Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Beefing With The FBI w/ Insane Clown Posse (Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J) | Your Mom's House Ep. 749
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Remember the scene where he bathed his mother?
Oh.
And I was like, could you imagine doing this with Charm?
No.
There's also a scene where he kills his mom.
So.
Ha ha ha ha.
Y'all already know how men be.
OK, yeah, I can't drop the M bombs.
That's going to go viral.
Oh, it's amazing.
That's going to go fucking viral.
Yeah.
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Stanii.
Welcome.
Good morning.
Buongiorno.
Your toilet Italian is getting really good.
It's getting better.
I didn't want to compliment you the other night
because I don't want your head to get too big.
Yeah.
You thought that that would affect me
if you complimented me on that?
Something I've been doing for two years. one compliment would throw me for a loop.
Yeah. I was like, I don't want to get him.
Well, the other day, I actually was tempted to write you a letter.
I told you this because I'm so proud of you.
I know. And then you're like, but I didn't because I thought that'd be gay.
What? Hey, by the way, it's not.
I know I'm trying to look at me. It's not. You can do that.
That'd be appreciated. Okay? But then I know I'm being sincere. Just look at
listen. Listen, I thought I should take pen to paper and let you know just how
far you've come and how proud I am. That's really nice. And I think a couple and
what would build. But then listen, but then I pictured you reading it and being
like that's great. And you just put it aside.
That's not how I would read that.
I'm letting you know.
That's not how I would read that, okay?
Hey, that's not how I would read that.
All right.
Okay.
I guess I'm harkening back to our poorer times together.
You know why,
because we've lost something in our house.
What?
We've lost something in our house.
We've lost something?
You know what I'm talking about.
What did we lose?
I don't know if I want to bring it up this soon,
but it's been reminding me of our poorer days.
Okay.
When we had to wipe our own butts. Don't bring it up this soon, but it's been reminding me of our poorer days. Okay. When we had to wipe our own butts.
Don't bring that up.
Jesus Christ.
Why would you even, you're ruining the mood.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Everything was fine.
Mashing shit into ourselves all the time.
It's very sad.
It's very sad.
I don't know whether I should tell you guys what you're going to do.
So our Toto washlet has stopped working.
Toto of course is the washlet, the bidet, if you will, that sprays water into our ass.
The toilet talks to you.
The seat lifts up by itself,
it warms you, it bathes you, it comforts you.
I learned that the Japanese get credit for it,
but there was actually an American that designed it
and sold the patent to them.
So even though everyone goes Japanese-Japanese,
there was actually an American designer
who came up with that.
Oh, wow.
The point is it's not working.
The GoFundMe is set up for you guys
to hopefully do the right thing.
It's been a horrible few days.
It's tragedy, it's tragedy.
There's some things going on in the world.
I know Ukraine, Gaza and shit,
but the Toto watchlet that is not working in our home,
I think we know suffering is my point.
I think we know what it is to suffer.
And it is mashing shit into your own ass
with paper like a fucking barbarian.
Like a mule.
And then not only that, I have to now flush the toilet
on my own, which as you know from the last episode we did,
I blocked up two toilets doing that.
You're a big shitter.
Everybody knows you're a big shitter and a big wiper.
And this is, yeah, you have to press the button on your own.
It's terrible.
It's really, it's kind of like, I don't want to say anything that people wouldn't like,
but it's kind of like slave labor is what it feels like.
And it feels like we're doing like...
Slavery.
Yeah.
It does feel that way.
Oh, I got a reach over here.
I got to push it. It's supposed to do it automatically.
Well, thank God the flush button works.
That's about the only thing left.
Yeah, that could have been a real fucking nightmare.
And the seat warmer still works.
And every time I plunk down on it,
I thank the Toto for still working with the heat.
I'm thankful for it.
Yeah.
So if you think we're lost touch, let me tell you something.
We're right back there with you now.
There's no
Back to our rampart days spraying our assholes, and you know what I've reverted to doing this morning shit to shower again Wow, mm-hmm. Remember we discovered this about it like what 12 13 years ago that Ari
Shafir does the same. Yes technique. We learned this back in the Silver Lake. He does something vile
I don't know if you do it quite like he just shits and then just stands up. Yeah, that's what I do Shafir does the same technique. We learned this back in the Silver Lake days. He does something vile.
I don't know if you do it quite like he just shits
and then just stands up.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Ooh.
I do.
And then I go into the shower and then I wash my own ass.
It's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.
And I don't use a washcloth.
I just do hand and soap.
Oh.
What do you think of them apples?
Can I tell you something? The pores are gonna like this. I threw through my
course of my own discovery of like what they're like and what they do and my
investigation into washcloths. I started using washcloths for like my
asshole. Wait this is a this is a YBH exclusive.
I'm your spouse and I don't even know this.
What are you talking about, in the shower?
Yeah, in the shower, yeah.
Cause I was like, oh, it really does help clean your asshole.
So you've been taking in, by the way,
I use those for my face.
Yeah, I use them on my asshole.
This is what I take my makeup off with.
Yeah, I use it for my asshole.
Oh, cool.
Yeah. Wow. Cause it really, cause what happens is. Yeah, I use it for my asshole. Oh, cool. Yeah. Wow.
Because it really clink.
Because what happens is you pull it up and it's all brown.
And you just kind of rinse it and then you do it again.
And then when it finally is white, yeah, you're good.
This is my face.
Here, let's play this opening clip.
Thanks.
OK, here we go.
I'm a funny motherfucker who respects women.
And I got a huge cock and some nice biceps
And I'm like six foot tall so that helps to your mom's house with Tom Segura. Tom Segura. And Christina Pajitza.
Christina Pajitza.
Welcome to your mom's house.
OK, here we go, right?
Oh, yeah?
Oh, wow.
Come on, dude.
One.
Stop somewhere near me.
It's fun to watch.
I like watching it.
I like to hear it.
I like to buy that drum set.
How did we start today?
You were going to what?
You were going to write a letter?
I was going to write a letter to tell you how proud I am of all of our life together
and what you've accomplished and what we've done together.
And then I thought better of it.
I thought, nope.
I don't want, I don't want, because I just see you. This is this is usually when I give you anything. I remember better of it. I thought, nope. I don't want, I don't, because I just see you.
This is, this is usually what I give you anything.
I remember.
Hold on.
You usually put it aside and then you go like that.
That's right.
This is literally you when I give you anything.
Oh, thanks.
No, no, this is, this is a lie.
And you're very, very, you're a liar
and you're damaged and you're not listening.
You, I'll be like, hey, I want to tell you something.
And it's sincere.
You're like, okay.
Jesus, this is fucking weird.
That's it, you're like the Joker.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was trying to tell you something sincere.
You're like, I know, I just saw these feelings,
I don't like this shit, that's you.
I am, I tell you, you know, I can't watch that movie
if I'm even remotely depressed, because I'm like, yep. I guess. I tell you, you know, I can't watch that movie if I'm even remotely depressed
because I'm like, yep.
I guess it's different for me because I laugh so hard in that.
You do. You were L.O.L.
L.L. last night. Yeah.
We rewatched it together and I'm like, this isn't a comedy, babe.
The bet when he kills that dude in his apartment and the little guy's heart.
The little guy. Yeah, the, ah, ah. The little guy.
Yeah, the apartment made me laugh the most.
I know.
I think because there's so many,
I mean he is trying to be a stand-up comedian.
Yeah.
And if you're wondering what it's like
to be a stand-up comic, that is exactly what it's like.
The comedy store is a mental hospital.
Like, it's-
That's exactly what it's like.
Most comed, like you look back on your career
as a comedian and going and doing spots in different clubs.
I mean, half the people that walk in for spots are just a couple, like a degree off from
Joaquin Phoenix in that movie.
Yeah.
You know, they're fucking, yeah.
They get up there and you watch them and you're like, what the fuck?
There's like homeless people that would do, remember like homeless crazy people that would
do the comedy store potluck, like literally mental patients.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you find out they've been doing it 18 years and you're like, hmm.
I know.
I know, but like that's why last comic standing for all the annoyances it was for comedians
that were like, they hated that show.
It was good for like the outliers because those people thrived in that medium.
They actually gave some people opportunities that would normally be cast aside.
So that was a great show for that.
No, anything that helps comedians is good for the whole for the lot of us.
But we were watching the Joker and his mother is a crazy person,
which is probably why I relate so much to the Joker too.
It could have been me.
And I'm like, and we came to the conclusion, we're like,
why is it that like every mom just gets more annoying with age?
I know, it's usually moms.
Like we talked to some people who were like, yeah,
they're saying that their dad was, but I feel like for most people, it's that their mom is.
They're just like, ugh.
Yeah, it's just she gets unbearable.
It's whatever her most annoying trait is,
it becomes her only trait.
It's like your mom drops everything else.
Because her, I guess it's like her life is winding down.
So all the other things that interested her
or that she used to choose, like, I don't do any of that.
I just, I'm just annoying.
Well, because it happened to my mom she became her worst possible self at the end of her life and I just see it in other
people's moms that I'm friends with it's like you just get more and more
annoying with age whereas men get softer and they get more sensitive and like
kind of cooler to be around. Yeah. Most people,
I say most, they're like, yeah, my dad's pretty cool. Like he's because he's like,
he's a low T King. That's the best part. That's what it is. He's not trying to
fuck anything. Yeah, that's what it is. He's just like enjoying life. The things that he used to
just pass by, he appreciates now, oh, this is beautiful. Or that's, you know, he's like a little more,
he's touched by the softer things.
And then he's usually just an older guy is totally like,
yeah, this is what I wear.
This is what I like and this is what I do.
So he's very straightforward.
I don't know why the older lady doesn't seem like that.
Raise your hand.
I'll tell you why.
Estrogen, okay?
That's what's more horrible. It's nature's hand. I'll tell you why. Estrogen, okay? That's just more horrible things.
It's nature's tequila.
It makes you crazy.
It makes you want children and the family and dogs.
Like me, like I want five dogs.
I want to raise children.
And what happens is it depletes you over time.
Cause you're giving, you're the giving tree.
Giving, giving, giving.
And then by the time Estrogen leaves the building,
you're like, what the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, you wake up.
You're like, what the fuck am I doing
all this shit for everybody else?
Fuck you, now it's my turn.
And then you start buying crazy outfits
and doing crazy stuff.
And then it's happening, Tom.
I'm gonna become the most annoying version of myself.
Will you warn me if I become?
I don't wanna do that though.
Here's your warning.
Am I already there?
Cause I'm fighting against it. I'm taking the hormones. Okay. I'm back on the pro
I exercise see this is why this is he's ignoring me. This is why women become annoying
I'm just excited to read something to you. Oh, okay. All right ready. Yeah, they keep coming in. We ain't that straight
to you. Oh, okay. All right, ready? Yeah. They keep coming in. We ain't that straight. I can't wait. There's more airtight emails. God bless America. All right. This is amazing.
Get my dad eyes on. There you go. Ready? I can't wait. What's up guys? I am gonna be touring in
Texas this weekend. I will be in San Antonio in Dallas.
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happened 20 plus years ago my buddy roommate said he wanted to run a train
on a girl we found a girl online who wanted to.
She was half black, half white, worked at Red Robin, yum. I love Red Robin.
The night it happened, my roommate's friend
happened to be there only because he was over 21
and bought the alcohol.
When I picked up the girl,
literally at first sight she kissed me.
After we got back to my apartment,
she started to down Bacardi. Rum.
When it hit, she started to make out again.
We took it to the bedroom.
Me and the other guy were Eiffel Towering her.
Wait, who was that me?
Someone's here and someone's standing up.
Okay.
Right?
Like in her mouth.
Right?
Eiffel Towering?
Yeah.
What is the Eiffel Tower? Someone's, she's sitting on this guy. Okay. And then this and then her her mouth is on the guy. Okay.
Above him. Okay. Oh, okay. Am I correct? Is that right? Yes. You know the French.
When I called out to my my buddy to get in there he was currently on the phone
with his mom and said sorry mom I gotta go. He came in and found a hole. After we were done the
next morning I woke up and immediately started to have sex with her again. My buddy who was
sleeping in the same bed said he couldn't sleep when we were doing it. I told him to
either get up and join in or leave. He left the room. I finished and went to take a shower.
He went in there and got a piece and then took a shower. Jesus. After I was done, of course. Then after he was done,
his buddy went in and used the dirty little whore.
Oh, when she was taking a shower, we had to rock, paper, scissors to see who took her
home. I lost so I had to take her home. It was the longest drive of shame ever. Robert.
Wow.
Thanks, Robert.
What a cool story.
It is a cool story.
It is a cool story, and I appreciate your candor.
Well, and also too, Thomas, you often say, dirty little whore or perfect angel from God.
Yeah.
I mean.
We need to stop diminishing these women that.
This girl serviced three guys for fun.
In the military, in the Navy.
Just like three buddies.
Yeah, okay. Your friend too, sure.
They all dumped clips in her.
That's pretty cool.
She's a patriot.
Yeah, no, I don't want to shame her.
I think that is pretty cool.
What a great time to be alive.
And she did that at night and in the morning for all three.
Wow.
That's pretty rad.
Wow.
She's got a cool, by the way,
do you think that's her only crazy story like that?
No. No.
No.
I mean, back when I was 21, you couldn't just go online.
I'd have to put an ad in the paper or something.
Yeah, for sure.
That's so sketchy.
It's a...
What a great time to be alive.
Yeah, pretty neat.
This is in kind of the same lane sort of,
but I don't think you've seen this.
You look excited.
I'm very excited to show you this.
Yeah, can tell.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
There you go.
A spicy content creator has shocked fans after she revealed that her adult content is actually
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Andressa Urasch has made a name for herself on her adult subscription site, as well as
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The 36-year-old former Miss Bumbum model, who's from Brazil, opened up about the unconventional
decision to keep it in the family when she was asked who shoots her spicy content.
Taking part in an Instagram Q&A in the summer, one of her followers asked her son, Arthur, who was 18 at the time,
Arthur, are you the one who films and dresses only fans? To which she replied,
Yep, I'm really bad at pictures, right? While many teenagers would be mortified at the thought
of having to witness their parents making adult content, let alone be the ones shooting it,
Arthur seems pretty unfazed by his mom's career. Yeah. Ask them, will you ever date your mom?
Though some people were supportive of him helping his mom out,
others were not so pleased to find that the team was the one behind the camera.
With one ask in,
You're not ashamed of your mother selling herself?
Do you film her like this?
To which he clapped back,
I'm not ashamed, I'm very serene with her decision.
Once in a while he calls me mom, you know what I mean?
The pair appear to have a very close relationship and have even reportedly been seen clubbing
together in the past.
So cool.
Andressa did however take a short break from posting on the adult content platform last
year in order to focus on her religion, saying at the time, I made this decision because
God has bothered me with many things and I know that if I die I won't take anything
with me.
I'm starting over with God.
Before returning to the platform two months later.
I'm going to fluid bond with Jesse.
So that's pretty cool right?
Well it's kind of a dream come true.
I mean as a mom to like do something creative with your son.
With your son it is kind of sweet.
And like I don't want my kids to ever leave the nest and this is kind of a cool way to
have a business with them.
He's filming his mom.
Getting bangs and stuff.
And he's like, I'm really good with pictures.
Could you imagine, Charles?
It's actually like, I actually, the brain doesn't even comprehend this.
It doesn't register.
No, because we were watching even the Joker last night.
Remember the scene where he bathed his mother?
Oh.
And I was like, could you imagine doing this with Charo?
No.
Fuck.
And that's an innocent bath, just bathing your mother.
There's also a scene where he kills his mom.
So that scene registered a whole lot more.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Do you get used to seeing your mom doing stuff?
I mean, it's one thing for someone to like, I don't, I guess, see their mom in the nude,
but she's shooting content.
Like, she's taking loads to the face and he's like,
got it, I'll upload this right away, mom.
That this is very, very.
Well, this is the same thing as dads getting their daughter
to the strip club and we've heard that theme
time and time again in the
Porno industry. This is this is just this is just a cool new twist on an old theme Tom
There's something that's just some lines that shouldn't be violated. What I just I don't know. Why are you shaming them?
You're right shame on me
Shame on me. You should be more open. It is Brazil, you know?
They're culturally different, you know?
If you're born in a different country, it just doesn't count.
Brazil.
We're all so different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mothers and sons are just different there, I guess.
It's a fucking crazy one.
When people do that, well, I'm from Europe and you're like, yeah, that's not, that doesn't
change this at all.
Well, I don't know, but listen, I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you what, you go to a German beach,
nothing but dicks and that's the norm.
Yeah, that's different though, that's different.
You're saying people are comfortable with the human body.
Sexual content is different than the human body.
I know that is different.
That is different.
That is different.
Yeah, because the human body shouldn't alarm somebody like where they can't handle seeing a new person. That's different. Yeah, that is different. Yeah, because the human body shouldn't alarm somebody
Yeah, they can't handle seeing a new person
That's true
But like your dad shoving his dick into someone's mouth is different than that
I guess if you're square if you're weird, yeah being fucking gay about it
Yeah, it's true silly me
By the way cool thinking. Speaking of cool parents.
Keep it in the family.
Iconic actor Robert De Niro was recently featured on the cover of People magazine.
I don't know if you saw this.
No, I saw it and it angered me.
And I hate that we're celebrating.
Fame family and the joy of fatherhood.
He's 112 years old. Hell does he just father a kid a new kid?
Yeah, I mean this should be shamed. This is morally reprehensible
And he's a new dad. Is that what I'm seeing? Yes. He just had another kid. That's fucking cool. It's
This this should not be celebrating baby daughter Gia Gia, 10 months. Man, that is very, that is nice.
So when Gia's in kindergarten.
It's thoughtful.
He's dead?
Other times she's in kindergarten.
100%.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we live in a time now where people magazine
has to pretend like it's cool.
Like we have to think everything's cool.
Here's the thing, you know people go Hollywood
is depraved and sick.
Yeah.
And a lot of their examples are actually their lies.
They're not true.
But this is weird.
And this is depraved to be like, what a fucking cool guy.
You had your baby at 80.
Good for you.
Good for you.
So proud.
I mean, he won't be a part of her life.
She's not gonna remember him. No, who's this in the photos?
Oh, that's your dad. You're seven now, but back then
Yeah, that was your dad. Yeah, cool
Right, let's not also forget even the horror show of pimping your kid out to be in a magazine spread
Yeah, like for what for likes for
He needs to be more famous. I have no idea.
You can only be celebrated for this if you are a huge success in life.
If you're not like a big winner.
That's true.
Right? Like if you're a fucking loser.
Then they're like...
And you had a baby of eight people.
Like you're a spectacular piece of shit, you know?
But if you're iconic, famous, wealthy, then people are like...
That's true. If you're iconic, famous, wealthy, then people are like, you did it. That's true.
If you're beloved too.
Yeah, he's beloved.
But if you're hated, forget about it.
Yeah, like Vince McMahon having a kid at 81
would be different.
Here's the thing, why is this article coming up?
It's only for publicity.
That means he's got to be promoting something.
But to use your baby for it?
What's the small prince say there?
Can you see it?
I can't read it from here.
What is he promoting?
The 80 year old acting legend opens up about life as a dad,
Oscar buzz for kill, that's why.
They wanted him to win the Oscar.
Future, I'm ready to take whatever life gives me,
like another kid at 80.
Yeah. So strange.
Isn't it weird that he didn't get a vasectomy to?
And here's the other thing that people do
when you're very famous and beloved.
They're hesitant to criticize behavior
that they'll criticize in anybody else.
So like if you bring this up to like some Hollywood elite,
they'll be like, yeah, Bob's a good guy.
I mean, he's, I've seen him with her.
He's loved, he loves her.
He just loves that kid.
You know, people make different choices.
They do different things and you're like,
so just not being there at all for the kid will be
Abandoning your child. It's a form of abandonment. No, it is a form of abandon. It's completely immoral. It's not cool
Hey, I've got a baby one for your grand kid because you're not gonna be there for it
But you know because he wants so for those who don't know like when the Oscars come out
These movie studios they put money behind projects to rally.
The PR machine. Yeah.
So that's why he's doing this to win an Oscar at 81.
He needs to win an Oscar. Another. Another one at 81.
That's why he's pimping his kid out.
And his friends would all be like, I mean, you know, he's a great dad.
He's just great. Wow.
And if a woman were to be like, I had a baby at 81,
shame, how dare you.
If it were possible, yeah.
People would be like, you're a horrible person.
You're a bad person.
Yeah.
Or just even like adopting a newborn at 81.
Like what are you doing?
What is your level of participation at 80?
Cause I've seen grandparents with kids, you know?
Yeah.
Like they're just like.
Not good.
Yeah, they go, ooh, they got you a toy
and they kiss them and then they're like, here you go.
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
I'm 80.
Get on the ground?
No, they can't get on the ground.
Which is by the way where a kid lives on the ground.
I know.
A baby lives on the ground.
You can't even bend down to pick up the kid.
They can't stand, they can't, you know,
they're just like crawling around.
Yeah, this is.
It's hilarious.
That is the depravity of Hollywood. I know yeah
celebrating that yeah for sure and people being like good for him a joy of fatherhood
Okay, sure for like and this is not his first how many kids does he have Zola for sure?
He has like seven or something different women. Yeah, just no respect for the institution of fatherhood at all
Yeah, he's not even participating in the other kids' lives,
probably.
Yeah, one, two, three, four, five, yeah.
Seven, oh yeah, seven, you're right.
Seven, I don't know if that includes the baby.
Lucky number eight.
I don't know.
Cool.
His seventh child is the baby.
Well, that's just fantastic.
I guess they'll know their siblings. Yeah, but hey great actor
I like most of his movies really good. I mean, yeah, there was a turning point, but yeah, yeah
Yeah, some cool stuff. They'll dance in little singing
Made some good movies. Oh
Yeah, yeah insane. Yeah, it's totally the same behavior
Yeah, not an even more insane to be celebrated. I agree. It's insane. It's totally insane behavior. It is. Yeah.
And even more insane to be celebrated, I agree.
It's completely like...
It's totally crazy.
Can we not?
He should be like, don't tell anybody I fucking did this.
I think so too.
Keep it quiet.
It's shameful.
Why?
Why would I be ashamed?
I love her.
Okay.
He's getting so old.
Sure thing, pal.
Whatever you say.
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So yeah, to those that don't know, yes,
I am talking to a girl.
I've been talking to her for quite a while.
Her name's Patria or Patricia
in English. But she doesn't know English. She lives in Aranda, Taliisco, Mexico.
Very nice. She's 10 years younger than me, which I'm totally
cool with because I like younger women anyways, like 18 to 26, 27.
Perfect.
That's kind of a good range. That's what I like too.
Legal to almost lame, you know?
That's basically the age range.
I don't want a woman my age, but I digress.
I like her a lot.
She doesn't have any kids,
and she's never been married,
and she's fine as fuck.
Might be.
But, yeah. I don't know.
I'm really excited to see her again in March, April,
when I fly back to Mexico.
But yes, I do have a sort of girlfriend
in my life right now.
Okay, well thank you, Mexico.
Wow.
Do you think that like, that is real hair? Cause it's fucking incredible. It's gorgeous. Wow. Do you think that like that is real hair?
Cause it's fucking incredible.
It's gorgeous.
It's really amazing.
I think it is because he's showcasing it.
Yeah.
Then again, I have seen Amazon wigs like that too.
I own a few.
It's hard to tell, but I think that he's showcasing it
because he wants to.
And remember he's got great muscles.
I don't even remember him from before. He's like I'm just genetically superior. Yeah wants to. And remember he's got great muscles. I don't even remember him from before.
He's like I'm just genetically superior.
Yeah, like he is a catch.
We talked about him before. He talked about that.
Yes. He talked about it.
So evidently Tom Segora mentioned me on his podcast
and it's getting hundreds of thousands of views
close to a million.
I don't really know who Tom Segora is.
What's up, bro?
And I guess they sort of made a laugh at my own expense, which doesn't bother me if people can laugh at me for something
I mean, you know that makes me happy. I mean, I don't take things seriously. I'm an easy come easy go kind of dude
That's good, you know, but I'm getting all these weird notifications now like people saying that they've met me and they I'm not famous
I'm not I'm just some dude that makes videos and that's it
But like they're like I met him before and I met him before at this place
And I'm like I don't remember who you are these comments or these comments are weird
But really from our fans. Yeah, I'm not used to this kind of attention really
But I guess I asked for it and I
Guess it's whatever.
Well, that's a pretty good disposition on that.
He's got a great attitude and I think if anything we're helping him find the woman of his dreams,
now we're casting a wide net for him.
Yeah.
And there's not a lot of women in Anchorage, right?
Or there's more women than men, I forget.
There's a crazy imbalance of men to, I forget what it is.
Yeah, I think.
Is it way more men?
I forget.
Way more women.
Probably more men, I want to say.
But we're doing him a fave and.
There are more men than women.
Yeah, so it's what I mean.
So we're actually upping his value.
Yeah, but that's a pretty, I thought it doesn't anchorage have a different
Scroll back up
I think that's his real hair. Yeah, that's it's very shiny
Okay. Yeah, it's about the same actually
Yeah, I actually like the whole oh we have hairdo 1960 1960s thing that's I know only chicks ward in the 1960s but you know what here fuck
the haters right airlines too low now you won I like it vintage and it's fucking
it's kind of cool it's unique to this like you don't even see this anymore
even with females but yeah yeah otherwise I like it it's easy I don't even see this anymore even with females. But yeah, otherwise, I like it.
It's easy.
I don't know if I would do it in public.
I mean, that's a whole other story, but.
One video.
See, I'm wondering.
Fuck the haters, all right?
Cause I'd have to get a good look at his hairline.
It does look weird right there. I don't know. I can't tell. Yeah, I
Can't tell I like this beehive too. I think he looks good on him. It looks it works
It definitely yeah, you should continue it. I hope his girlfriend in Mexico works out
Me too young Patricia. Yeah
Patricia 18 to 20. I'm not saying it right. All right, Sorry. He said it. Patricia. He said like something else actually a tree
Patria Patria. He said it was like Patricia, but you're right. It is Patricia. Yeah
I forgot to tell you my favorite bit. Yeah
There's lifelong bits that you do with someone right if you're with somebody a long time
There's like continuous 20 year bits and my favorite one you do is a do you even think I'm a woman?. And my favorite one you do is,
do you even think I'm a woman?
That's my favorite one you do.
Well, because you constantly,
how do I put this?
Well, for instance, sometimes when I go to hug you,
you'll pat my back hard.
Okay, buddy, thanks.
And I'm like, I'm not a, things like that.
You'll fart, you'll fart in your hand and whiff it.
You'll-
I don't do that, that's not true.
You do things like that, or you sniff your balls,
you put your hands on your balls.
I don't fart my hands and whiff it.
And I'm like, do you even think of me as a woman anymore?
See, you like that.
That's a fun bit, yeah.
Okay, buddy.
You pat me like a dog sometimes. Yeah, it's like...
But I wonder if all married women
go through this, like where the husband just treats you like another dude at some point?
Yeah, sure.
Because there are moments where you do treat me like a woman. Yeah, but they're fleeting. Yeah. Yeah, and then it's back to Brotown.
Pretty cool. Is it?
I like it, yeah.
Is it?
I like you saying that thing.
Yeah.
You know, I'm a woman.
I used to be before we got together.
Back when you, I think there was like a four or five month window where you treated me
like a woman. Yeah.
And then the minute you started farting, that ended. It just ends.
Yeah, farts are probably the pathway into Bro Town.
Cause I don't think you see me as obviously a lady anymore.
Oh, that's not true.
Those days are gone.
No, I see you as a lady.
I see you as a lady.
You look lovely.
You look really nice today.
Thanks.
Does Bert see Leanne?
No way.
No. She bros down with her.. Does Bert see Leanne? No way. No.
She bros down with her.
There's no dialing back what he does.
No.
He's a lot grosser than you.
He's way grosser. He's a disgusting person.
He still keeps his fingernail clippings taped
under the team box.
He's one of the grossest people I've ever met in my life.
Yeah.
And then he has a booger collection
in the doorway, she said.
Oh. Yeah, he's very booger collection in the doorway, she said. Oh.
Yeah, he's...
That's gnarly.
Very disgusting.
I will say you're better at stuff than her.
There's things that I just, I, yeah, I, you know.
What's alarming to me is like you can go, you go work out and then you don't shower all day long.
Always like at home.
Like what is wrong with you?
That's the plate, one of the places I go doesn't have a shower. Other place does.
So if there's a shower, I use it.
If they don't have one,
sometimes they just don't have time to go home shower
before I continue my day.
So I go out, change shirts, shorts,
but then I'll shower when I get home.
But then you'll tell me like, oh my nuts stink.
Yeah.
I don't want to hear this.
Because I'll do the thumb crease.
Oh my, pew, that one, aw.
You know when you do the thing and you're like,
poof, you see how the guy's nod?
They all know.
Stop.
And you're like, God, that's me.
Fucking stanky nuts.
And that's when I say, do you think I'm a woman?
Yeah, I'll be like, you wanna smell this?
No.
Yeah.
Most people like smells.
I don't like your smells.
Oh, and then you did it again the other day
where you're like, I gotta take a shit.
And then you just stayed put for like another 20, 30 minutes.
Yeah, it wasn't, yeah. I just knew that was in the you know
It was in the neighborhood it wasn't necessarily knocking on the door. I mean, I don't know how you hold it so long I
Would like to buy bedroom set. Do you have any credit? No, I received social security and welfare. You see the special man
With no problem. I like to buy a living room room set do you have any credit no I
filed bankruptcy you have seen a special man with no problem I say I say see
Frank and Johnny is a credit man in town for only $50 down if you push in the
little room set a bedroom set today I got it! With no problem!
How great was that?
Yeah, that was really good.
These commercials gotta come back.
I know I missed this time.
This is like when I watched TV yesterday.
Like I watched old school TV and it teleported me right back to the 90s.
This type of commercial, they really should bring these back.
I think they should bring these back for national commercials.
I think so too, because they're way better.
They're, that's so much more, everybody will talk about this commercial.
Local flavor. Remember Crazy Gideon?
Yeah.
Same thing where you're like, dude, those are real people.
Those are not actors.
No, you could tell.
Yeah, that's what I like about it.
Let her have it.
Let her have it.
Yeah.
That guy's retarded.
That's why he calls him the special man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, yeah, and I also liked it's Cal Worthington and his dog
See the special man. Yeah, yeah the special special man
See the special man. He's he literally are worded. You think he's got something wrong with them. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, and they put him in the commercial
Yeah, yeah.
You ever seen Special Man?
That is a way to get everybody talking about your business.
You put that on the Super Bowl.
I know.
I mean, it would shut the website down.
Lo-Fi is always better than big stuff.
Yeah, it's a really good point.
Yeah, well, that's what always flies on TikTok,
way better. Lo-Fi, it's what people good point. Yeah. Well, that's what that's what always flies on tiktok way way better
Yeah, lo-fi. It's what peeps want to see real shit because real stuff doesn't exist anymore. Everything's polished. Yeah
Yeah, you know what I mean? You gave me an idea. What's that? I just haven't you just talking about this just gave me a good idea
What do you share? Nope. Can I pee?
Yeah, why don't we take a quick break? We'll be right back with our guests.
And we're back and you can catch these guys that's the 24th annual
Gathering of the Juggalos this summer in Ohio. It's insane clown posse!
Thank you Tuma and Violent J everybody!
This had to happen. We had you last time. You weren't able to make it.
So thank you very much for coming back or coming here for the first time. I'm sorry Bob not being able to make it you know.
Please I mean there's no. But I'm honored to be here. We're excited to have you guys.
This is what I want to ask you because like we're talking about maybe taking a
vacation pretty soon. Yeah. Even though makeup doesn't provide a total disguise
like it's your face under it. Yeah. Do you like do you really feel like it's
hiding in a way when it's off?
For me, it is a tiny bit.
I know for him, it's less so.
You know what I'm saying?
It's because of his hair and shit.
Hair is so, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But the tattoo's always give it away.
Yeah, that's true.
You know what I'm saying?
But yeah, I mean, it's not like constant or nothing like that.
It's very manageable.
But if you go out like this, it's definitely more of a...
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
If you walk into a restaurant like this.
You know what's crazy? If you're in certain areas, they just think that of a, come on. Oh, yeah, of course. I'm telling you. If you walk into a restaurant like this. Well, you know, it's crazy.
If you're in certain areas, they just think that we're like imposters, like the look-alikes.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Oh, no way.
Like you're a super fan.
Yeah, I was asked to see a night if I was cosplaying.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
First time, though, in my life.
Yeah, I was asked that.
I think, didn't we almost cross paths?
I think we did.
Like a month ago.
Yes. Like a month ago, we were both in Tokyo or something like that.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, and we were at the same hotel.
Yeah, we're at the same hotel.
Yeah, I met a friend of yours.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right.
And he was cool as hell.
Yeah, you met Phillip.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you get some of his food?
Dude.
And no, no, no, no Phillip food.
But he was listening.
He was living his dream.
Yes. Right? He's ready to be there cooking. Right? Or is it American chef in Tokyo? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, chef white and go do sushi in Tokyo and it went really well for him.
So he was doing that right?
Yeah.
And I was there living my dream, my goal of mine.
Yeah.
To wrestle in Japan.
That's what you were doing?
Yes.
See I didn't know that.
At the Budokan Hall which is a venue, there's a wrestling magazine
called Pro Wrestling Elsewhere that grew up reading since I was 12.
Uh huh.
I've been reading, it has a part arena reports Buddha, Khan, Hall and it would give the results,
you know, and it was just like all my life.
How dope would that be?
How dope would that be?
So then, you know, I stopped wrestling a while ago, you know, both of us.
Yeah, I, yeah, I ain't getting back in shit that this guy, I don't know what he's doing.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Well, my friend was like, man, come over and do it.
And he's a star over there.
And he brought, shot out the man, man, Pondo.
And Pondo brought me over there.
You know what I mean?
Me and my girlfriend went.
And the first night I managed, you know,
I was a manager in the corner.
And I'm like, man, they got all these big, huge banners
of their stars hanging on the walls, you know? And the next night I'm wrestling two of them fucking
dudes that are hanging on the wall, right? And I'm like, oh, shit, you know, you know what
I mean? Yeah, your heart is special. Yeah, you know, and it's a match. You know what
I mean? So did you go for the whole like rehearsal and everything to like, they didn't speak
English. What? So it's in Japan.
Yeah, that's true.
Japanese wrestlers.
Yeah.
They had a device and they would say something and then play it and it would be an American.
Yeah.
And then we would respond and play it and it would they would hear it in Japanese.
Wow.
And so that was being passed around the dressing room.
You had to wait for it, you know, for to get to your match, you know what I mean?
And then we talked it over what we're going to do.
I thought it was like an app on a phone or something.
You had an actual, like, thing.
It was a thing.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I was just like, what the fuck?
He's over there wrestling.
And then the first thing I see is two pictures, two still pictures, him upside down
and then him on his head.
How to do it?
Jesus.
Oh my God, man.
They're fucking dying.
When I wrestled, my finishing move was called Moonsault.
And I would go to the top rope, into a backflip, and land on a guy.
So in 2017 was the last time I did the Moonsault, and that was my retirement match.
We had at the gathering of the Juggalos.
And I did the fucking Moonsault, and the next morning, the entire front half of my foot was like purple and black you know what I mean
yeah and we had a concert that night so he's like five six years ladies like let
me try it again maybe I'll really fuck all the way in the all or nothing you
know what I mean I went I went and I fucking wrestled, did my shit
and I'm climbing those ropes and I'm like, man,
here it goes cause I'm a lot older,
a lot fatter, a lot slower and here it goes.
And I fucking did it, it gave it everything I got.
I literally landed on top, my neck, my head
landed on top of the dude's chest.
Jesus Christ, man.
He's laying on the mat, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
And if that wasn't absorbed by the human body,
I'd have literally just broke my neck.
There's no question about it.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey.
And thanks to him, he absorbed it.
So are we done with this?
Or are you gonna do it again?
I'm telling you, listen, when I finished that
and how stiff my body was the next day,
I was like, I'm disrespecting God by doing that.
You know what I mean?
You'll be back in the ring.
You know what I mean?
No, I will never do another.
I don't think you're going to do another moonsault.
No, that's what I mean.
No, yeah, but maybe not.
I will never do another moonsault.
I don't think a cable will ever do another moon salt. Okay, that's it.
I feel like I'm disrespecting God.
Okay.
You know, yeah, I'm giving I got my kids.
I got everything and myself and I'm like, but I was at
Buddha, Kanha.
Yeah, you had to do it.
Japan.
You did it.
And I did it.
So you've done you're doing you're you're doing dreams right now.
You did that.
You just stand up.
I did. He just tried stand up last time. Congrats. First time at Kilton now. You did that. You just stand up. You did?
He just tried stand up last night.
Congrats, we're at.
First time at Kill Tony.
No shit.
Listen, I've said this a million times in all my life.
Two things I can never be, a comedian and a stripper.
Because now it's both.
And the same.
No, no, ball take.
Like I can never get on stage and expect that I'm finding off
that people are going to throw money at me.
Right. You know what I'm saying?
Just I can never.
I'm saying, yeah.
I'm saying, man, I could never do that.
You know what I mean?
As a woman, as a stripper or anything, you know what I mean?
And the other thing is being a comedian.
You got a house full of people like, make me laugh motherfucker.
It's gonna be funny.
You know what I mean?
And to get up there and confident enough, cracking jokes,
and you can't just be like, did you hear about the guy?
You know, you gotta actually have a character.
One liners.
And appear relaxed enough and likable,
that they're feeling you.
It's a taste of a lot of fucking bravery and courage.
Right, you're talking it to a standout.
But here's the thing, now that you've done it,
you've done it, the way that that usually goes
is somebody goes, I did it,
it's like a bucket list thing or whatever,
or they find it semi-addictive,
they're like, I gotta do it again.
So like, we're-
It's too early to tell.
Too early to tell, okay.
Yeah, cause it just happened last night,
but I'm telling you like this I've been buzzing off that
When I saw him today, he was like
On the way here. Yeah, I was like holy shit. You would you look like a fucking stand-up comic. Yeah
Yeah, I was expecting to watch some bullshit
But you got laughs. You got laughs.
Man, I didn't even know it was like that. Like you if you
suck, they're gonna let you know. Yeah. You know, I had no
idea. I thought if I was honestly, I thought if I was
coming out of been on the panel, you know, I didn't make it
special guest on the panel. And I didn't make it last night. I didn't make it last night. And I didn't make it.
I couldn't fly out.
But, um, but yeah, I knew he was going
because I was supposed to be on it with him.
And I'm familiar with the show.
So I know you sit on a couch and you fuck comedians
up that don't know what a comedian.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
And then when he told me, he was like,
yeah, I was the count.
I was like, what the fuck?
So they told me in the dressing room.
Right.
So I'm like, so if I would have been there, it would have been like a Smothers Brothers situation. I was like, what the fuck? They told me in the dressing room. Right, so I'm like, so far what had been there?
Would have been like a Smothers Brothers situation.
It was cold.
They told me in the dressing room,
Tony was like, you familiar with how the show,
if they told you how the,
what's going on and everything, right?
And I was like, yeah, vaguely.
Let him know, not really, you know?
And he was like, well, you're gonna go do stand up.
You know, I was like, how long?
And he was like a minute.
My tenor did not say stand up on it.
It just said kill Tony.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Did you have material prepared?
You just wrote some shit on the spot.
He said, um, listen, I said, what do I do?
I don't know.
Stand up, you know, and he said, um, tell a story about when you
went to
Skankfest on mushrooms with no sleep and and it is a funny story. Yeah. So I was like, all right, bet. All right. I was like, thank you. And then I'm sitting there thinking about 10 minutes.
I was like, thank you for that, man. That's what I'm gonna do. You know what I mean?
Thank you for the suggestion, right? So then the show starts, and I'm watching all these comedians cracking jokes
they wrote.
Right.
Nobody's telling a story, you know what I mean?
And I was like, man, I don't want to fucking,
let me think of some funny,
let me think at least something funny to say
before I go into the story, you know?
And then I started thinking more and more and more.
And you know what I'm saying?
And I went out there and I was supposed to do a minute
and actually nothing, he did three minutes.
Oh yeah. Dude, you're hooked. You're doing it. a minute and actually nothing, he did three minutes. Oh yeah.
Dude, you're hooked.
You're doing it.
You're doing it again.
Then you're in it, yeah.
And I thought I killed it.
And you too, right?
You said it was fresh?
No, yeah.
I was, like I said, I thought it was gonna be garbage.
You were gonna say it.
You really thought it was gonna be garbage.
What do you know to fucking stand up?
You know what I'm saying?
I didn't know what the fucking to expect,
but I was like, holy, I thought somebody
may have coached him or something. You know what I'm saying?
I was like, wow, that was actually pretty impressive.
Nice, man.
You're natural.
It's like right when I ended my, right when I kept,
right when I, what I did was they had a clock on the wall,
a timer.
Yeah.
And I kept going through it in my head
and looking at the timer and it timed out to like a minute.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But then the timer, and it turned out to like a minute. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But then when I was out there, it was like three minutes.
Well, that means you were lost in the sauce.
Yeah, you're lost in it.
You were in the moment, and that's all that you can hope for.
Here's the thing, you are a performer.
Yes.
Like, you know, you've been performing for years.
So you have a natural comfort up there
that most people who are new wouldn't have also.
That's true.
You know how to work a mic, you know?
Yeah, I do.
And we have done seminars and tried to crack jokes.
Yeah, you gotta do back and forth banter.
I think you're gonna be on stage again doing that.
How does it feel, by the way, to have the 24th gathering of the dream?
It's fucking crazy, man.
It's like, you know, because, you know, when you think about like 2004 or five, it just seems like, you know, it was a minute ago
Did you think when you sit down thinking about you like fuck those 20 years ago when you did it the first time
Was it just like well, let's just see if we can get everybody together
You know what we were doing the first time really we had like set up like a a phone call and all this shit in our in our CD
booklet. It was like a hidden hidden. Yeah, so when you caught, so we were just like,
well, fuck, we gotta do something.
You know, when the time started ticking down to it,
you know what I'm saying?
And so we didn't know we were making a festival even,
we just were doing an event, you know?
We just, I mean, for years, there was a hidden number,
ain't it right?
And it gave a date.
And it was like something special
was gonna happen on his date.
This is, we're still working our way up, you know?
Yeah.
Now we're like, what are we doing?
As we got bigger and more successful
on the underground we're growing
and the dates approaching, we're like, what the fuck?
You know what I'm saying?
The first one was like way different
than it is now though, of course.
You know, it was like real heavy on like the inflatable
like gladiator games and shit like that.
Orc games. And it was, we had, of course, we had wrestling, and we had outdoor concerts.
And it was at a convention center.
Yeah.
Right?
And the stage was actually in the parking lot.
And it was like two days, I think.
And we brought in big names and rap and you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And we played twice probably.
No, no, the first one we only played once.
We were like closing it out and we made it about
10 minutes into our set and it just got overran.
Fans just bummed us in.
Everybody stole everything.
Oh, perhaps.
I remember because we had semis on the side of the stage.
You know, so when they're done they just load right in.
In my dumb ass I was like, oh shit,
cause everybody's like swarming the stage.
So I started backing up.
Next thing I know, I'm in a semi.
And then it's just like coming in like the fucking trash
compactor from Star Wars.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
Kids are back.
Finally, I was like, there's much room.
And then all of a sudden they started moving back out.
Isn't there a thing too where like, you know,
if you talk to people about, what's it called?
What's out in the desert every year?
Burning Man. It's like about Burning Man. There's people's perception of it. Then you talk to people about, um, what's it called? What's out in the desert every year?
Burning Man.
It's like about Burning Man.
There's people's perception of it.
Then you talk to people who are there and they're like, it's not what you guys
think it is.
And I feel like it's the same thing for gathering the juggalos where like,
there's a perception of it.
And then if you talk to anybody that went, they're like, Oh no, it's like,
people think is like, they're going to get their ass kicked.
Yeah.
Fucked up if they go there.
And they're like, most people we talk to are like, oh, it's a great time.
That's so far from the truth that
if you appear to be from,
if you appear to even appear to be not a jug alone some way,
everybody's so fucking welcoming.
Yeah.
It's like, I can't remember where I told this to,
but it's like, if you're not a jug alone,
people can obviously see that.
It's like their goal is to fucking prove to you
how fucking dope juggalos are.
It's the first of what assholes, you know what I'm saying?
They're trying to turn you out.
You know what I mean?
So yeah, it's more of that than anything.
No, I do guys.
No, not like that fucking guy.
I appreciate all the comments.
That's that guy.
That's what I'm saying.
We all make mistakes.
You know what, fuck that guy.
That's what I was saying.
Listen, let me say something about that.
He didn't see that shit.
He was like, wait, no, hold on.
I'm like, because fuck him.
There was something going, uh, Juggalo viral, right?
We'll call it that.
Talking about Shaggy was just in his fans, right?
He's not a fucking fan.
That guy's an idiot.
Let me tell you something about that, dude.
Yeah. First off, I was never any age and as big of a fan
of anything to fathom doing something stupid like that.
Agreed.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Number two, and then later, the blame it on us
is say, fuck ICP, they did this to you.
Like you did it to him.
Right, that's where I was super tripping.
I was like, man, this guy's a fucking joke. Fuck you in, you painted face to him. Right. That's where I was super tripping. I was like, man, this guy's a fucking joke.
Fuck you in, you painted face, dude.
Wow.
And he's worried about his job and shit.
Yeah, he's like, I'm having trouble getting hired.
You're there?
Can you tattooed him on your baby?
He didn't say clown posse didn't tell you to tattoo your face.
That's what you're saying?
You know what this is?
He's the only one.
He's the only dumbass.
There's not a fucking grip of people running around like that.
Yeah, nobody's doing that.
I'll make it um
Listen, there's nothing worse than traitor juggernauts. Is that what you call it?
You know I'm saying because um, I remember one time your brother
Russ resin piece shot out the giant kick jazz. He said um
He we used to listen to BC Boys when they came out,
like they said, it'll be fucking love it.
In a couple, three or four, five years later,
he was like, man, they suck, man.
And I was like, why are you saying that?
And he was like, I'm sick of it.
And I'm thinking, that don't mean they suck.
You just tell them, playing it.
Because when the second record came out,
it was so different than the first one. I was like, fuck that, man. call you right now. You just took me in it. Because when the second record came out, it was so different than the first one.
I was like, fuck that man.
This shit's so weak.
You know, what was the second one?
Uh, Pauze Boutique.
Yeah, I got you.
It's a different vibe.
It's a totally different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I mean, now you listen to it and of course it's good.
It's a cut.
You know what I'm saying?
But when it came out, I was like, what is this shit?
You know, it's not the Beastie Boys.
But it's still like, I mean, it's don't mean that first record don't exist.
Oh, yeah.
I went through a phase like that. I was so fucking sick of that record. If it came out, I'm just like, I mean, I don't mean that first record don't exist. No, yeah. I went through a phase like that.
I was so fucking sick of that record.
If it came out, I'm just like, fuck, turn that off.
You know, but now, you know, I love it again.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what happened.
Communication, I feel like that was a redeeming album.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, what that's after there.
Yeah, that's after they were like, they were like, they were like,
and it's dope.
And like the alternative genre.
Yeah, it was the it was the shit the way they reinvented themselves.
It was incredible. It was incredible. to shake the way they reinvented themselves. It was incredible
It was incredible. They're incredible. No doubt about it. They started punk
I just saw off video of them like practicing doing their punk shit. Yeah, like some different drummer, you know
Yeah, one thing they like deal with singing. This is one thing don't like and I'm calling them out. What's that?
um
Time to go to war the two um
What is it? Um Adam? Yeah, I already know what you're gonna say. Yeah. And like about
them, like not doing songs. They're like, oh, fuck us back in
the day. Um, no, Adam, they won't do certain songs. Yeah, they
won't do, uh, they never wanted to do fight for your right to
party. That's like, man, that's when your staples, you know, that's not a bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah to party. That's like, come on, man, that's one of your staples. You know, you know that's a big part of my life.
Okay, that's one thing.
But this is what I didn't like.
I saw a documentary and I believe it was put together
by Spike Jones, right?
Yes.
And it was them two on stage in front of a crowd.
I saw that too.
Okay, yeah.
Yep.
Hearing them diss anything on license to ill.
I agree.
I know such a fucking bummer.
Yeah, I agree.
Nobody's mad at you for saying that shit.
Oh, my god.
We got a song called Girls Girls Girls, you know, seeing a
kid, I'm like, dude, you were fucking probably 18.
You were kids.
Yeah.
I agree.
Even as a as a woman,
or I identify as a woman right now,
I don't, I'm not always never offended.
You go, well that was a time capsule.
That was in the 80s.
And wrap the more raunchy towards women,
the more the women loved it.
Like just like crew, the biggest fans were broads.
And it was also the time, and they were young,
and it was fine.
It was just the times, you know.
It was fine.
And hearing them up there
dissing it ain't expecting everybody like yeah because they're like yeah they're
all peaceful well yeah they're also like balancing their cheese from Brooklyn and
then like you know they're they're they're coastal guys now so they're
they're woke and evolved and they're saying the right thing because that's what that group says
They're in that bubble and they don't even you know realize and don't regret is
No, that part was super gay. I agree
Retarded
You should apologize for
No one gives a shit right
Every musician is like they there's always stories about trashing a hotel room
Have you guys did you partake in that at some point?
I mean like never no, I mean I think I broke a bed once but there you go
But then one of our fucking roadie guys came in and fucking fixed it with.
Oh, that's so bad.
Charge sport.
It was like some old ass hotel in New York.
So it was all wooden and shit, you know what I'm saying?
They would have charged us out the ass.
Yeah.
Yeah, other than that, no.
We and on top of that, when we're on the road, we spend more time like in the bus
than in the hotel room.
Yeah.
We don't stay at fancy hotels.
We're like the fucking Holiday Inn Express.
The bus is just.
We're supposed to hang out on the Holiday Inn Express. The bus is just for us to hang out on the holiday
Inexpress right stay on the bus on the cum sheets. Yeah, Natalie
Speaking of cum. Did you guys ever go airtight on somebody? What does that mean? Oh, wow? The two of you and one of you?
Dude watching his fucking no enjoy a whole yeah, yeah, no listen listen listen listen think about that part
It's pretty good listen if that girl yeah, just willing to let you hit it. Yeah, right?
But it's harder for you
Because he's in it. Yeah, right
What's going on?
Right.
Like I said, it's gay.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
Well, she's like, why the fuck is he here?
And you can hit it, but you're like, no, let's go after me.
Or we can flip a coin.
Right, right.
She's down to let us both fucking hit it.
Right, right.
But at the same time.
I'm not, you know, dude, what am I doing? Look upstairs, in the eye with look at your face. Yeah. Come on. You know,
do it. Busting a nut like this close to you. Totally. And actually could get on you
when you're saying fucking disgusting. If you're in her V like my own nut on me.
If you're in her V and your buddies in her A, you guys actually feel each other
through this. Oh, that's that yeah.
And you can not at the same time.
But man yeah that's what about what about
speaking of gay.
I regret doing it.
Go ahead.
Speaking of gay is using is a man using a straw gay.
Using a straw and somebody's ass.
No just a straw.
Just a straw with a drink is that gay.
You know what I don't fucking use straws.
Well I had a restaurant. You will. At a restaurant with a drink. Is that okay? You know what I don't fucking use straws. Well, I had a restaurant
You will yeah at a restaurant. Yeah context. Yeah. Yeah, but at home. I don't use straws
Right, but I like do would you walk out of the store? Then I guess when I'm out at a restaurant. I'm gay. Yeah
Yeah, you're gay only there though. Right only there. That's the only place I'm allowed to be gay
Yeah, I feel the same way at gym showers
So let's see this is I go home. I'm gonna feel the same way at gym showers. So let's see. This is I go home.
I want to take a shower at the gym. Wow. We were just talking about that.
I won't do it. But then hold on. I don't like going to locker rooms.
But just dudes just freely walking out their balls. So let's say you go work out.
They try to sit there and talk to you. It's like put your balls away,
fella. But that's why he hated doing WWE. Yeah, he's naked.
You know what I mean?
Because we're sitting in the dressing room.
Okay, I can have a conversation with you with your sweatpants on, but they choose to get
naked and talk.
He's different.
For what?
Jared and King Lola's balls, dick and ass.
Just all hanging on.
Literally three feet away from you.
They talk about somebody else and you're sitting on a fucking chair, so it's dick and balls
are just right here.
Like for real.
It's so real.
And they're not even hurrying up or being discreet.
They're just like, ha ha ha, cracking the joke with a guy on the other side of the room.
Smoking a stokey nose in.
We're making no rush.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what, what's the beef with pants?
Or at least underwear or something.
A lot of athletes are so comfortable in the nude
They're really like it's something. I don't I don't even walk around my house naked
Maybe because they're just physical specimens
For that. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah
Like you know they call somebody or something. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little swishy. It's a little swishy. Always wanting to be naked.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point.
They got places for people like you.
Southernapolis always wanting to be naked.
You know, when I do wrestling,
man, I literally went into an abandoned closet.
Yeah, you going to fucking stall and change or something.
Man, I didn't know where everybody was changing.
I'm like, I ain't about to sit around and see if there's
a place to be naked.
And you know what's close to shit ever.
Like these naked motherfuckers sitting on a bench.
Like the balls, and then I'm supposed to sit down.
I know, put a towel down at least.
Yeah, I agree.
And then being naked and sitting where he just was naked,
that's got it, you can transmit STDs, no?
Dude, the whole world is gay, you know?
Yeah, I think so, I think you're right.
I think you can get AIDS that way.
Probably.
Yeah, the towels have AIDS in them. Big deal, yes they so. I think you're right. I think you can get AIDS that way I probably yeah dig the towels have AIDS in them. Yeah big deal. Yes, I do for sure
I know you share a towel with a with a Jeep absolutely. Yeah, all right Jay
You get something right
Something sitting naked next to dudes. I'm not that's what I'm saying
No, it's like if you go to a gym locker room, right? There's always naked motherfuckers sitting
I'm saying if he gets up and then somebody sits down,
where the fuck I'm sitting next naked to dudes?
I'm like, I was down.
I thought you meant like in the sauna or something.
I'm like, are you going to the spa or something?
That's another one where it gets weird.
I've been in the sauna at the gym
and then there's a guy who purposely,
Yeah, for what?
You know, takes the towel off, starts playing with his nuts.
I was like, are you been going to a men's bar or something?
A Russian Spitzer, whatever it called.
And then they start chatting you up.
How's it going?
You're like, just fucking, just sit there, man.
Right, your name.
It's 160 degrees there.
Right, yeah.
Just don't talk to me.
So you guys have a story that I don't think
everyone's aware of that's kind of like,
it's pretty incredible, which is regarding the FBI.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, so for people that don't know, like it's pretty incredible, which is regarding the FBI. Oh yeah.
Like, so for people that don't know,
you were, how do you find out
that you're being labeled a gang?
Well, in 2011, the FBI.
All the stores drop your shit.
You really?
They pull your merchandise and shit.
Really?
Oh yeah.
For the first, in 2011, for the first time ever,
the FBI released a thing called the FBI gang
assessment threat list. Right. And it was like the Bloods, Cribs, MMS 13. Chuggalos. Yeah.
The whole way down by there. The Aryan nation. Chuggalos. At the very first we were like,
we were like, at very first we were like at very first we were like oh that's
kind of tight yeah yeah yeah yeah not until we we understood the ramifications
of this shit you know what I said we're number one before we even fall out hit
juggalos you know all of a sudden instantly hot topics and Spencer's
weren't carrying our shit no more so a lot of stores just dropped our shit and
is that like a slow roll like do, do you find out, like, does somebody go, oh, hey, just so you know,
Hot Topic is no longer carrying it?
Like, wait, what?
No, it was like something.
Boom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It took a minute to realize it's old because because it's now gang apparel.
Yeah.
Right.
So if the heroes are more fucked up part, you take, okay, just like, let's say,
fucking Butthole, Oklahoma, okay, just the middle of nowhere,
where it's just a mall with a hot topic.
That's the only way little kids go to the mall
and get their clothes and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, cool, there goes an ICP shirt, puts it on,
they get pulled over on the way home from the mall,
the mom, who knows, you know what I'm saying?
Texting, whatever, gets pulled over.
This kid's gonna get treated like a fucking gang member,
you know what I'm saying? It's insane. It's real shit. It's affecting people from joining the army,
from custody cases, from they get charged as gang members now. You know, you pinched with,
we always say you get pinched with weed. Now it's a trumped up charge because you're a gang.
You're a gang member. Because you got an ICP show. How long does it take from being
learning that you know you're on the list, hey, it's cool at
first to like, hey, we need to actually do something about this.
How long does that take?
Well, you know, probably, that wasn't right away because we started learning about all
the bullshit that was going down.
Yeah, we just, I think it was like four, what was it like?
What we did in 2000, that's one with the March what
was that in the March was in 2017 okay yeah but we started suing them probably
four years after four years after okay yeah yeah because we started to see the
ramifications yeah we weren't even really so we're just we're just going to
court to get our the name off of that fucking list right you know I mean we
weren't suing them for nothing. They never released a list again.
We were going to everyone though. Oh, that was it.
They never released a list again. But they never went back and said,
are bad? That would, you know, that would be nothing. They never said that.
Did you ever get an explanation as to what qualified you for beat to be on that list?
Oh, absolutely, bro. Yeah. Yeah.
What was the reason? Well, you gotta think about it.
that list. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was what was the reason? What do you guys think about it? If you're in fucking Omaha, Nebraska, right? And you're having a 75 mf, I mean, some park having a big ass barbecued, right? And they're all wearing the same shit. Yeah, y'all got this sign, you know what I mean? These police can say that's a gang, right?
And by saying that, they actually get extra funding to fight gangs.
They don't share that stuff.
So now you got all these rural areas
where all these young people's living in the middle.
They're not getting any football.
You know what I'm saying?
Tons of people were in the same jerseys.
Right, so then that's a gang.
They're fucking wild in the fuck out,
getting all blew out, fighting.
But that's the thing though,
don't you have to actually do an illegal activity as a group to be construed as a game?
As a group, you would think.
Yeah, I mean, there are people that are juggalos that do fucking insanely fucking heinous shit.
Yeah, sure.
There's criminals in every group.
Beheading people, all that shit, you know what I'm saying?
But people who listen to Taylor Swift murder people and dismember them.
Probably more.
That's so gross.
They're so gross.
They're so gross. They're actually not billion so dark. We're talking about the masses.
You know what I mean?
It's gonna be in there.
There's gonna be people that are crazy.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Speaking of Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
What music do you guys listen to
that you would be kind of afraid to admit to?
What's your guilty?
I ain't afraid to admit nothing.
You know what?
What's the gayest thing you listen to and make it coming up coming up I always like
I was a fucking soldier on this shit fuck country music I'll see if you listen
to country fuck you fuck country this and that you know saying but as I got
older I still don't like I won't buy country I don't just sit there and listen
to it but I learned to appreciate it because the song writing because I don't like I won't buy country. I don't just sit there and listen to it But I learned to appreciate it because the song writing because I don't have a license so my wife drives everywhere
You don't have a license come on man. No
Come on man. You know what one? No, I'm trying to get it back right now
I haven't had one for fucking years. Okay, but so I'm always in the passenger seat
You know that fucking rule the driver gets a listen to this shit my wife likes country music
You know saying so I've listened to a lot of country music, you know what I mean?
And now Beyonce is fucking doing it in all kinds of.
That's right.
That song's good too.
She's super talented.
Beyonce, you know, Jelly Roll.
Jelly Roll, there you go.
Jelly Roll is the shit.
But I can like appreciate it as music,
and I can see why it sells the amount it does,
and I could see all that now, you know,
because I actually like broke it down analyze it as a
musician I understand it you know and I don't mind it when it's on now at some songs I like I can't tell you which ones
But it come on I'll be like that one. That's a good one. Yeah. What about you?
I'm literally my favorite shit is grunge
Really? Yeah. I like that. Okay. Yeah
You know I sit like Pearl Jam
Smashing pumpkins. That was what you're really growing up.
You were really into it.
Oh, right now.
Right now, too.
OK, but like I'd say right now, you know, every lyric to every Pearl Jam record.
And I like, oh, have you seen them live?
Oh, yeah. OK. So it's not.
But they suck. They suck live.
Listen, nowadays.
Just hold your. I don't know.
Look, he's drunk on wine and sings. wine and sings yeah, it's kind of like
You know
Swing around from the rafters. I don't know it's cool. It's just a big sing along
Me but they don't put any effort in the show really okay. I don't know you know, there's the lights stay the same
There's no production in it. Well, that's a gimmick. There's no gimmick. And they're just on stage, you know, and
there's like, there may be like a little sort of set, if anything, or just certain
funky lights hanging in front of them. They're like, we're getting all this money.
We ain't spending shit on a big gas bar. You know what I mean? And I think they do that on purpose.
Yeah, they get paid. Yeah, that. How much on stages cost them on Selena?
Holy shit.
You know, we always say every band has a gimmick, right?
Yeah.
And what I mean is like a strong identity.
Yeah.
You know, and...
Like you guys definitely have a strong identity.
Oh, that's not a question.
And Pearl Jam's gimmick is they don't have a gimmick.
Right. You get it? Yes.'t have a gimmick. Right. You get it?
Yes.
That's their gimmick.
Right.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just straight up, I feel.
Like they don't make videos.
We're not out here for the appearance, you know,
but they're mega stars.
Yeah, they're huge stars.
So they do have an identity.
Right, that's very grunge to be against the grain.
Exactly.
They know identity is still an identity. Exactly. Yes, right. Right. That's very grunge to be against the grain. Exactly. No identity is still an identity.
Exactly. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's um, who did I just, oh, I just went and saw Government Mule.
Do you know who that is? No. No. I heard his name. He's basically like, I guess you would say, uh,
from the family of the Allman Brothers, right? Like that style of music. It was an ACL here. It was
amazing. It was fucking unbelievable. Like he's an incredible guitar player, incredible singer.
So it has like that Southern rock kind of vibe. Listen, we talk about gimmicks. There was a time
me and Joy were doing a photo shoot with Jack White. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And we're
hanging out with him. We did a song with him. You know what I mean?
It's crazy.
We don't know how this happened.
Yeah, he got a hold of us.
We're like, what the fuck are we doing?
We're out in the studio doing the song with him.
And then I believe the next day we went to his
Third Man Records in Nashville, you know what I mean?
And so we're there to do a photo shoot.
So we're talking to him.
What's up? And then we both go in the into the bathroom. See I'm saying that's how he
saw it's like dressing room. It's like a dressing room, right? And we're chilling and
We're putting our pain on
Right. Mm-hmm. And he's getting his black outfit
Making his face all creamy. Why you saying?
Getting this shit together. Yeah, you give my point. Yeah. Yeah outfit Creamy
Yeah
Everybody who performs has got a persona and it was dope though
Cuz it made me feel like
Why are we so clown all the time for being clowns? Well, and I might add by the way.
That Shaggy.
That irony is crazy.
Yours is just a more overt version of something, right?
He's not supposed to like,
you're not supposed to know he puts powder on his face.
Exactly, that's right.
It's just his is like,
the sky is a little more subtle.
But might I add the skill level that these guys have
with their makeup?
I remember the first time we met you, Shaggy,
you came into our studio in Recita at the old,
am I allowed to say Recita?
Yeah, yeah.
In Recita, and you came in fresh faced,
and then you're like, you go, hold on, I'll be right back.
And it took you about five minutes to get this on.
Yeah, that's impressive.
As a former goth, as somebody that did
pretty theatrical makeup, I'm amazed at your, look at your level of detail both of you 30 years doing this shit. Yeah
It's miraculous how you put yourselves together and you do that
Like five minutes if you want to
Shittier. Yeah, I don't know like
Is but it's on the situation, you know, if you're like fuck fuck fuck, you know I don't know in the car whatever, you know, say where you're driving on a dirt road. I can get this shit on really. Yeah easy
Looks great. Yeah, the best part. We're kind of pressure. You're under. Yeah, for sure
Cuz I got this shit on at least half the week, you know, but an ideal amount of time is probably
10 15 15. Yeah.
How do you feel about clowns in general?
I don't give a shit.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Either way, do you like, did you like Joker?
Did you like the movie?
Oh my God, the actual movie, the newest one.
Well, there's one more.
Joaquin Fiena or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
I was in Phoenix.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was fucking insane.
That was like that was like back to back twice.
Like, holy shit.
Yeah, that was really resonated. Easily one of those top three movies I ever saw.
Yeah. Having mental illness and watching that shit.
Yeah. Holy fuck kids. I understand this guy.
Yeah. That's what I said. It's my soul mate.
It's a really really good depiction of mental illness.
Not that much but yeah you can see how someone can go that way.
Yeah that was great and they've made part two coming out right.
Yeah it's coming out. Lady Gaga. Yeah that's right. Yeah. Yeah. It's not going to be as good as
the first one. Yeah, there's a second one coming out. Yeah. Do you need die? No. Just shot Robert
DeNiro on the face. Oh, yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. Part two. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be
a huge release. It's got to be a different Joker, right? No, it's like the continued story. Yeah,
exactly. He's the Joker. He's the actor. It's like the
Same guy
I can't fucking believe that yeah, yeah, no he's on he's unreal know that yeah, yeah That movie impacted me like a fucking hurricane really yes, what how so?
It was just so fucking
Yes, what how so?
It was just so fucking in the beginning the whole story in the beginning about him You know, but losing it slowly breaking down. Yeah. Yeah
Fuck man. It was very impacting. You know
That was overwrote that had to you know saying suffer from some sort of type of mental that's Todd Phillips
The same guy that did the hangover did oh really and Gigi Allen's documentary hated he did Gigi
Same director
Yes, same guy that directed Joker directed the hangover and directed Joker just the worst
And directed hated also that is so fucking dope. Yeah, he's here. He became a success like that. Yeah, yeah, he's a top dog.
Man, you haven't trippin' off that document
or anything, the whole world does.
One document, we're talking about G.G. Allen.
I didn't even hear that shit goin' on.
The G.G. Allen document.
You did, yeah.
Yeah, I fucking got that.
If there's a hell, that guy's for sure there.
You marry the hard ass.
Fuck, that guy's, fuck him.
So good.
Cuts and poop, don't mix.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember when he shoves a banana in his ass?
Yes.
School functions.
He's not like you, I think.
Yeah, that's the best.
Yeah.
But that's what really got me into that whole genre.
Documentary, weirdos.
Gigi Allen was one of my first love of weirdos.
He's right there.
He's right next to you, Shaggy.
Oh, sweet.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Me and Gigi.
Yeah.
Speaking of Gigi and penises and everything.
Sure. What did Gigi start from? I got a bunch of messages that people are making appointments to get their injections.
We heard that.
You're kidding.
Yeah.
Penis injections?
Yeah.
We heard this guy from Fallowfill come in and they have stores all over the country now and people are adding...
It's like, you know, people get Botox in their face.
Yeah.
They're getting that in their dick and it's getting...
Filler.
So it just makes your dick fatter but not longer?
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah. So you got big fat. Filler in your dick.atter but not longer? Right, exactly. It's filling your dick.
Filler, dick filler.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Man, still needed.
Yeah, well.
So this is like a little tree stump chilling.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Quarter inch at a time.
Super chode.
Right.
But he said it adds hang because it makes it.
Yeah, weightier.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
More beefy.
It's a beefier, yeah, rounder tunican.
Sweet.
Where can I get a hold of this guy?
We have his information.
We'll pass it on to you pretty soon here.
What do I have here?
I'm always sitting on my balls enough.
I don't need no injection.
You sit on your balls?
My balls are always in the way.
Do you have huge, hangy balls?
I do.
Really?
They're always in the way.
They always stick into my leg or I'm sitting on the toilet water.
Oh, wow.
I didn't even get a ball lift.
It's probably the smartest one.
Oh, I wonder if you can. You know what I tried before? They're going to keep hanging, wow. I didn't get a ball lift. It's probably the smartest.
Oh, I wonder if you can.
You know what I tried before?
They're going to keep hanging, bro.
Oh, I know.
I've been wearing boxer drawers since I was, like,
fucking elementary school.
So, I'm going to picture that.
Well, hold on.
Have you tried the tight or tidy whiteies?
Maybe you can support it.
Yeah, I can't do it.
I can't have my nuts be a hot gun.
Too snug.
Yeah.
I try these drawers just for the fuck of it.
And, like, they separate your dick and balls.
Mm-hmm.
Like, your dick goes into a pouch and your balls go into a separate pouch.
Yeah. Fucking weird, man.
Yeah. I'm telling you, they work.
You know what I'm saying? But it sounds like he makes that.
Who makes a couple of different companies that make them? Yeah.
Separate the stuff. Did that help your your sitting problem?
It did. Oh, OK.
So I chose not to wear them.
I'd rather sit on my balls and wear them.
It's just too weird.
Yeah.
Don't I don't like the way that feels is hugging all
Yeah, it's not gonna get better with age. No
But titties are very easy to fix I don't think balls are easy to fix his titties
I imagine they should have they should have bought live implants, but they should have ball lifts
That would be interesting
Yeah, but you know if I was doing like full front of nudity, I'd probably give a shit
Yeah, you know if I had that fucking problem
I'd wear short shorts like fuck it. Oh
That's me that's something I gotta deal with yeah, you know what I mean? I'm not I like I'm too hot
I'm hot. Yeah, that's why I got short short sign. Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm not I love I'm too hot. I'm hot. Yeah, that's why I got short short sign
Yeah, you know what I mean? And they're hanging out the side. I'm sorry. That's like I was born. I can't
Exposure what do they call that then decent exposure? Yeah, you're ball. You know I was on an airplane the other day
And there was a fucking old man walking on the highway man He was so fucking awesome. His whole ass was hanging out. Oh whole fucking ass and somebody was like, um, excuse me
Sorry your pants are falling like I know just kept walking
An old man really it was great. Hey, there's an art to not give him a fuck big time
Do you know which can you put those like around the back or something so I can show you something the cans? Yeah?
Because you know who's coming in tomorrow
This guy's coming in tomorrow. What an insane week. I know guests my goodness. Oh my what the fuck is this keep watching?
I don't know if I want to. Keep watching.
No, but he's.
Yeah.
He's.
Oh, no.
Oh, okay.
He's coming in the back.
And.
Oh, he's still.
Well, he's, he's sorry.
That was the wrong video.
Hold on.
There's one more.
There's a.
No, not that guy.
Sorry.
This is the wrong.
Yeah, that was the wrong thing.
That's the worstest thing I ever fucking watched.
Nice to see you guys. I was in a peep show booth in Manhattan, Times Square in the wrong thing. That's the worst thing I ever fucking watch
I was in a peep show booth in Manhattan Times Square in the 90s and I seen the fucking illest shit up that shit That's pretty wild. Oh my god. This is this is really how we discovered him in this episode of what does the Wild Naked Man drink?
His own ass or is all this beautiful mason jar with my beautiful oren
Which is medicinal
Especially after some amazing
But why would you do that for he says form of biofeedback and it's a form of self love when I drink my own piss
We'll tell you I get this enhanced benefit of self-approval and self-acceptance.
Really, that's all. So no wonder the yogis have been doing it for over 5,000 years. Everything that's bad for us. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do it. That's just gonna do a week to get out of my head. Yeah. Yeah, it's watching is this right out
Yeah, cuz I really don't know. He's coming tomorrow. Is he gonna do that for you guys?
I don't know. I mean, are you gonna let him if he wants to teaches like I'm a table right here
He teaches like cock workshops and what does that consist of a cock workshop? You know
There's like, who the fuck's paying this debt for that?
Like this kind of stuff.
This kind of stuff.
So in my live workshops.
It's a fucking locker room.
It's a locker room.
A gym.
Some of these guys are actually in shape.
It's only the old guys.
Hold on, guys, be open-minded.
This is a men's retreat.
It's a way to build your masculinity,
grow your testosterone.
Everybody's got wrestling rangers.
So one of the reasons why I am single
is because I'm a double soul shaman.
And in ancient cultures, I would have been the one that the reasons why I am single is because I'm a double soul shaman and in ancient cultures
I would have been the one that the quote-unquote straight dudes would have gone to for healing
Especially sexual healing when their wives were on their periods
It's not that the women were dirty when they were menstruating
It was that they were too powerful for the alphas
Stag dudes the warrior dudes who usually had many, many wives and many, many babies
to mirror. So they would go to somebody like me for sexual healing and I would help them
sharpen their masculine essence.
He looks like he'd do that.
Yeah, he does a lot of stuff like this.
Yeah, he looks like he'd jack a dude off with a quickness.
But he would do it with the spin of this is not gay. I'm just here to help you heal your
life. If you want to be real,
you can tell that to his boyfriend and all he likes.
Yeah.
See if he believes him.
He said that the ancient warriors like the Spartans
and the samurai would suck each other's nipples and.
I thought they would just jack off in their own mouths.
He.
Well, he does that too.
But he says that it's like that's what like warriors would do.
And ball cupping.
Have you guys have never cut each other's balls before a show to grow your masculine?
That's how we got a little prayer before we go on stage.
We'd do it on stage.
Before we go on stage, we'd cut each other's balls.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We do a lot of cab devs.
Cab devs.
We'd dev the cab.
You know what I'm saying?
See?
This is what he's promoting.
Yeah, it's like a dev.
Yeah, it's like a dev.
Yeah.
And look, he gets his eyebrows threaded.
He dies. Do you know what I'm saying? So don't tell me that he doesn't's promoting. Yeah, it's like a dap. Yeah. Look, he gets his eyebrows threaded. He does. Do you know what I'm saying?
So don't tell me that he doesn't enjoy penis.
Yeah.
He looks amazing.
Yeah.
But look how healthy his skin is.
He looks very healthy.
This one, this next one, there's nothing gross in it.
Well, is it like male nut good for skin?
Yes.
Yes, see?
That's what he knows.
His skin's incredible.
Right.
But he has this like here and this one he goes.
I find it so cute and funny. And kind of annoying that so many modern menswear
leaders base their branding off of like Spartan culture and they call the modern
warrior journal or you know we're the we're the samurai brotherhood you know
yes they never get naked they never do never have a good they never get naked. They never do bulk up in Mitchell's. They never see each other's cocks.
The most extension of each other's hearts are completely hidden by their Lululemon polyester.
When really they could be leaching good high vibrational brotherhood vibrations into each other's balsax through cupping,
which is exactly what this map was dead. other's ball sacks through cupping. I see some shit like from Africa, like some tribe does that
the grabby.
So you're getting it.
That's the warriors in the shit.
The warriors.
Yeah.
Okay.
So we're going to learn all about this tomorrow.
All these motherfuckers are.
Oh, is that the same guy checked?
That's him.
The same guy.
Okay.
A little different in the other one.
Yeah.
We're also waiting this one.
That's right.
For what it's worth.
You know, chimps and gorillas, you know what I mean?
They when there's tension or fight breaking out or something, they cut each other's
balls. Yeah.
Like when they when they get when they break it up from the fight, they let each other,
they try to let each other know it's OK by company.
He's comforting balls.
You know, like, OK, it's over.
So the soldiers like when I was a kid, you know, you see how this guy works,
but you see how the shaman works on you.
At first it was no, that's gay.
This is repulsive.
Oh, no, it still is.
But now you're convincing.
No, I'm not convinced.
I'm trying to say we should maybe think about going.
Yeah, go ahead.
You tell me about it to the retreat.
I'll listen to you.
I'll listen to your report.
You know what?
What we could actually go back a fierce warrior.
We could actually have him come to you if you want there you go you can do a workshop
let's call yeah come shop what's it called I'm gonna take what all the records
told us but record labels told us back in the day I'm gonna take the past option
yeah okay yeah I just wanted to show you the best option especially do you want
to show him yeah you guys you guys, your tiktoks?
These are my tiktoks.
I don't know if you've been on that platform before, but I like to feature the outliers
of tiktok, not the people dancing or singing normal songs.
These are the marginalized communities.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here we go.
Yeah, you're going to want those.
He didn't find this guy from the head.
He's from the mainstream tiktok.
This was from Zolo sourcing.
Oh, so this gentleman, you guys are from the...
He's a supervill are flying with tattoos.
He got his entire face and that tattooed out blacked out.
Oh, machine gun killing him. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Oh, wow. Wow. This guy's been making the rounds on the talk.
What do you think?
So is he getting the backlash for doing the black face? Yes.
A little bit.
Oh, that's that's not even what's your take on this guy.
Is this OK?
Look, it looks great. Looks great
He's gonna regret that in a couple years. I think so him and that guy with our pain. I was gonna
Link up. He's gotta do the eyes next right? Yeah, I do that in prison. Don't be a bitch. I
Also think there's gonna be a hiring problem with this gentleman. Yeah
Why yeah, he probably works from home
Do the eyelids bro. He even did the eyelids. That's the crazy part.
Okay, he's definitely like not sane. No.
The sane person wouldn't do that. This is a PE teacher. Yeah, no.
He looks like a polling ball. Works in my kids' school.
Oh no. It's like, isn't this a little bit of a...
You don't know this guy? Come on. That's Rick. You don't know Rick?
Oh, Rick. Yeah. He's great with kids.
You wouldn't think so, but he's really...
Yeah, he's a basketball coach.
The local high school.
Isn't there a line that a tattoo artist should be like,
yeah, I'm not doing that?
I agree.
Maybe you find a big enough scumbag,
they don't give a fuck.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Because this is hours of work, I imagine,
to fill in the eyes, the nose, the lips.
I got a huge thing on my back.
It's not blacked out by no means.
And it was like eight hours with three guys at once.
And then another eight hours with three guys at once.
And it can't come close to his shit.
This is insane.
So he was in there for a while.
You know what they do nowadays?
They'll actually put you under
if you get a big enough tattoo.
Is that what they did to you?
No, no, I just got really drunk but but
uh but yeah they'll put you on it what what is it what is it it's just like a
big like fucking you know that when people have the cool tribal yeah huge
back piece yes it's a big like cross all over my back wow wow well good good
wait wait to start okay starting strong. Oh! Oh!
This is a small world.
Oh, bro.
Thanks, man.
So...
Is this the guy?
No, so this is apropos our discussion of
crazy stuff happening on small worlds.
I've only got like fucking slain people working with her.
So the ride got stopped and this mother decided to take things in her own hands and like evacuate her kids from the ride.
Oh she's not a foreign mom.
She's not English, right?
Yeah.
She's not American.
Foreign mom says that's enough.
So they're doing Czechoslovakia.
Yep.
She's like we're leaving.
Later.
She's French.
How many kids she got?
Yeah, exactly.
That's why.
That's like a terrible kid she pulled off of her.
Mad mom respect.
She's like, fuck this, we're out of here.
I agree.
Because it just stopped running?
It just stopped running, but I don't know for how long she was stranded.
That place is full of cameras.
Like, no security yet?
Exactly.
That's a crazy bit. Yeah, because there was the guy that got naked on it. Yes. That place is full of cameras like no security
Because there was the guy that got naked on
Okay, that horse just there's been something in there. Okay, what country is that?
I mean, like, a fucking sidewalk.
Look at that fucking sidewalk.
That sidewalk is a mosaic sidewalk.
Yeah, yeah.
That's gotta be somewhere in the Middle East, no?
Definitely.
Somewhere in Latin America, maybe?
I don't know.
Boy, he just back kicked it.
They kicked the shit out of that.
That thing was like, laterty.
Man, they're so fucking...
Imagine that thing kicks you.
That's some good glass, though.
That he didn't even go through it. Yeah knocked it out in one piece
Hmm, I didn't get in kicked by that animal. Yeah, I can never see people get kicked in the face by horse. Yes
Yeah, it's funny and it's always doing something dominant. It's a hot one right quick. It's fucking over after that. Oh
man, we're gonna use their drugin said I'm incompetent to stand trial.
They're going to have to drop the charges.
That's good.
You think?
No longer have to go to court, you know.
That is cool.
But on the broadside...
What are you doing?
You can't...
So that's good.
Okay.
What kind of a comment?
Hopefully a serious one.
Okay, he's wearing a Kentucky hat.
Yeah.
The best part of this.
Oh my gosh, that's getting all viral.
Oh, it's amazing.
That's getting all fucking viral. That's gonna go viral. Oh, it's amazing. That's gonna go fucking viral.
That's so fucking funny.
I get it now.
The camera.
It's really tickled by Lin-Jay.
But don't, not yet.
The best part is, to be breaking news.
I'm incompetent.
He didn't tell you guys.
How would he even know how to spell all that?
It's true.
He can't even spell it.
He can't even see the letters.
Look at those eyes.
It's real, man.
Is he eating?
Yeah, he's got shit on his mouth. I can't spell that he came to see the letters I
Yeah, he's got
Breaking news, I'm incompetent to stay on trial. I don't know what the fuck he did
Yeah, I don't think it's I don't think it's petty
He's fucking on the offender list
I think I saw him to do he's fucking on the offender list. Yeah.
Yes.
That's no question.
That's a sexual effect.
That guy's not competent to order breakfast.
I can't imagine what the fuck he did that they're no longer pressing charges with.
What's the easiest way to get out of jury duty?
Tell us you don't want to be there.
Just say I don't want to be here.
I can't be fair.
I know one of the issues involved and I'm not want to be there. Just say, I don't want to be here. I can't be fair. I know one of the issues involved
and I'm not gonna, I just don't want to be here.
That's what you say.
And people will say it.
They will make it so crystal clear
that I don't want to be here.
And guess what?
If you don't want to be here,
the lawyers don't want you there.
We're gonna let you go.
Yeah, so little known secret is that lawyers do in fact, gonna let you go. Hey, that's good. Yeah, so a little known secret
is that lawyers do in fact, right,
pick their juries, so he's right.
The lawyer has to pick you
because you would be favorable
to the winning of their case.
So if you just go straight up,
I don't wanna fucking be here,
I hate all this shit.
Then I'll be like, yeah, go.
Anyway, useful.
My wife just got jury duty shit.
Really?
Yeah, it's all fucked up.
She had a call every day and shit.
Yeah, such a waste of time.
That sucks, man.
It sucks.
And that situation is good.
You did?
I'm having a felony.
How'd it go?
It was kind of fresh.
You did, Jerry Judy?
You know what I'm saying?
No, I had Jerry Judy.
You want to saw a case?
No, here we are.
Oh, OK.
So I had to go down there, right?
And it was in a room full of other people getting the bone,
basically, you know what I mean?
Sitting there all day.
I was hoping I would get picked. I wanted to fucking go through the experience, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I made it to like the like to like probably more than
half people, you know what I mean? Yeah. Elimination tournament. Yeah. And basically, you know, and it was probably down to like, I would say 15. I was and I was booted. You got three more.
He had been in. Yeah, you're so close. Fuck, you know, because man, I waited all fucking day and you
had to get there at the book. That would be cool. You're getting like a murder trial or something.
Ryan Sickler, our friend, the comedian, got a major crime.
He got a jury duty and he ended up on a trial for gang drug trafficking murder.
Like a major case.
He probably, you know, he probably, who knows, maybe somebody had a talk with him.
Yeah.
He said one time they were like, you know, he had to address
the court and then the court repeats like your name and address. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah,
they doxxed him and at the trial, he's like, Jesus Christ, don't give my address out to
these fucking guys. They shouldn't even be in the room. I don't know if you all know
this, but you can actually go to your public library,
any library.
Why he got his head in,
I got his body in the corner.
Request them to order copies of my books.
That's him.
Yeah.
Oh, it's romance novel.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'll pass this,
eat me a room too.
But I definitely know that you could probably
get old thought next door,
and this whole guy wrote just the crib in your local library.
Just all you got to do is just go to your local library,
talk to one of the librarians with a receptionist and put in an order and no
problem, the order like two or three copies and you can also borrow the
audio book. We got to get the audio book.
I know he's trying to be silly, but like, is there like fucking actually romance
novels at the library?
Have you ever, do you know what?
Yeah, I guess there are, but this is like, it's really, really crazy sexual stuff.
No, listen to me.
That's not real.
No, it is.
We have the books here.
We have these books.
We have old Thugnet Store.
And Pastor Z Pussy too.
We have that. Listen, hold on a minute. We have a collection. There's gotta be a market Door. And Pastors Eat Pussy too. We have that.
Listen, hold on a minute.
We have a collection.
There's gotta be a market for that.
That's a whole fucking book like this.
Huge market.
Okay, hold on a minute.
I'm gonna tell you what this is.
I'm gonna tell you what this is.
This is like what I like to watch all the time.
Of course.
Which is UFO footage.
Yeah, yeah.
Big foot footage.
Yes.
You know what I mean? A bunch of shit that looks so fucking
unbelievably, deniably real. Yeah. Because nobody is buying that book. Look, but we did.
And it's huge on Amazon. Just like you said, two or three copies. We have all thought next door.
Go ahead. Look at the size of those. I've never been schooled harder in my life.
Oh my god.
You just blew my wig.
Yeah.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you just open up to a random page?
Uh-oh.
He's gimmicked up or something.
No, no, no.
Pastors eat pussy too is pretty great. Just pull up a page.
Okay, fuck yeah man. What am I doing with it now?
Let's see what the fuck is going on. Yeah, exactly.
Uh, Tremola's been sped into a parking lot of Morningstar like an angry...
I can't... I ain't got my glasses on. No, no, no. Read Pastures Eat Pussy.
Or Old Thought. Do Old Thought.
You have brain cancer, huh? My face twist with confusion.
I had to have him repeat what he just said.
I knew he didn't say what I thought he said.
Yes, Mr. Washington.
Unfortunately, we suspect you have brain cancer.
I want to get to a sex part.
Yeah, exactly.
There's plenty in there.
Oh, so what?
I thought he was asking for sex.
I was a crazy assumption, yeah.
But y'all already know how men be. Okay. Yeah. I can't
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Even with the little dick selves. Regardless of race, men love pussy. True. This is true. It's all truth. Not the warrior.
Not the warrior.
The double soul shaman does not.
This guy must not be a warrior.
No, he's just a pastor.
Can I see that one?
But good news, you can get this at your local library now.
You just have to ask in the order two or three copies.
I can see that.
I am so fucking with you.
I live in a quaint little town in the country now.
I can see them ordering that up.
A pastor's eat pussy too.
Fuck yeah, there you go.
It's amazing.
Guys, Kwan Mills, don't sleep on it.
Go on Amazon, people review all of his books.
Kwan Mills loves you guys right now.
Yeah, of course.
He's like, fuck hell yeah.
He's a treasure though.
Oh, I'm gonna give it to you all right.
And just like that, I jumped on his face and started gyrating holding on to his head
I felt his tongue slither between my place is from a point of view of the old lady with his old side
Sorry, he sucked the shit out of my pearl tightening my thighs around his neck
I felt his beard tickle my inner thighs my eyes rolled back and I knew I was gonna squirt all over the place
Yes, slob on that cat get it nice and wet for that dick
I groaned piss all over me. I then heard him mumble you want me to do what I shouted back to him
I said piss all over my face. I want to drink your pee. Oh do it. There you go
And then yes mommy don't stop now you guys are on board ma'am. What are you doing?
I'm a quan mills fan now. There you go. I'm not gonna know what I'm reading my kids for bedtime. There you go
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That it's just some people are just a natural, you know, this this pastor's eat pussy, too
Has been genuinely wise that one's
You can take that
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This is speaking English isn't that wild? That's an English speaking word.
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
Something about going for a burger, and he said,
fuck your burger, I'm going to go get this guy.
I think somebody eating a burger.
Something.
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Because they don't show them on TikTok, right?
So then on TikTok, right? Yeah, they do.
Instagram. Instagram shows straight up murder.
That's what I heard. Yeah, listen, that's what I heard. Instagram is tripping. They are.
No, for real, man.
I see it.
I flip through.
I got time.
This chick's just like, pulls the teeny out, pulls the teeny out, and then lifts the baby.
Like this.
Yeah, he's so, he's like, check this out.
It's just some broad, just with a teeny, baby smile.
Instagram is like the wild west bound. It is wild.
You know what I meant to on TikTok?
I have to start sending you.
That's why I can start sending my dick pics.
Interrogation videos of like psychopathic.
Oh yeah, those are great.
There's a girl that like had her boyfriend
kill her stepdad.
She's 15.
Oh, that's just crazy.
Yo, like to see how the interrogator befriends them
and then breaks them down and gets her to admit things,
it's brilliant.
It's a long play.
It takes a real skill for sure.
I see that you speak Spanish.
I can speak a little bit, but I don't want to destroy
a very beautiful language,
and that's why I'm going to speak a little bit in Spanish,
but a lot in English.
Where did you learn Spanish?
Here in Texas, here in Texas, there are many Mexican,
American who live here.
And it's also my school, my junior high school,
also in high school.
I studied Spanish, it's a very big language.
It's a very important language here in this day. Yeah. Yeah.
That was great.
That was great.
That was really, really good, man.
I was impressed.
He seems like a genius.
Looks like he put his ears on.
I've always thought he was fucking handsome.
Oh, George W.
He's supposed to be able to fucking draw and paint
really good, too.
Yeah, he's a painter.
That's a smart guy, then.
OK, so this is a former astronaut. and this is what he wants you to do.
Just sun gazing anytime.
He's advocating you look.
Well, there at the sun into the sun.
I believe the ophthalmology community has a different take on this.
Wait, Zola, will you see if he is a former astronaut?
I want to say that he is right.
What does that to do with anything?
I don't know. I don't know. I feel like he's an aficionado because he's been closer to the Sun than us maybe
And further too, and he does it all the time
This is fucking retarded. It is retarded. That's why it's so good. Okay last one here you go
You could be freaking it. Oh is why you should not make cinnamon rolls or any baked goods out of your yeast infection
I just want to do some damage control because I know I came on here and said
I made cinnamon rolls out of my yeast infection and they turned out really good
and they did. They tasted really good but we consumed them and two days later
these white spots start popping up popping up on my husband's tongue.
I'm googling what that means and it says it's oral thrush which is essentially a yeast infection for your mouth and the reason we have it
is because we consumed my yeast infection. So what I thought was a very
special Valentine's gift, truly a pastry made with love from things that came
from my body turned out to be the president of Oral Thrush and
it's not fun having it. It's not the most comfortable thing to live with.
Is that a child?
It's kind of painful and I just feel so so bad for giving it to my husband.
This should be illegal, mom.
I think I need to make it up to him in some way.
Now I would make a pastry out of my breast milk again but the yeast is just not worth it.
Just go buy yeast from the grocery store.
Okay, thank you very much.
Sound advice.
That's a nice way to wrap things up.
Right, she should have started with that.
Like a yeast.
See all the emotions right through here?
That's what the talks are about.
It's about the roller coaster of feelings.
And you laughed hard.
Yeah, you came hard.
I hope again, though, I hope again. Yeah. hard. Yeah. You came hard. I hope again, though. I hope again.
Yeah.
Seriously.
Yeah.
That's like big, like the people that write a big foot story.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like what if she's just like I'm about to go viral.
Oh, and making that up.
I don't know.
This is like, first she thought of the breast milk thing.
You know what I'm saying?
This is like an average everyday person.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Just doing a TikTok.
This is like your next door neighbor, Mary. You know what I'm saying? Who knows what the fuck they're doing in their house. So I'm saying just doing a tick tock. This is like your next-door neighbor, Mary
You know who knows what the fuck they're doing in the house
I'm hoping that song bullshit, but that's why tick tock is so amazing
It's just the average woman next door making cinnamon bun with her yeast infection and it's just trying to go viral off it
It's so good. She should do a how-to-to do it video. I think she did that's what happened
Oh boy, this made the rounds on the topic.
I'll let you know as he said earlier, hard pass if you're thinking of doing that.
Pass on.
I'm not interested.
I would never.
Yeah.
No dude.
Do's get yeast infections.
You can get it from a woman.
Yes.
And you can pass it back to her if you don't treat the one that's on you.
Yes.
So I mean, possibly a dude could make some big goods. I like how you're thinking. Yeah, some ball bread. We can make our on you. Yes. So I mean, I mean, I do make some big pink pong.
I like how we're thinking.
Yeah, some ball bread.
We can make our own bread.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at that.
I might make you something.
I'm gonna fucking throw out.
There you go.
You can exchange treats.
I'm gonna tell you something.
There's five couples that have been ping ponging it the whole life.
Oh, yeah.
They just don't got the money to go to the clinic.
Yeah.
For sure.
Whatever.
For sure.
Or just be like, you're trying to get the bone.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. Get the bone. Yeah. Yeah. Um, well, look, this is a Just be like, you're trying to get the bone, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, get the bone.
Well look, this is such a treat having you guys here.
Thank you guys for coming.
And once again, 24th annual gathering of the Juggalos.
I mean, it's really a testament to like, to you guys and your fan base,
but like what you've got going and kept together and grown, it's really impressive.
So congratulations on that.
You should be celebrating.
Your health, you're feeling better, you said, you feel good.
Yeah, I'm all good.
And not only did you feel better,
you fucking wrestled like a lunatic.
Yeah.
That's to be celebrated.
So congratulations on that.
Thank you, man, thank you.
And I'm gonna stand up.
We love having you guys. Thank you for coming in
Thank you. Thank you for
Pastors eat pussy to
Absolutely, it's just take just the one though. Yeah, no
I would like to see the entire stack, please
We can always get more you can have them. It's a gift. You can take it. Thank you guys for coming. Thanks guys. See you guys next time
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