This Is Important - Ep 192: You’re Listening to the Official Award Winning 2024 Best Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

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Starting point is 00:01:50 Hey guys, guess what? Huge news! This is important is going back on the road on Friday, April 19th, that's right, the 420thTH. I, Blake and Anders are hitting the Hard Rock Casino Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City to bring TII Nation another live show. Is it the last one ever? I don't know. Possibly. Tickets are available now at Hard Rock Hotel Atlantic City dot com or you can go to the link in our bio on our at pod important Instagram page. Tickets are available now at Hard Rock Hotel, AtlanticCity.com, or you can go to the link
Starting point is 00:02:25 in our bio on our at Pot important Instagram page. Get your tickets now because they're going to sell out. Come party with us in Atlantic City. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet Today on this is important. Well, how much porn are you watching while driving? That's crazy cuz you guys think we're American when not when not at all No, I can't eat a salad without croutons. Fuck that
Starting point is 00:03:07 Buckle up You can't eat a salad without croutons. Fuck that. Buckle up. Woo! Buckle up! You're so fucked. Skinna-marinky-dinky-dink, skinna-marinky-doo. You are now listening to the 2024 Best Comedy Podcast. Do you have like an applause break? We are the champions. Do you have an applause applause break? We are the champions. Do you have an applause break you can hit?
Starting point is 00:03:28 Yeah, I have to do it. We are the champions, my friends. We did it! We did it. I Heart Radio! Best comedy podcast of the whole damn year!
Starting point is 00:03:44 And what's cool to lord it over, you might think there's other podcasts that are funnier, but the people have spoken, or the people of I Heart that we actually work for, so it could be an inside job, but hey, they didn't tell us that it is or not. Sorry. So sorry. Winning.
Starting point is 00:04:00 And we won best comedy podcast, so yeah, we're the champion. If you have a podcast you think you're funny Yeah, we're on talks. We finally did for this year. Yeah for this year for this year's we have to defend our crown It starts today. Yeah, wow, it starts today. Wow, okay. It's be really funny. Should we start with jokes? Mmm, no, no, no, no serious stories. I got a good one. That's not my finger. I was not my belly button either No, no, no, no serious stories. I got a good one. That's not my finger. That's not my belly button either And then you're gonna have a lot more of that is the 2024 funniest podcast I Lot of good stuff coming out of this care
Starting point is 00:04:46 Finger that's not my belly button either. Okay. I like that dude. Classic schoolyard babysitter dirty joke from the 80s. Guys, I would love to dust off a little, a little buzz ball action. Maybe we buzz off in honor of, in honor, in honor. Either way. Adam, you got a nose nose hair you guys see my eyes twitching yeah what's going on you need a buzz ball rub that on yeah come on here we go it might be the fact that I'm not drinking enough zoa energy yeah I need to get I need to have one or two more
Starting point is 00:05:19 zoas here we go baby no dude my I started twitching last night I mean I think it's part of like my overall problem the buzz ball away Blake go ahead it won't stop and it's driving me nuts okay cool though remember like can't stop won't stop I'm buzzing off it's for me it's not for you guys okay you're just gonna we're gonna be over here talking about yeah about Durs couldn't be at the at the award show. Speaking of eyeballs. Speaking of balls. I got my eyeball one of them in January. I just suddenly one of my eyes was blurry again as if I was a young boy and had to get my eye lasered again. Yeah. So what is it called that you what you do? What is
Starting point is 00:06:04 it called? Lasik? Lasik? It's called Lasik. Is that trademarked? I'm sure it's a little RTM. Is there is there like bootleg LASIK or can you get some another process or is it or is it LASIK only? Come over I'll give you bootleg LASIK. I'll show you my laser. This dude just has a flashlight. Well there's different things I got something called like a PDK or something where they like put a lens over it to heal it for a week. Okay. Which kind of sucks. So you then had to like lay around for a week with a with like a cool cyborg eyeball or like what's going on? It was an eye patch? Yeah, what's the science? That's exactly what I was gonna say, Adam. No, like literally just like a contact lens over the area that they laser to help it heal faster.
Starting point is 00:06:48 But you gotta sleep with like this like eye patch thing, like a plastic piece taped to your face so you don't like mush your eyeball into something deformed and fuck it all up. Oh my God. But that's kind of tight. So you kind of probably use that in the bedroom, like you're the pirate. Yes, let me get that booty, that kind of thing. you that you kind of probably use that in the bedroom like yeah you're the pirate yes let me get that booty that kind of thing yeah oh
Starting point is 00:07:08 that's funny I like that again I was just gonna say so yeah that's yes yes obviously so does that hurt Dersie does that hurt to do no does it hurt what's the process I can imagine some people don't enjoy it. For me, it sends me to my happy place. Okay, you're sick fuck. There is something, like they ask if you want, like I don't know, what's one of those like Zoloft? I think they give you like a Zoloft if you want it to chill the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Okay, Xanax. And I'm like, I'm good, I'm good, let's get in there. And they give you drops on your eyeball that like numb your eyeball. Then they get those like clockwork orange eye things that like keep them open and they put drops in. And then they just pull the laser over and go, kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak You smell your eyeball burning off. Oh my God. Have you ever had your teeth drilled at the dentist?
Starting point is 00:08:08 Okay, so you know that smell? Way worse, way different than that. It's the same. Oh. It's the same. Okay, I didn't think you're going that way with it. Yeah, I think it's burning flesh, bone, human organic tissue. But yeah, the first time it was
Starting point is 00:08:25 happening to me while it was going on, I go, am I smelling my eye burning? And they're like, no, that's the laser. I'm like, the laser smells. Oh, no. The doctor's making a got a sticky laser.
Starting point is 00:08:35 No, he's on microwaving lunch next door. It's his break. His break. He's about to smash a hot pocket. Leftover nuggets. Yeah, no, he's he's eating salmon. It was a smoked salmon. It's a blackened. Yeah, it's a mesquite salmon. Yeah, that he's really good.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Microwaving. It's so good. Mesquite salmon. It smells like skeet, bro. But he has a mesquite salmon. Well, it does sound a little human. I smell a little human. It takes 10 minutes to do this surgery. And then you're like out. But you just you're super light sensitive for a couple of days. Could you drive home? No, I ubered. No, it was brutal. Oh, the guys keeps trying to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:09:18 You have an eye patch on. He won't stop talking about your eye patch. I put headphones in and went to podcast land. Oh, that's cool, dude. You know, nothing as funny as this podcast, but. Well, nothing is. Well, nothing has proven. I mean, I wish I wish there was, but it's proven.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I know I'm like, is this the top of the mountain? Jesus Christ. I sort of listen back to some of our podcasts. I'm like, this was the funniest podcast of all of this past year. But apparently it is. Well, we're not busy. What I was gonna say, cause I wasn't there to kind of share this guys,
Starting point is 00:09:50 was that we do it without guests. Okay. Yeah, that's true. No guests. A lot of people, they have to bring on ringers, not us. We do this every week. We got rid of the dead weight. We kick people off. We don't bring them on.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Yeah, now that I think about it. I don't care how funny he might be It was kind of weird. It was really just half the group except in the award We didn't even mention you guys and the audience didn't seem to care Did not mind even a little bit. Yeah, they were they were pretty hyped on who was there to represent We did not know that was the the fun part is we had no idea Yeah, not at all. What's funny is I think they other people that I talked to they were like, yeah, I'm winning this award I'm like, oh shit. That means we're not winning and we're presenting they said we're winning our yeah
Starting point is 00:10:34 It's now named the TII Comedy award. Yeah, no, no, no a different award. Yeah, all the smart list bros all the smart list bros We're talking mad shit backstage. They were not, they were not there. They were not. They were not. No, no, no. Another person. I don't, I don't want to mention their names, but they said that they had won and they did win. And they said before. And so I was like, there's no way that we won then because they told the winners to get them here, but we're so needy. And we just want a free plane ticket
Starting point is 00:11:05 to go to Austin and be put up in a hotel. We're so easy. We're such an easy get that we were just there. We just came without, I wonder if we said no, if then they would have said you won or if we said no, they would have actually just given it to Smartless. Yeah, probably. I think that was more a participation award for us.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Yeah, that was sick. The fact that we made the trip. But we did have a good time. I love spending time in Austin. I love Austin, dude. Yeah, we had a good time. I just did anybody... What?
Starting point is 00:11:39 Did anybody... What the fuck do you want? And by the way, by all means, you guys do not have to answer any questions. Okay. Thank you.. Okay, thank you. All right, thank you. God, don't pressure us into talking. This is only a podcast. Did anybody who won, was anyone who won not there for anything?
Starting point is 00:11:53 Yeah, the Kelsey Brothers. They won the best podcast of the year and they were not there. Best overall? Best overall. Which, by the way, I think probably right, right? The most like relevant. I think they should have won like most like relevant if that's a war.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Wow dude. Yeah, I mean, is anybody more relevant than Travis Kelsey? Their powers combined, Travis and then his brother like retiring and apparently giving like the greatest speech humans have ever heard. Yeah, and everyone was crying. I'm like, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Give it to them. And for sure they're not coming. I'm like, yeah, yeah, for sure, give it to them. And for sure, they're not coming. They're like, he taped his ankles for the speech. I'm like, yeah, I mean, you could do that. You could thank the guy or you can tape your ankles. You know, that, that being said, I will bare-knuckle fight him over this right now. Any day. Our acceptance speech fucking sucked, dude. We were like. Yessir. Oh, it was terrible.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yeah, no, we sucked. We were just like. You guys were like Barney Kelsey. Just like. The third guy. We were like. Ah, ah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:58 It was the last award. We were already like six. Tito's. Vodka, Tito S vodka, Tito's deep. Already, already feeling good. And then just got up there. I think we had the crowd chant podcast for like two minutes. Yeah, we did.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Yeah. Before you got up there or? No, we got up there and just started chanting pod cast. Pod cast. Yeah. I know. Now I wish we would have got him to chant more stuff. Like I thought you guys were saying Todd glass I was like I guess he's there He doesn't have a pod he should start one cuz he is a funny comedian Todd glass is very funny very funny pod glass
Starting point is 00:13:35 Pod whatever that's pretty good And this is why we currently are holding the hardware while it's being mailed to us the hardware for best comedy podcast It's quips like that from Ders. Because I don't know if Blake and I are bringing that. The short little one-liners. I would like to, I'm not going to call it flowers, but I'll call it thanks. No.
Starting point is 00:13:55 I would like to give thanks to Anders. An early thanks. I don't take thanks, I take thanks. Yeah, I know you take thanks. Yeah, I know you take thanks. Thank you for your thank you. I know you take thanks. Yeah, I know you take thanks. Thank you for your thank you. I know you take some thanks because Ders says thanks, like thanks.
Starting point is 00:14:12 But thank you for always coming with those short little one-liners and sneaking them in. And while we have some verbal diarrhea's, you will punch it up on the fly. And we appreciate that, Ders. Warty diarrhea is all I have. Hit the we are the champions again there's a diary. That's all I have hit the hit that We are the champions again, dude. Yeah. Yeah Well, that means I'm gonna have to rewind it and I'm not sure I'm gonna hit it right. Yes, I will
Starting point is 00:14:37 It feels good Being a winner feels good Here's my question. Yes, do they nominate, not that the Kelsey brothers didn't have a massive podcast and aren't super relevant, but like you give them podcasts of the year just praying that they decide to show up, right? Yeah. Cause that's huge.
Starting point is 00:14:56 I think you try to maybe lure them a little bit or like maybe Taylor Swift shows up just in solidarity. Well, yeah. But if they show up, you've upgraded your entire lifestyle as iHeartRadio, right? Yep. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Oh yeah. And they did not. They did not. Do you guys think that's why they nominated us and gave us some? Yeah, there's a wonder. Well, they were hoping we would show up, but two of the members could give a fuck and did not.
Starting point is 00:15:21 No. Did not show up. Two of the members actually care about the podcast, so they showed up. But I think if I flew, my eyeball might have exploded. They talked about how I have to maintain my eyes pressure. And I was like, what happens if I don't? And they're like, it's not good. I pressure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Yeah, I would say that's safe to not fly. I would, that safe to not fly I would although pretty funny pretty if you're if your eye exploded like on the stage as we're accepting like The pressures the pressures coming back That's the only time that I just want to think, I heart right, my eye. That's the only time that Bobby Althoff girl shows any emotion. Oh yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Who? That girl who's always like super sad and like does like Drake interviews and she. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was there, she was there. We presented her an award. I heard she's super loud and obnoxious.
Starting point is 00:16:22 No. Yeah, oh my gosh, bouncing off the walls. Like can't shut up. I wish that were the case Like super nice, but like just you know a lot. Yeah. Yeah, just won't shut up It's crazy, but very nice very nice. Right. Was she doing the persona? I think it's just her Oh, yeah, I think that's her like she was she's just like off to the side and just being like We gave her a award in her. But that's not her.
Starting point is 00:16:46 You're saying that's her, but like, it's a bit. I don't know. It's a shtit. I don't know. Maybe. What do you mean? The things she says as she's interviewing Drake or whoever, like, she's rude.
Starting point is 00:16:56 She's overtly rude to people in real life. I think she's leaning into that, but I think that's, from what I saw of just the three hours she, we were sitting right next to her at this award show. She never broke that, you know, she was never like cool and bubbly and like talking to people and interacting with anyone. She sat with her friend that and, and just sat with him quietly. And then when we gave her the award, it was funny. She prayed praying a lot.
Starting point is 00:17:25 She prayed a lot. Oh, okay. Yeah, a lot of prayer. No, when we gave her the award, she just comes up and goes, thanks. And then walks away and I was like, nah, that's pretty good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I was like, I like it. That's the bit. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, so that's cool. Not us, we were like, Blake was doing the catwalk, spitting around. I was like eating Spitting around I was eating the Trophy
Starting point is 00:17:49 That's pretty good. Yeah, did you guys have like you revealed your true accents? You're like and it's crazy because you guys think we're American when no Actually the fact that you guys respond to the message is insane No, actually. The fact that you guys respond to the message is insane to me. It's insane, mate. We've been pulling the wool over your eyes for so many years. It's crazy, mate. There's so much wool.
Starting point is 00:18:13 We dive into these- Is the wool- We dive into these stupid American characters and you just gobble it up and we gobble things. Yeah, you gobble it up, you little piggies. Oink, oink. You American piggies baby. Yeah. We're just awesome powers.
Starting point is 00:18:27 We're just awesome powers. I'm sorry about all the wool. Honestly, we would have done that. One more Tito's. Well, Dyrs, I wish, you know, I wish we would have had any amount of heads up because they just said our, they just said we won and we're like, and then we're just chugging vodka sodas on the way up to the stage. Right. I'm drunk. And then we didn't we didn't have much going on to that stage. Other people were pretty well spoken. And we were like, Oh, this guy hosts a podcast.
Starting point is 00:18:57 He can really pull the speech out of his ass. Right. Not not us. Not us. No, and did fucking Levi, Zach Levi? Zach, was he the MC or just presenting you? He just presented us. Love that dude. Yeah, he's a super nice guy. Yeah, he's a good guy. I talked with him a little bit beforehand. He was like really cool.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah. And he was so nice. You know how like you might not have to deal with him. I know you guys have met him before but this is my first time meeting him and Durs probably doesn't have to deal with this but sometimes when I because he's tall he's like tall tall He's like 6'5 or something. Right. It's it is hard to kiss him. And wait, what are you asking? What's that? He did like he like lower he like put his legs like this. so he was closer to my level. Oh yeah, he did the splits. And I was like, thank you for your service.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yeah, yeah. You got John Claude'd by Shazam? Yeah, bro. He hit the splits, he time-coped his ass. John Claude'd Shazam? He fucking time-coped your ass. I got John Claude'd by Shazam his ass. Damn, dog.
Starting point is 00:20:02 And then, not flowers, but thanks. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the wide legs and then this, the arms crossed with the legs super wide talking to you. Well, it's weird when it's not for a purpose. But it was for a purpose. He was talking to me and I can't... It wasn't on camera, it was side stage, like backstage,
Starting point is 00:20:28 and he came down to my level and I was like, man, I really appreciate that because we wouldn't have had a conversation. He's too far away. Yeah, he's talking to the Paul Shears in the room, the Shea Shea. Paul Shear, taller than you think, taller than you think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:43 It's like DeAndre Jordan. Like I know DeAndre Jordan pretty well. He's a super nice guy. We like each other. Every time I've seen him, like out and about, when we try to have a conversation, it dies on the fucking vine every time. He's alarmingly large. Because what is he, 6'11"?
Starting point is 00:21:00 Yeah, he's probably damn near 7'1". He's borderline 7'. It's a lot. He should take a knee He should you say? Absolutely, just drop a knee when you're speaking to me. What's up, Adam? Come here He should sit you in his lap come talk to her put your hand out and and let me climb on Yeah, right and raise me to your level. Yeah, Jack and the beanstalks. I'm Bolina Yeah, yeah get on up here because the worst worst is you're like you're trying to you know
Starting point is 00:21:25 You know you're cracking jokes, and you say something that you think is kind of funny And then he's just like yeah, and next thing you know you're you've been talking into his dick for the last five minutes Is this thing on? Is this thing on? I did not know you grew a beard. Hello. You got the whole James Harden look here, huh? I don't know why none of this is landing. Is this thing on? Yeah, bud, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Thought that was the mic. Sorry, bud. Sorry, bud. Talking the tail end of this thing. Adam, can you? I've got to go play. I have to get off the bench now. Damn.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Quick. Well. Wait, so he was sitting down in this scenario? Jesus, I am short. Fuck, man. I don't in this scenario Jesus. I am short Man, I don't know what just happened. I don't either well. I'm glad that he brought it down to your level Very yeah, it's super kind of it. It's a super nice very kind man very kind John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and
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Starting point is 00:25:13 And I don't know. This is more Blake youth speak. Blake talk. Yeah. You he's talking to you talk, but I'm starting to spending this extra time with just Blake in, in Austin. I sort of started to like dissect his verbiage a little bit. Okay. So, I started spending this extra time with just Blake in Austin. I sort of started to dissect his verbiage a little bit.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Now it's starting to kind of make sense. Hot, hot, hot, hot! It was lit and we're fam. And overall, the whole weekend was trill. Yeah, absolutely. For the win, let's go! And it was for the win, let's go. And it was trill. It was a movie, dog. And it was for the win let's go and it was a trill and it was a movie dog And it was for sure was a movie for sure was a movie dude
Starting point is 00:25:49 It it it was a movie you have to admit it. What movie was it Fletch 2? Fantasies like Friday the 13th Which one yeah Wilmer Valderrama Really nice guy. I don't know if I've ever talked with him, but I was talking with Isaac. I don't like it when you have me show your tits, but I was talking with Isaac because he came over and was like, what's up, man? Wow. Good to see you. And then we just started talking. He's like, heard you had a baby. And then we started talking about, or maybe I brought up that I just had a baby. I don't, I'm not sure, but we just started talking and then we talked for like 30 minutes and it was like we were
Starting point is 00:26:29 best friends and, and, and I'm like, we for sure met before and I go to Isaac. I go, we, here we go. Tables have turned. We had to have been at some award show much like this one where I'm 36 vodka, sodas deep, and I don't remember. I'm getting radical. I don't remember talking to him. What makes you say that? Because you hit it off so well? He was so familiar with Adam, he really roped him up.
Starting point is 00:26:56 He came over and roped me up, like right away. Can I tell you something? I think based on everything I've ever heard about him is that this is his superpower. Is that he's one of the nicest good guys to talk to in like his era of Hollywood. Oh, okay. Oh, well, maybe.
Starting point is 00:27:15 But the way he roped me up. I know, but there's some people. He roped me. This is, we work in a business, I guess everybody does. Of roping. Of where personalities, personalities go a long way. This is, we work in a business, I guess everybody does. Where personalities, personalities go a long way. Right? For sure.
Starting point is 00:27:32 That's why I'm stuck with you, asshole. And if you're like the nicest person, everybody fucking loves you. And I think he's just, I think he's one of those people. It's like me, it's him. Well, he didn't talk to me. I feel like we need a little more of that because we're all... It's me, him, and Winkler. Ignore it.
Starting point is 00:27:47 I don't know if you're in on that, Ders. I don't know if you're quite there. Yeah, ask around. Yeah. OK. OK. I said ask around. I bet we're going to get some definitive nos.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I feel like we are just in, when we go to those events, we don't do a lot of approaching people out of nowhere. Right. Right. And roping and to speak like Blake, roping them up. We don't rope many people. Right. We're busy with our Zins in the corner for sure. We're busy in our little corner doing our own little thing.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Yeah, for the winning. For the winning. For the Zen. You know, stretching for our big walk up to the stage. I almost pulled something. And Wilmer is a NCIS guy now. He's a CSI guy. Yeah, I where he's like
Starting point is 00:28:45 no more jokes yeah just murder mystery well I think he got what happened was under under his NCIS NCIS somewhere or just NCIS where he went to the original just that NCIS wow okay NCIS TCB wire is a bagel I think he you know took off his 70s garb and quit doing like this the the crazy accent On the 70s show and everyone was like whoa. He's too hot to be funny I think that's what happened right one of those. I think that's what happened They were like wait a second now that the garb is off. Yeah, the garb was taken off I'm not laughing that's kind of the era Ders is living in right now. Yeah, Ders might be getting too hot for comedy, dude.
Starting point is 00:29:29 You're a hunk. Yeah, I feel like you're hunking out a little. A regular garbamel. Yeah. You're kind of a hunk. You can find me with Papa Smurf. Yeah, I don't know what's funny. I don't think anything's funny anymore.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Not to me, at least. Oh, really? You haven't laughed in a while. No, I just haven't seen old people fall for a very long time. Yeah, they need to bring back the bad grandpas of the world Yeah, well you weren't with us in Austin. You would have had a good time. It was it was like a movie It was for the win. Yeah, it was hilarious. Let's go. It was it was like a movie or it was a movie Adam a movie or it was a movie? Adam, Blake, do you know what the... Yeah, I think it was. I think I missed the book. It was. Yeah. It wasn't like a movie. It was a movie, Adam.
Starting point is 00:30:09 By the way, that's how like a bunch of like Gen Zs are kicking it last night. It was a movie. Dude, it was like a movie and like all of them stop and go, are you an arc? Yeah. And their swishy hair goes, wha wha wha. Did you just say it was like a movie? Hmm. OK. that's weird. OK. I'll see you guys in the slack. Tyson blaze.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Tyson blaze. Get this fucking loser out of here. Let's go. Wait, did you just say Tyson? Can we talk Tyson versus homeboy? Oh, yeah. Tyson versus Jake Paul. Yeah, that got announced. Dude, I know people are like mixed feelings about it because he's old. And it's like, you know, he's out of it.
Starting point is 00:30:51 He's very old. Yeah, I know. What is he, 56? 57? Is that old? Oh, dude, I'm so sorry. I thought he was 56. He's 57. In sports years, every year counts. Yeah, that's true. My body hurts just thinking about that. 57? Can you imagine fighting a 57 year old man? That seems kind of the reckless.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah, I always, that's what I imagine. That's why I imagine fighting. Would you fight Mike Tyson? Yeah. That shit's important. I would not. That's why I imagine fighting a 57 year old. Is he gonna lose?
Starting point is 00:31:21 Yeah, I do think, no, what it's gonna be, cuz it's not a real boxing match, right? It's an exhibition So what is the difference for me? I don't understand. It's I think it's the a real boxing match is is The council or whatever they have to agree to put the fight right like you see it I mean, I don't know much about boxing. Okay, this one's just gonna be on like a barge in the middle of the fucking... Yeah. Yeah, but this is... Chuck E. Cheese. It's a... they call it an exhibition, so it's not going towards any record.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Okay. Sure, but like they're fighting, right? Yeah, they're fighting. Oh yeah. Yeah, okay. I just don't know if... I don't know if... I think Tyson's got the power still. I just don't know if it's legit. Like, are they going 15 rounds? Like, I don't know if he's got that kind of stamina. I think it's got the power still. I just don't know if it's legit. Like, are they going 15 rounds? Like, I don't know if he's got that kind of stamina.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I think it's 12, right? Well, yeah. Well, maybe they'll add a couple more. They'll add a few. Is boxing not 15? Is it 12? OK. Yeah, they might add a few.
Starting point is 00:32:13 It's an exhibition. They could go 25 rounds. I used to go 15. That's all. That's crazy, bro. Were you a background in that Kid Rock music video? As a boxer, you went 15 rounds. I said, don't roll until I'm in my 15th round.
Starting point is 00:32:27 And they were like, okay. I don't know what that means. We're gonna go to lunch, the cameras are on, you do what you gotta do, man. Right. Just make sure that shirt's off. As long as I make it to the 15th, I'm good, baby. I think it will be maybe kind of a good fight.
Starting point is 00:32:43 I mean, I don't know. I'm for sure not going to pay for it. But if I go into a bar... It's on Netflix. It's free, bruh. Yeah. Oh, I'm watching it. Hell yeah. This is the first one I'm going to watch of a Paul, bruh. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. That's kind of sick.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I'm going to watch it. I mean, those guys are as much as like... Those guys. ...people hate on them. They're geniuses. Like, they're marketing geniuses. Like the fact that they've been able to pull off, like they're just kind of YouTube dudes. And then he's segued into being like- You say that like that's a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Well, no, I mean, you know, they were just guys making like silly dumb videos and then they now they like run an empire. It's fucking wild. But now should he just start fighting like, like really old people, like freaking just dusting off like Evander Holyfield and just fighting, is Muhammad Ali passed away? Like this is Mike Tyson. Yeah, it's like, I got George Foreman.
Starting point is 00:33:39 He's like 86. He's like big George Foreman up next. He used to be pretty big. He's hunched over now. But what I guess what I'm saying is like even if you, even if in 10 years some young dude who's not a professional runner is like I'm going to race Usain Bolt everyone's going to go. When he's, when he's 57 though like. Yeah Usain, you don't think at 57 if Usain Bolt Hell no, no way that dude's knees are gonna be blown the fuck out, dude Are you kidding me? If he stays in decent shape, Usain Bolt the fastest human ever kind of by far
Starting point is 00:34:17 That's ever existed. I feel like knees go out so quick compared to like Mike Tyson's big-ass grandpa arms Well, he's gonna to have the power. But how is he going to how is he going to connect? He's he's going to be too slow without it. I mean, he would, by the way, destroy all of us. Oh, yeah, he would put us in a grave. Mike Tyson would for sure beat the shit out of all of us. Because we're not we're not boxers.
Starting point is 00:34:42 I'm never going to make it to the 15th round. Michael, stop it. Stop it, Michael. We're supposed to go 15. No, this is what happens when they bring us to touch glass. I'm like, I'll see you in the 15th. And he's like, what the fuck? So he's all psyched out by now, right?
Starting point is 00:34:57 Yeah, smart. And then I die instantly. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And then I get punched once and then you just lay down third row. I killed him by accident. Spinal. But no, you would have to be at least a runner, right?
Starting point is 00:35:11 Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But like homeboy, is this Jake Paul? Jake Paul was like a wrestler who was like, I'm going to become a boxer, right? So he's become a boxer. So what I'm saying is like some guy who was like played football in high school and like that was it,
Starting point is 00:35:26 was pretty good, didn't go to college or whatever. Who- We're saying like Rob Riggle. Uh-huh. No. No. I'm saying like a young person who becomes famous and like does physical shit on-
Starting point is 00:35:37 Like speed. Like speed. Yeah. Yeah, what is his name? I don't know. Somethings I, somethings Speed, we're so old. I am. I'm like KSI, yes, what is his name? I don't know something I something speed. We're so old. I am like KSI Yeah, well, I'm definitely tuning into My Michael Johnson I show speed it's I show speed right but is he fast or is he do that's just as fun
Starting point is 00:36:03 He is I think he is I think he is actually fast okay well then yes kids so like if I show speed doesn't challenge Usain Bolt to a run like come on we're the promoters we get a cut and we bring this to I show speed and get him out of that weird fucking basement of I'm sure his mansion that he's in and say hey go raise Hey, I I show speed you ever heard of I heart radio. Let's make it happen Come hither. Yeah best comedy podcast. I don't know if he'll need us. He'll be like, that's a good idea See your way out. It's not toward 24. It's of the past year It's not because we're the only the best podcasts of the last three months. Yeah only the best podcasts of the last three months? Yeah. No, I don't believe it. Yeah, that was the whole...
Starting point is 00:36:46 That's what it says on the show. I think it's ever since Kyle left the pod, they're like, here's the award. Oh, maybe. Maybe. Yeah, see? You do have a good point. Thank you. We trimmed the fat. Trim the fatty. The best podcast of these two months. Trim the beard. I don't know. I'm watching. I mean, dude, it's gonna be fucking great. That is cool that it's Netflix's first ever live sporting event, right? That's kind of cool. Yeah. So how the hell is that even gonna work?
Starting point is 00:37:14 By the way, he could have fought anybody. He could have fought like fucking Oscar De La Hoya, like other legends of the era, but fighting Mike Tyson is like a scenario that for the last 30 years, people have said, would you ever fight Mike Tyson for a million dollars? Yeah, for a million dollars, would you fight Mike Tyson? And Jake Paul is like, no, but I will for 300 million. That's what he's projecting the fight's going to make. Really? Right.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Yeah. But well, how's that going to work out if it's Netflix? Netflix paid for it, right? And he is the promoter and he got a deal through Netflix he's also getting the house and the merch and everything oh I'm buying that oh you mean like the there the seats there the venue yeah the venue the stadium or wherever he's fighting it's probably gonna be at so fire something fucking insane and that would be cool and did you say he's getting a cut of the merch also? Yeah, I think I think it's his merch yeah, I heard for every hot dog
Starting point is 00:38:10 No, he actually gets 100% of hot dog sales. It's crazy of hot dogs Well, it's it's actually I thought it was that it's actually the buns. Oh The meat yeah, the meat is a whole cuz there's like unions and stuff But if you want a bun, you gotta go through the Paul bros. Okay. Yeah. They call themselves Paul Bunions.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Okay. Oh, points! Yeah, points! You dust it off, baby. Yes sir! I would like to thank Dyrs for that. Thank you so much, dude. That's all we're doing.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Yeah, man, that is why we are the best podcast of the last two months. I gotta change my battery. What the hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Like, hit it I don't think I've ever won anything until that moment. How did it feel for you? How did it feel for you? It felt insane, man. It felt great. Pretty, pretty good. Pretty good feeling.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yeah. We had to quickly chug a Tito soda and hit that stage. Yeah, it was great. Are you sponsored by Tito's? I feel like you've mentioned that specific detail a lot. Well, it's Texas. No. Come on, you gotta have Tito's.
Starting point is 00:39:35 No, I'm not. I wish I was, dude. I love Tito's. I wish your middle name was Tito. That would actually be kinda sick. Adam Tito's divine. I just named someone Bo Tito. That'd be sick. Adam Tito's divine. I just named someone Bo Tito? That'd be sick. Bo Tito! That sounds like it's... Dorito! That sounds like a fucking nice
Starting point is 00:39:51 drink. That sounds like a local name. Yeah I'd get a good old Bo Tito. Oof. Little Bo Tito get over here. Little Bo Tito. What would be in a Bo Tito? I'm fascinated I want to know. what would go into a Bo Tito go. Titty milk. Titty milk. Well it changes as he ages, but right now it's pretty Titty milk heavy. Okay. Okay, so it's like Kahlua. Yeah. So would you put actual Titty milk in or? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Yeah, are you a bartender that's, you're like, have a little Titty milk reserve. Dude, we have so much Titty milk around this house right now. We have a freezer frozen of Titty milk. dude. We have so much titty milk around this house right now We have fro we have a freezer frozen of titty milk. We're oh, yeah Yeah, we could do slushies of titty milk. We could do whatever you want over here. You've got titty daqueries Okay, dude. We could do some titty decks. I don't know that we could yes You guys are you guys are freezing your shit over there storing up just in case no not their shit their titty milk You're a titty milk. Oh, okay. Okay same, dude. Oh, okay, okay, same thing to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Wait, are you guys freezing your shit? You have to. No, we're not freezing our shit. You don't have to freeze your shit, but the titty milk you do, you do, yeah. Thank God, cause this is funniest podcast, not the grossest podcast. In case, I mean, I don't know why,
Starting point is 00:40:57 but really I have no idea why we're doing it, but we have so much. I'm like cooking meat just to make room. I'm like, we have to eat six steaks tonight, honey. Oh, okay. I thought you were about to say you're cooking it in the milk, like kind of like a Ruth Chris, like how they sizzle it in butter.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Butter? I haven't tried that. You gotta remember, when Blake says things, cooking meat can mean all sorts of things to a person of his age and ilken. Dude, tonight is gonna be kinda of like a movie, dude. I'm cooking meat tonight. Let's just say I'm cooking meat.
Starting point is 00:41:31 That sounds similar to a movie. It's a little bit like a movie, dude. Let me just tell you, there's so much titty milk in my fridge. I'm cooking meat tonight. Damn boy. Get it. That's all I'm saying.
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Starting point is 00:44:53 Oh should we do what about like epic epic announcements cuz I know that oh So angry at himself about uh, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Highly day, which is which is 420. We will be in Atlantic City at the Hard Rock Casino and Hotel on April 19th. And, uh, you know, it's going to be three of us without the dead weight, Kyle. Yeah. And, uh, we're going to bring it, dude. And I'm so excited. I'm excited to do a live show. The three of us. It'll be a fun new element. We're back. Yeah. Yeah. No break yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:45:45 No break dancing, unfortunately. We're back! Well, who knows? Maybe I'm feeling a little better and I do a little shimmy little shake. Okay. Possible. And then he died.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Dude, honestly, one night in Atlantic City, anything goes, baby. We're gonna burn that city to the ground. I don't even know what to expect from Atlantic City. What does anything goes in Atlantic City, look for a guy who doesn't gamble? Well, it's a lot of prostitution. It's a lot of prostitution.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Oh, sure. I forgot you're pimping again. Congratulations. Well, I will be... Well, it's mostly just drinking at the beer garden that you know they're gonna want us to drink out. Yeah, it will be a lot of that. I might pull a slot. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:46:28 So you don't gamble at all? Do you not like it? No, I'm not opposed to it. I'll play a few hands. I just don't like to really sit and wait it out. You know what I mean? I'm a little impatient. There's a lot of prostitutes walking around. I don't like to sit and wait it out. I mean, I kind of get that. No, I want to make my money.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Bada-bing, bada-boom. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Forget about it. I did get it. I'm all in or I'm all out. You know what I mean, brother? I don't know if I do.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Yeah, I like to play some blackjack, dude. I think that'd be fun. Maybe we talk, maybe we host a blackjack night or something. After the show, that'd be kind of fun maybe we talk maybe we host a blackjack night or something Well after the show that kind of fun you guys just lose all your money Because you guys ever shot craps. I never did it. I do dude, and I'm so bad. I never know what's happening I'm not good at it. Oh, yeah, when I throw it it always bounces out of the out of the tub Can we talk about your wrist? Yeah? Maybe that's why.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Well, isn't that how you're supposed to, like you throw it kind of- Well, like that, like you throw them. This dude looks like he's saying goodbye. Oh, wait, no, I'm done here. No, you're saying like, bitch, I'm done with you. I'm done with the french fries. Get them out of my face, thank you.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Oh, this is to a server? This is to a server? He's the Burger King. This is to a server who's maybe a little underpaid and you're disrespecting them. No, you. You know what? It's a movie.
Starting point is 00:47:52 It's not real. It's a movie. I spent too much time with this guy in Austin, dude. I'm seeing the real Blake Anderson. Yeah, you saw the way I told those servers to get out. Ta-ta. Ta-ta. Ta-ta. No, but really, hey, I'm not playing craps. I told those servers to get out. Ta ta. Ta ta. Ta ta.
Starting point is 00:48:05 No, but really. Hey, I'm not playing craps. Take those fries. Ta ta. Every time I've ever thrown craps, it bounces out. Do they call it a tub? Is it a tub? I don't know what they do.
Starting point is 00:48:17 A crap tub? I would call it a table for sure. OK, well, the table tub, the dice fly out, and people get really mad when they do that. Yeah, they don't like it when tub, the dice fly out and people get really mad. Yeah, they don't like it when you do that. They shoot you a look. Yeah, it is fun, though. I never really know what's happening. There's like the line and, you know, there's a ton of numbers. Yeah, I've never played, but I want to. Well, come out to Atlantic City and teach us how to play. Maybe we do that in Atlantic City. Oh, that would be fun. I guarantee you we could just get a table there and they could
Starting point is 00:48:46 teach us how to play and We could lose a lot of money and that would be fun. Yeah all the money we all the money we make It's one night anything goes baby or anything goes and we win real big dude We win like scary huge whoo in Atlantic City They're like they put us up in like this super suite because you know they're gonna give us a suite because put together, right? Yeah, I hope so Should I want to get one of those hangover sweets just just us for one night, Mr. Divine you're in the largest room with your friend. That'd be so yeah
Starting point is 00:49:19 I can't wait to wake up next to my boys. That's gonna be okay, but you know what's crazy We're just at the age that anything goes just means we're gonna have seven drinks. Yeah, we might have pizza really late at night. Yeah, we might order nachos and ask for extra chicken on it or something. We're like, mm, yeah, baby. Dude, the Hugo Boss is open 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I bought this suit. I mean, that'd be huge flex dude. Dude let's all FaceTime your newborn dude, that'd be hilarious. That would be fun. Yeah, I mean I find myself looking at photos of him when I'm just like in a like red light. Train? On the train stop? On the train, on the train stop.
Starting point is 00:50:03 When I'm just driving with no hands. When I'm at like the train stop. On the train stop. When I'm just driving with no hands. When I'm at the train. No, I find myself in traffic just looking at photos and then I'm like, oh, what if I were to die looking at a photo of him? He'd be so bummed at me. Oh, that would suck.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Yeah, he'd be so bummed. Yeah, they just have to pry, they just cut your hand off at the wrist and give it to him and they're like, look at what he was looking at. Yeah. I actually developed an app where if you're driving and looking at porn or something,
Starting point is 00:50:27 if you're in an accident, the gyroscope knows and it instantly flips to a picture of your child. No! No! No! Dude, that's brilliant. That's a brilliant app, dude. So when you're getting pulled from the wreckage,
Starting point is 00:50:40 they're like, how'd he crash? Was he looking at some tinnies? That's brilliant. Yes, points! No, no it wasn't, his child. His youngest child. from the wreckage they're like how'd he crash was he looking at some titties that's brilliant no it wasn't his child his youngest child dude because isn't there a thing where like your your your apple your apple watch or like your your phone will like notify police or something if it feels like you oh yeah getting in an accident yes so then it will notify your phone to switch the it can work that's what i said no but it could really be a real thing.
Starting point is 00:51:06 It could really work. Yeah, I know. Well, how much porn are you watching while driving? Tons. Yeah. All right. Okay. Every red light. I'm trying to get that checks out.
Starting point is 00:51:16 I gotta go run them on their errands. Every red light. That's why dads always want to go take a drive. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it. What do we need? Dads are always like, I'm going to go take a drive. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it. What do we need? Dads are always like, I'm gonna go take a drive. Yeah, you know what? No, I can't eat a salad without croutons. Fuck that. Yeah, I'll be at the store. I guess though, like, even if you're in
Starting point is 00:51:34 like an Instagram discoveries, just wormhole of like, bikinis. Breastfeeding. Yeah, you're like, Yeah, you're like, oh well, I've got... Oh God! Look at that kid. Look at these kids are beautiful. Oh my God. At least he died looking at what he loved. By the way, you're dying and you're listening to them talk about it like... Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Yeah, man. Just get him some... And maybe next week we can name that app. Oh, I can't wait. Any take backs, any apologies in the Epic Slams? I stand by everything we said today. I thought it was a real fun episode. I had a great time, caught up with my boys.
Starting point is 00:52:13 I do want to give a little shout out to the podcasts. I guess you could say we beat. OK, all of them. That would be Smart List. That would be Smart List produced by my friend Bennett Barwico. Sorry, pal. Yep, we beat them.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Yes, points! Who else did we beat? I forget. I honestly... Nicole Byer we beat. Nicole Byer, we beat her. Sure. She's funny.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Not the funniest. Not funniest, yeah. According to I Heart. No, that's not even us. Who else? And also, I'd like to thank all the podcasts that we beat that like weren't even Nominated like oh, yeah, so many so many dude so many two bears one cave bird. Yeah Sorry, not even nominated. Yeah a little embarrassing for you
Starting point is 00:52:56 Oh, and maybe because it's not an I heart podcast, but so doesn't matter no right now There's a bunch of podcasts that weren't I hard podcasts Yeah, that's what I guess they're not gonna have a little best comedy trophy on the fireplace. It's probably much larger than mine Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Well, you're not gonna hold the hardware like we will in four to six weeks when they finally send it to us I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait four to six weeks. It's gonna be a while. We'll see. You had to go to the event to get one. So yeah, so they're only sending two. I mean I have a poster of our movie. It's still on the floor. So these things, they come and I don't have to do with them. They stack up. Well, I guess this was another episode. Well, I want to give a very special shout out to Atlantic City. We can't wait to see ya baby
Starting point is 00:53:50 Glass of Tito's there this glass of Tito's is for you and feel free to Come hot wet and ready to the show. Oh shit. Oh shit. I like that Take backs Take backs that was another episode Oh shit. Oh shit. I like that. Come hot, wet and ready. Last chance for take backs. Last chance for take backs. No take backs. That was another episode of This Is In Forte. Play us out with music. Play us out. We're the champions. Play us out. Play us out. Play us out. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Keep on fighting to the end. That's a misnomer. We will not keep fighting till the end. Keep fighting till the end. Hey guys, Hidge News. This is important is back on the road on Friday, April 19th. That's right. 420 Eve. My fellow stoners. I don't smoke.
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