This Is Important - Ep 194: Hot Guys Reading Aloud
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about
what's the most important bottom line critical thing
happening on this planet
Today on this is important. I would love to marry either of you and this guy comes in and he's dressed like a fucking
Bozo the clown dude. He just is wearing like leather trash bag pants
If they appreciate you they'll give you another piggy
Buckle up.
Poop dollar!
Poop dollar!
Oh, Blakey, is that T. Kelsey right there?
That's T. Kelz. Travis Kelz.
I mean, when you hang around with the best podcasts, you know.
Trickle down. The best podcasts and the funniest podcasts.
Yeah, they won best They won best podcast.
We won funniest.
We hate to bring it up.
They should also come on our podcast.
It's weird that they haven't reached out.
It's honestly weird.
Yeah.
I'm going to come.
They should come on our podcast.
That would go viral.
Yeah.
That's the what?
The second or the third and fourth guests.
The first were my dad and my child who just read
Yeah, like do this with your hands. Damn it Adam pulled it away
That's cool. We're kind of doing a little this feels right. You know, you're doing it with the opposite hand. Am I no
No, no, no, he was right. Am I opposite? It's left hand to your head. Oh, I was right hand to the head
Mine's my right. It's cool. It's like the Professor Xavier pose. I like why are we flipped?
How is this something that's real? Yeah. How is it flipped?
I think Zoom flips you.
You can go into your options and you can flip your screen.
So some one of us is flipped. I dervish. I think it's you.
I think it's you. No, I think you're flipped.
No, because look at the right because you can read the writing.
The writings on the wall, pal. Whoa.
I think Adam slipped. No, Adam. I think you're the flipped one
Fuck it no cuz my my dimple is on my left side and this left hand well
This is my left hand. This is my right hand
Is it am I flipped Wow little flip? How do I flip back dude? Is that your rap name?
How do I flip back, dude? Is that your rap name now?
We're back!
I also have been accused of
the funniest
podcast in the world
Already got me in
starting off hot hot hot hot
So I am
one month into
having a child
Fatherhood
One month Over it? Are you over it?
Yeah, you're done so far. I'm not I'm not over it yet. I'm not over it yet. Okay, cool. It's still enjoying it
Yeah, I do. I really enjoy it dude. It's nice. What's nice about it is like I'm I'm like an away dad a working dad
So I'm leaving I'm leaving the house Is that a genre I can pull and use?
There's stay at home dads and then there's stay away dads.
Yeah, stay away dads.
Right now I'm a stay away dad.
Because I'm having meetings and stuff up in LA,
so I have to drive up there, I have doctor's appointments,
that kind of thing.
So for the past four or five days,
I've gone up to LA to do shit.
That's cool.
You just have to say, sweetheart,
I have another doctor's appointment
I gotta go right I know and dude and I'm and I'm like for my back is all fucked up and my hips and everything
You know, you know all my ailments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we've heard about so I added another specialist
What another one and Chloe's like very cool another one
So another appointment right because I'm doing all this stuff, but it's not because I
Dislike hanging with the child. I do really love love him. I love him
Seems like you're overcompensating. Who are you convincing? Yeah, it seems like you're convincing yourself. I do no no no no it's nice to
I will say it's nice to be away for a minute
And then come back and realize you just have this like dope little baby to hang out with.
It's really fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
Oh man, I love this for you, Adam.
Yeah.
It's really great.
Yeah, isn't it fun?
I mean, you know, Blake, you got a two-year-old at home.
It's not like that far off, you know?
Yeah.
It's kind of fun.
I also have a two-year-old.
Two years, just give it two years.
We have kids that are, I believe,
only 10 days apart or something like that.
Oh my gosh.
Something like that.
They're gonna have, are they gonna have like
birthdays together, like throw big ragers,
a double b day?
Well it was news to me, I think we're doing Easter
egg hunt at my house.
Oh!
Oh my God, dad life.
Christianity.
And I guess, and Adam, you guys are invited
if you wanna come up, I was gonna call you
and say when can we get down there
and meet little Bo off the Richter scale?
Yeah, that would be really sick.
Yeah, no, I for sure should come up.
I'm excited to do exactly that.
I was thinking today about his first birthday
and how send little flyers out, like Bo's rager,
his first rager.
And then we all just get blackout drunk
with our children.
Yeah, dude.
That's what the first birthday is about.
That's where he is for the parents.
The first birthday of the first kid is huge.
We had like 75 people.
We had Aerosmith play.
It was fucking crazy.
You're amazing.
I do feel first birthday, you got to do like fireworks. Yeah, crazy. You're amazing
I do feel first birthday. You got to do like fireworks I go on the first yeah, cuz that that birthday you know what who is for where's the baby? It's for mom
Yeah, it's for mom throw a party in her honor. Yeah, it's for the community is you know takes a village?
Yeah, you know so it's it's for us. I'll bring a buzz ball biggie to the park.
Don't you worry about it.
Oh, you're going to treat me to a biggie?
Yeah, I got a biggie with your name on it.
Oh my God.
I do love the idea of you showing up with a buzz ball and then like, Adam's like, here,
let's switch.
You take the baby.
I'll just go put the buzz ball in the fridge.
And then like 45 minutes later, he's holding the buzz ball, kind of shaking it.
He's like, wait, why is he shaking it?
Patting it on on his butt.
Baby's in the fridge. Yeah, just not looking.
Baby's been in the fridge.
Baby's in the fridge.
Whoop whoop.
Whoopsie. Yeah, that's a sitcom.
That's a workaholics episode.
No, that's that's a sitcom.
I'll tell you that much.
Hell, you get down with it.
And what's that? What's that baby getting into?
Probably my Zoa energy.
Uh huh.
It comes out just fucking stoke.
It's ready to party.
Yeah. Do you mix a little Zoan with the milk?
Get that baby going.
Well, I I sneak Zoa into Chloe's drinks.
So it's coming through the breast milk.
Right. Good. That's dope. And Blake, just so we, before we go through down the line,
what are you sneaking into your wife's drinks?
Yeah. What are you sneaking into, to women's drinks, Blake?
Just pre-workout. Oh, okay. Good. That's crazy.
I'm sneaking in post-workout. Yeah. A lot of whey protein. Yeah.
Hey bro.
This is some really whey-y milk, man.
Whey-o.
Whey-o.
Yeah.
Whey-o.
So yeah.
But it's better to do it when they are breastfeeding,
so kudos to you, Adam.
Yeah.
Your boobs are huge.
Well done.
Yeah, I wanted to go through the whole process,
because he could only, the big rule, you know,
because I had pickles out, and I was like, maybe we feed him a pickle and Chloe's like, you can't
feed him a pickle. Right. I'm like, no pickle. Yeah, you can.
You can like just like let them stick their tongue out and like drag the pickle across so they're like, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Like a lemon. It's so fun.
I don't think you could do that with a true newborn.
I think you have to wait until I mean, I don't know
Two months three months six months. Hey Blake when it out into such a pussy
Prank your baby, dude, you didn't do anything for April fools
Come on. Yeah, baby. Do you do baby pranks? It's hey, I'm Adam Devine and this is Baby Pranks.
As a new father, Adam, have you thought,
not that you should have or would have,
I just remember one of the funniest things
I'd ever seen was in Jackass, probably the TV show,
where they put like a fake baby on the roof of a car.
Oh shit, yeah.
Like in like a little carrier and then they got in the car
and drove away and everyone around would be like
And it was out of control because you saw like true hysteria. Oh, yeah true panic
Yeah, I became a dad and I was like this isn't funny at all. Yeah
I thought you're gonna say I gotta try it. Oh, man. It's a it's a good one
Yeah, cuz you see like true people's most purists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's fucked. Yeah, cause you see like true- People's most purists. Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fucked.
You're like, your baby is on the roof of your car.
Dude, it is next level.
And it's just sliding around like a cup of coffee.
Have you ever, I've drove all the way,
you know where I live.
Sure.
All the way off the little peninsula.
Go ahead, we're gonna scroll his address
around the, across the bottom.
Yeah, everybody at home knows where he lived. Yeah. All the way up
to the top of the hill. And you know where I live. That's a long drive. That's a few
miles. Sure. And it's but it's a straight shot. There's no turns. The cup of coffee
state. It just stayed right there. And it was when I was at a stoplight way up the hill
on that incline. Yeah. And this is a good time to say we're brought to you by Yeti Tumblr.
Send us all your shit. Thank you.
Goodbye. I should have said it was my Zoa energy blew it.
Well, of course. And you got to keep that in a Yeti Tumblr.
It's the Yeti Tumblr, the thing that everybody was like flipping out on.
No, these are Stanley cups.
What the fuck is this? What happened?
I know we're like 2000 late to this issue, but what the fuck was that about?
Instagram the algorithm it worked. Yeah, the algorithm worked perfectly
I mean, I like read a little something about it and
Their sales went up like a thousand hundred percent. Yes. It was something my fucking crazy
Let's go. It was this new CEO and he came in and his big idea was making a giant tumbler.
That was it. Just one big ass one.
And for whatever reason, it took hold at every mom.
It's like Beanie Baby style.
Yeah. Yeah. What the moms have like shelves on shelves on shelves,
like teenage girls are like scrapping at school cause they don't have the like best one.
Gotta collect them all.
Dude.
And like a lot of families have like in disarray
because they can't afford, now they can't afford diapers
cause moms have too many Stanleys.
Dude.
Just a wall of Stanleys and they're running out of gas
on the way to school.
My Stanley!
It's really sad, it's really sad the addiction. Yeah. That being said, brought to you by Stanley Tumb school. My Stanley. It's really sad. It's really sad, the addiction.
Yeah.
That being said, brought to you by Stanley Tumbler Stanley cups.
It is wild.
It's crazy.
It just shows you how like malleable we are.
Yeah.
But all it did was like keep beverages like hot or cold.
Right. It's just a fucking cup. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. Like what?
I mean, what do you think? What else is there to do?
I'm like, what? What was so special about this thing? I just don't know.
It's like Levi's jeans. They're just for your legs, right? Yeah.
There's lots of styles. Well, I guess the Stanley Cup is like one style,
right? It's got a little handle on it. It's just a brand. It's brand equity.
It's a brand.
Is it like indestructible?
What? Why am I buying this thing?
Why are you yelling at us?
Because I'm fucking pissed now. Wow.
Wow. I honestly think that it's it's a fine cup.
It's less expensive than Yeti, which I think is probably
is it perfectly priced and, you know, it's a good product.
They're really made well. Pretty, I really want Yetis.
What's your deal with Yeti right now?
You really want to.
Yeah.
Yeti guy.
Yeah, I got a couple stuff.
I got some stuff.
Yeti is very expensive.
Some people are just not going to spend that kind of money on a fucking
Tumblr or whatever we're calling these things.
Sure.
Is that true?
Is it more expensive than Stanley?
Stanleys are a little cheaper.
And you know that for a fact?
I think so, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I thought Stanley was more expensive, but.
How expensive is a fucking Yeti cup?
What the hell?
My cup game.
They're priced just right for the quality of the product.
I don't use cups.
Blake, do you not ever put anything into a.
Blake has stacks of red cups cups I drink from my hands
Pour it in my hand for a dime. Well, I know you just used
Plastic right glass. No, you're straight plastics and plastics. Yes. I one use plastic. He's one you she's throwing them out
Every time have to have a straw have to have two straws, actually. Couple of two or three straws.
Yeah.
Double lid.
Can our producers do a price comp on, on Stanley and Yeti?
Hey, well let's do, do you guys want to play the prices right or something?
And you like guess the over under?
Hey Blake, I would love to.
Yeah.
I think Stanley cups are $7 cheaper than Yeti.
$7? That's huge. Yeti is $65. Go ahead. seven dollars cheaper than yeti. Seven dollars?
That's huge.
Yeti is sixty five dollars.
Yeti sixty four ounce.
And that's a big sixty five dollars.
Dude, come on.
That's a big bitch.
And that's sixty five.
Stanley's sixty four ounce is sixty.
But that being said, give me a little love.
I said seven dollars and there are five.
Last time I checked, five Christ, a little love. I said seven dollars and you said and there five last time I checked.
Five is pretty close to seven.
But also, hey, dude, if you're spending all right, I'm mad if I'm yeti.
If you're spending now, I'm pissed now.
If you're spending sixty five dollars or if you're spending
sixty dollars for Stanley, just five more bucks.
If you're spending sixty already, five more bucks. If you're spending sixty, if you're spending twenty and five more bucks if you're spending 60 already. Five more bucks if you're spending 60.
If you're spending 20 and five more bucks,
that's a whole thing.
But what Stanley did, Yeti was kind of like a dad
to quality products and like moms
who want to have like the nicest shit.
Stanley was like.
I take my Yeti to the construction site.
Well, Stanley was for construction,
it's been around forever I guess, but they started marking it to the kids and then the kids were like, I take my Yeti to the construction site. Well, Stanley was for construction. It's been around forever, I guess.
But they started marking it to the kids.
And then the kids were like, I gotta have it.
And then the moms were like, this is the cool hot shit?
I want that too.
And then there's some dad who's probably had it
for 50 years who's like, y'all ain't got this,
this retro right here.
Throwback.
Oh yes.
It's sort of like when my dad was just like covered in Carhartt
his entire life.
Yeah.
And now just, you know,
working for the railroad his whole life.
That shit's important.
He was in a way to.
And now he if he wore his like work outfit,
he'd be considered like mad fashionable.
Oh, yeah.
He could just go through like Soho
in full work gear and someone be like,
I take your pictures for my blog.
I would love that. Overalls and a handkerchief around his neck?
Come on, man.
That guy's looking cool.
They're like, do you play for Mumford and Sons?
What's going on?
Oh my God, he's the lead singer of Mumford and Sons.
Oh my God.
That's Mumford.
This is Mumford himself.
Are you the dad or one of the sons?
Are you Andy Mumford?
I don't know if that's-
Yeah, it could be.
It could be.
Dang, these Stanley Quenters.
Maybe I should buy one.
No, no, they'll send you one.
Oh, I had a big celeb sighting, dude.
Okay, Dennis Rodman, what are we talking about?
You see us all the time, Adam, it's no big deal.
Seriously.
Gotcha, bitch!
Well, I mean, I'm having some big ones.
I ran into Mark Wahlberg a few weeks back and now I'm running into motherfucking Kanye West
Oh
What is this the same person as yay the multi-hyphenate the multi-hyphenate is this yay?
Yay, you know what the crazy part is is I saw a guy come in and he was dressed like a fucking
buffoon. Come in?
Wait, come in to where?
Your home?
Wait, where was it?
No, no, no.
I was at the Chateau Marmont every day.
Oh.
Hollywood big time.
Hey, hello.
Dude, I love going there.
I know it's like kind of bougie.
Yeah.
That's where you're meeting your specialist?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
That's where I go to get my body work done.
Yeah.
Oh, I bet you do.
I bet you do.
I, uh. No, because it's so, it's so Hollywood.
It's so cool and like classic.
It really is.
But so I'm there having this meeting and this guy comes in
and he's dressed like a fucking bozo the clown, dude.
Yeah, okay.
He just is wearing like leather trash bag pants.
Oh, sir.
And they're very, very blousy.
And then a tank top, black tank top with a puffy vest
But his like bellies kind of showing
So far I'm liking the fit I'm entering this into my AI engine and a diamond crucifix
Okay, his braids were in the back were parted like one and one
And then very thick black sunglasses. It's very dark in there. I know for a fact. You couldn't see shit
I'm not kidding you when I say I was like look at this guy
I said I'm like what he's dressed like such a fucking idiot
I looks like he was dressed by Kanye West and then me and the guy I was having the meeting with kind of chuckled
Not a great joke, but I was being like he honestly did right and then he proceeded to sit down in no less than four chairs
You tested different chairs
I thought he laid across for
That's a boss move. That's what I was thinking like cheerleader style
Yeah
No
He he like went to one table sat for like a minute got up went to another table was like shaking his head
No, like looking at the table and stuff went to another table and then finally found the table
Which obviously was the table the back corner if you're scouting tables for Kanye West
Yeah, you're going in the back you go to the back corner. Right. I don't know why he tried the front chair.
I'm like, that's a bad chair.
You don't want that.
They're just like us.
But I had no idea what he was doing.
I thought he was a lunatic.
And then a few minutes later, Kanye West comes in
and they walk right back to that back chair
because he scouted the table.
Oh, this was his scout.
You're fucking disaster, my guy.
I thought the guy you were describing was Kanye West.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is just a man.
Oh, what the hell?
Dude, yes.
This is not Kanye.
This is not Kanye.
So you're telling me when me and Blake saw Prince,
it was just a dude trying out a chair for him?
Yeah, see?
I told you, man.
They send in imposters.
Yeah, same.
No, no, so this guy,
he didn't look anything like Kanye.
I said he dressed like Kanye. Okay. I'm sorry, yes look anything like Kanye. I said you dress like Kanye. Oh, okay
I'm sorry. Yeah, I know, but I thought you were like doing the whole this guy looks like him
They takes out the sunglasses, and it's a dun-dun-dun no no no I understand that that was confusing now
My beam it was my beam no, okay?
Okay, so so Kanye has a a chair scout that he sends before and he has this
Does he sit in every chair to see if they're like rigged to fall sort of like a pure luck scenario?
That's pretty good. April Fool's.
Yeah, dude, I don't know what I mean.
Yeah, he's like, if there's like a booby track there, he's going to get snagged.
Yeah, he's going to get snared in this booby trap first.
Kanye swore he will never get pranked again after one time he had a chair pulled out from underneath him.
Right. I didn't know that, Blake.
He sat in all the chairs, then Kanye comes in, also dressed like a fucking moron.
Like dressed like a fucking idiot.
And then I was like so vindicated, I'm like Mike. He did dress Kanye did dress this man
That's all Kanye's bullshit that he's pushing now. Uh-huh hand me down
Yeah, just the though, you know dressing in trash bags that sucks
Yeah, he's like you're not leaving the house till you put these these glad bags on
He's like put them on and go test out the chairs right where this scented trash bag. What a gig though
It is. Yeah, what's that guy pulling down? Yeah.? Oh yeah, he's making money if he's got the big G.
It has to be six figures.
You're working for Kanye,
you're not making less than six figgies, right?
You have to be.
Yeah, come on, I hope.
Yeah, I hope.
Yeah, as far as the figgies go, it's gotta be six.
If we're talking figgies, it's gotta be six of them.
By the way, it'd be cool if it was seven for no reason.
Yeah, that'd be cool too.
And come on in here, I'd like to tell you that I'm giving you a raise.
I'm adding one more figgy to that paycheck.
Congratulations.
You're doing great.
I mean, dude, you're so stoked if you get a raise and it's a figgy.
Oh, yeah.
That's an incredible.
You just got yourself another figgy.
That's a bump.
That's a real bump.
That's a total bump.
Sweetheart, I think I got a raise. How much. I think I got a raise how much I don't know
I don't know you go back there and you ask him for another figgy right now
Do you think he's that seems like too many figgies?
You don't understand too many figs if they appreciate you they'll give you another figgy
They'll give you a piggy stop acting like a bitch and ask for your figgy. Well, I got fired
and ask for your figgy, well, I got fired. What up?
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You don't put those inside of you, do you?
I mean, you do?
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And so then Kanya comes rolling in.
He didn't fall out of the sky?
Wait, like a...
Cause guys like him just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know?
He has a full grill now.
It's really cool looking.
Like a mouth grill?
I thought maybe he was about to start cooking some asada, baby.
No, a mouth of just bedazzles.
It's really, it's fun looking.
I love that. He has a, he's got a full chrome grill now
Yeah, is that what it is? I think he had all of his teeth removed. Yeah, and it's just a chrome top and a chrome bottom
He was uh, he was like watching James Bond and he saw the character jaws and he's like I want his teeth
Well, dude, it's wild because he's his pants look like trash bags.
His face looks like foil.
He's always ready to do some work around the house.
This boy's ready.
As a bagel, he looks like a monster made from garbage.
Like if someone threw mutagen into a fucking trash
garbage truck. Yeah, that's what Kanye West crawls out.
He comes out and has to fight the turtles.
Yelling slurs.
This motherfucker is a walking tool shed.
Yeah.
The hell?
And dude, the people that he was with,
he rolled with a guy that was like a little older.
He seemed kinda, he was also wearing all black,
but he seemed a little normal.
You know, for a fact, he was was like I'm not putting on the trash bag
pants right yeah I will wear all black like like all of us and I was gonna
give you another piggy on the paycheck but yeah I'm not wearing all black right
and then two girls that looks like they just walked off the set of, uh, Idol. That HBO show. They were...
Oh, and what does that look like?
Loose butthole.
Oh, you didn't watch Idol? You didn't watch Idol, the weekend show?
No.
I mean, with that girl's, uh, legitimate vagina lips hanging out?
You gotta check it out. With Johnny Depp's daughter?
Can we break early? I'll go check it out.
Can we pause? Yeah, you have to check it out with Johnny Depp's daughter. Can we break early? I'll go check it out Can we have to check it out?
Dude the show was bad, but for whatever reason I can't watch
For whatever reason I kept watching I don't know it yeah, it was bad, but it had a hook
Oh, he was like, I don't know. I'm not really into this show. And I'm like, there's something to it, right?
Right.
Is there something to it?
Huh.
Pussy punani, Vagani.
So they're dressed in the, they're naked women, right?
They're naked women.
Sure.
Well, yeah, that's his, is it his girlfriend or his wife?
It wasn't.
It wasn't those that her girlfriend was.
That's her whole fashion cue.
So maybe they're also bar and outfits. I think they were. But they were, it wasn't those that hurt, but that's that's her whole fashion queue. So yes, they're also I think
But they were it was less than that. It was more there were more clothes than she I've seen her wear
Right, but I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. It was it was wild for like a
Wednesday
Meeting at the Chateau. This wasn't Wednesday clothes. You know what I mean?
Hit it blazer
I thought you were hitting it.
This dude over here licking his...
He was looking at the computer licking his chops.
I thought he had something up his sleeve.
That's...
That's arguably the greatest sighting you can have at this moment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the best.
I know.
I can't believe I'm kind of two for two
with cool sightings recently.
You don't normally catch those sightings, you know?
No.
I know, what the heck?
Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
You got to see Yeezy in the flesh.
I'm on a real run.
Yeah, who's next?
Remember when he was my neighbor?
That was crazy.
Yeah. That was wild.
That didn't last long.
That didn't end well.
Well, I guess it was his first Hollywood house.
Hell yeah.
And then he was in the process of moving out
when I was moving in.
There was only a maybe three month overlap or something.
Yeah, he's like, oh shit, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go, I gotta go.
And then it was a lot of me driving past
and paparazzi looking at me thinking I'm gonna be I'm driving right like slowly right past his house because there's
that curve right there.
Nothing makes you feel worse.
And then they put their cameras down.
Yeah.
Makes you feel worse.
Oh, it's just the, it's just the fucking workaholics.
Adam, he flips up his Dwayne Wang glasses.
Nope.
Nobody interested?
No?
Hello?
Okay.
I will say if I was gonna make a swing like fashion choice, it would be those Dwayne Wade glasses.
Oh yeah, the little sunglasses.
Where there are sunglasses and then you flip them up and they're just actual glasses.
Yeah.
It's a cool look.
Undeniable.
Undeniable cool look.
I'm not for the trash bag pants, but I am 100%
Those are deniable. Yeah, those are very deniable and recyclable as we've covered
Is that our thing?
you know how like when you get older like a lot of actors or comedians like they just kind of get a hold of a
Thing and they're like I'm the guy like howie Mandel's glasses game is super
Super strong. Yeah.
He's like maybe maybe that's my thing.
I have like sunglasses and then I do a flip ups.
Yeah. Flip up.
I like how you're like my thing is going to be the thing
that's already some other dude's thing that's named after the other guy.
Well, I don't think they're Dwayne weights because remember,
I used to have a pair of those Dwayne Wayne Dwayne's Dwayne Wayne? Dwayne Wade is a basketball player.
Oh, well that's who I thought you were talking about.
I thought he had a-
Dwayne Wayne is from a different world.
Wait, what glasses are you talking about?
I do not know-
It's a different world from where you come from.
What kind of sunglasses was Dwayne Wade wearing?
He probably had a pair.
Dude, I had assumed Dwayne Wade has cool glasses like that.
So he was saying Dwayne Wade and I'm like.
I'm sure his eyewear is good.
He's in Miami.
Yeah, I'm assuming he has cool eyewear.
I'm not trying to bring it back to Sinbad this week,
but it's a different world.
It's where like Lisa Bonet went away to college
from the Cosby show.
Okay, that was after the Cosby show, right?
It was during, but yeah, it was a spinoff.
Okay, no, I mean, literally the Cosby show was on
and then a different world came right on afterwards. Yes. Oh, that's a spinoff. OK, no, I mean, literally, the costume show was on, and then A Different World came right on afterwards.
Yes.
Oh, that's a one-two punch.
I think for the most part, that was my bedtime.
Mama was tucking me to bed.
You were sleeping.
Yeah, I'm a little younger than you,
so I think I didn't have the time to watch that one.
It was about bath time.
She was like, away, Dad's not here.
I got to put you one. It was it was about that. She was like away. Dad's not here I gotta put you down. Yeah
Yeah, let's get you let's have you watch a Cosby show and have sweet dreams, right sweet
She's like Cosby's fine this other show. I don't know
I'm gonna put you something make some about Cosby makes me put you to bed. Yeah, you're getting very sleepy
That was an allegedly it was actual Put you to bed. Yeah. You're getting very sleepy. Allegedly. No, that wasn't allegedly.
It was actual.
Yes, he's in prison.
Yeah, so I couldn't watch though.
So his name was Dwayne Wayne?
Yeah.
Dwayne Wayne, yes.
Yeah.
Oh, see.
And you knew exactly who he was talking about
when he said Dwayne Wayne.
Yeah, it's iconic.
No, don't put words in Blake's nut mouth.
Did you know? No, of course I do put words in Blake's nip mouth. Did you know?
No, of course I do, yes.
That's the whole Kanye lyric,
when Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade.
When Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what was the lyric?
Cause the lyric is about Dwayne Wade.
It's about Dwayne Wayne.
No, it's a, so Dwayne Wayne was kind of like a dork.
He was kind of like a nerd pining after Lisa Bonet.
Okay.
And so Kanye was like, I was,
the lyric is when Dwayne Wayne became Dwayne Wade.
Dwayne Wade, obviously very famous,
popular basketball player,
married to Omaha's very own Gabrielle Union.
It's science.
So it's about his progression as a man.
See, I literally just thought of who was saying Dwayne Wade
twice.
I'd never heard Dwayne Wayne, not once.
I always, every time the thousand times
I've heard that song, I thought it was when Dwayne Wade became
Dwayne Wade. I thought he was like
No, I mean, but that's a much more clever lyric. I just literally never heard. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, and then I'm learning something. Yeah, I'm learning something. That's cool years later
Well, did he start those sunglasses? Those glasses? It was that literally was he the first one?
I mean he put him on the map, right? Yeah. Yeah. OK.
What were those like the Hitler mustache?
Like, yes, much like that mustache
was was fairly popular at the time.
Like people had that mustache.
So, you know, I don't know if they did.
People were rocking Charlie Chaplin was.
But did he but did he put it on for The Dictator,
the movie he made of making fun of him?
Oh, I don't know.
I think he was...
This is where we need Kyle's dumb ass.
I guess I'm just like, we know those two guys had it, but I don't...
And Michael Jordan.
So like kind of all sort of huge figures.
We have said Michael Jordan's the only person who could have undone the Hitler-ness of it.
I do think it was a mustache.
I do think it was a mustache I do think it was a mustache
I think people had it and during that cause you watch boardwalk empire and there's people with that stash. Oh really? Yeah
Damn, that's a bitch ass mustache. I'll be real with you. I've much preferred Durs's cookie duster
That's a nice mustache
mustache. No chill.
Whoa.
Relax.
Whoa dude.
Wow.
Hey, is there a negative points over there?
Kid button?
Can you hit that one?
Jesus.
I mean, yeah, I guess I wouldn't want that either.
But who the ones that are like just the low pencil, those are fucking fire, dude.
Oh, like what?
Who's the who's the director guy?
Uh, Jonathan, John Waters.
Yeah, his mustache is sinister.
Oh yeah, the pencil thin.
The really pencil thin.
That's a skeezy stache though.
Remember when I had that blonde mustache,
but it kind of was darker right here in Kyle and Ders?
Yeah, under the lights,
it looked like a Hitler mustache.
The light was hitting me just right.
On tour photos, it looks like you rocked a Hitler mustache on our TII tour.
Yeah. So that is kind of cool.
And I wondered like why so many guys with like shaved heads were coming up to me and saying,
I really love your mustache from like, that happened a lot.
That happened a lot on tour.
They kept saying, hey man, your facial hair is in the zone.
The zone of interest. Yeah, I really get it, your facial hair is in the zone. Yeah. Zone of interest.
Yeah, I really get it. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. And they're fucking winking. Yeah,
they do a little wink. And they're like, that's a movie that just came out. I didn't see it.
I know it won an Academy Award. I just watched it. It was fine. It's pretty disturbing. Oh,
yeah? Oh, okay. I truly had no idea what you're saying there, Dyrs. Zone of interest. Hold up.
He thought you said Dwayne Wade.
What is that?
It won an Oscar.
Oh dude, I don't watch that shit.
I know I was with you.
It did, for best screenplay, I don't know.
It was, it's the movie about like just like,
this family and like the dad is in a way dad and he's got a big job.
Oh boy. His job though is running concentration camps and finding ways to like get rid of more
Jewish people. So like this this team comes in with like new plans. That's a weird sitcom. Kind
of a kind of a black comedy. Yeah it's's a little. It's not, it's not.
Okay, I'm sure, I'm assuming.
I mean, but hey, there's a, what is it, Rogan's Heroes?
That was at a POW camp and that was a comedy
during World War II.
Was that Hogan's, Hogan's Hero?
Yeah, what did I say?
Rogan's.
You said Rogan, which would be cool,
like a Joe Rogan spin-off.
It was Hogan's.
Wait, but there was-
It was about Hulk Hogan and, sorry.
You are right, it is Hogan's, but I wanna say there was also a Rogan spin-off. It was Hogan. So wait, but it was about Hulk Hogan. Sorry. You are right. It is Hogan's,
but I want to say there was also a Rogan's Heroes that was something else.
And people listening at home, you can slide in Blake's DMs.
Rogan's is a show about sports, Isaac said, and also a popular podcast.
And maybe because you, I know you listen to all of them. So yeah,
you're probably thinking of Rogan.
Yeah, you're you're a Rogan head.
Yeah, that's where I get my horse trank. Yeah.
Ivermectin. What a hard time he got for that.
Brought to you by Ivermectin.
Everyone's like, people use this.
I don't know why we're calling it a horse tranquilizer.
People use this every day. It's science.
Dude, COVID was a weird time.
Is it is it not a horse tranquilizer? Yeah.
I mean, yeah, but sure.
But it has other properties that apply for other stuff and see, yeah, you got crucified.
But guess what?
Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, they're back on Spotify this week, boys.
Are they?
They're back?
Nucky grandma!
They're back!
Were they not for a while?
Yeah, they left because...
Yeah, they pulled it.
Dude, this is the podcast where I just truly don't know anything.
I don't know anything. Nucky grandma! They're back! Were they not for a while? Yeah, they left because...
Dude, this is the podcast where I just truly don't know anything.
We're kind of covering a lot of old stuff.
But when you're funny like we are, well, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah, when you're the funniest podcast in history.
We're gonna go viral with this one. For the year, for the year. During COVID, essentially, Neil Young was like,
Joe Rogan's spreading misinformation.
If he's on Spotify, I'm not.
And then a few other people were, including Joni Mitchell.
But now, I guess Joe Rogan made a deal
where he can be on anything now.
Oh, fuck it.
And so Neil Young's like, okay, well, fuck it.
I guess I'll put my shit back.
Well, I guess I'm off everything.
He was like, I can't do that.
Take a stand. Have a backbone.
Hey, by the way, Joni Mitchell at the Grammys, that shit was off the hot.
Girl, she still got it in that chair.
I was like, dude, in that chair, you guys watch the Grammys.
You guys are so we watch award so. We watch award shows.
We're award winners.
You, yes.
The only award show that I livestream is the.
Nickelodeon?
The I Heart Radio podcast awards.
That's the only one.
We should have watched the weekend show.
What's it called?
Idol.
I think it's just called Idol, dude.
And it's not good. I'm not going to sit up here and say it's a good show, but for whatever reason
Can't put my finger
That's all I'm saying. You know what, Chloe, I think I'm gonna go watch
the second episode in our room.
You kinda wanna keep watching.
Can I just say, I think we just did like a full on
like 80D seven tangent circle.
Cause we were talking about something and then I was like,
but the thing in the book and then,
and now I'm like, what were we even talking about? He's in a good one.
We were talking about award shows,
number four cups.
It was like, oh, Dwayne Wade.
Dwayne Wade.
Dwayne Wade.
That got very confusing, because I
know a lot of people are like me that they can't hear.
I know a lot of people are going to listen to you
and hear Dwayne Wade.
I guarantee there are some people that also never put that together some big fucking bozos
For sure and I'm excited that we learned something together. Yeah, we learned today. That's cool. That's really cool
You know, that's the truth. Yeah
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If you were Kanye's level, would you have a chair guy would I have a chair guy?
Yeah, would you have a chair guy? You know have a chair guy? Yeah, would you have a chair guy?
You know what, I don't know.
Maybe I would.
I know I'm only like three tables away from him,
but we're not in the same world.
Right.
We're not even in the same, we don't live the same life,
even a little bit.
Well, we kind of talked about, when
you get to a certain level of wealth, you start to have guys.
You guys talked about how, like, De Niro had a cheese guy.
Kanye has like a chair guy.
Yeah, sure. What kind of guy would you want?
Yeah, you want to know what's your first?
What would be the first guy you hire?
Hot guy. Well, OK, Blake, what?
Everybody knows.
Would it be Adam?
No, I would have a And I'm about to go there
Cause if I start my production
And I'm not feeling that well
I might pull the trigger on this
I want a physical therapist
In the trailer
So that's a hot guy? I think that's the same
Hey it could be
A strong woman
It could just be a strong woman with some strong hands
Very different You think there's a woman strong enough to fucking squeeze your shit, bro?
Come on. Yeah, I think I think so.
I have a I have a physical therapist right now. Sam.
She's a woman and she's absolutely fantastic.
OK, strong hands.
Yeah, you got to have strong hands.
Are you positive it's a woman?
Yeah. Yeah. I guess children. Yeah.
Yeah. Can't ask. You do not ask.
I didn't ask. I didn't ask. But there's those tells there are Yeah. Yeah. I just children. Yeah. Yeah. You can't ask. You do not ask. I didn't ask. I
didn't ask. But there's tells. There are tells. Yeah. What are you seeing? I her family, her husband,
her kids, just, you know, there's some tells. Good luck with that. Good luck with those being
identifiers. But I, but I do want, I think that would be my. Guess what?
A lot of people can have a husband these days, Adam.
Anyone can have kids, Adam.
Right.
You want a husband?
I'll get you a husband.
Tomorrow.
Blake will get you a husband tomorrow, dude.
I'd love to be your husband.
I know you would.
I know you would.
I would love to marry either of you.
I would have a physical therapist on hand,
or like a massage therapist or someone like that.
I think that would be a good guy to have.
Just ready for a rub down, ready to really get in there
and dig, I mean, it's insane.
Like my psoas, I guess it's all my psoas.
I guess I have a thickened psoas.
You got it.
Thickened?
Great ass.
Yeah, they're like, it's hyperfetri.
Psoas. Hyperpterfied. Yeah, they're like, it's hyperfitri. So ass.
Hyperpterfied?
Yeah, is that the right word?
Hypertrophy?
Great ass.
I've never heard that word before.
Sure, man.
It's basically when your muscles grow.
Sure.
And they're strong, and they're big.
Oh shit.
So your so ass is too strong?
Yes, essentially, and they think it's from the cycling,
and it's strong and really, really tight and it's just yanks everything out of place
It's tight and it yanks and what did you just did you just cycle for an hour a day and then never stretch?
I never stretch once I never stretched. I don't even really I didn't I'm now learning how to stretch
I didn't even know besides like touching my toes. I would touch my toes and pull my leg back
I would I would that's cool. You know how like Brett Favre would...
Those aren't even the muscle.
Well, yeah, I guess the pull your leg back one.
Yeah.
You know how Brett Favre would like pull his leg back twice
and then go play a football game?
That's who I thought I was.
And it turns out I'm not that guy, pal.
I'm not that guy.
Right. He would just grab some grass.
I'm not that guy.
So do you have the thing with the two little fins and you lay on that?
Oh yeah, I lay on that shit all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what's that thing?
How we call it? I think it's like so as release or something and it's just a piece of plastic and a u-shape
and then to like basically kind of like balls or ridges that you lay on and it pokes both sides of your hips and
It's supposed to release it doesn't do shit for me because I'm too tight, but now I'm uh
I'm going like four or five days a week
And they're just digging in there trying to release it before I leave for Charleston because I don't know what my physical
It doesn't do anything for you. No, even though you haven't worked out in months. No, dude
I haven't worked out in months and I haven't ridden a bike in a year and a half and I'm still so so tight
Huh? You need another four inches. You need another four inches and they also think the
Festiculations has something to do with it too. So I think yeah, that's what I was gonna Blake and I were talking about this
Offline I texted you like the yes for sure the festiculations bro, but like I didn't want to say it
I'm glad that's what I told you guys
That's what I mean when I tell you guys every little detail about my health
The fact that you don't remember every detail really upsets me because I've told you no I remember the
Vesticulation yeah, yeah, there's the spasms essentially and that's they think I have some kind of autoimmune thing
They can't figure it out, but It goes in tandem with it's keeping my so as tight which is that fucking everything up
So I need to pull that for the board keeping your so as tight
Yeah, I can only imagine this person you're hiring like just putting your legs behind your head telling it's all part of it
Yeah, tight one. Well, it is insane because they do have to dig in.
It's right at your crotch and their, their, their thumbs are just really digging,
get your idol really digging deep.
Do you get, do you get aroused at all or
no, no, it is the most painful thing that you could do.
You do feel a something, you know, unlike your balls, when it, when your balls go
up suddenly for some reason, Oh yeah. They kind when like your balls, when your balls go up suddenly for some reason?
Oh yeah, they kind of like scare.
You feel the pole kind of behind your pelvic bone? I feel that when I've had my psoas,
I guess you'd call it tingled.
Yeah, you get it tingled. Mine's a power wash. Mine's wild.
Okay.
I gotta try this. I'm like doing it right
now and it does it does feel interesting. Get closer. It shouldn't feel interesting.
It should feel like white hot pain. Right. Really? Yours is probably tight from
running. Yeah. Offline. Let's discuss it offline. Hey, so that's my guy. That's my
guy. Okay. I want a psoas releaser on call ready to release so as is and help help me help myself
Okay, okay. I like that. Who's your guy my guy? You know how like you see people playing like accordions
My guy is kind of like that, but he's holding a spindle of gyro meat
Okay, oh like and he can no matter how close or far I am from him, like within reason, he can just go with a knife
and the piece of gyro flies towards me
and I catch it in my mouth.
Whoa.
Wow.
I can't stop eating.
I will say the one bummer about that guy
is you always, you then would always,
always have to smell gyro meat.
Oh, well.
So I like, I do like.
You act like I haven't thought about this, Adam.
Yeah, yeah, I do like the smell,
but I feel like all the time,
that might not be a good vibe for you.
I think you would end up getting fired off of sets.
Really?
Yeah, I do.
Cause it smells like gyro?
Yeah, I think like a vegan or a,
a lot of these directors are vegan and vegetarian.
Like, you know, Kyle.
Let me tell you something.
When you have a guy who slices Giro meat with you, nobody's firing you.
Oh, you mean you're at that level that you can have that guy.
The Wotri guy.
Yeah, we're not talking about right now.
No. Well, that's also a good point.
But I just think like the intimidation factor of it's like,
do I really want to tell the the boss like to fire the boss
Of the guy who slices meat this well like because if I'm fired he's technically out of work, you know
Like that makes a lot of sense. He's gonna he's gonna hit a chop
I think I would probably just hire somebody to like read everything for me. That would be kind of the guy
I like yeah somebody who like would read everything aloud to me.
Well, Blake, that's just how much are you,
how much do you have to read now?
Yeah, I've made my life so that I don't have to read much.
So anytime I have to read, it's really.
Is reading that hard for you?
Reading is like a pretty simple.
All right.
What about like translating it into like emojis? Like Jordan Peele used to do like translating it into emojis?
Jordan Peele used to do movies in 140 emojis.
Remember that?
That would be kind of cool.
It was pretty great.
Yeah, that would be kind of cool.
He could just do that.
I'm into that.
You think Jordan might be available?
And then you would read that then?
You'd read the emojis?
Yeah, that could be kind of cool if they just translated it.
OK, well, I'm a little bummed.
I am a little bummed about mine, because mine
was like a very real one.
I thought we were trying to go real with the actual guy.
I'm being real.
I'm being very real.
What are you talking about?
I think we're being as real as it gets.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm being very real.
You guys were doing, you guys were doing chucks,
chucks and gigs.
No.
And ha-has.
And I was trying, I was finally trying to be real.
Hey, Adam, just because ours is funnier than yours
Like you know, it's not it's not a contest. I'm just saying I know it's not a contest
I wish I would have done something different and I'm and I'm sorry. Hey, we're not the fucking healthiest podcast
We're the funniest spot think of the way Blake. No the way Blake started it was he wants a hot
I'm going on me and he wants a hot guy and I go. Okay, that makes sense for Blake started it was he wants a hot guy. Don't go in on me. He wants a hot guy.
And I go, OK, that makes sense for Blake.
And he was not joking.
Yeah, we're going real.
I wasn't joking.
Yeah, we're going real.
So then I went real.
It did set a tone, Blake.
It did set a tone.
You went real right out the gate.
So then I had to go real.
So you had to match it?
Yeah.
You said you wanted a hot guy.
And then I just, I do want to stand by my, I still want to stand by mine as being kind to go real. So you had to match it? Yeah. You said you wanted a hot guy. And then I just, I do want to stand by my,
I still want to stand by mine as being kind of pretty real.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like you would have a different guy.
If we are being real.
Blake, for sure, what's a hot guy?
That makes a lot of sense for him.
There's no reason that each one of our guys
can't be super hot and do the things we said.
Well, that's, hey.
That goes without saying.
I mean, for sure.
That goes without saying. Yeah. That goes without saying. I mean, for sure.
That goes without saying.
Yeah.
That goes without saying.
Yeah, my guy who's reading aloud to me is fucking hot as fuck.
Who's he look like?
Who's he look like?
Um, he...
I was gonna say Brad Pitt.
Is Brad Pitt still hot?
He's your go-to.
Is he still hot?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, easy. Do you have eyeballs?
Easy. I thought you were going to say like Stone Cold Steve Austin?
No, no. Stone Cold's not hot. I don't want to crush on Stone Cold.
Oh, shit.
You know who I think is kind of hot?
What's going on?
Was that one guy's name like Dev Patel?
Oh, yeah.
I think he's kind of hot.
Not only is he hot, very tall. I think he might even be taller than me.
Oh my God. Tallest man alive.
And he's way younger than I thought he was.
Yeah, I think he's hot.
Did you ever see that one movie he's in?
It's called like the Green Knight or something?
That movie sucked though, right?
Dude, he gets J-O.
It was a tone poem.
I did not watch it, only because everyone that I knew
was like, you don't have to watch that one
Don't watch that one. No
It was cool. It was I watched it on it was as the kids say it was a vibe
It was and the vibe was he I hate vibes, dude. I'm I'm off vibes. I think you just like
Shows where shows where you can see pussy
Stories and I want stories and vaginal lips.
And that's about another episode.
Any take backs, brother?
You got any take backs?
No, I stand by everything.
Hey, do you guys think this is worth adding to our production?
I mean, it would give a little bit more work to our producers,
but they don't do a damn thing as it stands now.
No, they don't do nothing.
You lose!
Yeah.
Yeah, that being said, we did thank them when we won best podcast.
Yeah, that was weird for me.
Yeah.
Best comedy podcast.
Should we do a week after, like, corrections from previous?
Because I do feel like we probably say a lot of wrong stuff
and it would be kind of fun to tally the wrong stuff.
Oh yeah.
Maybe for, what if on the-
That is a good idea, yeah.
You know what, coming up we have the 200th episode.
Maybe we go through all of our errors
throughout the 200 episodes and we correct them.
Well that's a lot of work.
Oh buddy.
You're gonna make them relist in a 200 episodes?
I'm saying, Jesus Christ.
Wow.
That's true.
That's 200 hours of work buddy.
That's a lot.
That's a whole lot.
Todd.
I mean. Todd get on it.
Because you know there's 30 corrections an episode.
Per episode.
So that's a lot. So, that's a lot.
This one alone has a lot.
We fucking went at it.
No, I think we figured that we got to the bottom
of everything in this episode.
Yeah, that's true.
This one too.
If anyone knows how to get to the bottom, it's us.
Absolutely.
I don't have a take back, but I do have a freaking shout out.
I got a shout out to Atlantic City.
We're coming your way, baby
Atlantic City here we go
Dice hot and the slots loose
Lots delt dude. I do like that
Like calling slots loose like who is the first guy to say that? Like they're loose.
That's kind of a very sexual undertone.
Provocative, sure.
Yeah, loose.
Lose.
Lose slots, baby.
We like that.
Yeah.
Let's just pull slots all weekend.
Wait, we're only there a day, huh?
We're there like a day or two, yeah, a couple days.
I mean, I'll pull some slots with you.
I never pull slots, because I don't even know when I win.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
They're really gotten so hard. Yeah.
It seems like a total waste of time.
Maybe we find like a fun game, like a Wheel of Fortune type game.
You know how every once in a while, there's one of those and you're like,
hey, let's play this one.
Let's just like it's like it's the movie, but it's a fucking slot machine.
Yeah. Willy Wonka.
I remember I was pitching very hard,
and then of course Isaac didn't do shit about it.
I hate him, I hate that man.
I was like, we should have a slot machine,
or like a pinball machine or something.
I was like, the fact that we were a very culturally
significant show, we could have had a slot machine, and you know we were a very culturally significant show
mm-hmm we could have had a slot machine and you know what you do to the slot
machine. We met Larry King. Go ahead. When worse shows off the air you just peel the
sticker back and it's always sunny or whatever. Always sunny. Yeah.
You just peel the sticker back it's fine. Right. We did try to get a pinball
machine made because Comedy Central has a there's a South Park one, it's fine. Right, right. We did try to get a pinball machine made because Comedy Central has a, there's a South Park one,
but it's a pretty involved process.
How did South Park get a fucking pinball machine
and we didn't?
Yeah, what the fuck?
WTF.
Yeah, the fact that that show that's been on
for like 25 years got a, that's still currently on
and they've made like five movies.
The fact that they have a pinball machine,
that doesn't make any sense to me, dude.
Doesn't sound like a good move, Bally. Yeah, you could have had a workah a pinball machine. I don't that doesn't make any sense to me. Yeah, it doesn't sound like a good move
Bally yeah, you could have had a workaholics pinball machine
I blew it but she blew it you blew it or was it Isaac that blew it?
I can't tell I don't know. There's no way to tell put it on I think I mean
How do you compare him blowing it when it seems like everything's been?
And you know like what's a real disaster when across the board it kind of seems like a fail
Yeah, this is the way anyway that being said I love Isaac and he did show us
His tits on a couple occasions in Oakland and Omaha
So yeah, we've seen him naked and if you're lucky Atlantic City you might get my god there at Isaac's rack, baby
Oh, I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits and that that's a big maybe. I bet he's not gonna want to,
because now we're hyping it,
but I wanna see them peak, those pink nips once again.
We have big plans for Isaac.
Isaac's gonna kind of be the fourth member.
Basically, since I can't watch the show, The Idol,
all the time, I gotta see pink nips in other places,
you know, and that's Isaac.
So that's the guy you would have,
a pink nipple guy. I feel like I already have that guy though, that's Isaac. So that's the guy you would have, a pink nipple guy.
Yeah, and I feel like I already have that guy though,
it's Isaac.
It is, and we love him, bud.
And we love him.
Hey, I came back, I'd like to take back,
I shitted on Isaac earlier, I really do, I love that.
Like just now?
Yeah, just now.
You know, I was going a little hard in the paint,
and I do love this guy.
Yeah, but this is how you kind of,
sometimes you gotta motivate by just really putting him down
and making him feel horrible. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah shit them down and build them up
I mean, I guess yeah, that is true. And was that another episode of this is important this
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