TigerBelly - Jamie Kennedy & Shoe Store Heroin
Episode Date: February 7, 2024Actor & Comedian Jamie Kennedy returns for his 2nd appearance on TigerBelly. We chat gum jobs, Tim Allen vs Debra Messing, Auntie grabbing, funny juice, and Bobby bigger than Julia Roberts. Also s...pecial drop-in from Jimmie Lee The Jersey Outlaw. Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and use code TIGERBELLY. New players get an instant deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit five dollars or more. That’s code TIGERBELLY, only on DraftKings Casino. The crown is yours.
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Emma, you're a Big H3 fan.
Yes, huge.
So explain to us who Jimmy Lee is.
Emma's a good name.
It's a very old timey.
I love the name Emma.
Really?
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Emma Watson, is that an Emma?
Yeah.
Emma.
Yeah.
Emma worked for Trash Tuesday for a while.
She was one of our girls.
Emma's gonna die.
And she works with seven Echies.
And now you're going to do the Jimmy Lee breakdown.
Okay, what happened? Why did you just call your gum? Because I don't want to tune into the mic.
Um, so it was like, I think it was like seven years ago.
You come from a family line of scholars I can tell. Scholars? Yeah, your face is shaped in a very scholarly way.
Is your mom a professor?
No, she went to college though.
Is her educators?
Are they educators?
No.
What are they?
My dad is an artist and a carpenter.
My mom works at a gym.
Also Jesus.
Like Jesus?
Yeah, also Jesus.
I was wrong about it.
Anyway, continue.
Okay, so seven years ago, Also Jesus. Like Jesus. Also Jesus. Exactly. I was wrong about it. Anyway, continue.
Okay, so like seven years ago,
they got like someone on like the H2 Subreddit
or whatever posted this video of this, their dentist.
This guy's a dentist as well.
That's another.
He's a dentist?
He's a dentist.
He owns a dental practice.
And he posted a video and like his patients found it
and they're like, I'm never going to this guy again.
And they posted on the Subreddit. And this is when Hsu did a lot of like react videos
before the podcast I think yeah and
Pretty much they reacted to it and then they like met him and like went to New York with him and like he's just been kind of
Like a running gag on the show like they talked to him a lot. He's been just kind of like a running gag. He's a bright
Bright yeah, yeah, he's a dentist medical school. Yeah gag on the show. Like they talk to him a lot. He's been just kind of like a running gag. Is he Brian? Brian?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean he-
He's a dentist.
Medical school.
Yeah, yeah.
Is he handsome?
Uh, he's older.
I know, but don't age.
Oh, is that him? No, that's- we're having Jamie Kennedy.
That's Jamie Kennedy.
Wait a second. So stay here.
Jamie Kennedy.
So you're saying he has 1.2 million followers, but they're all bots.
Yeah. Oh, and he also allegedly he draws his hairline
Yeah, he goes on his hairline. Oh, and he lies about his age
He says he's like 50 something but he's very clearly like I will be
152 so
No, but he like looks he doesn't look yeah, he looks he's 70
Is he a crazy person and are we at risk? He is a crazy person and yeah.
You are at risk.
Like a violin?
No, no, no, not maybe risk emotionally.
Like he's not going to fight you.
You guys should definitely both take it out.
Thank you so much Emma.
Thank you Emma.
This is not him but of course.
Speaking of love.
Is it heart?
Is it love? Hey man. What's up buddy? How are energy. Hey man!
Hey man! Well, we had to show the other night that we were together, but I didn't stay for you.
Why?
Because I was like so tired, but I was like should I stay for Jamie, but then I left.
It's good to see you, don't.
Oh, I missed you.
What did I do?
Nothing, I missed you.
You did?
We haven't seen each other in years.
I feel like that's...
Years?
I don't...
That doesn't seem right.
I see you.
What do you mean?
You text me sometimes.
No, no, no.
See, flesh, eyes, together, energy, interactions interactions. Yeah, I know we were on different shows
But right I didn't stay for yours. That's okay. It's okay, but um
So you didn't miss me either. I of course I miss you. I don't think you miss me ever dude
But this is amazing new spot you got
Well, you've never been well you've never been here before
That's how long it's been since he's done a podcast?
How long?
It's gotta be four years.
I've been here for four years.
Really?
I think five.
Five.
So I was right probably when you were moving out.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
We talk, we text, but then it's like, you know,
it's wild, wild times.
It's wild world, wild world.
Wild times.
Wild world.
What's going on?
I follow.
I follow. What is a a cat work your time?
I can't Williams have a second I can't cast even seven song about wild wild world. It's wild world
Oh, that's it there it is five years ago. Oh my lord. What episode was it?
141 and what do we got now?
plus four four hundred plus What episode was it? 141. And what are we at now?
Plus 400 plus.
Damn!
Damn!
No!
Damn!
Why did we wait so long?
It's you!
It's not me, I'm here.
No, you're not here dude.
Well we had to pussy juice.
I know you are dude!
Pussy juice.
You're a movie star.
I don't know.
Who knows anymore, right?
You are. You're doing a lot. No, nothing. Yeah you are. What's the cheer you're a movie star? knows anymore right
No, nothing. Yeah, you are the same
Sad bow what no, it's the whole business is it's weird. No, it's done forever. You agree. Yeah
Yeah, it feels different. It feels different. I listen to this
I had a meeting with somebody today
I'm not gonna say who and I said I can only stay here for an hour because I have to do a podcast.
She's like, which one?
I'm like, Tiger Belly.
She's like, oh my God.
Oh my God, it's huge.
Like, and I was like, would you say that doing Tiger Belly
would be bigger than a hit on the Tonight Show
as a press hit?
And she said, yes.
Well, I mean, for me, okay.
Now this is a legacy media person.
So that's what I was talking about.
And I was like, I still wanna keep my foot in legacy media media but I don't really give crap and much but I still want to
play the game it's so funny the younger generation doesn't know they don't like
legacy they do though they want to be blessed by it no they don't and then
they look at the shots no just a funnel no I don't know those guys no I agree with
you they're well they're also trailblazers yeah of the new way of on
no no 100% yeah you're right they did they did they did they did they're also trailblazers. Yeah of the new one. No, no, 100% yeah. Yeah, you're right
They're on their own legacy 100% but I'm seeing there are that's 100% correct
But I just say some people do like you know to do a tonight show spot just to say you did it
Oh, you know, it's good to do one. You know, it's ever gonna swing back into that. No, no way ever
It's gonna stay this way. No way, I think here's what it is.
We're so split as a belief, just as a belief system.
I was telling this person today, like,
you could be on a set with two people
that believe completely different things.
Like Tim Allen probably believed something
very different than Deborah Messing.
And we're, what movie is that?
Right, and whatever you believe is.
I know, wait, wait, give me two more. I like this one. Those are two great examples, though. And we're... What movie is that? Right, and whatever you believe is...
No, wait, wait, give me two more.
I like these.
Those are two great examples, though.
These are fun.
Let's see this again.
Give me two more.
You know...
Let me try one.
Go.
You know, Dwayne Johnson, you know,
on the set with Jessica Tandy.
Not good?
No.
Oh, fuck!
The Tim Allen, ever messy.
Fire!
I got one on my feet.
I got one. I got a good basic. I got one of that feet.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
Did we start?
Yeah, yeah, we did.
All right.
I got one right here.
I got one right here, okay?
Judy Dench with Vern Troyer.
No!
God bless him.
The little guy.
God bless his mother.
Judy gets the little guy!
The way they're gonna be together!
He passed.
I don't think you realize what Deborah Messing,
I don't, I think he's not aware of like,
what Deborah Messing said on the internet.
Yeah, Deborah Messing would be considered super left.
Super left.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a left or right thing.
Yeah.
Oh, so we're in a hurry.
I don't know, I just in terms of like,
in the, I just wouldn't see them together.
Oh, I forgot, let me go, let me go.
Go again.
Let me try, okay.
Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
No! Yeah!
No, I don't know.
No, but like, you could be on a set
and people can have different beliefs, genders, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there was no drama.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I think there would be.
Yeah.
People would be like, this is why I love comedy.
Because I believe that Adam Carolla and Pat Naswell
probably have different beliefs.
But yet they'll do shows together.
And that's beautiful.
You know what I'm saying?
And so it's like, I think comedy is the last thing
of keeping people that believe different together.
All right, so I did a show, I'm gonna say what show.
And I was on set a couple of years ago, maybe two years ago.
And I was talking to an actress,
and there was another actress.
You don't wanna drop names?
I don't know.
So I was talking to one actress,
and there was another actress that we had to rehearse.
Oh my God.
And I go, the actress we're talking to, let's just go,
Latoya.
Okay.
So I'm talking to Latoya, right?
And Kimmy.
So I'm talking to Latoya, and I go, where is she? Right, which is I was talking to Latoya, right? And Kimmy. So I'm talking to Latoya and I go, where is she?
Right?
Which is I was talking about Kimmy.
But the Kimmy comes to me and I'm like, what did you say?
I go, where is she?
You.
And she goes, they.
And I go, I'm sorry.
She goes, you fucking better.
And she yelled at me.
No.
Oh yeah, yeah.
No, yeah, no.
Yeah, get it right. And I was like, I'm sorry. I just fucked up was she like rude about her wish. She's just like, hey, it's this
No, she was rude. Hold on. Let's go back a second. You were you were on set with an actress
Yeah
That was one way but you were talking about something that identifies as something else. Yeah, and this actress that got mad at you had a name
Yeah, she's a human name. Yeah, like a big name like somebody that the world recognized ever messing. No, I'll tell you later
Okay, but I'm just asking for context. No, okay, so I don't think so okay
And the person you were talking about did they have a name meaning like when I was talking to Latoya
Yeah, it's a big name. Okay, and she reprimanded you no
They're not named. They're not wow
See that's what I'm saying what because it's like that person was chill about it, but the other person wasn't there's this new like you
No, it's not a big meaning. It was like it's a new world and we have to adjust to that new world. Well, do we yeah
Do we I don't want to
But I think we should! But do we?
I mean, we do, we do, we do.
You know what, the brilliant thing that they do.
No, let's, let's, let's, I know what we're doing.
Can we talk?
No, can we just say this?
We're on, you know what I mean, ice that's not fully frozen, and let's not fall in.
Bro, we're already at the bottom of the lake.
We're not.
Yeah, we are.
We're on the ice, we're about to, we're not going to die yet. Bro, I'm, listen, they bury bottom of the lake. We're not. Yeah, we are. We're not gonna die yet.
I'm, listen, they bury me under the lake.
You had a pass, but you're in the lake with me now.
I don't wanna be in the lake.
You better transition.
No, no, no, no, no.
You better insurance.
I see what you're doing.
Why did you go to the bottom?
You don't have to go to the bottom.
Because I'm a white male, cis, gender,
or connected, or not allowed to,
not allowed to, let's not do that. Let me start it it
Never masseter or somebody else I was like what the fuck all right. Let's go back. Let's listen. I've been watching no
All right, they know him. All right. They know him. But it's Jamie Kennedy. He's in screen movies. He's in kicking it all school. He was in a
Malibu's most wanted. I mean, he goes on and on. He had his own TV show. Anyway,
he's a friend of comic. Very fun. Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Anyway, what I'm saying to you is that you didn't have to go to the bottom. That's all.
Let's just move on.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Because I, you know, I think that you're a super talented guy and a nice guy and stuff
that I know.
I think the bottom is a very freeing place to be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can be. I think you have to just boot
Here's my motto. Oh, here we go as long as you're not doing anything illegal or immoral. Yeah, do you want?
That's great, but that but those lines are being pushed. Jesus Christ. She took a toke of that fucking thing
You're gonna be more twitchy
These babies right now. I you did that on purpose
These babes make everyone twitch I talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. What are you gonna say you were watching what? I?
Have no idea. Oh god. I have no idea but what I'm saying is um
Let's go back to our original. You know means
storyline, which is
It's changed Hollywood and it's like there's two divisions. I think that the internet and what I'm doing
is the wild frontier, right?
You're one of the pioneers.
I could be, yeah.
And on the left side is, but here's,
let me ask you this, why do I still wanna do it?
I desperately do, I want their approval.
Because you're cucked into the system.
And I'm not calling you a cuck.
We all have, no, I'm not. I hope you're cucked into the system and I'm not calling you a cuck we all you are no I'm not I hope you cuck no it meaning that they have cucked they they
hit us over the head of since we were young of what we did I was thinking
about today by was having a coffee I was thinking before I came on in here how we
came up together yeah you know I'm a little before you but way bigger and
more successful no oh what a hundred 100% in Hollywood, baby. Oh, fuck.
Yeah, dude. Everyone knows you. Whatever. Whatever. What else? Titt-a-tat, tat, tat,
but and I'm thinking about like how we like it's something is so freeing about not really
caring about what I want to do. Now, I'm fortunate. I've done some stuff. Yeah. And if I made
my mark and it's done
It's done. Hopefully it's not but it's like I don't the at let's listen to this the Emmys
Oh, yeah Emmys this year. Yeah, where the lowest rated Emmys in history
4.3 million think about that. Okay. Okay. That's insane
Normal people are leaving in droves
Yeah, we still believe and the glitz in the glamour, but you know it's going down dude
Yeah, you drive by Warner Brothers recently. Yeah, have you seen the triangle in the middle of bar ham?
No, where they put all the posters. Oh, yeah, I've seen it. It looks like a crack house
Dude, yeah, yeah, it's nothing's on it.
Nothing's on it.
Not any poster and Warner Music to the left.
It's empty.
Empty, yeah.
Bro, there's no one at the dog house.
You know at the dog house
where you get all types of famous hot dogs?
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, I cry.
Oh yeah, whenever I cry.
It's so funny, whenever I go to the dog house,
it's like, are you open?
They are. I know, I understand. I that doghouse, it's like, are you open? They are.
I know, I'm just saying.
No, I know they are.
I know they're open, I'm just saying.
It's great.
Back in the day when I first opened it was packed all.
But what I'm saying is we were raising,
we were raising going into a room.
Yeah.
And it's almost like we hit the lottery.
And now.
No.
Can I stop? Go for it.
May I?
Sure.
But we don't have to, we can create,
the good news is we can create,
hold on, we can create our own lottery,
the bad news is everyone thinks they have a great lottery.
So now it's a lot of this.
But can I say something?
We mean to get bullshit.
And I'm not, listen, I, you know, listen,
I know what I've done.
You've made a mark.
I've made a mark, man.
And I know what I've done in my life and I'm proud of the work I've done. You've made a mark. I've made a mark, man. And I know what I've done in my life
and I'm proud of the work I've done, right?
But I feel like I was just at, you know what I mean?
Really opening the door and getting in, right?
And I opened it and no one was there.
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I opened it and no one was there.
Because the house was sold?
No, because it changed.
Yeah, so they're selling the house.
Yeah, they're selling the house.
Yeah, they're selling the house, yeah.
They air mean and be.
And so I feel like, you know, you got,
well, let's not do house references all day.
I mean, you did.
I mean, what the fuck, man?
You, I mean.
You verbote it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isn't that?
And now I do like independent movies that like,
I don't know if they're gonna see it or not,
but you know what's fun?
You know, what?
They're on 2B, they're fine.
They're fine, they're fine.
They're fine, yeah, yeah.
2B. It's also fun to do independence what? They're on 2B. They're fine. They're fine. They're fine.
Yeah, yeah.
2B.
It's also fun to do independence.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, dude.
They give you a note, you're like, I'm no.
No.
No.
You know what I mean?
Bro, how do you feel about going on a set
and actually just listening to a director right now?
Oh, what do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I'm like, what the fuck can you even tell me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly. Like, seriously? What depends? Like, if Scorsese gave me a... Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, what the fuck can you even tell me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Like seriously.
What depends, like if Scorsese gave me a...
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm gonna throw you something.
But guess what?
Yeah, yeah.
He lets people do what they're good at.
If you guys...
But if he gave you a note, you would try to follow it.
Of course I would.
You would follow it.
It's a short...
Spielberg, you would try...
Of course!
Okay, we need to say...
It's a short ass.
Quarantino.
Of course.
All right. Well, that is not a short list,
three I just said.
But that's the shortest of list.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the shortest of list.
How about the Filippo brothers?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Who?
YouTuber.
They just did a movie called Australian.
Yeah.
Yes.
Now if the Filippo, if Michael came up to you
and gave you a note, would you say something?
Yeah, I would.
Well, then you go.
There's key things to it.
No, I would actually, but these are,
because they just made something
Inventive original and amazing. So yes, of course, I'm in Malawi. Who's that? I just made it up
Now we're getting something
What I'm saying is
Let me break it down into simpler terms if I'm on a TV set and some directors give me a note on a pilot
Right back off dude. stop you wouldn't do it
I would do the pilot, but I'm like I know I didn't want to get on the director. I'm the director
I want to end the C show. I'm the director and be you do a take that's peacock
Okay, I know I get it. I come up to you. I go hey Jimmy great great great angle arm. Can you speed it up? Oh?
Okay, cool
Sure, no, and I'll say I'll do it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and then action.
And then you do what I want.
Oh, no.
Well, I'll never forget I did a pilot one time long,
so I'll give you simple.
Okay, no.
Guy, we're here forever.
Then, okay.
Don't go fast.
I like it.
Guy, the night we're having, rewrite,
rewrite, rewrite, rewrite.
The president of ABC loved me.
The studio loved me. The showrunner stuff wasn't working
Nice guy. I'm not gonna nice name. We came on that Thursday night. We had a run-through. They kept changing shit
He puts a bottle of Jack Daniels
On the table in my dressing room. Yeah, he sits down with two riders pours himself a glass for him everybody else
I took one, but I wasn't really a big drinker,
but I took one and he goes, funny juice.
No.
Get the funny juice.
Yeah, meaning like somebody wasn't doing their job
and we needed to drink to get this fucking shit.
Wow.
Did it work?
Well, no, because we did the way they wanted to do it.
And then I said, because of standup, when I fucking do the crowd, I know how I'm going
to take it.
So I said, I'll do it, everyone.
Just please, give me my takes.
And they said, okay, once I got my first two takes of Huge Lafes, no more juice.
No more juice.
Yeah, it was like doing what it wants.
So it's like, we have that advantage because we do it in front of live people all the time
And so TV is made completely out of fucking fear and all this shit and that's done
That model is cooked bro. So I have a deal with what I have a peacock deal
Okay, and it's done. I should get out. Congratulations. I should get out. Well, how what's I gotta try
How long is it for a year?
The money are they holding you? It's okay. Is it a half a bar?
No, it's a half a bar man. Come on. Oh, yeah, half a million a half a bar
Well, I've been in this deal for four years for a four fucking years. No, I have never seen you on peacock war
We're going go battle.
We're going, here's your deal.
If I'm giving you a deal, here's Bobby.
Here's a million dollars.
And here's a box of vapes for a year.
Yeah, yeah.
Do something.
Yeah, yeah.
Like literally.
Every year, when they order pilots, we never get in.
So then we go, okay, we're done.
But then they always go,
can we sign you for another year?
Cause we still like the project. And we've done it for three or four years now. Yeah, we're done. But then they always go, can we sign you for another year? Because we still like the project.
And we've done it for three or four years now.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Can you talk about it?
No.
But I'm going to tell you, I'm going to do another point.
Okay.
I've had those deals and eventually the jamey can experiment came out of that.
It wasn't as long as this.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's like why, what's the hold up?
Tell me, if I have some water, I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, right here. My bad. Oh, my bad. Is this good? It's just normal or it's not like fucking regular water
Okay, sorry about that go ahead tell me you're like that. I don't know what style do you want Fiji?
What no, I didn't know I forgot you're a Hollywood Hollywood
It looked like a fucking it looked like a fucking guy. What is that thing that women drink?
Yeah, yeah, is that racist the army drink? Is that racist?
I mean they put some stuff in it.
What's the stuff they drink that everyone drink?
White Claw, look like a white Claw.
You know what, they do put calcium in here though.
Is that in water?
Yeah.
Okay, well they're not.
Go ahead.
So what are you saying?
You have this deal.
No, but I'm going to give you another example.
So I was with, I just say it, so I'm not going to go, I was with Theo Vaughn.
Okay. And then Fox wants to do a show.
So we're on Zoom with a bunch of executives and stuff.
And they're pitching us all the stuff.
And I see Theo, because he's a natural.
And I see his profile to the thing.
He's not straight on, right?
He's just kind of profile.
Like he's not fully there.
And then eventually just goes, amen.
And he goes nah. He goes nah
And we go I go what do me nah nah, and he just kind of disappeared
And I'm like how like I still wanted to get in so I'm still there. I'm like oh
It's a cut done Okay, bye
And I said leave what did I tell you early in this conversation?
They cucked you in.
That was still you going.
I know.
Please choose me.
Yes.
Wait, so how did the end of the conversation end?
They go, well, when do you get off the road or maybe revisit it?
How many people were on the call?
Oh my God, like seven.
Okay. Let me explain something to you.
Okay, explain.
Your opinion.
Okay, go ahead.
When you do a joke, do you sit here and run up by this whole crew?
No.
Exactly.
You follow your instincts.
Yeah.
And you do the sushi from the ocean joke.
And it kills every fucking time.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
And now.
Oh, do I do have a joke like that?
What is this? Oh, it's a sushi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that? What is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Did I tell that?
Put one of the jewels out there
Homosushi, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I watch I know you okay you watch a little you look right so
You cannot but you just were with seven people with two highly successful
You cannot but you just were with seven people with two highly successful
Fucking lights of you guys are stars. You're already doing it. Yeah, they want a piece of your shine Yeah, so you can't make art by committee seven people on the fucking phone somebody from Sarah Lawrence College some
Guy from C-Sun. Yeah, yeah, the fuck is it gonna tell you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, but you're still
indoctrinated into the system.
Yeah, because I'm old.
I get it.
No, you don't get it.
Yeah, you do get it because.
But I'm having a divorce.
I wanna be a part of the fucking divorce too.
But you're leading the way.
I know.
You already are doing it.
I know, but here's the thing.
I'm like, you know, I realized that I'm,
you know how love is like, you know what I mean? I'm, you know, you know how love is like,
you know what I mean, usually it's supposed to be 50, 50,
it's 80, 20.
Your 80 love for me, 20 of them,
and I'm now realizing that the power dynamics is fucked
and I want to get a divorce.
Yes.
But dude, there's no money.
The amount of time that you would spend on that,
there's no way you're gonna make more money
unless they give you fat money upfront.
You're not gonna make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Like, way you're gonna make more money unless they give you fat money up front like what's unless you're making a is anyone getting 20 million up front anymore for who's ever gotten that oh Leo do you know who's
paying that who streamers they are yeah that's it studios can't afford it the
economics aren't there so So everything's changing.
Guys, this turned into a goddamn stream.
No, no, no, no, let's move on.
We're gonna move on, but let me say something.
I like it.
I like it too.
And what you said to me right now
has opened my little eyes, okay?
It has opened my little tiny BDIs, right?
To the world.
And I'm, you know, but I'll tell you this though, okay?
When I saw both, I saw both finger again. You did? Yeah. Just because of me or because of you? No, I was just randomly on. And I saw, you know, but I'll tell you this though, okay? When I saw Bo-Finger again.
You did?
Yeah.
Just because of me or are we-
No, I was just randomly on.
And I saw you in it.
I remember, oh, yeah, JB's in this, right?
What, see, that's what the thing.
I think it's a great movie.
Thank you, it's great.
And it's, I mean, have you seen Bo-Finger?
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah, great movie, Eddie Murphy, you know what I mean?
Steve Martin, I mean, you can't go wrong, right?
And it's like, I mean, I think I miss those days.
Do you mean being on set?
Yeah, I mean, because a couple years ago
I did a movie that's coming out in summer,
but I don't know if it's good or not,
but it's like I did a movie with some big stars.
Yeah, I think, I know it's the big stars.
Yeah, yeah, and I, you know, you're on set
with these big stars and you kinda swallow the pill.
But at the end of the day, it's like,
no, actually I have my thing.
Yes. You know what I mean?
And it's like, yeah.
And I don't want to act like, oh, I'm so grateful to be here.
No, you should be happy I'm here.
Yes.
It's just like that one chef, you went into a restaurant
the same night that Julia Roberts was there
or she was there the night before.
And he was not even like faced by her at all,
but he was like freaking out to meet you.
He's gay.
He's not gay.
Okay.
Wait, what?
Wait, who's gay?
Wait, hold on again.
Hold on.
There was a chef and-
Wow.
Hold on.
This is a big W for you.
I know.
And he was like, oh Julia Roberts is there,
but he's like, I don't even care
because Bobby Lee is here.
That's huge.
No, we don't even know that.
Wait a minute. It's true. I can call it.
Was it nurse? What is it?
He's a friend. He's a friend of mine.
He's a chef. But the guy that puts the meat in your mouth,
the gold plate.
Okay. There's meat.
I don't refuse to go.
Wow. This is huge.
Yeah. That's what she says. I wasn't that's what he said
I think I remember I don't know, but that's not he could just say it. I who goes again?
Listen, it's not a diss to Julia. She's obviously super star super star. I worship her exactly and I do too
Yeah, but it's basically what she's giving you your flowers and say you've made a mark in this new media
Yeah, it's cool. It's you know what dude? I mean,, I'm not as, I used to be so stressed out and sad.
I know you're so much more calm now.
I know.
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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Iitalin. Okay. Anyway, am I a little hyper-ematic right now?
I think it's because you're not feeling well and you're probably taking too many kids off your vape.
Yeah, too many vapes. Okay. I had stomach issues. Anyway, um...
He ate a garlic and cream cheese and he's lactose. Yeah, yeah. Why?
I don't know why I'm lactose. It's just why God made me that last night. I got hunger pains. Oh God. I had this old
garlic
bagel in my refrigerator
And I had some side kimchi at you know kimchi cream cream cheese. I mean
Cream cheese and I toasted that sucker
What's a 8 I was like, oh, this is gonna do and they laid in bed
Yeah, it's been a nightmare. I could sleep. I'm so sorry
It's alright. I'm here. Anyway, I'm here available
To do a podcast with you and that's good if you have to leave early again. No, no, there's no way
Okay, I've been looking forward to seeing you again. I've been looking forward to see you. Yeah, I love it
Hasn't been years. It has been years. Do you remember I did a live about a year ago and then you jumped in on that's right
I started fucking heckling me. That's right was so funny I hurt you well I came off of a hot the set was insane
and then you just kept fucking oh yeah would you say I remember that what was
the set again I did Reno and I was doing the laugh
factory and this lady went crazy because she said I didn't dress up enough for
the show alright I look homeless which I can't totally lie with that yeah but I
could have shaved but it was like the end of the world.
Those days, I know.
And she went crazy, so then we have all these heckling videos.
And I was like, I'm coming in hot, and I did a live.
And then you're like, hey, mosquito bites.
I don't know.
You just started saying some shit.
I was talking about your dick, yeah.
And I was like fucking in a focus mode.
That's the last time I talked.
I'm sorry.
That's funny.
But I remember seeing that clip, and I'm like,
I don't know what that lady was so angry about, but's last night. I'm sorry. That's funny. No, but I remember seeing that clip and I'm like, you know I don't know what that lady was so angry about but it's like
But you know, we that's that's what you get for Vegas. Oh, no, it's Reno. What are you even re I'm playing there this Saturday
Yeah, Reno makes Vegas look like wait, what's the Reno vibe?
Do you like needles on the ground?
Where do you like the yeah, are you how many people do you want to share you're sharing it?
Yeah, we share it with more than four. What do you mean are they poor people have no money because our drugs
It's a half joke
Calm down
Oh, so there's a laugh factory there still
In the casino. Oh, wow, and it's great, but you get a little gangster. So.
Now, how many shows do you have to do when you do that?
Six. Oh my God, nightmare.
I like it. It's 30 Friday, Saturday. What is it?
Thursday. One. You do Thursday through Sunday. One, two, two, one. Wow.
But you're only 30 minutes. Yeah, but you're a movie star.
Can you go? I'll just do Friday, Saturday?
I can.
Sometimes I'll do part of it.
Right, right.
But thank you.
Is it fun?
It's, if you're working it out.
No, can I ask you this?
Go for it.
Are there any attractos in there?
Attractive females?
I never said that.
I said attractos.
Attractos?
Yeah.
I mean.
What do you think I mean when I say attractos? I think you think attractive women? Exactly. Yeah, you mean What do you think I mean when I say attract those I think you think attractive women exactly yeah, you're still read between the lines
Yeah, it was amazing
There's gonna be some there's gonna be some possibly with the tooth off. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying
Yeah, figure that out the teeth though, you know when it comes to a one-night stand isn't that big of a deal?
No, I agree, I agree.
I don't come to you.
That's not a deal breaker for me.
In fact, I would rather have a guy with no teeth
than a guy with good teeth but bad breath.
Like, give me a good breath.
No bad, yeah, we don't want bad breath.
Bad breath is just disgusting to me.
You'd have a guy with a gum?
Just a gum.
Gum out?
Yeah, just gums out.
Like, that's not a deal breaker for me.
As long as his hygiene, like, you know, oral hygiene is still okay.
But he has no teeth.
I know, but we don't know how he got there.
Okay, if he has got that.
Is it because of dental caries or did it get knocked out?
You're saying no teeth.
I mean, like...
How about no teeth and then you also see the nerves sticking out of the gum?
I would see that, it just looks painful.
I would just get them...
Yeah, but still, the breath is great though. I would see that, that just looks painful. I would just get them, send them to the dentist.
His breath sounds, smells like fucking spearman.
Then we know we'll play around a bit.
But you're actually saying, but what happens?
I mean, you're basically saying
you're gonna do the whole thing.
But what about the oral stuff
if he wants to take care of you, but he has no teeth?
I mean, I don't think teeth.
You don't use teeth?
Yeah, you don't use your teeth?
Use your teeth when you put vagina?
No.
What are you talking about?
No, I guess you would want to have a clean mouth.
Yeah.
But you actually eat it?
No, but you just, I'm just trying to think of what you do.
I don't know.
I think that was a very generous thing you said.
Maybe not completely.
Uh-uh.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah. So, wow. Because Iuh. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
So, wow.
Cause I would think that would feel better for us
than it would a woman,
but I guess it would feel great for you too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, let me think of that.
Yeah, from a woman, absolutely.
There's no threat of any fight.
No, here's the thing though.
I want her lips to be around the cock.
Yeah.
But if she was using gums, it'd be weird.
But you, how do you know?
You've never tried it?
That's what I'm saying.
I am right.
But if I could feel like, oh my,
this seems a little too like hard.
She's using her gums.
But it feels like it would,
it sounds like it would feel good.
A gum, it's a gum job.
Yeah.
A good old time job.
Okay, it's a gum job.
Yeah.
Let's move on.
I mean, I thought this was like notes. Yeah. She
she just we walked. I thought this was like a well documented thing that guys like gum
jobs but maybe not. I don't know what that is. Like gum job means there's no teeth. I
know but it's rather have someone with teeth. Yeah. Yeah. That would be if we could choose
or the guys choose teeth or raise your hand if you want teeth.
We would like teeth in a mouth.
The person.
What about that?
Performing oral sex, we would like person to have teeth.
Wait, wait, what about those two toothless sisters
you hooked up with?
Okay, that's true.
25 years ago.
Did it feel good?
Yes.
There we go.
Your tooth just flew out.
Ha ha ha ha.
Anyway, let's move on. I don't want to go through the pack. Can you I forgot that story I can't do it
So they didn't have teeth
Well, how many between them they had maybe nine
She's yeah, I don't know. I don't remember the ratio
Yeah, but that was back what do back in the day when I first started headlining pre my space pre my space
I was like, oh no, I anything I mean if they're a female. Mm-hmm. That was pretty much my pre-rock was it
Yeah, but you know as you get older, you know, you you want teeth and you want you know
Gums gums also you want like, you know all limbs. Yeah, and also some edumications, you know, I mean
You know, but you know, I like
culture now too, if they know
about art. Wow.
You're gonna talk about culture
at Grand Brand at one night
stand. Yeah. Wow. But you
don't want to turn your on
they like, oh, you know, I
really like, um, you know, I
mean, existentialism as a
philosophy, like Albert Camus.
Yeah, you're like, Oh, that's
cool. you know?
Cool, let me check your molars.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you seeing anybody now?
I am.
It's interesting.
Live together?
Something I would probably not love to talk about,
but yes, I do.
You live with her?
Yes, I do.
What does she do?
Can we even?
Ah, fuck.
Well, she was acting acting. Okay, good, good.
The pandemic hit. Yeah.
She was helping me with my whole life.
What can I say? Like assisting me if that's the case.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then...
Why are you talking like this right now?
I don't know because I'm...
And then...
Not trial. I mean...
I feel like it.
Well, I like to keep my personal life personal. I don't want to get too specific. Yes. Right? And then um not trial I mean feel like it well
I like to keep my personal life if I'm not I don't want to get too specific
Yes, right, but that way I also because I've known you for so long. Yes, I would like you know broad strokes
Uh some broad stroke girl a girlfriend. It's been a few years. I've never seen you with a girlfriend
I know I know great. This is progress. You must really like her. I love her. Yeah, you must love her
Oh, that's great, but you know, it's intense because of our life and the way we are yeah certain things that we do as
Listen, I don't have to tell you guys as comedians
Can be very isolating to a person that is in a relationship with you correct
But it's like I. What do you mean?
Okay, so I could just go away and not see somebody for three days.
I have no problem with that.
I love to do my own thing, my own time, my own own.
Even check-ins.
Sure.
No checks.
But you don't have to, but I would be fine. That can alienate a person that is in a relationship with you.
Like a tense, if you don't live with a woman
and you're not, it's the living, it's the all-encompassing,
I mean, she has been my hip for the last few years.
And we've done everything.
I have like eight different jobs.
And she does them all with me.
But it's intense and so
My wanting to do with things the way I want to do them can be very isolating because they feel like why?
Why am I not with you? You know I'm saying so and I think that
It's a it's a it's a I mean I don't want to talk about but I will it's a thing that can really mess with it's not
If you're in this life, you know.
Like, I know how you are.
I don't know you like with your day to day,
like the rest of your people,
but I've known you for a long time.
And I understand the basic base level that makes you up.
And so for somebody that's not in the life,
I don't know what you did before, but you're
in the life.
Yeah.
But I don't know what you did before you met him if you were in the life or not, but
the life is just different.
It's really different.
And so it's like-
I mean, would you like, would somebody that's a CEO of a company that's super busy, or is
it, is it busyness that we're talking about, or is it-
No, I think it's a combination of several things.
Okay.
But I think especially if you are,
like I'm not saying all comics,
but you are sort of cut from a very specific kind of cloth.
There's-
What would that cloth be?
You know, there is like a sprinkle of chaos.
There is a sprinkle of like the love for impermanence.
There is like this kind of like need for,
you're always gonna put comedy over love and family and everything else.
Like this is your currency as comedy
and I will never be able to compete with that.
And so you're always going to prioritize that.
So it's something that I had to wrap my head around
and it is a very, even though rewarding place to be
can be very isolating.
First of all, I don't know why you're all shriveled up.
That's an amazing, that's an amazing way to put that. You just said it beautiful. I think
Sarah Silverman said it one time, she said, nothing comes before the joke.
Yeah. And so to me, I didn't come to Hollywood to get a wife. I didn't come to
Hollywood to start a family. I came to Hollywood to get love and
attention and
complete
validation. I always tell people who do this business you have to be
such a narcissist to stand in a room and say look at me, I have something to say and
so insecure that you need to do it.
And that's the healthiness of this.
And there's a lot of people that say,
I do it for the art or I love plays.
You're lying or you're not interesting.
Yeah.
It's the damaged motherfuckers
that are gonna create something great.
You know what I mean?
People say like Kurt Cobain died so young and he did.
But guess what what you got bleach
Why got in never mind never mind? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Like you know I mean I bleach dude. Yeah, that's one like you get this shit from these artists
Yeah, you drain them, but you want them. Give me another give me do another band. Yeah, I'm no it's like
Well people so sound no you got you got yes
Exactly you got. Yeah, sound guard. Super unknown.
Super unknown.
Exactly.
You got Amy Winehouse.
Yeah, you got what?
You know, I mean, she died too young when she did.
I'm the Beatles.
But Abby Road.
Yeah, exactly.
I love this game.
So it's like, but what you're saying is beautiful.
And it's, here's the thing.
I've dated women.
It's a horror film.
That's what she said.
Not beautiful.
No, but it was profound because you said it's true
I don't really know what that word is. I think that means like
like my chick
What would like probably wouldn't like to go to South Africa or another country and
And be like she'd be like what's there if she was working on a movie to me
I'd be like this is a whole new world. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, we love the excitement the unknown three months in another country there if she was working on a movie. To me, I'd be like, this is a whole new world. Do you know what I mean?
We love the excitement, the unknown,
three months in another country,
shooting who knows what'll be happening.
Yeah, and I think that just like,
there's almost like the lack of monotony, right?
Because I mean, even though you go up every night,
like you kind of really never know
what's around the corner in your career.
Like you're getting that dopamine hit of like,
oh shit, there could be something there
that's very different, bigger, smaller,
but there is that constant like chase of the unknown.
Yeah, and I think that if you're,
I've dated actresses or people that are successful,
you're in business.
And the difference is, so you're gonna be together,
so you're both of these whirlwinds,
but you're not always gonna be able to hang out out not a lot, but at least you understand each other
Right now if you date somebody who's not in the business
You're here and they're there, but they're not gonna understand a lot of your life
Right unless you do what I do and you say it up front. That's what I'm saying
I tell any girl that I've dated before it's like
The good times are gonna be
amazing. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. The bad times are gonna be terrible, but to me, and I
believe Bobby's the same way, like I've had some insane things happen on a
scene, insane things happen on a set. Nothing illegal, but I've just seen a
lot of stuff that the new generation would melt and cry about.
And to me, I'm like, guess what?
You're in a fucking movie.
Like you could hit me with a fucking baseball bat,
but as long as I'm in that movie, guess what?
I'm in a fucking movie.
I know, dude, I know.
And so we live in a new generation where it's like,
well, you know, my certain thing I saw.
It's like, motherfucker.
Yeah.
This is the private sandbox, okay?
Unless you're harboring a super criminal,
which is very rare.
There's a lot of shit that's gonna happen.
It doesn't leave.
But we live in this new society where a whole subsect
has been created from snitching and bitching.
Yes.
Don't get me started, man.
With my girlfriends, different ilk
that haven't been in the game,
it's like they want normalcy.
And I'm like, I'm sorry,
Valentine's Day wasn't up to your thing,
but guess what?
You were on a private jet.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You're at fucking sugar fish five nights in the week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're in the fucking top of the Bellagio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry, I looked at the hooker's ass.
You're in fucking.
I mean, I do know boo, not sugar fish.
Yeah, but you know what I mean?
Like, that's the other thing.
Like, it's just so, and now, I could go off,
but it's just like, sex is everywhere more than ever and it's completely so one time I was on mad and
they made us use this Yaris did I tell you about this a Yaris so they go so the
owner of the David Salisman goes he owned the show is like so you know we
use the Yaris in our in our sketches so Bob you make sure you say Yaris you have to go you want to go in my Yaris to whatever right. So Bob, you can make sure you say Yaris.
I figure out a date, you have to go,
you want to go on my Yaris to whatever, right?
And I go, do we get compensation?
And they go, no.
Right?
So we're just hawking a Yaris, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
For you to make money.
So one day I stole the car, the keys,
because we had a Yaris and I had Jordan
in the appeal in there and I
think Ike was in there and I go, let's go for a ride.
Like, are you sure?
Yeah.
And I went into an alleyway and I scraped the sides.
On purpose?
Oh yeah.
And I would jump over these things.
I fucked up the Yaris.
$6,000 worth of damage.
And I brought a bag and they're like, Bobby.
And I go, in your, you like Bobby and I got in your you know
And what I'm saying is is that if that if I did that now?
What would happen? You'd be in fucking Rikers
Dude, I'm a Rikers Island. I'm not even talking about that like okay like people
You're talking about a Yara
You're talking about a Yara
Cocaine like cocaine cocaine was a what people did I know because I remember seeing Richard prior No, Richard was on a set and he was smoking crack on a movie set
Yeah, people were like, oh, that's it's just crack the first time I ever saw cook
I saw heroin bizarrely early in my life
Yeah, because I had a weird job in Philly and there was a guy
but it was something normal and we just said oh the guy's a heroin addict.
What was the job?
I worked at a shoe store and the owner of the shoe store was addicted to heroin
and I was this is kind of crazy I'm thinking about now I was 13 years old he was a nice enough guy
we did addicted to heroin and it was the first not only was the first time I ever saw anyone shoot
up it was the first time I ever saw someone shoot up in their foot.
He would use in front of you?
Yeah, of course.
And not because he, I don't know if that's in the course,
but not because he worked in it.
He didn't inject it in his foot because it was a shoe store,
which I thought like, oh, is this like a thing?
And he was literally go, no man, my fucking veins are done.
And the only fucking thing he could get it in yeah his foot
Yeah, and I was 13 and I didn't tell my parents that kind of thought well
That's weird, but then like we made good money. He paid his cash
We were stock boys and then I thought nothing of it and it was really until like
This moment that I thought that's pretty weird
Because it was like like probably it's not but it was Philly so we saw a lot of weird shit and it's also cool
Like this generation would go complain. They well what I'm saying is I didn't see coke until I'm not gonna say it
I saw coke never until a Hollywood set. I have no idea what's going on
What are you using drugs for? Not me. I get to the point though
Hollywood you talked about Yara
I know but I'm just trying to now figure out why. Okay, my Yaris was wrong, okay.
That was wrong. I'm saying,
shit that happens on a set, forget any drugs.
I think they've been worked out.
Do you know that actors hook up with actors?
Actresses and actors.
Wardrobe have had sex with actors,
or Wardrobe is hooked up with craft service.
That would be considered a crime now.
But people like each other.
They hook up.
That's okay.
And these people act like,
they have a fucking intimacy consultant.
What the fuck is that?
The fuck out of here?
Have you thought about this though?
Do you understand what I was talking about?
Sorry to stay on your timeline.
The kids in the 60s.
You took a Yaris and fucked up.
It should all right fine. You're a crazy
Johnny Depp did the hotel room he ruined it at the four seasons. I fucked up a house
Okay, go ahead you go back. Yes, I wanted to have a normal it's normal. This is normal. Yeah. I love it
Okay But you ever think about this, okay? I wanted to have a normal podcast. It's normal. This is normal? Yeah, yeah, I love it. Go ahead.
OK.
But you ever think about this, OK?
The kids from, you know, I mean,
they grew up in the 40s and 50s.
They became, you know, in their 20s.
They did the 60s, you know, the hippie movement,
all that stuff.
Yes.
And their parents were like, the music's devil worship.
The music's too loud.
I don't understand your nudity.
I don't understand your culture.
That's what we're doing to the younger generation now.
We're the old people now.
It's too loud.
I agree on being an old lady, but am I?
Yeah, you don't understand.
I do understand.
And we're trying, no, I do understand.
You don't understand and what I'm doing as an old man,
I'm trying to adapt to what they're saying because-
No, there's certain things that just don't make sense.
But that then-
But that then-
Showing your titty-
No, in reality.
Showing your titty,
what stock didn't make any sense to the people?
No, but that's a titty.
Now they would say, it's a dick.
That's true, that's why.
We have to say-
I know.
The whole thing, I don't wanna get in trouble.
We're not getting in trouble.
Okay, but the whole thing with like trans
Movement is beautiful. We've known trans our whole life. She had group and Philly. They were always just called transvestites
We work in Hollywood. There's tons of trans. Okay way before all this movement happened
Yeah, my whole thing is I try to address it in a way. I'm trying to do a joke about it
I can't haven't really do it yet. Yeah, which is basically like I have no
about it but I can't really do it yet. Which is basically like, I have no,
this connect is when somebody's wearing a Jill Sandor dress
and he has, you know, an Hermes mini,
but he has a beard and he still has a cock,
a nine inch cock.
There's nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with that.
But what the farmer in Iowa is gonna go,
hey bro, and he's like, fuck you.
And it's like all I'm saying is we were raised to see
that that cock represented still a dude.
Okay.
And so.
But we just don't understand.
Dude, what is that?
Yeah, yeah, I just.
I'm saying it's like,
it doesn't mean you're not gonna become a woman.
It doesn't. Go with not gonna become a woman.
Just go with the flow.
So we don't get in trouble.
But that's the thing.
Go with the flow.
See, you're scared.
You're scared.
I'm scared.
You're scared.
I'm scared of you, though.
But what I'm trying to say is that you can be that, and it doesn't mean you can't feel
that way and you can't live a beautiful life, that you have to educate the world a little
bit more for people that are like, well, raised it was that that's still there so I
Don't know why that's a pussy when it's a nine inch cock
Yeah, I get what you're saying is this race is not race at no
Impression was so real though. It's like what give an Oscar, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say
So the fact that you can't talk about certain subjects is crazy to me. Yeah, it's because we know what happens.
What the fuck happens?
Tell me, what the fuck happens?
You're gonna be canceled from what?
A fucking four year non-fucking going forward peacock deal?
Oh!
Wow.
The peacock executives aren't gonna show up at your sold out fucking shows you do at the main room and you destroy.
You know here's the thing pal, some of us dude in high school, we weren't a part of the fucking cool group.
I wasn't either.
I know, don't you want to get in?
We have been.
We are the ones.
Dude people love you.
We're the ones smoking weed.
We're the ones on chefs, people love you. We're the ones smoking. We're running on chefs.
Yeah.
Over Julia Roberts.
You had a fucking, you had a fucking dining
for 10 years that was on your fucking knob.
You guys aren't together anymore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You won.
I had a dime piece.
Yeah, you won dog.
Look at you.
Okay.
So weird, you guys fist bump.
I know but you're so.
How can you be so intimate with him? And that's for you. Okay. So weird, you guys fist bump. I know, but you're so intimate.
How can you be so intimate with him?
Wow, she just brod you.
But Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
She, you understand what that is?
Yeah, I know what it is.
It's like, I've never been touching your penis.
It's a dunzo.
Oh, shit.
A fist bump is a dunzo.
There's a gun to be bounders, but anyway,
let me say Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
but you do understand why I have the fears.
No, but wait, before we go into that.
Okay.
My trans rant wasn't anything bad against trans rights.
I think what you basically said is that you wish
there was like grace offered on both ends.
Like where it was just like, if we fuck up
that there is an understanding of why we fuck up,
and also there's an understanding of like both ways.
But you're so right, and I there's an understanding of both ways.
But you're so right, and I'm sorry, I don't want to cut you off.
It's just that I have a passionate thought.
You're exactly correct.
I know multiple people that are in different stages of transitioning, at least three.
And they don't get mad at any of this stuff.
We talk, we laugh.
Same, same.
It's the people virtue signaling in that corner, and it's like, okay, I'm just saying my brother
is older than me, me is a normal fucking dude
and he just learned what a pansexual was.
And it was like, you know, I'm like, don't say that shit.
That's the wrong thing to say.
But you have to give a little bit of leeway
to the fucking normal person.
There are people, you have to, you also have to kind of,
we have to agree that there are people who are like,
willfully trying to not understand.
100% but you can say the same thing about willfully
not trying to understand Asians, willfully not trying
to understand a fucking why I was in Tremors 6.
Like I mean there's all.
There's gonna be fucking haters everywhere.
That's Tremor movie but oh.
Thank you by the way.
There's not, no one's beyond reproach.
And we're, you know, we're saying it's like we should be able to talk about everything to the
point where I just saw him on the most popular podcast in the world and there was a subject brought
up and he didn't even want to talk about it and I totally was like I agree with you. And it's like
we can't talk about certain things and that's unhealthy. It's unhealthy. Without being cancelled.
Yeah. That's insane. Without being canceled.
That's insane.
You address it really well though.
You know what pissed me off?
What?
When you did that movie with John Voight,
I forgot what the movie was.
Did you follow that story?
Yeah, so what pissed me off,
here's what's pissed me off, right?
Is here, you, like for instance,
like if I, you know, it goes through your agent, right?
Yeah.
Right, so you get a call from your agent going,
here's a movie, it's got John Voight. Who else is in it?
John Voight, Stacy, Jack, dash, Joey Lawrence, all different
types of types, right? And you go, you know, I like the part
because I like the part, you know, when I saw I didn't see the
movie, I saw the trailer. Okay. Yeah, I thought you were great
in the trailer. Oh, that's that feels like you're man. And then
it comes out. And then they're like, Jamie Kennedy is right.
Wait, yes.
Yeah.
And I'm like, no, he just said yes to a movie.
Yes.
That use age.
A call, you know what I mean?
And it's like, oh, yeah, I'll do the movie.
Yes.
Because we like acting.
Wait on the Tim Allen Debra messing front.
That's a good one.
John Voight and Angelina Jolie.
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, that's games over
Because they're like father daughter and they're all right, you're right. Well. Yeah, I mean look listen
I want to comment on what he said on a comment that
First of all, thank you for following you welcome. You could you could have me on the pod then when the movie was out
Thank you for following me. You're welcome.
You could have had me on the pod then when the movie was out to promote it.
I was scared.
Exactly.
I bet you were.
Were you scared?
Oh yeah.
Were you actually fucking scared?
I was scared for you.
You were fucking scared.
I was scared for you.
And I didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything.
All I did was ask.
I was scared for no reason.
I didn't fucking beat no one's ass.
I didn't finger bang some chicken, fucking burgdum, Goodman.
I didn't fucking...
I didn't fucking call somebody fucking the wrong pronoun.
I literally acted.
I know.
Okay, but here's what I wanna tell you.
Tell me everything.
Is that, I wanna be transparent about that
because I love you brought up.
I was offered 80, I think $85,000.
Okay, and a little-
Pretty good.
Yeah.
How many days of work?
Uh, I was-
Nine months.
Oh no, I mean, listen, I've made more, I've made less, but you know, it's like, that's a healthy offer for this
day and age offers and the great offer.
And I think I got a piece of the back end, which I never saw, which happens.
But and I was a straight offer and a historical drama.
Yeah.
Now, obviously people in Silver Lake feel very differently about the history than the people in Irvine
Yeah, okay, and I was educated like a motherfucker the guy who produced the movie is fucking really smart
Yeah, and the minute I got it
I'm like this is a part where I get to look different and
The difference between me and you bro, and this is for everyone like there's no difference in Bobby
And this is for everyone like there's no difference in Bobby
Wearing a fucking fake nose on mad TV the skill set with which you do that or me in the Jamie Kenney experiment and
Someone doing it in cold mountain
We mean cold mountain Nicole Kidman. Whoa fake nose All right, Virginia Wolf. I don't know but she won an Oscar and she was great in it But that because it's some serious piece of art that has looked upon and revered
But Bobby doing it on Saturday night at 1 a.m. Yeah, and he plays a totally different character. It's considered funny
Yeah, I mean when I do it they go. I love your little skits. Yeah, I saw me the other day. They said oh, I loved your little skit
I did a thing and they go oh, I loved your skitit. I did a thing and they go, oh, I loved your skit.
And her boyfriend was like, skit, he's not your fucking clown.
Like, and it's this whole thing about comedy not being.
But long story boring is that I got to do this type of different look,
but I knew it was going to be in a drama.
So I'm like, oh, but this might move the needle.
Yeah, yeah. And look at John Voight is one of the,
I put him on my Mount Rushmore of actors.
He's a Mount Rushmore.
Look at it.
Have you ever seen Midnight Cowboy?
One of the best movies I've ever made.
You've seen it?
Yeah.
Midnight Cowboy is like insane.
And they have ever seen,
I'm walking here.
That's Dustin Huck.
Oh.
I know, but he's in the movie.
Yeah.
That was in the movie?
He's Joe Buck. But is that in the movie? Yeah, that was in the movie. He's Joe Buck.
But is that in the movie?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Dustin Huff, obviously.
If you ever watch heat, he's done so many amazing movies.
He's an amazing fucking actor.
So I get to work amongst the ills of greatness.
Yeah.
Okay.
Mission impossible.
Exactly.
I don't give a fuck about their political bullshit. Okay. Yeah, could you know be great if you interrupt it more?
Wait like anyway, I'm losing the bit
You're heckling. I just thought about like I've never done your podcast
Dude, I have a text from you asking you to do it. Yes. I did and you said okay
Finish and then you you said, okay. Finish, finish.
And then you're like, okay, I'm a little busy.
And then I'll do, you kind of said you were busy,
but then you were like, I can do it.
Never been asked.
I can make.
Never done it.
Let's move on.
Okay, I did.
So we have this movie and the movie comes out
and it's all this stuff they're saying,
I'm a right winger.
Yeah.
And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about dude first of all I pay my taxes I
just paid a fuckload of taxes yeah this is one of the reasons I think this like
I loved it this is my home and I love is William Forseth a right winger no he's
in the movie great actor great one of the best movie were you aware of like the
controversy around like Stacy Dash and like other people yes but I didn't give a fuck because she's a fucking legend
She's a great actress. I don't give a fuck what her views are. She's great
Okay, there was people in it that were not right wingers that were just in it
So to say and there was a lot of certain things that were truth. Here's an example. Do you know who Margaret's?
I try to remember this Margaret. Oh, yeah, you Yeah, you know Do you know Margaret Sanger is yeah?
Okay Margaret scientist
I'm not enough. I don't know enough about it, but she was one of the
She's a reason why you have a lot of rights as a woman
And she's basically the reason why you can go and have an abortion right now
Don't sound like that, but it's true
Look it up, but Margaret Sanger with with her progress, which a lot of women will be very happy with there was also a lot of smoke and
One of the things she did is she rumored that she hung around with the clan
Hmm, so one of the things is that Margaret Sanger
pushed Planned Parenthood, almost invented it,
but also was friendly with the Klu Klux Klan
and something called eugenics.
Yeah.
Now you can look this up, it's a very controversial thing.
People, both things can be true.
That's just like Gandhi, you know,
being this like revered man.
Also, some historians say that his whole thing
was laying in bed with young family members
and using them as a way to test his own self-control.
And it's like, that's fucking creepy.
Okay, he's edging, he's just edging it but Gandhi is also Gandhi
Let's go deeper. Oh, what about the fucking who's the new guy?
Who's the new guy new the new dude?
You know what I'm talking about not the Gandhi, but he's he fucks my brain is fucked. He fucks over the back
Tibetan dude
I'm sorry Vakram Swamy. You got, Ty Betten dude. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama.
I'm sorry, let's go to Dalai Lama.
I can't remember Dalai Lama.
I know, I know.
Well, no, was I God?
No, really?
Do you know what he is?
Do you know what he is?
Yeah, what?
The young boy comes up and he goes, give me a kiss.
And then he goes, tongue.
Yeah, I know.
And he goes, I know.
So let's be real.
How deep down this rabbit hole you want to go and the bellies are here for it
Because if you look at the comments in the last one we did it
What the fuck is that he tongue?
cultural heat oh my god
Tongue fucking dark. That's how I did nine-year-old boys. My cultural is cultural. I wasn't there. It's on the internet
Yeah, I wasn't there so there there's your example that's happening today.
That's cultural, bro.
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
It's on the internet.
I don't, I don't understand that,
but I don't know this suck on my tongue.
So, let me just say this, okay?
My father, I know, can I talk?
I love that she says chaos and I'm lumped into this.
All right, can I talk? Go, I love that she says chaos, and I'm plumped into this. All right, all right, all right, okay.
Can I talk?
Go ahead.
Can I talk?
All right, we can have, okay,
so my dad used to kiss me on the lips.
That's okay.
I'm just saying, but you go boop-boop.
I'll kiss him on the lips.
That's cute.
I know, but one time we were in school,
and I did it when he dropped me off,
and all the kids and the teachers were like,
whoa, that was weird.
For what did he do?
He kissed you on the lips.
I know, but they were like,
do your dad kiss you on the lips?
That's nothing wrong.
I know, I got no,
that's nothing wrong with it.
That accent, but.
But do you think there was anything wrong, Gil?
Don't make a long.
Cause we were like growing up with Filipino families.
I made that story up, sorry.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Are you?
Oh here he goes again.
Now he's gonna say I made it up.
You never kissed your dad on the side.
He did it once or twice.
I did it once or twice.
That's the school.
So when you grew up in a Filipino family,
like Gilbert and I,
it's so common for aunties, uncles to sort of like...
Suck your dick?
No, like touch your...
But like, when you say like, hi to them,
and it's almost like they see it as like a sign
of like, endearment, where they will literally
either grab your dick or grab your pussy
and like in a very quote unquote,
they hold back like they'll try to chase you,
you have to run away.
Sometimes, but they'll be like, wow.
Hold on a second guys.
Cultural, you weren't there.
We walked into a cultural, now this is going slowly
into a felony, so hold on.
It's true, like for instance.
I know it's true, but some people would say,
where's CPS, let's go back.
I'm just getting the Dalai Lama better than a doubt.
Okay, so you're like the kissing on the lips,
nothing weird about that.
Oh, hi Bobo, the grabbing of your dick,
okay, what are we talking about?
Now I find that weird.
The running away?
Yeah, yeah, but everyone's laughing, so.
Everyone's laughing and then they'll be like, oh, for instance, if I was Gilbert's
auntie, I would grab his dick. I'd be like, wow, you've grown. And then I'll be like,
stop. I had it. It's like, do you have a girlfriend now? You have a girlfriend now?
Yeah. And men on men, women on women, like I've been, my aunties have, you've been like,
wow, you just wrote. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying it's an Asian cultural thing.
Asian cultural to grab your next you junk.
And say, oh, what I'm saying.
How many tugs?
How many tugs are we talking?
And are you catching blood?
Well, and also, Jimmy, if they took a photo of that
and they put it on the newspaper,
people would have their own ideas.
I have my own right now
Anyway, then there's not in any way
Just fucking blight of math that's not talking building up and you're like, okay, let's go to fucking chick
No, what are you talking about anyway? Let me tell you something. That's a lot.
What's your opinion on that?
I mean, like obviously now if I had.
Really simple, it's very weird.
It's weird.
Okay, very weird.
Well, it's never, our hands never reached me.
I was always fast.
But she was trying to grab the dick.
Yes, but, well, hey, gotta be.
Maybe that's why you're fast now
is because of that exercise.
Cultural.
It's cultural.
It's like painting the, like in Chronicate.
The Cuomo brothers got kicked out of CNN because they touched the woman's back and they said,
we're Italian.
So I mean, listen.
Okay, let's go.
There's a lot.
Well, no, I'm in comment on it.
Okay, go ahead.
By the way, I'm Irish and I wish I had more hugs so like people would be like,
oh, what are you doing here? Like had more hugs so that people would be like,
oh, what are you doing here?
Like that was our picnic.
So I probably, we should probably meet in the middle
of where our cultures are.
You have to.
But here's what I wanna tell you is that
you just, oh, I fucking just lost my train of thought.
That's great.
And I meant to, fuck!
I'm so happy that happened.
I hate that when you gun down.
You gun down.
You're never gonna remember.
He's the agent of chaos. Yeah.
Because he doesn't want to go there. I don't want to go
anywhere. I would love. I would love you. I love you and I've
always loved you. I would love to put you in a straight jacket.
Tie you down. Have no vapes. Okay. The only way you get vape
smoke is someone blows it in your mouth and you keep your head
straight. Do you remember you fought for me for Kika Noshu?
Yes, of course.
He said no.
And then you said no.
The company did.
And then you said to them, I want to read with him.
We actually do look like.
We all kind of look similar.
Yeah, yeah.
You look oddly Asian there, Jamie.
Is anyone grabbing my junk?
Lookie lookie you're you were like it was like of the day, but it was also
Yeah, oh, I remember remind me I'm gonna go on this. I'm gonna go back to what we're talking
Remember my I'm gonna say Thomas Jefferson. Okay, so this is great. Let me tell you something
It's funny, bro, because I don't remember
everything because I had COVID like five fucking times in
my brain, but I got a lot. Okay. I'm sure your memory is
probably a little shot, right? For great. Okay. So dude, you're
so fucking funny. And I remember tell me if I'm wrong. This
was like your first big part in a movie. Yeah. But you to me are
everything that's example of what we should do is creative, is give
the best person the job.
And you were fucking hard.
That's what it felt like.
Because I remember, my brother and I drove to their office and you met me there and you're
like, I'm going to read with you.
Because they said, no, I'm going to read with you.
And so you read with me.
I felt so comfortable.
And I read with you and then I remember them giving you the job right then and there. Dude, yeah, I'm gonna read with you. And so you read with me. I felt so comfortable. And I read with you. And then I remember them giving you the job
right then and there.
Dude, yeah, I believe it in the room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just grateful that you fought for me
and I'll never forget it.
Thank you, buddy.
You've talked about it before.
You were just, but you were so good in the movie
and you're so funny.
And I tried to hang out with you more,
but you kind of isolated.
But you know who I really, no, I didn't. Yeah, Rose and Bob. You love who I'm connected with you more but you kind of isolated. But you know who I really no I didn't yeah Rosenbaum you got Rosenbaum connected
yeah you connected but you didn't really hang out with Rosenbaum on the movie
that much did you? No here's okay can I just say here's what here here's a deal
there was a time in my life when I showed up to movies and TV shows and
whatever I was working on and they didn't talk to any actors or created any
kind of relationships I was so scared I just just do my lines, do this thing and leave right?
I get that. It's only in the last ten years where I can walk into a job and
come out with it with real friends and relationships because I'm confident in
my ability but then I wasn't so am I bad? No dude. I'm so happy that you came here
today. I'm happy to be here. I thought that we um I
Think we touched on a lot of fun things
Is it over? No, it's not. Okay. I didn't know if you're wrapping up. I'm not wrapping up
Okay, no, but can you sit with you so do me a favor? You do me a favor, huh?
Is he here yet? Yeah, okay, so there's a guy
Did that lady leave because no no no no because of this, so there's a guy. Did that lady leave because she's here? No, no, no, no.
No, because of this guy.
So there's a guy.
So this, okay, no, but check it out.
There's a guy here.
We have an hour.
I know we do an hour.
We just keep going.
I know, no, but we have another guy here
that they're making and bringing in here.
I don't want.
He's like a crazy person.
Don't say that.
He, I think he says he's 50, but we think he's 70.
No, it's a town there, explain it to him.
He's trying to be like an entertainer
But he has like 1.2 million followers. I feel like this is a setup. No, it's not a swear to God
We're being swear on your auntie. I swear on all my aunties. Okay, George. Okay, so you what do you want?
Tell him so you test that Mike
No, but I don't I don't even need one of him sitting next to Jamie. Maybe Jamie should be
One more time maybe go scoot over like I don't want don't even need one of him sitting next to Jamie. Maybe Jamie should be One more time maybe go scoot over legs. I don't want you to get really that near him. Is that okay?
What's his name?
Jimmy Lee Jimmy. Yeah. Yeah, cool. I feel like this is a Jamie Kennings burn. I swear
I by the way, Jamie Jamie are my favorite show me Jamie on my sobriety and on our friendship on your gluten-free
Yeah, yeah, I'm. This is not a thing.
You can leave if you want.
Wait, who booked up?
You can leave if you want to.
They did, and I didn't.
Who wrote me, Susan?
Have you heard of the show?
You've heard of H3 podcast with Ethan Fine?
Yeah, of course.
He's a regular on H3.
Okay, so what's this?
Is Jimmy Lee here?
That's him?
Hey.
Hey, what is that?
Hi, Jimmy. We have a present. Hey, what is that? Hi, Jimmy.
Okay, what is it? Yeah.
My hotel. Okay. No, sit down. Sit down. Jamie, sit down.
Yes, it does. Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
This is yeah. Come on. I feel like you guys watch this together
What's in here this is compliments from my hotel the Peninsula Hotel. Yeah, is that fancy? Oh, yeah, okay?
I don't know you're invited. I'm not going
Okay, I gotta be angry about I'm not angry about it all you know I mean
But I'm not hostile at all. So I'm wondering, Jimmy, right? Yes, James, anyone on your food. May I,
may I, Bobby? Put the headphones on if you want. I'm driving, but thank you. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Um, wait, what's in here? I would love it, Bobby would open it. I think. Can I ask
you this? What's on your head? Well, a guy came up to me. I mean I'm eating Bobby get this I mean lunch and James with me
Yeah, and a guy runs up and says you play for the New York Jets. Yeah, and I said why do you think I play for the New York?
Did you wear in a football helmet?
I thought I was Joe name it. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. That's why my knees went pit my wife thought it was for
Yeah, yeah, my wife's got them for Bobby by the way.
Gastrointestinal thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's not real.
Well, we'll talk.
Okay, let's move on.
By the way, King Charles says hi.
I was there last week.
King Charles?
Yeah, who's that?
From England.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, tell them I said hi too.
The little guy that had the prostate problem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Open your gift, Bobby.
What?
Open your gift. I would love Bobby if you'd open your. It's it. It is from the hotel a fruit now
It's something you'll love it's it's one of your favorites. Can I look at it? I would love you to yes, please. Oh, it's Asian food
Yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you
Tell what it is. It's uh, this is our Korean food. It's got some
Okay, tell them what it is. It's a, this is Korean food.
It's got some bulgogi, some rice,
come some kimchi and some.
Wait a minute, go, go, there's another one.
There's another one, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the same thing, man.
Oh, is it?
Oh shit, I told them to do different stuff.
Son of a bitch.
They thank you so much.
I'll put this in the fridge,
I'll eat Korean food later.
Thank you very much.
I'm just trying to be a Elvis,
because I have that, I'm learning how to do.
So you're, so you're from Florida? Thank you very much. I'm just trying to be a Elvis, because I have that, I'm learning how to do.
So you're from Florida?
New Jersey, you're close.
I don't know.
You know what I like, Jamie did his research.
You got an accent.
He did his research real well.
You got an accent.
New York, Philly.
Yeah.
Philly, what do you do?
You an actor?
Should I tell him Bob what I do?
I don't know.
This is the first time I've ever met you.
There's no need to be hostile.
I'm not being hostile, but we can say that.
I'm a dentist by day and a so-called comedian by night.
You are?
Yes.
How do you feel about just gums?
Gums?
Yeah.
You'd have, I don't know.
I don't have a joke though.
You have few I don't know. If a woman was going to have a joke, if a woman not. You have two choices, Jimmy. The option earlier was a toothless woman with good breath
or a fully toothed woman with bad breath.
How about neither?
Oh, that's also a good answer.
Yeah, that's a good answer.
Yes, sure.
What?
So I'm confused.
Is this real?
What?
You don't know each other?
I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never.
For real.
And you came on this pod, What are you gonna promote? I'm gonna let Bobby's the host, whatever he wants to
talk about. It's up to him. He has a real silly accent because he's had hoost. Oh really? Yeah, you have a hoogie.
Well, we got a message from Ethan. Yes. You gotta have this guy on. I don't know, right?
But then it's like, then I said no. I sort of got, and then Georgia goes, oh, he's coming today.
So I don't know what's going on, but it's really good to have you.
You're wearing the same outfit as Jamie.
I know what you think. This is a reverse work.
And no, not only we got the same outfit, but bracelet.
I know. But why do you have that? That's what's fucking weird.
Cause you got the same outfit as me. You got the same bracelet.
You're from Philly.
Now this is weird.
This is a work.
This is a work.
This is a work.
Jimmy talk on the mic.
Jimmy talk on the mic.
This is a work.
Sorry.
I'm from Upper Dorby, Philly.
Are you really?
Yeah.
So my, um.
This is a work.
My uncle, my uncle's from Penn Orth Avenue in Upper Dorby.
I know exactly where that is.
Yeah.
That's a Reno. Reno, actually. My mom's side of the family. That's weird in Upper Dorby. I know exactly where that is. Yeah, that's a Reno.
Reno, actually.
My mom's side of the family.
That's weird, Upper Dorby.
Where do you do comedy?
I haven't seen you around in a certain way.
Oh, a lot of shows in the men's room,
because my jokes are shit, to be honest.
I mean, you're a skin and I'm not from the body.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's not to fully develop, Joe?
The kids are, but not the jokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How long have you been doing?
I got two kids, Bobby, and the Philippines, too,
and two home. Wait, whoa, whoa. The truck stopped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long have you been doing? I got two kids Bobby and a Philippines two then two home. Wow. The truck stopped. How long have you been doing comedy? I've
been doing comedy ten years I started doing stand up that didn't work. What did? The stand
up. Okay. Everybody told me to sit down and then I did street comedy and I started getting
these views from Brazil when I did all the street comedy. Street comedy mean on the street?
On the street? No on the street comedy. Yeah, Street comedy mean on the street on the street
No on the street comedy like insult style very offensive and the more offensive I was the more views I got right
So that's what I heard that you're a friend so rip out me a little bit
Or in terms of your race or your weight
Let's go. Let's start with rays. Let's go with Ray. Ray, so you're Korean? Yeah.
Okay. I don't think I have a joke for you.
Wow, you're really good.
Really good.
Well, my wife is actually Hong Kong Chinese. I'm not joking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I took her to the doctor, Bob, for six years.
Yeah.
And every time I took her, he said, your wife has malaria.
Your wife has malaria.
Yeah.
So I took her last year and she finally said,
you know, my wife's Asian.
He said, now you tell me.
So I called Jamie, Jamie said,
you gotta find a little doctor.
So I switched.
I switched, I switched doctors.
There's no need to be angry.
What, do you guys know each other?
Oh, you're Upper Dorby.
I had on diner.
Apparently I went with him to Hong Kong.
Was your wife Asian? She, no, actually actually wait a minute. What about his cock?
Talk about his cock. Yeah. Well. Well, he's got four inches and that's the width that I know I
Know when he flops it over the shoulder. He gives the guy a black guy. I know about these guys. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, this is so fucking weird here. Hold on. This is not real. Yeah
Yeah, what's not real who are these?
Oh weird, so this is Mitch. Yeah, I don't believe I believe this is a work
Do you know you know this is not real? I don't believe this is
I would not come in with an adidas and
Jamie Kennedy experiment I would not come in with an adidas and these flies.
Jamie Kennedy experiment.
How the fuck do I go?
Oh no, no, no.
And you're letting these dudes in.
I wouldn't let these dudes in.
I swear to God, we swear on something.
I swear on the dolly lobs.
I swear to God, let me tell you something right now.
Jamie, honestly.
Jamie, you can leave right now if you want.
He didn't know.
You can leave right now.
It's not going to fucking affect. I regret even asking you to stay now. Oh, you can leave right now. You know, he didn't know you can leave right now. It's not going to fucking affect.
I regret even asking you to stay.
No, that's not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, it's real on my life.
Honestly, I don't know.
Why would you let strangers in?
I don't know.
I'm bad.
Who the fuck is this white guy?
Who are you?
He's like an old timey Mexican over there with a fucking weird
much chili that's chili palm his son from get shorty that's Danny Palmer okay
if you say so yeah those guys came in the film you're oh oh oh guess what came
in the film you know you get a fat girl in bed Kailah what is that you got to get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake. That's
you wrote that.
Did you hear that joke?
Piece of cake.
Yeah, but what was the setup?
How do you get a fat girl in bed? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pretty good or no, no good.
It's good. But is it a street joke or is it your joke?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. A street joke to a fat girl.
As I say, you have something on your chin.
She said, why say your other chin?
That's a street joke. Yeah, okay.
I need to know what's happening so these guys came in hold on I'm gonna ask you a question they don't have
sweatsuits though I know did they come in to film your content they came in to
help it Bobby would allow it but you didn't even ask yeah you didn't ask
that's true what do you have to? What are you guys filming? For social media. Are you guys real?
Are you real?
Like, is this real or is this a work?
Jeanie, why would I work?
You dude.
Because that's what we do.
No, I would never work.
This is kind of unbelievable.
You have to be, it's crazy.
This is so bizarre.
Then you got these dudes.
Then you got your hair.
Is that your hair?
A nice, perfect spray on high.
So I'm like, this is a character.
Yeah, I know.
Is this real?
I can't believe it's real.
This is Kevin B. Salon, very famous guy.
Kevin B. Salon.
So these guys, because if it was for my podcast,
I'd be like, yo, yo, yo, yo, well, who are these guys?
What are you doing?
You're not doing that.
So it makes me think that you are in on it.
The funny thing is, it's not? You're not doing that. So I'm as a mix me think that you are in on it But it looks it looks like it would be a set up
But it's not just let me just talk to my friend Jamie real quick
Okay
Yeah, to get a fact on bad. Yeah, it cook it. I would know cocaine. Yeah. Yeah, he's a cake. I mean I said cupcake
I don't like jokes like that.
Anyway, my point is this.
Okay, look at me right now.
Okay?
I can't.
No, look at me right now.
Okay?
Go ahead.
I swear to God on my mother's life.
Oh, God.
Right?
I just found out a minute before you were coming over, he's like, we're going to do 10
more minutes with some other guy.
I go, how does that work?
This and that.
I go, who is it? So I had to educate myself on it.
And then like, I don't know.
I don't know who these two guys are.
I don't, that's why you could leave it any moment.
It's not a prank or anything like that.
I want you to feel that way.
How would I know that you were gonna dress like that?
This is what I think.
You watched this and then you said,
let's fuck with Jamie.
We'll hire this guy to wear an Adidas sweatsuit.
And it's this. It's this. It's a tell and we're from Philly it's a
tell yeah we're from Philly yeah come on this is here yeah I would I never my
mom I never texted anybody and her mom doesn't run the pod I'm looking in
people's eyes to see which one is lying I can look in honest I'm I'm just I'm looking in people's eyes to see which one is lying.
I can look in the eyes to see.
I'm almost believing it.
You're good, you're selling it as you believe it hard.
I'm looking at you and you kind of are selling it
that it's real.
If you can touch my armpits right now,
that would prove to you that this wasn't the best.
Is there sweat?
It's not a plan.
It's not a plan.
Because it's uncomfortable.
No, because I don't know,
when there's a lot of people in a room I don't know
and I know I'm not in on it, I sweat.
So that should be proof enough.
Jamie, I think over the left,
if I'm wrong, correct me.
I think over the years
you've got a little more paranoid maybe.
100%.
Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, it's not a conspiracy against you.
Right?
The election wasn't stolen.
Well, there was some weird ballots.
That's right. The Earth is round. The Earth is round. The election wasn't stolen. Well, there was some weird ballots
Right the couple stuff earth is round here earth is round. I want to call it Columbus. What a minute Yeah, is it is there a lake above us? I?
Don't know space real. Hey. Yeah, it's right. It's all I'm saying is this guy's still setting up an iPhone
Which you might want to consider this tech help. Well, we literally have one more minute.
So I don't know how.
Can you do some before we're done?
Yeah, I'll give you two more minutes.
But we're done.
Dan, can you do something?
I want to know what you do something, Dan, on the phone.
You were asked, they asked you and they said you've got a big following.
So he says, Hey, my friends come in, but I really don't know them.
So stay.
So I did.
But I just thought it was a prank.
So this is your time. And you have 1.2 million and are they all real followers?
There's no way despite what age three says good question
I'll tell you why because because based on your like ratio and your followers. It's not real. I'm sorry
I don't want to be okay. I know we confrontational. Oh, so you're not how old are you? Let's see
How old are you 1.2? How old are you? I'm fine. How are you? No, how?
How old are you? 1.2. How old are you? I'm fine. How are you? How old are you? What's this called? The Jersey Y? I have another question. We're not allowed to discuss that.
Are you part Asian or are you just Asian cosplaying? My wife's Asian. I'm American.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not Asian. Where's the cosplay? I think in that last picture,
I think there was the one you just had up with Bobby. That's that's Kevin B. Yeah. We have the
Instagram up. That's you, Tiger. I honestly genuinely thought he was Asian from that picture.
That's because I took my wife's maiden name for my stage name. That's not okay. Hold on. Can I just
go back? Can I just look at something? Okay. So you have 2, 2,900 likes and 21 comments on 1.2.
Yeah.
That's what...
Yeah, yeah, the ratio's not right.
Bro.
Yeah, just...
Come on, bro, this is good.
I don't like lies.
I don't like lies.
Be honest with me, dude.
Bro, this is a moment.
What?
This is a moment.
Is that your...
You bought some followers.
I didn't.
So your company did these fucking guys?
No, I don't know
I just met them. No, you didn't
Okay, right here
2500 there's Evan funk from funk or yeah, yeah what now brah?
You have one comment I took the one comment. I took them down. I didn't like one
Comment, so you had seventy seven hundred thirty comments. No, I make these brawlers yourself
So no, what is it? Mason makes them who my
Social media guy Mason. Oh really? Yeah, I don't make them
I post them do you remember when we'd have to get our lawyer to like sign off before we were film?
I know I know. That's not the way I know. These guys now got content.
Hahaha. It's insane, but wait. You're getting funny.
Oh, oh, thank you.
Oh, fuck you. God's fired. God's fired.
Yeah, Jimmy. Give me Jimmy.
Repetible. Repetible. I know, I'm teasing. I'm being silly.
How? I'm confused of what's happening here.
Yeah. So you are an agent of chaos.
I'm what? You're an agent of chaos.
Who's sometimes just a dead man.
Yeah, we do Panamanian mayhem and chaos on the street.
That's what I'm looking for.
Okay, so you're like a, okay.
What are your dreams? Like what's the big goal?
My goal?
Yeah. In life.
Well, should I tell him, Dan?
I just want to get famous. I'm an older guy. I'm financially successful. Oh, there you I
Heard you I like the honest I know I believe that I do but you also was claiming they was in his 50s
And I don't think so. No older. You're you're uh, you're in the ballpark
In the ball you get up give the number. Why are you scared about the number?
We have to get a little work done as we get older.
I'm not gonna lie about that.
You look great at the same.
You look great.
Aw.
You know, Bobby, I love you.
Not that way, as a brother.
I get it.
How long were you practicing denses?
I still am.
Wow.
And your clients, like what are you like when you're doing?
I'm not Jimmy Lee when the dental office.
I'm normal. And I'm a good staffer. Do you know who Ken'm normal. Do you know who Ken Jeong is?
Do you know who Ken Jeong is?
He's the comedian doctor.
He's a but a legendary comedian and a legendary doctor.
He went to Duke.
I know he went to Duke.
He was a real doctor.
Are you that level?
Or are you like the fry?
I'm a doctor, but I'm a dentist.
I'm not a doctor.
I'm a dentist.
But I know, but would you get your degree at the fry?
I got my degree at, I'm a dentist. But I know, but would you get your degree at the dry?
I got my degree at Rutgers dental school now.
Was you an ENJ in New Jersey?
You didn't feel fulfilled by just being a dentist.
You still wanted more.
So, coming from a Jewish family,
that you have to be a doctor.
So my brother became an anesthesiologist.
Wow, okay.
And I became a dentist.
And then, but as you get older, you know,
you have this passion of what you love.
And it doesn't leave you.
And what happens is you get older, Bob.
You really want to do what you enjoy.
It doesn't make me money, but it makes me feel good.
And my job makes me money, and I don't like it
as much anymore.
You had a midlife crisis.
I've been having it, Bob, for the last 15 years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
So you just wanna be famous.
Yeah, and Howie and I were talking about,
he said it's sad that-
Howie who?
Howie Mandel, you know Howie.
You did his podcast?
Yeah.
How are you getting on all these pods?
Ethan was a big help and I wanna thank you.
Wow.
Ethan for me, three to three.
I mean, I respect your honesty
about saying you just wanna be famous.
Yeah. Yeah yeah I do
and and it will help you I just want to be loved because I think growing up my mom was bipolar
and my father took care of mom and my brother I didn't get love so I just want to be loved by the
world I don't want money from people I just want to be loved and I do it through comedy and my
personality your mom love you I think my mom was, Bob, and it was hard for her to take care of us.
So we were like eight years old making breakfast and lunch for ourselves.
Because your dad was taking care of her all the time.
Well, my dad worked and my dad took care of my mom and she had to go to the psychiatrist.
And it was one thing I thought. So, you know, it's funny when you're young, you don't realize
the environment you're into, you're older, and then you realize it to you. It's normal because that's your kid, you don't realize the environment you're into your older
And then you realize it to you
It's normal because that's your kid and you don't realize it to your older
Yeah, but I have that void and I'm not upset. I have that void. I just fulfill it through
I'd like to make people feel good and laugh and be you know, you know, I'll be honest with you dude
At first I was didn't know what to expect. Mm-hmm, but you're you know, you remind me what you just said it hit home with me.
Oh thanks Bob. Thank you. That makes me feel like. No that makes me feel good. Because
Howie said a little something like that too. I love that you and Howie share the same thing but
I'm over here. I said the same thing. I said how I feel the fucking void, but I'm over here
I'm sorry I fucking checky green. Oh, I'm sorry. I like your arm is yeah
But you came in you just have to come in normal lay the table normal and then talk
But you came in all fucking crazy you got these two. I don't know, these are your fucking fuck boys, your friends, your nephews.
We've got like a Matt Ryfee.
You got a Matt Ryf.
These dudes.
And he's got the guy Gomez from fucking Adam's Family.
Gomez, I'm the Adam's Family.
And they roll up and Bob is like,
I don't know who I'm gonna interview.
Right, right.
But then you got real.
Do you believe that it was on a prank?
Do you believe me now?
I believe you a lot more.
I do believe you're a dentist because your hands
are very clean and as a dentist you have to have the
crown on your hand.
I wanted to be a proctologist Bobby,
but that's a job you started at the bottom and stay there.
And I didn't want to do it.
Hello folks.
Hello.
You're all weak folks.
Hello.
Don't get in the you who room down there at Flappers.
Now there's something that's a comedian.
There's something called being on and being off. Okay. Thank you
The reality realm so we had you real and then you went back on when I go back off
Yeah, we went again. Go go back once you like we don't want we're a doctor James. Weiner not to me
No, we're Bob's big boy right now. You just had a great set. It's about 1245. We're gonna get milkshakes
I want to talk about shit. Oh milkshake. Okay.. You know what I'm saying? How are your children? I have two boys. How are
they? Happy? They're good kids. Oh. They're good kids. One's in dental school, one's in college.
Oh wow. You're making them go to dental school, the thing that you didn't want to do.
I answer that Bob. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I want them to be professionals and make a comfortable living. And I did what
my mom said, go to school. But my dad is on kick talk wearing white glasses. Be professional.
He's funny. He's funny. I'm passing funny. I'm just confused. No, because I'll tell you what
happened when I grew up. Yeah. My mom pushed when we were kids, you have to be doctors,
you have to be doctors.
So we went, so we were professionally successful
and we had money and then once we have that,
whatever you want to do, do.
You see, and that's what I'm telling my kids.
Go to dental school, I'm gonna work hard
to keep the business for you.
Have a fall back plan.
And then if you want to have fun when you're successful
and have money, do what you want,
but don't do it the other way around. And that's what my mom did when I was a kid. Go ahead. Never works
No, there's no fallback plan if it worked you wouldn't be here right now in white fucking knockoff satchis
Okay, because here's what other knockoffs. It's true. You are a dentist, but here's what I want to tell you
Madonna has a great quote. I believe you okay Madonna has a great quote But here's what I want to tell you. Madonna has a great quote. I believe you. Madonna
has a great quote. Madonna has a great quote. She says, it takes 48 hours in a 24-hour day to
become a global icon. The fallback plan is death. Think about that. Because she said, let me ask
you a question. If you wanted to be a dentist, did you have a fallback plan of being a doctor in case the dentist treated and work out?
No, a lot of people apply me dental and let me I didn't get in medical so I wanted to be a dentist
Let me help you
That's disrespectful to dentistry correct
Just you know what we do on interviews. No, yes or no. I might tell you this is simple or yes or no, simple or no, yes or no. Just as simple or yes or no.
That is, it's, okay.
It's disrespectful to comedy to think you can make it and have a fallback plan.
You have to be all in living in your car, fucking getting groped, all of that.
So what I'm telling your kids right now, if they're not happy, don't make them fucking go
to Dennis' school.
There's no fucking jobs anymore, dude.
AI will fucking take over every guy in three fucking years.
This is all a wrap.
There's probably not even gonna be an election.
You kidding me?
I voted for Goldwater.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goldwater voted for Wilkie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. It's a Barry Goldwater joke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Goldwater. Yes. He voted for Wilkie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Wow. Yeah. It's a Barry Goldwater joke. It'll hit
somewhere. It's gonna hit somewhere. Jimmy Jimmy. Jimmy
Jimmy. You wanna plug something? I plug my my my my
social media. What's your social media? It's the Jersey
Outlaw. The Jersey Outlaw. Follow him. My YouTube channel
Jimmy Lee the Jersey outlaw
Well, our reels are there and my Twitter, which is Jimmy Lee outlaw. All right
That's in the show. Yeah, and thank you. Thanks for the Korean food. Thank you. Very nice. I love it
Little racist. Why I don't eat this shit man
How zones you know what you eat and I talked to my hotel and they recommended Korean barbecue
So we got it for you. I didn't do it upset. Yeah, I want to be nice. I don't get upset. Okay
I find all thoughts of Jamie
Jamie Jamie hates me. No, he loves I don't hate you at all. I love you. He loves you dude if I wouldn't have stayed here
Yeah, I just didn't know what was happening because I haven't seen Bobby in a while
There's a lot of history. I haven't either seen Bobby in a while
Is that a joke no me you look like you're waiting for a comedian to show up or something
Fuck I just wanted to promote my anti-abortion
We'll cut it together. I just wanted to promote my anti-abortion move.
That's all I wanted to do.
All right.
So anyway.
I have trauma from this.
I know you don't.
Just his auntie.
No.
All right, let me ask you a question.
Wait, are you Jewish?
Did your aunt ever grab your junk and go,
you've gotten very big, Myron.
How do you know that?
And it's like, man.
In your face, dude.
The Jews do it too.
No, Filipino.
Filipino, but they grab each other's junk and go,
oh, you're ready for dating scenes?
Is that racist?
No, no, no.
We're good.
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We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Now we're good. I fucking have pink guns. I'm fucking. Yeah. I don't want to get paranoid You're fine. You're from Philly. I would never well Jersey. When did you start taking the subway?
I know you want to end the show when you start?
You want me going already?
When are you gonna end it? When did you take the subway? I started taking it eight subway? I didn't call Ethan
Please choose don't take see we take the subway. That's why it helps my paranoia
Yeah, you talk to the microphone there's a subways in Philly. There's a ton of I know there's subways in New York
It's called a septa
We're trying to get a hold of Ethan right now. Yeah, I'm gonna call you put it on my clip that pull Ethan clip the subway
He ain't gonna pick up I know right he knows I'm you know you're here
DM them
No Jimmy's here with now, okay, what the fuck dude
What the fuck I give you real people I give you what the hell am I? I know man. That's why I said it's a personal favor. You know what I mean? Yeah, but what is it?
Alright, so you owe me one
Yeah, I can owe you definitely. I owe you a favor now. Okay. Sure. Alright, cuz this guy's weird called in anytime
He's how old is he?
Jimmy, I believe he's 67. We've we've figured out way off. That's okay
67 is that is real hairline
It's painted yeah
His followers, his followers. His followers, is his followers real?
Because we looked at the like ratio and follow ratio, it doesn't match.
Well, let me put it this way.
We did an analysis of...
And it's like 95% of them are in Brazil.
Yeah, it's backwards, it's 5% in Brazil. He can't know. No, no, I heard it's 95%
daily backwards. You can get more daily new followers than like Kylie Jenner.
Same same. Jamie. Yes. Anyway, Ethan, thank you. You owe me one. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Like a meal, like a really good meal whatever you need
okay buddy I love you bye I love you too
that was fast pretty fast yeah you're quick yeah anyway yes sir you want to
plug it I did is that. Well, God bless you.
Guys, I gotta go.
But let's just say good-bye.
Alright, Eric, give Jamie a round of applause.
Love you guys. In a world where cloud is the new currency, you're interrupting my stream.
Are you getting any followers with this one girl?
What's your name?
At June forever.
Your real life actual name.
We'll have to find a way to clear her name.
The police question me.
You're the common denominator, June.
And solve the crime.
You watched too many movies.
Esther Pavitsky is Drugstore June.
Also starring Bobby Lee, B.E. Joel Osman, James Reimar, Beverly DeAngelo, and Matt Walsh.
In theaters this March, go to drugstorejune.com.