This Is Important - Ep 196: Save Atlantic City
Episode Date: April 16, 2024Today, this is what's important: Physical therapy, owing money to a casino, Eminem, botox, piercings, Rainforest Cafe, New Orleans, Diddy, & more. Buy your tickets to the LIVE This Is Important ...in Atlantic City HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Today we talk about...
My nut sack is resting on his knuckles.
I'll feel okay about piercing Isaac's nipples unless Unless I look down, I see he's got a boner.
Let's just say you're gonna be having a lot of flooding
in the Southern region.
Here we go.
Start your engines.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.
Woo!
Whip, whip, whip, whip.
Blue and yellow, purple pills. Knock it, grandma! Who cares? I was just showing Ders, my little tackle box pill. I thought I showed you this. I thought
I showed this to you guys. Yeah, but your pill pack is extra extra packed. Yeah, dude.
That is crazy. It looks like the bathroom buddy from gremlin. It's my tackle box, baby
That's crazy
Damn man, damn son. That's a look at all the different colored pills, dude. They look delicious
Oh and oh my god, you should I will say the baclofen gets stuck in your throat sometimes and then you're every once in a while
You're like talk about it. What gets stuck in the back? You do what now the black guys what black luffin?
The back luffin, it's a muscle relaxer. You call the black elephant, huh? The black elephant gets stuck in the back
We just found out that
Who's we that we collective the three of us. The us, the three best friends. Maybe.
Just found out that I have been,
I somehow had like a filter on my Zoom.
Somehow.
Right.
Dude, I swear to God, I never did it.
Right.
Why would I do that?
Somehow.
Why would I do that?
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Yes.
Well, Adam has evidently been reading in comments
that people are saying,
it looks like you are wearing a full face of makeup.
Yeah.
Yeah, people are like, and then I took a meeting the other day like
with an important person and he was like so you stop the meeting and goes I'm so
sorry are you wearing a full face of makeup? Dude it's legit the exact scene
from Mrs. Doubtfire where he's like, are you wearing lipstick? And he says, are you wearing lipstick?
Yeah.
Hello.
Yeah, dude.
Why didn't we notice this?
Bully.
Yeah, I don't know.
You guys must just think I'm kind of a hot boy.
Yeah, kind of.
Admittedly.
And then we also found out that last episode,
you guys were like, you're flipped.
Your mirrors flipped.
That's not how your face is supposed to look.
Flipped it for real.
And so somehow it was mirrored
and it was flipped the opposite way.
And now I'm like, I feel.
Now you have no makeup filter and you're flipped so you're,
yeah, do you look.
This right here, this is all me, baby.
What are you doing with your mouth?
Jesus Christ, yeah, what the hell, ugh.
Whatever Adam, you know Adam's looking at himself
when he starts curling the sides of his mouth.
Wow.
That's perfect.
What is that?
Oh baby.
I don't know what that is.
Brandy.
Yeah, he starts just chewing an invisible piece of gum
or a hard piece of beef jerky.
He just, his face goes,
I'm slurping, I'm slurping on something.
Hello.
Ew.
Full Dr. Seuss. I like that.
Okay, black elephant.
Dude, I have a little story.
You know all my ailments,
so I got a new physical therapist,
like a massage guy, and he does body work.
Yeah.
He got you.
He came very highly recommended from my acupuncturist,
and she's like,
yeah, it's a weird situation,
but he's really really
good at what he does but it can get strange and I go in there and it's like
a tiny little office and there's a huge crucifix on the wall and he's playing
oh god is it upright or upside down it's upright okay and he's playing. Oh God. Is it upright or upside down? It's upright. Okay. And he's playing Christian hymns. Got me upright. And he's like any music you
want but at the time I didn't know that it was it just was like some acoustic.
I'm like I just walked in so I'm like yeah whatever you want whatever you want.
Right. And then it's a two hour long session. This guy's digging in and it's
just Christian music blasting and then he goes okay, get on the poma horse. I signed a lot of paperwork, like a lot
of. Okay. Yeah, that you have to. You have to. Yeah, because they can, they can
paralyze you, right? Yeah, probably. Yeah. And you're not allowed to blame them.
Yeah. It ain't my fault. Best case scenario is legs start shaking. He's a big
guy, right? So if he wanted to, he could hold me down and I couldn't I would never get up right so yeah hey that's
the idea yeah sure and this is the back office there's no one else in the office
have you ever squirt before and so he tells me to take off all of my clothes
usually people are like just the underwear on it's fine he's like take
off all of your clothes it's science I. I'm like, okay, and then he Man, it's in there dude. No, he goes. I'm gonna have to go under the hood. He slides his hand up
Under my nut sack. So now his goodbye knuckles my nuts like is resting on his knuckles is a bagel
Oh, hang on. Can I just pause? Can I pause this real quick? You may
He says no, it's going way faster.
Like the story was kind of getting drawn out
and then it just hit the fucking gas
and we went zero to 100.
Oh, sorry.
I don't want to come yet.
Yeah, fair.
Jesus.
He says, I gotta go under the hood
or does he like go, so what I'm trying to do here is this
and I need to get to this spot.
Right.
He was and he said a lot of technical jargon.
And did you say go with God?
Oh, mumbo jumbo?
He said a lot of technical jargon that I don't really
know.
What the tech?
How would he be?
But it's something about the iliosoas muscle,
and it's way down there.
Way down there.
Way down deep.
And so basically, he like to draw the story out more Blake
He jiggles he just it just took a big jump we went from what music you were listening to
He's under your nutsack dude. I'm just like one to skip a few
So to start to start for the first ten minutes of this he just jiggles your body
He just just jiggle and and you're like, so you're wiggled.
Yeah, you're shaking.
But then I would say maybe five or 10 minutes after that
before he does a few other little things,
he goes under the hood.
There's a splash.
Under the hood.
What are the little things though?
What are the little things though?
Don't just say little things, what are the little things?
He sucks my cock.
So, goodbye. goodbye so is he
like on your grundle yeah what what section are we yes so he's on my taint
and it's he's at the back of the bit yes he's underneath my and by the way do
nice how much it was weird it was weird because what he's jiggling I'm butt
naked and only a sheet yeah and it was kind of like a rough a rougher so I'm butt naked and only a sheet. Yeah, and it was kind of like a rough a rougher
I'm gonna come so I'm getting a lot of friction on my dick
Oh the thread count thread count was like one on you know some basic target
But that's fine, but that being said I was off brand toilet paper
I was getting a lot of friction there sure so my dick was it was waking up
And it wasn't it shouldn't have been waking up, but it was waking up from no
Jiggles did you try to counter with like any sort of thoughts you know were you like raw chicken unless that does it for you and that might get me hard dude
okay rotisserie strings so this dude is grabbing you you're under some fucking
tissue paper first he's just grinding his dick into the table.
He's got you by the shoulder.
Yeah.
And he's shaking you.
He's shaking you and your dick's starting to get hard.
I'm face up and he's just shaking my leg.
And he's never looking down.
It never got unprofessional.
But he's not looking you in the eyes.
He's not looking down, like, sneaking a peek.
But he's my first time meeting the guy.
I just met him and 15 minutes later, here we are.
Sure.
And it sounds very professional.
Yeah.
Gotcha bitch.
I'm sorry.
I'm concentrated on the Christian music.
And I think that's why he plays it.
He's like, everybody kind of gets a little chub
from the jiggles.
Yeah.
Cause Satan has entered the chat.
I kept having to move my,
my dick to the other side cause it keeps flopping over to like
where he jiggles it back to and it like keeps like whapping him.
Right.
And you say you had to do that.
I had to.
And then dude, it keeps like whacking him in the wrist.
It keeps like hitting him.
Your dick?
My dick.
Because he's like shaking my leg and he's right there and it just keeps like are you do you
Have like a like one leg. Are you on your own on my back and I'm face up. You're on your back
And your dick keeps making its way in the world today and he's under the covers
He's flesh on flesh and so do you have like it give one knee up kind of thing and one leg straight and he's in there
I did yes after And so do you have like a, do you have one knee up kind of thing and one leg straight and he's in there?
Uh, I did, yes, after, uh, to get in deep.
But when he's just jiggling my leg when the dick is flapping back and forth, that's, that's when I keep whacking him in the wrist and I'm like,
On the wrist?
Yeah.
You can't go back.
No, I do, do, do, do, do, I have to tell you, I have to tell you.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
I mean, but first, there's a lot of places
your dick can touch another man and it's okay,
but on the wrist, there's a whole nother level.
There's a lot of places?
Hang on, hang on.
There's a few.
Is there any?
Doctor.
There's a handful.
Oh sure, a doctor, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blake didn't say a doctor, he just said another man.
No, like with a doctor.
There's a lot of places your dick can touch another man. There's a lot of places your dick can touch another man.
There's a lot of places.
There's a lot of ways a doctor can touch your dick, but it should never be with his wrist.
Actually, if we're getting into that, no, there's not a lot of ways they can.
With a gloved hand.
I think there's only a handful.
He said, get your dick right up here across your lap?
Yeah, man, I need it right across my lap.
Have you ever had a doctor rest your dick on their shoulder
while they reach for their stethoscope?
He's checking it out, he goes, hang on, put it here,
and he's like.
He's kneel down there, he just press it.
Polly want a cracker?
Okay.
So he slides, so he goes under the hood, right?
And he goes, he's like, and he's telling me,
well, I only use three fingers here because if-
The fact that he doesn't go, I need to go under your,
he calls it like the hood, he's being, like-
He's a cool guy.
Go ahead.
And then he says, if I use a fourth finger,
he's like, that would be inappropriate
cause that would go
That would breach the crest of your asshole. No, so
He says this and I'm like, absolutely absolutely that would absolutely this is how he gets you man. You're being groomed dog
Quiet on set and by the way, this is 15 minutes in so I'm like I haven't experienced anything else in this the very first
And I'm like, what did I get myself into and then he starts
jiggle like I start moving my leg in a way and he's rubbing my taint thank you
just pressing boy scene and I'm like moving and it's like going back and
forth yeah it's so painful dude it's like a white hot pain he's like this is
gonna be like feel like fire and it feels like he's hitting guitar strings and he's pressed in deep. It's science. I bet it does, man.
I bet it does. This motherfucker turned into Santana. Yeah, for real, dude. He was tickling
them strings. And I swear to God, and he goes, don't worry, there will be a relief. And it
goes, all of a sudden it goes ting and the pain is gone and oh
like a warm feeling came over the pain with a capital P like T capital T H E
capital P the pain but one like the thing that's bad has been bothering me
and then the rest of my psoas released and it was the best feel I'm hurting a
little bit today
But like because I went to physical therapy and I did all my exercises again
I think I tighten it back up
But he was it was like an unreal experience and then he went through and every other tight part of my body
He did that too and it was like what yeah, you just go
He it was like a fucking wizard with this shit the back and forth lateral like the lateral movements against the fibers of the muscle
Exactly, and then and then he's moving opposite way
Yeah, and you just feel it release and a warmth comes over you in that area and all of a sudden
I got news for you, pal
And it just would release and you felt fucking fantastic.
Well that's great. That's great news.
Did you drop right into Jazz Splits?
Yeah, I said it.
Back to business as usual.
Back to back.
And it was, it truly was the most, so now I'm gonna go all the time now.
And I'm like, whatever, whatever I have to do to feel better,
because I haven't felt good in like well over a year,
you know, so.
Right.
Well, how often are you supposed to go through this process?
Like, is this like?
Twice a day if he's lucky.
Yeah.
Are you coming back for like a fiend over there or what?
I think it's gonna be, he was like, you're in bad shape,
you know, and he could tell.
And he was like, you're in really bad shape You probably need to
So he's a psycho. Come like three times a week and then do three three times two two times three times
So every other week is twice a week. Come three times a week
So yeah, so okay get it boy and it came my physical therapists have been to him and she's like, yeah
He's just like he's a magician.
He's, he's crazy.
What does he do with her?
Let him under the hood.
Well, she doesn't have so ass pain.
He, and he was like, cause I talked to him about it and I was like, this is weird for
sure.
And he, he was like, a lot of people don't do this because the groin area is like the
no nose zone, right?
We don't treat it.
We act like it doesn't exist, but people do get injured there,
and you do have to, if you want it treated,
you have to get in there.
And it's like, to me, it's just geography.
It's just, you know, where it's at.
Oh, shit.
It's just where it's at on our geography.
Hey, this is like knowing the state capitals to me, brother.
Don't worry about it.
This is just you
can call this hurricane hands I mean okay and you dick it's just Florida it's
just geography yeah I'm the weather man I'm gonna make it rain
Cuba man you can't go there you can't go there
yes let's just say you're gonna be having a lot of flooding in the
southern region let's just say there's gonna be an a lot of flooding in the Southern region Let's just say there's a new atmosphere. We're going right in your belly button, bud. Yeah
The levees broke I think I think I'm less worried about getting a fucking boner during a massage
It's hitting the wrist more worried about the person getting a boner during my massage. Yeah. Well, it's hitting the wrist.
I think that would freak me out more if I had a full on hard on,
but then looked over and the dude had a hard on like through his pants.
Oh, okay. I get what you're saying.
Yeah, that would be weird. But then also like what is what them hands do because
I- What that wrist do?
What them hands do though, because I told with them hands do though because I told
Chloe I was like it was kind of strange you know cuz he basically he could have
easily just started fingering my ass honey come here and look under my hood
like I've never yeah I mean it's a place I've never had anyone press their hand
there you know sure well we just don't see each other did you tell him that did
you tell him that she goes honestly Yeah, you could easily finger my ass
He said that already he goes if I use four fingers, it's it's
He was like it'll breach the crest. I'm like, yeah
It's true crest and goodbye Chloe was like
I don't care if this guy goes home and like furiously masturbates to this if he helps you fine
What like it's yeah. Yeah, so I'm like, I don't either
That's that's fine. I'm talking in the moment
Yeah, if I look over and there's a boner right that takes me out of it. So yeah
Yeah, yeah that would probably take me out of it too. Yeah, Yeah. The so as my Titan ride. Hey, call me old school.
Call me old school, you know.
And by the way, this goes for anything.
If I'm playing like one on one basketball against Blake,
who I've said I'm going to be.
And I look down at you and your mesh shorts and you rock hard.
I go, T.O.
Bro, that's called defense.
That's a mind game.
That's what that's like defense.
He bumps and grinds. Yeah. He's that's a mind game. That's what that's a defense. He bumps and grinds. Yeah
Yeah, he's banging bodies down low whatever it takes to get the way saying to me. That's that that's fair game
Fair enough. Yeah afterwards. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Yeah, so that was the big thing in my life
What what's been going on with you dudes any cool shit?
guys see Kanye or
Have a man finger your asshole or
No, yeah roll. Yeah. Yeah, you, you really are. I've been bringing some heat. I will admit. Yeah
Hmm, I dodged a bullet sort of oh
Literally, he literally does a bullet. I know I wish I wish it was that cool. It's almost that cool
I thought that I wish you were that cool. Yeah, well dodging bullets. It feels like that's kind of a cool thing
that cool? Yeah, well dodging bullets it feels like that's kind of a cool thing. Neo Anderson. You got two kids I feel like maybe we stay away from bullets
flying bullets for you. But if I'm dodging them, come on, that's a cool
that's a cool dad at that point. Yeah. No I thought I thought I had broke my foot.
Oh yeah I saw a picture of you with crutches what's happening? By the way dude
the fact that you have supreme
Branded crutches. They gotta be a T bus. They're a T bus. Yeah, I borrowed them from a T bus
I didn't want it cuz the doctor what if you sold those crutches? They would be like
$25,000 or something stupid right probably 1,500. No, they're just stickers. It's not actually supreme
Crutches. Oh, well supreme your slip Supreme needs to get on that, dude.
Yeah, that would be really sick.
You're skaters because supreme the brand, the brand, like
they just release everything.
They're like this is the remember when they sold the brick for like
thousands of dollars and it was just a supreme brand brick.
Yeah.
Although that's what I built my home.
That's tight. That's tight.
And that's what we're going to be selling merch at the Atlantic City
Show. Yeah. April. Yeah.
Wait till you see that.
Until I throw one of those out to the crowd.
This is important brick. We're going to be tossing them out.
Don't you even worry about it. Just throw it out.
I mean, this episode airs right before the Atlantic City show right?
Yeah.
My God man.
Yeah dude.
Right there baby.
And we're coming in hot baby.
ATL City.
I want to blow my entire whatever I made at the craps table or take all of their money.
Maybe maybe blackjack only because I know how to play. Yeah.
Tight 20 foot hole.
So you're saying let's flip the paychecks directly onto the table.
Yeah, I think that's what they want.
I think we might be invited back.
That is if we do that, they're like, hey, these guys will come spend.
We'll give them a healthy salary and then they let you win and double it.
And then we'll never be invited back, which fine we double up yeah they're like that's it
how many performers who go to casinos what do you think the average percentage
of money that goes right back into the casinos is a lot a lot dude was it Bruno
Mars owes like 50 million dollars literally 50 million dollars at whatever casino.
Yes, I think MGM or something.
Yeah.
What's his song?
Something something something's going to give it to you.
Uptown Funk.
Uptown Funk.
I remember the night you guys fell in love with him at the Super Bowl.
Oh my god.
Dude, he's.
Fucking talent.
I like, I like him.
I feel like I'd want to kick it with him.
He seems cool.
He does seem cool.
And like his whole backstory is like I used to do a ton of blow, but I'm good now
But if he's running that kind of checkup, thank you might still be dabble. He might dabble. Yeah. Yeah, dude
He he reminds me of Prince just like this uber talented little
Tiny little fairy dust of a man. Yeah. Yeah, he's a smaller gentleman. You know, I fucking I love that little guy.
Yeah. You love little dude. I love little little.
I love it. Little man.
Adam likes to roll with little guys to be the big man.
Yeah. Yeah. That's that's that's why I keep my small crew.
He's like, come here. Come here, little guy.
Get over here. Yeah. No, he owes like 50 million.
Imagine running a 50 million dollar tab up and how awesome that would be
Yeah, what's he worth that? He can run up a 50 million dollar tab. How much does he make from there?
I guess his deal from MGM is 90 million a year
Well, then why don't they just not pay him? I think I mean mean, they have to. I think they are. That's how Vegas works.
I think I just solved it all.
Yeah.
I think they are doing something.
They're like withholding.
But he like, I think when they give him the 90 million,
they give him the 90 million, and then he
has to put on the whole show, right?
I think that's how it would work.
So they pay for, he pays for the show out of his own pocket of the 90 million
that they're giving him.
So like he pays the crew and like the set
and all that shit.
So he owes the 50 million bucks,
but like the 40 other million goes for all of his dancers
and all the things and everything.
Okay.
His estimated worth is $175 million.
So not that much, okay.
Yeah, light work.
Uptown Funk gonna give it to ya.
I mean, I will say, to owe $50 million,
that's a lot of his net worth or whatever.
Yeah, that's a big hit.
It's not like, by the way, even if he just goes,
here's the 50, he's still doing pretty well.
So I don't know what the big deal is.
Well, but then again, he could take the 50 and bet it on black and double it and then now he's in the fucking now
He's good
See and that's that's the attitude that we're gonna have in Atlantic City on the 19th and then I'm gonna give it to you
Yeah, dude
The fact that we're going the 19th and we didn't get 420 because they have a band or something like what band who is it?
Who's the band is it cherry poppin daddy's
It's gotta be right who the hell is it world nuts? No it has to be like a white reggae
Oh, it's SIP Cypress Hill. Oh, is it really is it really slightly stupid? It's Cypress Hill with sublime
Okay, we just got correct no way way. It actually is Cypress Hill.
Oh, and Souls of Mischief?
OK.
OK, do we extend our stay?
Dude, we might stick around.
Cypress Hill.
Dude.
That's like a lineup.
Be real.
Like, we DM each other.
He's like kind of the homie.
Wait, be honest.
Be real. Yeah, no, be honest. Be real. DMs you about regarding what?
Oh, nothing. He just wants to smoke. He's like, yo, homie, you ever in let's get together.
I think he wants me to do his podcast where they sit in the car and get super duper high.
Yeah. Yeah. Got it. Smoke weed. I just I wasn't sure if he was like, how are you?
But I mean, we've been talking. We've been DMing like over the past, like, couple years.
Yeah. So I and I've never I was like, I want to do it when I'm promoting something
that I should be smoking weed for, like if like if we were to do a cool movie
where we're smoking weed, I would do that, you know.
But, you know, I might just fucking do it.
If Atlantic City 420 is where Cypress Hill
Sublime souls of mischief action bronze action Bronson are a plan. Yeah, I feel like we're like that's like the hub of 420 this
Oh, yeah, that's it's a big 420 show. That's huge and it's called bong walk Empire like boardwalk Emperor my
Wow pizza pizza. That's good good stoners stoners
And I love being part of the stoner crew, dude
Dude, but also blazer. They'll be there the night before they'll be pre-gaming. We'll have to find
Kick it with it's a lake. We will be so high that will be high for I mean for day. Yeah for day
This is the way Blake
Souls of Mischief Oakland is it are they before your time are they before you
left the home the basement I didn't really tap in with those guys I feel
like that was kind of on the more more backpack side of of rap in the bay right
what Souls of Mischief and you were more hardcore, Fizz. Yeah, I was more, I was more,
more Fizz guy.
Yeah, no I know.
Then there, yeah, there's the whole, you know,
far side and all that, which looking back,
might be, you know, kind of a cleaner road to walk.
The backbone of my comedy is Bizarre Ride 2.
Yeah, that's a great album.
I don't know what you, you just said a lot of words that I don't know any of those.
They're just...
Adam, when you talk about 311, this is how I feel.
I'm just talking about Bay Area, Oakland hip hop from the early 90s.
And Souls of Mischief is Bay Area?
Yeah.
I don't think I know Souls of Mischief at all.
Do you have it? What's the Souls of Mischief?
93 till infinity. You know that. Yeah. Like, hit me with have it? What's the souls of mischief? 93 till infinity, you know that yeah, like hit me with the hit me with the souls of mischief
Well, I'll give you I can give you freaking 15 hot seconds. Yeah, please. I would love 15 hot seconds
That's what he's that's what he's asking for
Okay, I'm gonna skip ahead a little bit
Okay, yeah, this is very
This is dirt walking around with his with his collars popped he's wearing he's wearing to my braided belt
He's wearing khakis with a polo like tucked into it. Just listen to this on on his Walkman. Oh, there's another one here. This one's coming
Yeah, dude. This is dirt coming. Yeah dude, this is DURRRS man.
About to fuckin' tag some shit up.
Woooo!
Oh dude. Right before I go swimming and shit?
Right before you're going to like have lunch at the golf course?
Yeah. Is that the kind of shit that was in your headphones before you swam yeah that's fucking cool most
I mean no not that song I will be 100% real and say not that Beastie Boys but it
wasn't it wasn't Eminem no I'd never owned an Eminem album I remember
listening to Eminem for the first time when we were doing Workaholics. What?
I was like, I'm gonna listen to these albums.
Wow, you were 2000 and late to that one.
You were very 2000 and late.
Yeah, I feel like I was right on time to being like,
yeah, not for me.
Yeah, that's okay.
It's fine.
Like the talent is undeniable, but like-
It was just too violent for you?
You're kind of a bitch about it?
No, the target demographic.
No, it's a lot of like the production is super corny.
Oh, yeah. Like he knew he was aiming for 10 and 12 year olds.
And I was already think 18 or 17 when My Name Is came out.
You were elevated. You were lifted.
You were you were LRG.
It just seemed like, I don't know, the dudes.
He's the fucking man.
Like, Stan is an amazing song, right?
Sure. Amazing song.
He has amazing songs.
The majority of them are fucking corny as fuck.
Where's my snare?
Love that.
That's a good song.
Well, was Eight Mile then not your favorite movie?
Where's my snare?
It wasn't actually.
It was not my favorite I thought I thought
he was good I remember I would like to go back and rewatch that was a mile
actually a good movie Makai Pfeiffer I mean I know Makai killed uh yeah I think
I think it was kind of tight I think it was kind of tight yeah was it I don't
think it was a bad yeah Kim Bas Kim Basinger. Is it Brittany Murphy? Yeah, RIP. Brittany Murphy.
RIP fire.
Hello!
She kills it.
I met, what, is she in the movie?
That little mousy girl, Tara something.
Is that her name?
Oh, I know who you're talking about.
Taryn, Taryn.
And she's in Eight Mile, right?
I don't know.
I think so.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Tostee! Manning, Taryn Manning is who our producers are saying.
Okay.
Yes. Taryn Manning. And I was, I met her at a bar and we're sitting there and it was like an
L-shaped bar and I forget who I was with and we were talking and then Taryn Manning's kind of
next to me.
Taryn will do that.
The L-shaped bar style and then her guy that she was with, and the guy was like saying,
oh, it's a comedian, and then she's like, oh, you're a comedian, and then she goes, I can tell,
and she was maiming it as a compliment, she goes, yeah, I can tell you have a funny face.
And I'm like, yeah, okay, thank you. Yeah, but then did you go you're absolutely right and start pulling your neck fat out
In fact when I podcast I need to put on a filter no and then I was doing an impression of a baby trying to
Suck on a titty so yeah, I was in the midst of that's really good, dude, so you want her heart. Yeah, dude
By the way, that's how drunk you were she's like you have a funny face and you're like
By the way, that's how drunk you were. She's like, you have a funny face.
And you're like, I don't think I was that drunk.
But it was I was like a little taken aback by it because I'm like,
I don't know if that's exactly.
Did you do this? I go, oh, how dare you?
But I guess I do, you know, I kind of do so that, you know, it's fair.
Have a funny face.
Yeah, I think I'm a little bit of a funny face, you know, kind of comedy face.
It's very expressive.
It makes me laugh.
Yeah, it's very expressive.
Is that's I think that is the way to put it.
Yeah, I I feel like my son is going to have the same.
He already has like my forehead wrinkles.
He's already like looking at he already looks at you like, you should hithora you can take care of that. I don't know I think they're
they're deep dude there I got some deep wrinkles so this is 40 baby you can
Botox. Oh Botox. Oh now see I you can start branding Botox for babies.
Botox. Dude this is really good I've've got to give that points, but yes Should we should we botox? Should we botox for the Atlantic City show?
Honestly, I would love to I would love to I'm I'm at the point I would I think it would be pretty fun
What to do Botox? Yeah, cuz it goes away, right? Yeah, I guess it does go away, but I don't know but you said her
I mean, it's a needle, but you see people that do it. They look insane. Yeah, yeah
But that's like Botox is nothing now people fucking laser their face and shit
There's like so much more worse shit
You could do I watch good fellows the other day and just thinking about what an RIP because he was a legend
But Ray Laiota go in yeah a little bit. Ray Leota. Ray Leota was such a fucking cool looking guy. I'm like he looked like such a stunt in that movie and then. Sure. Beautiful eyes.
I think he did too much shit to his face is what I think happened towards the end.
Well it's got to be hard. It's got It's gotta be hard to be that sexy and then.
And then you become less sexy.
Right.
Yeah, and your face starts to fall off a little bit.
You probably wanna reattach it.
I think that's what is happening to my face.
I think my face is starting to melt.
But luckily you're not coming from a place where you were like.
I don't know if you heard Blake.
He said to be that sexy.
Yeah, you're not coming from a place
where you were considered like an uber sexy person.
Fallen from heaven.
Like, King of Fear.
You have the face, you have the funny face.
Yeah, your face will only get funnier as you...
That was only a few years ago.
When Taryn Manning met Ray Liotta, she was like, you're an actor.
Your face is only gonna get funnier as it starts to droop and sag and do whatever the hell
it's doing without that zoom filter on.
Yeah, fair.
Yeah, Botox, should we do it?
The thing that fucks me up is like,
when women get like the lip line,
they get like an artificial lip line,
like a lip ridge put in above where their lip is.
So when they put lipstick on,
it looks like their lips are bigger.
Gotcha, bitch!
But then if they don't have lipstick on,
they just look, they like have a tattoo?
They just have a little Honda Rid,
no, it's a Honda Ridgeline.
I got one of those.
Above the lip line.
Does this make sense?
Wow, yeah it does.
So it's like a double lip?
So like, see how you have like a narrow upper lip?
Who, Blake?
Okay.
You.
Me?
Yeah, yeah I do.
I do.
Pretty good, see ya.
Sure.
Huge lower lip though.
So imagine, see where your lip ridge is?
Imagine if someone went in and put one
above where the color change is.
You're wearing makeup?
Well, not now.
I'm not, dude.
I took the thing off. Why are your lips so pink? What the fuck? Above where the color changes
Why are your lips so pink what the fuck why are your lips so pink it is where are you wearing chapstick or Why what I'm not wearing shit. Are you sure I'm not wearing shit. Can I see under the hood?
Really? Why are your lips so pink? They turn white. They are literally the color of pink starburst
Well, I said I sat outside the other day,
I got a little tan on me.
Pink Starburst.
Okay.
I got a little tan on me.
I'm not, yeah, I'm a little offended
that people think I'm like over here wearing,
like I get ready for the podcast.
Like I'm not wearing makeup.
Funny face.
Yeah, what if they're like,
guys, we need another 10, Adam's almost ready.
Yeah. He's almost out of makeup.
I mean something shocked me, some things don't.
Imagine like we, I mean it makes people, I guess people thought I'm really handsome.
And then now they're like, he has to wear makeup to maintain.
Basically I'm Ray Liotta, you know?
Don Cain!
You are our Ray Liotta for sure.
I was saying dude you know how we always make Isaac wear our show is show us sweet pink
nips you know?
Those pink pink nips.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Or else we fire him.
I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits.
I was like what if we get a piercer on stage and we have Isaac either pierce his ear, which
I also think is very funny, or hang on, we pierce his neck.
Punk rock, getting radical.
Which is a very Orange County thing to do, right?
I think that's kind of punk rock.
Okay, yes, Atlantic City on stage in front of all the people of fans Isaac
pierces those neon pink news I like this idea like these little pink starbursts
and I feel like if there's an if we put enough pressure he's gonna do something
like that's punk rock dude huh I think Isaac with an earring well what it said
it off it's I had another me I'm taking all these meetings because
I'm about to leave for Charleston you know so I had this other meeting and
this executive had a earring and he was a boss he was like the boss and he's like
a cool guy yeah you know but he had a hoop earring and I'm like you don't see
that and he had to be he's know, he's in his 50s.
And I'm like, Deion Sanders.
Well, that's why he has it.
He's piercing his ears.
He's building porches online.
It's the time.
Yeah, OK.
Pogrock, getting radical.
You know what I mean?
Well, I think Isaac's time is now.
Because I would love very much.
He's going to go see Usher live at some point.
This is just where you start trying to.
I would go see Usher live.
But of course, I feel like Isaac would wield more power because this guy was a power player
He can buy in the room, you know, he was a big-time executive
Hi up. He's Bruno Mars at a studio. He can buy in the room, you know, you you have an idea
Okay, he's signing checks. I guess that's probably a cool thing to
To say or to feel as an executive when you're finally the person
You can buy in the room. Oh, yeah, that's hard. That's a good feeling you immediately go get a hoop earring
Yeah, or if here's your nipple which eyes or they give it to you they go. Well now you can buy in the ear
Here you go bring in the piercer Diane. Come on in here. You know what this hearing means buy in the room
Yeah, I like that dude
I think that's a really good idea
I think that's a fun thing to do and also a thing that Isaac will not want to do but
Yes peer pressure we can make him we can force him against his will and we're good at that
We're going to do some science if I've learned anything from Diddy my hero
Is you sometimes good force? to do something. It's science. If I've learned anything from Diddy, my hero,
is you sometimes can force people to do things against their will.
Yeah.
Hold up.
I think with-
Can we pin that?
With Isaac, what scares me is that if he passes,
if he doesn't crumble under the pressure,
something tells me Todd's just gonna be waiting in the wings
ready to shut off already.
Todd!
Todd, editor Todd.
Yes, okay.
So it's gonna be either Isaac or Todd.
Todd knows it.
Todd was waiting in the wings right now,
like I'm ready, I'm ready to go.
This is a guarantee we're giving you in Atlantic City.
Because Todd rocks, Todd's in bands.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Todd's nipples are prime. They're ready. Well, Todd, he could. Todd's in bands. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Todd's nipples are prime.
They're ready.
Well, Todd, he could also get multiple earrings.
He could get like a dangly earring.
Dude, he could do a lot of things.
Like Todd, he's in bands.
It's cool.
That's fucking cool.
Also, but just circle back to Isaac,
because Todd would want to do it.
I don't know if he would want to, but he would be down.
He'd be down.
Todd is our sound engineer.
Yeah, he's our sound engineer.
He's the man.
I think he wouldn't hate the idea.
Isaac would hate it.
Hate it.
Yeah, we gotta get him to do it.
So I feel that we have to then make him.
We gotta get him to do it.
Let's do a guarantee.
If you get a ticket to the show in Atlantic City,
you're gonna be fucking in the house
for a guaranteed nipple piercing of Isaac.
Are we guaranteeing it?
Because he might not, but I do think with enough pressure.
I think we can get it done.
I think we could guarantee an ear.
The nipple, I'm not sure.
His wife might leave him.
I think he might do a nipple before an ear.
I would rather do nipple. I would rather do nipple.
I'd rather do nipple.
Yeah.
Well, see, I mean, I guess so, but if...
He's punk rock.
Adam, you've changed since somebody went under the hood.
I know, I know.
I want him to do nipple.
That's what I'm saying.
I want him to do nipple.
But if he has an earring, then on the casino floor all night,
he has to keep the earring.
And we could have it be a dumb earring.
It could be like a feather or something.
Yeah.
That would be really cool.
That's not dumb.
I know.
That would be not.
Why is that dumb?
That's like, all the options, feather.
I'm like, well, that's the coolest one.
It's appropriation.
So come on now.
Is it?
Blake's, yeah.
Blake's waving that flag pretty high.
Yeah, come on.
Is a feather earring appropriation?
Yeah, to Blake. To Blake. Absolutely. Come on. Who on. Is a feather earring appropriation? Yeah, to Blake, to Blake.
Absolutely, come on.
Who do you think wears feather earrings?
I don't know.
Not Isaac's Irish ass, get his ass out.
I don't wanna say.
I don't know Blake, who do you think wears it?
It depends what kind of feather.
I guess I would just say the coolest people.
Yeah, absolutely.
Like Brian Bosworth, I guess.
Yeah. Yes.
Or like a dangly one with,
or we can have it be a dangly one
that has like the coexist symbol on the bottom. That'd be kind of sick. I love it. Dude, Isaac
and Isaac and Adam, what is the coexist cross and then the star of David and then whatever
that's a bump. But isn't it isn't it just the word coexist in a bunch of symbols?
No, I thought it was like a whole symbol.
I thought it was like one symbol.
No, it's it's the word coexist.
It's a bumper sticker is what you're talking about.
That's why I was kind of being like, what is he talking about?
We have some time.
We have a little bit of time.
We're filming this a couple of weeks.
Actually, we can create something dope.
That's true. So now we're doing a custom piece for an earring as well a coexist rebrand this
is getting expensive what else we doing what else okay you know I don't know we
can invite people on stage to show their pure sniffles okay that's pretty cool
gallery BYOP okay I'm not mad at that's kind of cool of cool. Shit, if Isaac does it, maybe I'll do it.
We'll see.
Yeah.
So we're ditching the Botox, the onstage Botox.
No, we're doing that too.
I don't know if we're doing that.
You missed out?
We're doing that.
I don't know.
I don't know if I want to do that.
Why not?
I really don't think it's-
What about in your armpits? What about in your armpits, Adam? I'm very wrinkly and I should be
the one to do it. But I just don't want to. I actively don't want to look like the people
that Botox their face. Yeah. I don't think you will. It goes away. It would be a bit,
but it goes away after months and I'm about to start shooting and I don't want to start shooting and be like,
I feel like it'd be kind of perfect for gemstones, but yeah, alas.
Yeah. I think by then it will wear off and the, what it looks like, I bet right out the gate, your face is pretty frozen, but I think it's, I think it's chill.
Okay.
Well then I'm starting to realize Blake's already done.
Yeah.
Blake really, yeah.
Blake does it.
Yeah.
Yeah. I never done it. Blake does it for sure. I swear on my life I know everybody who does it is like I swear on my life. I never done
I never have I really am at the point where I want to do you know personally any guys who've done
I don't know any guys. Oh, I mean I'm sure I do but no one's ever admitted it
Yeah, no one admits it, but I don't think it's a shameful act at this point. I think it's fine.
Just fucking do it.
It was never shameful.
I don't know why you think that.
Yeah, I think it could be.
Yeah.
But now I think it's like everybody does.
My cousin works for a Botox place.
And I'm like, what's up?
Like, hook me up.
Let me get a little dab.
Good call.
Well, okay then.
Then Blake will get Botox on stage
and I'm super excited to see that I believe
Yeah, let's get a Botox person
But I actually don't know if I don't thank you Anna for saying we don't need it
But you know, well, hey Anna will be the judge. Okay Anna saying we don't need Botox
I don't know if Atlantic City is where I want that procedure done
I think I like being where I'm at in Hollywood, California
Beverly Hills, baby. Yeah, that's where I want it done. It's fine
Anyone can ever anyone can jab you and put shit in your face. It's it's easy, baby
Yeah, but Blake wants the Picasso or I guess not the Picasso. Yeah, I think in Atlantic City
They will literally inject shit and diarrhea into your face.
They're not. They're not, dude.
Atlantic City is cool.
It's way classier than I think we're giving it credit.
Is it because Todd scouted it and there is still a Rainforest Cafe there.
So, well, that's yes.
Yeah, I feel like Adam just said that.
Exactly. It's a class establishment, dude.
Who are you and what have you done with my friend?
It's a wild place to eat and drink.
Rainforest Cafe. I think that's your slogan,
a wild place.
I know, I'm sorry for him.
And I will have a take back at the end
about Rainforest Cafe because I shouldn't
have took that shot at them.
Fucking A-Rite, Jesus Christ.
I will say, I am, like if we don't go to Rainforest,
I know we're in and out and there's not a lot of time,
right, we're really in and out. Right right and it's nice to get a good meal
We might extend to swing through and just get it get a good meal at the rainforest cafe
That'd be really what is the menu is it? What we got? We have just classic American. It's Americana
Yeah, I haven't been since my 14th birthday, but from what I remember
There's a banana foster dessert
Oh, we got to get it. There's a good cheeseburger
Is it the kind of restaurant that was like very early on with like the Chinese chicken salad as like their exotic dish?
Yeah, it's yeah, it's right. It's
It's kissing on it. Oh wait. We got a link to the Rainforest Cafe
I remember when I first moved to California
I was like 18. I was 18 years old and we went to one I
got I can't remember where and
I was fucking blown away. I was like this has to be this is such a production
This is like you know showbiz or check mine blowing as an adult
It was it was sick. Yeah
They got all kinds of good stuff. They take you around the world. Dude the website is
Sparse is complicated
Okay, I've got it. I've got it pulled up. Oh my god. Oh, they got they got chicken. Oh my god
They got beef lava nachos get them. They got Amazon bruschetta.
Here you are. Korean fried chicken lettuce wraps.
Now we're talking.
Oh, when's the last time you had bruschetta?
I feel like bruschetta fell out.
Anaconda pasta.
Bruschetta kind of fell out.
Fell out.
Bruschetta was on the map for a second.
Yeah, I think it's still there.
No, everywhere you'd go is like you want bruschetta.
It's like, no.
Adam, do you even know it fell out?
Yeah, the Amazon isn't where you would get bruschetta like you know
Would you like our?
Would you like our spicy?
Madagascar bruschetta would you like the yeah the Peruvian pasta like that Blake?
What we just uh, you know work on that one a little bit more Like the Peruvian pasta. Something like that Blake. What?
Like just work on that one a little bit more.
Python pasta?
Oh dude they have Rasta pasta.
Is that like Jamaican jerk lasagna?
They got anaconda pasta.
Get em.
Pasta yeah yeah.
Dude I'm ready.
I already have diarrhea.
Taste of the Islands.
Just reading this menu I already have.
The cause of diarrhea.
I'm not mad at it.
I think that'd be worth the trip. And also what is the amusement park that's right there?
I guess it's like Steel Park or whatever.
Todd was saying that it is like legendary amusement park, the Steel Pier.
And it's a legendary amusement park
I feel like we have to go there can't wait with be real together with our powers together win the biggest stuffed animal and
Have that sit where Kyle should be sitting and then do it. Okay, Pierce's nipple
And he will add exactly what Kyle added to the live shows
absolutely nothing
Absolutely nothing dude. See ya. Absolutely nothing, dude.
Freaking Sia.
We'll sit it right in Kyle's seat.
Water trash.
Oh wow.
Yo, the banana fosters looks fuckin' nice.
I told you, bro.
That's been there since the beginning.
I think that's what I'm looking at
on the Welcome to the Jungle page.
That's the banger.
And look, Adam, they have bourbon street salmon
and coconut shrimp, so you can be the judge of that as the Bacchus. Yeah as the Bacchus King. Yeah
Raining Bacchus. Should we rent out the entire place for just us? For like a for TII Nation
For all the entire nation. I feel we have to yeah
We're all going across the street TII Nation. We rented the place out. It's on
It's on Kyle's tab. Order anything, it goes directly to his account.
Adam, wait, who was the Bacchus this year?
Do you know?
Who did they pass the torch to for Mardi Gras?
Yeah, who was it?
It was Drama, drama from entourage, which dude, I love I love drama, dude.
That's Kevin Dillon. Kevin Dillon. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. I mean,
it's perfect. I didn't get a go and pass it to him, which is one of the biggest disappointments
in my life that I wasn't able to make that but I'm pissed now
I my son was born. Yeah, literally like the exact same time that the parade was happening
So, you know couldn't pull it off, but man how fun was that weekend? God damn. I love that so fun
I really want to do it again. Wish you wish you could have made it Jersey. Yeah next time we do it again
No, I think it's a once in a lifetime sort of thing.
Also, I suppose it's only matter of time
before they knock on my door.
No big deal.
Maybe.
We'll see.
Maybe.
You lose.
It's only matter of time.
Let's see.
Maybe.
We all know what the PR machine does.
Yeah, but you don't love.
I have a deep appreciation and love of New Orleans.
But you don't love New Orleans in that way
I think you've only been a couple times. It's not really for you. Yeah, cuz you
It's too dirty. Is it too dirty for you? Is that the thing the smells the smell?
I think so. I'm you know what it is. It's the diary the diarrhea smell the piss smell
Or it's it's a little bit of both of that
And then also I just I'm not a noise person. Yeah
I feel like I feel like everywhere you go. There's a noise everyone there is noisy
Yeah, this is not a quiet time too much for me
Well, that is that's only really in the French Quarter, which, by the way, I love I love the French Quarter.
I think that's all I've ever done. I think I came in.
Yes. Did house party.
Oh, you didn't go to quiet New Orleans.
You didn't go to quiet to the hut.
It is it is a fun place because everyone thinks every like person thinks like people.
Kids go there like with rich families and go there to be like fuck you mom and dad
I'm homeless now, and then they just play a fucking
Banjo, you know they just tap dance and and like play a bucket and and they think they're talented
But they suck you know right it's it's it's a lot of that and then there's obviously super great
Musicians and really really talented people just around the corner.
But then you walk past some guy being like,
scooby-dee-bob-a-doo, booby-dee-bee-be-dee,
booby-dee-booby-dee.
And you're like, eh, yeah, I could do that.
I also can do that.
Yeah!
And that was just the Van Halen singer.
I can't remember his name.
No, I guess I'm just, I don't know.
I'm not like, I don't click with the vibe
and the music either.
The like parade stuff.
I don't know.
I'll tell you, when we did the boxers thing,
I caught the bug a little bit.
I started to get it.
It started to click.
I'm like, okay.
And I'm sure that's the best time to go.
Yeah, you really start to understand like.
Because that has, there's a context to that.
They're like, this is the weekend.
Everyone's wiling out and also
We did it the best way you can do it. We went to the best restaurants. We had the best service
Right, you're getting carted around. Yeah, we like all wore tuxedos and had like a big ball, which was really fun
Usually when you're in New Orleans, I remember we talked about this offline. You guys got to go shoot all those alligators
Yeah, we murdered a ton.
Yeah, now we have to shoot.
Yeah, dude, just straight to the head.
I don't know if I'm supposed to bring that up.
Yeah, they just tied tied them up and we just point blank.
Just boom.
Hey, as Bacchus, I'm offended that you brought up that fake story.
That's not real.
OK, as the OK.
I got I got to defend my lineage of Bacchus Bacchus men.
No, I got I have details on this.
You told me they opened up a foot locker.
I never I never said anything like that when you went in there.
There was a shoe store that no one was working at because of the holiday.
Never had seven to 10 alligators in there that you shot.
Never, never said.
And then when you said, can I take some shoes?
They said, no, just take the alligator.
Dude, and if you think this is a joke, wait 10 years,
this will resurface and we'll be told that's true.
There's a lot of truth to this.
This is my diddy allegations.
They're gonna come out, yeah.
Diddy?
Yes, he did.
Diddy do it?
Allegedly!
Yes, he did. Did he do it? Allegedly. Yes, points. Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm not following what the Diddy thing is.
What is it?
I don't really know what it's about yet.
I don't think anyone really knows what it's about yet.
Not at this time.
Maybe by the time this airs, they might.
They might.
We might know.
But right as of this airing, we might not
have any clue as to what he did.
We might regret this.
The big takeaway for me was how fucking gigantic his house was.
When they're doing the helicopter,
like they're around his house and they see the agent storming
his home, I'm like, this guy, is he the richest
man in the fucking world?
His house was out of control.
Yeah.
He's a billionaire.
Popo South!
Isn't he a billionaire?
I don't know. He has to be close.
I mean, how big can your house get?
You know, like.
Because what was the what was his vodka?
Sirac. Isn't he Sirac?
He is Sirac.
He is. That's a huge vodka.
That's a huge bit. At least it was at one point.
It was. Yes.
His house is absolutely absurd.
Like, imagine you forget your keys.
Oh, that's a problem.
And you just walked through the other side, like you're all the way to the other side
and you have to walk like four acres to get back to.
And you're just in the middle of the city.
Yeah, dude.
But Adam, at this point, you you have keys everywhere, all over the house hidden.
Yeah, you have keys.
Blue and yellow, purple keys. And those and Blake hidden. Yeah, you have keys blue and yellow purple keys
And those and Blake I'm glad you touched on the perks
Those are just the perks of being a billionaire is that you have keys everywhere
I told you guys about the time that he that I was working out and his son
well, I was when I was working out that gym unbreakable and he came and his son was in there and
His son's kind of yoke. He was lifting, dude.
He's got two kids that I saw in the news.
One really looks like him and the other one not so much.
The other one looks a little thicker.
Is that probably the other dude?
Yeah, that's who was working out.
Yeah, the other one looks just like him.
And then Diddy rolls in and he's wearing, and I'm not kidding,
it was like August. It was like hot in there. And he's not wearing a shirt, but he's wearing a full length chinchilla coat,
like a mink coat or whatever, like a fur coat.
Oh, my goodness.
You know why? That's where his keys were.
I got a lot of keys in this coat.
I'll just put on the coat.
And I immediately I was like, this guy's a sex trafficker.
Oh, yeah. Like he this guy's a sex trafficker. Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Like he's dressed as a villain.
Like, I mean, and it was like, you know, it was a weekday.
It was like a two-star or whatever.
And I'm like, who wears that?
If you wear chinchilla, you are sex trafficking
at least a little bit.
Yeah. You're dabbling.
You're dressed as a villain that you like have to defeat
at the end of the movie and he's in his giant home
Yeah, yeah dude is dressed like two-faced and what is sex trafficking?
Cuz there's like I don't really it's when you get ahead in the car
No, I mean I don't I don't know what it is exactly cuz when I think of it
I think of like women in cages and super sad
But it could it also be he like has buses of like hookers and just brings them in
Yeah, I think it's I think it's the transportation of hookers people. Oh wow this is actually a question
Yeah, I guess I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I don't like if you if you uber someone to somewhere else
They might be a sex trafficker. Oh
They might be a sex trafficker. Uh oh.
You might be a sex trafficker.
What do you think the lowest, and this is obviously, this goes without saying.
Sex trafficking, bad.
But the hilarious question I have is, what is the lowest level of sex trafficking?
Like if someone had like a double bicycle and theydle someone around town. I think that could, I think that could be, that could be a sex drive.
Maybe they cross a state line because they live like right there.
So we got that.
We got the definition here.
Should we read it?
Sex trafficking is a form of human trafficking.
Yep.
That involves the force sexual exploitation of a person.
Okay.
Now, and Todd, you just wrote this out.
You just knew this out?
You just knew this?
It can include the recruitment,
harboring, transportation, provision, obtaining,
patronizing, or soliciting of a person
for the purpose of a commercial sex act.
This can be done through force, fraud, or coercion,
or when the person induced to perform the act
is under 18 years of age.
Yeah, that's a lot of bad stuff.
Some words, I don't really know what they mean.
A few of those words.
You know, when people say patronizing, it's so confusing.
Cause it's like, hey, don't patronize me.
And it's like, but then when it's a business.
I said it a few years, like, here's my patron.
Yeah, I enjoy him.
Yeah, I think that's what it means in this term.
As a patron, I appreciate your services.
I've said it a few times, and as I'm saying it, I'm like,
I don't really know what I'm saying right now.
I'm like, don't don't.
Provision, harboring.
So harboring is like.
Harboring, is that on water?
You have a hotel room.
Oh, see, I see the word harbor.
I think I think.
You think you're harboring in a...
Boats, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, like maybe there's some kind of ship involved.
And that could be.
And we're the guys that gets the bottom of this.
Right.
This is actually really important.
That's crazy.
Yeah, so I feel like if this is what it is,
like transportation is one of the main things.
Harboring, putting them like in a hotel, transportation, provision.
Is that like feeding that? What is provision?
Sounds like a lot of work, dude. I'm not into this.
If you're feeding prostitutes, you're going to jail.
You're going to prison. You're going to jail now.
You might be a sex trafficker.
That shit's important.
Isn't that what provisions are, like food?
I thought that's what I thought. Provision is like feeding them.
Yeah, some of these things I feel like are good things.
I won't say like provision and like most harboring and provision
and transportation like those are like Blake is also big on obtaining.
Yeah. And what's that?
Yeah, the obtaining is really Blake's.
OK. Provision is the act of providing or supplying something for
use.
Blake's bread and butter is obtaining.
Yes. So that could be it could mean something.
It could be like, hey, here's the butt plug.
You got to you have to wear whatever you know.
It doesn't. It's not like here's the buffet.
Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.
So like the bad guys in like James Bond movies when like
They get the girl and they're like I have a dress for you to put on right?
They like put the dress on
You're done. Yeah
That's like every movie from the 80s. They were all sex traffickers sex traffickers. Yeah and decent proposal. It's bad
Yeah, I mean dude. I don't know how you feel, Blake,
but Adam, you'll cross this juncture at some point.
Allegedly!
With your young guy.
Obviously, obviously.
Listening to music from your childhood
and being like, I'm gonna turn this one up,
this is a real bumper.
And then, no pun, and then you realize
you cannot play this for your children.
Oh yeah, no, I'm strictly stuck on the dial
with Beach Boys, they're pretty safe. Like Beach Boys are pretty safe. Oh, yeah. No, I'm strictly stuck on the dial with beach boys
They're pretty safe like beat boys are pretty except for that one song
Yeah, the I like I like to obtain the beach sex trafficking is the thing for me
Let's define patronize
Let's define patronize
In the city, I mean they do say two girls two girls, two girls for every boy, according to what?
Oh, according to who?
Listen to that one. We skipped that one.
Are the women OK with that?
Two girls for every boy.
But by the way, to like right there, it's like two boys.
What does that mean, Dad?
You're like, I think he wants like
he wants every guy listening to this to think you can fuck two chicks at the same time.
Well, I don't think you have to immediately go fuck.
I don't think you have to say fuck.
You say just like, there's a bunch of...
Yeah, there's no...
When boys get older, they like to hang out with pretty girls, and there's a bunch of girls around, and then it's...
It's too late.
Okay.
Alright, you went right there.
I might pause that for like, at least three or four years. At least three or four years. Just think about it. No think before you speak
I don't even think I've played in that song and that he's brought it up
But like just that statement or it's like two girls for every boy. You're like, you know, 30 years ago
You're like fuck. Yeah, and now you're like, did the women agree to this?
What the hell did they sign the consent form? And And then the crazy part is, it's like he's obviously
gonna go to jail, right?
Cause he fled the country.
Did he?
He fled the, apparently, he fled the country.
Yes, points!
Yeah, and he's in like some Caribbean island
that doesn't, you know, what do they call that
when you send export or extradite?
Extradite or...
Mm-hmm.
Ooh, I got that right.
I mean, that's wild. I feel like...
You can't traffic him back. That's the irony.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
Allegedly.
Was he already gone or did he go after he figured everything was going down?
I mean, it seems like he just up and dipped because it was the day he was flying the day that
the police or whoever
Came to his house raided his house in his homes and so the rumor right according to Anna
Said that he was tipped off and
Homeland Homeland security homeland security. This is what they do now. They're like off of terrorists
Yeah, they work hand-in-hand with TMZ. It's fucking cool. Hang on Homeland Security. Homeland Security? This is what they do now? They're like off of terrorists?
Yeah. They work hand in hand with TMZ. It's fucking cool.
Hang on. Anna, you say rumor has it he was tipped off. Now is this just like the rumor in your Slack with your friends?
Is the rumor based on a source?
Rumor is news now. It's all good. It's all good.
I'm sure his lawyers knew ahead of time, says our manager.
What did you know, Isaac? Isaac Isaac that seems like you knew says the man who's gonna get his nipples pierced
Isaac is gonna get them nips pierced by the time we're in Atlantic City
I think that you guys you might want to chill that sounds like a little bit of
Provision on yeah, we might be core sex trafficking. Yeah, cuz I guess nipples are like a sexual
Thing, you know.
It could be.
So it can be.
For me, it's just a way a mother and not a father, I learned out, I learned that fathers
cannot, cannot feed their children milk.
That's another thing.
And it's not sexual.
And I'll feel, I'll feel okay about piercing Isaac's nipples.
Unless I look down and see he's got a boner
I don't know. I'm not into it anymore. So his plane
It was the aircraft is on the ground in and to Antigua which by the way sure T. Gua you we gotta go there
That sounds that sounds fucking sounds fire and T. Gua. Yeah, that's a great name
That sounds sick cuz just the name just the name you're basing out
I mean, yeah, and he was that sounds like a fuck. I don't take Island
I feel like that's like the place that you get offered like free trips to whenever you want
Do like a thing when they're like, hey swag bags here and there you look in there dude
I never got a free trip to Antigua what swag bags? Yeah, I get like a blanket
I get like a blanket and some coasters and shit
I feel like there were swag bags where you would look in there be like a card with like a
Coupon that you could go spend four days in Antigua. Damn. What parties are you going to? Yeah
Let's just say did he had me going under the hood.
Fuck it!
Okay, this boy's in the hood.
Okay, is there any take backs, apologies, any epic slams this week, boys?
I feel like we covered a lot of stuff.
We did, god, this was juicy!
We covered a lot.
I would like to take back my complete lack of understanding as what sex trafficking is
If anyone has been sex trafficked, I'm sure that that sucks
And I wish that I knew more but I'm a fucking idiot and I don't know and I'm learning. Okay, I'm learning
What did it take a stand? Well said and that's that's yeah, I'd like to take back my
Idiocracy, okay, and I wish I could but can't. But I'm trying and I'm learning.
Hello!
And that's the mission statement right there.
And that is my truth, Blake.
Yeah, I'm glad we got into it.
I wanted to take back my slander towards Rainforest Cafe.
I've always stood by Rainforest Cafe.
I think it's an excellent establishment.
The fact that there's only a few left
and it's truly a joke is truly a tragedy.
The rainforest cafe is a pretty good joke offline.
Well, Adam, he reminded me that the rainforest cafes are disappearing.
Much like the rainforest very rapidly, much like the rainforest.
And I think we need to save the rainforest.
Yes.
Cafe.
Cafe.
Because
It's time to save the rainforest.
That is amazing.
Cafe.
If you ever win an Oscar, Blaze,
please make that your acceptance speech.
And I will.
I don't mean to get political, but look,
I thank the Academy, I thank my family,
but I just want to address the rainforest.
Yeah.
I just, I mean the rainforest, it seems like we're losing the majority of our rainforest
cafes.
There's not as many in the world.
There are now only 20, there's 23 rainforest cabinets remaining worldwide.
Well that is crazy.
I mean, I mean, I would have thought that there was like
hundreds of Rainforest Cafes but there was only ever 45. So we're saying
yeah that seems good. We're saying Rainforest Cafes like everyone knows what
Rainforest Cafes is. I feel like if you 45 you could have missed Rainforest. Well you
have to educate yourself. You do have to educate yourself about the Rainforest
Cafe. Yeah get out of the house. Yeah that makes a lot of yourself. You do have to educate yourself about the Rainforest Cafe. Yeah, get out of the house.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
You do have to educate yourself.
Yes, it's true.
Before they're gone.
Before it's gone, before there's no more Rainforest Cafe
to go to.
Yeah, yeah.
So please, please, TII Nation, donate to the Rainforest Cafe.
Because we get so much from the Rainforest Cafe.
Food from the cafes. Cafes. Food.
Yeah.
From the cafes.
Yeah, of course.
First and foremost.
Excitement.
The lush greens.
Yeah.
Greenery.
Merch.
A lot of sick merch.
Yeah.
A lot of sick merch.
So that's fucking, it's important.
This is important.
Dyrus, any take backs, backs apologies any epic slams over here
You ready to dunk on someone today Jersey? What's going on?
We fuck it who should I dunk on yeah, you got yeah, what do you got?
Yeah, you want to fucking dunk on hit us with it hit us with it. I don't know
Okay
But now I want to do is just just get the little guitar string plucked.
See if I got any so wet I can get loose.
I can do it for you.
I'm telling you, I have a guy.
He is great.
He really helped me.
It was wild.
I'm the guy.
It just was off-putting at first to have a man's finger so close to my asshole.
Sure.
Like, gotcha bitch!
And I'm guessing these are big digits.
They're big digits.
Yeah, he's a big man. Big digits. Yeah.
Does he trim his fingernails? Yeah, I did. I had no issues with fingernails.
So yeah, I think he keeps us... Did you say that's not my belly button?
You said that's not my finger either. Yes, points!
No, I didn't say that. I would love, I would love you guys to come down here and...
Watch you get the procedure done? No, come and get, get your taint plucked. Well, just like me. Yeah.
I kind of, I kind of want to come down and be like, yeah, I've had similar,
similar issues to Adam. And then he's like,
Don he's like, all right, we're going to do one more thing with your feet.
And then we'll be done. And I'll be like, um, under the hood.
And he's like, he told you about that he's like uh we don't give that service yeah I'm a special boy okay and then and then now you're not getting
it yeah I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to blow up the spot yeah
but you've had but Adam you've been traffic you might be traffic
Paid for it. So yeah, it was not trafficking if you're the one who pays for it. So
So then hang on a second that would be solicited. I solicited him. Yeah, I guess did you solicit some fucking
Provisions you harbor. Yeah, I might have. I might have. And you might want to obtain some transportation
before you get the recruitment of the patriotic.
I don't know what's happening.
Before I get extradited.
Those are just, we like to list at the end of podcasts,
we like to list a bunch of words
we don't really know the meaning of.
Almost funny.
Antigua.
Was it close?
Is this another episode?
Yeah.
Well, I guess the main thing is, is say, guys, please come out to our show
in Atlantic City at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City.
We're so excited. Isaac may or may not.
And we definitely hope May, you'll have to see, get his nipples and or very cool
earring pierced live on stage
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Are we are we at a hundred are we gonna get a plaque? I think- did- did-
I don't know, people kinda came up a little weak. We're at 92.
What the fuck, dude? TII Nation, just go- you don't have to watch.
Yeah, okay.
You don't have to watch.
Yeah, just give them your info.
Just sign up, just subscribe.
Come on.
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I'm a little disappointed in the nation. Come on. We want a plaque, please. Come on now.
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