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Welcome to This Is Important,
a production of iHeartRadio,
the show where we only talk about
what is most obviously very crucially important.
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Whoa.
You got a bunch of them, huh?
Well, you missed it.
We were all kind of doing it together as a group,
and you kind of, you held out,
and you wanted your own time to shine.
I respect that about you, Blake.
Right.
Yep.
I'm trying to just kind of segue into my own personal podcast where it's never any speaking
from me, it's just sound bites.
Hey, I'd listen.
And just you?
Yep.
This is important.
Yeah.
This is important.
That's what you bring to the table mostly for our podcast as well.
So I think you'd be pretty good at it.
No speaking.
Yeah, I've been practicing.
Yeah.
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Oh, that's right. Just some college football player. Yeah, they like got back
Jim Nost I don't know he could be any any to be any sport in Texas. Yeah, I think they were back at the rings
They were competitors once again. Oh man. The rings look so fucking hard. I don't know about those things look hard as hell
Yeah Hey dirty. Where's my snare? Yeah, what was that now? I have no snare I don't know about those things. I look hard as hell. Yeah. Hey, Dirty.
Where's my snare?
Yeah.
What was that now?
I have no snare in my headphones.
So before we started, Blake was playing us some new cuts
from the soundboard, and I was like,
where are you going to use the where's my snare?
Where does that come in?
And he said, you'll see.
Right up top.
Where's my snare?
Now I'm going to use it the whole entire time.
Where's my snare? Immediately,'m gonna use it the whole entire time. Where's my snare?
Immediately M&M sounds like when you just hear M&M's voice and he's not rapping or you know doing or in a song
He sounds like a bitch, you know, it's like where's my snare?
What oh I have no snare on my headphones. He's beefy. I have no snare. I have no snare on my headphones
He's a little diva sounds like that to you. You sound a little bit more vulnerable
than Eminem sounds in that clip.
And you don't have a snare in a one one.
Did Adam do that?
I thought that was just the soundboard again.
See, that's how good of an impressionist, I am.
Listen, see, that's Adam.
Adam's the one that's like whining.
Now, isn't it him?
Where's my snare?
Bro, that's basically says, give me my snare.
Okay, now Adam go. Where's my snare? Bro, that's basically says, give me my snare.
Okay, now Adam go.
Where's my snare?
No, Adam go.
That would be a really cool way for a rap song to start, just a rapper throwing a fit to
the sound technician.
Just, I just, let's have a snare right there.
Turn it out.
There's, why, there's been their water in here.
Okay, go.
First of all, there's no snare, there's no there's been their water in here. Okay, go first of all there's no snare
There's no snare in my headphones and like the cushion on the ear is like kind of chafing. Okay, drop the beat
I'm saying is it still it's still soggy from one busta was in here. It's still soggy
So I need to do a little net thing in the front just a wet now this. This thing is super funggy. It smells. It's stinky. It's foul.
Who used this?
Where's my snare?
It just smells, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
It just smells a little weird.
That's it.
It's just a smell.
I can't wrap with the smell.
It's a smell and then just a wet nap.
I bet there are outtakes.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's not on the album, but for sure somebody has been recording when someone's
like, does anyone have like a sukret or like a lozenge of some sort?
Yeah, yeah, can I get a hot tea?
Yeah, straight up, I just pooped my pants, y'all.
Y'all motherfuckers, y'all can I get some Earl Grey in this bitch for real though?
I'm feeling those scratchy.
Local honey.
Who let that guy in here?
I'm trying to wrap in this manasin. I have no snare in my head phone. Yeah, can I'm trying to wrap in this, this man is in here.
I have no snare in my head phone.
Can I get some Earl Grey in this bitch?
Yes, somebody get him the tea and get him out of here.
I've got hot bars.
It's just the janitor, right before.
That's the rapper.
Right.
Get him out of here.
I'm ready to spit.
But then that's how they found Jal Rule.
He was just sweeping and he was like,
Yo, can I get some Earl Grey in this bitch? It was Jal Rule hunting. That's Hel they found Jarl Rule. He was just sweeping and he was like, yo, can I get some Earl Grey in this bitch?
It was Jarl Rule hunting.
That's Helvetar.
Yeah, he's like, this is great.
Jay DeKis was in here right before this
and threw up all over the booth and I had him.
Mop that shit up for days.
And they're like, wait, come on.
What'd you say?
I said, I said, mop that shit up.
Whoa, okay.
All right, we like that.
Mop that shit up.
Mop that shit up. Okay. All right. We like that. Okay. Shut up. Okay.
All right.
I do want to hear like
Buster Rhymes just explaining his IBS to somebody who's never heard of it before.
It's like it's ear about irritable bowel syndrome.
Basically like I just shit my pants at any moment.
And it's a real thing.
Never mind.
Jet.
Jet. Right. Okay, Buster, Jett, Jett. Right.
Jett.
Okay, but so we're about to play the beat.
Okay, just put your hands where my eyes can see.
Yeah, yeah, I can't.
I'm holding the dookie.
No, I think you're leaning on the button.
Put your hands where my eyes can see
because you're hitting something in there.
Wait, that's good.
Okay, give me some mo.
Now get some mo.
That's good.
That's good.
Okay, there's my snare.
That's dangerous. Okay, where's my snare?
That's dangerous.
Okay, I had a drum set in here and I think somebody moved the snare.
Where's my snare?
And then busts is like, yo, let me get flip mode in here and everyone's like, no, we're
good.
Just you, just you, Busta.
All flip mode?
Yeah, can I get all the flip mode in here?
And the producer's like, nah, just you.
Okay, well then, past the Kav in here and the producers are like nah, just you okay?
Well then pass the kivasi. It's time to wrap
Wait, that's good
I
Love osse bowls. They're probably my favorite breakfast and where the where the hell did those things come from?
They weren't around when I was a kid now
Every I want to talk to the publicist of osse
They're doing great work.
I love that Amazon fruit.
Let me tell you, or berry.
Is it berry?
Yeah, they really, it's a berry.
Are berries not fruits?
Yeah, they're fruits.
Are berries a fruit?
Are berries a fruit?
Yeah, fruits are, yeah.
Is it berry a fruit?
Are berries a fruit?
Oh, we got our podcast title.
Is a berry a fruit?
Be sure and tune into that.
100% a straw berries a fruit. Yeah, a blue
berries of fruit. What are you is a berry of fruit? Did you know that a kiwi is a berry? No,
we're learning a lot. We're learning a lot about each other. We don't know what fruits are,
don't know how to tell time. I can't speak. Remember when you had your first kiwi and it was like,
it was all furry on the outside. So you're like, all right, what is this? But then you get on that
inside. And it's pretty damn good, isn't it?
Wait, dude, do you know that?
Do you eat the, I eat the skin on the kiwi?
What?
Did you know that? Have any of you guys ever done that?
Well, laugh.
Uh, gross.
Yummy.
Why?
What?
Yeah, why do you eat the fur?
Why do you eat the fur of the skin?
You don't know.
Because I got sick of cutting it, and then I saw this PA
in, or an assistant up in Canada up in Toronto,
she was like, I just eat the whole thing
and I was like, what?
Do it and she did it and I was like, and you're cool.
Yeah, she was like, watch, I'm gonna get Kyle
to eat the whole thing.
I just have to eat it once.
I eat the whole thing.
Yeah, and I looked it up and it's fine.
He actually got a lot of the fiber.
I'm sure it's fine, but like the outside
doesn't taste good.
Yeah.
No, it's awesome.
You can eat the rind of a watermelon.
It's so dope because you snap right into it. You could keep the hair on't taste good. Yeah. No, it's awesome. You can eat the rind of a watermelon. It's so dope, because you snap right into it.
You can keep the hair on and ribs.
Mm.
Hey, I want my ribs to hair on, thank you.
No barbecue sauce.
I eat the rind of a watermelon.
I eat all that shit.
Why?
It's so delicious.
It's great.
It's not delicious.
Adam, the rind of a,
you're gonna go on record saying the rind,
the rind of a watermelon.
It's a delicious one.
I think it's Rhine, duh.
I know, but he said Rhine.
Anyway.
I wear wild stuff.
However you say Rhine or Rhine.
Rhine or reason.
Yeah, eat the Rhine.
But it's not delicious.
It's for sure not good.
To me, to me, I like it.
I eat this sweet treat.
You would eat the bowl.
You wouldn't eat a bowl.
No, I wanna ask you this question.
Would you eat, if someone had a bowl of just the rind you'd be like oh?
I'll have that that's delicious
I don't know if it depends on if I was hungry or not, but okay, he's hungry. He's going well wait hold on let's say this
Let's say this you're in this scenario Adam. You're hungry
Okay, then yeah. I'm pissed now!
Then absolutely.
So he's eating it.
Yeah, that's fine.
Right. No, I mean, I guess delicious is the wrong word.
I'm sorry that through you for a fucking loop,
or as I said, delicious, and you got spun out of control.
It's a very specific word.
It's not delicious.
Well, why didn't you cry about it?
I like it. I like it.
When I eat a watermelon and I get to the end, I'm like, guess what, baby, I didn't try about it. I like it, I like it. When I eat a watermelon and I get to the end,
I'm like, guess what, baby, I'm not stopping.
I like the crunchiness of it,
I like that you got a chewed little bit.
You say that to the watermelon?
I like it.
Honestly, Adam, I love that about you.
I love that you eat everything.
He eats the whole apple, too.
I know.
I love it.
I think it's so fucking cool, dude.
I think you're so ahead of the curve on this, bro.
And I'm like, just, I'm into you.
I'm just a fucking garbage disposal of a human.
And I don't mind it.
You know, I think I started eating the core of the apple, like as a child, like as a bit,
like as a, I'm a wild man.
Yes.
And then now I can't, and also like, what do you do with it?
Then you have this piece of garbage with you, and you're out and about, and I don't want to just like throw it somewhere, so I was like, you know like, what do you do with it? Then you have this piece of garbage with you,
and you're out and about,
and I don't wanna just like throw it somewhere,
so I was like, you know what, I'll eat it.
You throw it anywhere.
It is an apple, a squirrel will come eat it,
because that's what apple cores are for, squirrels.
I throw my apple cores, and I hope that a tree pops up.
Like every time I finish apple, I throw the core,
and I pretend like I'm Johnny Apple seed.
Yeah, Adam, every time you eat it,
you're not planting a tree.
Yeah. No, because what I do is I'm Johnny Apple seed. Yeah, Adam, every time you eat it, you're not planting a tree. Yeah.
No, because what I do is I always shit in my yard.
Ah.
So you're putting the seeds out there.
Always constantly.
It's science.
I'm fine.
I'm always sprinting outside and shitting in our yard.
What are you doing over there?
Oh, I'm planting a tree asshole.
I'm planting a tree, sir.
Do you have a problem with that?
It's called Hugh Manoeuver.
I feel like Adam admitted that eating that apple core
started as a bit.
To me, it kind of feels like Kyle,
you eating the skin of the kiwi is also a similar thing
where it's kind of become like this thing
you're proud to say you do.
It's a little off center.
You're like, guys, I actually eat the furry
disgusting part of a kiwi.
That's how you introduce yourself.
But it's not, it's not furry or disgusting.
It's just the shell of it.
And you just bite right into it.
It's delicious.
Right. No one's saying it's disgusting.
It's just not good.
And you don't have to eat it.
Not preferred.
And I've used this word before on this podcast to deaf ears,
but it's purely utilitarian.
Mm. Well said.
I grab a kiwi.
I run it underwater.
I don't need a knife. I just it underwater. I don't need a knife.
I just eat it.
I don't need a knife.
You don't got to cut anything.
It's, yeah, it's less work.
It is utilitarian as fuck.
It's a kiwi.
It's a kiwi.
You can use your feet.
It's not a knife.
You don't need a knife for a kiwi.
Yeah, you do.
You can tear a kiwi apart with your bare hands.
Blake is strong.
Yeah, but then there's just juices all down the front of you.
That sounds hot. Yeah, that's not. Blake is strong. Yeah, but then there's just juices all down the front of you. That sounds hot.
Yeah, that's not.
Oh my God.
You're missing on some good stuff.
The skin has good stuff.
You need to wash it, but the skin has good stuff.
Oh my God.
The skin's got good stuff.
The skin's got good stuff.
You can't.
Oh my God.
Hey, Kyle.
What up?
I got an idea for the salibar.
Yeah, what up, baby?
Like, if you're a company and you've been thrown away the rind and the skin
Just send it to Kyle salad bar where the the whole trough of it because there's good stuff in it
Why never said I would eat a bowl of the skin, okay?
Hey good stuff in it. You know what though if you fucking dehydrated the skin of a kiwi come on
Decarls good stuff salad bar if you dehydrated the skin of a kiwi, I bet it would be bomb as fuck. Bomb as fuck.
I'm gonna say I doubt it.
Maybe if you salt it, well.
You know what I, you know what it's halted?
Bomb as fuck.
A lot of people play an animal crossing.
You play?
Oh, that was what I did during quarantine.
That became my reality.
That's where I had my new years.
Yeah.
And a lot of people like picked up some extra skills. They either like maybe they got in
great shape. Maybe they learned to play the piano or the guitar. Maybe a legacy or
a red script. Did something to further their career. Some of us got in great shape and
then also lost it and slipped and got fat again. You know, fat right again. Yeah, both.
Some of us did. Yeah, no, I decided to play video games
and get good at a thing that no one needs to be good at.
Are you good?
But it's animal crossing,
that's not even like a real video game though.
Like I understand when people play like a call of duty
or something and it seems like very intricate and intense
and you can play with your friends
and you're like, there's levels to this shit,
or even a fortnight where you're like,
okay, you could be a nationally ranked fortnight guy,
and you're like, what animal crossing you just are
tending to a farm?
A digital farm.
Explain it to me.
Well, pretend I'm a man.
Me.
Pretend he's me, or me.
This is 40. Pretend I'm on his home or
Kyle Neuacheck or Adam Devine who were you know almost 40 years old or you
know you could even you could even pretend like you're explaining it to each of
us individually obviously we're super deep in the video games but like this is
40 this is 40 man things things all slow down when you're 40.
Yeah, I actually I don't know there's probably no way I could sell you guys on the
game of Animal Crossing because it is just kind of you live on an island you like design
your house you buy clothes.
Yeah, you like chop wood to make um bells.
That's the form of of money in that game and it's kind of yeah, it's just kind of like in that game. And it's kind of like a lifestyle game.
It's a way to escape reality.
But Blake, your reality's pretty dope.
You know what I mean?
If you spent that time and you worked on some scripts,
some TV shows, then you could legit buy a house in Ireland.
And an actual wardrobe.
An actual by-close and make bells if you wanted to.
Like you could even sell the bells,
real life bells and make more money.
You can do that.
You're in a position that you can live
an animal cross lifestyle in real life.
If you play less animal crossing
and just more the real life game.
Yeah, yeah.
This is all hidden too real for Blake right now.
He's like, oh shit.
I'm sorry, mom.
If I know Blake and I think that I do,
everything you're saying, Adam,
is just a little too much for him.
Yeah.
Yes, it's giving me anxiety.
It's making me want to go onto my island.
He's like, that just seems like a lot of stuff.
Is that why you're laughing?
You're giggling because you're nervous.
Like every time I laugh,
it's out of nerves, it's because I fear it.
You're so nervous on all of our podcasts.
Oh, what's up, my best friend?
Hey, best friend.
What's up my best friend? Hey best friend. What's up best friend?
What's up best friend?
My best friend.
My best friend.
My best friend.
My mother fucking best friend.
My mother's my best friend.
I wish I had my tambourine for the day.
He is my best friend.
That's my best friend.
Oh, we got that. That's great.
Remix.
Megan the Stallion comes in.
Okay, good job.
Do you think Megan the Stallion stole that from us?
Do you think she works for us and now?
Heard our other bits and she was like,
these guys are on to something and then took that bit
from us from an old sketch that we made more than 15 years ago.
Yeah.
Yeah, 100%. Absolutely. She used to be Megan the comedian. She did. from an old sketch that we made more than 15 years ago. Yeah. Yeah.
100% she did.
Absolutely.
She used to be Megan, Megan the comedian.
She did.
Oh, then just change some letters.
Yes.
I remember that.
She was very funny too.
Megan the comedian.
That's tight.
That's tight.
That's tight.
Have we ever played the best friends track on the pod?
Should we like throw to it and come back, play it for the people?
Yeah, yeah. Let's play it, okay.
Well, early music for y'all, if you're waking up,
here's some music for y'all.
This one's for all the best friends out there.
If you're waking up, or even if it's,
even if it's in the afternoon, or even if it's,
post workout, whatever you're doing, we feel,
right.
You know, you should think about your best friends,
and after this, if you're not currently,
like living with your best friends
and seeing them all the time
Give them a shout. Give them a call. Yeah, give them a call. I love about this podcast. I get to see my best friends all the time
Okay, roll that beautiful bean footage blade even if it's at midnight have fun. Yeah Looking at my window, watching rain fall down, Waiting for my best friend, but it's nowhere around
I can't wait until I can see you
I picked up from spakes we can have a barbecue
And you shall be a thousand till the end
Cause you're mine Motherfucking bad friend My best friend
My best friend
My best friend
Do a date and I
Down your best friend
My best friend
Do a best friend
Do a date and I
Don't die
Looking out the window
Watching cars drive by
I just thinkin' bout you, and it makes me wanna cry
I'm missing so much since you've been away
Other people start to think that I might be gay
But I just think you are a really cool dude
And sometimes at night I see you in the stars
You're my best friend, you're my best friend
You're my best friend, you're the day that I tell
You're my best friend, you're my best friend
You're my best friend, you're my best friend You're my best friend, into the day that I die
You're my best friend, you're my best friend
You're my best friend, to the day that I die
You're my best friend, you're my best friend
You're my best friend, you're the day that I die
You're my best friend, you're my best friend You're the thing that I do You're my best friend
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
You're the thing that I do
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
You're the thing that I do
And we're back
We're back, how about that song?
I'm thinking, I have a lot of fond memories of that song.
It's given us a lot of mileage.
We've performed it on Conan.
Conan O'Brien. Yes.
Yeah, we did.
Well, Conan played the guitar for it on Conan O'Brien.
Can we do this?
I almost did this on Instagram yesterday
and then I just got busy and forgot,
but like a Conan O'Brien appreciation day?
Yes.
We should.
Okay.
And do it.
Holy fucking shit.
Conan O'Brien.
Yeah, he's the best.
The absolute man.
Well, he was the very first person
that gave us a shot on late night.
The first ones that...
Is that right?
Yeah.
Yeah. I'm not even talking about like associated to us
and like the favors he's done for us.
I'm talking about like this dude wrote on SNL,
way back in the day, influencing us in ways we didn't even know.
Right.
Then writing on the Simpsons, I wasn't a huge Simpsons guy,
but I respect the fuck out of the show.
And then his talk show, fucking blue, my mind,
I watched it every night in high school and college,
unfuckin' real.
Yeah, the dude is great.
I would stay up very late to watch his show,
just because the sketches were so insane.
And also, I felt like the guests that would come on
knew that you could get really wild.
And that was what was cool about us going on a show
is he allowed us to do whatever the hell we want.
We did wizards there.
We did best friends.
I want to say thank you to the listener sticking with us.
I had a family issue.
My father, my father.
My fat dad.
My fat dad.
My fat dad.
He is fat a little now.
He just recently gained like 20 pounds.
I'm like, this is great.
Yeah, he got a little fat all of a sudden.
We love it, he's living.
He was a little hefty back in the day, then that.
Back in the day, then he lost like 50, 60 pounds
and got all shredded up.
And then he's recently put on like 20 pounds,
but it's good, because he just got the cancer.
So he got the cancer.
I spit take on Blake on that one.
Yeah. He got the cancer. I spit take on Blake on that one. Yeah.
He got the cancer and the doctor's like pumped
on his little extra pudge.
He's like, oh hell yeah, bitch.
And this I'm quoting him verbatim.
I was just gonna say, this is a doctor in Venice.
These are the best people.
I'm saying, what's up?
I'm Dr. Malibu.
This is a cool doctor.
Oh hell yeah, bitch.
This is the same guy I got my weed card from
Yo hell yeah bitch. Oh look at this chunky mug. You got the cancer. You're gonna beat the shit out of this cancer brush
Can I pull out the deep dive card and make you talk more about your straight cat Jessica?
Yeah, so yeah
So you know how I used to do a paper out every morning
when I was a youngster.
That was the morning routine.
19 years old.
There was this really cute, like furry brown cat
that would roll up every single morning
like and watch me wrap the papers and I was like,
watch me wrap.
This cat is the nicest cat I've ever met.
Oh, I love this cat.
She had tons of dreadlocks,
like tons of dreads in her hair,
like straight up Bay Area, shake them dreads, dude.
That's cool, so that cat probably smokes weed.
That sounds like a cool cat.
Downass cat.
Yeah, definitely smoking grapes.
But yeah, so I eventually like decided one morning
to kind of like help her out.
Well, I'd started to feed her and then like,
cut the clumps out of her hair
and then she kind of just kept hanging around the house.
Wait, what?
You were giving a stray cat a haircut?
Yeah, do she have big old like lumps?
Like huge dreadlocks in her hair.
Like lovely lady lumps.
Check her out.
Wait, the things that you just said that you liked,
you cut out?
No, I just said you liked her.
Well, I don't think she was super hyped.
She had a beautiful coat once you like cleaned her up a little bit No, I just said you liked it. Well, I don't think she was super hyped. She had a beautiful coat once you cleaned her up a little bit.
I thought this coat was...
That smoked weed.
Can't wait a minute.
Hold on a minute.
What's going on?
The coat was so beautiful in the cat.
Hang on.
This was...
You were like, I'm gonna bring scissors for tomorrow.
I'm gonna give this cat a haircut.
How old were you when this was happening, Blake?
Ooh.
I'm in junior high, so whatever age that would be.
That's like somewhere like 12, 13.
Yeah, 12, 13, 14.
You don't know what age that is?
That's what, six.
Whatever those things are, they go to those schools.
Well, fuck you, you don't tell time, all right?
Yeah, very much.
There you go.
No, I, dude, well, I'm folding my papers on my porch,
so it's not like the scissors are very far away.
Yeah, it was definitely part of it.
Like it wasn't like, I'm bringing my scissors
to this alleyway.
She's coming to my front porch every morning
to be like, oh, you're starting to paper out?
And I'm like, yeah, what up?
Right, and when you have a paper route,
you have scissors just to cut the bands off of it.
Sure, sure.
Okay, to Blake's credit, I am now visualizing this completely.
I still don't understand why you cut them off when you said that that was the best part
about this cat.
I don't think that animals like having, I don't know, maybe, but it seems like animals
don't like having big old clumps of fun.
Are you familiar with the pulley or the common door dogs?
I'm not.
Is that how they naturally settle?
Natural dreds.
Oh, but I guess you're in charge and you would just shave those dogs, Bearer.
Hide your dogs.
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When I was a kid, my neighbor had this tree
with all these little berries on it.
To my favorite things, boys and berries.
No, I'm into it.
Get me a hell of a-
Can you hear us, Adam?
I'm trying to talk.
You motherfuckers won't shut the fuck up.
I'm a lady.
I just heard it.
I'm trying to get into this conversation for the last 10 minutes when he was a kid.
I'm good.
Damn, we were, you know, my man had a story about neighbors and berries that I'm trying to
hear.
Yeah, it's a really good neighbor's and berry story.
But I also think he's told this story on the podcast.
That's possible.
Well, then you tell up, motherfucker.
Because he's like someone was poisoning him
or he was poisoning people.
Oh, he started making jellies out of the...
Okay, and I might have told this story before,
but my neighbor had a berry tree
and I plucked off all the berries
and I found out if you squished it,
it made like a gack situation.
And I sold it to all my neighborhood kids
and everyone got really, really sick.
Right, right.
No deaths, though.
No, someone died, dude.
And no, I didn't.
Uh, that'd be what it's.
They all died.
No, and everyone in my neighborhood died.
It was a, a mass death.
Who lose doing a documentary on it now?
Adam, what would happen if they did die?
Would you go to prison if, as a kid, how old were you like,
10, 8, 9?
Yeah, I was like, 8 probably, 8 or 9.
It's an interesting.
If you were eight years old and poisoned like 12 kids
by just making like a drink out of berries,
is that like involuntary manslaughter or what?
I don't know, man.
What the hell?
I feel like you would definitely get, for sure,
get spankings.
I feel like, I for sure, like, bear bottom? You'd get some bear good spankings. I feel like, I for sure like,
bear bottom, you'd get some bear bottom spankings
from a judge and they would, in Iowa,
that they would, you'd be convicted
with 30 spankings for sure.
Yeah, right.
So you're more in conquered.
Yeah, it's a similar vibe.
That's why I liked conquered so much
because I'm like, oh, I like this.
I feel like you're gonna make some good friends here,
some good lifelong friends here
and also you can easily buy meth anywhere.
That's the vibe that I got from Conquered,
that I also get from Waterloo, Waterloo.
Okay, all right.
My man is back.
That's the vibe I get from where I grew up in Waterloo,
Iowa is the same vibe I got from Conquered.
I'm like, there's some good people here.
We're gonna make some great friends.
When I was growing up, I found it hard to buy meth good people here. We're gonna make some great friends.
When I was growing up, I found it hard to buy meth.
Is that true?
Do you get a similar vibe?
I do, I get a very similar vibe from where I grew up
until I moved to Omaha,
which Omaha's a little bit bigger of a city,
so a different vibe,
but where I grew up in Waterloo,
very similar vibe to conquered.
And even I'd say even the suburbs of where I grew up
in Omaha was a similar vibe.
And you know, a lot of,
Oh, here we go.
Like chain restaurants and cool dive bars
and suburban kids.
Yeah.
There we go.
And readily available, methamphetamines.
Right.
That's the part that I'm gonna have to stop you on that one.
Did you find a meth dealer while you were at our childhood
hometown?
Yeah.
No, dude, I just remember being in that one shitty dive bar
that we're all in, and I'm like,
oh, I bet I can.
When you came up here for Thanksgiving,
you were just Jones and for meth,
and you couldn't find it.
You were up here for like three or four days,
and we were drunk the whole time.
I'll say right now, I've never done meth,
but if you guys all wanna do meth,
I'll do meth if you guys.
If we do it on the pod, I'll fucking do it.
But we have to do it together.
It's just the fastest podcast of all time
we're just dead sprinting through.
We thought we did an hour, it was 15 minutes,
we're all sweating.
Yeah, think we're done, think we're done here.
We should do meth and then do all of our advertisements.
That would actually,
that would probably push some product off the rails.
Yeah, man.
I'm in the process of moving out of my home.
So I have been packing up my stuff
and what I've realized is that I am a stuff guy,
it just so happens that all my stuff
is completely worthless to anybody except myself.
Yeah, well you're a collection guy.
He's a collector, he's a hoarder.
I like, I believe you're not, that's not stuff.
Those are things to be clear.
Okay.
So if you're a hoarder, if you're a hoarder,
you're after things, like those are my things,
don't take my things.
Right, right, right.
Don't you wanna have your bear, you gotta have your bear.
Right, I need my bear.
You gotta have my bear.
That's a hoarder, that's play.
Oh, you're lipstick, oh, look at that lipstick.
So you're saying that stuff carries value
in the society we live in, and then things are basically
stuff you can buy at goodwill and things like,
cause that's what I have.
No, I was kind of just talking.
Yeah, I could tell you just trying to say stuff.
If you are following it, it's like things are stuff that have lost their value.
That's what I think he was.
By the way, Adam, I wasn't trying to say stuff.
I was trying to say something.
Okay.
I'm so confused.
Yeah, so things, stuff things, stuff things.
No one to make.
All right, well that being said, it seemed like
Animal Crossing a little bit of a waste of time,
but fun, I do things that are waste of time, you know.
Like what?
I jerk off all the time.
She J.M. always.
I'm always.
No one to make.
Has he checks his mirrors there? Good bye. The second Chloe's not around, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, This is six hours of your life that you wasted on the. Six hours, but.
Yeah, that is going on.
Oh, when I crank, I crank down, boy.
That's a little bit of.
Bop-bos-sau!
Bop-bos-sau!
It actually showed Chloe the wizard clip,
not too terribly long ago,
because I was telling it,
because she like honestly really likes the wizards.
The wizards is,
oh, it's not us,
but it's our friends from an alternate realm.
I think we have to mention that before.
Yeah, that they've opened up for us.
And they kind of look similar to us if you look in the eyes and look past the Beards, but
yeah, there's similar vibes to us.
If you look past the Elasticstrap holding the Beards up.
Yeah, if you look past that, it might look similar to us, but it's not.
But they're not us.
And I showed Chloe the album, she loved it.
And then I was like, yeah, when we did it on Conan, just said it briefly.
And she was like, say what now?
And I played her that clip.
And she was like, holy shit.
This is absolutely insane.
We had dancers.
You guys were super famous rappers.
And I said, no, it wasn't us.
It was the Wizards.
Yeah.
Well, one of the coolest things about that performance is we asked Conan if we could have
like a flame throwing dragon and they were like, yes, we're gonna see if that's possible.
Right.
And sure enough, watch the clip.
It was a reality.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
And he like, didn't you say the guys from Workaholics last minute couldn't be here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because we couldn't.
Because we couldn't be there. Yeah, yeah. Because we couldn't. Because we couldn't. Because we couldn't be there.
And so our friends, yeah.
Yeah, and so we.
And so our friends had to come in
from the alternate universe and do the song.
Yeah.
I still think one of our greatest ideas
that we haven't done yet,
but still on the table is asking the wizards
to do a up and smoke-esque type of a hip hop tour.
It would be very cool. The stay show with the Wizards.
So the Up and Smoke tour was like several different acts,
right?
Like different rappers.
So who is joining the Wizards?
Oh.
Well, the thing about what he's taking from the Up and Smoke
tour is the theatrics.
Everybody had their own set, everybody had their own.
That's what you're taking from it, Blake.
Well, you know what, we could also ask like Chuck English.
If he wants to like come on a track, like do it.
Yeah, I say, I say, here's what we do.
Here's what we do, guys.
We get, we ask Chuck English.
We have to ask the wizards first.
We ask M&M.
Obviously the wizards.
Yeah.
We reach out to Chuck English and M&M.
M&M and M.T.K.
And whoever gets back to us first And whoever gets back to us first,
whoever gets back to us first, they get the slot.
So, do we get up Macklemore,
who was, who like announced he was gonna do a wizard album
and then kind of just,
that was so weird.
What happened, I remember seeing that,
like he just,
he must have gotten the idea.
10 tweets about it from people and he was like,
oh, there's no way I could surpass the perfection
that those wizards that we know did and he skipped it. Right, there's no way I could surpass the perfection that those wizards that we know did.
And he skipped it.
Right, when they did their original,
their first album, Purple Magic.
Right.
So what was...
Macklemore's Wizard thing?
I kind of remember it, buddy.
He, like, announced that he's like,
yo, I'm moving on to some hot shit.
Get ready for the wrapping wizards
and people were like, it's been done.
And he was like, well, I don't know what he was like,
but he must have heard.
He's probably like, they're on to me.
I just know when I saw that,
I immediately hit the notes in my iPhone
and started to write a little,
little disc rap for if he did drop it.
Really?
I pulled out a pen and a pad and a beat to me
and young Zell did, not Blake.
I'm sorry, I am immediately.
Well, yeah, exactly.
You hit up me too. I hit up a bar. I hit up a am natively. Well, yeah, exactly.
You hit up me too.
I hit up the bar.
Right, right.
Yeah, you hit up.
I went to the cold, Dren.
Uh huh.
Dropped his L the line.
I hit up Toby and I actually, I got a beat, too.
And I was like wrapping on it with like listening to Toby rap on it.
And you hit up old Toby the wizard.
And that makes sense.
And I was like, that beat is solid.
I did not contact Bulldozer.
He's kind of on his own shit right now.
Yeah, he's kind of down and out that poor guy.
Oh, that's too bad.
LeMal spells well.
He was actually interested in like actually getting on a track
with Mackamore and like and whoever.
Yeah, to like actually be hurt by people.
He was like, I think maybe more people would hear it
if we did this instead of just destiny.
Yeah, Limol has always been like the peacekeeper
of the group, you know?
Well, he spells well.
He spells well.
He does spell, he casts spells well.
He is Jiggy Stardust.
Okay, Jiggy Stardust.
You know what we should do is contact the wizards and say, you know, it's like a blues
brother's type thing.
We got to get the band back together and come out with the ultimate album.
That will then change the world like Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, you know.
Basically, a lot of other musical movies is what this will also be like.
Yes, I think.
Yes, I think you could.
And we're moving on from the Conan O'Brien appreciation.
All right, thank you Conan.
I'm gonna say, if you want to bring it back,
was there something else you wanted to say to him?
Tina Cocoa over there?
Me? I feel like I said it.
And then everyone else was like, yeah,
but we wrapped, didn't we?
Well, yeah, you know, I guess we're done talking about him.
Here's the thing, you kind of look like him.
You look exactly like him.
Would you play him in a bio?
Yeah.
Would you like to play him?
Man, I wish, you know, I don't know if I could do him justice.
Ah, I've got the, you've got to believe in yourself.
Yeah, I think you got to believe in yourself.
Have some confidence in it.
I think you can.
I don't have to do a damn thing.
Oh, you're right.
You're absolutely right. I'll slump my wrist right now. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on can. I don't have to do a damn thing. Oh, you're right. You're absolutely right.
I'll slurp my wrist right now.
Whoa, okay.
Whoa, hold on.
Wait, don't do that.
Don't slit your wrist on the pot.
I'll end this podcast right now.
Oh, okay.
Others.
Hey, all right, pull the wrist.
Just sign.
You should believe in yourself.
You don't have to.
You should.
You should.
I love you, hall.
I can do anything with those trucks. I love you, Hall. I can do anything with those trucks.
I love you, Hall.
I'd help you move to heaven.
Duh.
Yeah.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm just not a pinsky guy.
What could I say?
What's pinsky?
That's another like truck you can rent.
You know what statistic that I heard that is fucking insane
because-
Is this a U-Haul statistic?
It's a U-Haul specifically.
I read it on the side of a U-Haul.
They have those cool little-
And that's what I would like to say-
With those crazy fucking murals that look like
you're looking inside the truck.
Those things are fucked up.
Sorry, let him up.
You take the back doors open.
Yeah, it's fucked up. They're like, the perspective on him is gnarly. Like. Let him up. You take the back doors open. Yeah, it's fucked up.
They're like, the perspective on him is gnarly.
Like sometimes I'm driving.
Yeah, I don't know if it ever really threw me for a total loop.
Oh, it's thrown me.
Adam, we'll circle back to whatever statistics you have and just talk about these murals
for a little bit.
What's bizarre?
It's bizarre.
It's bizarre.
Can we talk about the side of a you haul truck that was, did you know?
Yeah. There's a bed.
Well, no, and that's where I got this stat
is one out of three people get cancer.
One out of three?
Yeah, one out of three people.
And I read that on the side of a U-Haul truck.
Okay.
I remember when my cousin was going through it,
I had the same statistic and I was like,
oh, so you just have to kind of live to fight it before
you even have it?
Yeah, and that's, and that essentially that's how
everybody goes.
It's either you get cancer or it's something with your heart.
And that's how, and I'm like thinking about me and how
I'm going to go, you know, just thinking a lot about like
my own mortality, you know, dealing with my dad's stuff.
Sure.
And I'm like, oh, my heart exploding.
I got to be more careful, more tender with this sweet bump in bitch in my chest.
Yes, you only have one, because, you know, I'm an, I'm an operation go hard all the time.
And it's time for me to pump the brakes.
Just the wee bit.
Is that what the doctor said to you?
He looked at me and he goes, your operation go, I could tell you're an operation go hard.
You need an operation. Go hard.
We just got your cat scans back and it looks like you are in operation go hard.
You're going to chill out a little bit.
You've been in operation go hard for quite some time.
Oh boy.
Yeah, you have to kind of, you have to kind of combat it just as a like a preemptive measure.
If you look at the statistics, it's like, okay.
I think it's, I'm gonna tone down my lifestyle.
That's 20%.
Not, you know, I'm not gonna totally change my life.
For one month.
20%.
Okay.
Yeah, and less my dad,
how do you quantify the 20%?
What does that mean?
And less my dad just beats the shit out of cancer
then I'll be like well then you know yeah then it's back on born to go hard then I'm born to go
hard yeah baby we were born to run baby we were born go hard yeah I go hunting with family
and friends once a year my dad some of some of his friends, me, some of my friends,
we go a feson hunting half or 18 years now.
This will, if we can't do it this year,
this will be our 18th year going together.
And it's awesome.
And it's a feson hunting and it's bird to fuck them.
And, but people eat these feson.
We take them, we clean them, and people eat them.
And I'm for that.
I'm not just about murdering animals.
Like I'm not taking my BB gun.
You're gonna eat the cardinal?
I'm all about that too.
Hang on a second.
Let's rewind a minute.
It sounded like you kind of were.
I'm not just about taking this BB gun
and just going around and shooting any bird out of the sky
that I see or any animal that's just in the yard
not doing anything.
But if this cardinal is shitting all over my car
every day, dude, and it's gonna end up costing me money,
money, so I'm gonna money.
Money.
So I think I'm gonna murder this cardinal.
This cardinal, look, you are allowed to murder the cardinal
for money if you eat it.
You gotta eat the cardinal.
You eat the cardinal, you can kill it.
And that's the deal. That's the dealinal you can kill it and that's the deal
That's the deal that could be cool. That's what I was gonna say I'll feed it to a dog or something
I'm not gonna eat a cardinal you have to at least eat a wing. They're not large enough to there's no meat on
Wait, so what was your argument about fesins then what was that?
Do you were like I do this because we eat it and now you're like do this because gonna cost me money
I'm just saying I'm not I'm not a pro I'm not all about murdering every animal that I see because we eat it and now you're like, you do this because it's gonna cost me money. What are you talking about?
I'm just saying I'm not,
I'm not all about murdering every animal that I see.
I'm not a psychopath.
I'm not just walking around with the gun,
trying to kill a small animal.
I know how you are.
What the f**k the,
yeah, now you're, now you're stradding.
You are walking around in your backyard with the kids.
Where's my snare?
It's in my driveway and I'm sniping it from my kitchen.
I think you can shoot it.
You can shoot at rats. I think you can shoot at rats. I think you can shoot it. You can shoot at rats.
I think you can shoot at rats.
I think you can shoot at fucking the rats.
Partles are red flying rats.
Yeah, exactly.
They're just red flying rats.
They're all the pigeons.
That's pigeons.
I think you can shoot at rats.
They're pigeons are beautiful.
They're doves.
So it's weird that you guys are like making this animal
just because it's pretty.
You're making it better than rats.
It's a state bird.
It's not rowing.
Hey, Blake, why don't you fly out there,
shave it, feed it, and make it your own.
Yeah, bring your sisters.
Well, why don't you fly about it?
So, Durs, where do you stand?
Where do you stand on this jersey?
Here's my take. Here's my take.
The more I keep thinking of like other solutions
that have like other moving parts,
I was gonna go, hey, why don't you put one of those
like little spiky strips on top of the mirror
so it doesn't land there?
Smart, very smart.
It also is way too much time.
And not as fun as fucking getting a BB gun
and just killing the fucking bird.
And then it's over, it's done with, you can bury it.
It might not even kill it.
It might just tag it and go, you know what?
I gotta get out of here. What if it looks right back at you and just goes, okay?
You're gonna hurt the bird and if you don't hurt the bird, you're gonna fucking hurt your fucking truck, dude.
I guarantee you're gonna shoot at that bird. It's just a little bit of the mirror. It's an airsoft gun.
Yeah, it's gonna cost you so much more money. It's an airsoft gun. Oh, just like those like plastic elements.
Yes, plastic. Yeah, they ain't gonna do shit. Yeah, yeah. It's strong. It gun. Oh, just like those, those like classic elements. Plastic. Yeah, they ain't going to do shit. Yeah. It's strong. It is
strong. I mean, admittedly, it might as well hit it with a nerf gun. Why don't you
get a fucking get a nerf gun and my vote is green light. If you eat it, if you
don't eat it, you don't get the Kaled. Well, he's not going to kill it. That
gun can't kill it unless it shoots it like in the eyeball and it goes through and
out the other eye. But well, no, then it's going to be blind. Yeah, and that's
even worse. But then it won't be a land on the car unless it goes through and out the other eye, but well, no, then it's gonna be blind. Yeah, and that's even worth it.
But then it won't be on the land on the car
unless it can smell the mirror.
See, this is what I hope.
This is what I hope.
I hope I tag it.
It's not murdered.
And it goes back to its friends and it's like,
yo dude, you know, we've been shitting
all over that truck for the past two months.
We cannot do that anymore.
The lot of times you would watch AFV and be like,
oh, that dad for sure died, right?
Death by getting his nuts kicked a hundred times. He got killed by the Jackalogue. Those were
the craziest, funniest home videos when you would, it was the craziest, funniest home videos
when you were like, oh, that guy, like for sure, it really hurt himself.
Like a dad who's like fixing the lights
on the roof for Christmas, and then he just slides off the roof
and you're like, he's paralyzed, he's paralyzed.
He fell 30 feet.
Right.
And then it just cuts to a super 90s audience like.
Yeah.
And he's runner up for best video this week.
Be sure and vote.
They would fucking play that sick music while everyone's doing
their little douche pad.
I'd be like, and Bob Sagan had the last laugh.
Yes, he did.
Well, they were doing voiceovers on like all those clips, man.
They would string out.
That's right.
Can we just do a Bob Sagan appreciation?
Dude, let's start it now.
I mean, think about it.
OK, stop the pod. This guy's trying to appreciate today. Thank you, Durs. I love that
I love that about you man give him roses while they're here
With you Bob Sagitt. Thank you bro. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you
Raised me man. D. T. Danny Tanner for all those little voices that you put underneath people getting hurt.
That shit was funny as hell.
I don't think that was him.
I think he brought Dave Cuyet on board to do those voices.
What do you mean?
Dave Cuyet had his own show.
Oh.
Dave Cuyet had his own show.
Dave Cuyet did the voice of the jackalope for sure because it was the same voice.
But that wasn't AFV.
That was on his show.
That was America's funniest people. But that wasn't AFV. That was on his show.
That was America's funniest people.
I think that he started on America's funniest home videos
and then they were like, this guy's a genius.
No way.
He's dating six year old Alannis Morissette.
We gotta give him his own show.
Wait, you think that Bob Sagitt had a show
and then he got Dave Kuyah to do the voices
and then Dave Kuyier was given a spin.
Have you never been on a show that Adam created?
No, I'm saying then he got his spin off from that because I thought Bob Sagitt did
the voices and Dave Kuyier did the voices.
I thought it was the same format, two different people.
I'm pissed now.
I don't.
No.
You do do I.
There's literally no way to tell.
But I'm looking at the cast and it's Tom
Bergeron did it for a while. Bob say, that's new. That's new. And can we stop the pop for
a second and give Todd Bergeron his roses for a minute? No, we can't.
Bergeron is killing it. We can't give Todd. Well, actually, let's give Todd, because
that might be Tom's younger brother.
Right. Or his dad who didn't get a lot of shine. Check it out. See who he's related to.
Yeah. Tom Bershran might have had a relative named Todd and you know, to be a relative of a
super famous guy like Tom Bershran and your name is also pretty close to Tom. It's Todd.
I'm assuming that it was kind of hard for him. So big shout out and let's appreciate him.
Don Mercurado.
Well, their father, Dom, was huge influence to me as well.
He's the host of Prancing, Prancing with the Stars.
Don Mercurado.
I will say that America's funniest people did have a low-key,
banger theme song.
And that, I feel like not everybody knows that one was it the one that ends in
America
America of this is you
Bam Bam Bam that's America's funniest home videos
No
Yes, it is. Yes, it is. I had the same thought Blake. That's not you go look it up
And I'm gonna be over here maybe being right
Strange just from the friends next star
Maybe being right. Strangels from the friends next star
That was the day cool. Yeah, and I love that we're deep
Yeah, the hey, here's a poll for everyone at home. Do you love that we're deep diving? They said are you ready?
Because it's the red-white and blue. This is America's funniest things you do
America's one of those your voice is just fucking good
Oh, this is you don't don't don't not only is calm my favorite actor
He might be one of my favorite singers. I just like how he goes for it
And he's not afraid of what he sounds like. Thank you. You're welcome. I hope to do that forever
There is his right
to make you smile. There is his right.
A real light look at each of you.
You capture all the stars.
Yeah, this is sick.
Listen up, you ratchets.
That scratchy voice.
We'll find out.
Thank you, don't waste time.
Oh, come on, come on, America.
Hope this is you.
All right, I apologize.
I will be apologizing at the end of the show.
Just wait for it, all right.
But I am sorry.
Right now, I am sorry about what I said.
Do you think that's the same woman who's saying
on was it the step-by-step that had the woman
singing theme song?
It could have been the full house theme too.
Or no, that was a dude.
I think that was a dude.
There were so many good theme songs.
What's the last show that had a good?
Do we talk about thematic?
We haven't talked about it.
Do we dip back in our own shit again?
Well, that is that scratchy voice.
There's reminiscent of all those 90s sitcom openers
and we do have a dope ass video.
Yeah, thematic is one of my favorite sketches
that we've ever done.
I thought that was a banger, a classic banger.
We did a sketch several years ago before everything where
I was like a recording engineer looking for the next hot talent
to record a sick 90s theme song for a TV show
because theme songs were big back then. And this little roobe named Andy I think. I think it was Andy Bovine.
Andy Bovine. Andy Bovine. Yeah. And it's it's Adam as like this fresh new talent. And he just fucking blows my mind.
Then he gets hooked on cocaine. And then heroin, and then he gets a manager.
His manager, Chuckie Gaywagon.
Right, Chuckie Gaywagon.
Chuckie Gaywagon, and then it's Blake.
Chuckie Gaywagon, how are you?
And what song did you die recording?
He like, step by step.
I was, step by step, day by day.
Yeah, and then he closes my eyes when it goes
a second time, rely. You know, closes my eyes. it goes to the second time right.
You know, closes my eyes.
And we're going to play that right now.
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We had a meth lab across the street from our house. Wow. You guys have been in my house. It's a totally normal suburban home.
And like just the most regular ass suburban house.
Right.
And then right across the street,
me and I think it was my buddy Zach,
we were, it was our senior year
and we got off for a period in the middle of the day.
We had like a period off during lunchtime.
So we went to my house, just smoked the weed and chill.
And we're sitting there and all of a sudden we see like DEA
in like full riot gear, march up my sidewalk.
And I'm like, oh shit, how much weed do we have?
Wow, they're really bringing out all the guns
for our $15 worth of weed.
And they throw a battering ram through my neighbors
who's like across the street,
but I could see into their backyard,
through their back door,
and they came in through the front door.
And I guess there's a full on fucking meth lab
that these people had in their basement.
Like a full on-lab breaking bad stuff.
Wow, that is very breaking bad, yes.
Yeah, you know what?
Meth must be fucking good.
So maybe that's why I think,
maybe that's where any place that reminds me of
where I grew up, reminds me of meth.
Durs, I was wondering, what is meth?
I've never done meth, but like what is it?
Okay.
Well why are we asking Durs?
Durs hasn't done any meth.
Well, well laugh.
Well, it's a disgusting thing.
I just feel like talking to my buddy Durs, what do you want?
What's up, dude?
No, it's for sure a bunch of stuff with other things.
But I don't know what it is.
It's chemicals.
I mean, people were making it.
You're asking the wrong guy.
They were making soda with like over-the-counter fucking nightquill and shit, no?
I know they make this shit in the bathtubs
like cause you, and sometimes they put carpet in,
and like chlorox?
Yeah, it's like a lot of cams
and then they put like even carpet in it
cause I remember somebody saying
is it that good carpet mef?
And why do you think they put carpet in it?
And be sure and slide in our DMs about the carpet.
I'm sure it has to have something to do with
what's sealing the bottom of the carpet
and you put that in the bathtub and then it dissolves.
You're sure?
Yeah, he sure about that.
I'm sure it has to do with the bottom of the carpet.
Well, I'm sure that that's the best I can come up with.
Okay, yeah.
It must be good though, man.
If people are buying it like this and getting hooked,
like fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, the thing is, is like, meth,
you don't want to do any drugs that you,
that immediately you go from being a handsome looking person
or a beautiful looking person.
To the ugliest, most foul looking.
Right.
It really does destroy your opinion.
And it goes so quick.
Like, that's why it seems like cocaine's the best drug.
Because in those mug shots, where they take the person,
the person gets arrested every fucking year for 10 years straight.
And then they're like, it's always like four years in.
That person looks hot as fuck.
Right.
They're like their hottest that they've ever been three or four years
into their super addiction.
And then it fully goes off the rails.
So there's been a few of those like,
what would you call like chronological mug shot type things?
And then you know, I don't want to shout any with mouth
because most of those people have died already.
Sure.
Sure.
Oh my God.
We were trying to date you at stage four.
That's when the map is really hidden.
Then it starts to really drop off.
I feel like, no, meth, I think you're a pretty ugly,
like right away.
First stop, right?
It feels like you fall right off the edge of the cliff.
But if you were fat, you lose that fat, you get shrimp.
You have a moment.
You for sure have that meth moment.
But then you start to get the sores and the face tats and...
Yeah, you get the sores and...
Next thing, and you know, it says Mr. Ice on your forehead and it's like what is...
It's just...
Mr. Ice.
Right. That's the automatic tattoo.
It says property of Mr. Ice.
What does her tattoo say? It says Mr. Ice.
It says property of Mr. Ice, fuck.
Yeah, I just do always remember any time
you would drive through like on the way to Vegas
or maybe it was even in Concord,
there'd be those posters that said,
I lost me to meth and I was like, mm, okay.
All right, people are losing themselves to meth.
One of our greatest sentences ever.
Yeah, it's whoever, the ad wizard for that
was just a genius.
I lost me as opposed to like, I lost myself,
this, whatever.
Do we get to the bottom of this?
Yeah, let's go.
What's your longest single orgasm session been?
This is 40.
Like, I'm orgasmine for the entire time,
or, you know,
that's a good question though.
That's last one.
We've all had the one where you're like,
I already busted.
I'ma run it back.
We have.
Is it real?
You've never run it back?
You got to run it back everyone.
So of course you run it back.
I mean, maybe in earlier years, but yeah,
well, when you get to your 40s,
yeah, but I'm saying, but I'm saying is those sessions
would be longer because you're looking for a double barrel
bang bang.
And what I'm talking about is your longest single shot session.
I'm a man.
Yeah.
And this is why all the gay dudes are flocking into my DMs.
Because I want to shut up about my long ass crank sessions.
I mean, I bet there's some girls who want to hear
about that.
Oh, no girls want to hear about
Man, it's disgusting women look beautiful when they masturbate men are just just an angry gorilla something something
Do not all of them not all of them. Yeah, men are just thumping something. They're just like
Yeah, not all of them who looks good cranking down Jared leto probably of course you say not well
Yeah, he's saying not all girls. I was saying not all women look great
Oh sure well. Yeah, sometimes they get that look on their face that's like
Right, we're like they get too aggressive and you're like slow down
Well, and by the way, I'm just saying this off like a a cam girl who's like going too crazy and you're sure sure
What are you doing? Nobody's gonna pay for that. That's her job, so.
Yeah, she's, she's put in that work.
And onters out somebody will pay for that.
I know.
There's a guy out there.
I said it and I wanted it back.
It's called beautifulagony.com.
She's gonna get out of the fucking shit back in the day.
Oh my God.
For those of you who don't know
and you probably shouldn't, beautifulagony.com was just a camera set on a girl's face
as she orgasmed and you would just watch her face only.
Right.
Like collarbone up.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Right.
People are into the weirdest stuff, man.
People, I mean, they find the weirdest shit
to just crank down to.
The ribbon and the tear.
Well, that's just, that's like cranking down
to facial emotions.
That's what that is.
That's no, like nothing else.
Yeah.
That's not that weird though, is that weird?
Yeah, dude.
Just someone's face.
That is a little weird.
It's a king.
I understand it's abnormal.
Yeah, sure.
So it's abnormal.
It's a disgusting habit.
I'm just saying to me, that's weird,
but someone else, obviously to you, it's not that weird, it's something's awesome'm just saying to me that's weird, but someone else obviously to you
It's not that weird. It's something's awesome. Well, yeah, it's sometimes I mean, yeah, it's not that weird to me
At all. Yeah, it's not that crazy. Yeah, you know, there's something for everybody. There's something for everyone
For sure two girls one cup. Yeah, there's two girls one cup
That's that I don't that I'm not endorsing that sorry, buddy
When's that gonna get sent back around?
I'm kinda surprised that it hasn't had a second wave.
Or is it a right of passage for 12-year-old everywhere?
I don't wonder.
I bet that I mean there's so many gross stuff out now.
I feel like that's not even that elite level of gross.
The cost of diary.
Like what have you seen this grosser?
Yeah, then the eating of the shit in the
Beautiful agony. That's not gross
That's gross. That's beautiful. Yeah, it's gorgeous. You think female orgasms are disgusting
I'm hung up on that agony watch how women orgasm. You're tripping well. Yeah, okay. I'm not gonna unpack this is 40
What's gonna kill me?
Yeah, or anybody, I don't fucking, whatever.
Like not like a train or whatever, like a car,
but like, what's the thing you think's gonna,
the health, what's the health?
I think something's gonna just drop out of a tree
and hit me on the head, and that's gonna be it.
That's an accident, right?
That's an accident.
What I just said was bearing an accident.
He said the opposite of that.
No, it wasn't accident because I didn't you
Don't let me finish Kyle drops a coconut out of the tree and kills me
You got killed by a coconut that I dropped out of the tree. That's what you came up with them. Oh walk that one back
I think Kyle is gonna kill me. God damn it Blake. You're just stealing bits from Adam Divine's house party Hawaii
Yeah, I see you. That's right and you busted me
party Hawaii. I see you. That's right. And you busted me. And you busted me. I didn't know if you remembered them all. I see you stealing that bitch. I didn't even know you watched.
A lot of times I reach back into the house party bag. I dust them off. But you guys, I
should know. We got a lot of creators on the show here. I'm gonna die because wasting kill me with these jokes
Okay, yes, points
What is the most recent show in memory that had an actual good theme song? I'm trying to think of any shows that had a I mean I like the office's theme song. Well, oh
Yeah, look at you. Yeah, it might be workaholics. When did we stop summarizing the premise? Because
that was cool when theme songs had like lyrics and they actually
drive you what was going on in the show. That's don't right.
We don't do that anymore. The Brady Bunch and like small wonder.
Yeah. Can we just shout? Can we just give appreciation to small
one? Bro, the Adams family. Can we give appreciation to Adams family while they're still here?
Well, they're still here.
All right.
Yeah.
So what you're saying is we should have took the beat from the skinny boys.
That's the people that do the group that did the Workaholks theme song.
And kind of explained what our show was.
Have them re-record it like four dudes at home and they work there too.
Yeah, but they don't work at home.
And there's only three.
The fourth one's a ghost and you never see him.
And there's three of them.
Blake forgot our show.
Blake's on a different planet sometimes.
You need to.
But yeah, it would be something like that.
Like, boo-doo-doo-doo.
I was just looking at four people on the screen. I assume Kyle is one of the roommates
Well, I was there the whole time. Yeah, but for seven years didn't you film that TV show? Yeah, we're in you there for
86 87 episodes something like that. Yeah, but at this moment I'm looking at four people
I'm on a crowd of the street. I'd say the show with 89 roommates
That also work together at a grocery
store parking lot.
I'm sorry guys, I'm out of the street, I just saw 89 people.
I just stood.
Your eyes are in charge of your brain.
I love it.
Hey, baby, that's a round.
It's our microphone, a computer, and four pictures of people. It's this podcast.
Your eyes are really charged, your brain.
Oh my god!
You're a stupid dumbass.
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
Oh my god.
Can we just shout out, Beavis and butter?
Bro, give it up for Mike Judge.
All right, let's appreciate Mike Judge for a second.
All right?
Huge appreciation now.
Living legend made.
Oh man, yeah.
I think it's a surfer and I like that.
There's another, there's some porn actress
with the last name divine.
I bet if you type in divine into porn hub,
there's more than three porn actors
with the last name divine.
Or first of y'all.
And then strippers, there's one at every club.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Yeah, wait, fuck.
Where were we?
We could be for airlines.
We could talk about porno.
We could talk about a list.
We were talking about Adam and him.
Oh, the crossing over the porno.
I mean, like, it's all about money.
So an a list or, you know, they would they want, what they need to do that.
I do remember, and this isn't porno, but like Holly Berry when she did that movie where she showed her titties
They're saying ghost busters. Yeah, what about Joaquin Phoenix? Hold on hold on hold on. He was about to talk about how to bury
All right, sorry, sorry. I gotta watch like Holly Berry had like never shown her body before and then for that like Hugh Jackman hacker movie
Right she showed it's called swordfish swordfish. Thank you changed this is important she showed her taught us and yes sir she was joking on
some talk show that she like got paid two million dollars more a million for
each toddler that is and I'm like okay well so that's that's close to
acknowledging that you're doing it for the money right yeah and that's a list
yeah yeah Bella Thorne is on what's it called right raking it in right yeah she that you're doing it for the money. Right. Yeah. And that's a list. Yeah.
Bella Thorne is on what's it called?
Right?
Raking it in.
Right.
Yeah.
She hit me up and said that she'd like to be on this podcast.
Bella Thorne did.
Oh yeah.
Oh, okay.
We don't have guests.
We don't have guests, but we will talk about you.
We will talk about her.
We'll give you a man.
Yeah, we'll manage.
I like that.
We're not afraid to manage.
What about Joaquin?
When he sniffed that girl's ass in the movie,
remember he was like, he bit her ass in the documentary,
the Casey Affleck doc, where he was like,
I don't know.
I think that was a problem.
Remember that?
He was like doing cocaine and he had strippers in the studio.
When he became a rapper, he put gum under a letterman's desk
and he made that crazy.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Mm-hmm.
Right.
And that was called?
Yeah.
What was it, Brown Bunny?
Uh, Chloe.
Yeah, Chloe.
So then, yeah.
Yeah.
Did a little oral.
Yep.
But we're talking, I think Adam and I don't want to speak for you, but we're talking.
Please, I would love it if you spoke for me.
We want to know you listen to do hardcore, partner.
Right.
I'm just saying, when is it gonna happen?
It's going to happen.
We're walking down the road.
Go for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, because if Jake Paul can box,
it's gonna lead to Leo de Caprio doing porno.
Yeah, no, but Jake Paul is doing this.
Like, this is his biggest thing, right?
This is different, but like, obviously,
Kim Kardashian was first mostly famous from that tape, right? And now she, but like obviously Kim Kardashian was first mostly famous
from that tape, right? And now she's parlated into something else.
Ringing. Jake Paul's like, well, let me fight these people and become more famous. He's
like, I'll be an evil guy for 10 years. And then after that, I'll be just a regular person,
probably. That's my guess. Maybe. What about it? When like Kanye West designed the
PornHub Awards? Like like I know he did that.
So TIE.
He did?
Yeah, he was the set designer and the production designer for the PornHub Awards like three
or four years ago.
So TIE.
It was his idea for just the orange and black.
He's like, yo, it's Halloween every day.
We all wear masks.
I know he did that.
That's like, because he doesn't necessarily need to go over to Pornhub
to do that.
He's just doing that.
You know what I mean?
It's just like,
Well, I mean, like,
what's his name?
Dustin Diamond.
I mean, there have been not A-listers,
but like,
Yeah, China.
China.
R-I-P.
Classic.
It's usually when people have really fallen on hard times.
Yeah.
You know, it's like they've fallen,
and they need money, or there's something else
or they just miss being famous so much.
They just need a boost.
Right.
Something like that.
There's never been like a full-on Angelina Jolie
just goes, and now what?
Guess what?
Here's my hardcore pornotape.
Like that's never happened.
I think someone will do it as a state.
Well, what's his name?
Fuck, somebody...
Vin Diesel.
No, no, no, the artist.
Oh, Vin Diesel's porno tape?
No, no, no.
Oh my God.
Tyrese was, you guys go talk, I'm gonna go think on this.
Tyrese was like on InstaLive, like shaving his girls.
Woohoo!
Really?
Yeah.
Well, wow, wow.
He was.
Whoa, whoa. That dude does some wild shit on InstaLive, right? Right. Yeah, wow. That's a way, whoa.
That dude does some wild shit on InstaLive, right?
Yeah, I think he cares out some laundry.
Yeah, he's got some demons or something.
Wasn't he like crying on it and?
Yes.
Hold on, circling back.
Is it Jeffrey Coons, right Coons or whatever?
Yeah, the artist.
The artist.
Uh-huh.
Right, so back in the day, he either married or engaged
or was dating this famous porn star.
And then I think I've talked about this on the podcast.
He did this whole photo shoot of full-on porno with her,
with his dick and everything.
And I was in New York and went and saw the exhibit
when my kid, my first kid was like,
you brought your child?
Well, 12 months old. He was like, you brought your child?
Well, 12 months old. He was like an infant and we were in New York.
One year.
And we went into this other room and it was all of a sudden just like 10 by 10 foot full
insertion close-ups and he was like pointing like, whoa.
And I'm like, I don't know if we should be in here, we should get him out of here, but
then I'm like, he doesn't know what he's looking at. I'm like, I don't know if we should be in here, or we should get him out of here, but then I'm like, he doesn't know what he's looking at.
I'm sorry, mom.
But he did it.
That's the, he was a famous artist at the peak of his powers.
And he just did porno.
Also, I was just thinking about this.
Who's to say that there's not one just doing the POV stuff
and we don't know, you know what I'm talking about?
Oh, right, like a little mass fan.
They're gonna drop a catalog on us.
Well, it's filming it and then the reveal is coming.
Yeah, it's just Jake Gillin all wearing a ski mask.
Just right night crawl and throwing it down allegedly.
Oh, Randy Quaid's porn ode was he wearing a mask or was his wife wearing a mask?
I don't know, but if you're at home, feel free to pull it up and check it out.
Set us DMs about who was wearing a mask.
This kid that I knew in high school,
that he, is that chromatically incorrect?
He was like a star basketball player
and he was like a stud, but he was like,
I'm a senior and this kid's a freshman.
And he was like, yo Adam, can I get a ride home from school?
And I'm like, no, I don't wanna,
I'm not gonna take you home from school.
I'm a freshman.
He's a freshman.
Oh he is a freshman.
Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like, no dude.
And he's like, I'll smoke a wee bit with you.
And I'm like, get in buddy.
And then he hops in.
We're smoking weed together.
I'm gonna drop him off at his house and he goes,
okay.
As we're smoking weed he goes,
hey dude, have you ever smoked weed
with a bombing fluid in it?
And I'm like, what?
Like what they pump dead bodies with.
What is that?
For Mel the Hyde?
It's a bombing fluid.
It's what they fill a dead body.
Embalming.
Embalming.
Embalming.
Embalming fluid.
And that's different than for Mel the high.
I don't know.
Question mark.
It's a great question.
Great question.
No way to tell.
Slide of the deal.
And so I was like, oh, fuck no dude.
That's Hans and Taney's like, actually it's pretty good,
but yeah, okay.
And I'm like, wow, that's weird.
It's actually really tasty.
And then he's, as we're driving, he goes,
would you mind getting me some cigarettes?
I'm like, fuck.
All right, so I pull over to the gas station.
Gonna go buy this kid cigarettes.
I go inside, all the sun is like,
oh, and I'm fully fucked up on him, Balmyn fluid.
E-Balmyn.
However you say it.
And, you're Balmyn, you're Balmyn, you're Balmyn.
I'm fucking Balmyn, dude. Balmy're ballman, you're ballman. I'm fucking ballman, dude.
Ballman!
Yeah, and it was like the worst weirdest trip
that I've ever had, and I dropped this kit,
and then I had to go to work and try to sell steaks.
I think you skipped a beat in there.
Like, you realized that you had just smoked it.
Yeah, right.
And then, and it wasn't until I didn't realize
in that moment, I was just like,
oh, am I the highest
I've ever been?
Like I took four hits of weed,
but you know, I'm in high school,
like I'm not sure how things affect me in the same way
that I eat now, I would probably know right away,
but back then I was just like, oh, this weed must be mad good.
And then I'm at work and I'm like, no, something's not right.
I'm fully fucked up.
Like, what was work? What's work for you at this point? I was selling stakes. I'm on stakes
Okay, not like working with scissors or something. No, no, scissors work and then
But then that kid ended up
Obviously he was a little drug get he lost him to math
Mm-hmm, right and he was like a star basketball player as a freshman
He had a you know seemed like a good basketball player as a freshman. He had a, you know,
seemed like a good, at least a good high school life ahead of him. So I blew it, man.
So that's a bummer, man. That's a bummer, dude. Addiction can take him. Addiction can take
you. It can take you all the way down to the grave. And guys, the moral of the story is
just don't do drugs unless you can fucking handle your shit. Unless you can handle your
shit. That's right. And if you can handle your shit. That's right.
And if you can handle your shit,
and there's only one way to find out
if you can handle your shit, you gotta try it.
Game, all.
Basically, yeah, you just gotta get out of the hole
before you can't.
All right, that's what it is.
Right, so try every drug,
but then just if you can't handle your shit,
you gotta get out.
You can handle your shit.
Get out of the hole before you can't climb it.
I think that's why I've never done hard fucking drugs because I'm like, I can't handle your shit. Get out of the hole before you can't climb it. I think that's why I've never done hard fucking drugs
because I'm like, I can't handle that shit.
Can't.
Yeah.
Won't.
That's good to know that.
That's absolutely why I never did a heroin
or fucking acid because I'm like,
I think I would break.
I would go deep into the heroin world.
Yeah, you got heroin written all over the world.
Well, I love the opioids.
Yeah.
You're my heroin girl.
I loved opioids.
I love that feeling.
So I'm like, that's what, that's all it is, man.
But you throw in a needle in your arm and I'm like,
also I don't really dig needles.
No.
Right.
You could smoke black tar heroin though, right?
Yeah, but you do that.
I'm not the same.
It's not the same.
Hey guys, I would never, ever do that
unless we do it on the podcast together. Right not the same. Hey guys, I would never ever do that unless we do it on the podcast together.
Right.
I like that.
No, I would never.
We should get a wheel, like a wheel of fortune
that has all the drugs listed
and just spin it and do it together.
No, we're not.
Ha ha ha.
What is this trend of the girls
like crossing their eyes when they're, oh yeah.
What is that?
That's so weird. is it an anime thing I
think it's an anime yeah yeah I would also say yeah I think it's I didn't like it at first I was
like this is kind of weird kind of cheesy now it's your thing I'm kind of I just worry about these
these girls crossing their eyes so much they might get stuck I don't know I'm just gonna stick
that way haven't they ever seen the jerk you know you get stuck that way if you go too much.
You're more worried about their eyes getting stuck that way and not the butt-blog getting
stuck right up there, huh?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's time to leave these little glad-run video.
Yeah.
Bunkie.
Bunkie.
Bunkie.
Hey, this is 40 guys and the wheels are coming off.
But I am happy for him because that's what he was like
most sad about like,
because we were like, hey, yeah, probably gonna have to cut
down drinking and shit and all that.
And he's like, yeah, and he's like,
but I could smoke weed.
And I'm like, I don't think you're gonna be able to.
And I could tell how sad that made him.
Yeah, I'm huge, Barmer.
Ever since I was old enough for him to talk to me like an adult,
you know, 11, and he was telling me,
he was telling me,
were you hold this for me when we get pulled over?
This is yours.
No, he had to get drug tested for work all the time
because he worked for the railroad,
he was a conductor for the railroad
so he had to get drug tests.
So he's never able to smoke weed
his entire adult life, basically.
And he loved weed when he was a kid.
So when he retired, he was like, oh fuck yeah.
I'm back to getting to smoke weed
and living the life that I want to live.
And that was only a few years ago now.
And just to have that yank from him,
I could tell how sad it made him.
And I was pumped when the doctor was like,
oh hell yeah, bitch.
Yeah, yeah, this doctor is dope.
And that's a quote from the doctor, the doctor's doing
with all the guys.
He wore tie dye.
This doctor's legit, I can't get to it man.
But for real, I'm pumped too.
I thought about that with Dennis like right away.
And I'm like, good.
I think he's gonna be good.
I imagine him being like totally like Nottie's head,
stone face hearing all like the odds of like making it in the procedures and all the shit that's going on
Oh God, and then that was a horrific sounding he just one tear comes down
You're like that's gonna be okay. He's like no, I just thought of one thing
Am I gonna be able to smoke weed and they're like yeah, and he just wipes tear away is like okay, we're good
All right, no he oh, he literally goes,
am I gonna be able to smoke weed?
And the doctor's like, yeah, yeah, you will be able to,
you know, any kind of explaining, he goes,
good, then we're beating this shit.
Yeah.
And then he put on his sunglasses and ended the zoom.
I'm so lucky you love your phone.
That's all I needed to hear.
He roped a steer with his dick. Oh, he's the best.
Oh good.
Like, he wasn't gonna beat it until he was allowed to smoke weed.
And he's like, okay, good.
Then we are beating this shit.
All right, good.
Yeah. Come on.
He's getting in the proper mindset.
I mean, marijuana is super valuable to the process, for sure.
Because even like what you're talking about with like the appetite,
you really do lose it.
You got to smoke that weed. get the moncheeze back.
Well, I kind of thought it was gonna be gist-edibles.
And I like plugged, I plugged him with tons of edibles.
And the can, the weed drink company
that I've invested in.
Hello.
C-A-N-N.
And so I gave him a ton of that shit.
And I figured that's what the doctor was gonna be like,
okay, yeah, but just stick with edibles or whatever. And he was like, that's what the doctor was gonna be like okay Yeah, but just take with edibles or whatever and he was like no and the doctor was like nah, bro
I'll rip that shit dog
This doctor is the best dust off your song dude this guy won a Nobel Peace Prize
He's off the fucking charts. Yeah, man. He was peace pipe prize bra
Did he get the prognosis standing on an endow board?
You thought he wanted Nobel Prize,
but he just wanted no bull prize?
He fucking kick flips his endow board
and it's like, you're good.
You're good, bra.
Oh, man.
That's what I'm most looking forward to
of having kids is like having a reason to be like,
you know, let's go down the candy aisle real quick.
Because I don't really fuck with candy as an adult
because I'm worried about jawline.
But what soon is you have a kid,
you're like, well, I have to give them
some high fructose corn syrup.
Yeah, you know.
And it's all good if I gain some weight on my dad now.
Yeah, it's all, it's okay, I'm a dad,
I can strap some on.
It's fine. When I was a kid, I could strap some on. It's fine.
When I was a kid, I remember I had all kinds of weird side hustles,
so I would then take that money.
That's what you called them?
That's what I called them when I was robbing
the neighborhood kids.
Whoa.
And I would take that money that I got from my legal paper route
and also robbing the neighborhood kids.
All right.
And I would get all the ring pops, baby.
It was a ring pop mob.
I walked out, I'd lower this, this seat on my bike and just roll with all ring pops
up on the handles.
Ooh, here we go.
Flashin'.
Ooh, let them know.
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That's a great one. That one sounds so good. So is that a kid? You said it's like a high school kid at like a pepper alley? No, it's college. It's long horns. But still it's like just 20 years old. It's a 20 year old dude. And now has a place on our podcast. He has a good voice too. We hear He's making it lower like that's okay. We're back
That's him put it on the low man's
Yeah, he's he's yeah, he's throwing it down. It's clear though
He's like the quarterback or something. It's a big deal. It's a stadium. Yeah, his nuts have been dropped
Right right right all right good good to clad to clarify good. He's not waiting for that to drop those
He he was his nuts dropped in eighth grade and
Dines since then dropping like Oscar in Ghostbusters
I got a big fucking border right now that one is so violent
and Bona right now. That one is so violent.
Guys, update, I don't think I'm shooting a card now.
I got so much blowback and it's illegal.
We found out.
Yeah, we found out it's illegal.
It's like fully illegal.
They're like protected bird.
By the way, that's fucked up.
They shouldn't be.
They're everywhere and their nuisances.
No, but stop.
But no, I'm talking now, come.
No, I have something to say to you.
I'm talking. Fuck you. Well, wait, when I'm done, when you No, I have something to say to you. No, I'm talking.
Fuck you.
Well, wait, when I'm done.
When you're done, I have something really good to say to you about the car.
Please.
Okay, go ahead.
Can't a fanache.
And then I was getting all kinds of people that are like, oh, dude, those are angels.
And I don't really believe in angels necessarily, but everyone, like a ton of people are like,
oh, carnels are like when angels.
That is what I was going gonna say to you, dude.
Well, that's why you gotta just let me finish
so I can complete my thought.
Can't finish.
And my dad is going through all his shit right now.
So I'm like, well, on the off chance that this is real,
I don't wanna just be murdering possible my family
who's like coming around.
And also my family, they're wild, you know?
They drank a lot of Jan and vodka.
They might be fucking drunk birds
and hitting themselves in the mirror.
Yes, the set up to this is that when a cardinal visits you,
there is some lore from,
I didn't research which culture where it comes from,
but the lore is that that is a deceased family member
or friend coming to visit you.
Is it real?
And they're, I guess what, they're coming
and they're shitting all over my stuff.
They're cut, I mean, they're a shitty house guest.
They need to use the bathroom.
They still need to use the bathroom.
Unless that comes from a Native American Indian,
I'm not buying that shit.
I don't give a fuck!
I think that's where it's rooted.
I would think that that normally a lot of the animals,
spirits and what they mean come from Native American lore.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Or a method.
Or it was just something a method came up with.
Right.
Bro, I heard a cardinal as your fucking like dead grandma come and say what's up.
Well also my grandmother's favorite bird was cardinals.
Holy fuck, dude.
Jesus Christ.
And even my dad was like that could be grandma. And I'm like, how far?
Who said that was, could be grandma?
My dad, he was just joking, but I'm like,
or was he?
I don't know.
No, man.
So I'm not gonna murder these cardinals.
This is reality shrouded in jokes
is what's going on right now.
I'm very bombed.
I wanted to murder them.
So what's the solution?
I was saying maybe you could put lunch bags over your mirrors?
Yeah, no.
I guess I got to go buy lunch bags now.
Well, you can Amazon Prime, that's it.
No, not an ad.
Hey, you know, somebody else also said,
return the red truck, get a different color.
I don't have a red truck anymore.
I already got a new truck.
It's not the truck, it's the mirror.
It's the birds.
Well, it's actually not even the mirror.
It's just somebody's,
somebody's Adam's grandma's come in to visit him
and he wanted to shoot her.
And she's being fucking horrible.
Arvela, get your shit together.
She's testing you, dude.
She's testing you, bro.
She always was.
No, Arvela was pretty dope, but.
No, was she, though?
Well, hey, in the afterlife, she's proven that she wasn't.
She was on the party, bus.
She's just testing you, man.
Like, come on.
Well, I think you were also just too young to remember
that she was just a pile of shit,
and she would always shit on things,
and she'd pack it near.
She was constantly packing.
You just don't remember it because you were young.
Well, I'm glad you decided not to murder the Cardinal.
I think that's the right decision.
The Cardinal.
You know where I'm headed,
and I'll be live from next week
when we record, this is 41.
Not Lanna.
The dirty dirty.
The dirty dirty.
Very good.
I am shipping out to Atlanta
and this will be my first time ever visiting
the beautiful state of Georgia.
So I'm pretty damn.
You've never been to Atlanta?
I've never been to Atlanta.
I'm like so excited to go. I'm like, so excited to go.
I'm very, very, very excited to go.
You gotta hit up with it.
Uh, Magic City Monday!
That's what they say.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Gotta do it.
69, dude!
Yeah, I'm very, very excited for that.
Good chicken wings according to Lou Will.
Yes, lemon pepper, Lou.
Oh!
Well, that's the other thing.
Now that Atlanta Hawks have advanced to the next round,
maybe I'll even get to see a little NBA playoff game
while I'm out there.
You gotta go.
Hey, if that's the case, dude, I'm in Charleston.
I'll come down to Atlanta and catch COVID
with you at a game.
Damn it, okay.
That's what I'd like to hear, baby.
I'd love it. Oh my God. Put a couple of weeks on the end of a game. Damn it. Okay. That's what I'd like to hear, baby. I'd love it.
Oh my God.
Put a couple of weeks on the end of your productions.
All right.
I'm fully back.
Stop, man.
They're not, they're not catching me.
What's it like just running around in your 30s, guys?
Just crazy.
Yeah.
We'll say I'm starting to feel a little flagrant about like, I still rock the mask and
all that, but I, I I don't know I'm just like
feeling good I'm feeling good about going. There's uh there's there's no masks in in South
Carolina anymore. You go everywhere without masks. Right on. Well that rocks. Yeah it's it's pretty
it's pretty great and I mean they're assuming you're vaccinated and I am but it's nice to feel
like civilization is opening back up and you're
gonna have things that you can go do again and restaurants to go to and just dirty, dirty,
dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty bars to go to.
Yeah, dirty, dirty, dirty, absolutely.
Yeah, I like going into filthy places and you're like, this is where COVID was born, but it's not
catching me.
I just get a you mother fuck.
Dude, honestly, that sounds so nice going into a dirty bar and just fucking, I mean,
the only time I went when I was sober was playing the guitar and it would be so sick to just
go play the fucking guitar, allowed this shit in a dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty
bar.
Am I a love a good dive?
Dude, I have the Innoboard from Workahawks with all the nar puns right here.
Oh, hell yeah, bitch.
Oh, the Innoboard Pivotal.
Pivotal.
Do you guys remember this?
So everybody at home, an Innoboard, they're also known as Bongo Boards.
It's like a piece of wood you stand on and balance over like a wooden cylinder and you
kind of rock back and forth and work on your balance.
And we had one in the writers room or callix and we wrote about just stuff on it, Kyle.
That's right.
And here we have some of our nar puns that are written on there.
It says nargarita.
Oh.
Hey, I'm thirsty.
And it's today's Cinco de Mayo.
So, as we're recording this episode, it is Cinco de Mayo and I would love a
Nargarita. Would you also like a Nard boiled egg?
Pretty good. Less so, but yeah. Okay, hey, wait, hold on.
Yes, points!
Listen, these are insane. Nard Nar Binks.
Yes, points!
Leonaard Dog de catch waves. That's great. Yes, points! We are our dog, DeCatchwaves. That's great. Yes, points!
Pizza sus. Nope.
No, that one is not.
No, narkelly.
Yeah, okay. Yes, points!
Did I say can't narley wakes?
That's the best one right there.
That's really good.
That works on levels.
That works on levels.
Thank you for saving that one for last.
Yes.
Thank you.
I did a little part in entourage
and it was a scene with Jeremy Piven.
And I remember I was like, I was hell and nervous
and I was kinda like biffing my lines a little bit.
And I remember piv and being like, bro, you don't sew it up.
You're getting axed, dude.
He shook me to the bones.
That's so cool.
I love that he thinks that's his job.
Wait, what did he said?
You were getting cut.
Dude, he's like, come on, Blake.
And I'm just like, oh, shit, dude.
Jeremy Pippins about to kick my ass.
What were you doing wrong?
Because he just wants to get out of there.
For sure. By the way, like, that's going to help. Like, What were you doing wrong? Cause he just wants to get out of there.
For sure.
By the way, like that's gonna help.
Like that's gonna help you like, oh yeah.
For sure, thank you.
Now I'm less nervous because you're yelling at me.
Yeah, because the script, like, you know,
they really stick to the script.
It was one of those like sets where you have to hit
every word, don't add nothing.
Well dude, the jokes are solid gold on Ontario.
Oh yeah, I mean, just like...
Yeah, grammatical masterpieces.
I know you're kind of making fun of it
and you're saying that sarcastically,
but...
Wait, who? Now you're crying.
I guess part of what I just said was a joke.
But I mean, it was a generational comedy
that a lot of people stand by and it's kind of how I live my life.
So... Right. I don't disagree. A lot of people stand by. it's just kind of how I live my life.
So right, I don't disagree.
I don't disagree a lot of people stand by.
Yeah.
Why don't you cry of that?
I'm not crying.
It's cool because guys, I'm actually part of the entourage university.
Yeah, you really are.
I'm jealous.
Did you come back in the movie?
How?
Did I not see you in the show?
Were you in the show?
You did make it?
Yeah, you were someone's roommate.
Is that correct, Blake? Did you make it onto the show?
Yes.
You like knock on a window and you're somebody's.
Yes, so Jeremy Piv and I believe is dating my roommate.
She's kind of a younger girl and-
And this is in the later seasons.
I have no idea.
It is.
And later seasons, he's going through a Jeremy's
Auri Gold is going through a breakup,
a separation with Mrs. Auri,
because they never gave her name.
And really?
Yeah, it's part of the jokes.
That's why it's so funny.
Grammatical masterpiece.
He's going through a separation
and then starts to date a younger woman.
That is Blake's roommate.
Okay.
Yes, so I'm that girl's roommate.
I knock on the window and I'm like,
hey bro, do you got any condoms?
Cause I guess I'm like blazing somebody.
Did you do, well maybe that was part of it.
You like used a voice, that isn't your voice?
Right, you were like, hey bro.
Was that a, come on man.
Do you like, try, do you like, try to do too much of a thing
and it kind of threw you?
He came in with his accent.
Yeah, he was like
Bro, all right mate. You go and eat Jimmy caps. Was that it?
I
Don't I think it was more just me going like
Why and they're like you have to you have to hunch down and get in the window and I kept being like my eyes above the window
And like dude, you're just not in frame. this isn't working. Just kidding, it's your mark.
It's not much of the delivery.
But you didn't know how to put your head in a window?
It was hard, dude.
I didn't wanna intrude on Mr. Pivin's space, man.
And this wasn't season one of Wargolix.
This is like, we were like season three or four, I think.
And that's what I'm wondering too, Adam.
So I think you had done enough episode.
This is enough. This is a stunt cast. A little bit. This is a, you've done enough episodes
of television that you should know how to hit marks and to know the craft. I was not
with Jeremy Piven though. Yeah. Exactly. Golden Globe or Emmy winning. I don't know what
it was, but that dude, he just was biff and takes. So you weren't hitting your mark. Your
head wasn't where it needed to be. It was a whole nother animal, dude.
It was a whole nother animal.
It wasn't like I knew on work on all this.
Can you look at Jeremy and the eyes, please Blake?
Can you look at him, like make this,
like you're connecting with him?
Is that okay?
Can you bring your head down a little bit?
And he looks at you and just shaking his head,
don't do it.
Don't you look at me?
Yeah, that's the thing.
He was fucking witcher.
Would you rather find a possum at the foot of your bed,
like under your covers, or look down in the toilet
and find a possum like in the water?
Toilet.
Wait, why are you taking a shit, though?
Or are you better?
Yeah, where you're sitting and peeing,
we get, by the way, we should get into that.
You're sitting, though.
Oh, yeah, I got to start.
I got to start.
What do you mean you got to start? I'm getting, I got to start. I got to start. What do you mean you got to start?
I'm getting I'm I got to start sitting and peeing. I'm getting fucking railed for leaving the seat up
I'm so goddamn tired. I'm not like paying attention and I'm getting fucking railed. Well for sure you piss all over the seat
You want to make your monster? I'm messy too. Yeah, I know that about you. Yeah, I fucking spray all over
I hit the corners of the bathroom. Yeah, you're a real hoser But do you need the seat down when you piss though? No, no, I do not but I just don't put it back
I had a college roommate who did that and we had to like fucking shake him down beat his ass jump him
We had to like talk we're like we had to lay this guy down and fucking we had to fuck this guy
Yeah, I was like open wide
Yo homie can we talk to you real quick?
No, he would just piss on the seat.
We thought it was water for a long time.
And then we realized we're like,
wait, did you just not put the seat up?
And he was like, oh no.
And we were like, you've been doing this for months.
Sorry.
I get it though, but sometimes,
but you're like, you know, when you don't put the seat,
I have done that a lot in the past.
And it's like, I trust my aim.
I'm a great aim. I'll be fine. But you're not the...
I'm sorry. So you do, you are that guy.
No, I'm not that guy anymore. I'm just leaving it up now. I'm pulling it up, and I'm leaving it up.
Right, right. So you have been that guy. When we used to share a bathroom, I remember
multiple times, and there would be pits on the seat, back in the deck, for sure.
Yeah, well, you know, I mean, I was the only one cleaning the bathroom, so I didn't think it really mattered.
Oh, too shame, points.
I'm a man.
You know, seven years.
Per-an.
Only one right here.
Adam is like, a fair enough?
A fair enough.
True.
Never cleaned the bathroom once.
Well, Adam's not gonna clean your piss.
I mean, I cleaned his.
My clean his.
I don't do that.
I sit, I have, and I have forever.
I sit down and piss. When I'm have forever. I sit down and piss.
When I'm at home, I sit down and piss 95%.
I'm into it now.
Right, yeah.
Maybe more, maybe it might be 99% of the time.
I'm always sitting down and pissing.
People have been like, oh, is that,
isn't that like a masculinity?
Absolutely not.
It's way more comfortable.
I piss for a really long time.
I drink a lot of fluids.
That is true.
I have to sit down. You take short poops and long peas
I do take short poops and really long peas. I think the disconnect I have is like exposing my ass while peeing
Like I think that that's a problem and keep going please. Yeah
I just find it to be not like utilitarian.
It's like, no, I have the hardware to just well say.
Basically unzip, stand up, and...
You too, let's hear you.
Yeah, no, and we all know what that means.
Think of no one needs to explain it, yeah.
Well, you know, like it's like,
why do I have to expose my ass and pull my pants
all the way down to my ankles when all I really need
to do is drop them a couple inches.
Because you're gonna get on your phone for a minute.
Yeah, because you're just gonna look at your phone.
Take a load off, Annie.
I understand it's smarter.
I get it's a little bit more intelligent,
but this is the gripe I might have with it, all right?
See, I don't do it when I'm out in public,
not all the time, but usually public toilets
are a little more disgusting.
So you're like, I don't wanna chill in there.
Yeah, I would never.
Oh, huh.
I'd rather just take a piss in the urinal.
And then go shoot birds.
I'd rather just assassinate carcass. I don piss in the urinal and then go shoot birds. I'd rather just
Assassinate carnal.
The urinal is normal. The urinal is gnarly too because that shit splashes back like no other like oh
You gotta hit the little seashell man no matter what you're getting a little mist you're getting you're getting a mist
You don't piss straight ahead and like wrap it around the corner like in the corner
The best thing to do is back up about six feet. If I wear shorts or sandals, social distance.
It just completely opens my eyes to how much I'm pissing all over my feet.
Right.
Every time I'm out of urinal, so much piss gets on my legs.
Right. It's inevitable.
Here's a good question.
And ladies at home who really don't spend time in a men's bathroom,
you might be shocked by this, but guys, there's always at least some urine underneath a urinal.
Every time. Every time, without a doubt.
I got the poo on me.
And there's always so many pubes in the urinal as well.
Like, how are you shedding this much?
They're jumping. It gets cleaned every day.
Here's my question. What is the acceptable amount, like square inch wise,
of urine on the floor that you're like,
God, that's gross, that's too much.
Like the size of a hand?
When I slip.
If I slip,
I'm gonna slip.
I'm gonna pull my forearm.
If I slip going in,
that's bad.
I'm a little worried.
When you're barefoot and there's any amount.
Yeah, 100%.
If it's bigger than a hand, I can't.
I'm like, that's fucking nasty.
But if it's like five drops, like five quarters on the floor,
I'm like, yep, five quarters.
Like the size of five quarters, like drops.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Well, it is amazing, like how much,
I feel like we're so much more open now as a society.
And like, Russians have ships that can go side to side
on underwater.
For sure.
And we have combustion engines, yeah.
Definitely aliens.
But like back in the day, there used to be,
used to go to baseball games or basketball games, whatever.
And there would just be a trough where you just all had to
piss into a tub together.
And there would be like a grown man right across from you.
And this is when we were children.
So you're just at Dick height
and there's just dicks on each side of you pissing.
There's a man directly in front of you.
Lots of pee, lots of smells.
His dick is right in front of you.
There's one resting on your shoulder.
I've got a big fucking boner right now.
Hopefully there was no boners.
Hopefully there was no boners. Hopefully there was no boners
You have to arc your piss up into this tub or your dad has to hold you
With your legs dangling
As you're as you pull out your little dick and just try to get it into what a nightmare situation
But also what a cool homie move to hold you boy up, dude. That's my move boy dad
What a cool homie move to hold a boy up, dude. That's my move boy dad
Hashtag boy dad. I'm so good. It's just like holding that dude up and I like shake him
Like when he's done. I give a whole body shake to just get it out
Yeah, if the bachelor party's really good. We're gonna be doing that to each other in the Ozarks for sure
I hope that I get drunk enough that you guys hold me up and shake me to the piss drop when it's on my deck.
A writer on the gemstones.
He was telling me that he last year
I had to stay at a hotel and he was living in this hotel
throughout the whole production and he got innocuous
and he was like, well, I got a crank down.
So he's like watching the porno on there,
which I don't even know how you find the porno.
It finds you.
No, I can't even find supernatural on this.
I don't know how to find it in there.
It's the app that they gave us the, the Oculus.
So I should be able to easily find it.
Anyways, he was on the porno.
He's convinced that the maid came in and cleaned up
as he was sitting there but naked on the couch jerking off
at his hotel room and like gave him ice.
He was like, dude, I swear to God, there was no ice there.
So he has goggles and the headphones on.
Yeah, the full on goggles and the headphones on
just jerking off on a couch and the maid comes in
like the turn down service and just left the ice there for him.
And I'm like, that's the funniest thing in the world.
I guess they've seen it all by now, right?
Yeah. Oh, man, to be a maid.
A maid.
At a hotel.
I mean, you must just see the weirdest wildest shit
because people don't give a fuck out hotel.
So this dude had a messy ass room through his goggles on
Took out his chud didn't put the do not disturb thing on the door. I yeah, I obviously didn't right He knew what he was doing. Yeah, he was he was hoping to get a little show
He got lost and then he fucking took the goggles off to clean up and everything's clean
Dude, but that's the thing. That's the thing. Look, his whole fucking room is clean with new eyes.
The bed is made around the table.
He only told me about the ice,
but I'm like, what, I mean,
I need to have a follow up question
and ask him if the bed was made,
if there's a little mint on his pillow.
Or did she just like show up with ice
and then just drop that hell quickly
and then be out of there?
You know what I mean?
My guess is it's probably that.
You don't want to stick around and watch that.
Tap them on the shoulder and be like,
stir your ice.
As we said, men don't look,
but it doesn't look natural when you see men tricking off.
It looks terrible.
When you see a man with his legs behind his head,
incredibly forced.
This is 40? Wearing incredibly forced. This is 40?
Wearing wild stuff.
This is 40 indeed.
You got to say limber.
This is 40.
I was talking today about shit that we allegedly did in the past that like now for sure
we wouldn't do, one we would probably get in all kinds of trouble for.
Yeah, let's talk about it.
And these are things that maybe we didn't even do.
And maybe allegedly, that's why we're saying it. Allegedly we did.
Allegedly we didn't.
But, maybe we're just...
The podcast, we're just being funny.
Yeah, yeah, we're telling funnys for the gigs.
For the gigs and the chucks.
Yeah, yeah.
But remember when we were allegedly at Comic Con
and we were playing beer pong with Kent Ultraman,
the old president of Comedy Central,
and then we like whipped our dicks.
It was like the last like ball.
And we were losing in beer pong to,
I thought it was Kent.
The drunk history guy.
Yeah. It was Kent and drunk history.
Yeah, Derek.
I thought it was John Benjamin.
Wasn't it?
Yeah. I think it was,
I think it was John Benjamin and drunk history, dude.
And Kent was watching. And Kent was watching.
Kent was watching.
Yeah, Kent was watching.
And he's the president of Comedy Central, essentially our big boss at Comedy Central.
Great.
And we were playing with him.
And we just all like, with our digs out, and we're like, fapping him around.
So we had only one cup left.
We had one cup left.
We were losing.
And it was like, we got to do anything.
So they fucking can't beat us.
You pulled your nuts out
I got on my knees and started licking at them
Allegedly allegedly yeah
Dude what and that's what happened what happened you weren't there dark. I was over by the pool
I think that's a pretty common practice in beer pong, like the distraction technique.
Oh yeah, it is.
We still lost.
I think he still made the shot.
So you licked your friends' testicles and lost?
I didn't actually lick it.
I just was like flicking my tongue at it.
How close were you?
It was like close.
He was like, oh, close, where are you?
If anything, I was wafting the sense of it into my mouth.
It was wafting the smell into his own nose.
I want to say that's almost hotter, bro.
I do.
That's a kink.
Yeah.
I know what I'm doing.
Yeah.
Don't kick shame, uh, Ders.
I was nose-killing.
Get an extra close.
Yeah.
Just kind of hot breathing on your friend's nut.
I'm always like, you guys wanna play beer pong?
You wanna play beer pong?
First ball out, you're like distracting.
Yeah.
Let's just, oh, let's distract him.
Let's distract him.
Let's distract him.
We don't have to yet.
Oh, why are you making your dick mouth talk?
Let's distract him.
You should pull your nuts out.
Why are you pulling your ball sack over your dick?
We just started. That used to be such a move is pulling just your your nuts out. Why are you pulling your ball sack over your dick? We just started.
That used to be such a move is pulling just your nut sack out.
That was like the funny.
Yeah, we called that bubble gum.
Yeah, satin gum.
Just kind of the skin, just the skin of the nuts.
I think I told this story.
At summer camp, one of our counselors allegedly,
he like rolled us all up.
And he had his balls out of his boxer short hole.
And he was like, oh, wake up guys.
Hey, and check out these new underwear I got.
And we would all turn and look,
and his nuts would just be hilarious.
Oh, God, it was so funny.
And he was standing over top view, just jerkyed off.
I mean, at that point, I'm like, I might as well suck it.
He taught me how to shoot a bow and arrow.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Hey.
Thank you, God.
There we go, man.
What a cool relationship between like an 11 year old
and probably like a 17 and 18 year old.
Just like, shit's going crazy.
How are camp counselors in charge?
And these kids are just laughing so hard they're crying.
I miss that.
I miss being a kid when you would just laugh so hard
that you were crying of life.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't laugh anymore.
Everything got too real.
Yeah.
Can we take a minute just to appreciate Jeremy Piven?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Hey, Evanston Township High School.
I'm a man.
Graduate.
He's a alumni of the high school I went to.
He was one of the first celebrities
that I saw in Hollywood.
I was walking running Canyon with me
and I think Christine and our dog Rocky
that we won off the television show, Who Gets the Dog.
Check it out.
It's on the Fido Network.
And then.
It's got to that now.
Who gets the dog?
And we're back.
And then so I'm walking up running Canyon
and I'm walking up this steep way
and he's running down this steep way.
Nice.
Holding shirtless.
Broom.
Holding a mountain bike over his head
with like 6% body fat or something.
You think he stole it? I for sure fat or something. You think he stole it?
I for sure he robbed somebody.
He did.
He did.
You know, I think it was just like that.
That was peak on Trosh.
On Trosh was still on.
It was probably like season three or four at that time.
And he was like a fucking star at that point.
I think he was just like, yo, I gotta get out there.
Let Hollywood know that I can carry mountain bikes about my head and run running Canyon.
Yeah, baby.
out there, let Hollywood know that I can carry mountain bikes about my head and run in Canyon.
Yeah, baby.
Mm.
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Another thing about the P next to you is that when you're a kid you're like trying to
like fucking just advocate just P because you got stage fright.
These men have had like 424 ounce beers.
So they're just ripping piss out of their hogs, right?
Give me a hell, yeah.
And it admittedly so much easier to piss after you've had a few beers.
Oh, yeah.
You can't not.
Even if it's not just the amount of fluid that's in you, it's just, you don't care.
You're dicks out, you're pissing in front of other men, it's fine.
You're all doing it.
It's like the proton blaster from Ghostbusters 2.
Right.
You can barely control it. Right. It's science. It's almost's like the proton blaster from Ghostbusters 2. Right. You can barely control it.
Right.
It's science.
It's almost exactly like the proton blaster.
Don't cross the streams.
Don't, don't cross the streams.
Cross the streams.
Don't.
Did I tell you guys about this last week?
I went to this woman.
She's a healer.
What?
Yeah.
They recommend, people on set recommended me,
because I know I have this neck thing,
where I like tweaked my neck.
It's been years now, and you guys probably always see me
crack it and shit, and it's like, I have seen you do that.
Yeah, it's kind of fucked up.
And so I like really tweaked it the other week,
and I was like, oh, my neck, my neck, and I'm on set,
and they're like, you should go to the healer.
And I'm like, okay, and I'm telling Chloe about it, and I'm like, oh my neck, my neck, and I'm on set and they're like, you should go to the healer and I'm like, okay,
and I'm telling Chloe about it and I'm like,
oh I'm gonna go to the healer and Chloe's like,
you're gonna get jerked off,
you're for sure getting jerked off.
Right, nice, nice.
She's like, I'm coming with.
As long as she got six hours.
And then I go to the healer and I come back
and she was like, how was the jerk off session?
Oh, yeah.
And I'm like,
I'm here for, I'm just still burning.
No, she, six hour healer at him.
It's a lot of healing.
I'm bringing my ocular.
What she was doing is like, I carry all my stress,
you know, I'm a maniac.
And so I work out all the time and I never stretch
and I never do yoga or like do anything,
I'd never even get massages.
And so like, I'm just this ball of stress.
And she was like, my neck is fucked up.
So she's rubbing my legs and shit.
And relaxing muscles in my armpits and down my back,
and it's releasing the muscles all the way up.
And by the end of it, I'm just a moldable clay man.
And I'm all like, I feel in way better.
Did it release some shit in you?
And you got naturally high?
I heard like when you start to detach all those muscles
from stuff and like relax,
you can actually catch like sort of a buzz.
Well, you feel a little mad good.
I wouldn't say it was high.
The weed I smoked before going in there
is what got me high.
There we go.
Right, right.
Okay, that's my boy.
And every family's different,
that's just how my family deals with stuff
is like you have to make light out of it.
And like my dad is calling himself Cancer Dad.
We are.
And so we're all calling him Cancer Dad.
And he wants to be a cancer fluencer or can fluencer.
Is that real?
I'm sure it's real.
I don't know if it's real or not,
but he wants to be that when we were joking
that he should be that certain get like a,
he's like on a basketball and he's sponsored by Bass Pro
shops because like fishing is a thing you can do
when you're dealing with cancer treatment
because it doesn't exert a lot of energy.
I love the idea of Dennis doing like a little low budget
commercial where he like catches cancer at a lake.
He's like, I'll be throwing this back.
Yeah.
Hey, this is a kitchen release.
Point.
Yes, point.
That's awesome.
I also worked at a pumpkin patch slash haunted house.
And me and Austin worked there.
My good friend, Austin Anderson.
And I wasn't fired.
I just was not asked back because we both played two monsters,
and I was in a cost, or, I don't know,
we kept trading off and on, but one of us
were in a costume that was like eight feet tall,
and so you're this giant monster
that comes out from behind this trick wall.
Are you on still, so your neck is long?
No, it's like the head is kind of resting on your shoulders
and it goes up from there.
And we kept acting like we were fucking each other.
Like we'd walk in the room.
We'd walk in the room and I'd act like I'm fucking him
or he'd act like he's fucking me.
And so it wasn't really scary as much as just like,
oh those two goes are just fuck
What's going on? Would you call that a gay experiment?
I might be an experiment. Yeah, I don't know
We had a fan ask if we ever had a gay experiment
Maybe maybe that's what I get bodywork like once a month, but it's work
This is yeah, it hurts so goddamn like there's no pat like I might pass out from the pain this dude who works
Me as like this x football player now. He's like a power lifter
Mm-hmm and I am always like
Post the picture, but it's brutal like I got you can't exercise or work out the next day because he's like separated the muscles from like
Each other that's it's he like tenderizes the meat from like each other. He like tenderizes the meat.
That sounded bad.
Right.
He's got you walking funny.
I feel you.
I feel like fucks.
Let's just say I walk funny acts when I leave that.
That guy fucks Honders for sure.
Let's just say that Adam, you called this woman a healer.
Durs is the guy we're talking about.
Is it a healer?
No, he's just a guy who does body work on athletes,
like myself.
Yeah, I think it's a, it's like a mix of a chiropractor,
a chiropractor and a massage therapist.
And it's like the mix of those two disciplines.
And I don't know, at first I was like,
am I gonna like rub crystals all over me
and like smother myself and sage and shit.
Which I'm, I don't, yeah, I would try
because who cares?
But also I'm like not trying to spend like 250 bucks
on rubbing sage on myself.
So I was actually really pleased that this would,
and I went twice. I actually went
this morning and I went once a week ago and she was like, it'll probably last for like
five or six days and then you know stretch every day and then you're going to probably
want to come back. And then I waited about a little over a week and then sure enough about
a week and some change in. It started to hurt again. Your body just seized up. All the sudden my body seized back up,
but it was cool, man.
So now I'm like, oh, should I be in
some fucking wellness dog?
Bro, should I be in the next one?
Should I be in the next one?
Hey, when you get back to LA,
I'll send you to my guy, it's brutal.
Yeah, I'm trying to get in into some wellness.
I'm trying to do some whim-hoff.
You know, sitting in some fucking ice, sitting in ice barrel.
I love that as we're all talking about this,
we keep like kind of like a just like just talking about it makes my body hurt.
This is 40.
It's focusing.
By the way, Twinkle Twinkle and ABC are the same song.
Yes, they are.
Same melody.
Okay.
Which is important.
That's a mind-blower when you first realize that.
Is that for, is that for real, Bam? Yeah. Ready? You sing ABCs at the same time I'll sing Twinkle Twinkle. Okay, good,
because I don't know the words of Twinkle. Ready? ABCDFGHijKLMNOPQRSTUV. T-U-V, double-of-the-eak-sake, recalame.
Nine.
Nine.
Storm-by-a-V-C.
X-Don't give it to you.
Next time, won't you sing with...
Is that real?
A frog.
Was that Kyle saying that?
What?
X-Don't give it to you?
The X-Don't give it to you.
No, that was me.
No, I was genuinely singing the ending of it.
X-Don't give it to you.
Wow, that was really cool.
Oh my God, I thought that was a sound thing or... I don't know what I thought that was the ending of it. X-Con, give it to you. Wow, that was really cool. Oh my God, I thought that was a sound thing
or I don't know what I thought that was.
You got scared.
So you think I sound cool?
Yeah, yeah, thanks, dude.
You sound like a soundborne.
Appreciate that.
That was the first joke I remember laughing so hard
that I would fucking cry my eyes out as a little kid.
Learning the ABCs, we'd go through all the ABCs
and at the end you say like,
next time won't you sing with me, you know that part, but what we would do in my car, we go through the whole thing is all about the setup and then we say next time won't you sing with a frog?
Not point and you could change it every time every time you change it you be like
You could change it every time. Every time you change it.
You be like,
You be like,
next time won't you sing with a monkey?
And he's like,
oh, it's just a grace.
Wow.
That is pretty good.
I know.
Huh.
I'm really special.
I loved it.
Hey, Frog was the funniest by far for me.
That's why I remember that.
But it was like,
it was just that confusion attack at the end of a giant setup
that fucking cracked me up.
And I wonder if we can look at the analytics and see how many people tuned out during Kyle's story.
Right. Yeah, let's check it out. Check the RSS for you.
Yeah, just if we look at that, if we have I Heart Radio, look at the analytics and how many people just decided to stop listening to the podcast
50 minutes in because I'd like to do an early apology. I'm just knee deep in it.
Fucking toddlers. That is true.
I'm knee deep in a baby.
I'm basically handling about,
I got three 50 pound dogs of baby
in a two and a half year old
and I'm changing diapers all day.
All right.
I'm living in a nightmare.
I think I'm fucking dealing with like six pounds of shit
on a daily basis.
That's a lot.
Like six pounds.
That is true.
So now you're talking to a bunch of grown ass men
and you're like, I'm only used to talking about like ABCs
and how fun it is to end it with frog
and how funny that is.
And you talk to like your three buddies
who are damn near 40 years old
and you tell that same story,
thinking it's gonna get some chucks and gigs.
Yeah.
And it doesn't. And I understand that.
Or at least a smile or something.
You know, something less critical from three of my best friends.
Hey, I love you.
I love you, bud.
You know, that wasn't the best story, but I still love you.
I tell stories that suck too sometimes.
Do you want to know why I got fired from the punker farm?
Oh, sure.
Of course.
Yeah.
Because I took two stakes in in which is every day,
and they weren't having it.
They would give out lunch and I would always pocket two,
and they were like, do you gotta go?
Did you say you were a growing boy?
They wouldn't let me do it, man.
They didn't dig it.
And I sucked their parking duty.
Like, I would not help people park.
I just stood out there.
So you stole and did a poor job?
You were a thief and bat at the job. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah
Hey, here's the real shit. I mean, I think you guys know about my doopy trends my arthritis
Bad really really what's the word again though? What's the word? It's dupe trends.
Dupe trends.
Look at this.
See that?
Oh my god.
Ders has a, what is it like a vein in the middle of your hand?
Yo, dog, you an alien.
No, it's like the tendons starts like scrunching up.
Oh my god.
It's like a Scandinavian arthritis.
So basically, I guess I'm a Viking.
Yeah, your hand just slowly closes.
My dad had it, but he got it in his like 60s.
I got it when I was like 35.
Was that like an evolutionary trait
because they were like always just grabbing oars
or had a axe in their hand?
Rolling long boats.
Their hands were never open.
My thought too.
What is, like what's gonna happen happen, like, through the year?
So your poem is all fucked up and now it's gonna, like,
they tell me that eventually my hand will, like,
close like this, and then I have to, like,
that'd be cool.
A surgery or some kind of operation, like, open it up.
I don't know.
Or are you gonna be, like, member Bob Dole,
how he had, like, always had to grab a pen all the time?
Right. Did he have dukey trends, or did he, like, yeah, I like always had to grab a pen all the time. Right.
Did he have dookie trends or did he like...
Yeah, I might run for president.
Durs running for president.
I think that was a wore thing for Bob Dole.
No.
A wore thing, yeah.
I think so too, yeah.
Or did he have like, a stroke?
Or did he have like, a stroke?
I lost some feeling.
I feel like this is another example of us being like, it was a wore thing for sure.
Moving on.
Definitely was a wore thing.
And then every DM being like, you're a fucking idiot.
Yeah, maybe we'll take it back early.
We don't know shit about Bob Dole,
except for Norm McDonald on SNL.
Bob Dole was a friend.
I was just a girl that's saying best friends
and we all got it wrong.
And then everyone just came after.
It was like sweetie or something.
So we did.
So we did.
So we did.
Yeah, my best friend.
I let us down the path that it was Megan the. Stallion, but that was a funny little runner
too about Megan the comedian.
Good job guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I watch the department the other day in the accents insane.
How the way they say cops?
Cops.
Cops.
Cops.
Yeah.
He's a call-up.
But it has to roll off the tongue if they can tell that you're like gearing up to say
cops. They're like,aring up to say quaps.
They're like, fuck this guy.
Right.
Well, it's just a weird character choice
where everything you're saying, you're thinking.
You're like, quaps.
Quaps.
Yeah, you're just moving your face way too much.
You're like, all right, it seems like you're really prepared
to say this word.
Maybe throw it away a little bit.
Quap. Are you saying co-op? Yeah, just kind of, you. Maybe throw it away a little bit. Coop.
Are you saying coop?
Yeah, just kind of, you know, throw it away.
You're just saying coop.
How do they say coop?
Hey, you're just saying cops.
You're just saying cops.
Just throw it away.
Sounds like you're saying coop.
We're not at a REI.
Coop.
Your only line, you guys are like making drugs
out of your house.
The cops busting, your big line is cops.
You just got to shout at the door.
All right, throw away.
That's hell of a heart.
That's his only line.
Call it, okay, Kyle, call it action.
Okay, ready, air, action.
Cops!
You have to wait for the door to open.
This!
You have to wait for the door to open, all right?
You can't just yell it, you have to wait.
Go roll it.
Hey guys, okay. Ah! All Alright, okay, hit me, Kyle. Okay, okay, just remember he's gonna open
the door. And so am I this or a noise when the door opens? Yeah, yeah, we're rehearsing
on the noise. Alright, ready, and am I the sound guy? Oh, oh, oh yeah, dude, roll sound.
Got it. Rolling. Alright right, ready, action.
C'mon.
It's co-ops.
C'mon.
And this was an episode of We're Bad.
C'mon.
Yeah.
See, I think that was almost too good.
Yeah, so I was trying to do a bad impression,
but I actually nailed it and probably got the golden popcorn
from that one.
Co-ops.
Yeah.
Very good. Co-ops is co-ops in there.
Yeah.
It's co-ops!
I added an it.
I took it in artistic license and added an it.
That felt natural.
I liked it.
I think you fucked up.
I think the person like, actually it's cops. We don't want it. Actually, it's just felt natural. I liked it. I think you fucked up. I think the person like actually it's cops
We don't want it actually it's just cops. It's not it. You're saying co-ops
That's not what we can we just make them American is it cool if an American lives in Boston is that okay?
American emboss
Oh
Fucking dumbass. I was gonna say I can't believe we're still on here for a
Fucking dumbass. I was gonna say I can't believe we're still on here for a second.
And Kyle gives us that gift.
I'm such a fucking dumbass.
Yeah, but I'm glad we did because
can an American be in Boston?
Bro, six pounds of shit every day.
And then after that, you couldn't see what he said.
What did I do?
You idiot!
What happened now?
Oh, boy.
Bro, I don't think you understand how tired I am.
How tired are you?
We get it bro!
Oh, we get it!
Alright, well I'm just a little empathy for my brothers.
I'm tired too, man.
Hey man.
I don't give a hug!
Oh, there we go.
Maybe get rid of one of your thousand dogs.
Do you guys still have all the lizards?
Yes, but I don't deal with them. That lizard's the snakes. I don't deal with them. Feed the dogs to the snakes. I do the dogs. I do the
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Adam, come on.
Your dad is correct, he knows you, he knows you're fucking with me,
he knows you're fucking with the world.
I'm not fucking with you, dude.
I think you're a really talented actor.
You really make me laugh, you make me question my own abilities
as an actor.
And I think you're very talented.
I fucking love you, dude.
Perix, very well.
By the way, Kyle, it's not like, you know, like we all have like our favorite friend that
might not necessarily be our best friend.
Right.
Exactly.
Right, so you're his favorite actor, you might not be the best actor.
True.
Alright, so he just likes my moves.
You could even be the worst.
Nope.
I think you're the best, Kyle.
That's what it is.
I'm doubling.
I'm doubling on it, dude. He's your favorite best actor. I see all your moves and I
don't I wouldn't even know how to approach your acting. Yeah. You'd have to
deprogram. Other acting. I look at other actors I'm like oh I can steal that
little move. I can add that to my tool chest. Yours I'm like I don't even know
that wouldn't fit in my tool chest. My tool chest is not equipped to handle
those moves. So congratulations to you.
Hey man, thank you.
I'll take that.
I will say Kyle would always be the most prepared.
Well, I didn't have to work like every fucking day
like you guys.
I'd just come in and fucking, you know,
so I'd have time to like look at it.
You guys were like, how many hundreds of lines
do I need to say today?
I actually found myself,
because I'm kind of dealing with that now on gemstones that I'm not in
it every day, and I find it harder than when you're there every day, and you just find the
rhythm, and you know the character so well, and it's just like putting on a comfortable
jacket or whatever.
Right.
Like, really, and I was able to, on work hall, just look at the sides, memorize it within
a few minutes,
and then just go and do it.
And on this, I'm having a much harder time
because I'm not doing it every day,
and it's not the muscle that I'm working every day.
Got a fire at the end, you know?
Yeah.
So I'd like to apologize to David Gordagreen,
Jody Hill, and Dan McBride,
for casting me in this role.
Oh, my God. Because I'm having a hard time with it.
But I'm having a blast.
It's gonna be great.
If you ever want to run lines, bro, I'm here.
You know, we can get on Zoom.
I'll run lines.
With the legend himself, dang, I'd be too embarrassed.
If you want to feel super insecure by yourself,
yeah, run lines of time.
Yeah, with the best actor.
You remember back in the day, when we used to do that shit,
you'd have to go do some auditions and lines hell yeah, it's in your room. Yeah, yeah
Shit man. Oh yeah, right on be down to clown right on great friend
I have a good getting fired story from
La cost on rodeo drive guys. Oh
Money millionaire the face of La, they can't fire you.
You got fired.
It was a two-part drive.
You had too many collars.
They were like, and this is too many.
You're buying all of them.
First of all, they were so good to me.
They were good people there.
That's nice.
And the fucking discounts were next level.
Two times a year, not that I was there
that long enough for this, but two times a year, you got 10 items for free,
and then you got 70% off.
So that Christmas, I was like,
whoa, a god.
Hello.
Kinga.
And then everyone got La Cosse Polos,
and they're like, I don't wear, okay, thank you, honors.
No, no, I've varied it up.
Mama got a scarf.
Ooh, yeah.
Eric got a polo, because he's poppin' collars.
Yeah. Oh, Oli got a scarf. Yeah. Eric got a polo because he's poppin' collars. Yeah.
Oh, Oli got a nice sweater, I believe.
And what did Phil get?
Can you remember?
I think Phil might have gotten also got a sweater.
Poppin' collars.
Thank you.
But so I showed up about 45 minutes late one morning
because my homie John at this time was friends
with Tommy Lee from Molly Crew.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
And God.
He was like, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Come on out to Tommy Lee's house in Malibu.
I'm kicking it with him.
He's got his like chef here, his making dinner.
We're gonna get wild.
I'm like, for sure.
So I drive out in mind.
We're gonna be wild.
Green minivans that you guys remember.
Oh yeah. Yeah, sure. I'm going. He mind, we're gonna be in many van that you guys remember. Oh yeah. Yeah.
He's got like a gate to the crib and I'm like, this is next level shit, right? This is
like, you're going to a stars mansion in Malibu in your minivan and you work at La
Cost. And I pull in, we kick it. We're drinking all night, we're having fun, we're making like music on his computer and shit.
I think I still have to stop.
It is a proposal situation for sure.
Right, right now we're going to cut to the track that I recorded with him.
You have really?
We have it?
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getting late. It's like four in the morning. And he, I think if you, if you saw the crib's
episode, he had a bar with like a Starbucks in his house, right?
And he had this, he had a Yeager, like a Yeager,
myster dispenser in his crib.
And he like lined up a bunch of shots.
And it's four in the morning.
I have to be at work in Beverly Hills at 10 a.m.
Hey, I'm still gonna send it.
He was like, let's do this.
And I go, oh man, I don't know if I can do that.
I gotta be at work in like six hours.
And he's like, posting and you're like,
no, I'm cool.
I wish he said pussy because then I would've been like,
all right, fuck it.
He just goes, all right, I'm gonna go to bed.
No, no, no.
Any about faces?
Leaves the shots there and passes that goes like to his bedroom,
leaving me to sleep, I don't know where.
I think I slept on this big ass couch,
like in a couch room that he had.
I wake up, super late, grab some Taco Bell
or deities on the way and get there
wearing the same shit I wore the day before.
Yep.
They're like, what's going on?
I go, I mean, how is it Tommy Lee's house
as if that would be like, oh, cool.
And they were like, so what?
And then like, fuck off.
And they were like, this can't happen again.
And then maybe a month later, I went home for like Christmas.
And they were like, we need you back the day after Christmas.
And I was like, all right, no doubt.
And then my parents booked my flight back then
because I had no money.
And they didn't book it to get back in time.
And I just didn't have the balls to be like,
hey, you gotta take the charge and flip it
so I can get back to work.
And I just called in.
It was like, I'm stuck in Chicago.
I can't come. And then when I get back, they were like,
hey, you're done here.
You're toast.
We don't want you to lose.
That seems about right.
Let me call Tommy Lee.
Nope, he's not returning calls.
Damn.
Yeah.
So you didn't get Tommy's number,
you didn't get called back.
What the hell?
No, and that's like soon after that,
I met you guys.
Wow.
And we became your Motley crew.
Oh, it was.
Oh, it was.
It was.
Let's give me points.
Yes, points.
Yes, points.
Yes, points.
Yes, points.
You're Motley Crew.
I remember coming back from Vegas with Kyle
in his Ford Focus.
And I remember you had a one of those little coffees
Remember those little Starbucks coffees that you could buy at the convenience store
It'll frappuccino until we realized they're like 400 calories a pop and mean you used to just like pound like
Those little glass bottle. Yeah, yeah
We used to just pound like three or four of those
to get hyped up and then you start to,
you get a little older and like,
why can't I lose weight?
And you're like, oh, I drink 800 calories
in Starbucks, Frappuccino.
I'm a man.
But Nua Check goes to Shake It.
And he had already like popped the cap
and then goes to Shake It and we both just got a hose.
And this is within the first 20 minutes of the drive.
And we're just hosed with this Starbucks wrap.
Like I just said, forgot I popped the top
and then fucking shook it as hard as I could.
Getting ready to pop the top
and it fucking painted the whole interior of the car.
Like the windshield, the inside of the windshield,
the whole dash, both of us, everything.
And you're driving too?
Yeah.
And we're driving and it's Sunday at like,
God is fun.
When everyone checks out and drives back to LA
and it was hot as fuck, there was no AC in his car.
We had to have the windows rolled down.
And then like two hours in, the milk started like curdle
and start to stink.
And we, I was like, I might vomit.
I like, now I might have to pull over and vomit
because it was like the milk started to like curdle
in the heat.
How pissed now?
I was probably smoking ciggy at that time too.
And it was just like a dance.
Oh yeah, you were just smashing cigs.
Oh god.
Milk was a bad choice.
The coffee might have helped this science.
I don't know if I want to smell Kyle after
a weekend in Vegas. Oh, yeah. I'll take the spoiled macchiato. Okay. I remember like
overdrafting my account so many times on those trips where it would be like, I'm fucking
like, I'm already over drafted. That was and then it's like, well, I need more money.
I got to go overdraft it before they stopped me from overdrafting. That was, and then it's like, well, I need more money. I gotta go overdraft it before they stopped me
from overdrafting.
That was like one of my favorite things to do
would be like try to get us all hyped up
to go do something.
And it was just, it was just operation,
when me and Blake lived together,
it would be like, I could probably get Blake on board,
but then it'd take you, so a little more coaxing in.
To like, work me and work me. Yeah, it would just be, but then it'd take you, so a little more coaxing in. To like, To would fucking work me and you know,
it would just be like,
but I would like,
hold out for a day.
It would just be like,
yeah, it'd be like a full day of like,
woo,
think is baby.
Oh my god, how much fun is it?
Like seriously, bro?
How much fun just talking like loud.
Yeah.
This is like Ferris Bueller's day off.
Ah.
Let's go.
And then by the way, and then we would just go and we had no money.
So we do the Vegas, the cheapest way you possibly can, which would be like, we sit there on
the nickel slots waiting for the woman to come around to give us free beers.
Yes, that was such the move.
And then it would just be us finding the cheapest place to drink up and down the strip and then
just walking the strip.
Now, in hindsight, I'm like, it seems kind of miserable,
but we had a great time doing it.
We were young, we were done.
Yeah, you don't know any better?
Well, remember our whole like, stick was like,
the party police, didn't you guys just like go,
just trying to get people to turn up?
Yeah. Yeah, we tried to get out of,
remember we tried to get you in saying
that you were the
newest member of SNL. Oh, yeah. The Andy Bovine. You haven't, we were like, you didn't, you don't
watch SNL. This is the guy. Like that was my. And yeah, and then I'd be like, I don't know, I
don't want to, I don't want to pull that card. I don't fake, fake catchphrases. I'm a my character. Is this your sandwich? I'm the, is this your sandwich?
Guy, I don't know if you've seen that,
but it's pretty popular.
Oh, that is pretty funny.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Did I do that?
And then we did the party police,
where party police was nothing except that we would like
walk around in the lobbies and like show people our wallets
and say we're the party police.
Are you having a good time?
Yeah, you're not having enough fun party police.
Woo!
What was the whole thing?
Why did we do that?
What was that?
Because we're broke and we're drinking 40.
We're having a great time and we're broke, it's just fun.
Yeah, nothing else to do.
We weren't allowed into the clubs, we weren't dressed nice enough.
We probably spilled some maquillon.
Coffee all over us.
Milk, some milk products.. Coffee all over us.
Milk mackerel. Some milk products.
So, it's honest.
Layed out at the hard rock.
We reaped, we were poor as shit, and we were making our own fun.
Yummy.
I do love the idea of party police going up to someone who just like bet the house,
lost everything.
Like just lost everything, and you're like, hey man party police, try to put all the
things I down.
I'll show you party.
Face is a death.
Right, he's gonna go fucking, yeah.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, no, no.
I'm gonna do it.
I think I landed on where we're gonna do the
Bachelor party, guys.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Bachelor in Paradise. Your backyard. On TV. Space Station. Zoom. Oh my God. Bachelor in Paradise.
You're back yard on TV.
Space station.
Zoom.
Space station.
Space station.
No, we're gonna go to the lake of the Ozarks.
Oh.
And yeah, I get a seerow.
The Ozarks.
The Ozarks.
See where the family lives.
I rented us a dope house.
I'll give you the dates and intel, you know, off the pot, but it's gonna be awesome.
And then that way, Big D can kick it with us. Yeah.
And it's a wild place. So we'll have fun and we'll have access to boats and jet skis and all that
stuff. So it'll get it'll get wet and wild. I'm so excited. Yeah, man. Yeah.
I don't know. I kind of want to just like a true bro down.
And I think I think this will be a good place to do it.
So that's my boy right there.
Trim ship.
Yeah, man.
Good for you.
Yeah, keep it, yeah.
Keep it true.
Keep it true.
I'm gonna keep it true.
Keep it true.
That's like a party beer.
True form.
You know what we should do is bring podcast equipment.
Do it a live from the bachelor party
Just sloppy as hell. I love Kyle's the only one that can keep a sentence together the rest was like
I tell you I'm a alright. I would like that. That would be very fun
I don't know how this would work
But if we could have like the guys who are there
Not us but like whoever it is to is to come on and tell a story
or say something about you that they appreciate.
There we go.
For the podcast.
That'd be fun.
Nah, that'd be a fun bachelor.
Oh, let's do the roast of Adam Divine on pod.
Oh, look at the Ozarks.
That sounds fun.
It's the bro roast, the broast.
The broast. The broast of Adam Divine. That's not fun. That's not fun. It's the bro roast, the bro roast, the bro roast,
the bro roast, the madam divine.
That's good.
Make bro's arc.
Yeah.
I do the bro's arc.
Oh God, I'm, I make it t-shirts.
Like bro's arc?
Yes, please.
This is a money idea.
For sure, I have to, we all have to wear sashes
and I have to wear like a dumb crown or a sash.
It's science. You know how like bachelor at parties, well, they'll always wear like, bachelor ed party
sashes.
I mean, we're doing that, but for, but we're not women.
So.
Rocket tiara.
I think on my bachelor party, we ran into a bachelor ed party and Blake ended up wearing
a veil.
Me?
That seems right. That sounds about right. That sounds the right. I think I brought it. the red party and Blake ended up wearing a veil. Me? You put your dicks on it, right?
That seems right.
That sounds about right.
I think I brought it.
I think I have that picture.
We're cutting to it now.
I remember at your bachelor party where we, there was that machine in the bar that you
blew into and it told you how, it was a breathalyzer at the bar.
Right.
And we, it was just operation who was the drunkest and we were like, it was a breathalyzer at the bar. And it was just an operation who was the drunkest.
And we were like, no, I swear, you are way drunker than me.
This does not make sense.
This does not make sense.
I shouldn't be blowing hard than you.
You just fucking fallen down.
You saw how he fell down earlier.
Yeah.
That was the best.
That was straight buffoonery.
I just remember standing outside of our hotel,
eating some cookies at like three in the morning,
and one at a time, stragglers would just come back.
Like my brother just showed up out of the mist,
and like I don't even think he said anything to us.
He just like walks past into the hotel.
We're like, all right, get some sleep, man.
And then my homie, Adrian just showed up and was like,
hey, I was looking for food.
And we're like, everything's been closed.
Just how are we going to do that?
And I think Tuf got like beat up one night.
Oh, shit.
Tuf got me back.
I remember I could not find my way back and Tuf was like not making.
He was on one.
He cut the nipples off of his shirt.
Yes.
I'm still going to send it.
And I saw him.
He wasn't speaking.
He was speaking in like, he was going like, right, right, right. That's his shirt. Yes, I'm still going to send it. And I saw him. He wasn't speaking. He was speaking in like he was going like, right, right, right, that's his thing. And I was like,
what the fuck do you know how to get back to the hotel? And he did. But he couldn't speak.
And your one friend was arrested. Oh, yeah. I'm still going to send it. Bernie Lomax.
And we'll keep his name and code got arrested for like pissing on the back of a bar or
something like that.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
And he got taken to the drunk tank
and I think somehow he was like tweeting,
saying like free Bernie.
And then we all got in the Hojo Airport.
Yes, shuttle.
Yeah, shuttle.
Yeah, shuttle.
And went to go pick him up with all those questions.
Yeah.
Wait, was it a Hojo or a trouble tree?
It was a trouble tree. It was a trouble tree.
Trouble tree.
At like 6 a.m., somehow we all like stayed up or something.
Somehow we're able to like pick him up somehow.
And yeah, I don't know how.
We all picked him up.
Like as soon as he was released from jail and we're all chanting, I'm like, that's
a good bachelor party.
That's what I'm trying to do.
If anyone wants to volunteer to be the one to get arrested,
someone, you know, I would love to see it.
Okay, noted.
Yeah, they'll see how it plays out.
Yeah, we'll see how it plays out.
But feel like with 20 dudes, odds are high.
They're good.
Yeah, I feel with the dude crew that we're rolling with
that somebody's gonna do something dumb and get arrested.
So pretty excited about it.
Yeah, I'm down.
And I would just like to thank you guys
for, you know, just doing this podcast with us every week.
And I feel like this is a great bonding moment
for the four of us.
I'm in shit for this every week.
I'm in for you.
It's like a basser party every week.
This is like a basser,
because you know, a lot of times we talk when we're,
but it's work stuff, you know a lot of times we talk when we're but it's
it's work stuff you know and we're just doing work stuff and this is a fun way to also we're
technically this is work stuff but it's also fun stuff you know and we're just
fun to share inside. I actually consider it workaholics but I don't know. Well don't see that's
where you can't. Again don't say that. That's a good take back. Workaholvix with a huge ensemble cast.
I would like to take a moment of appreciation
for just the four of us and our friendship
and power and perseverance.
Is this take two?
This is great.
I like that.
I would also like to take a moment for our friendship
and our power and our perseverance
and just respectfully appreciate us.
This is important. I just did that though. So you'd like to. I just respectfully appreciate us. This is important to that though.
So you're right.
I just did take three.
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