This Is Important - Ep 189: This Ep Is Wicky Wah Wah!
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Today on this is important. Hey, you didn't like the jizzy bathwater take it up with Carl Reiner
I'll know bro. I just know it looks like fucking popcorn dude. It's not good
This is important to me. This is important to me. Pray attention
Let's go
Blake's already got me laughing. Let's go. What did you just say Blake? What did you just I said will Kyle be joining?
say Blake, what did you just ask? I said, will Kyle be joining?
At this point, he has to ask his way back in. He's, he's not getting a free ticket back into the show. I'm sorry. Here's a question. Did he contact you guys and was like, Hey, I'm not going
to be doing the podcast with you guys. Wait a minute. He hired a sky writer.
Yeah. He had somebody come do a
Candy Graham at my doors at Tandy Graham did he no he works through our manager as I want all things now
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what best friends do when they're not gonna join a project that they've been part of for four years
They just go through the manager and they don't reach out individually and say, hey, I'm too busy. Usually
they just go through the manager while they're eating babies.
Rick, see ya.
Yeah.
Water trash.
Oh, hey, manless.
And it doesn't piss us off.
I call them and then I was like...
Straight to voicemail?
No, it was a butt dial.
It was a butt dial.
Oh, that's a good one.
That is a good one.
It was a butt face time.
Yeah.
Butt face.
That is a good one. I butt face time you. Sorry about it. But face. Have you guys ever had
have you ever received or given a butt face time? I don't know. I think I yeah from my pocket. I believe so. Yes, great.
That counts. Yeah, that's what literally what we're talking about. Blake's like, well, this one was from my pocket. Yeah. You know what a butt tile is?
It's anytime you accidentally hit it and you're not.
It doesn't, your ass cheek doesn't need to reach out
and get in the top of the number, but.
Yeah, you know of all the episodes we've done,
and I said some really fucking stupid shit.
That was the first time I didn't think about one fucking
second of what I was about to say. And that is pretty stupid looking.
Well, I only did exactly the thing we're talking about, but not really.
I'm still going to send it.
It's this Zoa, baby.
It's got me tweaking in a good way.
You don't look tweaking, Blake.
You look really tired and it is 11 a.m.
It's not that late.
Have you been up for hours and hours with your two year old?
I've been, I've been up just, what do you mean? I wake up at six 30. I feel great.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
What's going on at six 30?
Whoa, you look like shit, dude.
What the hell?
Yeah, you look unwell.
You look unwell.
What's any different? My hair, I glued it on.
What looks any worse? Wait, what looks any worse to you then?
Well, now your eyes are open.
For a second, your eyes, let's see, now they're open.
Now they're too open.
Ooh.
But for a second, I look really bad on the podcast.
I feel like I'm, I swing the most of all of our faces.
I feel like I've got the gummiest face.
So therefore, I can then get very ugly looking.
Like my baseline regular like.
Continue.
Okay, he's strapped it in.
He's got hair and makeup and then when I look tired.
Is that a divine?
He really strapped it in.
He strapped it in.
And then when I'm tired, I look viciously tired.
And I feel like most times I can't tell
if you're tired or not,
except for one minute ago, I thought you looked really tired and now I think you look you look a little less tired
Yeah, oh my god, sorry. I think it's because I just cracked open this Zoa and I took my first sip and now
I am back to square one, baby. You know what? I think it is
I think he's been crying for days because this fucking team lost the Super Bowl
The big game come on man
I do feel like I'm on the brink of tears at all times, but none none have been shed none
When we FaceTimed you because I FaceTimed Blake or I guess our agent FaceTimed me and then I caught you back
Whatever, but we got ahold of you. We butt FaceTimed me and then I caught you back, whatever. But we got ahold of you. We butt FaceTimed you and from the pocket.
That's why dude, I've never seen a person look more sad to be at the Super Bowl
in a box.
I know, like it seemed like a really cool thing.
Blake like didn't even like look over at the camera really.
He was like, very much staring dead ahead.
And I'm like, Blake, you, you you did you at least have fun?
Like we're celebrating because we're chiefs fans and then that's when literally no well my family is I don't give a shit
Oh, we were having you know, we're just having a good time and then you looked so sad dude
Yeah, of course I was we were on the brink of a championship. It was about to be one of the funnest nights of my life
I saw it slip through my fingers and that's that yeah, that's yeah
God the fact that they went for it without calling a timeout right there was some
G shit like that's that it sounded like Nate dog was calling that play. Yeah, they were trying to have a merry thismus
I feel oh my gosh. Yeah, it would have been it would have been an incredible
Moment in time, but you know what I feel like today game great game. I feel like you couldn't have just been stoned great game
nah
Christian McCaffey
Unbelievable love that guy would have been cool to party with him. Yeah, damn it. Well you hey you could have like no no no no no
No, you don't you don't know what's partying trust no
We've done this before Blake and I have we told this story on the pot No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bring everybody for whatever reason everyone didn't go it was just me and Blake and we went to the Broncos losing team party yeah and it was oh that's
cuz I I was on crutches remember yes yeah that's right yeah yes that's right
and Kyle well we know what he was doing fucking things
baby baby baby baby baby baby back
cracking the spinal cord so like the party was just empty it was just like Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, That's kind of fun though. No players. It really isn't. No players. Players don't go to that shit.
Player.
There were no players.
There was zero players.
No players.
I mean, I if I was playing on the team and I lost, I would go for the free
cake.
I want, I want my cake for sure.
Yeah.
For you would, you would.
Oh, dude.
Well, don't you just go because you're, you've never been to the Super Bowl.
Like a lot of those players weren't there in 2019.
They weren't there.
So it's their first time at the Super Bowl.
Don't you just go, well, fucking, our season's over.
No sweetheart, come on, let's go.
Our wives are there, my mom is there.
They, I want to show them a good time.
No.
I go and then I get, then get so black out drunk
that I end up fighting someone.
Don't you just do that?
I don't know. Do you do that?
That would be cool. That'd be legendary.
Well, hold up. Hold up. The part of this story is that
this is my confession.
West love is like, hey, this is not great. This is kind of boring.
Do you want to go to princess party?
Oh, yeah.
God.
And we're like, for sure. Yeah, we want to go to princess party. He's like,
okay, it doesn't start for another hour, but go here. And so
we went there. It seemed like nothing was happening. It's
just a target parking lot. You're like, this is the right
it was a it was a door to stairs that went downstairs. And
there was just a guy there. And he was like, who are you? What's
the deal? And I'm like, ah, fucking. And so we were outside trying to like navigate in and he finally came back and was like,
OK, I got the text.
You guys are in.
We walk in.
It's in the basement.
It's packed.
It's just fucking people partying.
A lot of a drogenous people where you're like, what is that?
Oh, androgynous.
Androgynous.
What did I say?
No, add.
Add.
Addrogynous. Yeah, I like I like how I said it, though. I don't disagree. I like it too. Yeah,
wrong. And, uh, I like how I said it. It's a good time. It's a good, yeah, you can love that.
It's a good party. And we're kind of exhausted. We don't know anybody there. It's late. I think
it's now like 4am at this point. And so one of them
nights, there's like a fucking old country buffet set up. And we just are like,
let's max out on these like hot wings or whatever. We sit down and sitting across the lake.
Dude, I like all this androgynous people there and you guys are just maxing out on hot wings.
I love it. I just want to party. So now you say correctly?
I thought, what happened to the way you liked it?
He's learning.
Well, I'm learning.
Oh, that's what this pod is for all of us.
We learn as we talk.
I'm learning a lot of new words.
I know what but dial means now.
It's evidently.
You call someone from your pocket.
OK, great.
And so we're hanging.
And then all of a sudden this this dude with like a cane
sits down next to me and then there's a melon first super large
Guy standing behind Blake, and then I just turn to my right and it's Prince
And I look at the game. Yeah, I'm a dude. Did you smell him first? Did I smell Prince?
I always fit like I feel like those really, really, really, really, really famous people.
You smell him first.
Like when you smelled Beyonce first.
Sure, sure, sure.
Yeah.
That's how I feel Prince would be.
I hate to let you down.
Didn't smell Prince first.
That's it.
Turned, looked to him.
He looked at me and I just gave like a nod.
I'm in like fucking a little khakis and new balances
He's in like the full ice skating jumpsuit, right?
Rogalia and I look at Blake looking like he's about this skate for Team USA look at like
Christie Yamaguchi out there do a little couples routine with the Rodney games
routine with Rodney Gaines. Um,
Yeah,
Rowdy Gaines.
That's swimming.
He's in.
Wait, who's the guy who's like, oh my God, who's a figure skating?
Oh, yeah, Bob, not Bobby Boy.
I thought his name was Rodney.
No, I do not know.
We should know.
He's been.
He's just a star.
A blade.
He's the villain of blades of glory
Tara Lepinsky and the other dude with the crazy haircuts. Yeah, those man. They rock. I really ain't ski
She rocks American treasure. So so did you do it like across the way and I'm like, oh my fucking god
And he's looking at me like
No, like whatever and then all all of a sudden is Blake there?
Like we're sitting across me.
No, no, no, no, no, mentally is Blake there.
This is late at night.
It's late.
It's late.
You've been at the Super Bowl.
No, I'm there.
I'm there.
Is he a shell?
Is he a shell?
You know, Blake, Blake leaves the building and he just starts
spitting on people.
A little bit of a shell.
Okay.
So come on, man.
Five minutes later, Prince finishes whatever he's eating and
like does like a wait, you saw Prince eating?
Yeah. Next to me eating.
Yeah. Oh, I didn't know he was eating.
Yes. See, that's a special moment. I feel like not a lot of
people get to see Prince eat. I feel like people see Prince
every once in a while, get in and out of his chariot.
Right.
Or his hot air balloon that he just takes off
in or whatever weird photo transportation.
But not eating.
What was he eating?
Do you remember?
I was too, I didn't want to like look and stare.
No, it wasn't even, I mean, it was dark.
Good. Yes. It was dark.
Adam, it was, it was cavernous.
But like, I just wasn't like trying to make a big deal or what blow up his spot or whatever.
Hey, what are you eating?
Yeah, he's just eating a.
What is that porridge?
Yeah, no, that was that.
He gestures to his giant gestures or gestures, gestures.
And they leave.
10, 30 seconds later, the lights come up and everyone's like, time to go, it's over.
And I'm like, oh shit, like let me just finish
my food here or whatever.
And then Blake and I walk out and I'm like,
that was fucking crazy.
Worth it.
I know dude, like fucking a prince impersonator
at a prince party.
No.
Dude, I remember this.
I remember this. We've told, dude, I remember this. I remember this.
We've told this story.
I remember this.
I was like, no.
And he goes, oh, you think that was actually prince?
You think prince would just be there sitting down?
I go, eating.
Oh, you think prince eats macaroni?
And I was like, you think there'd be a prince impersonator that when he gets up and leaves,
the lights come on and a giant bouncer follows him
and the party's over.
We were just sitting next to him.
Oh yeah, the bitch.
I mean, honestly, I mean,
I understand where Blake's coming from
because Blake is like a little bit of a conspiracy theorist.
He's not down a rabbit hole, but he's always like.
I'm not eating babies or anything.
Yeah, he's not eating babies,
but he's eating baby adjacent.
Yeah.
You know. He's not eating babies, but he's eating baby adjacent. Yeah. You know, he likes to look. He is from
Concord where where they grow the baby eaters. So I could see him thinking that for sure. And that does sound like a
pretty cool Prince thing to do. It's just an impersonator to go to his party. You know where I think the root of that grew? It's because I went, I saw Prince three times in my life.
And one time I went and there was a guy at a Prince concert
who looked exactly like Prince and he was like front row of the show.
Like the probably the most obsessed stalker of Prince ever in the world.
So I had just assumed that those people were out and about
and following Prince around the world. And I don't know. I just that, so I had just assumed that those people were out and about and
Following Prince around the world and I don't know. I just that's what I had do We think I think you were really drunk
That's what I asked was Blake there right
That's what I'm drunk now was he there enough to know that it was a he was a real human sitting in front of him
Not Blake going like that was crazy that that
Prince robot was there. It would have been cool if I talked to him and I'm one foot away from like
next to him. Blake's just three feet essentially like across a table from him across from me.
I was intoxicated. If only Blake actually because you were probably drunk enough to then become good friends with him.
I should have talked to him.
Right.
It was like that WME party where I barely remember this, and it's not Prince, but I had Jude Law and Robert Pattinson and Headlocks.
I had them both like this.
Mm-hmm.
And Chloe said that we were laughing so hard that we were crying.
And I don't remember what that was about but I won't.
They were like this waiter is wrestling us.
I think I was just you know you're at that level of drunk where you just don't care how famous
they are you're just operation. I just want a party.
Yeah, I bet that's got to be the first time either of them
have been headlocked in decades.
You wish.
Or unless they're headlocking each other.
I don't know.
That's their fucking kink, man.
I feel like if you're that famous,
you have to have a dominatrix step on your balls.
That's why I would like.
Oh, shit.
When you're like, not Ivanka Melania
And Trump go off you're like for sure. She kicks him in the balls at night
That's like how because he's been too rich and powerful for oh you think he likes getting his nuts stomped
without a doubt without a doubt
Because because Melania if you were to, like, write a script of a dominatrix that
kicks a person in the balls, it would look exactly and talk exactly like Melania.
It would be exactly her.
Which is what?
Like Russian.
Yeah, just the hottest Russian lady.
Yeah.
Where's she from?
Slovenia?
Yeah, but I mean, that's Russia, right? I don't know. Yeah. It seems Russia. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Where's she from? Slovenia? Yeah. But I mean, that's Russia, right?
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It seems Russia. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. It's over there.
She's from one of the stands. Yeah. I like when people say that. Well, that's cool, man.
I like a good Super Bowl. Yeah. I mean, and that's, and so then yes, FaceTiming, I also face,
butt faced Blake after the game. And then in my my homie Bernie Lomax was out there big game
And I'm in like a text chain between the two of them and Bernie's like Blake. This is the Bronco Seahawks
No, no, no, no, this is just the other day. Okay, this is Vegas cuz I was like, oh my buddy Bernie's gonna be there
You guys can link maybe whatever and so so Bernie goes, where you at?
Where you going?
And Blake just sends a skull in crossbones.
And he was like, okay.
Yep, I went right to bed.
Dude, that's the most disappointing thing
is you didn't go out.
No.
You didn't go out.
No, I went the night before.
Because dude, and I know we talked about this,
like half of the previous like NFL dudes who are like,
our age are there
Oh, yeah, just promoting their new vitamin water or what the fuck so much body armor water
They all have a podcast. Yeah called like gridiron talk. Yeah, and so like get out there
Yeah, no, I mean I went hard the night before and I would have gone really hard the night of but
Shit didn't work out. So I just went to bed
I was tired the night before sad boy. It was awesome. It was awesome. Yeah great time got to roll with our agent a
Boushee he's a great time. We had it. We had a blast
Okay, how was how was the box the box was dope anybody from any vampire movies in the headlock? I was kicking it with Druski. Oh
Yeah, oh, how was that guy? He's hilarious that guy from any vampire movies in the headlock. I was kicking it with Drew Ski. Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, how was that guy?
He's hilarious.
That guy, I don't know anything about, but he...
Oh, he's so funny.
Yeah, I think he probably is from like what I could tell on Instagram.
I was like, yeah, this guy seems like he came out of nowhere.
I'm sure he's been doing it for 10 years, but then is now so famous.
I feel like he's, he's everywhere.
Yeah.
And also I'm like, what does he do?
I don't know. Skis. He's a skier. Yeah, he's a skier. And he draws. Is he a stand up?
Um, no, he does. He used to draw. He used to draw. He drew. He drew. And now he's
tired. Yeah, I see that. Yes, points. Yes, points. There we go. No, he does like all social media like he just rocks it.
He does this thing where he like does it's almost like a talent show where you come in.
What's the name of his?
It's like a fake or maybe it's a real record company.
That's rad. That's cool. Yeah.
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I feel only in the last like maybe six months to a year. Do I feel like truly old where I see like a person on social media and I'm like, who are they? Right. What are you? People on social media and like
feeling older, whatever batch does those very funny videos where like he does
something batches our age. Essentially, he's only a few years younger. I just want
to finish my thought. Good. Speaking of people being old and emerging things
here, he does bits about how he's getting older.
Sure.
Where like he'll do something and then it like the person recognizes how old he seems and
then it keeps intercutting and like he suddenly has a cane then he suddenly has like gray hair
as they just drive away and he's like new balances.
Yeah, I can't remember his examples.
What is it like wearing a seatbelt is like for old people or.
Yeah, okay. Kids don wearing a seat belt? Is it like for old people or something like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kids don't wear seat belts anymore.
They're like, fuck it.
You know what's back?
I've been told recently by a teacher.
Okay.
A high school teacher.
She goes, teachers.
You know what I mean?
I've been told by a teacher that vaping is out
and smoking cigarettes is back
Wow, okay, yeah, dude vaping had its time and we're like we're just now going like okay vaping
Wow, the kids are vaping. Oh man. That was that was that came and went baby. They're back to them hardcore
Ziggy, I wonder what's worse for you I really wonder.
And why? I don't know because every generation kind of wants to do their own shit a little bit.
Well and because out here at least in California they started making it where like
vapes you can't flavor them anymore so they probably just taste like shit and cigarettes taste so good.
So I was gonna say and cigarettes are delish. Oh man cigarettes stay so fucking good, dude. Well, they don't want that popcorn lung, didn't Adam?
Didn't you tell us about the popcorn lung?
Yeah, that shit.
Yeah, well, that was the rumor.
I don't know how real that science was, you know.
Yeah, I do.
By the way, who was like, it's called popcorn lung, technically.
Some doctor has saw it said that should look like popcorn, dude.
And like, that's it.
Yeah, that's a good, yeah, Dr.
Brozarks was like, oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
That looks like popcorn dude. They're like that's it. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, dr. Bros. Arx was like
Jiffy pop dude
Opel is so I want to taste that flavor
Reddbocker it's his first time looking at the CAT scan is the patients like it so am I okay?
It's just oh no, bro. I just know it looks like fucking popcorn dude. It's not good. Whoa
That is the cheddar cheese portion of the container
Holy shit, dude. Nobody's touching that. No one touches that
That's the gross flavor. I
Will say the cheddar popcorn kind of came up once they started mixing it with the caramel and then you get them both together
By the way, you take out the little divider and you mix it yourself
Them big-ass canisters or yeah, oh, baby the three
Three flavors right I would not last in my house
You had to get in there if you wanted anything
because a day or two later, it's gone.
Mm.
Mm.
You'd end up getting the regular ass popcorn.
Fucking yuck, dude.
Oh, what, oh yeah, just the butter?
Yeah.
Yeah, that shit was gross.
That was no good.
I mean, you gotta get the kettle.
I'm so fucking hungry.
The cheese is the banger.
But to go back on these young influencer kids.
Yes, please.
Educate us.
I just this morning found this kid
and I'm sure he's been doing it for a decade.
Okay.
This morning, he found a kid.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
I found a kid.
You found a child?
For Kyle.
Yeah.
For Kyle to eat.
He was a little a drogenous.
He might be a little adro...
But it goes to my point that like, if you're 20 years old, I no longer know...
I was.
I mean, I was.
I no longer know who you are.
I don't.
I'm so old now, dude.
Right.
So you're...
I had mentioned it early, but you would...
Have you watched Salt Burn yet?
Were you completely lost on everybody in that cast or what?
I don't know that cast. No, I do not know that cast.
So salt burn isn't a app? No.
I do know that. I mean, I've watched Euphoria.
So I know that that's like kind of the jock with the gay dad and he has a lot of violent tendencies.
And now he's...
Yeah, that's what that show is.
He's really, he's really sexy.
And then the guy drinks his jizzy bathwater
Woltry guy. We are yeah, I mean that movie sucked though. I'll say it it's salt salt burn. Yeah. Yeah, really bad
You're out. I gotta watch it. I gotta watch oh really really bad Kyle spoiled it for me
He like told me the three parts so I yeah, right. Yeah, the jizz water
for me. He like told me the three parts. So I'm right. Yeah. The gizwater. I well, I mean, it was you because they say that you have to have three parts that you
could water cooler moments in a movie for it to really be successful. Of course. Who said
that? I want to say it was like Carl Reiner or someone or Mel Brooks, someone someone.
And so it was like they just wrote those three parts and then built a movie around
those three parts. Oh, right. And they're like, Hey, you didn't like the
Jizzy Bathwater. Take it up with Carl Reiner. Yeah. So they were sitting around there like,
so we've got the Jizzy Bathwater. No, they felt like they wrote backwards from Jizzy
Bathwater, which, which I mean, I don't know. Right. That sounds like a workaholic episode when when we were when we were writing game over man
One of the first things we put up on the board was auto erotic
Affixiation and shaggy singing at young point. So I get it. I get it. That's crazy. Take it back. I love that movie
I looped back around to other than the three scenes that Kyle has taught told me about and spoiled for me. I have no clue what it's about.
And so you haven't seen it either. No, I have not. You didn't see it. You didn't watch it.
Oh, so why do you disagree with Adam? What do you mean? I didn't disagree. You don't watch it.
Just watch the movie. Sorry, Maybe I have misheard you.
I thought Adam said it sucked and you were like, oh, come on.
Yeah, you were saying I thought he was responding the way that made it seem like you like it.
I thought so.
Maybe not.
Well, it's not that I saw it.
I'm just like, it's not nice to say something mean about it.
Oh, dude.
Fucking, have you even had a Zoa this morning?
Treat yourself to a Zoa and get here, dude I mean I'm a couple sits in you're so tired
See me have a Zoa get your fucking mind right good
Is that is that the meanest thing you could I'm sorry
I said one of the meanest things you could say to another person is it you you look really tired
Oh, that never feels good to hear
Oh
It never feels good to hear that and go to sleep is tough.
Do you ever shut up?
It really hurts.
Do you ever shut up as a classic?
That's a heartbreaker.
That's a heartbreaker.
If anybody hits you with the do you ever shut up?
You officially just have to go home.
Well, my my thing with salt burn and then we'll we'll it to, and then I will shut up. I will shut up.
Come on. Come on. Is that you don't like anyone in the movie, and you're not rooting for anybody, and everyone is gross.
You love him? You don't give a, you don't give a shit about any character. And then it was just like, you don't care about anyone.
No one's particularly like, you're like, kind of
rooting for them. Because you know how succession did a good
job of like, they're all really bad people, they're all kind of
suck. But you do end up rooting for some of them, because
you're like, I get I get a kick out of this guy, or you see
little glimpses, they're charming here and there. Yeah,
yeah, of them being charming. There was none of that. And then there was just those three moments that you're like,
okay, that's why people are talking about it, but you don't care. Okay. And that's why I didn't like it.
Okay. Well, I mean that now I like your negativity towards the movie. And also, hey, dude, by the
way, am I so old because I think every young person is like it's the best movie ever
But what was the I'm blanking on it. Durs would know the Jude Law movie sleepwalkers. Oh go ahead
House guests. No the Jude Law Matt Damon movie
Talented mr. Ripley talented mr. Ripley perfect
It felt like a much worse version of the talented Mr. Ripley.
Wait, I thought that movie was about like, that was like a caper and they were like stealing shit.
No, no, no. You've never seen the talented Mr. Ripley?
No, but if I have, I'm not recalling it very well.
Yeah, you definitely didn't.
Then your homework is to go watch it. That movie is amazing.
That movie rocks.
And essentially, it's kind of the same thing. It's like a person of lower social class
trying to get in with a higher social class and sort of lying their way into it.
Did you see Ingrid Goes West? Yes.
Ingrid Goes West is a like, I'm not knocking that movie, I like that movie a lot. It's a beat for
beat like character for character, Talents of Miss Ripley, not Ripoff, but homage.
But that one's in like Palm Springs.
Well, this one, this movie Ingrid goes West was at least it felt like a new take
on it with social media and that kind of stuff.
Right. Exactly. Yes.
It was an update.
But this seemed like they're just trying to do that movie and it's not as good.
Interesting.
So Townsend Miss Ripley did and it's not as good. Interesting. So, The talents of Mr. Ripley, dude.
And it's just like fucking gorgeous.
Eye candy.
Hollywood.
The guys.
That too.
Oh, dude, the guys, man, they both deserve a headlock.
I'll say that.
Ooh.
If I saw them at 2 a.m. at a party, I'm gonna headlock them.
So, Saul Byrne is about somebody working their way up into a higher society?
Yeah, essentially. And he like...
Yeah, he was old as time.
I like that.
He befriends like a super hot rich guy at school and then sort of lies his way into being best friends.
What's the Will Smith movie where he's like, my dad's Sidney Poitier and everybody believes him?
Hancock. Hitch? Hitch, yeah. dad's Sydney Poitier and everybody believes him? Hancock.
Hitch?
Hitch, yeah, it's Hitch.
Was that Wild Wild West?
Six degrees, I think.
He's Wild Wild West.
I love this joke format.
Wow, dude.
Dude, is that wiki Wild Wild?
Or...
It's Wild Wild West, yeah, for sure.
Jim West, Desperado.
Rough Rattas, don't want none.
Dude, I mean, I don't want none. Dang, now that's a movie.
Now that's cinema.
I'm that age right there.
You give me with a wiki-wawaw.
Yeah.
That's, you know how old you are?
Like, I feel like next time we do this, we're at a, we're at like a bar or club
and we know the DJ, which, by the way, we're still cool.
We know DJs, guys. Okey still cool. We know DJs guys.
Okey dokey.
We know DJs.
That makes you cool.
We got to get on the mic and go, hey guys, wiki wah wah wiki wiki wah wah
and see how many people respond to that.
The way you do it, I'm like, I don't even know.
I know exactly what that is.
What are you even saying? Wicky Wild.
Hey, guys.
Wicky Wild West.
Wicky Wild Wild West.
Jim West.
I feel like if someone got on the mic and did that at a bar
or a club or whatever, you'd go Wild West, Wicky Wicky Wild West.
I don't even know that post-it song.
I just know West, Jim West, Desperado. Desperado. And then they go, Wiki, Wild Wild. I don't even know that post song. I just know West, Jim West, Desperado.
And then they goes, Wiki, Wild Wild, Wiki, Wiki, Wild Wild.
And then what?
Dude, I don't know.
I think they just recited back.
Dude, play that song for us.
Well, you know I'm not going to hit it at the point you want.
What? Yeah, do they sample? Is it Stevie
Wonder? Who do they sample on that? I can't remember. Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. West. Jim West. I think that's how
it starts. And then it goes West. Jim Rest, Desperado. Did you
pull it up? I have it. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna play the
beginning of it. Do you know the timestamp? Dude, I have it okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna play the beginning of it or is there do you know the time stamp dude?
I know the time stamp so Jaden look it's only a couple more
Sorry
I got the rain sorry what should I do next no no no no and that's all we got oh sorry and I'm sorry man but unfortunately that was 15 seconds oh
can we fudge it since no music play hey Adam since uh he can't pull it up maybe
Adam just wraps the entire thing yeah Jim well it starts off with wiki wow
wow wiki wiki wow wow West Jim West Desperado okay here I'll do Jim. Well, it starts off with wiki. Wow. Wow wiki wiki. Wow. Wow West Jim West Desperado
Okay here. I'll go 55 seconds. Yeah, it's not it's not 55 seconds. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Yeah
Yeah, it's super. It's it's dude go it 20 seconds in okay, and then and then start it
Okay, this is second 20 and I'll play it for two seconds because we only have
started. Okay. This is second 20 and I'll play it for two seconds because we only have six seconds left. Dude, I, I put,
right, man, fine. No.
That was 20 in so 20 seconds. He just talks to Jaden about
whether he should sing this song or not.
Blake, you're like, as far as the 15 seconds, I feel like we
still have six seconds on the clock not unlike
What Kansas City had on the clock?
Here he goes
Bully
Okay, so where do you want to skip to where would you like to skip to 36 31 seconds?
Okay, what were you just at I was at 20 and he was still talking it feels like he was wrapping it up though He would say 25. Okay. Let's go 25. Okay. We'll go to 25. All right seconds
Here you go. Okay
Ready wait for it
Wiggy wah wah Wiggy wiggy wah
Wah wah west, Jim west, Desperado
So I wasn't that, I mean I was a little off but wiggy wiggy wah
That's crazy
Adam, I ride with you
Yeah man, forever now
Hey Adam, guess what dude
Thank you
You know what you got brother
Yes, clients
Thank you
You are still cool and relevant and know the DJ
And have the talent response online No dude, see I don't know the DJ I know you guys relevant and know the DJ and have the talent response online.
No, dude. See, I don't know the DJ. I know you guys who then know the DJ. I don't know.
You are my salt burn. Thank you.
I love that Adam knew that. I also want to know what you know about wiki wiki wiki world
news. What's the wiki wiki weather today?
Wikipedia.
Dude, I was just watching Christina Amapour right before hopping on here. So yeah, I'm well versed
Ukraine's that now you say it. How do you pronounce it Christina? I'm a poor also not right? Okay?
Who's that and in there? I'm a poor. I'm gonna go poor myself as oh, I'm the poor. I'm the poor
Omnivore she eats everything bro. No
I'm on poor
I'm on poor. I'm on poor. I've been saying
it wrong the one other time I might have said her name. And what do you think the first
name is? Christina, right? Christian. Oh, fuck. God, this is hard. Christina Amidpour.
Well, dude, I miss Wolf Blitzer. It was so easy to say his name and really, really cool name, by the way.
Who? Whose name was easy?
Wolf Blitzer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, Wolf.
Yeah, my boy Wolf.
The Situation Room, dude.
Yeah.
They made it feel real special.
They made it feel real special.
Do you think Wolf?
By the way, guys, there's still a war on Ukraine.
All right, and we're back.
And we're back.
Wait, is it a wiki-wiki war in Ukraine? Yes, goodbye. Ukraine. All right, and we're back Wicky wicky war in Ukraine. Yes, goodbye
Ukraine don't want nothing Wolf Blitzer looks eyes exactly like Wolf Blitzer
Or do you think he looks nothing like what his name is he looks exactly like his name? Yeah. Yeah, he looks like a Wolf Blitzer
Yeah, interesting. I kind of expected something else. I mean, he's an old man I feel like young wolf you might go. No, he doesn't look like a wolf blitzer
But he's aged into a nice looking wolf a good-looking wolf and is his name Wolfgang
We need to look him up young because I have never seen him outside of the age. He is now, which is what like
2000. What?
Where is he going with a two?
He started with a two.
Dude, you haven't even got it.
You gotta finish that.
Zoa.
Dude, how tired are you, Blake?
God damn, buddy.
Vegas takes a toll.
Hey, producers, what is his full name?
Is it Wolfgang or is it Wolfpack?
Wolfpack. Oh my God. I would argue to say this fool looks
more like Wolf when he was young. Wolf pup. Well, his middle name is Isaac. Show your
tits. His name is just Wolf. Okay. His middle name is Isaac. His name is Wolf. Strong, dude.
Where is he from? Adam, is there maybe a Hail Mary name situation right now? Can you switch
it up real late in the game? Not unlike a football game that just...
I'm drunk now.
I'm a little disappointed because everyone gave us...
I'm blanking out.
When you put the name on shit, what is that called?
Rattles.
Divers.
What are we talking about?
I don't know.
You know, when you...
When you put your name on things, when they, when someone embroidery, no embroidered. Yeah.
Okay. So we have a ton of embroidered stuff with Bo's name on it. Okay. So now, even if you,
you, a really cool name like Wolf comes up, you're like, well, then I'd have to buy like six blankets.
So not worth it. Not worth it. You know, this is this is what happens when you let the name out the bag early
Yeah, people get
They do they already start sending you embroidered shit and by the way
I love love the name bow and we're sticking with it
I remember how we were like dude. There's no real epic slams on bows name
Uh-huh, and then immediately people like boner, Bo nerf. And I'm like, oh, yeah,
classic.
Classic. Yeah.
Did we say there was no? I thought there was something like, Bo, you're a fucking bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, there was something like that.
You need another four inches.
Yeah, there was something like that.
There was.
And it was.
Which, in about a week here, I'm going to be saying that when he's crying. I'm like,
Bo, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Hey, as long as you keep him away from Kyle, it's gonna be fine.
Yeah.
Oh, he's not coming over. He's not coming over.
He's not coming over.
Yeah, we haven't even talked about that.
I wonder, I wonder what would happen.
Would you would you use Bo as bait just to see if we can tempt Kyle?
Just to get just to get it solidified that he is indeed eating babies.
Well, I feel like
No, probably because he's my child But if he was anyone else's then absolutely who's side are you on seems like you're not willing to sacrifice my my side
No, sir. I don't like it. Yeah, my said. Yeah, his family side and Adam you passed the test. Yeah
First test past dude. Well done. You are a protector of the family.
Wicked, wicked, wild, wild.
Damn, I'm actually so proud.
Because I was second guessing when you guys were like,
no, it doesn't.
And then I felt so vindicated.
So thank God we found that part of the song.
Yeah, that was huge for you.
And that was at 25 seconds, which you called,
which is another bonus point.
Yeah, I felt really good about it.
I felt really good.
And can you play just that part of the song over again?
Or for the rest of the time?
You're asking a lot of me.
I could probably get it on the board next week.
Oh.
Dude.
We could do it.
Wild, wild, wild, wild.
Yeah.
Wait, is Cisco on that song?
Is Cisco?
Is that Cisco? I was like, ask that Cisco. No, right there is Cisco on that song? Is Cisco? Is that Cisco?
I was like, that's that Cisco note right there!
I heard that he-
Yeah!
Holy shit, wait is Cisco in the video?
Oh my god, did you guys see that video?
By the way, Cisco is 40.
Did I love how we heard this V Cisco note?
That's how you know you're old too.
Yeah!
Oh, it's Cisco.
Oh, it's Drew Hill.
It's all of Drew Hill.
Okay, oh, I know.
Which is just Cisco, right?
Who else is in Drew Hill?
Hey, that's Cisco adjacent.
Who else is in Drew Hill?
Wolf Blitzer.
Drew Ski.
Drew Ski.
Yep, he's in there.
That was his first thing.
He was a infant.
I saw the Hill, thought, hey,
might as well ski.
I need the members of Drew Hill. Oh,
no. No points. No points. Sorry. I'm just looking at your name. No. The listen to these dudes.
Okay, there's Cisco. You want to listen?
His name is Nokia the entity. I don't know that's just a hard-ass name
Hey, Chloe we got it audible
Entity no we're switching up to Nokia the entity divine. That's what's that hard?
Go ahead. I think it's Nico Nico Ruffin. That's his real name
Hey, now we know and now I think it's Nico Nico Ruffin. That's his real name
I and fingers crossed I hope that what is it again the end titty and I think I hope that he's one of those like behind the scenes
Gazillionaires who produces a ton of shit. Yeah. Yeah, I hope that for him too Cuz you know how people have like a one hit and then they disappear because Cisco doesn't seem like
he is. Did you guys see that video of him doing the thong
song on stage and he's now 40 years old with a little beer
belly and it's the best. I'm like it's exactly what I wanted
for Cisco because remember how tiny like Cisco was a little
way fish man. Now he's got like a nice little like he's been
Swallowing but heavies hole for for 20 years, and I'm like
You think that's his drink of choice, but that that is my body
He is me and I am him. Yeah, it was so exciting to see I was really pumped on it and is Cisco his birth name
It was so exciting to see. I was really pumped on it. And is Cisco his birth name?
Uh-huh. That's a great question.
Or was he just a big Cisco systems guy and then he was like,
well, I got to flip this. He was in like business school.
And then he was like...
And isn't Cisco the like, they are the ones that deliver like beer to bars and restaurants?
I've seen the trucks.
I believe so.
I thought, oh no, that's a different Cisco. That's
CYC. Yeah, I don't get it. C-I-S-C-O. There's Cisco systems and then there's Cisco, which yeah,
which was always pulling up at like your school. Yeah. Well, at the improv, I was the one that had
to let them in in the mornings to deliver all the beer and liquor and shit. Can you imagine if Cisco was driving?
What up, bro?
Hey, are you delivering that beer?
And he just goes,
Yeah!
Hey, do you got that Heineken light?
We are.
Yeah!
Can you bring it around back?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Dude, how is that not a Super Bowl commercial? It's just Cisco saying, yeah to things? Yeah, Yeah! Dude, how is that not a Super Bowl commercial?
It's just Cisco saying yeah to things?
Yeah, yeah!
And then at the very end you have Lil' John come out?
I'll tell you how.
Because we're kind of in the deep die right now.
Not everybody knows Cisco.
I don't know.
Everyone would know. And then you button it with
Lil' John saying yeah!
At the end.
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Dude did you guys love the usher performance and was that moving for you Blake being there for the usher performance?
Yes, I was at a high at that point because my squad was winning every fucking track usher was playing.
I knew all the words. Oh yeah, me too. It was unreal. I actually I would like to go back and rewatch it just to see it.
You know, I saw it live and it was amazing. Yeah, I want to go back and watch it too. Because it
was just I was so I was fighting so hard. By the way, I'm in my
living room. So I'm not even there. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I was I was really, really feeling it with my
pregnant wife and my family. And meanwhile, I'm like 11.
course lights deep.
Sure.
Never checked that.
I was intoxicated.
It was so fucking great, dude.
And I heard after the fact that he got like hate for it,
people said it sucked.
I will say this.
What happened?
He was not singing as much as I thought he was.
The mic was kind of in and out.
No, I think it's because there's a lot of backup singers in his songs.
So he just sang his parts and then, yeah.
Right.
I kind of wish I heard his voice more, but when I did hear it, he sounded good.
He roller-stated off the chain.
And my new favorite musician, her.
Oh yeah, she rocks.
Oh yeah, she's so cool.
Just jumping out on the guitar.
I feel like she pops out.
I think she was in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
She performed there like the other day.
Yes. And you're going to hate this,
but her tiny desk is very good, Anders.
And I know you hate that and you don't want to listen to it,
but it is very good.
I'll just listen to her everywhere else.
Her big desk.
It is very good.
Get a big desk.
I'll listen to her big album.
I didn't know who she was. Not she, a big album. I didn't know who she was.
Not she, her.
Yeah.
I didn't know who her was.
Yeah!
Sure.
Sure.
I didn't know who her was.
And I was like dumbfounded.
I'm like, where did they find this?
And then I looked her up and like she's already like a Grammy winning artist.
Yeah.
But she's young still.
She's like 26 or something.
But she's clearly like a fucking, what do they call him? Savant? She's Salt Burnin. Yeah. She she's young still she's like 26 or something, but she's clearly like a fucking what do they call him?
So mom she's salt burning. Yes. She's fully salt burning right now. Yeah, she's so vaunted
And like stage presence the way she plays guitar
I'm like you have stage presence like I don't know who else dude
You could eat in a dark room
You could eat a bowl of mashed potatoes next to Anders and Blake and Blake would be like
That was crazy that that her impersonator was
Who was at this party in that while?
That was weird, right? I'm like no that was her. I'll be like who?
She's she's heard at all. She's heard at all. Oh, man. We are so dumb. I promise now we're firing now
I mean when you have three quarters of a Zoa some and your body just feels right. Yeah, it makes you feel real good
Cisco's real name is mark by the way
Dude, that's what's so cool. I'm like these are Cisco? I'm like, these are the things I'm curious about.
Well, that's what's cool is like, I'm, you know, you name your son one name,
Bo, and you think that's and then you meet like, imagine if Bo is like, my name is,
my name's no, well, I don't even know how to come up with the name Cisco.
Trisket. Yeah, Mark. Trisket. It's Mark. I'm Trisket.
I'm Trisket. I guess.
But is that like a stage name? Because then I'm like, sure, man, Trisket. It's Mark. I'm Trisket. I'm Trisket. You're like, I guess.
And...
But is that like a stage name?
Cause then I'm like, sure man.
Trisket.
Go get your biscuit.
Okay.
But if he's like, I want to be known as Trisket.
Yeah.
I could see Bo being a little, a little performer.
You know.
Yeah.
Nepo babies are back.
Yeah.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to have a little Nepo baby.
I'm still going to send it.
Okay.
I like that.
Dude, I saw a Nepo.
I really don't Nepo baby one this week that I just blew my fucking mind. What was that?
I can't remember it, but I was like holy fuck. It was like a whole line of plumbers
Yeah, and it was the grandfather was a
Plumber and then all the way down the line is pretty wild dude actually no Adam
It is it gets one. Oh, it wasn't that It is. It was. It wasn't that.
It was.
I can't remember who it was.
It wasn't that.
It was the Vendere's family.
That's not wiki wiki wild.
Wait, can we circle back to commercials real quick?
Please.
I'd like to.
One of the first commercials right out the gate was the best far and away for me and
that was the Kawasaki Mollit commercial.
See, I saw none of them so you have to fill me in.
What was that?
I was at home watching and was really enjoying
too many Coors lights to really remember any commercials.
Really?
Were you black out at that point?
No, I wasn't.
I wasn't, but I feel like I was just talking with people.
I did not tune into the commercials.
OK.
I'm joined now.
You know, we were eating a lot of chicken wings, right? I was alone with three children saying shut up the fuck up
It's commercial. This isn't important to me. This isn't working to me. Bray attention
This is Kawasaki commercial are you?
They have mallets look at how funny this is.
This one has Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, that's special.
What was that one?
Was that?
Was that Dunkin Donuts?
What was that?
And I think Ben Affleck directed that commercial too.
If I know my commercial histories.
Yes, points!
I thought that was a good one.
I thought it was such a huge kind of like
swing. I don't know. Like it wasn't like so creative. It was just kind of like,
let's make these people look ridiculous. And you kind of go, that's very funny. They're game.
But like the mullet one was at least kind of, I was like, oh, that's funny. They're driving around
people get mullets. And then in the end, it goes Business upfront party in the back and I was like, okay, that's that's great. It was it was weird how I mean
I feel like they stopped making like very funny funny commercials and now it's just like how many celebrities can we get in here?
So let's throw in like Glenn close and you're like
Right, and you're like close but no Right. And you're like close, but no cigar.
Hold on.
Let me give you some points.
That's not moving the meter for a football fan.
Do you think someone's watching the Super Bowl and they're like,
oh, I hope Glenn Close is in this.
That that'll really hit home for me.
There's just some wife who's like, I loved damages.
You'd be surprised to know.
Was she an 80 for Brady or I feel like maybe she pulls up in that movie
Is she not?
Damages was so good. I'm just like I love damages the damages NFL crossover is crazy
Yeah, oh my god, everybody can't get enough of it. How about just the fucking Jesus commercials?
I'm like, oh. Oh, yeah.
Dude, Jesus commercials rock.
That was early on when we were like,
that seems like it.
Who is, man, because these commercials for the Super Bowl
cost like $3 million for like a 30 second commercial.
Hold up.
Who is paying for the Jesus commercials?
What do you mean, dude?
The fucking Gemstone family.
Yeah, man, it's freaking big religion baby.
Well then I feel like these righteous Gemstones
need to throw their name out the end of it
and just be like come on down
to Gemstone Salvation Center.
Yeah, right.
That would be kinda cool.
This is just a blanket Jesus.
It's kinda like when milk commercials were going wild.
Oh, here's, in the chat we got Isaac,
show your tits horn saying it's the hobby lobby family.
He's lying.
And Todd, who we respect and love our editor confirmed it says it's
partly funded by a hobby lobby.
Wow.
Like a blobby body.
By the way, do they really make that much money?
Hobby lobby.
Oh yeah,
hobby lobbies are everywhere. Because I feel like the only time
I've ever been in a hobby lobby, I spent $4. Right. I get pez and I
leave. Yeah. Go in there. I buy I buy a pez and and some like,
hemp when I was making hemp necklaces when I was in the
seventh grade. And then I would... I do believe Hobby Lobby's now have like pharmacies
inside of them, like they...
Oh, yeah.
I think they're like community centers now,
where people get a lot of this.
Hobby Lobby's are crazy.
Am I wrong?
Or maybe I'm thinking of dollars.
I don't know that they have.
Maybe, but I feel, I could see Hobby Lobby being,
since they're Jesus centric, then they go to church and they're like come on dad. They give
You know $10 million to their what just having a ghost push something off
You got spirits in your house you're talking about Jesus. Yes, we're talking about Jesus and stuff
He just knocked over your black sheep
I feel like then Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, people really follow if you, if they know that you're
a Christian organization, they go there, they flock there, you know, the flock as they
say.
Yeah, the flock, the Jesus flock, the Jesus flock, the flock of flock, the flying V flock
of flock.
And there's, dude, at my movie theater here down here, there's a If you're listening Adam has a movie theater go ahead
The one I always go to there's always a Jesus movie there
There's always a Jesus movie, and I'm like money. Yes, sir
I'm like these Jesus move we got to get into Jesus movies, dude
We've we've covered this what do you mean? Jesus? Are you sure it's not Lord of the Rings?
Like what do you mean there's always a Jesus movie?
There's only so many Jesus movies.
It said Lord of the...
Some...
Yeah, Lord.
No, no, no, no.
That was the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
The last one was the child trafficking movie,
which I think is Jesus centred.
And then now there's one called Chosen,
which I believe is a Jesus movie.
That's frozen.
No, they ran out of letters, bro
It was
The F when they were putting the sign up. I fuck just right chose. Yeah, just chose and the kids
You are so dumb
Just do it
So dumb. And they're like, just do it.
Wicked wow wow.
Do we have any tape backs?
Any apologies, any epic slams here?
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
Take back.
Just like, I guess, boner as a good slam.
Kyle, Kyle, do you have any tape backs, epic slams or,
Kyle?
Oh no, I'm in video village on my TV show.
Yeah, no.
I got nothing. I'm skateboarding in the parking lot of my TV show.
Today felt pretty good.
Yeah, you know what?
I'd like to take back being so fucking tired up
talking while I was a little sleepy,
but I feel like I really came alive at the end.
It must be this Zoa hitting my string.
And what is that word that I mispronounced that?
And thank you for calling me on it every time, Ders.
It really.
Voldemort.
Androgynous.
Androgynous.
And I said, I said, in.
I think I said, androgynous.
I think you said ad.
You said ad.
Androgynous.
Yeah.
And how is it pronounced?
Just for everyone.
Everyone at home, not for me, just for everybody else.
Ann.
It's got a hard Ann.
Yeah.
Androgynous. Yeah. And now, hey guys, and now we know. And. It's got a hard and. Yeah. Androgynous. Yeah.
And now, hey guys, and now we know.
And this is what the podcast is all about.
It's learning.
We're all learning.
It is important.
Now, this really is important.
And if you guys are listening at home,
go ahead and get out your phones and rate this episode,
sliding Blix DMs and let them know out of 10.
10 being perfect.
Yes.
Definitely sliding into Blix DMs with a rating scale.
One being garbage.
And also not flowers.
We gotta find something else to give people
that isn't flowers, but to show respect.
Oh yeah, show respect.
Is it just a shout out?
Can it just be respect?
Yeah, respect.
Yeah, hey, I'd like to toss some respect usher's way.
Just a little bit.
Okay, absolutely.
I mean, he got some hate afterwards.
I thought it was fantastic. The fact that he got married right afterwards, I thought it was a little guy. Okay, absolutely. I mean, the he got some hate afterwards. I thought it was
fantastic. The fact that he got married right afterwards, I thought was a boss move. I didn't
know that. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. He is not. Yeah, his longtime girlfriend, which you know,
I don't know his dating history, but evidently his longtime girlfriend, right after the Super Bowl,
they wouldn't got married in Vegas. Wow. Was it his chick on the side that had one on the way?
Did he boo her up?
Who is it?
I don't know.
I don't think it's a side chick.
From Confessions.
He's, that's a lyric.
That's a lyric.
Oh, it's okay.
Yeah.
This is my confession.
One on no way.
Oh, okay.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
And yeah, shout out to Roller skating.
Is he gonna be Roller skating?
And I will say that someone put like a meme up of like the woman on the pole falling into like is everyone gonna pretend
That she's didn't fall she didn't fall because there's a woman in the background on the pole that went down to the exact same time as her
Hmm. I don't think she fell. Yeah, fuck you you bitch. I don't even know what you're talking about
So stop coming after pole dancers if you think she fell fuck you
after pole dancers. If you think she fell, fuck you.
Hey, no take backs.
No respect your way.
I don't know exactly what Durs is mentioning,
but I'm with him 100% because he's my boy
and together we are wick-a-waw-waw.
No ifs and drogenesses or face butts about it.
Gosh.
That could have been some good.
I gotta feel it, I'm gonna have a lot of people
in my DMs tell me,
10 out of 10, baby.
Yeah.
And this is another episode of This is important to us.
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No, we are that Jaden is on there. He sounds like he's two years old. Yeah.
And now he could beat up all of us. And that was another episode of this is important.
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