This Is Important - Ep 188: Blake’s A Stand Up Guy, But Not How You Think…
Episode Date: February 20, 2024Today, this is what's important: Disturbed, baby boys, jerking off positions, the Super Bowl, Vegas, Blake's 21st birthday, Fruit Stripe gum, Hans Christian Anderson, and more.See omnystudio.com/liste...ner for privacy information.
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Standing up, side of the bed, t-shirt on, no pants, fully engorged, shouting.
For some reason, when I'm hungover, I always feel the need to seed.
I jerked off into TJ Maxx once.
Let's go!
Hey, hey, hey, we pay pay let's go
all right that's 15 seconds is that oh yeah dude yeah oh dude that gets white people going in like Midwestern suburban whites.
The whites here fired up.
Do they play that at sports stadiums and stuff?
That feels like a sports anthem.
It feels like it.
That's what I'm saying.
But do we hear this?
I haven't heard it.
Why don't we?
That's crazy.
If you told me that the guy from Disturbed
actually did lock children
in his basement or something, I don't know.
But there has to be
a reason we don't hear that at stadiums.
Allegedly! Go ahead, Adam.
The lead singer definitely
passed away. I think the
lead singer is dead. Oh, really?
Was he a good guy or did he lock kids in the basement?
I mean, he's a lead singer of a band called Disturbed.
Go ahead, Adam.
Yeah, I feel like he was disturbed in a way.
I feel like, you know, there's a lot of things there.
What if he was really well adjusted?
Well, then I feel like we would be hearing that at every stadium.
Disturbed was talking about, like, the planet, not himself.
Oh, the lead singer of Disturbed is still alive
Says Todd
Wait then who died?
Oh I know who died
Linkin Park
Oh there it is
No Linkin Park and also
It was called like Drowning Pool right?
There was a band
And that shit was pretty fire too
I gotta look that up
I'll play the first 15 seconds of it
Alright Adam how you doing dude? I'm checking out He doesn't seem that disturbed shit was pretty fire too i gotta look that up i'll play the first 15 seconds of it all right adam uh
how you doing dude i'm i'm checking out uh he doesn't seem that disturbed he seems just like
a guy that is in a band which which is a little disappointing because if you name your band
disturbed you gotta do some disturbing shit for sure you want him to walk the walk yeah you gotta
walk the walk uh but i'm also like well why don't we hear that song at every stadium then?
Because I want when my L.A. Clippers, when Kawhi Leonard just dunks on a fool for it to go.
Oh, my God.
Clippers are so good.
You know, we don't really deep dive sports.
And also, this is two weeks out.
So who knows?
They might not be first place but right now
anybody who cares anything about basketball this might be the clippers year that's what they're
all saying and guess what i don't like it i don't i don't like what yeah because you you are a you
are a cursed franchise we do know that we are we certainly are. But this feels beyond the curse.
You know, it feels good.
But if the first game of the playoffs, the entire team's knees explode, that would make perfect sense.
They're like a jump ball.
What just happened?
They all fall to the ground.
Their knees exploded.
There was some C4.
Yeah, that would make a lot of sense.
What's the furthest they've gone in the Western Conference Finals
was the furthest they've gone.
That was just a couple of years ago.
Oh, no shit.
Which to people who don't watch sports, that's right before the finals,
which is where you win it all.
Who'd they play?
Phoenix?
Phoenix.
Phoenix.
I think it was...
Phoenix.
Love it. Well, good luck with that.
Will you go to some playoff games if that
happens? Yeah, I mean,
the baby, by
this podcast, the baby is, I think, 13
years old. Yeah, dude.
Oh my gosh, your kid is 13?
So I'm celebrating
his 13th birthday what's he up
to man uh just jerking off a lot too yeah okay keep catching him he can't he can't stop it he's
hey your boy is disturbed yeah he is now that's disturbed my god I keep walking in and my boy's fucking beating off into a tube sock.
Yeah.
Every time I see him jerking off into a Kleenex or a tube sock, I go.
What are you doing?
I go.
Oh, man.
That is wild, dude.
You're going to have a boy.
Boys are way, way crazy.
That's going to be fun for you.
I don't know.
What are you basing that on, Blake?
Yeah, what are you?
You don't know.
The fact that I have girls and they're very well behaved, but boys are psychos.
I'm basing it on myself.
I jerked off everywhere.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
That's not psycho.
That's just passing the time.
Yeah, it's just jerking off.
That's not psycho.
That's just passing the time.
Yeah, it's just jerking off.
And by the way, I feel like I wouldn't even be.
My dad, every time I was in the bathroom taking a shit.
Psycho. That shit's important.
Absolutely every time I was in there going to the bathroom, he would go, quit jerking it.
You're going to go blind through the bathroom door.
And what's funny is probably 85%
of the time he was right.
It's the only way you can climax.
I'm not jerking off. I'm like, stop. I'm not.
But also I am.
I do like how you go into the bathroom
just to take a shit.
And he's like, don't jerk off in there. You're like, I'm not.
And then you're like, hmm.
Not a bad idea.
Not a bad idea, dad.
Were you sitting down to shit and jerking off in sitting position?
Because that's fucking disturbed.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
I jerk off in sitting positions.
Wait.
I still do.
Blake can only do it bending over, looking backwards into a mirror.
What do you mean
blake i don't i honestly we got a stander i i probably could count on my my hands wait what
is the same i could probably count the number of times on my hands how many times i've i've
jerked off like in sitting position like. What? What are you talking about?
What I love about the podcast
is we just find out these little
tidbits.
If you ever want to
find out the most intimate details
of your best friend's
lives, start a podcast
and do about 190
episodes.
You start to scrape the bottom of the barrel. lives, start a podcast, and do about 190 episodes. Yeah.
Yeah, you start to scrape the bottom of the barrel.
And then?
You really start to find out. Say it!
You find out that I stand up while wiping.
And that was, I mean, my God, we got a lot of mileage out of that.
That was early.
Right.
That was early.
We got a whole lot of mileage out of that.
That's one of the pillars of this podcast.
But this, it actually disturbs me. You seem to put a button. It's a button. That's one of the pillars of this podcast. But this it actually disturbs
me. You seem
hit the button.
Hit the button.
I gotta get that one on.
That's gotta be ready.
Thank you.
Never sitting down.
Dude, what? Yeah.
By the way, the saying is I can count on one hand.
But like. Yeah.
I can count on my hand, but like. Yeah. I can count on my hand.
I can count on my hand.
And you can only count with one hand.
I never J-O in the seated position.
What did you do before like laptops and you were in front of a desktop computer at like your parents' house?
Yeah.
Yep.
Correct.
Oh, so there were years I was sitting down.
My bad. No. Uh-huh. Correct, Ders. No. like your parents house yeah yep correct oh so there were years i was sitting down my bad no
uh-huh correct no i just um you were standing i think i was standing so you could like dart out
the i could see blake being one of those weirdos who didn't look at porn and would just like smell
like he stole a girl's a girl's sweater and he would just smell the sweater and then just jerk off while standing up looking in the mirror while he's wearing the sweater.
Something like that.
What?
I could see you doing something like that.
Very detailed.
Very detailed, Adam.
Hey, Blake, let's just say I think you're a little disturbed.
No, no, no.
No, but maybe I do have an active memory maybe i don't need like a visual companion because
in my mind i can summon things okay so i don't need to be seated at that family computer to
have a visual well sure you don't you don't have to yes i'm not saying you have to of course of
course the like the spontaneity hits us all at various times. Sure.
I jerked off in a TJ Maxx once.
Yeah, because that's when it hit him.
Wait, that sounds like you're...
That's a little disturbing.
But like, okay, so are you willing to accept
that you've blocked out probably years of sitting down upright
at a desktop computer?
Yeah, I guess I was more thinking in my adult life.
Like, I don't do it any longer in a seated position.
Like, if it's going to happen.
I can't remember the last time I J-O'd.
What about all those drives up to the bay?
That's a handful, at least, right there.
You're not jerking off in driving.
No.
You throw the Tony Braxton on?
Whoa.
Hitting the grapevine while cranking down?
No.
While grabbing your grapevine?
I think maybe.
Yes.
Points.
Points.
Gosh, you guys are putting me to work today.
Yes, points.
Thank you.
Is your viney grape?
I don't think that.
No.
Maybe one time I've done it on the drive from LA to the Bay.
I don't really get.
Maybe Kyle was the guy that used to do it a lot.
Kyle did.
I mean, my God.
I think he does it.
Just looking for babies.
In my adult life, I don't think I ever find myself J-O-ing in a seated position.
It just doesn't.
There's not really a lot of times when that happens.
So, Blake, you're at a desk right now.
Yes.
Should I go?
I am J-O-E, yes, but I won't go to
completion, I promise. There's never a time
you have a toddler in your house.
This is why I don't like talking about my kids.
Hey, Blake,
we gotta prepare him for fatherhood.
Come on, be honest.
You're in your... You have like
an ADU, right? So it's like
a mother-in-law suite that you're in.
Completely detached.
Completely detached.
I can do whatever I want.
ADU for a little JOI.
So you're kind of tucked away.
It's up high where you're at.
It's like a loft.
So no one's breaking in.
Tucked.
There's not a time where you just after the pot or whenever you have a meal,
you're like, you know what?
I'm going to give myself a sweet treat before going and playing with my chocolate.
And seeing what's for dinner.
Hang on a second.
Before you start to smell the hamburger helper and mosey on back inside the house.
Stove tops for dinner.
No, honestly, that moment has not come for me.
Hey, yes points.
So that kind of leads me to believe that maybe you don't jerk off that often at all.
Daily.
What is I guess what is often for if you guys want to share with what is often? What do you mean? Like, how often are you guys jerking off? I think daily is often for, if you guys want to share with, what is often?
What do you mean?
Like, how often are you guys jerking off?
I think daily is a lot.
I think daily is a lot.
Yeah.
I think three times a week.
Daily is a lot for someone in a relationship.
Daily is a lot for people that are our age, that are in a long-term committed relationship.
I think daily would be, it's just, that's a lot of doing.
Right.
I think three times a week you're putting in work yeah okay you know you're putting up numbers you're
i'd say a couple times a week i'd say at least once always once yeah most twice oh yeah there's
no way i'm not there's no way i'm not doing if the clock is about to strike midnight on a sunday
i get it i excuse myself from wherever i am and i get it i say
i'm going to the adu yeah i sprint to the nearest adu
um yeah well i wonder that's really interesting because as your life goes on supposedly your
masturbation times are supposed to decrease i I think that's what we were told.
And I don't know if it's true.
Yeah, you jerk off the most at the very beginning.
In retirement, it's going to be crazy.
Yeah, then it ramps back up towards the end for sure.
Because you're just killing time.
Yeah, waiting to die.
So what are your numbers like here, Blake?
Because I feel like my numbers are two, three times a week.
Two, three times a week. Two, three times a week.
But then if I'm hung over, I'll jerk off five times a day.
Dude, Adam, it's really weird.
You mentioned that for some reason when I'm hung over, I always feel the need to seed.
Yeah.
You got to get the poison out points.
Yeah.
What is that?
What is that?
It's science.
Hit the button.
You guys are putting me to work.
I mentioned this to Chloe because she's like, what is your deal?
Why are you so horny when you're hungover?
It's science.
Can I come in?
No.
Yes.
Adam, I love that you're saying that.
Why are you so horny when you're hungover?
Yeah, what is that?
Because obviously she's not.
She's like, if we drink together, she's like, why are you touching me? Why are know she's like i don't why why are you touching
me why are you grinding up on me and i'm like well now i have to jerk off five times if you
don't want to have sex with me five times then i have to jerk off five times yeah you know where
i'm gonna be and i know i like that you i like that you say it in a normal tone when in reality
i know you scream it that seems i know that it's that standing standing a little bit standing up side of the bed t-shirt
on no pants fully engorged shouting now i'm gonna jerk off five times i guess i had to jerk off five
times i i think maybe what i have calculated in my mind is that like i feel i feel so bad that i want to feel i want to feel
good that's right that's exactly what's good yeah yeah but also i'm hoping that somehow the hangover
comes out through my penis and it's gone for the rest of the day that's also what i'm yeah i think
that's what everybody's thinking interesting uh but but so but hang on So you don't sit down. Where do you jerk off?
The roof.
He's a true workaholic.
Yeah, dude.
I go to Van Nuys.
The workaholic's house.
I go to Hamlin and I really put in work.
I don't know.
I feel like if I'm ever doing it, it's either laying down or standing up.
But never just seated in a chair.
Standing up. Okay, well, this is a shower situation.
Okay. Wait, no, no well this is a shower situation. Okay.
Or, yeah. Wait, no, no, no.
He hesitated.
Standing up.
Yeah. Are we in socks?
This is dangerous. First of all,
the shower sucks.
The shower sucks. You're not into it? No.
Of course not. It sucks.
And the way you hesitated when he said it's this is obviously a shower situation you were like ah that leads me to believe you're just in a closet
somewhere in your home standing yeah this is you're carrying so much shame and you don't have
to you don't have to let it out on the pot let Let it out. Ew. I don't, I feel like these are the times that I wish Kyle was here because he would
say some shit where he actually does something way more fucked up and I
could allow you guys to go bury him.
But right now I feel like you guys are kind of piling on me.
I'm not piling.
I'm actually trying to get to the bottom of this because you're the one who,
and I,
and I'm not sure I want it to get to the
bottom of i don't know if i actually want to talk about this oh yeah that's fine that's fine we can
just you know what i will say kyle for sure has beat off outside more than all of us combined yeah
well that's what i think he's big in nature like in not in a good way yeah he'll go take a jerk
off walk yeah yeah yes he will take his shoes and socks off,
bury them in his garden,
and then beat off on his cucumbers for sure.
No, and then use his dick shovel to dig them back up.
Exactly.
That's how he plants his seed.
He fucks the ground.
Yeah, he goes, I'm hunting for some earthworms, honey.
And then he puts his worm in the earth.
Man, I've seen so many worms.
I'm going to start doing that a lot, by the way.
There's this hot new catchphrase.
You're suddenly just Wendy Williams.
Yo, Wendy Williams is probably the best show of all time she is an entertainer
she's the best uh let me use my new catchphrase
i don't know i find her very fascinating she's so cool i don't disagree she's fascinating well i i
want the world to know that blake is choosing not to talk about yeah we'll move on how how he uh stands
up and jerks off and it's not the shower and that's a secret that he's that he is willing
to let be a secret instead of just are you on like a endo board is this like are you building
skill sets no it's a secret it's his secret so now we know that blake has a secret out there i
just want to say that if you're doing this in stocking feet if you have socks on it's slippery
it's dangerous and if that's how you die that was a that one's for me and when i start my patreon
it will be revealed and i will i will take the tII citizens that really want to know and
take them over to my Patreon.
I think you have to say TII
nation citizens. Otherwise,
I don't know if it works at all.
I think it works for every blah blah blah nation.
We'll work on it.
What do you guys got to bring to
the table?
I'm a pretty open book. I mentioned
that I jerk off. I gave times. I gave locations i'm a pretty open book i've i mentioned that i jerk off uh i i gave times
i gave locations i you know i was pretty open you you're the one with these deep dark secrets about
how you jerk off it's a revelation though it really is the fact that you've that you only
stand and you never sit the fact that adam stands to shit and you stand to jack off i'm like what do i stand to do
if that's the three points dancer yeah you don't stand for anything that's true
damn i don't stand for anything i'm spying i stand for the damn flag i'll tell you what
i stand for the damn flag that's for damn sure is that what it is is there an american flag in the
room yeah absolutely you take your hat off.
I take my hat off.
I put it over my heart.
I stand and I start to freaking.
Now that's disturbed.
Let's see that purple mountain majesty.
Absolutely, baby.
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I mean, it'll be a few weeks old now, but we're trying to stockpile some episodes up because I'm going to have a baby and then I'm going to be out of commission for a few weeks.
And then Kyle, who no longer is part of the podcast, it can't just be two guys.
It's got to be at least three.
We're not going to do...
So in a few weeks, this is going to come out a few weeks late.
But Blake is going to the Super Bowl, which I'm fucking stoked.
I can't wait to hear all about it, baby.
Yeah.
Hopefully this is me two weeks into my celebration, but I am very excited to go.
Me two weeks.
Good way to put it.
Yeah.
It's the first Super Bowl. This is what's crazy. Me too, Weeks. Good way to put it. Yeah, it's the first Super Bowl.
This is what's crazy.
It's in Las Vegas.
Yeah, I know.
That's a weird place to have a damn Super Bowl.
It's going to be.
Why?
Sounds fucking awesome.
It does sound awesome.
Yeah.
I mean, it is going to be very awesome.
What are you talking about?
But it's just like, it's almost too awesome.
That's what I'm worried about.
It's like, what the freaking hell?
No such thing.
It is. I know what you're saying. almost too awesome that's what i'm worried about is like what the freaking hell no such thing it
is i know what you're saying it's like the it's like the city's almost kind of like if you end
up somehow not going to the super bowl for a whole other reason you might be fine like there's other
shit going down yeah i feel like it's the only city that can actually handle the super bowl like
actually handle it right because there's so much going on there and there's so much indoor space.
You can actually, once the game is over, all of those people can go to 30 different casinos
and it won't feel that overwhelming.
When like no other city has that.
And like I went to the Super Bowl a few years ago, Tampa Bay versus the Chiefs.
And it was in Tampa Bay.
And there's like one stretch where people party in Tampa Bay.
And it was fucking bedlam, dude.
It was scary.
There was multiple murders on that street that night.
That's just Tampa, baby.
I just want to party.
It was like people got killed.
There was like shootouts and shit.
It was wild.
But I think Tampa is like,
Tampa is a wild place.
Well, sure.
But I'm just saying like,
there was like one main street,
which is a lot of cities have that,
where it's like,
you know, in Austin,
it's like 6th Street.
It's like a lot of places
just have the one main drag
and that's where everybody goes. But Vegas, I mean, the main drag is the Strip, but there's like 6th Street. A lot of places just have the one main drag and that's where everybody goes.
But Vegas, the main drag is the Strip,
but there's like 40 casinos that people can get lost in.
I think it's a great place.
We went when it was in New York.
That seemed to be fine.
I went when it was in LA.
Of course, that's super duper local for a lot of people.
The thing I'm noticing is that it seems like it's become,
and maybe it's always been
this and i just haven't picked up on it but in this in this era we're in of like grant for the
gram it seems like it's like are you going to the super bowl as if like it's it's more than just
the game if you don't give a fuck about super bowl there's at least 30 parties to go to afterwards
yeah that's the thing that i've noticed that's weirder in any other way is like,
I think the Super Bowl started on Monday for Las Vegas.
Like there's been parties every day this week and it's only leading up to Sunday.
And then Sunday will be the grand celebration and depression.
Yeah, but I feel like people might even be fucking out of commission.
I bet you that 5% of the people who are supposed to go to the Super Bowl for one reason or another aren't even going to fucking go.
Could you imagine if you fucking got the like $6,000 ticket and you're just arrested?
Yeah, they're just handcuffed to a bed in the at
the bunny ranch and they're like i missed it pizza pizza dude i promise you there's just a lot of
shit going on leading up to it you might be too hung over or whatever like hot at the table or
like whatever you're just not even gonna go you're just not going you're like oh wait oh shit the
game's on you're like like the party's gonna be going and you're gonna be like am i really gonna
break this up and go to the fucking game i don't know who knows five percent yeah five percent yeah
well that being said blake i'm very bummed uh that i'm not gonna be you know yeah i'm obviously i
i'm yeah our agent gave us gave us tickets that's how blake got hooked up and i know that they offer
he offered tickets to ders and myself and i'm bummed that I couldn't be there
because I know that the game
is going to be great. I think it's going to be a really
good game and then beyond that the parties
and how much fun we would have after
the game would be and before
the game and the day leading up
to the game it would be so much fun.
Just sneak out. What?
Usher and Usher
the halftime? Usher the halftime? Usher, super
halftime. Wow.
I just know how hungover you're
going to be. You're going to jerk off like 12 times
standing up in that hotel room.
You're going to jerk off. I might do it
sitting down. I might do it sitting down.
You're going to be standing
up in that hotel room just
cranking down, dude.
I do kind of want you to try sitting down just to like
realize like does it feel better it's still it's an option i don't know if it's better for you but
it's an option and i want you to know that it's an option well i will say it's better than standing
up like a fucking lunatic what do you mean standing up what if that's what we found out
adam had a bad back because he was sitting beating off
so much that his back they're like well do you stand up or sit down hey that's that's that's
the real stiff person hey yes points hey wait hold on we got that yes points i feel like i feel like
standing up is like a it's almost like guys can stand up to pee. We can do it.
I don't know if girls stand up.
We know, Blake.
Thank you.
I don't know if girls stand up in J-O.
I feel like it's an honor to be a male and stand up J-O.
Very cool.
Well said.
No.
Yeah.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
It's not an honor.
No.
No. No.
How often do you think females J-O standing up?
Daily.
If I know women, daily.
If I know chicks the way I know that I do, never.
Okay.
So I'm embracing it.
Yeah.
So you stand up to jerk off solely because women can't.
Oh, okay.
All right.
It seems like you're rubbing it in their faces.
Yeah.
I stand up to J.O.
And that's one thing I don't want you to do is rub your J.O. in their faces.
Yeah.
Well.
Too late.
Too late.
This boy's disturbed, man. Too late. too late too late too late so blazer do you know where these seats are are you in a box are you
down out there um you're in a box i know my boys up in a box yeah supposedly i'm in the box of
maybe the jacksonville jaguar owner like every owner gets a box and i think i'm i think i'm linking up with the jags dude which i dig because you guys know i jag standing their uniforms are off the
jack standing up and their uniforms are pretty sick so it's a bay area to jacksonville connection
in the box uh so are you um i mean are you are you gonna have to like beef up on your Jacksonville Jaguar knowledge
because you're going to meet the owner,
so you feel like maybe you should have like...
Yes.
Who's their quarterback?
Trevor Lawrence.
Oh, yeah.
I think Trevor Lawrence has the largest face I've ever seen in my life.
It's massive.
It's so big.
Not in a bad way.
It's not a bad-looking face.
No, it's long.
He has a lot of face.'s long it's wide yeah it looks like the girl who's the witch in on nightmare
before christmas but that is not what i'm saying i'm just saying no but it's not bad it's not but
not in a bad way i love that character real sexy witch cool yeah no it's cool and he looks great
and he has great hair and he's the man other than that
kind of like the master saw in a good way in a really good way in a really good way yeah it
looks like oh well i wonder if he's gonna be i wonder if you are a football player
are you you go i'm not well i mean do you go to the super bowl or or do you go i don't give a
fuck i'm not there so i actively don't care you go out no we saw we saw football players in new
york we went i remember seeing gronk and gronk didn't play right yeah but gronk's there to make
money he was like doing endorsement deals yeah but I think they go to party. This goes back to being
in Las Vegas. You go. It's Las
Vegas. Everyone goes.
It's like NBA All-Star
weekend. It's green light. We go.
Even though we're ballers, we go.
We go, man.
Let's go. I think
All-Star weekend is
actually in Vegas this
year for NBA, I believe.
Let's go.
Vegas is really starting to stake a claim, reclaim its identity.
Wait, Vegas is really starting to now stake a claim?
I'm saying it's saying we are the hub.
We are the fund.
It's Las Vegas.
I feel like it's been the hub. It we are the fun. It's Las Vegas. I feel like it's been the hub.
It's been the hub.
Like the convention hub.
Hear me out.
They got a football team.
They're getting a baseball team.
They have a hockey team.
They're going to get an NBA team.
They're saying like, come here.
Now that gambling is legal.
They're like, just let's fucking kick it here.
Yeah, it is.
It is the best i like i
haven't been in so damn long uh i i went for a green day concert not too long ago but then before
that it was like five plus years that i that i yeah i i'll be honest i don't i don't love vegas
like i'm not a vegas guy i think it's a healthy to not Say like give yourself over to Vegas
Because if you do it can be dangerous
Sure but I'm saying like
Perfect for what it is oh it's the best
Yeah I think for what because none of us
Are like real club guys and I think
That's why we didn't like Vegas when we were younger
But now we're older dude so now
We could go to like be a little older
And like go to a dope dinner
Get drunk do some gambling, maybe go to like one of those like like really cool lounges that aren't like a really cool.
One of those really cool.
What is it called?
Where like the like, I don't know, like their clothes off.
They dance.
There's people that are like not wearing all the clothes they should.
It's like a bar.
And then that's where you don't sit down ever.
Yeah, Blake's standing up in the corner doing whatever he's doing.
He's always standing up.
I noticed that about you.
Whenever we've been in a strip club together, you're always standing up.
Yeah.
My hands in my pocket.
Nice with your friends.
I want to give him a lap dance.
Can't.
No lap.
No lap to dance.
Sorry, move on.
Why's he got both his hands in his pocket?
No, he doesn't sit down.
You can jump on his back.
He'll piggyback you.
Move on, Serenity.
Get on.
Those cool lounges that aren't a club.
It's more like you have
a dope dinner and then it's a cool
upscale bar,
I suppose.
I think Vegas is also diversified.
They know that they want to have
something for everybody.
Yeah, you could really get in a mix,
dude, and do whatever you want to do.
That's what I meant to say.
You can get in the mix. I think there's a do that's what i meant to say yeah you can get in the mix you can get in the mix no i i think there's a little something for everybody in vegas
even football yeah i just know that there you can also get into a lot of weird shit in vegas
what happens there stays there you can get into weird shit yeah i guess you can yeah i guess so
fucking sure and by weird i mean lose a lot of money i i'm just not like i don't
like to gamble is that what you meant by weird i don't think you know how that joke form works
you don't like to gamble not even not even like uh a little bit like what we did when we were in um
in philly and we were at the parks parks casino in philly ben salem we're in beautiful ben salem
uh you don't even like to gamble with just a few hundred bucks uh play some blackjack that kind of
thing not really i like it i also like to throw some craps around throw some dice but you go in
thinking you're gonna win i go in knowing i'm gonna lose and then we all end up losing i go
in knowing i'm gonna lose and i'm just, how long can I fucking string this along?
Me too.
But what's so fun about going in like, yo, I'm about to lose fucking all the money I just took out of this ATM.
Because the drinks are free.
Yeah, the drinks are free and you're doing this shit.
And you're shouting.
No, they're not free.
They cost as much money as you just took out.
They're actually more expensive than normal just because you get to play.'s that's not how reality works they're not more expensive than normal
you are the target audience for a casino because you're like oh i'm getting free beers but really
you're dropping fucking five six seven hundred dollars at a blackjack table but also i couldn't
be winning or i'm losing so like if i'm great, but I'm also losing and paying to be playing.
Yeah.
I pay for the entertainment of playing,
and then the drinks are free.
I understand the concept.
It's like how you know weird things happen in Vegas.
I understand.
Playing blackjack isn't that fun.
I'd rather play fucking Mario Brothers.
That's a little more stimulating than
playing Blackjack. I'm sure they have that.
They do. If they do, I would love
to go to a casino
where I could play Mario for a thousand
bucks and I bet I would
play the Maloof Brothers.
I don't think that they have Mario
but they actually do have
video games that you can gamble
on in Vegas.
Where is it?
They have the video game lounges.
They're all over.
I think all the main casinos have it.
Now he's listening.
Well, if it's like Modern Warfare, I don't know if I could hang,
but if they have Contra, I think I could make some money.
Sign me up.
Or Bibble Bobble or Balloon Fight.
I'm really good at those games.
I don't know i don't
know if they have balloon fight is that on your radar adam i don't think they have contra or
balloon fight but uh but yeah i'm sure not sure about balloon fight i don't know okay let's go
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What I want to do in Vegas is I want to go.
I've never gone and just sat there and like during March and jerked off.
And I've never gone and just watched like March Madness and gone like during March Madness.
I think that would be very fun.
And just watching games at one of those giant bars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One of those sports books.
And you just go with your buddies and put money on all the games.
So it's like, you know, it's extra exciting.
And then just sit there and get drunk and sit there all day long.
Isn't there a place called Sportsbook?
I think my homie's a bartender there, a guy I went to high school with.
Oh, every casino has a sportsbook.
That's what it's called.
Okay, let's go.
I think there's a place called Sportsbook where, like,
it's a rooftop outdoor bar with a giant fucking TV.
Oh, my.
Don't mind if I do. If that's the one I feel like they...
It's like off the strip. It's a little down the road.
Anyway. I'll put my feelers out.
You should check it out. I'll put you in touch.
Well, I'm excited for you, Blake.
I hope as we're speaking,
my team won. I hope they have contracts.
I personally hope your team doesn't
win. Doesn't win.
Yeah, why is that?
Well, my family, we're Midwestern, and they all are huge Kansas City fans.
So, you know.
You guys already won a bunch, man.
Just give me this one.
So is the 49ers, dude.
They've also won a fucking ton.
That was so long ago.
I was just a baby when that happened.
But weren't they just there and lost it?
Yeah.
Yeah, they've lost very recently several times, dude.
Come on.
So that's what they do.
Let us get over the hump.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm with you.
I understand.
And that's why I'm like, if the Chiefs lose, sick.
My boy Blake is having a fucking awesome time in Vegas.
That sounds cool.
So I'm not that mad at it.
Thank you.
But I think it's cool that they have such a dynasty, the Kansas City Chiefs.
So I think it's pretty rad.
It's special.
It's to be respected.
I do like watching Chris and McCaffrey play.
Yes, CMC, he's the man.
In those pants?
Is that what you're saying?
That dude, as the kids say, he got a cheat code.
Absolutely.
What are you saying, in those pants or what?
I don't even know what that means.
Yeah!
Do you like just watch him play in those pants? You like football pants? In those tight football pants or what? What don't even know what that means. Yeah! You like just watch him play in those pants? You like football
pants? In those tight football pants?
What do you mean? Do you like
football pants? I like watching him
play football.
Okay. In those pants.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's wearing pants.
He is wearing pants, right?
All I'm saying... Oh, okay? Oh, I'm sorry.
I wasn't sure what you were saying.
I do like seeing him play in those pants.
I know my boy Durs, when he says things like that,
I feel he's a little disturbed.
You're right.
Because when I see Christian McCaffrey come on screen in those pants it's like
wait i there we go that was not a that was not an alley-oop dude that was a long way to go but
i will have my finger ready i feel like when you watch him you know here's my thing when i watch
him play he's so fucking fast his legs
are moving so quickly and he cut and left and right that you go yeah that makes sense but when
i watch travis kelsey i don't understand how he's always in the right place at the right time
he doesn't seem like especially quick or like that he makes these crazy cuts he just seems like he
gets to where the ball's gonna go and he brings it down i mean he had some outrageously poop dollar what is the wild
catches in the last game but i'm always like that's travis kelsey saying that yeah well he's
a tight end tight ends that's they're not wide receivers they know they don't have like the
quickness they're just big like freaking hulks and yeah he's just a giant what was like terrell owens he was a wide receiver yeah and he wasn't he fucking fast as fuck and
cutting people and yeah dude wide receivers are insane that's like jerry rice and so wait sorry
what's travis kelsey tight end tight end tight end so when they aren't catching the ball they're
like blocking so they have to be like really big dudes right but when
they do catch the ball and if they're athletic then all of a sudden it's like a tank running
down the field copy that and it was my boy tony gonzalez that kind of changed the modern day
tight end correct there we go that's kansas city right yeah it was a kansas city chief
tony gonzalez who i I did that Amazon commercial with,
super nice guy, great skin,
and he still looks like
he could play football. The guy's like
still just jagged, like did not
let himself go.
So,
so,
and I was right next to him standing
the entire time.
But, yeah, so he
kind of changed
what the modern day tight end
is like a little more athletic
than what they used to be.
Much like the Gronkinator
and then now we got Travis Kelsey.
Oh yeah, big Gronk.
Yeah, big guys.
Gronk at least would like fake.
He'd like make cuts.
He'd make you seem like
he's a little more athletic?
I think so.
He seemed like he was, I mean, he's so big that like he's so big you don't realize how fast he is yeah you just
want to see him standing there in his pants i'd rather see him sitting down honestly i'd love to
see what he could do sitting down i feel like he could do a lot sitting down just like just like
my homies so what why can't you...
I've got family coming in town and Chloe's
giving birth next week. That's why I'm not going to
the Super Bowl. Durs, you just have family
stuff? Emma's going skiing. I'm with the kids
all weekend. There we go.
Dad points. Do you think you get
dad points by taking them to...
Yes, points! You take them to Vegas.
Yeah.
You stay at a kid-friendly hotel.
The Circus Circus.
Yeah.
I feel like it can be fun.
You pay the waiter to watch them in the pool.
Give them a bucket of quarters.
Yeah.
You give them a bucket of quarters and say, hit the arcade.
Yeah.
Which, by the way, this is what my parents used to do.
Yeah, wait.
The first casino you ever went to, was it with your parents, right?
Yes.
And it was the, what's the, like, Aladdin's Castle one?
The one that is, like, in Vegas.
In Vegas.
You went to Vegas.
That was your first casino experience.
Yeah, I think so.
Like, I was, like, 14 or 13, however old.
That's sick.
Damn.
And we stayed at, what's the one that like the dragon comes out and breathes fire?
Excalibur.
Excalibur.
We stayed there, by the way.
Yeah.
Fucking place rocks.
It doesn't, dude.
It doesn't.
It's reeks.
Hilarious.
It reeks of mold.
It's pretty bad.
Yeah.
Is it still there?
I love that it's so bad.
That's what I love about it.
Yeah, it's so bad.
They're going to tear it down soon, right?
They have to. If it's so bad. That's what I love about it. Yeah, it's so bad. They're going to tear it down soon, right? They have to.
If it's not already gone.
And then they were like, hey, we'll take you to Circus Circus.
That'll be fun.
And then we go to Circus Circus.
Pizza, pizza.
And then they, I mean, they're not like degenerate gamblers, but they're in Vegas.
So they're going to want to like gamble a little bit.
And then they just like gave us quarters.
And we just sat at the shitty arcade at circus circus and played uh played video games
time crisis wait did your parents take you to vegas this is not on my childhood no i didn't
go to vegas my parents were cheap and they got like a it was like a discounted tickets and hotel
room stay because uh you can they do give great discounts that being said it's uh don't take your children to vegas unless you
especially if your kid is like 13 14 i was so horny yeah i do like the idea of my me like
sending my kids to like the slot machine and then just they're at tau just fucking holding it down
in a cabana yeah they probably could dude they're jacked, they'd probably do well. They're ripped. They're shredded.
Shredded.
The first time I ever went to Vegas was, I think it was my 18th birthday.
And my dad and my stepmom, they took me to see the Blue Man Group.
And that shit was off the fucking hook, dude.
We went to Vegas once with you and your dad.
Was that your 21st birthday?
That was my 21st.
And the wheels really came off.
That shit was fun, too.
I remember, for whatever reasons,
I look back, it must have been kind of
cold, because I was like
wearing a cardigan.
And I, by the way, hate cardigans.
Never wore them. And for whatever reason,
it was the era.
This Vegas trip, I'm wearing a goddamn cardigan. I think we were all wore them and for whatever reason it was the it was the era this this vague this vegas trip i'm
wearing a goddamn cardigan i think i think we were all like tried to dress as cool as we could
and you somehow found a cardigan somewhere and you're like i i think this is what's trending
right now yeah i think we tried to like age up to be not just like – because we looked like children when we were 21.
Oh, my God.
Not Kyle.
Kyle always looked like a 38-year-old divorced dad.
But we looked like kids, and I think that was my way of looking a little older as a cardigan.
It's like, yo, Mr. Rogers.
If you told me Blake was wearing a fedora during this time, I would believe that.
I wasn't, but I was definitely wearing like a black t-shirt that had like fake jewelry like on it.
Like the necklace print or whatever?
Yes, yes.
I'll post it.
That's cool.
I have a lot of photos.
It's my 21st birthday, so I have those photos.
But I went there before that.
I went for my 18th birthday.
I saw Blue Man Group, and I think I saw David Copperfield, too,
which was fucking off the chain.
Say less.
See, that's what I'm saying.
By the way, I want to do –
in what movie was it that – was it Superbad?
Not Superbad.
Was it Knocked Up?
This is 40. This is 40.
This is where they go.
And was it this is 40 and they go and do.
Maybe it is knocked out.
Yeah.
They go and do mushrooms and then see Cirque du Soleil.
I'm like that to me sounds like an absolute wonderful day in Vegas.
You can you watch the Super Bowl at this new sphere thing?
I got to go to the sphere.
Can you watch the Super Bowl?
Are they going to air it air that would be brilliant of course i don't think that is what is happening
but that would be absolutely brilliant but also i don't know what would it be like watching a
football game in a like dome form awesome well dude it would be it'd be like you're at the game
it would be great it would be fucking phenomenal yeah i feel like you might want to throw up too
though they would sort it out well you're not watching feel like you might want to throw up too though they
would sort it out well you're not watching it like it's you're not like hovering above it'll be like
the game is happening here and then this no it'd be all around you the when you watch football it's
straight ahead it would be 360 i i guess what i would trust the people who develop the way you
watch things to do it right. Not year one.
Not year one.
What do you mean?
People have been going.
They've said it's off the fucking chain.
It does look cool.
But they're not ready to pipe in the Super Bowl.
Maybe year five they'll be ready.
Listen to me.
All they have to do is just broadcast it as a big-ass TV
and have the rest be black.
It can be the sky.
It can be whatever.
Well, then why would you want to be in there that place seems
like it sucks you're trapped in a fucking because you're with 20 000 people watching a game drinking
and kicking it it doesn't sound bad that's literally every casino like sports room like
but it's so much bigger dude i'm out it's not it's not it's it's the it's the because it's the
sphere and you're with the 5,000 other people,
however many people fit in this goddamn sphere.
Look, just because you're actually going in the game,
there's shit up there.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you.
You can come, too.
Come on, bring the boys.
Let's go.
No, dude.
You can't bring the boys.
Let's go.
I wanted to take them to a monster truck rally,
but it's next weekend.
God damn it.
What the hell?
Let's go.
I think it was this past weekend down here in Anaheim.
It was the past and it's the next.
That's what got my, I was like, oh, it's probably a couple weekends.
And I was wrong.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else to talk about?
I'm pissed.
That's all I got at this point.
Blake refuses to tell us his mystery.
No, wait.
Actually, I have something I'd like to bring up.
Did you know that they are discontinuing?
Discontinuing.
Fruit Stripe gum?
Do you guys have any take-backs?
Any apologies?
Dude, any take-backs?
I think we can even skip it. I'll see you guys i'll see you guys
around blake have a good time uh blake i mean yeah that that gum sucks and it probably should
no no no no it it is what it is in terms of flavor but i i feel like it means something to me
i feel like it means something i think this is a pr stunt oh i think they're
saying it's over and they're just gonna bring it back with flavor so people like blake are like
it means something to me that gum it does like remember when like they were like we're closing
nate now's like isn't that shit back open and everyone is writing like these diatribes on
instagram about like the first meeting i ever took about being a writer was at Nate and Al's.
Well, that's a
classic American
Los Angeles diner, right?
Nate and Al's. Yes.
This is a gum.
I would say the Fruit Stripe Gum
is a quintessential gum
for children across the country. Fruit Stripe
Gum? No, Juicy Fruit.
I think it's worldwide. You take Juicy Fruit over Fruit Stripe Gum. Fruit Stripe gum? No, Juicy Fruit. I think it's worldwide.
You take Juicy Fruit over
Fruit Stripe gum? Fruit Stripe was the
one with like little zebras on it and shit.
The zebra was cool. Yes, and
tattoos and tattoos, like
temporary tattoos. It doesn't mean
anything to me. And it was
bigger. You got way more
pieces. I honestly want to
say the first thing I ever bought with my
own money was a
fruit stripe gum
now if you were to tell me
that they're discontinuing
a fruit stripe gun
if you were to tell me that they're
discontinuing like now and later
I'm disturbed then I would be
they would do something to me but fruit stripe gum now and later yeah but they wouldn't discontinue now and later no now
and later aren't aren't that good i would i agree i actually hate now and later yeah they're too hard
i can't i'm like this i'm like this is going to be livening in my teeth i can't get this out
because you save it for later sure sure sure okay, sure. Okay, fair enough. You have some now, and then some of it gets stuck in your teeth, and that's the later.
When they're too hard, they're kind of sharp, too, when they're hard.
Yeah, stiff, man.
And can we chop that sound bite?
Because I need that for the board.
When I'm too hard.
Yeah, I just, I don't know.
You need another four inches
Remember when you would suck the Jolly Rancher
The flat, long Jolly Rancher
You could suck it into a shank
Oh, dude
And can I get that for the board?
Everything that you would
Schlob into a shank
As it came
Can I get that for the board?
The Jolly Rancher
The big, flat Jolly Rancher
You could just suck it in a way
Dude
That you could turn into a sharp ass shank
Or like a candy cane
When you would just deep throat it
And then slob on it
Until it would get into a shank
Or like a
Like a raw
Cabasa
And you would just kind of nibble on the tip a little bit
And just sort of like tease the the tip a little bit. Right.
And just sort of like tease the tip of it.
Now, we were talking candy, dude.
You get all sexual with it.
Are you trying?
I don't know.
I feel like you're trying to do a joke or something.
We're talking about candy.
It's not all about bits here, okay?
You brought up the gum. Ders, can you tell us the tale of Rumpelstiltskin right quick?
You wish, bitch.
No, no. We got to do Ders' can you tell us the tale of Rumpelstiltskin right quick? You wish, bitch. No, no.
We got to do Ders' kid story corner.
Hans Christian Anders stories.
Yeah.
What do you got, dude?
You got something, man?
Humpty Dumpty.
What do we got, bro?
Hit us with it.
Did he write The Little Mermaid?
It's possible.
I think you might have, yeah.
Classic.
Damn.
I would love to hear that shit.
Hans Christian Andersen. Is hear that shit Hans Christian Andersen
he's got some bangers dude
I got a 500 page book of Hans Christian Andersen
stories
I remember when you bought that
no sir I don't like it
I bought it in college but I love you
no Adam bought it for you
no I remember you
at least having that when we were like young and
you were like i have this 500 page book and i was like he carries it around all the time he's
fucking weirdo dude i was like how many pages it keeps like windows propped open it's thick
enough to keep a window open let a breeze in yeah it's your doorstop yeah this dude would pull up
the second city with the fucking hans christian anderson book like have you heard the tale of rumpled still skin yes but what's crazy is i i only read it standing up all
of his references are uh the goldilocks and rumpled still skin till as old as time maybe
he does have hella bangers though that you're you're like, oh, that's him. You think it was all the same guy? Yeah, all of Dershowitz's improv beats were, I'm going to huff and puff and blow this door.
Wow.
We're like, oh, well, we're in a doctor's office, but oh, all right.
Crossbows and mustaches is actually Hans and Fritz, the fucking.
The first season of Workaholics was too cold.
The second season was too hot the third was just right
and then four five six seven i'm reading like the list of things oh the emperor's new clothes we all
know that oh that one's actually really cool that's where he just has public nudity yeah he's
all butt naked that's when you just turn on cnn and they're all like it's just the emperor's new clothes all right that's drake oh topical hold up any take backs apologies any uh epic slams boys
oh man hey i just i just want to take back anything i said that made blake feel uncomfortable
about usually jacking off standing up i think it's cool for you it's not necessarily
what i prefer yeah yeah i also was gonna bring that and it's not like i've never done it i've
definitely done it yeah um but i think i can count on one hand how many times we've all done it it's
weird how blake was so kind of standoffish and defensive about how much he's done it or like where he does
it.
Usually we're all very open and honest
and it's cool. And I'm sure
I'm the ugly duckling
flowers because we don't do that. But I think
it is Thumbelina. I would like to
pay my respects to Blake for
keeping some things for himself and
having secrets. Okay. And
just to kind of print the princess and the pea. Yeah. And just to kind of. The princess and the pea.
Yeah.
And just to kind of build off what you guys are talking about, like fruit stripe gum, man.
I'm going to miss you, man.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, we can end it there.
All right.
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