.
I guarantee you they were just stealing lines that they heard.
You know, they didn't really even come from the heart.
I just, they knew it sounded good.
They have it in their drafts and they just fire it off.
Oh yeah.
No, well, I mean, honestly, yes, for sure.
For sure.
They just have like, they like heard another drunk say it right. Yeah, I was
I believe it's drunkard a drunkard
Another drunkard. Yeah, you know mine was from the heart because it was just hanging there dude
Yeah, yeah, it was hanging there dude
It was it was like check out this score of the Nebraska versus Wisconsin basketball game
What was really we went in the OT I think right or no maybe it was just out of the wire
What was really crazy is when you were super convinced that you had it
We were on that call where we were well, dude. It wasn't like I
Diagnosed myself this very smart doctor was like this is what I think you have two doctors
I actually thought I had very smart doctor was like, this is what I think you have. Two doctors I actually thought I had.
I think that's smart now, huh?
Yeah, like an idiot.
But you started to really walk down the path
where you were considering that you had it
and then your symptoms got infinitely worse.
Remember when we talked to you, you're like,
I'm not sleeping, I'm starting to lose my vision.
I'm like, all the shit.
Well, my eye does keep twitching, so that sucks.
Well, yeah Well yeah that's
sleep related. Yeah sleep and stress. That was where I was like oh I I because I didn't want to
as soon as you said you might have it it's it's like such a small margin that you may I was like oh
man like I just don't want to believe that he does. Yeah because that's the other thing it's
it's like a one in a million, literally,
it's a one in a million chance that you're going to get it. And I guess there's only 5000, which
it doesn't really work out with the math, but there's only 5000 people in the US that are diagnosed
with it. So it would be farfetched. It'd be kind of elite. That's what I was like. Exclusively.
If I'm going to get it, if I'm going to get a disease, I want to get like the rarest of the Pokemon.
Right. It's kind of a bummer that Celine has it, because it's like,
you want when other people to get it to say it's what Adam Devine has. It's called, it's called
Devine Syndrome. No, you're not gonna. Like Lou Gehrig's, like, what's Lou Gehrig's? Isn't Lou
Gehrig's, it has a real name, but he's the most famous guy who got it, so they call it that.
Right, right, right, right.
Yes, also pretty worried I had that.
It would be a real battle between you and Celine,
and I don't know, bro.
No.
By the way, like Celine syndrome,
way better than stiff person syndrome.
What fucking dork came up with that?
Well, by the way, it's still super new.
I mean, hopefully Celine got it she got it
early she did she's one of the pioneers hopefully we find a cure and she doesn't
die from it we don't have to name the disease after her you know because it's
always you but I hear what you're saying and I am a competitive person so I would
be I just know myself I would be like, dang, if I did get
stiff person syndrome and I'm going to die from it, it sucks that there's not a world
that it wouldn't be like Blake said, I'm going to duke it out with Celine and that'd
be a real toss up. It's not a toss up. She's Celine Dion. She's saying my heart will go
on. She's international. She she won. I just I uphold you
Yeah, thank you very highly. Thank you. And that's why you're one of my
You're one of my two best friends who are currently on this yes
Yeah, nobody else and I would love a version of the Titanic soundtrack only sung by you and I guarantee it with fucking rock
Dude, it would be so good. Yeah, send that to Blake. I feel like I have the energy for that
I have the energy for that it wouldn't sound good
It wouldn't sound good Adam. I think if you approached Celine
Here's what I think might go down if you approach and you're like Celine huge fan understand
You've been battling this. Yeah, I too have it and it would just mean so much to me.
If you did, it would mean so much to me
if I could kind of get the name
and it could be Adam Devine.
I do feel like she'd be like, that is not going to happen.
No, you're fucking, you must be smoking crack.
It's not even in my hands.
I'm Celine Dion.
Honestly, it's not up to me.
Little guy.
I mean, I hope she's like, it is up to me and no.
Un petit.
Oh, oh, little man.
Oh, sorry.
You are a sad, sniff little man.
Sadam kri-bye.
Bye-bye.
How do you say, nobody to me?
You are like, a.
You are, how do you say, a nothing? Like a like, uh, how do you say a nothing?
A crumpled, like a crumpled leaf.
I am the tree.
I am the, I'm of the wind.
You are the farts in the wind.
You are the loose butthole.
And then she starts singing.
You are the fart in the wind.
You're loose butthole.
I came up with that.
Well, you, perhaps.
But now that I've said it is now mine.
Cabecua.
She's just, you're a bitch.
Yeah, so to circle back to Taylor Swift.
Sure.
Sure.
Tay Tay, that sucks, man.
You should have showed some respect to the OG superstar,
Celine motherfucking Dion.
I always like those moments, too, where someone, where someone who's presenting the award, right?
Usually there's somebody of a stature.
And I think this was like the fucking award of the year,
like album of the year.
And so like, when you're receiving it from that person,
it's usually like, holy fuck, this, thank you.
And now I got to turn and give this speech.
I just met my hero.
Like Miley Cyrus did a very good job of roping in Mariah Carey.
I think it was like the comparison to that because Miley Cyrus won.
And she made it more about Mariah Carey than it was about her almost.
And then like there that the Taylor Swift thing in comparison was like, oh,
geez, she kind of dissed her. But I don't know. It is.
That shit happened so quick. How would you know? I don't I don't mean it
Well, I mean whatever. I think it's yeah, that's I think it's from all from all accounts
So maybe maybe Taylor Swift doesn't fuck with Celine Dion. Maybe she doesn't know the real Celine hits dude
She does yeah, I could I could see that she does she's saline's with it. She's your sorox with it. Saline with it.
Rock with it.
Okay.
She's so...
I like that.
Hold on.
Yes, points!
Oh!
Absolutely.
Yeah, but I mean, I feel like it all happened very quickly.
She should have given her more props.
But the real bummer is, for Celine,
how many more times is she gonna be on an award show, like out and about like this?
Like I think that's the whole thing. She's done. Like she's she's she's retired from singing like this was a rare outing
And if you watch it because I was I watched it just going like I wonder if I could tell she is a stiff person or not
And you couldn't really but the way she looks but the way she held her hands together and like...
You'd be way better. Go ahead.
Yeah, the way she held her hands together, like I was like, oh, maybe that's because
like you, when you have stiff persons, like you're, you're like crumple up on yourself
a little bit.
And so, you know, it kind of bummed me out just knowing what she's going through.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't actually know what she's going through, but I did enough research that I felt like.
You're aware of it.
You're aware of it.
I'm aware of it.
I'm sure after she hears this podcast, she will call you and be like, you were wrong about everything.
I was holding my hands together.
She's TII Nation.
No, I hope she goes, I'm an avid TII Nation listener.
I'm a citizen.
Yes.
Oh, dude.
Is that what we call our listeners? Me? Yeah. Are the citizensid TII nation listener. I'm a citizen. Oh dude, is that what we call our listeners?
No one.
Are the citizens of TII nation?
I'm a citizen of the nation.
I'm the citizen of TII nation.
Citizen.
Citizen.
Near far.
I don't know who the fuck you are.
I feel like followers of Adam shouldn't be citizens.
They should be stand-asins,
because you stand to wipe your ass.
Okay, all right, I guess we'll give it to him.
That's all I got, and that's all I got.
Yes, he points!
That's all I got, I guess we'll give it to him.
Oh, all right.
No, but she calls, she's like, I'm a huge,
I'm a citizen of TIA Nation.
I listen to every episode.
I loved this episode.
You shine some light on stuff, Person Syndrome.
I want you to record my entire catalog
To re-record my entire catalog and then I then I go to that I go to work as second career as a
Singer
Can I play 15 seconds of this song just to see what it is?
What's going on with how you're saying words today?
What's going on with it?
Don't worry about it.
You need a Zoa in your life.
Let me see what this song is because I'm pretty sure it's really good.
I have it.
Is this the Nightmare on Elm Street soundtrack?
I did not know she did this.
Dang, dude, we're already at eight seconds.
Yeah, what the hell?
Fuck.
Wait, hold on, I have to skip ahead.
So what should do, you could only play 15 seconds?
Yeah, otherwise they will take this episode down.
What?
I'm gonna skip ahead to 57 seconds and play five seconds
and I hope we know what it is.
I don't know any other songs besides the...
Hold on.
Yeah, fuck.
I don't remember if you asked me to. songs besides the hold on oh yeah yo that song is so I nailed it with 57
seconds yeah that song is so good that's where like all the like every four
say he's get together and fucking like the wine is not a big deal girl. Yeah, that's when the white wine is low
That's when they get out they just have like a
Voss of white Zinfandel. Oh, they're just fucking pounding
Celine Dion makes the most fucking chug white wine music you've ever heard in your life
Yeah, Tony Braxton in the mix, just saying.
She's in the mix, but Celine is.
Tony Braxton have.
Have stiff person?
No, she doesn't.
That body moves, dude.
But no, does Tony Braxton have a sister named Tamara?
Sure.
Tamara Braxton.
I think if you meet somebody with the last name Braxton,
they're, yeah, doesn't she
have a reality show that they're all on? They're all on it. Oh, okay. Well, she's at some theater
in LA and I was like, is that that has to be Tony's sister? Yeah, right. Tony Braxton, her
first album was one of the first CDs I ever had. I used to do my homework every day to that,
that album, dude. I fucking love that album
You would work that pencil down to a bone. It's just another sad love song rocking my brain
I'll just be doing math. This is the wine
Blake are you in there drinking wine?
No, I'm just doing vocabulary
That's it dude. I used to jam that shit
She's on the cover just with like the little the little leather jacket hanging off the shoulder with the short haircut
She was the kind of one of not one of the first but she like re
Regot that shit going in the 90s where it was like short haircut in the 90s
Re-regot. What does that mean? Regot that shit going in the 90s.
I didn't follow it either.
Yeah.
She was a total babe with short hair.
It was just like, yeah, I feel like Tony Braxton put it kind of on the map
and also the girl from Free Willy.
That's all I'm saying.
I feel like you're way wrong.
I feel like a lot of people had short hair.
Lori Petty, Lori Petty, look like you see way wrong. I feel like a lot of people had short hair. Lori Petty?
Lori Petty.
Lori Petty.
He looked like you seeing a ghost.
I'm saying there were a few trailblazers,
and Tony is one of them.
Yeah, Tony and Tank are all here.
Who's the hottest?
Can you throw away Tony Braxton's super hot photo?
Yeah.
Just put the cover of the first album.
And by the way, to our producers,
one more to add to looking looking at photos like Drake's cock
and all these photos,
if we could put them up for the YouTube as well.
We want our listeners, sorry, the citizens,
to, when they're watching on YouTube, to see the stuff.
Unbreak my heart.
Wait, hold on.
Here it is.
Drop it, drop it.
Dude, this is me doing Homer. Drop it. Drop it.
Dude, this is me doing Homer.
Fucking vocabulary.
Oh shit.
You're making me high.
Yeah, but that's after this.
Of course.
Oh, that's 15 seconds right there.
But you have to look at the-
Dude, you don't know enough just to go 30 seconds in like they
all have just go 20 30 seconds in yeah but I love the way it starts I love dude
all we hear is just like symbols and chimes and fucking like little shaker
weight and the mood is set.
Don't get me wrong.
The mood is sick.
Dude, she's such a babe.
That's one of my favorite.
Tony Brax.
What a babe.
What's the one where she's got like,
is it not pajamas open,
but you can see like the little belly button poking out.
Is it silk pajamas?
I'm not trying to mix it up with the TLC one creep.
Yeah, no, the TLC is creep.
They wear some silk pajamas.
But I feel like she also has a video
where she's in pajamas that are kind of open top to bottom.
I think that was a 90s thing
where you were just in lots of silk pajamas.
In the 90s.
As a female artist, you had to have
a silk pajamas music video.
Had to.
But did she have the music video where it was just all the male models?
Yeah.
And she was like, it was like an elevator and then the elevator would open up and
she'd be like, that was the one where I was like, at this point, I could go either way.
I got a lot of questions going on right now.
Are you saying you like the fireman?
I don't, I mean, I don't remember it like you do. But he didn't dislike the fireman.
Hold up.
I do remember being like, these guys are handsome.
They're very good looking men.
He's a good looking crew.
He's a good looking guys.
Yeah.
I guess I didn't.
Tony Braxton wasn't really on my radar in the way it was for you guys.
To me, I was a TLC boy. They were very
Very much on my radar breathe again. Was this before Tony was before TLC, correct?
It's pretty much the exact same time to be honest
Oh, well, then I was all TLC all the time. I mean TLC
I think had their like first album everyone at school called Adam creep
He was TLC I think had their like first album everyone at school called Adam creep Oh here comes cream
Wheelchair at that time so it's me creeping up on them. Yeah, that's what I thought it was. Oh, I hear the creepy wheels
And then when they made him cry they're like, oh here comes waterfall That's what I thought it was about. I hear the creepy wheels. Oh, it was creepy.
And then when they made him cry, they're like,
oh, here comes waterfall.
That's right.
TLC.
The nicknames never stop.
Yes, Plains!
I feel TLC was the one for me.
Also, Janet Jackson, she really got me going.
Are we just naming black singers right now?
I'm just asking.
No, no, because it's
all trickled down from Celine Dion. I was thinking like R&B singers. Of course. Yes,
yes, yes. Not a lot of not a lot of white R&B singers in the 90s. Yeah, who really
brought the thunder as like a in the 90s white R&B singer. I don't know that it existed
at that point. Well, it depends what your definition of R&B is
I feel like Amy Grant
I think that's Christian Rock do yeah, I feel like that was Christian
Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, I think in the 2000s is when the whites took over with Brittany and
Christina Aguilera science. Yeah, but that to me is a little different than-
Yeah, that's pop.
That's like pop, that's pop stars pop.
Well, it's pop, it's pop because they're white.
It's automatically popular.
No, I just don't have the same groove to it.
White people go, whoa, it's like rap.
It's like Beastie Boys come out.
No, it's not.
Dude, it sounds way different.
Like this has way more slow and like has more bass to it.
And Christina Aguilera is like
It's not it's not no, it's not right. You don't think she had slow songs. She did
She had R&B song. Oh, maybe I got to check the cut so I actually don't know
I'm just saying it I feel like they popped off in the 2000s, but I don't I you're right
I don't think I can think of any whites in the 90s
Amy Grant was a great guess.
Amy Grant, baby, baby. Something's in motion.
Oh, that's the one. I was like, how do I know Amy Grant?
And it's, baby, baby.
You want me to play the first two seconds of it?
Yeah.
You set my heart in motion.
Maybe we go 30 seconds in.
Okay.
I don't even know if you need to play it.
I might know one more word. Here we go 30 seconds in okay. I don't even know if you need to play it. I might know one more word
Here we go. Uh, wait hold on. I'll go through
This is our me this is our me right here
Too much too much run way too much I'm gonna go 112 and I can play one second because I've already done 14 seconds.
So wait.
I was talking about 112.
And then it goes stop.
For a minute.
Baby, I'm so glad you went.
You're mine or I'm yours?
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I don't know what it is, but look,
I feel like Mariah Carey kind of ambiguously covered
a lot of white, you know, bases in the 90s
as far as R&B singers.
Yeah, she really rode that one.
What is Mariah Carey?
I don't know if that's an appropriate question.
A human being.
Blake. Yeah, but I'm like, what is she claiming she claiming dude Mariah Carey? Well, that's I like that
What is she claiming? What is she claiming? I love her like whatever the go she wants. She's the goat Mariah Carey dude
What was that? She had like what was it she was wearing like a little halter top with
Butterfly album cover. Yeah. Stop.
Adam, stop.
Don't a mouth of Drake all over this place.
She was like wearing a rainbow.
Yeah.
Halter top, right?
That like went into the background.
Yeah.
I.
I swear to God, I jerked off to the hard copy of that CD.
Uh, yeah, I guess I remember that.
Dude, the music video with Jerry O'Connell?
We've already talked about this shit just burns into your memory. It was like when we were in the
The the rock and roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, and you just see like Shania Twain's display stopped me in my tracks
I knew every outfit like I was transformed back to like a little 13 14-year-old boy just being like
Stopped dead in my tracks scene.
I think I remember seeing that.
Yeah, I saw you. You like stopped and you collapsed and I got a little worried.
But then I'm like, we got to get to Columbus, bro.
We got to love this.
They're like, this stiff, this stiff man right here.
Oh, dude.
It's, uh, is is all is always be my baby
Her her number one jam. Is that what it is for you guys or just me?
I feel like the Christmas one that they play every Christmas is probably your biggest song
But no, but I mean for you guys in your opinion like she has so many freaking
Amazing we belong together. Which was that fantasy is really good
fantasy is
Yeah, hold on. Let me skip ahead
That one's a foot that one foot which one's that lane thrower fantasy
Oh, yeah, so good so good and then shake it off isn't freaking half bad. It's great. Is that germane?
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Did you know that Jermaine Dupri was a Nepo baby?
Ski.
What do you mean?
Who's his dad?
I think his dad was somebody.
I think I just read that or heard that to the day and I was like, cool.
Who are the Dupris?
Now I know.
Give me more.
Dude, Jermaine Dupupri I fucking loved him. Yeah when I first met you you claimed Jameen Dupri harder than anybody
I've ever met in my life. Yeah, dude love Jameen Dupri fucking Jameen Dupri
Well one I just thought he's like a funny reference to reference is uh, anytime I would see a limo
I would loudly be like I bet you made a breeze in there
Every time I would see a limo, I'd loudly be like, I bet Jermaine Dupri's in there. Yeah.
So you bet.
Because you assume he's always in limos, dude.
He's fucking Jermaine Dupri.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, it's Jermaine Dupri.
He's in limos at all times.
Can we get a little Always Be My Baby?
Sure.
Yeah, let's see.
Did it.
Did it.
Jermaine Dupri's artistic career began when he, this is his, I guess, his Wikipedia.
His father is an Atlanta talent manager, so he's not really a Nepo baby.
His dad's a talent manager, so that's not like, you know.
He's in the business.
I was in the business, but that's not like you're not a famous...
He's not George Clooney, come on.
Yeah, it's not like...
George Clooney is Aunt Rosemary Clooney.
She was the famous singer. Yeah, he is. Like, I mean. George Clooney is, and it's Rosemary Clooney. She was the famous singer.
Yeah, he is.
Like, what are we, what the fuck are we doing?
Well, yeah, that's why I said he wasn't George Clooney, man.
That was my example.
Right, but that's just his aunt was a singer,
or was his mom or his aunt.
Yeah, I guess, what does it take to be a Nepo baby?
Like, how deep does your parent have to be in the industry
to be, like, if my mom did puppet shows,
would you be like, oh, Blake's mom was in the business? be like if my mom did puppet shows would you be like oh
If you became a puppeteer, yeah, I'd be like well dude he grew up around puppets
Yeah, well, okay, but in the case of like George Clooney, and then she has to give you a job
See but the nepo baby George Clooney's mom is a or grandma is a singer, right?
But he is in acting but you're saying he's a nepo baby. I think she might have done some acting too
Okay, let's fucking get him
But the nepo baby thing is stupid because you wouldn't call someone dude
I'm sorry his dad was the former president of Columbia Records black music division
Okay, former senior vice president of Columbia Records group. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so okay, so okay well
It's probably a layup. Yeah, that's called a layup. So that's called a director and your kids an actor That's not a nepo situation. That's that's called a layup dude. Don't worry about that yet
I'm just saying nepo, baby. Even the term is fucking stupid. You have to be the exact same.
No, here, let me talk.
Of course, but we all know what it means.
Sure, sure.
I'm just saying it's dumb.
Hold up.
Because if your dad is a plumber and he runs a plumbing business,
and then you decide to get in the plumbing business
because your dad was in the plumbing business,
no one is gonna call you a Nepo baby.
You know what I mean?
I'm not defending Nepo baby.
I'm just saying that it is what it is.
Sure, I'm just saying I don't understand why it's,
why we would even say that.
It's kind of a dirty word at this point.
It's a dirty word.
You know who's gonna call you,
but this is, but Adam, I would argue,
I would argue that you're wrong
because let's say the dad has a plumbing business.
I like this.
Sure.
And he's interviewing plumbers and instead of giving the job to somebody who's been working
as a plumber for years, it's probably more qualified.
The dad goes, I'm going to hire my son on the team and he has no experience.
That's life.
But that's every job ever.
I know that.
I know.
But dude, I'm not saying I am anti-Nepo baby or that it's not a crazy concept
I'm saying that the person who just I said you're saying who's gonna call him a Nepo baby the person that interviewed for the job
That's more qualified that goes
He gave it to a son. He's a fucking Nepo baby not to use that real term, but like
You're gonna go that's fucking bullshit. I'm a better plumber than that person
I should have gotten that job.
Sure.
It's kind of a delicate balance.
I understand what you're saying.
I just think the term NEPO baby is stupid
because in any business across any business,
that happens where you're like.
Yeah, it's who you know.
I don't disagree with you.
I think it's been a fun little thing to say and I saw a hashtag.
I don't think you can take people down for it. I agree with you. But to ignore the fact that
like it's real is different. Well, for sure. I mean, yeah. Oh, it's definitely real. Yeah.
It's definitely real. It's real, mate. And all I'm saying is, Jermaine Dupri, for his dad to be a
record executive and for you to be like, well, he's well, he's a rapper. It's like mate and I'm all I'm saying is germane do pretty for his dad to be a record executive and for you to be like
Well, he's willing to rap or it's like well what kind of like mean thing can we say to about like really beautiful people?
Um, you know because they pissed me off more than nepo babies. Good. You mean like genetic lottery babies. Yeah
Yeah, so fuck them fuck them fuck your hot mom and dad. Oh, there is a there is a thing pretty privilege
Fuck your hot mom and dad. Oh, there is a thing, pretty privilege.
Ooh, pretty privilege.
I hate pretty privilege.
Who, where'd you get that from?
In the chat.
That's what Becca just said.
Yeah, Becca just said it's called pretty privilege.
You're a pretty boy.
I think being ugly is way cooler than being pretty.
Being ugly is such a-
You would have to.
Yeah.
Boy.
Yes.
Oh boy.
Burn. Oh yeah.
Epic burn.
Burn.
No way man.
Go ahead and state your case.
Because you have to.
I'll state the other side.
Well because obviously everybody's heard it's a tale as old as time when you're ugly as
fuck like me with his snotty nose.
No.
No.
Blame.
You have to develop a sense of humor man.
You have to be. Wait. A s he knows isn't but why you're ugly
Fuck off mate. Hey, just blow your nose Blake by the way
No one thinks you're ugly everyone's super super excited about those tasteful nudes that I put on my Instagram story of you
In your Calvin Klein's looking real good wasn't my body that was your exact
No, but it looked good.
I was like, he's got to cut the hair.
Dude, it looked good.
And if you cut your hair.
I'm thinking about it.
Your body doesn't look that similar.
Dissimilar.
Dissimilar.
Nope.
Nope.
Don't interrupt him.
I'm sorry.
Your body doesn't look that dissimilar.
Yeah, dissimilar.
Yes.
Different.
Different?
I know where it's.
Just say the word. You know. Different. Different. Different. I know where it's just the word you know. Different
from what that was. From what Jeremy Allen White. Your body looks very similar. Your
body looks very similar. Down boy. I've thought harder more recently than ever about cutting
my hair. I'm just, but it's, it means more than just, I just like having long hair. It, it,
it speaks to my spirit. I like having it.
I don't know if I can keep it then. What, what do we care? Who gives a sh...
Well, what I'll say though, okay, what's cool about being ugly, which...
Can we get back to having fun?
Which, you know, whether you consider me an ugly person or not,
I've always kind of had a bad self-image.
It requires you to develop skills beyond your looks.
It you develop a personality.
It's important.
Blake, Blake, you have interests.
We all think we look like mutants.
I'm obsessed with my neck fat, you know,
Derz is just a nerf. Ugly piece of shit. I'm obsessed with my neck fat, you know, uh,
Ders is just a nerf ugly piece of shit.
Ders tells us how ugly you are. I got these tits. I can't shake.
Yeah. Ders has these big old titties that he can't shake.
Oh, you can shake them, baby.
Oh, you can definitely shake them.
Hello. Give me some freaking.
Yes, and dude, you're not ugly.
Everyone thought your Calvin Klein commercial that you did on that rooftop that I released the photos of,
you looked fantastic.
And by the way, your body looks exactly like his.
You would look exactly like him if you cut your hair.
Okay, fair enough.
And which brings me to the reason
your personality's not that great.
You're not that ugly. Yeah, you're not that ugly.
Yeah, you're not that even that ugly, which explains why
you're not that fun, cool, interesting. Yeah, not. I just
have comic books that I try to show people I don't have a
personality really. Yeah, that's your personality. Yeah, I
get they look at these cool things I've gathered over time.
Yeah, you're a hermit My whole personality is just talking about my ailments at this point
It used to be talking about his big ass
You're basically an 80 year old man
With a grandpa and he's like, I don't know man
My ass hurts my elbow hurts. I can't smell I can't see I. How do we explain these people, these fabulous looking people with interesting interests and personalities and curiosity?
Like what the fuck happened there? They were just raised.
Did they have like an ugly mom and like a hot dad or vice versa?
Are you saying like Drake? Are you saying like Drake how he's like good looking, can rap and has a huge wrangler?
I don't think Drake is that a... I don't think Drake is outstandingly attractive.
I think he's gotten hotter over years.
Yeah, I think it ebbs and flows, but yeah.
Well, yeah, money does that to a person.
You're able to afford that nice.
I think Drake is nice.
I think he's nice looking, but he's not hot.
Yeah, no, he's not like...
I have to say in that video, I think he's not hot
Dude if he wasn't famous you wouldn't you wouldn't crash your car staring at this man, you know, right?
Right, like you're a monster Brad Pitt like and we're all heterosexual men here
But if you saw yeah, we are
And it wasn't famous and we just saw him at a grocery store or something. Yeah, we would all kind of stare at that guy You know, kind of I feel like those people we should be more upset at them
Right then
Nepo babies is Brad Pitt. He's your hottest guy. He's your showstopper Brad Pitt. Yeah
Yeah, that's a good one hang your hat on sure
He's got sure but what I'm what I'm talking about is points is he also interesting like I know he's into like architecture
But that I feel like that's just a rich person thing where you're like, yeah, I build houses
It's like well nice cuz you could afford to yeah
Yeah, um all of a sudden I care about whereas like trying to think of somebody who's like fabulously
Handsome or beautiful that also like I don't know cloney
He's also like speaking in front of Congress about stuff and like yeah
You agree with his his stances on things, but you think his brain is sexy too. Yeah that nepo baby's pretty fucking cool
Yeah, he's pretty cool. I'd like to twist his naps
I gotta see how ugly his mom is dude because that might have made him cool. I think she was hot, babe
Yeah, she was probably really a mom or an ant. I think she was hot. Probably hot, babe.
She was probably really beautiful.
Was it mom or man?
I don't know.
Yeah.
They're probably all really beautiful people.
The beauty of this podcast is we don't know.
But we're, you know, Chloe and I are gonna have a baby
any second now and I'm really hoping like.
So you say.
I feel like it's been two years.
I know, dude.
I tell you.
Oh, you're so close.
It's crazy.
By the time people listen to this podcast,
you're gonna be a dad. I'll already have the baby
I said congrats first
Want to level up the gene pool a little I feel like Chloe's really leveling up our gene pool quite a bit
Yeah, she's way hotter than you. I didn't want to say it way hotter way smarter So we're pretty excited about the fact. She's with you is fucking bizarre. I'm telling you as it the whole divine family is like very stoked
Very stoked. They're like, oh, all right. Yeah, they're like holy shit, bro
I'm confused as a also descriptor that she likes workaholic or what got her
There's no way to tell, honestly. It's cool.
You're gonna like walk in on her like with like Rumpelstiltskin.
She like lost a bet with him.
Yeah.
Stupid.
Who is that?
That's not Rumpelstiltskin.
Fuck.
Oh.
Can you remind us what the...
I had spent a while since I've read the tale of Rumpelstiltskin.
What the fuck did Rumpelstiltskin do?
Please tell us.
It's a weird thing where like this dad of like,
this farmer lied to the prince
about how his daughter could spin gold.
So he's like, oh yeah, let's bring her, bring her to my place.
She's like, I can't spin gold.
What the fuck is my dad doing?
This is crazy.
And he's like, if you can't spin it,
I'm gonna murder you in the morning. and your dad or some shit gotta spin it
Spin that gold. Oh rumple still skin says that I'm gonna kill you and your dad. No, no, no, no the prince the prince
No, no, hang on the prince Blake. The prince is abusive. Yes. Yes. Oh, I don't like this. Yes. It's like game
It's like Game of Thrones Prince's rule willy-nilly nilly. Yeah, I don't like this prince.
It's like Joffrey, imagine he's like Joffrey, that bitch.
Yes, okay.
And he's like, okay, you're hot,
but you can spin gold out of thread?
Like what, out of hay or something?
So then she's crying because she's gonna die.
And then Rumpelstiltskin shows up
and he's like, I can do it for you,
but you gotta give me some jewelry.
So she's like, okay, cool.
Jewelry.
Then again, the next day, he's like, I need more.
This is amazing.
And then Rumpelstiltskin comes back
He's like, okay, I'll do it for like that necklace you got on
And she's like cool
What's a necklace? No, what is the neck? Just let me get through this
There's there's no joke opportunity. Let me just get through this and we can move on
Yeah, there's really just fucking powered through this Rumpelstiltskin
Let's not add anything just everyone sit around the fire and listen to the tail of Rupple still skin
with no one else talking.
Yes.
On the third night, I'm just trying to get through it.
Just trying to get through it.
Just trying to get through it.
Please let's hear it.
I'm not the one who asked.
I know everyone out there knows.
I don't have to explain it.
And then what happens on the third night?
He, she's out of jewelry.
So he goes, I'll take your firstborn and she's
like, okay. And then the prince marries her firstborn comes a
year or so later and dude shows up and he's like, I'm here for
the baby and she's like, please don't take it. And he goes, if
you can guess my name in three days, you get to keep the baby.
So what I'm saying is Chloe is this princess and and Rumpelstiltskin's coming and being like
member high mage Mary it's not a perfect allegory. Yeah. Yeah, that was a long
takebacks. Apologies. I'm sorry Blake doesn't know the story of Rumpelstiltskin.
I'm sorry Blake doesn't know the story of Rumpel still skin
Tell children's tales to his children he doesn't read his children and that was
Notice my cool crochet hat didn't want to mention it.
Nope, didn't notice.
Yeah.
Just kind of another day, another dollar.
But let's take this long ass moment.
It's not longer than Ruffle stills can be.
What is that?
No one can see this.
Crochet with Amy.
Shout out to Crochet with Amy, bro.
You're holding something up for a podcast people listening to
and not saying anything. So that's she made it for you, Crochet with Amy. You're hurting something up for a podcast people listening to and not saying anything. So that's she made it
for you crochet with Amy is that? Yeah, she's really sweet of
her. Normally like, I, you know, like we get a lot of DMs I
don't I'm like, I'm like, I'm a sucker for crochet crochet
with Amy shout out for giving me this knitted cap. Yeah, that's
a big shout out. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. So I just want to give her a shout out.
Okay. I would like to shout out a stiff person syndrome. Um, you know, it's it's
important to get more eyes and ears on it so we can find a cure for this disease because I want to hear my heart will go on
one more time for my girl.
That shit's important.
And to the Swifties, you know, to defend Taylor, I'm sure it was a real world when being up there.
And, you know, she's caught up in the moment and this is all kind of new and exciting for her.
And he's shaking his head.
He's shaking his head.
Why would I do that? That's crazy.
Adam, don't do that.
They're gonna dump him.
He's rumpel still skin.
All right.
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