This Past Weekend - E489 Druski
Episode Date: March 19, 2024Druski is a comedian and actor known for his viral sketches, his label “Coulda Been Records” and his collaborations with popular artists like Drake, Jack Harlow, Lil Yachty, and more. Druski re...turns to This Past Weekend to chat with Theo about white people’s need for lotion, front row brothers, the chaos unfolding on Druski’s new reality TV show, what albino really means, the uniqueness of Katt Williams, and more. And at the end of the episode they are joined by a special guest... Druski: https://www.instagram.com/druski/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ PrizePicks: Download the Prize Picks app and use CODE: THEO. Prize Picks will match your deposit up to $100. BetterHelp: This show is sponsored by BetterHelp - go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month. BlueChew: Go to http://bluechew.com and use code THEO at checkout to try BlueChew for free - just pay $5 shipping! Current: Go to http://current.com/THEO to get current and get Paycheck Advance today. DoorDash: Sign up for DashPass today, only on DoorDash, and use code THEO24 to get up to 50% off a $10 value when you spend $12 or more after you sign up. Morgan & Morgan: If you’re ever injured, visit https://forthepeople.com/thispastweekend or dial Pound LAW (#529). Their fee is free unless they win. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today's guest is standing on Benny.
He is one of the funniest guys that I know.
He's a creator, an entertainer.
He's a damn savant.
I love getting to spend time with him.
He has a new show on YouTube called could have been house.
And, uh, that's all you need to know.
Today's guest is Drew Ski. I can't tell you my stories Shine on me
And I will find a song
I will sing it
I love this song
I'm not sure if this is the right song or not I don't know I've been moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of blood
Who's pulling?
Oh shit.
That's safe shit too.
That's all gender.
Yeah.
What you know about this?
Look at this, Cetaphil.
This ain't medicated, is it?
Huh?
This ain't medicated, is it?
No, no.
That was good, baby. Yeah.
Good, yeah.
It's old.
This one old up.
Oh, yeah.
This ain't good.
What'd you use this for?
Huh?
What'd you usually use this for?
Fuck, I spray this shit onto the hood
if it gets tight under there, bro.
Ha ha ha.
Get that air filter, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That's what it feels like.
Oh, the look.
It's like a WD-40 oil.-40 oil. It's like really oily. Remember when that AC belt under the car?
Yes. We rolling Z? Alright. Okay yeah, that's funny. Yeah man, I like a little bit of lotion too. Yeah. And y'all use, what is the average? Amount.
Black person probably use about,
at least maybe about a thousand bottle solutions a year.
Not to expose us, but I'm just saying, like that's typical for a black family.
It has probably a family,
a family unit probably go through like a thousand a year.
Oh my God.
So y'all spend-
Depending on if it's Vaseline,
if it's Vaseline, probably cut that in half. Because Vaseline is more full.
Yeah, it's more, it's more oily.
It's more, it can get the job done for a couple of days.
But yeah, for a typical black family,
we'll probably run through about that.
In some brothers, you gotta probably spray some WD-40
on them, you know what I'm saying?
I've seen some guys that-
You and this brother word, it's crazy.
It's, all right, I get it, yeah.
What brothers you know that use the oily stuff?
What brothers have you run into,
oh okay, that's the oily lotion that's like.
Oh, I've seen a brother that maybe been in a wind
or something a little bit and he, you know,
ducks around a building and he'll just,
shh, you know, that dude, he'll work as a door hinge
for the next year
if he needs to, you know?
But I've seen, sometimes people need more.
I notice I need some.
When do you know, because I feel like white people,
they don't use anything on their lips,
so their lips start to bleed, crack up, and you know.
What is that?
I know, because we, you know, I wanna,
I kinda wanted to come here
and ask questions like that,
because you know, a lot of people are scared
to ask these type of questions.
It's like, what is like the, you know,
some of the white girls who go to like a college football
game, a lot of their lips are bleeding cracks.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, what is that?
Yeah, well, I think, well, one,
I think one of the good things about being black
or off-black, I don't know what some of the varieties are now,
but I think one of the values in it
is that you get early signs of dry skin.
Like we don't find out till the last.
Till it start bleeding.
Yeah, we find out.
Y'all are fucking, you're damn near like.
We find out the last minute, bro.
You can't even, we find out when you're trying to enjoy
like a hot dog or something and you can't do it.
And you say, damn, it's too late.
Yeah, yeah.
Cause yeah, that hits us hard.
So I think that that's a big thing in the white community
is cracked skin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or stuff gets cracked up bad.
Good to see you, man. Good to see you too, man. I'm actually, I. Or stuff gets cracked up bad. Good to see you, man.
Good to see you too, man.
I'm actually, I was so excited to come up here.
I was telling all my boys, I'm like, dog, this shit.
Every time we link up with you, it's fucking amazing, man.
Like even if it's just at a fucking football game.
Yeah.
It's crazy, bro, so.
Yeah, I love seeing your crew, bro.
Yeah, man.
Y'all always bring a good time, man.
Yeah, let's go back from Australia, man.
Swear, how was that?
Oh man, they got, it's nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, well first of all, they have,
everybody's really friendly.
Yeah, yeah.
I've heard that though.
Justin Bieber told me that.
Really?
He said everybody out there is super nice.
It's like nobody is mean at all. Like not a mean soul.
Can't even imagine.
Even a dog, you know.
That's a worst-sale dude.
But they chilling, right?
Everybody.
Did you see kangaroos and shit out there?
I heard like the snakes are huge out there.
All types of shit.
You see a lot of shit.
You see a lot of, they got kangaroos, bats, wombat.
Oh shit.
And even the spiders, they said like super, super huge.
Oh yeah, you'll see a spider
and you know he's up to some fucking shit.
He'll be over there with a couple of his arms
just fucking counting some money or whatever.
You'll see a lot, I think yeah,
you see a lot of dangerous shit.
Not a lot of, it's mostly white over there.
Yeah.
It's a white.
No brothers, no brothers. danger shit, not a lot of, it's mostly white over there. Yeah. It's a white. Yeah.
No brothers, no brothers. Bruh, you couldn't, if you even ask where a brother is,
they don't even know.
Bruh, you just, yeah.
Are you speaking another language?
They'll send you to like a fire, like recovery ward
or something like they don't have the closest thing they got
is somebody that was in a three alarm blaze over there.
Like somebody in ICU.
I was just burnt, you know, I get it.
Yeah, that's funny.
That's funny, bro.
They don't have any, if y'all went over there, bro,
if you guys went over there.
They probably would treat us like royalty, huh?
I mean, they would.
Or maybe the opposite.
No, no, no, oh, they maybe the opposite. No, no, no.
Oh, they would love it.
Oh, OK, OK.
They would.
But y'all would be a special attraction over there.
Y'all would be a damn museum.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all would be.
What's the word you're looking for, zoo?
I wouldn't say that.
You didn't want to say it.
You was going towards it.
I seen you.
No, I think no bars.
Your teeth was looking like you were about to say zoo.
I just wanted to jump in there and give it up.
No man, maybe a cage-free zoo.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a display.
Don't say that, dude.
A display for
unique, special humans.
I get it, I get it.
But yeah, dude, I'm not joking, bro.
They didn't see. That's insane. They probably don't see no black people over there. I get it. I get it. But yeah, dude, I'm not joking, bro. That's insane. They probably don't see no black people over there. I know it.
It's crazy. I don't know why. Yeah. No, I think all I've heard from men, they say it's beautiful
women. They said the animals are crazy. They said the insects are super enlarged. Other than that,
I haven't heard. Other kangaroo Jack when I watched
the movie kangaroo Jack and Anderson that was like a black brother I knew
about he went to Australia and he's a black safari man no he is a black
American actor oh nice he's uh he's like he's like comedic actor yeah yeah he Oh, there we go. Yeah, he went to Australia. Kangaroo Jet. He went to Australia. Look at him.
Yeah, you see the outcome.
I think he was the only brother on set too. Even the animals were surprised to see you. Look at him.
Look, even the animals.
Oh, is that fucking...
Oh, that's Anthony Anderson.
What the fuck, man?
Yeah, that's Anthony Anderson. I was going to say, I said, that... Oh, that's Anthony Anderson. What the fuck, man?
Yeah, that's Anthony Anderson.
I was going to say, I said, that dude looks like a Mexican Anthony Anderson.
Those are the early dreadlock stage...
Yo, that's crazy.
That animal's on some... he's often perc 30s.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
You gotta watch that if you haven't seen that. That's an amazing, amazing movie, bro.
Kangaroo Jack? Oh, man. You gotta watch that. I haven't seen that. That's an amazing, amazing movie, bro. Kangaroo Jack? Oh man, you gotta watch that.
I haven't seen that.
What have I been watching?
Oh, I was watching, I've been watching Griselda.
Have you seen that?
Griselda?
No, I never.
It's on Netflix.
It's about a woman that is a drug dealer
and she is like the best,
like she's like the El Chapo kinda.
Yeah.
But a-
Chapo.
Yeah, El Chapo.
But a woman, there she is.
Damn.
Aricelta.
Now I'm gonna say this, they cast.
Is that the same?
That's the same.
That's the woman in the film.
Yeah, they casted a bad bitch.
The casting definitely went
in a more visually vibrant direction, I think.
But that lady looks like a gangster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she don't play that shit.
Bro, it's so good.
Yeah.
She is a boss.
I gotta watch that.
Dude is so good, man.
And you know who that is?
That's the lady from?
From the fucking show with everybody in the house.
Yep, Modern Family.
What's it called?
Modern Family, yeah.
She's bad as fuck, too.
Oh, she's bad. Oh my God.
My God.
Somebody said on the internet that-
I would like to be her brassiere.
Somebody said on the internet that she's been holding on
to her accent, like she can actually speak very good
English but she might be, you know, putting on-
Oh, she's trying to-
But it's good, I mean, it's sexy to me, I like it.
I like it.
Yeah, you know any Spanish? Huh? You, I like it. You know any Spanish?
Huh?
You know Spanish?
Yeah.
I know a little bit, man.
Like what?
Like if you, you know.
Buenos tardes, huh?
Good afternoon.
Como estas?
Como estas?
Bien, bien, mi señor.
Chapo.
Cualo lampur?
La vida taco bell. Oh, peso pluma. OK, OK. What is the lampur? Life is Taco Bell.
Oh, I thought it was a feather.
Okay, okay, right there.
Okay, we're trying to pick up some ladies.
That's what that means.
This is all about cultural learning.
That's what I'm here for, man.
Advancement.
Yeah, cultural advancement.
You get it.
Thanks, man.
What else do I watch?
Oh, I was watching that Wendy Williams. Oh, documentary. Yeah, you see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's sad. I've seen clips of it. Thanks, man. Yeah, man. What else I was watching? Oh, I was watching that Wendy Williams.
Oh, documentary.
Yeah, you see that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's sad.
I seen clips of it.
I can't watch shit like that.
It's sad though, man.
After she dropped on stage,
I stopped watching everything from her.
It's heartbreaking.
She, yeah, she was doing her live show
and she just collapsed.
She did?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah, she fell backwards.
Don't pull the clip up.
Fuck it, pull it up. Pull up the clip. Yeah, yeah, she fell backwards. Don't pull the clip up. Fuck it, pull it up.
Pull up the clip.
Damn, well that shit changed.
Yeah.
Bam, bro.
It might be on YouTube, yeah.
Wendy Williams, she dropped on her show, man.
She dropped on her show.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I don't know if I saw that or not.
Yeah.
But it was sad though.
It's not a...
It's not a Coloradans come up.
They made memes and stuff up.
I don't know.
Oh, well they got... It's always a lot of fun. Let stuff about it. Oh, well, they got...
Oh, jeez.
Oh, that's enough, man.
That's a Statue of Liberty.
Oh.
Did you have a stroke, you think?
Not sure, brother.
I just...
Let's just pray for it, right?
Yeah. I'm not sure, brother. I just pray for her, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, because yeah, it's seen in the show, yeah,
in the show, she's having a,
it looks like it's a lot of alcohol.
Yeah, yeah, it could be.
It could be a lot of things, I think.
Yeah, it could be.
Mental health.
Yeah.
And sometimes, cause see, look,
there's even sometimes where I have friends,
they'll get so they drink so much.
No, no, no.
There's no friends that your friends don't.
This has a Michael Myers vibe to it.
Like if Michael Myers tried to pop off and be like, hey,
I'll have a Tito's and soda.
Of all pictures, guys, come on.
Of all pictures, we're trying to, we were We're trying to uh, we're saying a prayer
We're trying to pray. Yeah, we're saying a prayer man, you know
But some people's too I notice sometimes when you get so drunk your eyes try to leave your body. Yeah
Yeah, because it can't handle
I notice that sometimes it happens to me when I close my eyes my eyes
they start to roll like they just start rolling on their own, like, you know,
because I don't know what it is,
but honestly, like you just start getting the spins
and like you feel like, you feel better with your eyes open
when you're super drunk like that, then close.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Totally, that's a good point.
Yeah, so I think at a certain point with your bot,
like if you drink so much, your eyes are like,
hey, we don't wanna be this drunk.
We getting outta here.
We on our way out.
But they've had-
When's the last time you drank?
You don't drink, right?
No, I'm almost two years off of drinking and cocaine.
Cocaine.
Fuck me.
How was that, man?
Cocaine's a tough thing, man.
That's like jumping ship, that's hardcore.
It was good, man.
It was good. It was good, man. It was good.
It was good, okay, I was expecting a different answer.
Nah, it was, God, it was good, man.
The tough part was I couldn't handle the day after, man.
That's when it was too much.
What is the usual,
cause you know I see girls at the club,
they do it all the time and shit.
I don't indulge, but what's the after effects like what is the next day look like?
After cocaine well it gets to be like 6 a.m.. And you're still doing cocaine
And you know the next day regardless of of anything is just gonna be up
Yeah, you still up and so you know the next day is a wrap now
It's a wrap so now anything you had for that day.
The plan is done.
Right, cause you could have just gone out at 10 o'clock
to meet some people for a beer
and now you weren't gonna do nothing.
But now it's 6 a.m.
So everything you had that day,
you have to start emailing.
Your eyes are trying to jump out like you said.
Oh yeah.
I notice people on cocaine,
like they have this thing where they like to stare at you
and shit, you know, they're wide awake.
They pay attention to every small detail.
You can lift your finger and they're like,
you know, it's like a paranoid thing for them.
Oh, it'll make you nasty too.
Yeah, in what way?
It'll make you nasty.
It'll make you damn cocaine.
You like sexual nasty?
Oh yeah, it'll make you just eat a stranger's ass
through a screen door, baby.
That shit'll make you. That's a good door, baby. That shit'll make you...
That's a good way to describe it.
It'll make you be a bad guy.
So you've eaten a stranger's ass through a screen door?
I have not, brother.
That's pretty much what you just saw me.
I have not done it.
You're over it, and you haven't done it in two years.
I get it.
I'm just saying.
It's been two years, I get it.
But listen, at least it was through a screen door because you needed some type of protection, I get it. I'm just saying. Oh, it's been two years, I get it. But listen, you know, at least it was through a screen door because you needed some type
of protection, I get it.
But you know, so the next day-
That's that prison condom, baby, that screen door, baby.
What is that mesh?
What is that metal mesh?
Look up the material for what a screen door is.
But yeah, man, she's-
Oh, blah.
Yeah, because sometimes you see, well, you know, uh, some people,
I, you know, they used to have fibroglast in the lumen.
Fibroglast in the lumen, yeah, yeah.
Amen.
That probably is good, that's strong enough to protect any STDs.
Oh, for sure, boy.
I'll say this, they used to have a thing, um, you know, a long time ago, and this is
unfortunate, but they, cause some people, they have, their eyes are really, you know, a long time ago, and this is unfortunate, but they, cause some people they have,
their eyes are really, you know,
some people have like an antebelly button,
some people have Audi, some people got like Audi eyes,
kinda, you know?
Yeah, my aunt, my aunt kinda, well, not like that,
not that bad, but my aunt kinda has eyes like that.
And this is, I think some of this is
in the black community, I think.
No, I don't think this is in the black community, I think.
You don't think so? Nah, I think it's just one black guy black community. I think. No, I don't think this is in the black community. You don't think so?
No, I think that's just one black guy
that has eyes like that.
Okay. Yeah, that's one brother.
I don't think there's any, okay, two.
There's two.
Okay, now this guy.
There's a fat one and a skinny one.
But it seemed like he's pushing.
Or maybe he just put on weight.
That might be the same guy though.
That might be the same brother.
Well, they used to have, you know, a long time ago,
and this is unfortunate, but they had a long time ago.
Kids, this is what cocaine does to you.
Sorry, go ahead, go ahead.
Yeah, this is cocaine.
Now we just Googling shit.
Now we just down.
But they used to have, a long time ago,
black folks were not allowed in movie theaters
a long time ago.
Yeah, no, I know. And they had, which is unfortunate, a long time ago, black folks were not allowed in movie theaters a long time ago. Yeah, no, I know.
And they had, which is unfortunate and it's wrong
and we know that, but when they were first allowed in,
they had to sit in the front row.
Yeah.
And so I think you still have,
you know, if you ever said-
Y'all better not pull up no fucking picture of that.
No, I'm just saying no.
No.
Yeah, keep these guys. But, uh,
because if you ever sat in the front row, yeah, you gotta look up like that.
So I think you still have like the grandchildren of some of those front row
brothers, you know, you know what I'm saying? Kinda. Yeah, I get that though.
That actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it, when you put it like
a, Oh yeah, well, cause a lot of things we don't realize are hereditary or genetic because I've sat in the front and I fucking for the next
Two days, I fucking can't you know, I don't even need my rearview mirrors. I'm like I
Get it all I do it all I'm a damn Tesla
It was something I wanted to ask you on the last podcast that I didn't get a chance to. I wanted to ask you, have you ever lived in a trailer park?
Have I ever lived in a trailer park?
Yeah.
Because like you said, some stuff is hereditary.
I don't know if that like, you know, wings off or, you know.
Oh, have I lived, I lived in a place where-
Other people were living in trailers?
Yeah.
Like the neighbors, some of our neighbors were living in trailers. Yeah, like the neighbors, some of our neighbors are living in trailers.
So we was in an apartment,
but some people kept stealing our balcony.
Do y'all have that picture, Nick?
What?
People kept stealing the wood from our balcony.
People were stealing the actual balcony?
Yeah, people were stealing and build shit in their yard.
Like you come home and somebody have a little-
What type of balcony would y'all have
that's not attached though?
Just wooden?
How could you get it off without
like really getting the hammer?
Oh, people get that bitch off.
Yeah.
People get that bitch off, Drewski.
Yeah.
You come home and that bitch be missing,
and somebody would have a little bit of a fucking fence
in their yard suddenly.
Like bitch, that's our fucking balcony
stool yeah And then we didn't have yeah, and then the biggest issue was you didn't have a
You had it if upstairs you went out on the bout it was not there yeah, so that was it
But yeah, I think they had a lot of front row brothers back in the day, man
Check it out now the front, man. Check it out now. The front row brothers.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
check it out now.
But typically they put a lot of black people
in like the back, like the buses and stuff too.
So that's like the opposite.
I didn't know they did the shit
where they had the black people in the front of the building.
I didn't know that.
I had never even researched that. Oh, they taught us in school, it was fucking. Back of the bus. Rows of parks, front of the field. I didn't know that. I had never even researched that.
All they taught us in school was fuckin'
Rosa Parks, back of the bus.
So it was always like that type of vibe.
And now the back of the bus is a cool spot to sit.
But black people make stuff cool.
You see what I'm saying?
We made cool of that in high school
because you know, you come to the back of the bus,
you're getting roasted.
Yeah.
Oh go ahead nigga, light it man, nigga, fuck that nigga.
What the hell, you know what I'm saying? And you could be wearing anything. We'll find something in the good in what you're getting roasted. Yeah. Oh, glad nigga, lying man nigga, fuck ass nigga. What the hell, what?
You know what I'm saying?
And you could be wearing anything.
We'll find something in the good in what you're doing.
Yeah.
If you're wearing glasses.
You know what I'm saying?
We're just gonna make fun of any situation.
It could be anything, bro.
You could be a scholar, you could be a fucking-
A gymnastic?
Yeah, like man, it does, yeah.
We're gonna make fun of the shit.
Arithmetic, lawn care. We're gonna make fun of this shit. Arithmetic, lawn care.
We're gonna make fun of this shit and make it bad.
Oh yeah.
That was the most.
That's the joy in it,
because black people are the funniest race in America.
At least I think, I don't know.
Yeah.
I think naturally, not talking about like real talent
or the amount of people we have.
I think actually that the funniest race of all people, like all of us somehow,
some way are going to find funny in anything.
Well, I think also because black people have been through the most shit and when you go through shit,
it makes you have to adapt.
Especially if you're sitting with your friends and y'all don't have, say,
like I remember growing up, we a lot of timesall don't have, say, like I remember growing up, a lot of times,
people didn't have air conditioners,
so we'd always be outside.
So then you're joking with your friends.
You're forced to.
You're cutting up, yeah.
You're not enjoying some creature comfort
or doing something fancy.
And that's really the best shit, I think.
What's creature comfort?
A creature comfort is like if somebody has a spa
and they're like a, what is it?
Like a, fuck I don't know what it is, man.
It's like a, like a ottoman or something.
Material comforts that contribute to physical ease
and wellbeing such as good food and accommodations.
Yeah, if somebody has fancy stuff.
Makes sense.
Then you're gonna enjoy that instead of spending time
with your friends.
But yeah, I agree, man.
Black people make the most funny shit.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just a natural thing for us, man.
It's too much.
What have you been seeing?
Do you see a lot of this Cat Williams stuff, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's been crazy.
Have you spoken to him since all of this?
No, I've actually seen him.
I've seen him at a game at one point, but I didn't, we didn't get a chance to really connect.
Yeah.
Like he's one of those guys, you can't tell,
you can't really feel his temperature.
You don't know what the fuck he got going on in his brain.
Like I'd like, you know, at first he was mugging me,
and then when I finally got around to going
and talking to him, he was just like,
he's like, what's up man?
I'm like, you never know. Wow. That guy's like to him, he was just like, he's like, what's up, man? I'm like, never know.
Wow.
That guy's like, yeah, he's a walking bipolar disorder,
you know?
Yeah, he's interesting.
Yeah, yeah, he's an interesting guy,
but he's very talented and he's very funny.
Oh, one of a kind.
Very, very interesting guy.
He'd be like, how you got 30 pairs of swimming trunks,
but you ain't never been in the water, Joe Rogan.
You need to get Cat Williams on here.
Oh, I would love for him to come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He definitely knows about you for sure.
I got a statue of him at home.
Really?
Yeah, I got a Christmas statue.
It's like a Christmas Cat Williams that I have in my home.
I bought it at Michael's a few years ago.
Why would you, what even inspired that?
What is the reason?
I saw it, they had two left in there,
and they was on...
I see, yeah.
I didn't think they should have been.
You bought both of them.
I got one, there it is.
What the fuck, bro, you don't even lie about shit,
you just be doing it.
I don't even think that was Cat Williams,
that was just a black...
Fuck it ain't, baby.
But that was a black fucking,
what do you call this shit?
Cat Williams, that's what you call it.
No, no, no.
That's a black nutcracker.
That's a damn Cat William right there.
You ain't telling me.
That's a black nutcracker.
You ain't telling me that ain't a fucking Cat William, bro.
That's not Cat Williams.
Right, and you, I'm taking.
It's a black nutcracker. I'm taking that bitch back. There's somehow, someway, that's fucking racist. That's not Cat Williams. Right and you, I'm taking- It's a black nutcracker.
Somehow, someway, that's fucking racist.
That's not Cat Williams.
That ain't racist, bro.
Black nutcracker, bro.
I'm supporting the culture. How many people got a fucking black Cat Williams in the house for Christmas?
That's not fucking Cat Williams.
It's obviously a nutcracker. It was about Christmas.
Zoom in on his face a little bit.
Bruh. Now that you say it, it was about Christmas. Zoom in on his face a little bit.
Bro.
Now that you say it, I kind of see it.
I'm just saying that is.
If that ain't him, then they should have said,
the man said it was him.
The man at Michael's?
I bought that bitch at Michael's down there in Daphne, Alabama,
baby.
I got that bitch.
Two left, and shout out whoever got that last one.
And I'll sell that bitch for for 4,000 now, baby.
Tell him what it is.
That thing's going up.
With Cat Williams.
Cause I remember I even tagged him in my story
and he shared it.
Swear.
Yup.
Oh yeah, okay.
Well, it's confirmed then.
I didn't know that he had a Christmas line going.
So yeah, it's unbelievable.
But I would love to see more Cat Williams stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just selling shit for Christmas. Well, he's just, stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like just selling shit for Christmas.
Well, he's just one of a kind.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, there's-
I feel like he doesn't sell any,
any like merch or any,
not that I can remember.
He should have did a whole like pimp line
if you think about it.
He should have done a,
like a real fucking like whole rollout of shit.
Yeah.
Cause his whole shit was like him being a pimp
for like 20 years.
Oh yeah.
Of work for real.
The pimp chronicled him.
He would have made a shit load of money,
but I'm sure he made a shit load of money off of touring though.
Yeah, he's a unique thing.
He's a unique person.
He seems like he likes to do things his own way.
Yeah.
Would you think that that's a fair assessment of him?
I agree, I agree.
100%.
Cause he doesn't, he's not even into going to like,
yo, you won't see him at a fucking
GQ party or red carpet. I had never seen
I saw him one time I saw him on a bicycle go by the front of the Comedy Store
It was one of those bicycles with the wheels are all lit up wasn't even going in there
He was going just driving past on the front with some buddies and just like this
Just driving past on the front with some buddies and just like this and
I was like is that cat and everybody at the same time was like holy shit. That's cat fucking Williams, bro
on a regular Wednesday night. That's weird. It's not even cruising by standing up on the wheels
Cat Williams bitch. Merry Christmas
That's it
Yeah, I thought it was exceptional man, you know?
Now you got four McNuggets,
but you only ordered a number one Joe Rogan.
Tell me that, we all know that's a McDouble.
Can you play that clip?
I don't even know what you're talking about right now.
Play that clip.
I don't think there is one.
Where did you get that?
He just, everything he lays out is like this.
You made that up though?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh yeah, it's just everything he lays out,
it's like a, it just has, it's got like a
pentameter to it, it's got like a beat,
it's like his own rhythm that he makes, man.
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This is a paid advertisement. So what else is going on in the community, man?
What's up with Diddy, bro?
People coming at him.
Shit.
You know.
Who knows, man?
Who knows?
That is actually a crazy question to just throw at me out of nowhere.
Oh, I thought you was in it.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not the be-all, know-all, you know.
I just, you know, I'm rolling punches, man.
I don't know what that guy got going on, man. But yeah. What be all know all you know I just you know I'm wrong yeah punches man
But yeah, what have you heard that you know I
Mean people always would say that he might be a little
Rambunctious mm-hmm. That's the kind of stuff. I would hear rambunctious is actually a great word to describe it. Yeah. That's actually a great assessment of a,
of daddy.
Yeah, that he a rambunctious kind of guy.
Yeah.
But I don't, but I think you also hear that
about anybody that's got a lot of money.
A lot of power.
And a lot of power.
Power, power, power.
Yes, the second somebody's got a lot of power,
they start saying they gay.
No.
Oh, that's one of them power gays and money gays.
You know? I don't know anybody that has said that. Somebody has said that's one of those
power gays. That's one of those. And certainly in, I get, it could just be white culture.
You hear a lot of, somebody gets a lot of money. No, it's true though. I've never, I
just never ever heard anybody say it's one of those power gays. Oh yeah, the money gays and power gays.
They say the money gays.
Because they've done everything, they start just being gay because they can afford it.
Yeah.
You know, because when you're poor-
That actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
Because you've experienced everything, you're saying they got bored of it.
Yes.
They got bored of all the other shit.
Yeah, women and anything.
They're like, fuck it, we might as well do all the other shit. Yeah women and anything
Fuck it. We might as well do some some new rich shit. Yeah
Okay, like I can afford because if you don't have any money and you're gay then you can't afford to tell people to be Quiet about it because the second you hook up with somebody they're gonna run across the street and you start yelling Leonard's gay
You know, but if you got money then you can be like
Don't tell them.
And then they'll run across the street and they'll be like,
I ain't telling you who gay, but it might be Leonard.
You know, it's different.
You never know, man.
That's one of those things.
But now they got the memes,
but here's one thing I do notice,
in black culture, you guys can start,
they can start ripping on people in podcasts about like,
people will start commenting,
oh, this is why, no.
But in white culture, if we did that, bro,
people would be like, you can't say that,
he needs to be able to come out the clock.
That's why I say it's different in different cultures.
You really can't assess like, yeah,
I'm just trying to find the right words
to say to not get canceled.
Oh, sorry, man.
Assessment and an organization
Yeah, but yeah. Yeah, I think like
Yeah, maybe I shouldn't say anything either then
But they got all those memes now, you know, it's like like that song or whatever
You know what I'm talking about? Like what?
Like the new sexy red song?
No, it's like, um.
Let that coochie breathe.
Oh, that one's insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let that coochie breathe.
Shake that ass, bitch.
Hands on your knees.
And the hands on the knees part,
that's the real description of what, you know, they're doing.
Yeah. You get it. You just gotta play Hands on Your Knees by Sexy Red.
Play some Sexy Red for us, yeah.
Just type in Hands on Your Knees on YouTube, Sexy Red.
Yeah, but for, they got all those meme songs.
It's like,
every step you take, you all that shit every move you made
Yeah
Every single day every time I pray I'll be missing your gay ass
You have officially lost me
Oh, I gotta show you some of this shit man, and I don't even want I don't care if the dude's gay or not.
Who gives a shit?
I agree. I agree.
That's why I'm like, I don't give a damn.
I agree. Gay, bipolar, whatever he is. Yeah.
Yeah. You got to go to the sexy red part.
Yeah, that ain't her. They think anybody sexy.
Yeah, they thought they just assumed she was the black lady.
Right here. This is the part. It ain't her. They think anybody sexy red. They thought they just assumed she was the black lady.
Right here, this the part. I'm putting you on game here.
Hands on your knees.
Hands, so yeah, you see how your hands
are already on your knees, natural.
It's a natural thing.
Jay, and shake that ass of me.
You get what I'm saying?
It makes you naturally do it because, you know,
it's like hands on your knees
It's like Simon says
Naturally it's like a natural thing Simon says put your right hand on your right knee Simon says let that coochie breathe
They need it bro they need to have that song in the school system won't change after this. I swear. Bro, they need to have that song in the school system for real. Like the new Hooked on Phonics.
Bro, they can't be, she fucking misspelled sexy.
They can't fucking be teaching these kids with this shit.
How do you misspell sexy?
That is crazy. I never noticed that yeah
But no, she's a queen, bro
Yeah, what do you think about this sexy red responded to aiden ross after he said they had sex together
Do you think that's just uh, he just is bullshit. I think it's bullshit. I think it's bullshit
I'm not sure, and if she did,
I can't believe it, man.
I'm not gonna lie, because I felt like
she just went along with it.
She's a funny person on Twitter.
Yeah.
All her tweets are crazy.
If you pull up any of Sexy Red's tweets,
let's read some of her tweets.
She's hilarious.
All her tweets on Twitter are fucking insane.
Sexy Red is a vibe though, huh?
Bad bitch too.
I know dude, I have a big crush on her.
Yeah, I know you're not really into black girls,
but that's one that you should take down for sure.
If there's any black girl, it'd probably be like sexy red.
Ooh baby, I've been working hard.
This motherfucker stank right now.
My coochie stank period. Yeah. And then retweeted herself. This motherfucker stank right now. My coochie stank period.
And then retweeted herself,
this motherfucker stank right now.
Thank the Lord.
Thank the Lord.
That's like you, that's why I said
she'll be praying for you, praise God.
Oh yeah, I love it.
Oh man, I wanted to take her to a UFC fight,
but she got pregnant.
You think she would fuck with UFC though?
You think she got pregnant
just to get out of the fight?
No, huh?
What do you mean, to go on the UFC fight with you?
Or yeah, to like, no.
Did you ask her or you were saying?
Yeah, I said I would like to take her
and she said she would go.
And then she's like, I'm pregnant.
But she really was.
I don't think she would get pregnant
to get out of a date.
That's pretty, that's nine months of.
Unless you really didn't want to go on it, bro.
Yeah, I mean, but still, I mean, that's pretty absurd.
That's not really that's heartbreaking. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. She's cute, huh? Yeah.
Yeah, I like that's what I said.
I feel like that would be your type if you dated black girls.
I'm willing to date a nice black girl.
Yeah, yeah.
What is, I mean.
A black girl that's nice?
Okay.
I mean, what is your description of nice?
Oh yeah, it could be anybody.
I think somebody that,
I don't think they smoke cigarettes.
So that's not it. It's more of like vape shit now. I don't think. Yeah,. So that's not it.
It's more of like vape shit now.
Yeah, maybe it's, I think it might be okay if she vapes
as long as she's not vaping at night or whatever.
But yeah, I think so.
I saw a girl at the airport the other day that was really.
She's bad, huh?
Mm. Yeah.
God damn, I wanted to fucking ride
through that little machine for her.
TSA. God damn, boy. I'll lay on my back and ride through that little machine for her. TSA.
God damn, boy.
I'll lay on my back and ride through that bitch for her.
God damn, I'll fucking do that.
I'll swim upstream in that bitch.
With the bag. She would be a problem.
I'll be rolling over every Samsonite in that bitch to get back to my girl.
What does she look like, like, described?
Just tall, kinda.
Yeah.
Had some booty on her, bro.
Yeah, I knew that, I knew that.
And the titty, some of the titty went into the booty,
I was like, damn, this a whole.
I'm trying to imagine that.
It was just a,
mmm, god damn.
Like Coke bottle shape.
I mean, she looked like the letter S, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
And she was really pretty eyes, nice, soft spoken,
looked at me twice.
Yeah, yeah.
One time I hung around for a long time for the second look.
But still counts.
It's getting weird at that point.
It still counts, but yeah it was a little weird. It was getting weird at that point. It still counts, but yeah, it was a little weird.
It was getting weird.
And I waved and I walked off,
and the wave was what fucking fucked me up.
What type of fucking guy waves?
See, that's gonna turn black women off.
I know.
You don't do that shit.
You gotta be a little bit gangster.
You gotta be straight up.
They want straightforward, especially coming from you.
You know what I'm saying?
One of our white brothers in the community
I think more black women want you to be you gotta be more assertive
Not too much because you know how y'all y'all get but
Y'all gotta meet none of that turn back the clock
I'm a modern-day soldier brother you get what I'm a modern day soldier, brother. You get what I'm saying? Oh yeah. Like, yeah.
100% buddy.
None of that going back to the 1800s bullshit.
I'm saying like, be assertive as if like-
2012 and up, bro.
Yeah, 2012 and up assertive, right?
Just being straight up forward,
like let her know what you want.
Say, hey, I think you look lovely.
I would like to see you sometime.
Not lovely, see lovelies too much.
Okay. Like damn, you fine as hell. Damn, I think you look lovely. I would like to see you sometime. Not lovely, see, lovely's too much. Okay.
Like, damn, you fine as hell.
Damn, girl, you look fine as hell with all this luggage.
Nah, see, luggage, see, they don't want you to,
see, at that point, they feel like you just wanna fuck.
Oh, damn.
Be like, you fine as hell.
I like the way you look.
You are beautiful.
Beautiful.
But if you say it, maybe if you say it twice,
it'll make you feel like they wanna fuck too.
So just say it once. Okay, you're fine as maybe if you say it twice, it'll make you feel like they want to fuck too.
So just say it once.
Okay, you're fine as hell, you are beautiful.
And I would like to see you soon.
That works.
But you gotta be, you gotta give them a little, they want to feel that umph.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I'm a Colonel of this motherfucking tank.
Y'all have to be back.
You get what I'm saying.
You have to be back.
Yeah. And then I play that on my phone. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm a Colonel of this motherfucking tank. Y'all have to be back.
You get what I'm saying?
You have to be back.
And then I play that on my phone.
Nah, nah, nah, yeah.
No, you don't play it.
You just bring that image, you know what I'm saying?
They kind of want a white boy that's going to stand on his.
Lately I've had the strangest feeling.
Put some shit like that on there.
Nah, nah.
Some Tevin Canweb, can we talk? See, they like that on now. No, they some Tevin can't we can we?
See they like that though cuz they see if you got rhythm, you know
That's gonna be it I'm gonna leave that in my bag that work that works and it's going by well one of those bookbag
Speakers. Yeah, I put it in my bag at the TSA
last night What, one of those book bag speakers? Yeah, I put it in my bag at the TSA.
Last night I, I saw you standing. And I started, started pretending that I knew you.
You knew me too.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, come on, man.
You know some brother shit, man.
That's all I got, man.
Okay, okay. Hell yeah, man. We got a change cultures on man. You know, you know, I got okay. Okay. Hell yeah
We got a Shane's cultures man. I like a lot of country. So you do yeah. Yeah. Yeah Morgan Wallen big on him right now
Yeah, he's great with little dirt. They made a couple songs. They made a new him and Drake made a video, too
Yeah, I was hoping they would make music though together. I know they probably did it just not's just not released, huh? They might've, I haven't heard anything about it.
Luke Combs too.
Luke is great, bro.
Luke is insane.
Beyonce's got a new country out of her mouth.
That's really why I wore this shirt,
it was influenced by Luke.
Really? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he does wear that.
Luke Combs always wears, yeah,
I just thought I'd throw it on.
Luke is a classy dude, bro.
He's one of a kind, man.
Yeah, man.
Drew, you got a new show, man.
Look, I've watched both episodes.
Yes, yes.
Yep, and it is, bro, it's a lot.
Could've been House.
It could've been House, this is wild, bro.
Yeah, wild, man, we got some characters on there.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, we got some, yeah, we'll show you some of the,
yeah, there's one of them.
Oh, there you go right there, baby.
That's Lil Rich.
Oh, he kinda, he looks like Sidney Poitier a little.
That's Lil Rich.
Yeah, Lil Rich.
And he a lil' baby.
I keep calling him bro.
Yeah, he a baby, yeah.
He just an infant.
He's just an infant.
Yeah.
Bro, he look like he about 195 months.
Yeah, all solid at the top though.
It's just top.
When you pick him up, it's like a it's like all
It's all in one place, you know, I'm saying all the weights in one area, right? He'll change his own
To write that kind of thing
He ready to get it done, bro, and bow-legged too, so he's quick.
Yeah, he's quick.
Oh yeah, he got that fucking in and out, bruh.
He's got a good stature.
He'll run a fucking curl right on anybody.
Well, I saw him kind of humping the furniture.
He got that shit-zoo in him, you know?
He'll impregnate a ottoman.
Yeah, he got into a fight too.
I gave him a whooping the first night. We didn't show that but I gave him a spanking.
Oh really?
Yeah, he had to get a spanking. And then, yeah, he just needed some discipline. He's just an infant though. So that's why I'm not even really, you know.
Yeah, he's still growing.
Damn, what grade is he in?
He's premature.
Oh damn, he's premature.
Yeah, he's premature man. He's a little ahead of his time.
So I think he might be second grade now.
Oh damn.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's why he's getting the facial hair.
Yeah, yeah, it comes in hot.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, you can fight.
Ugliest rapper alive.
Bro, y'all couldn't think of a better name for.
We didn't come up with it.
Y'all couldn't think of one other name?
He wanted to be called ugliest rapper alive. I didn't come up with it. He wanted to be called Ugliest Rapper Alive.
I didn't come up with his name.
He came on the show and I was like, what's your name?
He said, they call me Ugly, but you can call me
Ugly Rapper Alive.
Oh, wow.
I said, OK.
See?
Wow, bro.
Yeah, man.
He got that Leveon bail in his mouth.
That thing's holding out for a contract.
Yeah.
We're thinking about giving them veneers. Oh, are you really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we think about it.
Dude, look, I'll go half on him if you get him.
Deal.
It's important, man, somebody having a smile.
Yeah, man.
If he wants it.
If he wants it, that's if he wants it.
Because he told me he naturally enjoys everything
about his life right now.
Like he's having a great time, he's loving the fan love.
You know, so.
It seemed like he took a sip off the hose
and just never stopped.
You know what I'm talking about?
He caught a dose of water that just.
It blew him away.
Still fucking, still going down his throat, bro.
You think he swallowed the teeth is what you're saying? I don't know what happened to him. I bet he got them teeth in his
pocket. He don't seem like a dude that let shit go real easy but he one of a
kind. He one of a kind dude. Pull up another character. Yeah this is is my Asian artist right here, TMS.
TMS, and what the fuck?
He showed up with a fucking door dash.
Too much swag.
Oh, too much swag?
Too much swag.
And he brought his own door dash, bro.
That's a motherfuckin' wild shit you could do.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn, right?
He from Queens, New York, bro.
From Queens, New York.
He's really like, all jokes aside,
he really was in the street store.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, he was embedded. Wow. He probably got 30 wings, all jokes aside, he really was in the street store. Really? Yeah, he was embedded.
Wow.
He probably got 30 wings, all flats in there.
Yeah, some of the characters is fascinating to watch him.
There's my boy right there, bro.
He's from the trailer parts.
He's out of New Orleans right there.
He's from the other side, yeah.
The show, bro.
Bro, he was on the episode when I did
the call into your show, remember?
Really?
Yeah, Starzy Rex, baby, remember? When I called into your show, remember? Really? Yeah, Starzy Rex, baby, remember?
When I called into your show on the,
could have been live.
Oh, yeah, and he, yeah, he's the one,
he be saying the N word all the time.
Gang, bro.
Not gang, no.
Oh yeah, that's horrible.
Nah, that's horrible, man.
That's horrible, bro.
Nah, he, yeah, he's from, y'all from the same area,
I like brothers, man.
Yeah, Starzy Rex, man, he one of a kind, dude. I like, he uh, yeah, he's from, y'all from the same area. I like brothers, man. Yeah, Starzy Rex, man.
He one of a kind, dude.
I like, he look definitely, he seem like
he's platelets might be a little low.
He look like a palm reader at a Popeye's chicken.
I think he believes he's black though.
Which is why he speaks how he speaks.
Oh yeah.
He says it all the time.
We don't encourage him to, but he,
you know, you can't stop somebody that believes they're black.
Oh, and I don't think he should, man.
Well, I think,
I think we should.
Really?
Some people, they, it's like,
but if that's all they ever know, no.
Cause sometimes God puts you in the wrong suit, you know?
You're right, you're right.
And you could be in the wrong predicament
in the right body.
Yeah. I get it.
I think sometime, not all the time.
I'm not saying that everybody should-
So not everybody can like that is white-
Like be a culture vulture, I'm not saying that.
I don't think that like people should,
you know, Starzy Rex, he's, I mean,
he looked like he's in Houston Buyers Club, dog.
He looked like he fucking,
he been through some wild time. He been through some shit, yeah but he's been through some shit because I
think that's the biggest connector piece sometimes is has somebody well it's
still not an exception to say the word oh no that's true yeah yeah I'm not
saying that I mean an exception to good guy though right that's a connector
piece I think sometimes between cultures is if somebody's been through something.
But he does believe he's black, which is like, it's cool.
But you know.
He may be a...
Like albino?
Or just color, he may be, what's that called
when you can't see what color you are or whatever?
Color blind.
Color blind.
Yeah.
Or either that or he's albino, I don't know.
He could be albino, dude. Every now and then they got them.
They could say the N word. Clearly they can say the word.
They, it might not look like they're albinos.
You should start telling people whenever you slip up, just start telling people,
Hey dude, I'm albino man. Look at him. That's what I'm saying.
He's the same skin complexion as you. He's the same skin complexion asino, man. Look at him, that's what I'm saying. He's the same skin complexion as you.
He's the same skin complexion as you, man.
You could go for Albino, you just gotta go blonde.
Bro, that's Macklemore, bro.
What y'all even talking about, man?
Can they say it?
Can they say it?
Look, bro, that dude, I think,
can say whatever he wants, bro.
That is damn, and who is this other guy?
Yeah, that's one of the big ones.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That's Marvin Jones, bro.
Yeah.
Now, he's a black, though.
These are black men.
And he's undercover, though.
I mean, I don't want to say a narc or whatever,
but that was kind of popping back then, though.
To be like, what? Yeah, I think there was popping back then though, you know, be like that like what?
Yeah, I think there was an albino time, you know, I do agree
That's just a black dude. That was in a freezer
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But they don't have a lot of, they used to have more, I feel like wiggas probably, you
know.
Yeah, wait, what?
In the day.
That's a, that's an, I feel like that's a, is that on purpose?
I don't even think, I think that's too close to the word to say it.
Okay.
Yeah. I don't even think, I think that's too close to the word to say it. Okay. They used to have more
hymns
in the day.
Bring up.
I've never seen like an albino funeral
or like an albino wedding or nothing.
I feel like when you really think about it,
I have never fully seen anything,
like a celebration of an albino.
Like I've never seen like a birthday or nothing.
Yeah.
Truthfully speaking, I've never seen it.
Yeah, me neither.
And that should be a bigger thing because it's so rare.
It's almost like, remember when the white tiger comes to the zoo or whatever?
Yeah.
And everybody's excited?
Yeah.
And they send out all the pamphlets?
It's like the same shit, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it should be like Richie's fucking 11. Mm-hmm.
I agree.
Wow.
Yeah.
Because you really are one of God's most majestic creatures.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Not too many of them.
An albino is something you would probably see in Australia,
then.
Yeah, yeah.
Because it's very, they have a lot of very rare animals
over there.
But albino is classified as black, right?
That's a good question. Can we look that up?
I want to make sure because a
Person or animal having a congenital absence of pigment in the skin and hair which are white and the eyes which are usually pink
Anybody can be albino anybody can be albino so they probably can't say the word
They should be able to apply online.
As black.
Or to at least say the word.
Because imagine you're albino, you've been through the trenches, you can't even fucking...
You can't say it, yeah.
No, I get it.
Damn.
Yeah, but they have a lot of, they used to have more like white guys that wanted to be black, I feel like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like when I was growing up.
But see around like the 2004, 2006.
Oh yeah, I think what, look that up
and we don't have to say the word,
but look it up early blanks.
Oh, here we go.
What?
Oh, you got Beastie Boys, yeah.
Yeah, Beastie Boys was definitely the...
Rappaport.
Yeah.
Oh, 101 Dalmatians.
How does that count, bro?
How does that count?
Zoom out a little.
Oh, definitely the Professor from M1.
Well, 101 Dalmatians and bitches are fucking mixed, bro.
That's what they mean by a vinyl. Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
Who else?
Alex Trebek.
Yeah.
I don't know who that is.
That's fair.
Because sometimes he starts everything with like, what is?
There was Civil War Wiggers.
Civil War Wiggers?
I don't know who else.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Abraham Lincoln for sure. Yeah. Oh Lester Holt
Def I
Didn't know he he's kind of a blankey kind of yeah
He just might be tan and Lilo from Lilo and stitch definitely. She was definitely Hawaiian
It's just facts on Google, right?
I don't know.
Well, look, Google does what it does, man.
But Alex Trevec for sure, man.
Because he'd always be like, what is, who is, where is.
On Jeopardy, you're saying?
Yeah, he would always kind of start shit.
It was like, you didn't really know
what he was talking about, man.
I guess I never watched Jeopardy, so I don't know too much about it.
Jeopardy's fire, dude.
If you're with a lady, sit down, boy, watch Jeopardy.
And you get a couple right.
You watch it earlier in the day, too.
And then you invite a girl over.
Let's watch it.
He's smart as hell.
Get three right, boy.
Get three right, grill her up a little pork chop or something.
A little couple candy yams.
Hey, but-
A couple candy yams or something.
Pull back up, do y'all have another person from our show?
Alex Trebek, they thought he was black early on, man.
Holy shit.
It's getting worse, man.
This is getting worse.
The dig of this is getting bad.
Did we bring in cultures together together Alex Trevec maybe
Might just be white makeup though. Yeah, that's true, too. Who knows what they did to him
Yeah, but Lester Holt definitely. Oh, there you go right there. That's as our gay crib rapper. Oh
Wow. Yeah, and Crip Mac was on there
Yeah, Crip Mac was on big actually he fought Krip Mac was on. They actually, he fought. The Krip Mac and the Gay Krip rapper actually fought
because in Krips, Krip Mac is an infant loke general.
So I don't know how that works.
You know, they got like the infant,
then they got the, what you call it?
It's like Papa Bear loke. It's like an's like Papa bear a loke it's like it's like an older loke didn't infant loke general
Okay, but they fought because of Crip reasons. Oh, you know, I don't get to yeah see damn
Yeah, I don't get too deeply involved in the Crip culture. But yeah, they Cripped up. Yeah
Wow and so
Crip Matt, but he went to jail,
did you guys film this before?
Yeah, we filmed this right before he went to jail.
Oh man.
Yeah, he went to jail right before.
And we got a free Crip, man.
Yeah, yeah.
There's no way he did it, what's he up for?
That's a good question, I have no clue.
I think it was felony gun charges.
Felony gun charges, yeah.
What, you don't think he...
You saying there's no way he did that? I think it's 50-50. Yeah. Maybe 60-40. Yeah.
Yeah, he probably did it. Yeah, he definitely did it. Damn, brother.
He did it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Oh man, it evolves. We- Cause I saw them battle rapping on the tennis courts.
I saw them getting that,
they got his emergency bracelet off.
We brought real talent in to help these guys out too.
Really?
We had Chris Brown, Snoop Dogg.
We had a vocal coach that came in and helped them.
Really?
Yeah, man.
All this stuff.
Hey, we really, we really,
this is about musical and keep it about music.
And majority of it is about signing them to deals
they can't get out of.
So it was like a snooze you lose situation, right?
And you learn from your mistakes.
So it's almost teaching them through hard learning.
They're signed us for the rest of their life
and not receiving anything from it.
So it's kind of like, they're gonna eventually learn
that that was a bad situation.
But it's good teaching.
Good teaching comes from like, yeah, you know.
It's like hard lessons.
Welcome to Hollywood, man.
That's how it is.
Welcome to fucking, welcome to fucking,
let me give you a better one.
Welcome to big business, baby.
That's how it is, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, you gotta learn the dirty ends and outs
of Hollywood, baby.
You gotta make enough money to be gay, baby, if you want. Okay, no, man. Yeah, you gotta learn the dirty ends and outs of Hollywood, baby You got to make enough money to be gay, baby
Okay, no, no, we no we we actually we actually did just to clear that up
We didn't we did not do anything to them and no I'm not saying y'all did anything with them
But I'm saying cuz look I could see what they're saying because I could see how some people get enough money where they're thinking
I'm gonna be I could be gay if I want no actually we didn't he's just the gay crip rapper we didn't do
anything gay there's nothing nothing on the show yeah okay there's nothing gay
nothing against them I just we didn't indulge in anything gay yeah on the show
did being gay help him in any instances I do think being gay helped his career
yeah for sure because it helped him be seen and be heard more.
That's a good point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It helped him be seen and heard more
because there's a lot of Crip rappers.
There's not too many openly gay Crip rappers, right?
Yeah.
I had to pick him up, man.
He was hard to find.
Was he?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We went through a whole bunch of shit. Trying to reach out.
The Crips hide a lot of the probably...
I wonder if they...
Yeah, they might have... I don't know.
You wonder if they what?
Hide the gay community or they push it out forward, you know?
That's a good question.
I think gangs are evolving more.
I did read something about eight months ago that gangs are evolving more to invite more
LGBTQ friendly patrons.
I actually don't think you read that at all.
Really?
I don't think that.
Was that out there?
You might be right.
Did you read that?
I did read that, I think.
You think?
I'm not sure.
But I think I could have.
Look it up.
But I say this, bro. Diddy might be gay, bruh.
That's the craziest thing, bruh.
Why do you keep revisiting this?
Cause everybody keeps talking about it, man.
Yeah, nah, it is true.
It's a gay witch hunt right now going on.
How you gonna say you never seen a wiener,
but you know the shape of a man's balls, Joe Rogan.
That's what I'm talking about, cat is the Oracle they need to rub on cats back and get three more fucking
Three more prophecies ties is out of him bro cuz he got the man need to bring cat on here. I'd love to
I would love to I think y'all would really y'all might get into a battle rap on here. Yeah, it could be interesting
I think y'all would really, y'all might get into a battle rap on here. Yeah, it could be interesting.
What, yeah, how does the show, can you give us any pointers about the show?
Like, what does it look like down the line?
I can't give them too much because, you know, I kind of want everybody to continue to tune
in and not really know what to expect, if you feel what I'm saying.
Like, it's honestly, every episode you couldn't even, you couldn't guess what's gonna happen next.
And I think that's what is keeping the viewers so
entertained because they don't know what the fuck
is to come of none of that shit.
And at any moment, like I didn't know that Krip Mac
was gonna go on there trying to check everybody, right?
But when he came, he's like, yeah, and for Loak General,
I'm here to crush it, I'm here to figure shit out. But when he came, he's like, yeah, Anfino General.
I'm here to crush it.
I'm here to figure shit out.
And I'm thinking he's, I said, yeah,
talk to the kids, man, talk to them.
He was trying to give them the beats
and beat the shit out of them.
So, you know, neither here nor there,
but we handled it, we handled it though.
We didn't let it get too out of hand.
Yeah, y'all were on top of it a lot,
it seemed like, make it sure.
We had security everywhere.
Yeah.
Well, I noticed even, what's his name,
Snitch before the fight?
Oh yeah, ugliest rapper alive, yeah.
You gotta respect that, man.
I respect a guy who snitches,
but also will still go fight.
Will still, yeah.
But snitch first.
And he told me, he said, I went and got them beforehand,
before it went down so they could stop it.
Which is smart, when you think about it,
it's a smart thing to do.
This is like an 80s.
We had to blur it, we had to blur it for YouTube.
Bro, this is like Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
What the fuck y'all playing over there?
It's like an 80s visual right there.
Every other scene in this bitch y'all got a blurb, bro.
And when the two ladies went after them, they were beating, bro.
And this lady right here, Cruella DeVille out there,
she's trying to breastfeed that little guy, that little McNugget over there, what's his name?
Lil' Rich.
Little Rich, yeah.
Little McNugget.
The McNugget is crazy.
Little Milk Dug Carter, she over there trying to breastfeed him, bro.
Look at him, look at him, man.
Oh, no, look, dude, it's some real shit.
Now, she came in with some bars, I liked her shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She, um, she, it's some real shit. Now, she came in with some bars. I liked her shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She, um...
She was... She's very talented.
She actually was really good.
This is my boy right here.
He was the mole on the show.
That's actually one of my real homies from back at home.
Is it really? Yeah, he's a brother.
He's from Gwinnett County. Oh, gang, baby.
Good to see you still alive. Yeah, he's one of the homies.
But we brought him on the show to do, like...
Is that Martin Lawrence right there? No, he's one of the homies, but we brought him on the show to do like- Is that Martin Lawrence right there?
No, that's one of the studs.
No, right here.
Oh, no, that's Nav Green.
Oh, yeah, anybody.
Yeah, he a comedian.
He's a big comedian out in Atlanta.
Oh, nice, man.
Yeah, I have to-
He's with 85 South Show.
He is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, NAVV, I don't even talk about him now.
Yeah, NAVV, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nav Green.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, now these two people was going at it, bro.V, I don't even know what you're talking about now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know what you're talking about now. Oh yeah, now these two people was going at it, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
She could fight.
Really?
Yeah.
That's why we gave her, see?
And we'd have got a little gram on her.
Yeah, and then that's the other one she fought.
And were they allowed to use drugs on premises?
That's a good question.
I think it might have got through our TSA system.
They weren't supposed to. We did a shakedown, if you watch the first episode,
we did a shakedown where nobody was supposed to, but I do think some paraphernalia got snuck in.
Yeah, I did see you guys make it.
We didn't encourage it at all. We didn't want nothing to happen, but I do think,
I think your boy from Louisiana.
Oh, Starzzy Rags? Starzzy Rags, think your boy from Louisiana.
Oh, Starzzy Ranch?
Starzzy Ranch, the white boy.
Yeah.
Said the N-word.
He found some people.
And he shouldn't have done it.
And look, don't do it, man.
I know you wanna do it.
But yeah, I've said it before, write it down,
put it in a bottle.
A lot of people will do that, I know this.
They put it in a bottle?
Write it down, put it in a bottle,
throw it out in the water. What does that do for you, though? It's just like message in a bottle right it down put it in like a bottle throw it out in the water what does that do for you though it's just
like message in a bottle just gets it out of your system yeah just get the
n-word out but you wanted to get out to the world but without it being known or
seen it just let the Lord do what he wants with it then if you throw it out
under water that's on you look at that imagine you roll up on one of them on
the beach let the Lord do as he pleases with it, right?
If it gets to one of the sharks or a whale out there,
that's what it is.
But imagine it gets to China and some dude opens it up
and he's like, yeah!
And he starts saying it.
Like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
And you hug it.
You're going to hell, man.
That shit's messed up. You're going to hell.
Well, that's what we say.
Why, oh yeah, you're gonna bring my fucking heart
or something to hell? Bro, we gotta hug I was saying. Wow, yeah, you're going to bring my fucking heart or something, man? I was like.
Bro, we got to fucking.
Long time.
Y'all should bring, matter of fact, you should bring the list
of contestants in here and do just quick interviews.
Even if it's like fucking quick five minute,
just questionnaires.
Just have like.
With each one.
Yeah, with each one.
It'd be like a five minute thing.
We just bring them all in and just do chop, chop, chop, chop,
chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop,
and just bring them all in. Longtime swag I
would do it. Yeah yeah yeah. Dude I would do it on yeah I could do that next week. No too
much swag. Too much swag. Yeah just bring them all in and just ask them like how
they feel about like. Five minutes what's going on. Yeah. Why not you know I think
they deserve to have a voice right. Oh 100% I agree. Even if they didn't win the
competition you know.
Yeah, people, yeah, I wanna know what's going on.
I would love to do it, man.
We could even do that next week.
Yeah, seriously.
What else do we wanna talk about?
Oh, I did see an article, Pornhub got canceled,
where was it?
Yeah, I tried to go on there yesterday.
You did?
I tried to go on there yesterday, yesterday night.
And yeah, I couldn't, man, and I'm like.
Were you kinda happy I couldn't man and I'm like were you kind of happy you couldn't in a way because I had to use imagination at that point yeah and it's
like going back to when you were middle school you know I'm saying thanks you
back it took me back it took me back the poor hub is down man yeah I'll spend
sight in Texas due to state age verification all legal experts say a
Fifth Circuit decision to uphold part of a Texas law
of regulating adult entertainment websites
conflicts with U.S. Supreme Court precedent
regarding minors access to obscene material.
Do you ever use imagination?
Yeah, I use it a lot more these days
and I'm glad I think that they should do more of this, bro.
Because there needs to be,
you shouldn't be able to sit in a class
if you're 13 or 10.
And watch it. I just don't think it's good, bro. I think you should be able to sit in a class if you 13 or 10 and watch it
I just don't think it's good, but I think you should be able to use imagination use imagination or bike across town and
Have to get a little magazine from your boy or whatever
we used to have to go get on the edge of the roof and move that directs TV thing and try to get a
Signal to a point yeah catching some titties off of Mars or something.
We was catching some shit.
You had some, what?
We were catching some fucking shit from Romania, bro,
if you station that thing, right?
So what would y'all do, like, so the magazines,
I do remember the magazines.
My mom used to get these,
that was my first time whacking off,
was the Jet magazines.
It was like the Ebony,
for like, black woman likes to get jet,
but in the middle of the magazine,
there's like a swimsuit,
Pictionnaire.
So it was men in it?
No, no, there's no men.
Nah, it was like all like black Ebony.
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, black Ebony, like's no men. Okay. No, it was like all like black ebony. Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, black ebony, like busty models.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure you know.
What's your like porn search?
My porn search is a...
Like go-to of all time, like majority of the time,
you know, like you just know.
I'll look up usually something just like enjoyable,
something like that or something general.
I'll do like a-
That's a general, that's so general.
Yeah.
That's just like, anything could be enjoyable p***y.
Yeah.
Right, but I think-
So, oh, it gives you an option.
Right.
It could be any race, any-
Right, so then I'm not stuck into one cat, you know?
It's like, but yeah, I've definitely,
but I think, yeah, if you can't have that in now,
cause then I think what happens is now you might start
thinking instead of just jerking off,
you're gonna look at the, there might,
your brain will start being like,
oh, I'm attracted to a girl.
Cause a lot of times you might be attracted
if you just jerk off and then you,
next thing you forget to talk to her
and now you don't have a Valentine, you know?
So I think-
The thing, the move back in the day
was just using the yearbook too.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, those were the yearbook days.
Oh man.
Oh bro, it'd be like one little picture,
it looked like somebody had some breasts.
It might even, it could be a flare in the photo.
You'd be like, god damn Tiffany, god damn.
Tiffany, god damn fudge rounds, baby.
But see, there was no options back in the day,
so it was like, man, you had to- But yeah, to be sitting in class, you can look at, I think it's, so I like it.
So that's why they took it away.
Yeah, well I think they don't want people having it.
They don't want children to be able to access it
if they're under 18.
To be able to access it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you know, they just put the button
where you're like, are you over 18?
You just click that shit every time.
Oh, that's all you gotta do?
Yeah, you just click.
I think you had to send an ID in or something.
No, no, no, no, no, you just click okay,
yes, I'm over 18.
Pornhub, one of the most visited websites in the world, I think, is a website that's just click that shit every time. Oh, that's all you gotta do? Yeah, you just click. I thought you had to send an ID in or something.
No, no, no, no, no, you just click okay,
yes, I'm over 18.
Pornhub, one of the most visited websites
in the world sued Attorney General Ken Paxton
last year to block enforcement of a 2023 state law
that requires websites that host pornography
to institute age verification measures
and display health warnings on its pages.
I can't believe people would fight against this.
What sick motherfucker is saying? You know what this 11 year old needs to be able to look at this
We got to get back to having something I think is better for people bro
Yeah, and it's better if you a father you know your kid. You know I think it's like you can only do so much as a parent
Yeah
So you got any children on the way, Brit?
Nah, man, I hope not.
Shit.
Any love going on?
I wrap it up, man.
Yeah, nah.
You know, there's always potentials, man.
You know?
There's always like, you know,
the one you feel like you find,
but then it feels like it's always something
that directs you the other direction,
where you're like, fuck, man.
I wish you wouldn't have done that.
Like it's just that one thing, you know?
And it fucks me up man,
cause it's hard to find love when you're out here,
black and successful and you know, rich and you know,
popular, famous.
Really? It's tough, huh?
Yeah, yeah, it's tough for a brother, man.
Damn, still?
It might be easy for y'all.
Yeah, no, no, not, I'm saying tough for love,
not anybody can get some pussy.
Yeah, it's just love, man.
It's a hard one to find.
You know, there's one right now that I was like.
All right.
Yeah, there's one.
Can we talk for a minute?
Yeah.
Hell, I want to know your name I got actually brought um roll tide
Willie here you brought roll tide I brought roll tide Willie here from the
and we also we have yes yes my buddy's dad was in the military with him swear
yeah my buddy's dad was in the military with him. With Roll Tide Willie? Yeah. Yeah, Roll Tide, yeah.
Roll Tide.
You rolled, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That beer's good, yeah.
No jokes aside.
My friend's dad was in the military with him.
How the fuck do you know this?
He lives in Alabama.
Yeah, my friend's dad is from Alabama.
Oh shit.
And they were in the military together. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna bring them in
Let's bring him in man. Yeah, RT dub at the gang, bro
Brought the legend man, you know, there he is, Willie. You flew in, how was that flight, bruh?
Oh, that flight was all right, but ah, it was a long one.
I didn't think I was gonna ever get here.
Yep.
Man, man, man said,
it'd be about 30 minutes,
it seemed like we rode for another hour and a half.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you flown before, Willie?
Flew in a little small jet before, not no big one.
What the hell are you doing on a small jet? I worked with a man and he in a little small jet before not no big one. What the hell are you doing on a small jet?
I worked with a man and he had a little small jet.
Now you were in the military, Willie,
I think you were in the military with my friend's dad.
Yeah, he said you went to the military with his dad
at one point.
Were you in the military?
I gotta translate to him, it's a certain way,
he don't really, I'm not fooling you.
Yeah, he was in the military with my friend's dad.
So he's saying, you know how you were down there
with Roll Tide and you know, out in Tuscaloosa.
Right.
You were a Bama boy and in the past,
you went and you did stuff in the Army.
Right.
Yeah, he got a buddy that did stuff in the Army with you.
Right.
What branch was he in?
What branch of the Army? He was in the... Oh you remember him? Yeah, 34th division.
34th division? You guys were in the 34th Air Force? Yeah.
You know the guy he's talking about, just be real. Do you know this guy he's talking about? Yeah, I know some of them.
I think I know him.
Yeah.
But you were in the military.
Do you know how many people are in the military though?
That's kind of odd.
There's a lot of people who was in the military.
You remember his buddy's dad.
Yeah.
Fuck it, all right.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of if we could bring him up.
Pull up, it's the guy right here in the...
Yes. You remember him? if we could bring him up. Pull up, it's the guy right here in the, yes.
You remember him?
Yes, I remember seeing him, yes.
Okay.
We hung out a little bit.
What'd y'all do in the army?
Done whatever the hell they told us to do.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what you folks should do.
So that's him right there.
Oh, he got ripped since y'all got out there.
Well, he was chapped. No, that's Curran. Oh, he got rips and y'all can't out there. Well, he was jacked.
No, that's Curran.
Oh, it is?
They're the same age, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
That joker is a horse.
Yeah.
That's unbelievable, man.
And what, were you guys in the Army?
Yeah, I told you, like, the Air Force.
34 platoon.
Wow.
And are you Sagittarius?
What are you?
I'm a whatever, yeah Sagittarius.
He don't give a piss about nothing but the time.
But the time.
I don't give a piss about nothing but the time.
You got to care about Zoni, right?
No, I don't care about shit.
No, I don't care about nothing but the time.
What the fuckin' time?
I said I'm a time man.
I can tell Willie somebody died just now and he don't give a piss about.
Nothing but the time.
I don't care about nothing but the time.
I don't care about nothing but the time.
I can tell Willie somebody died just now? I said I'm a tide man.
I can tell Willie somebody died just now
and he don't give a piss about.
Nothing but the tide.
Nothing but the tide.
Bro, it's a zodiac, bro, we wouldn't even be here
if it weren't for it.
Yeah.
Yeah, but see.
Okay, look, they brought you what you needed.
But the tide is the greatest football team
there is in the world.
I agree with you. I agree with you I agree with you
Now I'm gonna name off a couple other teams you tell me if they're good or not. All right, all right
Oregon Ducks sucks
Okay
TCU horn frogs they suck
Well, you GA Bull. They suck. UGA Bulldogs.
They suck too.
Bulldogs is good.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about this?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Shit, I ain't never heard of them.
They suck.
Yeah, they suck.
They suck too.
And then one more, let me think.
Oh, I know about this.
What about the Tulane Green Wave?
Oh, they so suck.
Oh, damn.
And the Buzzards so enough suck.
That's what we call the Auburn Buzzards.
Oh, the Auburn?
The Buzzards?
Yeah, the Tigers.
Now what about them Ole Miss Rebels, Willie?
Ole Miss Rebel?
Ah, I ain't got no use for them neither.
Praise God.
And them South Carolina Cocks, what about them?
I ain't got no use for them neither.
All right.
My second favorite team after the tight
is the Georgia Bulldogs.
I'm gonna have one of those with you.
Can you grab me one?
Yeah.
We might as well.
Have one, man.
You haven't had one in two years.
Hey, I ain't drank none of that.
This is Roll Tide Willie, man.
Hey, hey.
You can smell it.
Go ahead and get that.
I ain't took nothing.
Oh no, I think I'll get a new one, Willie.
I ain't touch it.
I'll take it.
I'll get a new one.
And do you remember?
I don't blame you on that.
And now.
Cause you'll never know what happened.
Yeah.
Willie, let me tell you, let me,
I want to find out a little bit about when you were a child.
Did you ever have Halloween? Did you guys dress up for Halloween? Yeah, we, let me tell you let me I want to find out a little bit about when you were a child Did you ever have Halloween? Did you guys dress up for Halloween?
Yeah, we wore Halloween masks and stuff like that. Sometimes we put a brown paper bag over here and
Paint it up cut eyes and all that. Yeah. Why did you guys do that? What is the reason?
Oh, we're so poor and couldn't fold nothing else. Yeah
And would y'all go trick-or-treating or what? What is the reason? Cause we were so poor and couldn't afford nothing else. Yeah.
And would y'all go trick or treating or what? Trick or treating and you know,
get us a little candy and all that.
Yeah.
Were black people trick or treating around that time?
Yeah.
It was?
We had, when I lived down there in Charlotte,
we had a lot of black friends.
Oh yeah.
Best friends.
How was that for you?
Best friends I had.
Yeah.
Why?
Cause they was always there for me.
Yeah.
And I was there for them.
I told you, I said a brother always,
and he never gonna expire.
Hey, I used to get the-
Black don't crack.
I used to get in the fight and go here,
be wanting to fight.
He was black, you know, but he'll come over there, he'll tell the other black boy,
you ain't messing with him now.
He'll say, if you go fight him, I'm gonna whoop you.
Yeah, you see the way they talk, they say, the black boy,
that black boy, that's from back in the day.
That's just what he knows though.
Yeah, yeah.
What's the blackest somebody can be?
What's the blackest somebody can be, Druske and... Oh, in my terms. Who's the, is there the blackest somebody can be? What's the blackest somebody can be? Druske and...
Oh, in my terms.
Who's the, is there the blackest guy?
Do you guys know him?
Well, my homies.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that?
That's probably the blackest guy he knows right there.
Right.
He's got dreads, anybody with dreads around him.
Right, right, see that?
That is my man right there.
Who is that?
That is Hollywood, Ryan Williams.
Amen.
We call him Hollywood.
Gang, he's a nice guy.
Oh man, he's number one where I would say before Alabama.
Let's go, yeah.
About nothing but the tide.
Blitz bam, a blitz, baby.
And now what about,
what about your first girlfriend ever, Willie?
Who was it?
I don't think Willie memory.
I don't remember no first girlfriend.
Yeah.
What about the most recent one currently?
Like what was your last wife, girlfriend that you recently?
I ain't had no wife.
I ain't had a girlfriend in 20 years.
Oh. Damn.
But wouldn't you want some love?
I'd like to be married.
I'm not married. Oh yeah, I'd love to have some love, but ain't nothing around where I live. Oh, man. But wouldn't you want some love? I'd like to be married. I'm not married. Oh yeah, I'd love to have some love,
but ain't nothing around where I live.
Oh, yeah.
What is the women like around there?
They all either mad or.
They don't like drugs.
Yeah, they don't like no drugs.
I don't like no drugs.
I don't do drugs.
You ever been off.
Fet?
Fet, no.
Fet, no. Fet, no.
I ain't never fooled with no drugs.
This is my only drug, Melalite.
Amen.
And I think you're a, are you not a Sagittarius?
It doesn't matter, you said.
Well, I was born in December,
so I reckon I'm a Sagittarius, I reckon.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn, brother.
They got a lot of Sagittarius. Dude, I, you know, surprised you for your birthday.
I thought it was his birthday.
I didn't know.
Well, well, I didn't know, nigga.
I do, he told me.
Bro, he think we all got the same birthday.
Yeah.
I assumed it was yours, Willie.
You know, it was the country, huh?
Now, Willie, what would it take
to get you to cheer for another team?
That is a question I would like to know, man. What amount of money would it take to get you to cheer for another team? That is a question I would like to know
What amount of money would it take couldn't take no money? I'm a diehard
What about what about a pussy?
No, no, I'm a diehard
Now what if a woman came and I'm talking a lady came over from
and a lady came over from Texas A&M. I'm talking a lady rides up in a Corvette, Willie.
What did the tits look like?
With some of that fucking, that real, that real,
she got some titties look like two angry dogs
trying to chew on your cock.
All the time.
And tell me this, she got that cuda on her, that tag,
that aggie.
Yeah, but I seen some of them at the airport
Yeah, baby, and what do you know? Oh man did some of them have one?
Baby had one that and a chocomu
Now what I took some of that, not no but hell yeah.
He folded.
It don't matter.
It don't take too much to get you to switch teams.
It ain't a brawl so I quit.
It had nothing to do with money.
It's just the Texas, it's the blonde Texas.
Get you a little sip of that beer. How's that beer, Willie?
That beer's good but see, but ain't nothing
gonna make me leave the Tide.
Really, nothing?
Nothing.
I respect that man.
He's a man with good...
Bruce, I'll tell you, I'm a true Tide man.
Now, how do you feel about...
He'll die a Tide man.
And how do you feel about Coach Saban leaving?
Oh man, I cried when he announced.
Did you really? Yeah.
My step cousin cried.
I cried, and I still even choke up
by even time I think about it.
Have you talked to him since he quit?
No, I ain't talked to him.
I hope to meet him and get to talk to him.
You gonna convince him to go back, huh?
Hell yeah.
I need my coach.
Amen.
But I think we in good hands with the other coach. Yeah, you gotta say that though. Yeah, well I gotta support him. He's my coach. But I think we in good hands with the other coach.
Yeah, you gotta say that though.
Yeah, well I gotta support him.
He's our coach.
Of course.
And I'm gonna support him 100%.
And we gotta get him there.
He's been a winner everywhere he's been.
And we gotta get, we gotta support.
Roll Tide.
Roll Tide, we don't give a damn about nothing but the Tide.
Hey look, if you don't respect Nixa,
everybody respects Nixa. Everybody respects the program. You have to respect it about nothing but the tax. Hey look, if you don't respect Nixa, everybody respects Nixa.
Everybody respects the program, you have to respect it.
That's the thing.
There's not a part of me that ever has been
unrespectful of the program, man.
But let me think about this.
Would you ever go back into the military if there were a war?
No, I'm too old.
You're never too old. If they'll let me go.
You could probably be a cook in the army now.
I don't want to be no cook.
I want to go out there with action.
Hell yeah, baby. I want you on the front line, baby.
Would you trust Willie on the front line?
Hell yeah, baby.
Yeah, I'll be out there. Bless you, baby. Bless you.
Yeah, baby.
Dude, I'd fucking get, I'd hire Willie before I'd get a damn ring camera, baby. Yeah, yeah, be out there, bless you, baby, bless you. Yeah. I think you got some.
Willie, up here.
Dude, I'd fucking get, I'd hire Willie
before I get a damn ring camera, dude, are you kidding?
Fuck.
God damn.
I might need to switch seats, man.
Nah, you're gonna be fine, baby, you're just pulling up.
That's that Jesus spirit right there jumping out of his body.
That's it, man.
Now, Willie, what religion were you guys raised, brother?
Oh, we was Christian. Yep. Okay, nah, brother? We was Christian.
Yep.
Okay, nah, that's what's up.
That's what's up.
You know, I'm Catholic.
Well, ain't nothing wrong with that, neither.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah.
I grew up Catholic, man.
People, yeah.
That's a part of Christianity.
Yeah, right.
And you know, Lord you believe in the right thing,
that's all it counts.
What'd you grow up?
Me?
Yeah.
We was Seventh Baptist, I think.
Seventh Baptist, okay.
What is the difference?
I thought it was just Baptist.
No, there's different layers of it, I think.
Well, you know, you got different layers.
You got the, what do they call them?
Samolians?
Samolians?
Yeah, whatever.
No, I think that's a race. I don't think. Muslims.
Yeah, Muslims.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Slims, we call them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He got some new teeth, too.
Did you?
Yeah, show them, yeah.
God damn, really, boy.
Yeah.
Bro, you got rid of that nickel defense you was carrying, huh?
Yeah.
Damn, boy.
Look at him right there.
No, he actually didn't have anything. Wow. He was here. He was naked up. Yeah. Damn, boy. Look at him right there.
He actually didn't have anything.
He was good.
He was talking to him.
He didn't have nothing right there.
Yeah.
It was gum, straight gums there.
Straight gums there.
And you feel different now, or how do you feel?
Oh, I feel great.
Oh, he's blessed.
Yeah, I can all through a cement brick now.
Oh, hell yeah.
You didn't say I won't eat.
Let's go baby even some coaching
No to hell
Willie giving a fade to some
Wow the world is your oyster
Willie what do you think?
What do you think the future is for the tide this year with the new coach? What do you predict? I?
Think we're gonna be in the playoffs. Amen. Yeah, I
Know we're gonna lose some games, but we will make it in the playoffs
And probably gonna have a shot at the top
Very fair.
It got me again.
Yeah, baby, that's free.
Holy water.
That's free, baby.
Yeah, that's free.
It keep coming, it's another blessing.
You know, I ain't gonna put my tide down.
We gonna be there.
Yeah.
Well look, y'all been there every time, man.
I'm gonna be blind before I get out of here.
Oh.
Y'all been there every time, Willie, wow.
And when- All right, bud. Yeah, I'm good, man. Yeah, you're that. I'm not saying that. Y'all been there every time, Willie, wow. And when-
All right, buddy.
Yeah, I'm good, man.
Yeah, you're doing good.
And what about children, Willie?
Any children in the future for you?
If I can find a woman.
In the future, it's crazy.
You give me one.
Yeah.
The only woman I find out there,
Dallas Tech's on that airplane.
That Texas A&M.
I'll take one of them. Pull up another one of the, what school would you say I did?
You did Texas A&M girls?
No, these girls were on the airplane from Texas.
Oh, I thought it was, yeah.
I got some beautiful women from there.
Yeah, Texas.
We got to find you a good woman out there, Willie.
Oh, you need to find me.
Oh, look at that.
Would I take this?
But you don't like it unless you do. We gotta find you a good woman out there Willie. Oh you need to find me, oh look at that,
would I take this hot damn money.
But you don't like LSU though.
Well I don't like LSU but I like the girl.
Yep, my God boy.
And she pull for LSU, and when I'm going with her,
Pull up some sisters for him, pull up some sisters for him.
Some black sisters, some eb Some black sister some ebony type in ebony
ebony
hot chicks
Man we got oh yeah. Yeah now that's a sister. I know it's a sister
And she can be my wife. Hell. Yeah that Cadbury, huh?
Trying to get you a little bit of that Cadbury,
ain't you?
He wants some yams.
Yeah.
Hey, we got some pretty ones around there where we live.
Oh yeah, so I'm talking about.
Get you something with some side items, baby.
Damn, boy, look at the hollies.
Damn good, nobody.
Oh Lord, help me Jesus.
Oh Lord.
My God, boy, I'm about to remodel my pants.
You know who that is, that's Nicki Minaj. Is it really Nicki?
Yeah, but she could be right over here,
live with me tonight.
Okay, I didn't know you liked sisters, man.
Yeah, you didn't know that.
I didn't know you liked sisters.
You know that shit.
God damn. Look at her. My know that shit. Woo, woo. God damn.
Look at that.
Yeah.
My God, boy.
Good God almighty.
I might need to hire another tongue, baby.
That's a fried chicken.
Shoot, man.
My Lord.
I need about-
They can cook too.
Yeah, I need about four tongues.
Yeah, I'm saying, boy.
I'm gonna get me some-
Yeah, they can cook now.
Can't nobody cook like they can.
Oh, man. Well, they is crazy, but.
Well, it's true though.
It's just, well, I'm just saying,
if I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
We need to, what about some Asian women?
You like your Asian women or no, Willie?
You into Asian women?
I go for all of them.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
It never ends, Willie. Hey, you don't call them till you try. That's what I'm talking about, man. That's what I'm talking about. It never ends, Willie.
Hey, you don't cull them till you try them.
That's it.
That's it.
We're having open casting, baby.
Willie, anybody could try out, man.
You running a combine.
What's your favorite of all races with women?
It don't matter.
It don't matter?
He just hit copy paste delete just now.
He just fucking deleted everything that he... No, he don't matter. He just hit copy paste delete just now. He just fucking deleted everything that he did.
No, he don't matter.
He don't care, baby.
He don't care.
I don't care.
Fuck.
Willie, what else, man?
What else is new in your life right now?
You got a new grill, you're flying across the country,
you're doing big things, man.
Yeah, that's all that's going on.
Yeah?
And what about locally? Hold on, they got him a new house out there in going on. Yeah. And what about locally?
Hold on, they got them a new house out there in Bama.
Yeah.
They had a fort.
What type?
They had like a house on wheels.
Oh really?
They moved, it was in the backyard.
Yeah.
It's a trailer.
Yeah, it was like a, no it wasn't really a trailer.
It was a...
Like a store shed.
Yeah, like a tool shed.
Yeah, and we built it and turned it into a house.
Oh nice, congratulations man.
You standing there already or?
No, we ain't got through it yet.
Cause we been so busy.
A lot of new things going on for you, huh?
Yeah, cause we constantly rolling,
going here and there and here and there.
Rolling like the tide, baby.
Rolling like the tide.
Wow.
Well, it's a blessing man.
You ever seen Forrest Gump? He played for the tide baby. Rollin' like the tide. Wow. Well it's a blessing man. You ever seen Forrest Gump?
He played for the tide.
No, I didn't see Forrest Gump.
You gotta see it.
Yeah, you gotta see Forrest.
How you not see it?
I mean I seen the movie.
Yeah.
Yeah, Forrest Gump.
Yeah.
Yeah, I seen it like five times.
Oh hell yeah, I knew you definitely.
Yeah.
Run Forrest, run!
That's what I'm talkin' about. And he did, I knew you definitely. Yeah. Run, force, run! That's what I'm talking about.
And he did, I say that, man.
They can't stop for it, bro.
And they can't stop him spitting, man.
I'm moving out to see.
Can we switch seats?
What the hell are you telling me?
Can we switch seats?
They can't stop for it, bro.
That's him new TV, just get breaking them in, bro.
Chill, bro.
Run, force, run! And he run so fast, he broke them in, bro. Chill, bro. Run, Fudge, run!
And he run so fast, he broke them ankle,
the braces he had on him.
Yeah. Yeah.
He ran right out of polio, man, different times.
Willie, God, I'd love to see Andrusky's new house.
Yeah.
I think, I think, Roll Tide Willie,
we're gonna have you in Coulda Been House season two.
Yeah. You doing any music ever
Sing a song that you may know I feel like that's like inspired by Bama like back where you're at
I feel like because you were gonna sing it when we were shooting the skit. We didn't get a chance to
On that sweet home Alabama. Yeah, let's hear sweet home, Alabama
Cuz you know, he got to be able to. We could bring the words up if you want.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have to do that.
You know, that's better that way.
Yeah, right there.
Sweet Home Alabama, Lord, I'm coming home to you.
Yeah.
And then where I know the rest.
Where the skies are so blue.
So blue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he go, roll tight, roll.
Yeah, that's it, baby.
Fuck. All right. You got you? Yep, we going in go, roll tight roll. That's it baby, you got you?
Yep, we going in this one.
All right, we might have to shut it down.
Willie, we love you man.
I love you man.
I love you too.
Yes sir.
Thank y'all for having me.
Yes sir.
You're welcome, you're always welcome here
and I hope to see you in Nashville sometime.
I wanna come down to a U of A game
and have you all and go over there with you.
I'm gonna do the rest of it.
Yeah, hey we'll love that.
Yes sir, Willie.
Yep, all right man, we'll be good baby.
Roll Tide.
Praise God.
Blitz by my blitz.
Blitz by my blitz.
Roll Tide.
Roll Tide.
Don't give a piss about this, but it's high.
Thank you, Willie.
Love you, Willie, thank you, man.
Yeah, we coming out. Man, that's so awesome, dude. Thank you, man. Yeah, we coming out.
Man, that's so awesome, dude.
Thank you, bro.
Dude, that's so cool, man.
Oh, a legend, man.
A legend. Nobody like him.
You can't really find too many people like him.
One of a kind, bro.
He's kind of like the white flavor Flav.
That's a great description.
You know? Yeah, that's a great description. You know?
Yeah, it really is.
You're not gonna ever see anybody like that ever again.
Uh-uh, they don't make more than one of them, man.
I appreciate you bringing them in.
And Drews, thanks for coming through, man.
Yes, man.
And-
You know I love coming on here, man.
Yeah, we gotta find something cool to shoot, man.
Hey, man, soon, soon.
Game show, a movie, cops and robbers or something. Yeah,
you know the fans want it though but anytime we ever linked up they love it man so it's like yeah.
Well you're so funny dude I just feel I really feel lucky to get to be in your world sometimes
eating all your boys. Definitely they talk about how talented you are all the time too we all do.
Ridiculous. You're so you're so fast on your feet we don't know how to fuck your brain is like
unlike anybody else, man.
Well, thanks, bro.
Thanks for coming through, dude.
Oh, you want?
Yeah, cheers, baby.
Nothing but the tide.
Love you, brother.
Roll tide!
Ain't nothing but the tide!
I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel
I'm falling like these leaves.
I must be cornerstone
Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I found
I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take a little