This Is Important - Ep 197: Live From Atlantic City: The Nipple Piercing Pageant
Episode Date: April 23, 2024Today, this is what's important: Live from Atlantic City! Hard Rock memorabilia, babies, lifeguards, AC locals, car accident, gym friends, piercings, Q&A, hot topics, & more. See omnystudio.c...om/listener for privacy information.
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Nothing like a hot buzz ball to start the night my god at Lennox I just want to soak this in for a second I know I can't see
anybody because the lights are so damn bright but you didn't think we were gonna get these jackets, did you?
Y'all didn't think we were getting these jackets, did you?
That really felt like that moment, like, you know when like, NSYNC, like a song would end,
but like, they wait for applause, so they just kind of are like...
Yeah, right.
Kind of still gotta stay in the vibe.
Right. Yeah. Well, we saw the NS to stay in the vibe. Right.
Well, we saw the NSYNC memorabilia.
Yes.
Evidently, they dressed up as a bootleg Hulk one time
or something.
I don't know.
Yeah, they were all dressed as Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
that one time.
That's what I saw.
I don't know if I saw a bootleg Hulk.
Yeah.
I was pretty hammered last night.
Okay.
Buh buh sound!
I must have been-
Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh sound!
Dude, I got pretty drunk last night too, because normally when, uh, because they were playing
at the circle bar here in the middle.
Okay.
You know it, you know it, you know it.
There's like a-
No, we just drove in first time here.
There's a circular bar, and aptly named and was it called
No, it's not what it's called bar great name called the lobby bar lobby you deaf fuck
No, it's like circle bar fuck
And they were playing pitch perfect. They were yeah, it was on TBS. Can you blame them and
Normally, I'd be like nah, we have to turn that but last time I was like, let's watch it. Yeah, you did
I grabbed the bartender. I go, can we get that one on the big screen real quick?
Dude, and I know you said I heard you say hey, can we turn that and I thought you said off and I leaned over
And I'm like, thank you, and then I looked up and it was on the big screen
I'm like, yeah, and then I said
Please don't stop the music I'm like, thank you. And then I looked up and it was on the big screen. I'm like, yeah. And then I said,
You're welcome.
Please don't stop the music.
Oh.
You can't, it's a little early.
It's a little early, Blake.
Please don't stop the music.
I don't know.
We can't give it to him, not yet, Blake.
We can't give it to him, not yet.
Okay, okay, you sure?
No, we can't.
Please don't stop.
You're sure.
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My favorite shit because people at the live shows That's your favorite they love it and then the people online after the show comes out and we release it
They're like why the fuck he's such a basic-ass singer. Why the fuck does he sing they hate it?
Hey, this is for the keyboard warriors out there
that hate that I'm a song and dance man at my core
and I can't help it.
Who are your influences?
What a fucking disaster, my guy.
Who are your song and dance influences?
My song and dance influences would probably
be just Jack Black.
Right, right. Yeah, yeah. I imagine how Jack
Black would sing Rihanna and then I just do that. Right. Well I'm not a good singer. I never said
I was a good singer. Thank you. Yes. I am. My mom's in the audience. Right. Yes you are honey and
you're not fat, quit saying that!
And he's not guys, he's lost some weight. I have, I've recently lost 12 lbs, it's pretty big time.
And you know what, it's crazy that all it took was starting to exercise again,
quitting sugar, quitting caffeine, eating more vegetables.
I'm drinking Red Bull right now, so quitting is a loose turn.
Quitting is a loose turn.
Tonight's the night.
I'm just more hyped on the dude in the back when you said, I lost pounds, he said, boo!
Yeah.
Right.
And he's like, bad guys unite!
Right.
I'm like, sorry man, I just want to fit in my jeans again.
And he goes, let's roll!
And they just roll.
I'm like, I'm just trying to fit in my jeans again.
Yeah, that's punch!
It is a sad day when you go like, it's sweatpants from here on out.
Right.
Well, what's cool is your wife was pregnant,
but now...
You are.
Adam's officially a daddy!
I'm the daddy now.
And the cool move that women, when they get pregnant,
they want to keep some of their jeans,
they just like get a hair tie.
Oh yeah.
They like loop it through and go over the look. That was kind of a sexy move. Have you tried that or no?
I didn't try that. No, I was a little embarrassed. I thought that don't look at my pants
But I'm just throwing that out there. She she actually it sucked cuz she lost like when she had the baby
She lost the baby. No, no, like
Baby where would you think it went?
Yeah, I got a text going, hey, if,
I refer to forget the baby somewhere.
Hypothetical.
Hypothetically, where would I lose, I go,
lose, I said lose change drawer?
Are there stairs that go to the roof?
And we didn't decide that you were taking the baby
to Atlantic City, right?
And I open up the luggage and I go, no we got him
Hand yeah, dude those babies be sucking to okay. We've made this
Perfectly clear on Instagram. Dude. These babies be sucking. Okay mean, they will, they like, they'll suck on, I mean, they're like constantly trying to...
Yeah?
Okay, well you guys are taking it weird and sexual.
It's not weird and sexual.
I mean, you're saying babies...
No, go off, King.
Go off.
I get it, I get it.
Babies be suckin' is the way you say it is sexual.
I know, I get it.
Also, you're a sexual guy.
I get it, I'm a sexual being.
In this jacket? In this jacket, anything is taken sexually. And for those listening at home that
didn't come out to the show, you'll never know what jackets we're wearing. Yeah. But they're very
sexual. And they're definitely not like the Letterman jackets we were claiming we were gonna get.
We really wanted to get very cool Letterman jackets And we saw these jackets that are definitely for tiny women
And we're like we'll take three
Yeah, they look like what's on the rack for like American Idol contestants, right?
They're like Justin Guarini. This is his line of jacket. That's the Adam Lambert special. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. He's tall
He's also do that. He's six three pretty good
Yeah, so anyways, baby strong too
He's actually really strong too strong. He could like bench
Quite the muscular bill physique. He can like get swim too. He can give really long piggyback rides.
It should be Adam Godambert.
But, uh...
Okay.
Adam Godambert.
Okay, we'll give you some points.
Yes, points!
Yeah. Yeah, that's what he does.
He puts up points, maybe.
No, so I mean, we talked about it a little bit on an earlier podcast,
but I do, this is a first live podcast.
Uh, I... Fake had my son suck on my
titty as a joke for an Instagram post I thought it was funny yeah some people do
think it's funny and there's a hard line yeah I found out the hard way either
you're like oh that's hilarious or you're like foul oh, that's hilarious, or you're like, foul! Right.
No!
So many people are like, I used to like you,
you son of a bitch.
So you ruined it for me.
Um, so, you know.
Have you let your baby stuck on your nose yet?
What?
You never did that?
I don't know.
It wasn't like a lut.
Like, I'm letting him do that.
I was like...
He forced you? You can talk about it here.
No, you're holding him.
You're holding him like this.
This is a safe space.
You go to like kiss him on the cheek,
and he's like hungry, so he's like...
Right.
I love it.
He's just like...
I miss it.
There are times I chase my 10-year-old around the backyard just saying,
just suck my nose.
Just give it a nibble!
They don't take you to school!
It is wild!
Say it!
Cause you hear these, like I used to hear you guys when you talk about your kids
and like, oh I miss how small they were and I'm like, what a bitch.
Um, I'm like, God, shut up.
Uh, now I get it.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're fine.
Yeah, cause it is, it is like wild.
I was talking to my wife, I was like,
They're never, it's never gonna be this small ever again, right?
And what if I just started to cry you guys Adams?
starting to figure it all out
What if I'm I'm really sweaty right now. I'm sweating out of the corners of my eyes really bad right now. Yeah. Oh my god
You think you could you think you could bust out of that thing?
You think I could flex out of this thing?
I don't know.
Ain't no way.
Me and you are wearing the same size.
Ders got the larger size, which I think,
I think I should have got the larger size.
I'll try.
Mine kind of works, huh?
Yeah.
Ders actually fits him.
Here, I'll try to flex out of it.
Okay, let's do it.
Hello!
Here we go.
Oh, you gotta zip it, huh?
Yeah!
Okay, good luck.
Alright.
Oh my god!
Can you zip it?
Here we go.
Wow, dude!
Uh, do you wanna show the back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
Did it?
Did it?
Did it?
No, not at all.
No, the zippers opened.
Oh, the zippers opened.
That's actually a pretty cool magic trick.
Yeah.
Oh, let me just get some change. That's actually a really cool magic trick yeah oh let me just get some change boom that's actually a really
cool magic trick if you're like Adam your shoulders out of its socket
something's popping he's saying I mean maybe you couldn't see it but it it's
looser now you lose try to do it cuz it does you guys Adams figuring everything
out tonight if you stretch, it gets looser.
No, something popped.
It didn't split open in the back.
No.
It's a...
Be on my fucking side for once.
Yeah, some of the letters popped off.
It says Rod Cock now.
Somehow.
That's weird.
You know who I bet could have busted out of that thing?
What, Kyle?
Big fucking Kyle. Yeah, yeah.
No, actually I couldn't disagree more
because now he's a little wayfish bitch
because he plays too much pickleball.
Right.
Well you know what, because Kyle
is working on what we do in the shadows.
Freaking Sia.
Yeah, a show we all know and love.
He doesn't care about what we do in the city.
He refuses to come back to the podcast because he chooses pickleball
Over his lifelong friends and devoted fan base of TI I nation so see ya
Is he the villain of the pod kind of weird? Yeah, I don't know you guys are saying it
So yeah, it makes a lot of sense. We didn't say that we didn't't say that. When you guys did backyard wrestling as way too old children.
Yeah, as seniors in high school.
Dude, I love you guys, but I watched that shit
and I'm like, wow, girls did not talk to you.
Yeah.
Like, your Wednesday nights were crazy.
You're like, this is peak Friday Saturday.
This is Friday.
No.
You're just slamming Gatorade zeros. A girl talked to me and she was the freaking coolest girl in the world. No. You're just slamming Gatorade zeros.
A girl talked to me, and she was the freaking coolest girl
in the world, dude.
OK.
Yeah, OK.
What was your teacher's name?
Was she wore an eye patch?
Wow, you burnt me, bro.
Points.
Points.
All right, I'm coming.
I got a lot of shit to do up here.
Yes, points.
Yeah, but no, her name was Teresa,
and she was my first girlfriend.
Okay.
She rocked, okay?
Yeah, I know Teresa.
And she liked my hardcore backyard wrestling.
Yeah.
Well dude, there's always gonna be some cool chicks that they'll go along with whatever
their boyfriends do and they're like, oh, you're backyard wrestling with your friends as a
17 year old boy?
Right.
Okay, I'll sit there and go, good Eskimo foe.
Right.
Uh, yeah, cool.
I'll be right over after fucking some other dude.
Yeah.
Wee-oo.
Who just likes to stand around and look hot.
Yeah.
That's the fucked up shit.
You're actually doing something with your life.
Thank you.
Other dudes, you can just kind of see the outline
of their dick through their jeans. Sure enough. They're just kind of see the outline of their dick through their jeans.
They're just standing around on the hood of their car,
waiting to get fucked.
Crazy.
Yeah, that never worked for me.
I was doing a lot of standing around.
Well, you heard the part about the dick through the jeans.
That's what I was missing.
You had the hood of the car.
I was on the hood of the car.
But you were sprawled out on it.
Like a tiger. you want to ride
Please don't stop the music in poppin keep driving drop top screaming out money ain't a thing
Yeah, I hope you like germaine de Pree. Hey mom. Can I get one of those new cell phone things?
I think I need one for safety. Yeah
Mom, can I get one of those new cell phone things? I think I need one for safety.
Yeah.
On location, baby.
You guys have cell phones?
I had a cell phone.
Yeah, hell yeah.
I played Snake for days, bro.
Yeah.
We know you played Snake for days.
Did you have a cell phone?
Wouldn't that be cool if you got a cell phone?
Mom, I'm playing Snake.
Do not come in.
Don't come in.
I'm playing Snake again.
No, I'm about to get the high score!
Game over, man!
This is the best I've ever done!
I think cell phones...
I had a friend with a cell phone in high school, but I think they popped when I was in college and you guys were...
Yeah, you were so old.
...in preschool.
Yeah, sometimes I forget how fucking old you are.
Remember when I was your counselor at aquatics camp and
Hold up. I taught you guys how to do this when you fell off the water skis and
Wait, wait, this is actually something I want to talk to you about
I've seen some videos of um lifeguards recently on like a nice dude
What do you want? Do you want the spotlight? Dude, your algorithm fucking sucks, dude
I like how he's like, oh, I got it. I got it. I've been looking at lifeguards
Dude hear me out
It's multiple videos that I've noticed where like
Well, because the first time I saw it it was shocking. I'm like this person has
Tourette's or something of
But what's up with lifeguards doing this?
Cuz they're getting their hair out of their face homie, what do you mean you have long hair?
They like walk and they do like this
What I want to say that it look at your hair just falling out. Yeah
I would not be a good lifeguard.
Is it windy?
No, no, it's like they like are like.
Are they standing for very long periods of time?
Well what's cool about the lifeguards that I knew were drunk.
Right, at least hug on.
So my friends that were lifeguards at the Funplex in Omaha, Nebraska, they were getting,
oh, someone knows it? No, you don't. Woo, Funplex in Omaha, Nebraska, they were getting... Oh, someone knows it?
No, you don't.
Uh, woo, Funplex!
I just wanted to scream.
They were fucking wasted, you know,
sitting up in their high chairs.
So you think that...
They're like, brrr, don't do that.
So you think that these lifeguards are on like,
Salvia or something, and they're like...
Yeah.
Or what's the shit that you do in prison?
jankum. yeah they're on jankum and that's jankum remind me exactly that's
like human shit fermented human shit. the vapors. yeah yeah I feel like this guy's I feel like Atlantic
City is jankum central right I feel like you go underneath the boardwalk and there's just like 15 guys like you want some jankum right right come on down here get
some jank of that ocean spray this place is a trip by the way is anybody local
around here like no there's some locals and I feel like it's like it's like LA
it's like the locals are pretty normal It's the psychopaths that just come to Atlantic city.
Right.
We're the problem.
Right.
We're the ones who like, someone came here in 1997 with their family.
Right.
And then lost everything.
And he's the guy that we saw that had his head stuck in the sand earlier today.
Oh, man.
Yes.
There was, we, we were.
Everybody here is like, that's Ostrich Man.
He's cool actually
yeah we like him no we went to take a hot girl walk this afternoon along the
boardwalk where we're just walking yeah yeah up and down the boardwalk yeah we
were trying to get noticed yeah we were sure and by the way dude I was so
offended by the guy trying to get us to go to the AC Comedy Club. He's like, you like comedy? And I'm like... Yeah.
I am comedy.
I don't know. You tell me.
Wake up!
Do I? And he's like, I don't know.
Yeah.
You want to come see comics?
I'm like, which comics do you have?
Did any of them perform on Comedy Central?
Perhaps Adam Devine's house party? He's like, no, no. No one was on that. Never heard of that.
He walks away, he's like, fucking locals. But it was a wild scene on that.
And then we see a man with his head stuck in the sand and he's just going,
and then it looked like he was doing,
at first we were like, oh this is peaceful,
he's doing yoga.
And then we realized-
We're so LA, we're like, oh he's doing yoga.
Right.
He's like, he's doing yoga.
And we're like, oh he shit his yoga pants.
Yeah.
Oh, well hey, that's, maybe that's a new yoga we don't know about.
Maybe that's a thing that we don't know about
in Los Angeles.
The Cosmode diarrhea. And then on our hot girl walk back, Maybe that's a new maybe that's a thing that we don't know about in Los Angeles
And then on our hot girl walk back right we walked a damn near to the rainforest cafe Almost got there almost got to the rainforest cafe
I am for anybody who saw my Instagram story
I did take a nice jog to the rainforest cafe where took a hot man job a guy was pissing in a garbage can
Yeah, this place is fucking can. Yeah, yeah.
This place is fucking cool as fuck, dude.
It's sick.
I am kind of surprised at how cool,
because a lot of people we ran into last night
were just like, what are you doing in this shit hole?
And we're like, it doesn't seem like it's that bad.
Yeah, we like it.
Yeah.
It's charming.
Yeah.
I like it.
Yeah.
It's got a Juna...
But, so the yoga guy on our way back was...
Was getting assisted by...
Three paramedics.
By three paramedics.
Okay, sure.
Whom he was...
And then they were like doing...
He was trying to prove he wasn't fucked up.
He was trying to prove he wasn't fucked up
and they're like doing like a test on him.
Like he's a drunk driver and he's going
No, dude
Right. No, he like he had props. He's like you see this cone. I could jump over it like a hundred times
I'm cool, man. They're like we just are checking for your heart rate player
Yeah, and then and then we were that we were like, yeah, well, it seems fucking cool.
Look how many times he jumped over that cone.
Yeah, and he's in the audience now, man.
We put him on the list.
There he is.
Bring him out, bro.
And then he stands up and goes, shaw-da-tay.
What?
Those aren't words?
And then there was multiple fires.
Yeah, a lot of fires today.
A lot of fires today.
We did not start, I guess it's because it's so close to 420, bro.
Hey!
Does anybody smell smoke?
Yeah.
No, seriously, I think there's smoke.
There's a fire somewhere.
Yeah, there could be.
There's so much confusion outside of that fire.
Everyone's like, you smell smoke?
And they're like, happy holidays to you.
No, seriously, I think something's happening. Yeah gonna happen the arcade is on fire arcade fire that's a
great band name and that's how I get it those guys came to Atlantic City once
and then arcade started on fire lights on fire every year when you guys were my
favorite thing I was a I was a high school stoner.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh gee.
I was a high school stoner.
And I mean, I'm an adult stoner now, but.
Slow peety baby.
But my favorite thing was on 420,
just walking around as if no teacher knows
what the fuck we're talking about.
And just going like, happy holidays to you.
I'm still gonna send it.
And then the teacher's like, all right.
He's like, I don't know, I think he just really
celebrates Hitler's birthday, that's weird.
Oh, is it Hitler's birthday?
Yeah, there's like a lot of terrible things
that happen on birthdays.
Adams act like he doesn't know,
like he's not gonna pledge allegiance
Stop I just
The other the other thing I didn't know that everybody kind of like gets on I guess it's national like
Bicycle day or so. Oh, yeah, I don't know
There's hella people in the DMs like show some love to fucking bikes every once in a while
You know, also people-
I feel like bikes don't need-
There's no bikes sitting around going,
but what about me?
Well yeah, you're right.
Remember that time,
so why do we need a fucking holiday for bikes?
I think what people are trying to encourage is that like,
environmentally people are like,
can't you just ride a bike and not drive a car?
Oh shit, oh shit.
Nah, we gotta burn those fossil fuels, dog.
I just wanna party.
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We also saw a man just crash a bike,
just driving a bike on the boardwalk today
and just ate shit into a wall.
This all happened on our hot girl walk.
We're not kidding.
No, no.
Atlantic City, baby.
Around every corner is another story.
It was another fun adventure.
Yeah, dude was just going straight and then started not going straight.
Right into a wall.
I thought like somebody did.
Aren't you glad he wasn't in a car? Yeah
We never talked about this and I don't we can not talk about it remember when we saw a car accident
In or in San Jose in San Jose we saw a legit car accident
Yeah, we were pretty drunk coming back from the bar and this it was walking and yeah
And we were driving left the car there. We also separate cars
We saw our accident no and this guy it was supposed
It was like you veer right or you veer left
And then there's a light pole like right in the middle and he just went straight into the light pole
I can see you did not veer even a little bit. 30 miles an hour?
He was fucking slow. He was zoom zooming and we saved his life
He was zoom-zooming and we saved his life
We what you guys we got him out of the car You guys did I was on the other side of the street and you guys I was having my ailments
So I didn't want to run over right ailments is a vodka soda. Yeah, right
I was having my ailments you guys ran over to help him and I was right in front of the hotel and I go oh
words Just pointing at the watch over to help him and I was right in front of the hotel and I go, Oh,
so I was pointing at the watch. Yeah. You guys got this.
And I don't want to get too detailed into it, but like the guy gets out,
his ribs are clearly broken and he's on the ground. Yeah.
How were they clearly broken? Cause they're poking out at all. Yeah. He couldn't really breathe. It was really scary. Don't worry about it.
Clearly. Well, I got't really breathe. It was really scary. Don't worry about it. Clearly, he liked it.
Yeah, well, I got a good night's sleep.
Now he gives a fuck.
And so we're like calling 911.
They're on their way.
And Blake just, we're hammered.
And Blake, in the most purest sense
of human to human connection,
Blake's a good person.
Takes a knee, puts his hand on the dude's hand,
holds it.
This dude thinks he's gonna die, and I think he might.
On his knee, and Jen starts rubbing it.
Yeah.
And I'm like, there comes the boner.
Blake starts, but Blake genuinely starts saying nice things
to make him feel better, whatever.
He's like, you're so handsome.
And he's like, it's great, you're gonna be okay, man.
It's all good, it's all good, you're gonna be fine.
We call 911, they're gonna be on their way here.
And you're like, man, this dude,
Blake's really connecting with this dude.
And then he starts saying stuff like,
it ain't even that bad, dude.
He's like, it's not that bad.
It ain't even that bad.
That is what he needed to hear, dude.
I know, but he's like,
the dude is like this, it's actually really bad.
He's gurgling up blood, and Blake's like like, nah dude, that ain't even blood, dude.
No, because the way it played out was like, fucking shit happened.
It was like, oh my god, and we kind of walked over like, oh we gotta go see what's up.
And it's like, oh this dude is fucked up.
But then like, it hit a switch where I'm like, this guy might fucking have like a heart attack.
Like he can't breathe.
He started, he did go into like convulsions and stuff. I think he was like starting to be like I'm he's making it
worse for himself so I was like yo dude it's not that bad.
Well why? Blake just started going like this a lot. You hit a light post that's
it bitch. Yeah you're kind of being a bitch about the whole thing. Your car didn't
explode, yeah bitch. That's. I'm gonna kick your ass
Yeah, and then when the ambulance finally got there
Oh, this is amazing remember the fucking guys down there and the paramedic it was like looks up. He's like oh
Shit, you're Blake and Ders
And we're like dude, you're in really good hands. Yeah.
And then we walked, we took off.
And I'm sure that dude's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It has to be legit.
So scary.
Yeah.
It was like so scary that we forgot to want to talk about it.
Yeah.
We have not talked about it.
So you guys start talking about other crazy shit.
So scary that the next morning, none of us even talked about it.
This is the first time hearing this story.
And I just went to bed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got a good night's sleep.
And then we went to wherever we were going the next day,
and never talked about it again.
Until six months later, in Atlantic City!
Hey.
You guys don't talk about it, but it replays in my nightmares every night.
It ain't even that bad, dude.
Dude, can you get under the boardwalk?
Because that's, that to me...
Under the boardwalk.
If this is what's happening above the boardwalk,
what is the under...
I imagine it's like the Foot Clan layer.
Right?
Where it's just teens fucking chain smoking cigs and doing cool skateboard tricks.
Is that where the phrase above the board comes from?
Is that a phrase?
Yeah, wait, what?
Just a joke.
Oh, okay.
We can let that one go.
Yeah, no points. Don't give a fuck about it.
Yeah, don't give him points for that.
I see.
Shit.
Okay, alright.
I'll give him a friendship.
Yeah, can you get under the boardwalk?
Because you can.
And is that where you do your crystal meth?
Or that's...
It is.
It is.
Whoa, that was the most unanimous fucking
that's what we do on crystal meth.
Yup.
That is where.
That was a huge response.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes!
Everyone's like,
well when I said,
is that where you do Jankum?
People are like, well it's not the number one drug you do under the boardwalk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's like, is that where you do jenkum? People are like, well, it's not the number one drug you do under the
boardwalk. Yeah, that's a sure you could find some human shit to sniff. No, jenkum
we do at the waterslide park. That place is off the chain, by the way. What is it?
The island? You guys aren't from here, are you? Well, by the way, no one
goes to the waterslide park. Oh my god.
It was popping, dude.
It was playing like house music.
I saw like it's hanging off the side.
I saw dudes slide.
It was incredible.
I saw guys filming a rap video in there.
I saw a man on a waterslide.
No, there was legit.
Blake is amazed by just things.
Wow.
He's like, look at, Water water like we were walking down the boardwalk
And he goes whoa and I go what and he goes so they just build this boardwalk so people don't have to walk in
the sand
Putting it all together and I go
Yeah, and he goes never thought about that before
Yeah, and he goes never thought about that before
Stupid dumbass, which is crazy like you're from, California. I know I grew up around Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk
Concord what's up? You're from Concord bro. No, there's no fucking way. No, he's not no he isn't that would be really weird What brought you here?
The jankum wait did we hardcore wrestle together?
Sir, supine tour rockabillyilly Rex dude. I was at the uh
They have a very nice gym at this hotel. I have some friends that I met at the gym. They're around here somewhere
Yeah, there's my bros
Brothers in school. They're like fuck you you can rip the jacket you bitch. Yeah, no it right
It felt like something ripped you couldn't see it, but yeah, it's
My lad is just hanging on
There's some there were some characters in that gym. There's a guy wearing jeans
Gold shoes he was I talked to them. He's 66. We all have gold jackets on by the way, but no ahead
Yeah, well, this is part of the reason I was like we got a cop these gold jackets
I saw this guy's look gold hat. He was 66. He's wearing a lot of gold jewelry Go ahead. Yeah. Well, this is part of the reason I was like, we gotta cop these gold jackets. I saw this guy's look.
Gold hat.
He was 66.
He was wearing a lot of gold jewelry.
Hell yeah.
Uh, and he was telling me he just had heart surgery.
And three weeks ago,
and the doctors told him he's not supposed to work out,
but what the fuck do they know?
Hold up.
And then he was like,
you gotta keep moving.
You gotta keep moving or you'll die what's crazy, and I'm going yeah
You have to do it Adam doesn't realize he was visited by the ghost of the future
Like you and he's he came back in time on a bogus journey to tell you you gotta keep moving
If there's any advice I can give you as I wear my gold hat, don't you?
Dude, and it all starts tonight with the jacket.
You forged these chains.
So dumb, dude.
You gotta keep moving.
You gotta keep, and I'm like, you have to,
you have to, dude.
And then these guys that I worked with,
that were also in the gym were like,
are you okay?
Like, this guy's cornering you and I'm like,
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Well, that's because you were talking to yourself.
Yeah.
They're like, are you okay?
I was just looking in the mirror,
going, you have to keep moving.
But you're talking to a ghost.
You have to keep moving.
It's true.
Are you okay?
I do as you were like,
and the guy had like a decent build,
you know, pretty funny, cute dimple.
Um.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, if he took a little bit better care of himself,
he might be handsome.
Yeah.
But he doesn't, so we'll never know.
Seemed like pretty grounded, like Midwest mentality.
Also, a little bit Hollywood.
Yeah.
Hello.
Lot of gold chains,
which come to think of it, kind of works.
Yeah, it works for him.
On his frame.
On his frame.
On his traps.
Uh, dude, I saw another funny thing at the, not this gym, but I live in Newport Beach,
and that gym is like, just a bunch of fucking swole bros with broccoli hair.
What does that mean?
You know how the kids now, they all like, I have broccoli hair.
No, you don't have broccoli hair.
The kids now all comb their hair forward and it curls right here and they're always going like...
Right.
And why is that... broccoli?
Because it looks like broccoli. It looks like the head of a broccoli.
Like if you were to lay broccoli this way.
Yes, got it. When it's kind of like a poofy cloud.
It's a poofy... yeah.
Poofy broccoli... Cauliflower, yeah. Poofy broccoli...
Cauliflower, yeah.
Or cauliflower.
Yeah.
Or cabbage.
What are some other vegetables?
Eggplant.
No, not eggplant.
Quake?
Lifeguards?
That was on the tip of my tongue.
But there was...
There was this guy that comes in with a straight up Labrador.
I was like, oh, Ders would hate this.
And it's like on the little turf area where everybody's laying down and doing their little stretches.
Not okay.
And this dog lays down and just goes like...
Yeah.
And does like that dog move and just is laying there.
And there's these two dudes that are like also in the same little section.
And the guy was like,
Right, right.
And I just imagined you just snapping at this man.
Would you have said something in that moment?
Cause he loves dogs, but hates people with dogs,
which is a very funny.
I don't mind dogs.
I like dogs.
Yeah, I know you do.
You know?
You know, check my backyard.
There's plenty of them buried.
No, that would drive me crazy.
If the dog got up and there was just hell of hair,
Yeah, there was.
I don't think I would talk to the guy.
I think I would talk to the dog.
How dare you?
My therapist about how I shoulda, woulda, coulda.
I don't know if I would say anything.
Like, cause what are you gonna say?
I mean, yeah, don't let your dog do that, but he just did.
He already did it.
You know, so you kind of have to wait at the door for that opportunity to happen,
but then you have Never Working Out, so like, what are you doing there?
Yeah. Oh, God.
And another funny thing happened immediately after that, so that just happened.
And then the baseball game was on TV. And you you know how they put is it for outs that they put
like the K in the out that's a strikeouts a strikeout so it was like
three K's just laid out and it was on mute right and so in the outfield they
put a K for a strikeout and it's it's a bad it's it's they probably should change
it I think they did some places. Yeah.
Go ahead.
Hold on.
It was 3Ks that just laid out,
and it was on mute,
and this woman looks up at the TV,
and she goes,
Oh my god.
Right.
And then she goes,
Disgusting!
Goodbye.
And then turns around and walks away,
and no one knew what the fuck she was talking about.
Right.
Until we looked up at the screen,
and we were like, Oh, and no one told her. So she, talking about right until we looked up at the screen and we were like oh and no one told her so I bet she was
just driving home being like right these racist fucks have taken over our god damn
country. I'll never root for the Anaheim Angels again.
Ay-ay-ay. And that's down in Orange County? Yeah. I guess it's changed. Yeah. Yup. Burn!
Epic slam.
Maybe we need to get some beers out here.
I don't know.
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
Maybe we need a couple cool, coolers, lights out here.
Isaac.
Isaac Horner.
Hey, everybody.
I'm ready now.
This is the way.
Where's our boy Isaac?
Isaac, like, forgot he has something to do?
Oh, he's got a couple things to do.
He's got a couple things to do.
Doesn't he?
He's a bagel.
Yeah, might be to show them, doesn't he?
Pink nips.
Those pink, pink nips.
Bring them out, bring them out.
Okay, there he is.
Bring them out, bring them out.
There he is.
Hornet. Hornet. Bring him out, bring him out. Okay, there he is. Bring him out, bring him out. There he is. Corn. Pornay.
Pornay.
Hey, you wanna show us those pink nips, Isaac?
Yeah, man.
Maybe you wanna, maybe you wanna show them?
Do the dance.
I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits.
I do, I know, it fucking sucks, but guess what, guys?
I have an even bigger surprise planned.
Uh-oh.
Because Isaac hates showing his nips. Oh, so I
Got a piercer to come out here
Okay, getting radical and we hired this gentleman. There's a lot of really cool piercings
And Isaac I believe is going to get something pierce. He really doesn't want to get his nipple pierce
Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
But I think he should.
Uh-huh.
But if we have to go ear,
I feel like that's doable as well, but way less cool.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Way less cool.
That was pretty good.
Can we just let that rip one more time?
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah!
Cisco.
I like, that's a good drop.
Dude, I feel like that, if you get a piercing,
like if you have a really cool piercing,
and it's like a pink bedazzled piercing,
that has to play every time you walk into a room.
Yeah, dude. That has to play every time you walk into a room. And then you're just like, uh, do two everything bagels?
Yeah, I'll take the uh, I don't want the hand wash, just the car wash deluxe is fine.
Yeah, it just, um, it kind of burns when I pee
Should we have him get his piercing you know
Come on we need some support come on we need some support
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Okay Okay, everybody our period our piercing specialist JR JR. We found him under the boardwalk today
Okay, yes for Jacob he looked up and we're like he's our guy that's our Isaac
Okay. We asked for Jankum, he looked up and we're like, he's our guy.
He can pierce Isaac.
Okay, this is...
This is good.
This is interesting.
Hang on, hang on.
Wait.
Maybe we do a quick vote because I feel like we're dialing it right into ear piercing.
Yeah, I don't like that.
Maybe...
No sir, I don't like it.
Maybe we should vote...
Let's go, let's start with...
Let's start with...
Okay, hey, we understand.
We understand.
Nipple's a clear favorite.
Nipple's a big favorite.
Big favorite.
Do we...
Hey!
Do we go...
Do we go belly button.
Who's here for a belly button?
Okay.
Alright.
Belly button.
I'm hearing some boos.
Not a lot of people...
Well, because you can't see the belly button all the time who is here
for an ear okay okay all right you I mean this crowd might riot because he
might not want to do anything but the ear That's a full-on Prince Albert. He'll do it behind the couch. Yeah
Prince Albert now for those of you that don't know does anyone here have one? Yes besides
I just heard like four dudes standing together. I'll go. Yes, Isaac
Hey there I just heard like four dudes standing together all go, yes, Isaac. Durs, hey, they're. Durs, it's in.
Under the boardwalk.
It's in Atlantic City, that's where it goes down, bro.
Yeah, there's a full on Prince Albert specialist
under the boardwalk.
If you go to a journal and then a dude shows up next to you
and you hear a tink, like when he,
you're like, damn son.
Well, also you're kind of like damn son
because that's
That's a pretty big cock But I also think my cousin hit the urinal
I think you know what it also might be is like just to the side they do it
It's like a mating call sure where they're like it's like it's like how you need another for it
You're looking for action. You're supposed to tap underneath the stall like that senator years few years back? Not that I know. No, no, no. By the way, what an obvious thing. I like how the
news outlets had explained that. They're like, so in homosexual communities a tap
under the stall and I'm like that's not covert at all. Well, I feel like
I've got some toilet paper stuck on my foot before. Oh boy. And what happened next?
I fucked up the music.
And that's how Adam got cast in Pitch Perfect.
Whoa.
His dick's perfect.
Cats out of the bag.
Okay.
Alright, so let's get real here.
I'm seeing a lot of hardware.
We got a lot of hardware up here. We pre-chose a circular hoop
that we have a pink dangly thing.
That can go in a belly button.
That can go in a nipple.
That could go, here's why I think we should do ear.
Now shut the fuck up.
Here's why I think we should.
I'm gonna be a great father. Shut the fuck up!
Gonna be. Adam, you've had your kid.
You are a dad. We lost the baby.
So here's why I'm thinking we should go ear, because then we'll get to see it all night.
Okay.
We'll get to see it. If you guys go to the after party tonight where Blake is DJing, we'll get to enjoy the ear all night long and that's my
pitch. Now is it okay to do the ear because I don't think he's gonna
pierce his butthole shut. Like I want him to. Right. Like I want him to. Right. Now
Isaac are you willing, now this is up to you,
because I'm all about peer pressure
and making you do things you don't want to do
and threatening to fire you.
Adam's a former bully.
I'm a former bully.
He's in his real zone right now.
Yeah.
I'm harkening back to my bully.
He's this close to pushing at,
Isaac, down the stairs, I'm gonna have an aneurysm.
So you are saying no to a Prince Albert.
OK, that's off the table.
So hang on a second.
What was that?
Because I think it seemed like you said yes, he wants it.
No.
No, OK.
No, you'd like it?
No, I don't want it.
OK.
So no, you don't want a life without a Prince Albert.
No, I don't want a Prince Albert.
And save that for the board.
Okay.
Save that for the board.
I'm sorry.
I heard, yes, I'm a bitch.
Anyway.
Okay.
Um, so now a nipple Isaac.
That, that to me is a clean hoop.
That's sick.
Your wife can suck on it one fun night.
Babies be sucking.
Babies be sucking. Babies be sucking. Yeah! Dude, imagine,
I'll get a number two supersize of the sprite. Imagine pulling it up to your
wife Wendy and getting a nipple pierce. Adam can do it. Oh And the table in a city Atlantic City
The table I didn't see that one coming
Here we go
No, hang on
Here we go
Interesting Hang on. Oh my God! Here we go. Okay, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. Fair.
Interesting.
Fair.
Interesting.
Fair enough.
If I do it, my boys have to do it too.
Whoa.
Right?
Oh!
Yeah.
I did not see that coming.
Yeah.
So.
You know what?
I can give you one good reason
why I can't.
Oh, why?
Because like, I'm TSA PreCheck,
and if you do that, you gotta like report back,
it's a month, the backlog, can't, I can't.
Well, I'm also TSA PreCheck, so.
No, but like, you're like famous as fuck,
and they'll be like, you're my guy,
I'll get you to that.
Moderately, the same amount of fame.
No, no. I would have to Google, like, the symptoms.
The sip, the sip.
The symptoms.
You are so dumb.
The symptoms?
I'm like seeing like maybe my titty falls off,
and I don't know.
Right.
Well, like, black veinage starts happening.
Give JR the mic.
Yeah, I like to hold it like this.
Has there ever been a really botched nipple piercing
where somebody's titty fell off?
I don't think so, but um.
That's not a strong answer.
That's not a strong answer, JR.
He's like, I don't think so,
this is my first week doing it.
Yeah.
He was asking for some beers, he's like,
can I drink a few of these beers?
I'm like, well, you are,
you might pierce Isaac's asshole shut right um so the nipple piercing that Blake's
gonna do uh now how long do you have to keep like if will it ooze if you take it
out right right right right it doesn't ooze. That was really good. It might bleed a little bit. Okay, well I'm down to do it if Blake does it.
Wow.
Wow.
I went from the three of us have to do it to now the two of us have to do it.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Hey guys.
Let's do Isaac first and then build from there. Okay, okay. Wait a second. So
Isaac's gonna do his ear and Adam really wants to pierce his nipple. I don't
really want to pierce my nipple. It seems like you do. I seem... I'm willing to back back out of it very quickly.
Let's do some, let's get to some action. Okay, what if Isaac does his, then he pierces his nipple
and then we'll see if we wanna do it.
Let's do the ear.
All right, we're doing the ear.
We're starting with the ear.
Let's start with the ear.
Let's start with the ear.
We're starting with the ear.
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Punk rock?
Oh she's rolling.
Isaac's already crying.
Yeah.
I like getting punk rock being radical.
Let's do it.
Alright.
What's the clip? Punk rock being radical. Let's do it. Let's do it. Alright. What's the clip?
Punk rock being radical.
Oh yeah, I got it right here.
Are you sure, Isaac?
Because these are some sweet pink nibs.
I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits.
Wait, can we at least see the nipples?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, look at those nipples!
Dude, those are perfectly pierceable nibs.
And by the way, your chest needs something going on. Because that is a depressing field of grass.
That needs some shiny, but let's do the ear first.
That needs some shiny.
Here we go.
Do we need sound effects?
What?
I mean, are we going to hear a crunch?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute. It's been a while since I went to Claire's.
Hold on.
What?
Oh shit.
Oh when the sun is down
Remix!
Okay.
You guys, it's happening.
Okay.
Ready, ready, ready?
Okay. Oh shit! Oh! We did it! Whoa! Oh my god! Isaac Horn everybody!
Whoa! That's already done? Alright now hold them down! get a sniffle. Isaac, Isaac, Isaac! This is punk rock.
Hey.
Isaac, you look really cool.
That's, yeah, that's warranted.
That's warranted.
Isaac, Isaac, Isaac!
Now, can you guys do me a favor?
When people say, hey, you went to the TII show,
how was it?
You can all tell people you went
and you saw full penetration on stage.
Yeah!
That's what you can say now.
And they're like, I think I know what podcast it was.
Yeah, you can say that now.
Wow.
Can you guys just do that and then we'll get a little bump.
You didn't even flinch, dude.
Wow.
He's punk rock.
I take horn, everybody!
Whoa!
Look at that shit.
Every time I come around and the, hey, play that, play the...
I mean, dude, it looks so right.
Turn your head.
Oh my god.
What am I saying?
Oh my god.
It's a microphone, you just say anything into it.
I don't have anything to say.
Thank you.
I'm a dude.
I'm a dude.
I'm a dude, you are a dude.
I say, how does it feel?
It hurts a little bit.
Right? Okay. Now you're a bitch. Okay, let's do the other one a dude, you are a dude. I say, how does it feel? Uh, it hurts a little bit. Right?
Okay.
Now you're a bitch.
Okay, let's do the other one.
Okay, Adam's nipple.
Now this side.
Why my nipple?
I said I'll do it if Blake does it.
No, you do it.
I'll do it if Blake does it.
Why do I have to do it?
You do it.
Nipple.
Blake, you do it and then I'll do it.
Absolutely not.
Well, because I'm not going to back out.
I know if I do it, you will back out.
That's not true.
I don't think so.
That is true.
I don't think so.
That is absolutely.
I think if you do it, he won't back out.
No, that is not true.
I think that's gonna sound good.
I mean, I, God, I wish he was.
You know he'll back out.
I wish he was on brand for me.
It's just not on brand.
Yeah, we know.
And I'm trying to build that right now.
Do we wanna give this dude a free nipple piercing?
Well. Can we do that?
Is that street legal?
I heard we could.
Atlantic City.
We could, but it's funnier if we do it.
Well, I want to see somebody get the nipple
to see how bad it hurts.
It's going to just hurt like an ear.
Why don't we, here's what could be fun.
We could bring three people up on stage.
We can have the audience rate their nipples
and pierce the winner.
I've
been trying to do this since the fifth grade. That's cool. Let me, I mean if we do, if we
do a version of this. Okay so then we're not getting our nipple pierced. Well if I see
it and then like they do it and they're like that was fucking awesome I'm gonna
be like I'll do it. Well now they're gonna do that. Well now they're gonna do
that. We'll see. Okay well I guess we're not piercing our
nipples and that's on Blake and that's on Blake. What the hell? He's good. Yeah. He's
good. And that's on Blake. He's good. Can we get it? We need a nipple pierced tonight. Well we do
need a nipple pierced. Well do we have three people that want full penetration?
And you know what? I'm sorry to say I think this is a guys only situation. Yeah. Which is bullshit.
Yeah, that is bullshit.
Sorry.
And I don't make the laws of the rules.
Free the nipple! What the fuck?
It's bullshit.
It's bullshit. I just saw her titties. That was cool.
What just happened?
You did a quick flash. Okay. Okay. Wait. We got, now we gotta keep this civil.
We gotta keep this nipple.
Okay, well pick some people. This is your grand plan.
I feel like this guy.
Well, no, you came with the booster.
You wanna do this?
She keeps showing her titties.
And we appreciate your service.
This guy.
Yeah, oh, for sure. You want up?
Alright.
Ladies, I'm so sorry. Follow, Ladies. I'm so sorry.
Follow, follow.
I'm so sorry.
Have we got one more?
What's it say?
Fuck Eric Griffin.
You fucked Eric Griffin?
Yeah.
Okay.
How many do we have so far?
Do we have three?
I think we have two.
I feel like if there's only a couple more,
we can bring them all up.
No, there's a lot happening.
Are there?
This guy's kind of cool. This guy's walking, he's already claiming. This guy's cool. This
cool young creature. Him and him and then let's cut it off. You and also you.
And where's our escorts? Right over here. Atlantic City escorts. Right. Which by the way, I
think we met some of them last night. They were coming over to me. I was like,
this isn't a regular Thursday night dress
you're wearing.
Right, okay.
Okay.
Please don't stop the music.
Or maybe it is, I don't know, Atlantic City.
They're like, I'm just gonna wear nothing
but pasties out tonight.
Right.
Okay, and they're on their way everybody, get ready.
You guys, I don't know if this is Atlantic City,
but I have a zit on my face for the first time
in like 15 years.
I thought the sea water was supposed to to like exfoliate. It's got some jankum in that water.
Yeah, yeah. It's that G water. All right, are they here? Water trash. It's a long walk.
It's a big hotel. Casino, whatever. Okay, we lost two of them.
Well, let's bring them out. Let's bring them out.
All right, come on.
Oh, Isaac's back.
That's a fucking sick ass hearing, dude.
It is, it works.
You look cool as fuck.
It works.
Okay, come on, gentlemen.
All right, come on out.
Yeah.
Sooner stage.
Yeah.
TII Nation, how are you?
What's up, buddy?
Nice to meet you.
Go ahead and line up.
Yep. Hello, sir. Cool, youth pastor. Wow, okay. Yeah, TII nation. How are you? It's a nice to meet you line up. Yeah
Cool you pastor Wow, okay
Hey, this is nipples are already pierced. I know action, dude
What's up, man? I do
Put your tits away. Whoa, I wish they were like plants that just got naked and flustered. Okay. Well, let's let's do a quick
Hello, sir. What is your name? Neil.
Neil.
Solid name for your nipple piercing.
Neil before Zod.
What do you do, Neil?
Lot of things.
You know what?
This guy sells Jacob under a boardwalk.
Yeah, that's a typical answer for our crowd.
Lot of things, huh?
And do you have any piercings, Neil?
I used to, but not anymore.
Oh shit, okay, so he used to. He had a punk rock rock phase me too. I have a nautical star tattoo on my calf
Yeah, okay. Where was your piercing? I had two my left or three my left ear and two my right. Yeah. Oh shit
Okay, all right. Yeah, and they so he is a past piercer. Does that disqualify him?
I don't know you you be the judge. Our boy Neil.
Neil, everybody.
Neil.
Neil, let's see those nips, Neil.
Are we gonna wait?
Let's see those nips.
Wow, dude.
Yeah, I like them.
Those are pretty good.
So one Audi, one Innie.
Can we get one in 80 degrees kind of for this?
Yeah, show the nips.
No, no, not so.
Over here.
One Audi, one kind of Innie.
Pretty good. That's cool.
Are we gonna, thank you, Neil.
Guys, are we gonna get arrested after this podcast?
Uh, maybe.
I feel like, you know how like NWA had the police fucking their own-
You can't say that about the cops.
Right?
The Atlantic City police are like, no, you could say that about them.
You're fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's your name, sir?
Uh, Chris McElroy.
Okay, let's do it.
The way you said it.
Not real.
I'm Todd's buddy. He won't get his nipples pierced. I'm here to get the job done. Okay, and
Wait a step. What's your first name again? Chris Chris McElroy everybody. What do you do Chris? I make websites for a bunch of bands and stuff and I love workaholics. Okay
Seems like a cool dude. yeah. Chris gets it. Chris he doesn't have a fake
answer like our boy Neil over here. I do a lot of things. I do a lot of things. hey Chris
I guess I just got to tell you Chris you've got like an NFL quarterback name.
yeah yeah yeah. so what happened? we're not related. you're not related. we're not
related. okay. you can pierce my butt cheeks. I already have my nipples pierced fucking years ago. Okay
I think we might be done here. We might be piercing some butt cheeks
Chris Chris McElroy, dude. Yeah, and also I don't know where that accent's from but
under the
It's something I like I enjoy it yes sir I mean you sound like a
fucking crab fisherman dude like I imagine whatever yeah crab fishermen
sound like you like Adam he's still crab yeah he's still next to you Adam
shit we're not done with the show at the hotel later. I'm gonna match contestants.
Okay.
Yeah.
He's like, move off me.
I know, I know my voice isn't safe.
Ex-Bully Adam Devine.
Yeah.
What is your name, sir?
Connor.
Connor, big C, big C.
All right.
And I think Connor might be the sleeper of the group
because he seems totally normal.
Yeah, I thought-
This guy wants his butthole pierced.
Yeah. He said butt cheeks. Our boy, Neil- This guy wants his butthole pierced. Yeah.
He said butt cheeks.
Our boy, our boy Neil is like,
hey, whatever's clever, baby.
Right.
Uh, and Connor here seems like a straightening arrow.
Are you a golf instructor?
I am not.
Youth, youth pastor.
Oh, fuck!
The hesitation.
What do you do for work?
I was close.
I work for Mars, a candy company. Holy shit! Oh, fuck! The hesitation. What do you do for work? I work for Mars, a candy company.
Holy shit!
Shit!
A confectionary king!
Get him!
Adam with the word!
Damn!
Confectionary.
Get your M&M's on.
Yeah, so what's your favorite Mars candy?
Just like peanut M&M's.
They're great.
Wow!
Stand up guy Connor! Stand. Wow! Stand up guy, Connor.
Stand up guy.
And have you ever had a piercing?
I pierced my own belly button with a safety pin when I was like 12 or 13.
Okay. Legend.
And Connor?
Yeah.
Connor, we've all done that.
Just, yeah. Don't come in in mom. I'm playing snake. Yeah, right. So Connor everybody. I don't know
He could be he could be a sleeper. Oh shit
Wait, I just want to say we saw his nipples. Are we still doing that? Yeah. Yeah, we do need to say that
And then all right, so we got a little a little base a little tuft of hair around the nipples
Just just a nipple. Yeah, Chris little they're flat little tiny. It's a big risk. Your pants are falling down
I think no. Yeah, Chris
Bro, this guy uses a sweatshirt as a belt. I
Thought he was going on a field trip Chris we saw
I thought he was going on a field trip Chris we saw
To the zoo Chris we saw some top cock right there man
Dang, he's tucked up this dude thinks he's the bear
Dude, that was remember when Britney Spears used to wear her pants like right there. Yeah
Yeah, we all remember that it's really bitch. He's bringing sexy back and Chris is
Trying to bring that that movement back and I appreciate it. Thank you. Yes. Yeah, so we got the big man of the squad right here
Yeah, I like how he's like me. Yeah
Come on player. Don't shrug it off. You're obviously bigger than everyone on stage. Yeah
Yeah, including are you the little guy at work or something? You look great.
Where do you work and don't hit me?
I do heavy construction.
Of course.
Yeah.
He's not doing light construction, that's for sure.
No, not the light shit.
He only does the heavy shit.
No rebar.
No rebar.
Well, rebar's pretty heavy.
Yeah, it is actually.
Yeah, okay.
You dumb fuck. Sorry. So what's your name pretty heavy. Yeah, it is actually. Yeah, okay. You dumb fuck.
Yeah.
Sorry.
So what's our, what's your name again?
I named the heaviest thing.
My name's Tim Foley.
Tim Foley?
Oh, that's a good name.
Oh shit, oh yeah.
What's up, dog?
Yeah.
Right.
Tim Foley.
I'm pissed now.
So you're rocking the boots.
Love it.
It completes the look.
I love your whole vibe.
You're pretty fucking rock and roll.
You got a sleeve.
There's a demon.
There's a demon come out of some flames on your...
That's my mom, but...
Oh, that is...
That's my money...my mother.
JK.
Okay, so yeah, so very scary tattoos.
So you're willing to pierce, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, can we see your tits?
That's good.
After that.
So maybe see these-
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Yeah.
All the way up, all the way up to the-
Show the crowd, show the crowd.
Yeah, show the titty.
You don't want to do it?
Wait.
I want to-
I want to do it, but my girl's over there.
So I can't-
But you can-
Oh, okay. But, I mean- Permission, m', but my girls over there, so you can
Mission my lady. Yeah, maybe ask permission. Can you say show your tits permission granted?
Show your tits
Very respectable yeah beef beefy beefy man. This light is good on you brother Yeah, and shines down on Cas and I shadow we get the curtains down for a minute
Just a minute so we got Tim my boy Connor big C. Uh-huh
Okay
Chris Chris, did you think you just got back up?
He's like I just got up here, right? And Big Neil.
OK, so we're going to go down the list.
Neil Neils.
So Neil the Thrill.
That works.
Sure.
So who do we think?
Number one, Neil.
Stand up.
Show your tits.
One last.
This is for all of the money.
We've got to see the nipples.
Let's see the nipples.
We're voting for Neil.
So if you like Neil, be loud and proud.
If you want to see Neil, pierce his nipple.
You don't know what Neil does.
Whoa.
You don't know where this nipple's
going to work the next day.
Please, no one start the music.
All right.
OK, Neil.
Back in line.
Doesn't look promising, buddy.
Yeah, it doesn't look promising.
That's OK.
It's OK.
But you got up here, yeah, that takes nipples.
It does take nipples. Now we okay. Okay, but you got up here. Yeah, that takes nipples. It does take nipples
I mean maybe one of my favorites. Yeah, Chris McIntyre Todd's buddy
The the wild child, you know, you don't know I mean the science experience nicknames crazy
You don't know, I mean... The science experiment.
Nickname's crazy.
Nickname's crazy?
Nickname's crazy.
I'm a dude.
Went to high school with our sound engineer, Todd.
Yeah.
So you know he's not to be trusted.
Could be a crab fisherman.
And also does websites for bands.
So Chris, everybody, go up here, show your titties.
Here we go.
I'm still gonna send it.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. I gotta be honest. I'm a little jealous of like the definition. He's got oh, yeah
Actually, yeah kind of a nice frame kind of like a decent frame to work with not a bad frame
Okay, so I mean so are we like let's go talk about these nipples kind of small
So are we... let's vote. Let's talk about these nipples.
Kind of small, but makes the
piercing probably look larger.
Nice decoration.
So are we voting for Chris? Make some noise if you're voting for Chris.
Okay.
And also let's pause
because we might pierce his butt cheeks.
He's down.
I don't know if you have the
equipment or the want.
But we'll see. How many gloves you got in there?
Alright, so now we're moving on to a guy that you wouldn't think would get his nipples pierced.
Sulta the Earth. Big C. Conor. You know, you don't expect it, but sometimes...
The Martian, maybe?
He might be the winner.
Mars man.
Let's show them, step up, show them nips.
And let's vote.
Who's voting for Big C?
Conor, everybody.
Go loud and proud if you want to see Conor get his nips pierced.
There it is.
Yeah.
That's the loudest so far.
That is a nice...
That's a nice loud... You might be getting your
nips pierced here, Connor.
He's... I'm alright with it.
He's alright with it. Doesn't love it.
And maybe that's better.
Maybe that's better.
Okay, our boy, Tim Foley,
he'll fucking kick your ass
and build you a home.
Right? Tim Foley, step up here, Kick your ass and build you a home, right?
Tim Foley Step up here show your nipples show the world. Oh my we go. Here we go. Yeah
What do we think? Wow, it's a pizza. Yeah, I'm a dude. Yeah now slowly caress a point. Just point at him
I'm drunk now. All right, so what are we voting for Tim Foley? Oh
I think we need Tim verse Connor like a head-to- him. I'm drunk now. All right, so are we voting for Tim Foley?
I think we need Tim versus Connor, like head to head. I think we do.
I think we do.
Gentlemen, I think you are dismissed.
Chris, stick around.
We might pure your butt cheeks.
Yeah.
Thank you so much, Neil.
Neil, everybody.
Neil, Neil. Right here.
Neil the Thrill.
Neil, hang on, hang on.
I got a shirt. Neil the Thrill.
Honestly, I wanted to see thrill. Hey Neil, hang on, hang on. I got a shirt for you.
Honestly, I wanted to see your shit so bad, dude.
I really did.
Oh, shirt for you.
You got a fucking shirt.
Sorry, sorry, I got a fucking cannon.
And, hey wait, I got a buzz ball for you too.
Come here.
Oh, dude.
Alright.
It's empty, but.
There you go.
No, that's real.
Oh, slammed it. Oh shit. It's too fucking ripped. It's too, but... There you go. No, that's real. Oh, slammed it.
Oh, shit.
Can we blow again?
It's too fucking rich.
Yeah.
Can we blow again?
Neil, I love it.
I love it.
You see, you guys fucked up, man.
Yeah, you fucked up.
You guys fucked up.
You might have fucked up.
Might have fucked up.
You were the guy.
Yeah, and I like, he's a mystery.
Neil is just like a cold gust of wind.
You're like, ooh, where did that come from?
Yeah, nature.
He definitely just sells baseball cards online.
Right.
Yeah.
All right, so big C versus big T.
Bigger T.
All right, so stand up here, boys.
Stand up here.
Put a hand over it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so this is for all the marbles,
and then we're getting to Pearson. Right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So this is for all the marbles and then we're getting to Pearson right here
Connor everybody
Okay, okay and then go straight over go straight over go straight over
big T everybody
And now Adam go straight over see if it gets louder
Wow! Big C is piercing his nips!
Here we go!
Brother, thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
We're not sure if he's in there.
First ball for you.
Ready?
Catch.
Yep.
Oh, sorry Big T. Sorry, you got a fucking cannon. Oh shit. for you ready catch yeah oh yeah the walk off god damn dude dude damn nothing
but love the white wave okay here we go here we go sit him down okay oh my god
hold on let's let's get shit really cracking and so what did your parents do that made you... I'm just
kidding. Five kids. You have five kids. What number are you? Four. Damn, you're number one in our
hearts though. Yep. Nice. Thank you. Dude, Blake's number jokes have been off the charts.
Thanks man. I've been... Big numerical comedy head. Wait, wait, wait wait are we just keeping him in the weeds for a little bit? I think it's kind of cool
He's our new Kyle
We found the Aruga Lord
Yeah, fuck yeah
so
Okay, hang on right hold on. I ate me okay. Hold on wait hold me
Wait, wait, wait, we're really getting down to the fucking business right now. You look actually, you just got scared.
Dude, this is what I love about my boy Connor,
is he was the sleeper.
No one expected him.
Right.
No one expected him to win.
Came up, we all were thinking,
oh, it's Neil all the way.
Right.
But then the fans spoke, and they go,
we want Connor to get his nipples pierced.
Because he just seems like a guy who would be behind you in line at the Starbucks.
Yeah, and you're like, this guy doesn't have his nipples
pierced, and then you realize he's a sexual deviant.
This guy's licking all kinds of stuff.
And are you worried about this nipple piercing
doing anything about your modeling career at L.L. Bean or no?
No, I think I'll be able to, you know, gather things up at Lens-In.
And can you talk to the people at L.L. Bean for me
to maybe do some modeling with you?
Of course.
Cool.
Get in here, get in here.
Okay, here we go everybody.
Give them some encouragement. Here we go.
Isaac, take notes.
Adam, I'm definitely not doing it.
Come on baby.
Come on, you fucking got this.
Come on.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Oh.
Wow. Whoa. come on yeah oh boy oh boy oh wow
Connor Connor Connor! Connor! Connor! Oh my god! You did it! Holy shit! You did it, dog!
It looks fucking sexy!
It looks fucking hot!
Now Connor, it did hurt and I want you to tell the truth.
Yeah, yeah, it definitely fucking hurt.
Yeah!
It definitely fucking hurt.
But Big C, you didn't show it at all, dude.
And that's why you are my favorite and you were the sleeper of this whole fucking thing. It looks really good
I'm real and honor everybody
Fantastic hey that one was for peanut M&Ms right there goes out to be
Legendary
Legendary he's no mom and pop shop here we go straight to
Mars bars bitch great regular man man candy Wow oh I think I know what sound
that may jingle jangle
Yeah, yeah, let's see. Wow.
Damn.
It looks great, dude.
Chris, everybody, Chris!
Oh, sorry, Connor, Connor!
No, no, Chris.
Chris is around here somewhere.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing here.
My man.
Thank you so much, Connor.
You crushed it.
Thanks, buddy.
Connor, you really, you made the show.
You showed up when Kyle did it. My guy, exactly. Thank Connor, you really, you made the show. I'm so sorry. You showed up when Kyle did it.
My guy, exactly.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, thank you.
And we're out of piercing,
so we're not gonna pierce your butthole, Chris.
But we are going to give you a T-shirt.
Yeah!
Yeah!
There you go, dog. give it up for Chris everybody
Yeah, he's willing to pierce his butthole or finger it or anything you want him to do. Yeah. Yeah, this guy's a wild card
Wow How about that? Real man of genius Dude.
Wow.
That's...
Chris, that's...
JR everybody!
JR.
Thank you so much for showing up.
Oh yeah, thank you guys.
Dude.
JR everybody.
The man.
The man.
Thank you.
Thanks for doing this.
Hey, and show the crowd your tongue, dude, because that's something I wanted Isaac to
get.
Oh yeah, check this out.
Yeah, he got the...
Double tongue. That's wild. I pinched Isaac to get. Oh yeah, check this out. Yeah, he got the... Oh yeah. Double tongue.
That's wild.
I pitched that to Isaac.
Weirdly, he wasn't out.
Thanks, brother.
But, yeah.
Wow, man.
Good.
What's crazy, he was born with it.
Good third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh guest of the pod.
Yeah.
All right.
It just went from my dad, who was battling cancer,
my newborn son, and Chris, Connor, JR,
the other guys, Tim, Timbo, and Neil, and Big Neil.
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Hey, give me some Q&A's, Isaac.
Okay, yeah, Q&A time, everybody.
And let's also see that ear when you come out here.
Yeah. Yeah! Let's see it that ear when you come out here Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's see it, let's see it. Oh my gosh. It looks fucking cool dude. It looks great. It looks fucking cool
All right, so you guys have some hot hot cues and we got some sweet sweet A
So you guys have some hot, hot cues and we got some sweet, sweet A. Let's do it, baby.
Okay, so Taylor Power wants to know, now that you're all of age, what is your first prostate
exam?
Or what was your first prostate exam like?
That was in the Workaholics Writers Room.
Whoopsies.
Remember that?
I mean, I didn't get my prostate examined at the work hogs writers room.
I was like I got an episode idea. Yeah, I did it for you. That's not true. No, I haven't done it yet.
Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. I mean, I mean, there is a world where you might have fingered my asshole and I forgot.
Wee-oo! But, no, I don't think we've done that yet. I think we probably should, right? 40 is the age that you have to have a man in a lab coat finger your ass as a guy?
Yeah.
Cool life.
You said 35?
Doctor?
No, that was a guy tricking you under the boardwalk.
Right.
How old are you?
No, you gotta come underneath here.
Under the boardwalk.
I'm 22
Yeah, haven't done it can't wait yeah, it's gonna be fun
Well, I feel like I didn't approve some of these because Julia goes Adam your favorite killer. OJ Simpson just died Oh, I've been watching the documentary. It's crazy. Yeah, but like one from a few years ago. Yeah made in America. Oh, awesome
Yeah, it's really good. And the series.
Well, that's not a documentary, that's a series.
No, there's both.
Oh, okay.
A docu-series.
And then it also happened.
Sorry.
Jesus.
Well, there's a show.
There's a show.
I didn't watch that.
Oh, okay.
You should watch it.
Oh, I want to.
Cool book.
What deathbed message would you ask?
Did you do it?
I mean, what are you...
Right, yeah.
I'm not just gonna ask him about his football career.
No, I would be like, how cool was Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun?
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, probably pretty fucking cool.
Yeah. Great question. Ders, what would you ask him?
Yeah, would you ask him? I'd be like, because I just remember not understanding,
who's the blonde feathered hair dude who lived in the gatehouse? Kato.
Kato?
As a kid, I didn't understand how Kato Kaelin
came into the conversation.
Then I got older and I'm like,
wait, you can just live in super rich people's pool houses?
That's fucking sick.
And that's, dude, that's something
that we did not take enough advantage of.
Like, Kato is a G.
Yeah, but I mean, I guess, were we not take enough advantage of. Like Kato is a G. Yeah.
But I mean, I guess, like, were we not sexy enough
to get invited into a pool?
I don't know.
But what I'm saying is, like, can you imagine living
in, like, LeBron James' pool house?
I can.
And I do.
I don't think he has a need for us.
I think if anything, like-
OJ didn't have a need either.
He was just like, you've seen pool.
I think if anything, like, Kevin Spacey's
gonna invite you to live in his pool house.
Okay. And Kevin Spacey, gonna invite you to live in his
And he's in Kevin spacey much like Chris is like Al Pierce anything
Here's what she's so Michelle this is a very apropos dude my vocabulary today fucking red yeah, you're doing really good
This is a very apropos question because it's almost 420, happy holiday!
Okay, hello!
Michelle goes,
Smoke weed everyday!
Dude, and I do, and it's a problem.
Who is one person you would love to smoke with is what you should have put after that, Michelle.
You high as fuck! Love to smoke with, and someone you, who you never will...
Yoo-hoo!
...has to be someone you don't smoke.
Wow.
Oh, Michelle, you sweet dumb bitch.
You know when you're like a little kid and you write,
you start writing a word really big
and then it gets smaller and smaller and smaller to fit it in?
It's like worse than that.
Yeah, it's worse than that.
Someone who you would love to smoke, I've smoked with actually like kind of all my smoky, I never smoked with Willie Nelson, that'd be tight.
That would be pretty cool.
Is he still alive?
Yes, very much so.
Yeah, that's an okay question to ask.
Yeah, he's 112 years old.
And he's 112 years old.
And he's just made of THC at this point.
I remember I smoked with Action Bronson at Coachella.
And it was the first time I ever did dabs and I was like, this is not good.
It was when World Star Hip Hop was really big and they're like, oh, World Star is filming
and I'm like, I'm gonna to get beat up. Yeah, right.
I smoked.
I went to what I think I told us on the podcast,
but I went to Woody Harrelson's house once in Hawaii.
Yeah.
And I got so high with Woody.
And then Colin Farrell was also there.
And then we jumped off waterfalls.
And I saw Woody Harrelson's dick.
Because he was like, I can do a backflip in these shorts
You mind if I go short list and me and Chloe and my wife are like hang on
Kevin Spacey's calling. Yeah, come on over. He's here
And so he does a nice hog by the way as you would think for sure and cuz it's I don't know if he's worn
Boxers in like 30 years that thing's drooping. Yeah, Woody. No support. No support system
The gravity has helped that thing out and he he a double backflip and then I was up next
So I just took my shorts off and I'm like, I can't do a cannonball without my dick out
And then Colin Farrell was up next and Colin Farrell goes I'm keeping my shorts on
Right. Yeah, he did a double backflip. Yeah. I mean, I guess he can ball. He's got some...
Yeah, he fucking just went...
Maneuvered.
And then, uh...
White man came to the waterfall. It was sick.
Yeah, that's sick. That's fire.
Ders, who would you smoke weed with?
Yeah, who?
Albert Einstein?
Yeah, you fucking nerd.
Hahaha!
Um...
Hahaha!
I mean, the first person that came to my mind was Baron Trump.
Okay.
I just want to sit down with him and be like, what's your vibe?
Yeah what?
How chill are you?
Because you know he's chill.
They just don't take good pictures of this kid.
I'm not saying unflattering.
I'm just saying...
Yeah that kid's hot as fuck, dude.
What are you trying to say?
I just want to know his vibe,
because he gives off no vibe, which is like cool.
Vibeless, yeah.
So I kind of want to get past the veneer and be like,
what up?
Yeah, like what does Baron Trump do for fun?
Goes to middle school.
No, he just like, or high school, I don't know.
Just kills people on video games. fun. He just... Middle school. No, he just like... Or high school, I don't know.
Just kills people on video games.
That's what all kids do.
That's what all kids do.
I mean, yeah, that's what I like doing too.
I guess I'm exactly like Baron Trump.
Okay, next question.
Thomas Jefferson is what I was looking for.
Is he in Max?
They want to know if you get...
Marry!
Marry!
I'm marrying tonight!
What? No, that's not what it says no it's not what it says if you were to get married
to if we were to get married tonight Vegas style will Blake officiate it I
mean I I would I'm not ordained or whatever but I yeah for sure he's not I
mean yeah and maybe at the after party
you do that yeah if you want to come on stage while I'm spinning hot tunes oh
I'll get you all married yeah there will you take this if you guys if instead of
putting the ring on the finger you pierce it to your nipple Wow although a
little jagged edge. Hello.
Meet me at the altar. So Joe wants to know. Could be cool. On a scale of one to ten, how
gay are you? Uh. Okay. In these jackets? Um. Wait so ten being. Most gay. Well, I'm just saying ten being actually gay,
or ten being like, very gay.
I would say they're already shouting out numbers,
they're like, you are a seven, you are a seven.
Suck a dick.
No, no, no, no, no, ten being like,
you're just like a cock goblin queen.
Okay.
You know what I mean? You're like, not just a gay guy, like, cause you know, there's gay guys, just like a cock goblin queen. Okay.
You know what I mean?
You're like not just a gay guy, like cause you know there's gay guys and then there's
like guys that are like, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
That's ten.
Yeah.
Okay.
Adam's DMs are wild.
Alright.
Blake's a nine.
Well hang on.
Oh.
I think we can do just like just like what you give off Blake
Can I just see you walk to and fro? And don't you walk?
just like
What you give off? Also Blake, cuz I you know, I'll be offended if you put any panache on it
Well now I'm thinking about it. Well, don't think about it. This is just a walk. When I walk do I have my hand on my hip?
Sometimes you do. If you want you're thinking about it too much. Just walk. When I walk, do I have my hand on my hip? Sometimes you do.
Oh my god.
If you want, you're thinking about it too much.
Just a walk, just a walk.
Just a walk.
By the way, this is one of the hardest things to do.
Okay.
Well, buddy, that walk is not doing you any favors.
It looks like you just got fucked.
It did.
That currently looked like a man who just got fucked.
You were like, if I loosen up anything.
Chris, get back up here.
You have to fuck Blake real quick.
Do you want to go next?
Alright, I'll go next.
I feel, well, I kind of walk with a limp, so.
Like you just got fucked.
It looks like, well, maybe I got fucked. By a cement truck when I was't, it looks like, well maybe I got fucked.
By a cement truck when I was 11.
Adam looks like he's on his way to do some fucking.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, pretty straight.
I don't know.
I don't know, it's kinda giving seven, eight energy.
Pretty straight.
I don't know.
I mean, the jacket is, I don't know if it's helping or hurting.
It's actually exactly it is helping
You look like a like a 50s bra. All right, there's I there's you're up
Yeah, the biggest applause yet, so I think that means the gayest
Just gonna just gonna walk. Oh
That's bad
Is the bathroom over here? Oh, no bathrooms over here. Okay, where's bad. Is the bathroom over here? Oh no, bathroom's over here?
Okay, where's the bathroom? I was trying to find the bathroom.
To do some under the stall taps.
Okay, and to be fair...
Was I not clear? I was on the synchronized swimming team.
Yeah, I don't know.
So I would say, if I were to give you guys numbers...
Okay.
Blake, you're an 8.
What the hell? Alright. And that's, I mean, don't be offended by that. I'm offended that you're offended. Okay. Blake, you're an eight. What the hell? Alright.
And that's, I mean, don't be offended by that.
I'm offended that you're offended.
I wasn't.
I was like, what the hell?
I wish it was higher.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, is that what you meant?
Yeah.
And then Durs, I feel is like a five.
He's like kinda not gay, not straight.
He's just in the wind.
We're all just humans man yeah and then
what am i guys like I can't I mean a lot of tens I think Adam um I think Adams
under five yeah I think you give us too bad yeah cuz to make it in Hollywood
nowadays you gotta be I mean throwing out a little flavor yeah it only started about four years ago yeah that you had to yeah you had to
throw that out yeah yeah all right so
okay next question that was a silly question that was that didn't make
place still offended it didn't make any sense. Blake's still offended. It didn't make sense. Yeah.
Really offended, dude. You're like trying to... come on.
Ian wants to know, who is the strongest wizard you know?
Gandalf.
Absolutely.
Gilbert Arenas.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
You cut.
That's funny.
You cut.
K-Dawg wants to know, what's a push pop?
What?
And that's from a movie I did.
So.
Yeah.
Uh, it's-
Adam picks these questions.
Yeah, I did.
I don't know what that just- I don't know what just happened.
Did you not see Mike and Dave need wedding dates on it?
I did.
Yeah, I just don't remember that.
I think you were at the premiere, so.
Yeah, but when you say, what's a push pop?
Dude, just support me.
Okay, you're a five now.
Alright, these questions fucking suck. I think that's gone. I think we're ending it here.
Here and now?
Yeah. As a five, a three and an eight?
Alright, well a few more, but come on guys, these questions are no good.
One more.
This one is like, what do you like about Halloween?
The costume pitches on the internet, boy.
That's a good one.
By the way, that's such a deep cut reference from an internet
video we did 15 years ago.
Yes.
Look it up if it still exists.
Didn't link that until you guys started singing.
That's what I like about Halloween.
It was a true video.
Well, let's do some hot Q's and A's,
because we got these right here.
Atlantic City, Hot Topics!
He meant Hot Topics.
Dude, I didn't know this.
Dude, the YouTube star Blippi?
Oh boy.
Dude, because I'm now getting into like
children's cartoons, or children's television,
because I'm like, what is my son Bo Bo gonna be watching when he's old enough to
start watching shit and I found out that Blippi did a viral video where he poops
on his friend yeah you guys see this shit see ya the video look it up it's
it's a Blippi Harlem Shake video you know know, it's like, Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
We do the Harlem Shake and then it's Diarrhea.
And then it cuts to like craziness.
And that was like the thing like 10 years ago or however long.
And it's the craziness for Blippi was spraying shit on his friend.
Diarrhea.
Uh, like real.
And what's cool is you definitely,
there's definitely like 15 people in the crowd right now
that allow their children to watch Blippi
be like, I'm gonna have to look up that, I'm gonna
Google that. He's
really trying to bury that. But that being said, like
you know, we all have
pasts.
And we just wanted to get you guys up to date on
that.
So here's one.
An airplane passenger fined in Sydney for urinating in a cup,
which I, to me, that's the most Australian thing.
Right.
Australians are fucking wild, dude.
Yeah.
That's pretty Atlantic City boardwalk.
Yeah.
Peeing in a cup is Australian for beer.
Yeah, that's it.
Foster's.
Yeah, and also the fine was like,
it was a $400 fine which I'm like that's not right I mean that's not like a crazy
they're just kind of like hey man just don't do that next time. Right. Like you're
better than this. Is it $400 or 400 Ru bucks? What do they? What are they having? That's going to be 400 Wallabies by...
I think it's Chilens. I think it's Chilens.
It's not Chilens. No, it's like fucking Didgeridoo's.
400 Dingo's.
Australia is so... We were just talking about this earlier how like,
Australia is crazy. We've been a few times and there's like the most beautiful women you've ever seen in Australia
They all look like Margot Robbie over there until they have one sip of beer and they're like, oh fucking give me a beer
And then they like punch you in the nuts and run off you're like
Do a fucking shoe you bitch
We're doing really bad Australian accents. You think?
So here's one.
An AI-generated contestants will compete
for the title of Miss AI in the world's first AI beauty
pageant, which by the way, dude, you showed me, I think,
like hot AI grandmas.
Yeah, I think it's like gross.
And I was like, you need to see how stupid this is.
So I think they're going to AI. Like, we be like oh that's foul AI hot people yuck.
Hold up.
Click click click click.
Yeah.
I think it's gonna be a big hit.
Yeah I'll vote.
And here's one.
You'll vote?
I'll vote for that.
I'll host.
Trump appears to fall asleep in court on the first day of the New York hush money trial.
Right.
Dude, I mean, say what you want about this guy.
He's such a boss, he doesn't care that he's on trial and might go to prison.
He's like, well...
G move.
Okay.
He's just like straight up asleep during his trial where he could go to prison.
Oh. I'd probably sleep here. They're gonna wake him up in jail. He's just like straight up asleep during his trial where he could go to prison
Wake him up in jail
He's not
I'll pierce your butt cheeks. I will
And that's that's about it guys. Well hey Atlantic City
We got it
That was pretty fucking sick. Isaac, can we get those shirts?
We gave all our merch away to everybody who
pursed our, pierced their shit.
Should we get more shirts, Isaac?
We have one.
We have one shirt.
Isaac was supposed to bring more here.
Isaac Horn, everybody.
Let's see that earring one last time.
Yeah!
Who's that? Atlantic City, thank you guys so much for coming out. Yeah, let's see that earring one last time! Yeah!
Who's that?
Atlantic City, thank you guys so much for coming out.
This was such a fun show.
Yeah.
We had a blast.
We pierced a nipple.
We pierced a nipple for the first time.
We pierced an ear.
That did not go as far as I wanted.
Place you on the road.
Come on up.
Do you want to join us?
Thank you so much everybody.
We had a blast.
Atlantic City!
Thanks for coming out.
We love you guys.
We'll definitely be back.
Atlantic City, this was another episode.
Oh!
This is important!
Oh shit!
Peace!
Portal up.
I gotta take a shit, dog.
Yo, I gotta take a shit.
Damn, you see that one?
Pierce is in there.
We shoulda loved that Chris boy.
Pierce is a asshole.
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